Narrated D&D Story: Drunk Barbarian Goes Shot For Shot With A Dragon

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  • @caspervanhelsing
    @caspervanhelsing4 жыл бұрын

    Wow so stoked you read my story - huge fan :)

  • @TheSpencermacdougall

    @TheSpencermacdougall

    4 жыл бұрын

    Plese tell me the name on his sheet changed to futon the adamantine stomach!

  • @baxterbruce9827

    @baxterbruce9827

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSpencermacdougall Did it? I think we all wanna know

  • @CMAzeriah

    @CMAzeriah

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hope you don't mind but my next character is gonna be one that loves to drink lolXD

  • @theursinemaster

    @theursinemaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    Props to you and your gm....by god

  • @caspervanhelsing

    @caspervanhelsing

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@baxterbruce9827 He is still called Futon :) but that would have been an awesome nickname :)

  • @KyleSage35
    @KyleSage354 жыл бұрын

    This barb deserves a permanent buff against poisons or outright immunity from now on, it'd really go great with his 'greatest drinker' vibe

  • @jonathanmarks3112

    @jonathanmarks3112

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seconding outright immunity.

  • @whitenekos

    @whitenekos

    4 жыл бұрын

    It would only be if he is liquered up though At least my take on such Or if your being generous id say poisons that usually have a - 2 modifier be considered to weak to affect the barbarian should you let the poison sit in his system now Multiple random things Of course minor poison immunity But with the poison in his system Let's say when the barbarian takes a blow that would be considered a gushing wound the blood can hurt allies and enemies in a cone radius 5 feet where then save vs poison either damage or effect Any venous wounds eventually i would imagine his blood would get on his blade inadvertently poisoning it for a short duration

  • @themoagoddess1820

    @themoagoddess1820

    4 жыл бұрын

    definitely not, there's two types of champion drinkers out there: 1. the type that aren't affected(boring!) 2. the type that get tipsy from the smell of the most watered down ales out there and still drink the first type into a coma(woo!)

  • @Tank1711

    @Tank1711

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@themoagoddess1820 I played a dwarf way of the drunken master monk, he would get hammered just smelling alcohol but had a con of 22 (thank you magic book) was hilarious getting into drinking contests then a nice bar brawl due to taking the improvised weapon feat 🤣

  • @zachsuedmeyer2526

    @zachsuedmeyer2526

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking that it would be cool if the poison "absorbed" into his body allowing him a 1 per lr use of acid/poison breath. That is just me though.

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley16934 жыл бұрын

    Can we just appreciate the dragon? You know he's going to gossip about a barbarian who just willingly took three draughts of his poison and lived. Every poison based dragon on the continent will probably know Futon's name by week's end.

  • @MercuryA2000

    @MercuryA2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just pictured that Burt Kreischer story The machine. Just that part at the end when he sees the cop. "so... I understand you are the iron stomach... Tonight you party with me."

  • @EspiroTheFunny

    @EspiroTheFunny

    4 жыл бұрын

    mercury a2000 yessssss I AM THE MACHINE

  • @WorldWalker128

    @WorldWalker128

    4 жыл бұрын

    or not want that dragon for a mate, since his poison is obviously defective.

  • @Bubbabob145

    @Bubbabob145

    4 жыл бұрын

    They said poison a lot in the story, but it was an acid black dragon.

  • @bogustoast22none25

    @bogustoast22none25

    4 жыл бұрын

    From dragon’s perspective. “You can gauge the potency of your poison by how he reacts, he will not die, but he will react accordingly”

  • @MazaAzi
    @MazaAzi4 жыл бұрын

    DM: "DC is now 31" OP: *visible shock and horror* Dice Gods: "I got you fam."

  • @ShiningDarknes

    @ShiningDarknes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dice Gods: Today is not the day you die.

  • @MrMoron-qn5rx

    @MrMoron-qn5rx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dice: GET THE FUCK UP

  • @Mr_Bulb

    @Mr_Bulb

    3 жыл бұрын

    RNJesus has truly blessed this person

  • @randomdragon8245

    @randomdragon8245

    3 жыл бұрын

    Futon: Hold my beer.

  • @bakedpotato7201

    @bakedpotato7201

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@randomdragon8245 what beer he allready drank it

  • @finwik5448
    @finwik54484 жыл бұрын

    Futon: *casually downs three shots of a worse drink than pure methanol* well I'll be on my way! Dragon: *contemplates life* and I thought I was tough sh*t

  • @crongle369
    @crongle3694 жыл бұрын

    I kinda feel bad for the dragon, like. From his perspective, he’s an unstoppable beast with an extremely deadly poison, he hasn’t had to worry about any serious intruders for who knows how long because when they try to take his treasure because they’d be dead by the time they touch it. And then this fricking goliath comes in, takes the book, and casually downs 3 shots of poison almost like it was nothing. Imagine how that dragon must have doubted his abilities afterwards

  • @plaguerat5911

    @plaguerat5911

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shrimp Stiltzkon "Welp, time to reconsider my life choices for the next 100 years."

  • @andyknightwarden9746

    @andyknightwarden9746

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Am I going soft?"

  • @rachdarastrix5251

    @rachdarastrix5251

    4 жыл бұрын

    "..... What are you?"

  • @MercuryA2000

    @MercuryA2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    You just give up for a while. Either that or ransack a village since you must be rusty.

  • @gnarthdarkanen7464

    @gnarthdarkanen7464

    4 жыл бұрын

    The logical conclusion is "There's something truly remarkable about that guy... best avoid his worst while studying him... OR if that one lousy book is all he wants, leave him well enough in peace." There are some who philosophize that when two meet in contest or battle, and neither of them dies, they are forever entwined in some meta-physical bond. There are myriad tales of bitter enemies who found that weird link after whatever war or conflict had originally set them across the field of battle from each other... maybe not exactly becoming friends, but sort of like brothers. This "respect" could be played out later between Futon and the particular Black Dragon later in-game to great theatrical effect... ;o)

  • @christopherfrazier9670
    @christopherfrazier96704 жыл бұрын

    Number one rule for all DM's: "Never underestimate your players ability to screw up your plans"

  • @wolfen26

    @wolfen26

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know this is an old comment but... it's not called 'The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment' for nothing.

  • @randomguy-tg7ok
    @randomguy-tg7ok3 жыл бұрын

    "You need a 31 to not instantly die" "19, plus my stupid barbarian bonuses... 32." "...Bugger."

  • @cursedbeasts9991
    @cursedbeasts99914 жыл бұрын

    "Books? I'm Futon, 19, and i never learned how to f***ing read"

  • @nickkurzy2246

    @nickkurzy2246

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wizard: "The book says you can't do that!" Futon: "WELL I CAN"T READ!" *Does said thing anyway*

  • @GCJACK83
    @GCJACK834 жыл бұрын

    "I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse!" Tavish DeGroot, knight, demolitions expert, deadly with a frying pan.

  • @pootisbirb6683

    @pootisbirb6683

    3 жыл бұрын

    The man who defeated blood sucking robots with the sheer alcohol content in his blood and Scottish determination.

  • @scribblerstudios9895

    @scribblerstudios9895

    3 жыл бұрын

    "LOTTA GOOD THAT SOLDIER TRAININ DID YA! I'M DRUNK!"

  • @dartdevious561
    @dartdevious5614 жыл бұрын

    The dragon's head is like the DVD logo bouncing around the screen

  • @placeholdername3818

    @placeholdername3818

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment caught me off guard lmao

  • @dominiclarratt9968
    @dominiclarratt99684 жыл бұрын

    Tell the Dragon if he doubts his poetincy there's a pill for that.

  • @c6rn6g2k1d

    @c6rn6g2k1d

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh god no... XD

  • @kuzmavolkov

    @kuzmavolkov

    4 жыл бұрын

    If it last for more than 4 hours call a cleric but not a lawful good paladin.

  • @Shagaru_Bleed

    @Shagaru_Bleed

    2 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, dude. You fucking killed him.

  • @MaxPower-ke5rq

    @MaxPower-ke5rq

    Жыл бұрын

    Don’t swing without a net!

  • @thetruezonein
    @thetruezonein4 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title Scottish barbarian drinks with a dragon.

  • @Klerkules

    @Klerkules

    4 жыл бұрын

    Drinks a dragon under the table.

  • @craigtucker1290

    @craigtucker1290

    4 жыл бұрын

    More like a 3 cup challenge since the barbarian was the only one who actually drunk anything. To be honest, the title is clickbait as this is not what happened.

  • @ATSucks1

    @ATSucks1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@craigtucker1290 you are too egar for internet argumebts bruh... you should have a drinc

  • @craigtucker1290

    @craigtucker1290

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ATSucks1 You mean eager, right? The fact that the dragon didn't drink anything, nor was it a drinking competition. That was why the title was click bait and very inaccurate.

  • @infinitytower8957

    @infinitytower8957

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@craigtucker1290 r/woooosh

  • @Terrivian_Vess
    @Terrivian_Vess4 жыл бұрын

    I imagine the next time the group needs a poison they just send futon to the dragon and ask for some of "the good stuff"

  • @sinlesssoul
    @sinlesssoul4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly the artwork of the dragon is incredible. It makes me excited about another...ahem...dragon that might end up making a reappearance. :P

  • @allthingsdnd

    @allthingsdnd

    4 жыл бұрын

    😳

  • @direkitsune

    @direkitsune

    4 жыл бұрын

    Callback?

  • @francescobasile8933

    @francescobasile8933

    4 жыл бұрын

    Part 4 spoiler?

  • @rachdarastrix5251

    @rachdarastrix5251

    4 жыл бұрын

    As a dragon that he might marry?

  • @jdragon8812

    @jdragon8812

    4 жыл бұрын

    Onxnixa the dragon?

  • @boldbearings
    @boldbearings3 жыл бұрын

    The dragon shakily opens it's own liquor cabinet, for a couple shots of dwarven bourbon, neat.

  • @chillcannongames5758
    @chillcannongames57584 жыл бұрын

    This is what i wana see. Funny odd stories that could happen.

  • @craigtucker1290

    @craigtucker1290

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed, though I want to know what the "poison" was in the cup because the story kept stating acid black dragon. Was it just the acid or was it homebrew where the dragon also had a poison attack as well.

  • @chillcannongames5758

    @chillcannongames5758

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@craigtucker1290 i would say hydracloric acid. Porbly.

  • @craigtucker1290

    @craigtucker1290

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chillcannongames5758 Apparently it was a homebrew poison according to the OP in another thread. Too bad, because it would have been better of it was acid.

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd14634 жыл бұрын

    The dragon after the barbarian drunkard left: ...wh- what the hell just happened?!

  • @TrueBladeSoul

    @TrueBladeSoul

    3 жыл бұрын

    W-was that a fucking God

  • @O5-council_12

    @O5-council_12

    6 ай бұрын

    I- It HAD to be

  • @nobilisvaga5267
    @nobilisvaga52674 жыл бұрын

    Wow drinking a dragon under the table, thats sounds like when I tricked a lich to play a game of black jack with a deck of many things with him as the dealer.

  • @Roadburner4

    @Roadburner4

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh god did it work?!?

  • @MercuryA2000

    @MercuryA2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    That sounds like a hilariously evil idea and I've gotta ask how well you had to roll for that.

  • @nobilisvaga5267

    @nobilisvaga5267

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MercuryA2000 had to make a dex and a deception check at disadvantage being that the lich has a high level of understanding on magic. Thankfully the bards illusions helped out a bit so instead of needing a perfect 20 on both I only needed an 16 or higher.

  • @lucassmith3106

    @lucassmith3106

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, what happend

  • @raptordaraptor7861
    @raptordaraptor78614 жыл бұрын

    Nice story. I like dragons acting like they are above even the plot. That dragon gave away the book because he said he would if this impossible task was completed and he stuck to his word despite whatever plot reason he had the book.

  • @TheDefirion

    @TheDefirion

    3 жыл бұрын

    For a dragon that old, giving that away could be a reason to venture out into the world to retrieve it at a later date once those mortals have perished and have a good time doing it, they really do work on a different time scale to most dnd player races

  • @TrueBladeSoul

    @TrueBladeSoul

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheDefirion also it was probably concerned if it killed him it would have a pissed of newly ascended god after it cause any man who can easily survive that much poison of such a high potency without a break deserves godhood

  • @stephenlewis1391

    @stephenlewis1391

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hell, he even gave Futon an honorific to go with it. Talk about being a good sport.

  • @Axileoni
    @Axileoni4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like 'Drunk Barbarian' is how all the best stories start.

  • @archangel4868

    @archangel4868

    3 жыл бұрын

    this comment is motivating me to play my drunkard scottish halfling barb in the next campaign.... i play as a player

  • @darklord884
    @darklord8844 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping for another story about Onyxia the kind black dragon and while I was disappointed, it was a pleasant experience.

  • @zepaduse97
    @zepaduse974 жыл бұрын

    Can’t say the DM wasn’t fair 😂 you were just lucky lmao

  • @placeholdername3818

    @placeholdername3818

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right? He didn't pull his punches. Barbarians are just made of different stuff.

  • @loudsiren8065
    @loudsiren80653 жыл бұрын

    "The dice gods are smiling on me Dragon, can you say the same?"

  • @noahjohnson935
    @noahjohnson9354 жыл бұрын

    So nice to see a story with non toxic DMs or players. While those are entertaining, stories like these always are nice.

  • @Voldrim359

    @Voldrim359

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think the DM was a little annoyed that the drunk barbarian survived three shots of poisons with more difficult each time... He expected that the group fight the dragon or try to sneak veeery careful with rollchecks, thats why they finished early

  • @articusramos808
    @articusramos8084 жыл бұрын

    I had a drinking game with man named Sanguine, But a dragon? Damn. Now, my weretiger would have his fur spike due to the potency of the toxic cocktail. Then promptly wonder if he could use it to cook. Like how using rad scropion glands to make casserole. Gives a good smoky flavor. Be sure to have those antidotes on hand

  • @articusramos808

    @articusramos808

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@khajiitimanus7432 it was good stuff!

  • @gnarthdarkanen7464

    @gnarthdarkanen7464

    4 жыл бұрын

    Y'all, know Sanguine translates to "blood"... right? ;o)

  • @gnarthdarkanen7464

    @gnarthdarkanen7464

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@khajiitimanus7432 Or is it a low alcohol-blood content??? ;o)

  • @gnarthdarkanen7464

    @gnarthdarkanen7464

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@khajiitimanus7432 1st... just a bit of teasing, dude... take another look over both our last posts... You referred to blood-alcohol content, and I simply reversed to "alcohol-blood" content, suggesting blood in his alcohol... rather than the other way round... 2nd... just consider a moment, why would someone name a god of debauchery "Sanguine" if the term "sanguine" translates to "blood" literally... (?) Try paying attention so I don't have to explain the joke... if you don't care. ;o)

  • @MakenaForest

    @MakenaForest

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gnarthdarkanen7464 sorry wasnt paying attention whos sanguine?

  • @unwithering5313
    @unwithering53134 жыл бұрын

    He swore he'll get him next time... I really hope that wasn't for adversarial intent

  • @zepaduse97

    @zepaduse97

    4 жыл бұрын

    A drinking contest with a storm giant lmao

  • @flyingturret208thecannon5

    @flyingturret208thecannon5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fission mailed, we’ll get ‘em next time!

  • @legendsofmichael4315
    @legendsofmichael43154 жыл бұрын

    I Never understood why people end sessions early because of completed goals. This wasn't a one-shot, why not just improvise the rest of the session? Even if it's just 3 hours of Tavern madness

  • @josephtheoracle3344

    @josephtheoracle3344

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes a dm just doesnt have a plan and not having a session preped can really mess with the over arching story

  • @rachdarastrix5251

    @rachdarastrix5251

    4 жыл бұрын

    The reality of rollplaying is even if you have 200 friends you would be lucky to get 10 minuets in 20 years. No one knows why. Its just how it is.

  • @Scrydragon

    @Scrydragon

    4 жыл бұрын

    From my own experience, while some people can improv full sessions well, there are a few of us DMs who can't. (To be fair, as a DM, you'll be forced to improv at least a little bit.) We need SOMETHING to work with. It also sounds like they were on a structured quest. If that book was part of a larger campaign, the rest of the quest may have not been mapped out.

  • @HughMorris69

    @HughMorris69

    4 жыл бұрын

    A good DM always has a plan B like a tornado takes the tavern into the sky just as you finaly reach it

  • @legendsofmichael4315

    @legendsofmichael4315

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HughMorris69 I mean yes, but that sounds like an awful plan B

  • @Cyberdog22
    @Cyberdog224 жыл бұрын

    And then he brings the dwarf to the dragon for the rematch. Dragon shots.

  • @O5-council_12

    @O5-council_12

    Жыл бұрын

    The dwarf dies

  • @allthingsdnd
    @allthingsdnd4 жыл бұрын

    Would you have drank with the dragon? 🤔

  • @Boom__6678

    @Boom__6678

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know

  • @Kronosfobi

    @Kronosfobi

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would

  • @caspervanhelsing

    @caspervanhelsing

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow so stoked you read my story - huge fan btw :)

  • @StormTheSquid

    @StormTheSquid

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@caspervanhelsing futon is a brilliant character

  • @caspervanhelsing

    @caspervanhelsing

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@StormTheSquid I know, he is also the one i love the most of all my characters :)

  • @enzosierra6694
    @enzosierra66944 жыл бұрын

    Literally no one Futon: Cheers i'll drink to that

  • @kyleward3914
    @kyleward39144 жыл бұрын

    The party in my current campaign won a drinking contest against a dragon. The dragon rolled more than one natural 1 and ended up passing out.

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55
    @GreaterGrievobeast554 жыл бұрын

    PFFT HIS NAME IS FUTON? hahahahaha! Oh Yirbel liiiives indeed! but hey! If theres anything i’ve learned from my campaign, ITS ALWAYS FEAR THE DRUNKS!!!!

  • @erikkennedy8725

    @erikkennedy8725

    4 жыл бұрын

    My drunken cleric of Dionysus was the best damage dealer in the party.

  • @dragonarchive7443

    @dragonarchive7443

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@erikkennedy8725 praise Mr. D

  • @pellyk2022
    @pellyk20223 жыл бұрын

    “Dragons Poison Ale” sounds pretty good

  • @Windwolf001
    @Windwolf0013 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of my Druid and his crazy luck... It happened in my as today most memorable D&D 3.5 / Pathfinder table, the DM is perhaps the smartest guy I know and all the table my best friends from college. So I joined this table because I was staying late one night at college, I had played a couple of sessions with some guys from the table before and had heard quite a lot of this story running for a couple of years already, but some players had just stopped showing up. That night I approached the DM and table and asked if I could join. They were very welcoming and said sure, I'd be starting at level 1 while the party was already some levels ahead. I decided to go for a Druid by the name of Andrien and his then lion cub Sidero, who through his backstory ended up in what was known as "The Last Port on the World" looking to grow stronger and having heard of a tournament held in that city, which is where the party was at while I arrived to the city. First thing Andrien did was to head straight to the tavern, where the tavern keeper did the proper thing and asked "What will you have to drink?". Feeling bold and in one of his not very wise moments, he replied "Give me something that'll make a Dwarf sick." Black Claw, the tavern keeper, smirked and brought to him a strange concoction "On the house, try our Seven Dragons". The question by my DM should've warned me "Do you drink it?", and I was like "Sure, worst case I'll wake up in a strange setting." The DM then asked that dreaded question that back then I didn't know was some serious warning "Are you sure?" he asked, and I went ahead like "Yeah, I drink it in one gulp". The DM nodded and handed me a D20, back then I still had no set of dices yet, and told me "You need a twenty or you're dead." I gulped, but nonetheless rolled. We all stared at the dice as it jumped on the metal table, before it landed on a Natural 20. Cheers from my friends congratulating me, and the master smiled, nodding approvingly. "You drink, it's harsh to the throat but there's something else... You feel something strange coursing your blood. OC: Put a note somewhere, you drank the Seven Dragons and lived, this'll come up sometime later. Black Claw looks at you surprised: Well, I'll be, from now on you are the Second Dragon... Tell me, lad, want a job?" Obviously my instinct was to ask who was the First Dragon "Oh, we'll find out later." Told me the DM and proceeded to introduce me to "The Rope", a shady organization that very appropriately held strings everywhere. Thing is, Andrien didn't live too long after that, having met the party they went to a forest, had an encounter with faeries, and threw himself in a fight with a Troll... Well, he didn't live long as Andrien, because when my character died, I asked the DM if I could roll to see if I reincarnated somehow. Mind this, I didn't know the spell existed, but the DM said "Sure, go for it, if you get over 90 you'll reincarnate." And there went another crazy lucky roll. Many, MANY episodes later, the party was separated after what could only be described as a magical nuclear bomb, kidnapped by the Amazing Shadow (A recurring... uh, I still don't know what character archetype he fits into) a dragon that turned out to be the father of our Rogue's fiancee, into another dimension. From there we escaped into the "Infinite Library", a place with, well, infinite knowledge. One thing led to another, I took levels on Master of Many Forms, and by the time we escaped, I had two fun forms: White Dragon for fights (And here is where the Seven Dragons drink manifested), and Cockroach for spying. When we escaped the infinite library, we had gone wiser, smarter, and not that much older, and had formed a plan to fix the mistakes we had done in the past so that we stood a chance to fight the real baddies, by going back in time 3 years. First we secured the treasure hoard from our Rogue's fiancee, with my character turned white dragon doing the heavy lifting... We did some crazy math, but about a million and some GPs were carried and we barely made a dent to her hoard. Then we began to secretly set everything so that things would go better for us, but without realizing it, we were actually filling plot points we hadn't realized had happened that led us to where we were... Suddenly, everything made sense, but we still had to recruit the boss of a powerful organization that held strings everywhere... So Valko walks into the "Last Port on the World" and heads to the tavern accompanied by his lion Sidero. "What will you have to drink?" Asks Black Claw, I smiled to my GM, a nostalgic feeling filling me as I remembered that first night a couple years before. "Give me something that'll make a Dwarf sick."... Guess who was The First Dragon.

  • @CAiNiAC

    @CAiNiAC

    2 жыл бұрын

    Should have submitted this

  • @hussainalaiwi9270
    @hussainalaiwi9270 Жыл бұрын

    I like Imagining after he left the dragon inspected the poison and say “this is the right poison ya it's pottent enough to kill 80 elefants with just one drop how did he like that ”

  • @UndeadSteampunk
    @UndeadSteampunk4 жыл бұрын

    Amazing story love it

  • @allthingsdnd

    @allthingsdnd

    4 жыл бұрын

    I see, you got the new dragon

  • @UndeadSteampunk

    @UndeadSteampunk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@allthingsdnd yep and I love it

  • @XraynPR
    @XraynPR4 жыл бұрын

    From the thumbnail I hoped it was a follow up to Onyxia's story, but this was enjoyable too

  • @helthunderbird1122
    @helthunderbird11223 жыл бұрын

    the dragon is prolly in a tavern drinking while contemplating his life

  • @SilenceInd
    @SilenceInd4 жыл бұрын

    A dragon in a dungeon, in a game of dnd, it finally happened.

  • @Sparkbomber
    @Sparkbomber4 жыл бұрын

    Ahahaha~! I'd believe the dragon would have dumped the rest of that poison. And be mighty miffed.

  • @Spiritnick
    @Spiritnick Жыл бұрын

    Futon's definitely capable of drinking a dwarf under the table after this

  • @DDM-Nerd
    @DDM-Nerd4 жыл бұрын

    There was no "shot for shot" moment... Just mislabeled or does he not know what that phrase means? You be the judge.

  • @waitwhat238

    @waitwhat238

    3 жыл бұрын

    He took 3 shots

  • @miguelvillegas7049

    @miguelvillegas7049

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@waitwhat238 Correct. However, “shot for shot” suggests that the Goliath had a literal drinking competition with a dragon. Would’ve been just as funny hearing of a dragon getting knocked out after 10 rounds of Spirytus Stawski.

  • @iciclecold2991

    @iciclecold2991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't know what it means. Also, might be a bit of clickbait title. Smart move really

  • @MaxPower-ke5rq

    @MaxPower-ke5rq

    Жыл бұрын

    @@miguelvillegas7049 funnier I would say

  • @MaxPower-ke5rq

    @MaxPower-ke5rq

    Жыл бұрын

    @@iciclecold2991 INT 15

  • @SamWeltzin
    @SamWeltzin4 жыл бұрын

    Okay, I really love this story. Like, thought-provoking and emotional are fun, but this is kind of like the essence of D&D boiled down into eight minutes of narration.

  • @grethistigra2477
    @grethistigra24774 жыл бұрын

    This guy's got an iron gut and balls of chromed steel for that epic feat! B)

  • @chrisnoblit4927
    @chrisnoblit49274 жыл бұрын

    Ok now we need to know about the drinking contest with the dwarf

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi20104 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best ones.

  • @Brandon-ff1yo
    @Brandon-ff1yo Жыл бұрын

    this is like someone asking you to try out their new massager but its just a gun.

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu3 жыл бұрын

    *ONE TO OUR BOY! THE IRON STOMMAAACH!!! HAHA!*

  • @DE0.01
    @DE0.013 жыл бұрын

    In prey, drinking alcohol removes the "fear" debuff, and makes you resistant to the fear debuff for a few minutes

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres19894 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of the game session I played a Barbarian Minotaur and I had a drinking contest with a fellow player that was a Satyr Bard. The DM tried so hard for us to quit the drinking contest but we kept rolling up so high and well, that DM thought we were using loaded dice. We became fast friends and great drinking rivals, and our only true adversary... the tavern drinking tab we rolled up.

  • @optimus2200
    @optimus22004 жыл бұрын

    Kidna think the dragon quit it job packed his stuff ran away got another job at accounting devolp a gambling problem and spent his life mellowing over what is he doing with his life XD

  • @jacobp.2024

    @jacobp.2024

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure it's not all bad. I bet him and the Barbarian are still drinking buddies.

  • @dartdevious561
    @dartdevious5614 жыл бұрын

    That dragon took it like a champ

  • @Mortablunt
    @Mortablunt3 жыл бұрын

    And here I am laughing my ass off because I've always understood a futon to be a kind of Japanese matress.

  • @ryanhernandez5632
    @ryanhernandez5632 Жыл бұрын

    Considering how prideful chromatic dragons are I'd imagine this BD feel a rare combination of inadequacy while also being extremely impressed

  • @GnomeDeathKnight
    @GnomeDeathKnight3 жыл бұрын

    That dragon's having an existential crisis after the session.

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier21924 жыл бұрын

    In my friend's campaign world there are several hero classes with drinking skills, of which I've made a couple. They would LOVE to have a drinking contest with Futon- heck, they'll even buy a round for the house. Good for both OP and Dm for letting things play out like they did.

  • @johnnysizemore5797
    @johnnysizemore57974 жыл бұрын

    Notes from a NG human Idiot; Greetings from lovely Restenford(we've been preparing for our Tithing trip here, so we're ok...)! I like this Barbarian! He's a very simple sort and would get on well at The Drunken Minotaur. Can you picture a party having Futton The Adamantine Stomach, Ashotan the Gray Necromancer, Oohgi the Honorary Dwarf and The Legendary Archer? THAT would be an intresting group for an Upper Noble to guilde.... May your pantheon ever favor you(especially in these trying times) Baron Trevelyan of Restenford

  • @greatbrandini3967
    @greatbrandini39673 жыл бұрын

    I don't think you can even get mad as a GM if your players pulled this off. "How did they beat your campaign?" "The barbarian drank 3 cups of the dragon's poison" "Was the barbarian trying to sacrifice himself?" "Nah, he just thought he was getting strong liquor for free"

  • @KazumiKiguma
    @KazumiKiguma4 жыл бұрын

    Is that what previous edition Black Dragons looked like? The 5e one's face is the stuff of nightmares and I love it.

  • @cjdd8184

    @cjdd8184

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's just one representation of a black dragon.

  • @buzzsaw133
    @buzzsaw1338 ай бұрын

    I was playing a goliath zealot barbarian at about level 11. We had just rolled into this town that was in the path of a gnoll witherling horde. Vadrun, my goliath zealot, went to the tavern for a pre-battle drink and told the bartender the equivalent of "F**k me up, fam." Enter pure, unadulterated white lightning. Downed half a pint, rolled a nat 1 and turned around before faceplanting on the floor for about 2 minutes. Ended up making molotov cocktails with it. Great stuff.

  • @SaltpeterTaffy
    @SaltpeterTaffy4 жыл бұрын

    Astoshan is still my favorite, but I do love the stories that are heavy on clutch die rolls. :D

  • @BulkyMcBulkerson
    @BulkyMcBulkerson4 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the reasons I love Goliaths!

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix52514 жыл бұрын

    A painted monkey and a giant acid lizard seriously settled their rivalry without fighting?

  • @BlueTextingStories
    @BlueTextingStories4 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen the video yet but... Just by the title, the idea is crazy

  • @allthingsdnd

    @allthingsdnd

    4 жыл бұрын

    If its not crazy, its not worth it 😏

  • @YourBoyNobody530
    @YourBoyNobody5304 жыл бұрын

    I would have given the barbarian some kind of ability to deal with, or even benefit from poison after that because that is the kind of thing I do as a DM.

  • @charleyedwards2121
    @charleyedwards21214 жыл бұрын

    great stuff as always

  • @thatonegreenorange7718
    @thatonegreenorange77184 жыл бұрын

    You know what I’m bored so I’m going to watch every one of your DND videos

  • @thegoldengoatfluffakm1295
    @thegoldengoatfluffakm12954 жыл бұрын

    This man straight up had a drinking game with a dragon’s poison and LIVED! I’m WHEEZING

  • @Eldar_Kenobi_Cosplay
    @Eldar_Kenobi_Cosplay3 жыл бұрын

    You gotta love DMs that are like that. I was in a game that I played a halfling thief and were in an enemy city. Myself and our groups other rogue went to observe the guards and rolled great stealth checks until the other rogue tripped on a stone and alerted the guards who sent hounds towards the noise and we booked it back to the tavern the group was using as a hideout. We managed to role just high enough to get back with enough stealth that the hounds didn’t find our hide out and the dm was disappointed that we avoided combat but just roles with it.

  • @TheMightyBoxHead
    @TheMightyBoxHead4 жыл бұрын

    After the last shot the barbarian should have let out a small victory belch lol

  • @alexandrachiodini3416
    @alexandrachiodini34164 жыл бұрын

    holy goodness! 3 successful save not to die, that's epic, loved the story

  • @DEMONIK1149
    @DEMONIK11494 жыл бұрын

    I got a good chuckle out of this one

  • @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331
    @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq83313 жыл бұрын

    Black dragon: I am mighty Futon: I’ve got alcohol

  • @Isheian
    @Isheian3 жыл бұрын

    I went four to one with my first sergeant at our going away party. We’re both leaving the unit the next morning. It was my first time drinking, and not even close to the first time for my first sergeant. We were shooting a cheap whiskey, Jack Daniels if I recall, he took his one shoot first. Handled it fine of course and poured all four of mine into a cup. I slammed it and pushed it over for the next round. Didn’t even miss a beat.... First sergeant went “Not happening” and walked away. Now the night gets patchy after about 40 minutes or so but I still count that as a win!

  • @kocashima
    @kocashima2 жыл бұрын

    I bet that Dragon made a return later either as a villan or a Friendly NPC as the Barb clearly earned his respect

  • @TheAvalonSword
    @TheAvalonSword4 жыл бұрын

    Somehow, somewhere, Grog Strongjaw blessed this lucky PC.

  • @stephenfletcher8301
    @stephenfletcher83014 жыл бұрын

    I have a story from my current pathfinder 1e campaign. The players are a dwarven druid, half orc inquisitor, halfling bard and a cat folk anti paladin. They were around level 6 or 7 and put up against an adult silver dragon. Before getting to the dragon' lair they came across a distillery that had a special brew of what they called Dragon Whiskey. They bought enough to hopefully get the dragon drunk and take care of him that way. Now silver dragons arent prone to being goaded into drinking contests but the bard and anti paladin convinced him to have a couple drinks. Everyone except the bard started drinking this whiskey that was supposedly strong enough to get a dragon drunk. With a few good rolls and few bad they had succeeded in the themselves and the dragon drunk. All except the catfolk who rolled a Nat 20 and was able to out drink a dragon.

  • @casualsleepingdragon8501
    @casualsleepingdragon85013 жыл бұрын

    Black dragon: makes deadly poison Phuton: mmm, this is some serious gourmet shit.

  • @justsaiyan2315
    @justsaiyan23154 жыл бұрын

    You had me at drinking contest with a dragon lmao

  • @nexus_metal_covers9360
    @nexus_metal_covers93602 жыл бұрын

    Never really had a drinking "event" so to speak, but I had a character (half orc druid) who collected plants and had a love for mushrooms. He got a guard to do the shrooms with him before a long rest, and when everyone was awake, the guard was nowhere to be seen. Ever

  • @KR-pu5fe
    @KR-pu5fe4 жыл бұрын

    This was awesome

  • @colinz226
    @colinz2264 жыл бұрын

    That barbarian deserves a plus ten to CON checks pertaining to consumables.

  • @MrDargorian
    @MrDargorian4 жыл бұрын

    That was HILARIOUS 😂

  • @werebitch1313
    @werebitch1313 Жыл бұрын

    That was great!

  • @animebrain132
    @animebrain1323 жыл бұрын

    Me as DM: "....You know what, I reward you with a new feat. "Drunkard: Advantage on saves for any poisons you ingest, but disadvantage for dexterity checks or saves when sober."

  • @slh8505
    @slh85053 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, winning through sheer force of Chaotic Neutral. The true spirit of dnd.

  • @pingusdingus2687
    @pingusdingus26873 жыл бұрын

    I like how the barbarian's name is the name of a bed pretty much

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- Жыл бұрын

    I’m definitely making this a legend in my world How a adventurer once drank poison from a black dragon, came out just fine and made the dragon feel very self-conscious

  • @stephenadams8712
    @stephenadams87123 жыл бұрын

    A good DM shoud never complain when a player finds a way around an encounter

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru3 жыл бұрын

    Okay, "Black Dragon Poison" needs to be a card in the next RDI expansion.

  • @Zarala2010
    @Zarala20104 жыл бұрын

    Guts of iron and the balls of steel. Now that's a barbarian. :D

  • @ManuelGarcia-vt1rj
    @ManuelGarcia-vt1rj3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a slow Tuesday for me 😂

  • @christhewritingjester3164
    @christhewritingjester31643 жыл бұрын

    I'm just starting out as a DM, but I'd be so stoked if the players did that. Way to RP!

  • @frozi7711
    @frozi77113 жыл бұрын

    What an absolute unit

  • @UndeadSteampunk
    @UndeadSteampunk4 жыл бұрын

    Hey how is everyone

  • @marcanthony3167
    @marcanthony31673 жыл бұрын

    That was epic!!!

  • @boarhatfisher9701
    @boarhatfisher97013 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god that was funny, I'm gonna try to do that next time I'm face to face with a black dragon

  • @MrDee001
    @MrDee0013 жыл бұрын

    Gawd I love these stories!

  • @1rotzy
    @1rotzy2 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking that after the last drink, Futon would have gotten a reward from the Dragon. A feat, acid/ poison attacks or resistances, that sort of thing. But a dragon’s respect is it’s own reward.

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