Umm, hi guys, I'm Kordran's player and the one who wrote this. Thanks very much for featuring it. This story still remains one of the highlights of my entire time spent playing dungeons and dragons.

@claude-alexandretrudeau1830

4 жыл бұрын

It's gonna be hard to top that.

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@morriganx6021

@onixrobot2031

4 жыл бұрын

I never meet this Kordran.

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@onixrobot2031 Yeah, me neither. I also never met a certain Hendrickson...

@derpywaffles4life79

4 жыл бұрын

Vospader21 epic story! What happened to noneims player?

As a DM, I wish I could plan a dungeon that completely drains the party's resources so the boss at the end has to be beaten with RP. But I fear my players will just fight regardless and get themselves all killed.

@malaficus

4 жыл бұрын

I probley would fight too. Mostly because dm screwing me over pisses me off. Granted i probley force my party to do a long rest. I can be quiet dominate if needed.

@mrnefarious5752

4 жыл бұрын

Fighting is fun but talking a bloodkurdling demonic mass murderer into giving you a hug whilst bawling his eyes out because you Rped your character into telling the biggest sop story you can imagine (helps when you get a natural twenty)

@wildfire536

3 жыл бұрын

I know right, even if you put them on a mountain where they lose enough exhaustion to where they can only roleplay they fight

@lodunost

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes they choose death. It is the ultimate choice do not deny them their fates.

@cullenlatham2366

2 жыл бұрын

if more is planned for the overall story, create a few extra ways out. give your players an escape route, even if they choose to fight. let them die if the party is ok with it. give a roleplay option like this story. finally, come up with an ex machina or twist that would let the story continue. In the context of this story, maybe that means letting the players continue on as the creatures revived by necromancy, with some alterations to fit the new context.

This necromancer looks like a child that was trapped with his friends long time ago in the dungeon The child became a necromancer from a book of the dungeon and tried to save his friends or something and became insane after a while

@kkTeaz

4 жыл бұрын

O.o

@deadlineuniverse3189

4 жыл бұрын

That’s probably why he likes to play.

I was wondering at first how he could trick *a necromancer* into thinking a spell circle is actually in fact a game. Then it became more and more clear to me how completely batshit insane he is and it all clicked into place.

@Vospader21

4 жыл бұрын

Gormathius Nightstrider Yup, that insanity saved our lives.

that awkward moment when your niece starts to flirt with a psychopath necromancer

@Max_G4

4 жыл бұрын

It's really annoying, isn't it?

@t76a2d

4 жыл бұрын

69th like. Necromancer approves.

@X-Rei

4 жыл бұрын

very awkward

The current campaign that I'm running has a necromancer as the friendliest NPC the gang have encountered (there's plenty of nice NPCs, but the necromancer is like the super saiyan version of Canadian kindness). The whole party is extremely suspicious of him, and I can't wait until they find out that he's just a genuinely sweet guy that likes to help people lol

@PhoenyxRysing

4 жыл бұрын

@Aces Spades Or just making the best of a bad situation/talent. On that note, have you listened to the Grey Necromancer series yet?

@whitenekos

4 жыл бұрын

Just don't start a hockey game with him :p He gets a little competitive Eh :p

@tatersalad76

4 жыл бұрын

@Aces Spades they're trying to cure death, so he only reanimates people who donate their bodies to his scientific endeavors. He's also cured a few diseases in his line of work lol

@justinweber4977

4 жыл бұрын

Is he like that "Guy studies necormancy and thinks he's a Cleric" situation? Either way, I like the idea of a genuinely nice guy necromancer.

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

Nice and good are not the same thing.

"I am Cordren, son of Cordren." In another life, perhaps a monkey archer with a hatred for balloons.

@josiahtasich6073

4 жыл бұрын

"I am Quincy, son of Quincy." I am honestly sad I understood that reference.

@n0pe271

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, this is an accurate description of Kordran

@juliancoenen4917

4 жыл бұрын

r/beatmetoit

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@n0pe271 Seconded

@kkTeaz

4 жыл бұрын

It took me a few seconds to get that lol

Mad respect for a guy who makes their character have a hair cut like that, YIRBEL LIVES! also a necromancer that lives in a gelatinous cube is a badass idea!

@allthingsdnd

4 жыл бұрын

Have a good half hour ahead, lol. This was an amazing story.

@johnnysizemore5797

4 жыл бұрын

Neat fact: that haircut was worn by Clerical Monks & Priest's sometime in the Middle Ages. So it's obvious OP was either a War Cleric or Paladin....

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnysizemore5797 He's now a war cleric, though he was a tempest cleric at the time of posting. So you're partially correct.

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@morriganx6021 Yes, Morri? :p

@dorianrobinette9712

4 жыл бұрын

What I want to know is why the cube wasn't dissolving him. If it was mentioned why I might have missed it.

I wonder why Necromancy and the dark magicks invite such boundless creativity?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Because necromancy is a way to break the barrier of life and death, might as well do the same with creativity.

@Alphadog2064

4 жыл бұрын

Because the people who do such things understand that stifling creativity only leads to failure

@carna-9501

4 жыл бұрын

@Tristen Matkowski have you heard the tragedy of Lord Plague of wisdom?

@gnarthdarkanen7464

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because it's inspiring to our twisted little minds and baser emotions of fear and curiosity... Looking to the old tales, we are disturbing little monsters if nothing else.

@alitaher003

4 жыл бұрын

Creativity is always there. People just too dumb to diverge from their path.

"I can play with you Master. We can go to my beach house." Puttin the romance in necromancer.

Necromancer stories are the best. Grey necromancers, evil necromancers. Mr. Plays with Bones is a pretty great story

@yogurtofthemultiverse2200

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Plays with Bones lol

I love necromancer storys they are the best to me

@AbstractElement

4 жыл бұрын

I like playing necromancer especially with druids and other lawful good on my team got to mix things up

@aleisshiki3649

3 жыл бұрын

CLARE ELPHICK Astoshaaan

"making him angry is the one thing we dont want to do right now." NICE LOOKING CUBE YOU HAVE THERE, SIR! I too have a cube.

@datkhornedog899

3 жыл бұрын

Kaldor Draigo is here.

Was it worth the 29 minutes you spent listening to this? Cause for real, this DnD is best DnD.

@johnnysizemore5797

4 жыл бұрын

Best 29 minutes i ever spent and this was indeed the Best kind od DnD....

@crownpenguin9180

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@TheDalaiLigma

4 жыл бұрын

I'll tell you in 29 minutes. I'm going in ! *pinches nose and dives off the side*

@yotyytoy9294

4 жыл бұрын

Easily worth it. I love the longer videos.

@n0pe271

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, everyone praise Morri for her beautiful DMing

This was exceptionally well-written, and the scenario was very unique. Great narration as well.

How does anyone thumb down a video like this? Just close the window... This page is awesome, its the reason I got into DnD

@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868

3 жыл бұрын

It's called a bot and thumbs down still boost the video in the algorithm

This is how D&D stories are done, there is no "DM" in the world of imagination or "players". Just the heroes and everyone else

I’m glad to see all my friends having fun in this story! Morri was a wonderful dm for this quest and is one of the sweetest and most creative people I know! I’m so so happy to see her work get featured!

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder who this could be... :p

@Silv3rSp00ns

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Stanley your worst nightmare *CLARITY*

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@Silv3rSp00ns I BEG TO DIFFER *OPHELIA*

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@MK-bj8pd owo?

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@MK-bj8pd a cross between an orc, human and dwarf that hates rain, obviously

"Don't tell her I said that she has a big enough ego" ~Gets story made into a video~ Uh someone rolled a 1 there...

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. I've voiced my opinion on that one :p

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

@@kylestanley7843 And you are...?

@kylestanley7843

Жыл бұрын

@@dubuyajay9964 Hi ;)

True Moral of the story: Know when to cut your losses and leave. If your party is going to do something that will surely get themselves killed let them get themselves killed, your not responsible for their bad choices.

"I think my nerves were burned off because I can't feeling anything. I'm in grim agonizing pain right now-" I think that's a conflict of interests at 22:00

I am Kordran, son of Cordran, Grandson to Qordran, and Great Grandson to Chordran. My family has served Kord the Stormlord for generations.

@Vospader21

4 жыл бұрын

Close actually, his grandfather’s name is Kordoroy.

@elifoflygen8795

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vospader21 bahahahahahahaha, You my good sir, are amazing.

I am Kordran son of Cordran Creativity at it’s finest hour

@Vospader21

4 жыл бұрын

His mother’s name is Kordis, he has three older sisters named Korra, Korina, and Kordra, his daughters name is Koris, and his sons name is Sippo.

@gruffen4

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vospader21 one of these things is not like the other *musical note*

@Vospader21

3 жыл бұрын

@@gruffen4 Really? Which thing?

@gruffen4

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vospader21 I have no fucking clue I posted that seven months ago

Ah, I see Astoshan does take aprentices *Observing the cover, before clicking* (Hail Astoshan and self like mod on

Honestly that is real polite if him to ask what they want to be turned into

Imagine how comfortable sleeping in a gelatinous cube would be? Just give yourself some room to breathe lol

Man that's one well played creepy Necromancer.

I like how the party left Nonein behind since she left them so many times... seems fitting.

0:19 - Large baby Voldemort

This video is a half assed (on my part) meme gold mine!

@jakescrolls6888

4 жыл бұрын

As in the videos good but my memes arnt

Awesome. No crits! Really awesome. I absolutely enjoy good sessions that are told. Stay crunchy.

The design of the necromancer is super cool

I thought the alignment test of chaotic evil was off but after showing little to no reaction to most of the described atrocities I guess it was accurate

Another great video!

Amazing story as always 🤩

Wow, this is definitely one of my favorites!

I love your intro it was epic

Grumpy cleric boi is best husbando.

Why are Necromancers always "evil"? They just want to raise a family in peace.

Every single time I play cleric I feel like this, lol

Oh man. That was close. Awesome story.

Am I the only one who wants to hear more stories with the necromancer NPC? The whole thing was awesome though but felt I just LOVE that character!!!!!!

That is, in fact, peak DnD.

Very great Role play and story

Love you're content

It is interesting to hear my name. I want to meet the person who choose the name Tristan for a character.

@kylestanley7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@morriganx6021 D E W I T

@benign_oracle8875

4 жыл бұрын

Same, our name is not common like Joe or Mary so it does feel weird

@tristanriffle5288

4 жыл бұрын

@@benign_oracle8875 hello brother its nice finding another Tristan in the wild.

@michaelharrison2622

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, Tristan’s player here and it’s the best name xD

I feel like this whole bit of the story could be a short comic especially with how the opener recap thingy was

@KatanaDen

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey I'm Kordran you're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."

@Vospader21

3 жыл бұрын

Buddy you have no idea. The kind of dynamic these characters have with each other could be a full blown sitcom.

I walk through the desert in a horse, with Noneim...

So curious about the backstory and lore of this necromancer created by the DM. What a well planned and intriguing NPC. So many creepy fun details that make your players remember the encounter forever..

im new but i like your stuff. thank you.

I am not going to lie... I really liked this necromancer. He was just an amazing kind of crazy. 💀 ☠️ 👻

I love outsmarting a villain.

This cleric is a fantastic character

It is stories like this that makes me miss playing DnD.

I like the animation for this lol

Necromancer sounds like Piccolo

This is great

I am so happy I am not the only person who can cry blood. :) I feel a special connection to that healer's sister.

@Vospader21

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll post her story sometime.

My epic moment in dnd so I was a playing a dwarven monk named hadgbeard bloodforge. I was 700 feet down in a hole inside a very old and small wooden building and I walked into the wall broke through it and threatened to kill a goblin with a short sword I rolled intimidation with a 37 and made the goblin drop his weapon and scream even though he had a hydra on his side. Before I got to pummel him to death our gnome Warlock cast eldridge blast and smote the goblin now my attention was on the possessed statue I hoped onto the statues back and ripped out it's power source which was it's big ruby eye. The DM did not expect that. Now all that was left was the hydra and 4 goblins. Our druid which is hagbeards brother dealt with the hydra and our assassin and cleric slayed off all of the goblins and then raptor demogorgon things kept on running in our faces attacking us and then runni g away luckily we managed to kill them all. Now we had to somehow escape the hole we went looking around eventually our druid went into a building which was a spider death trap. Our druid survived it and killed all of the spiders we found a pitch black very tiny hole me and the handling rogue went inside and everybody else followed we went exploring in the cave for a bit we found a bunch of dead baby spiders ran away from a huge water elemental and 4 medium water elementals and that is all I remember all things dnd please put this as a video in the future bye

@foxrealityandwolfavantage3850

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry there might be some auto correct in there and bad grammar please forgive me so far I have found halfling spelled handling pls let me know if I have any other bad grammar and I will correct it for you

@foxrealityandwolfavantage3850

4 жыл бұрын

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@foxrealityandwolfavantage3850

4 жыл бұрын

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When the only person with common sense keeps everyone alive. #thisguy

16:14 I would have said revenant

The Necromancer. That which we all wish we were, but society says we should hate

@claude-alexandretrudeau1830

4 жыл бұрын

Is it merely the allure of forbidden things? Or is there more?

Lovely

This whole dungeon sounds like the DM was trying to kill the players.

Am I the only one bugged by the fact that they didn't care they were leaving no name behind? Friendly reminder that no name WAS TRYING TO SAVE THEM!

@jitchakraborty6844

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, a lot of this was kind of Noneim's fault to begin with. And Noneim actually made a lot of things worse in this situation. Plus they weren't being a very good team player to start.

Kordran: Son of Cordran

Hey guys, remember to like the video!

All things dnd im a rouge and tou are the reason i want to play a stealth and talk your way out of everything rouge. in battle i sneek and kill but nonlethal damage to rescue taget i need to get them alive

*SUBSCRIBED.*

Gelatinous Cubes for the Win!

Ok I know this comment has nothing to do with this video but I just wanted to say Thank You for makeing these videos. I dont think I would have ever fallen as hard as I have for Dnd whithout them. Most of My Dnd sessions wind up ending whith everyone screaming at eachother. Despite that though I have had a lot of fun playing this game. I had heard of Dnd before finding your videos but i had only ever heard that it was a evill game that was demonic and all that Bullshit excuse my language. The first time I saw one of your videos was the day before one of my friends came up to me and asked if me and my other friends would play with her. If I hadent have seen that video (i dont remember which one it was becausee I looked at a lot of them) I dont think I would have agreed to play with her. I first started playing Dnd at the tail end of 7th grade. Im going to be starting my first year of highschool in August and im still playing granet my group has changed slightly thanks to my Bff leaving the school and me befriending 2 new 6thgraders and bringing them into the group but im still having just as much fun as i was the first time I played. Now days I use your Videos to teach myself how to be a good dm so that I can create my own campaigns. So thank you, and keep doing what your doing your teaching the youger generation that Dnd is NOT what its reputation says it is.

@dr-Dork

4 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of writing

Listen to all these storys makes me wanna play d&d but I have no clue where to start T,T

@Vospader21

3 жыл бұрын

Pick up the dnd starter kit. It comes with a starting set of dice and the Lost Mines of Phandelver campaign which you can follow to get started.

I love these stories! I can't tell, though, is it a computer voice or a real human narrator?

Im vicloth from discord I love ypur stories

Always makes me laugh that these videos are titled like angry Ben Shapiro compilations but are just wholesome TTRPG fun

It’s weird to me actually knowing these people and most of what they did here in the story.

Just from the title I can tell this’ll be good. I guess you could say ALL things like this are good. (Eyyyyyyy)

Hi. Tristans player here. In my defence how are you supposed to react to a weird blood undead?

More stories should be written from the POV of the character.

My question is how would you play a necromancer to be a good person

@cullenlatham2366

2 жыл бұрын

the 2 that come to mind are: 1) ignorance about the extent of their powers, therefore being above the moral quandaries they pose and free to remain themselves without the power itself corrupting them 2) necromancy as a healing art. It is still a moral debate, but the idea of necromancy as a way to save someone after it would otherwise be considered too late could keep the necromancer sane. then there is a difficult to execute third option, where all necromancy from the caster is done with the consent of the "victim" before death. Not impossible to run, but one whos boundaries could be hard to maintain, especially dependent on the story in question. Is begging for more time before an "unnatural" death consent, even when it is irrational? Is consent post-necromancy valid if raising them to ask is an option for the character, or would the magic itself compel a "yes" regardless of the victim's own will?

Rip no name. Left to be dismantled by a demented necromancer that seems to worship a red slime.

Hopefully he finds someone who knows greater restoration

When you’re tryna vibe and watch dnd videos but you just get made fun of the whole time.

I am early. That must mean one thing the world is ending

@allthingsdnd

4 жыл бұрын

Its June 22, they got it wrong again, relax now

THIS BECOMES IMPORTANT LATER!

Hope Noneim made it out okay.

Gross. Poor cleric

@Vospader21

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry about him he’s doing fine, he got his hand regenerated. Oh also his wife is expecting their first child.

You sound like the same person who does the channel /start, a person who reads reddit stories like r/idon'tworkherelady. Just with a different mic. Word usage, and voice tempo almost match.

It is though

Y’all wanna talk about min min in smash

Can u (all things dnd) please make it so i don't have to turn off subtitles everytime i watch this????

Wait, the necromancer actually loses this time?

@carna-9501

4 жыл бұрын

We've had necromancers lose twice now...

Aaaaaay im bffs with Alimon

Noneim... fucking noneim

fucc no name. strait up.

Pft, bye Noneim.

Is it me or do alot of these stories tend to have ether a toxic DM or toxic PCs just saying . Don't get me wrong I love hearing them and how the PCs or DMs over come the toxicity.

"Jellotinous"? It's "gelatinous".

Ya don't care about no name? I wonder if you would have survived if he didn't drop that gem down the hole?