"We no longer use that spy tactic." Exactly what a spy agency would want us to believe....

@wheezesanchez5661

3 күн бұрын

"We don't use any spy tactics. No secrets here. No, sir."

@tripsaplenty1227

2 күн бұрын

Or so the Germans would have us believe. RIP Norm

@KingcoleIIV

2 күн бұрын

exactly, I always believe paid liars.

@mikeguilmette776

2 күн бұрын

Right . . . because the spy game _must_ be like a Hollyweird movie.

@liamspence6993

Күн бұрын

I'm studying strategy, intelligence and security at the moment and i can confirm that both the CIA and MI's have updated what is essentially their handbook for covert practices in the last ten or so years, honey pots are a big no no

My late Father had a neighbour who was a retired spook. He was an intelligence analyst and was one of the most forgettable men I've ever met. I can't remember a single feature that stood out about him. I asked his wife, a charming woman, about his work and she explained that she made the mistake of asking once and was bored to tears.

@noth606

2 күн бұрын

Hehe sounds about right, I know some people who did or still do things of that nature and pretty much the one thing they all share is being very nerdy types who are quite low on ehm 'charisma' so to say. I know them because I have at times been a sort of more action oriented 'layer' to what they did, but by action oriented I by no means intend anything like the movies but rather that my immediate employer was not the government and I did at times do something other than just discuss things, even if I did what I did sitting in front of a computer. It's hard to explain without going into layers of detail that are not for public consumption and at the same time incomprehensible mumbojumbo without a huge amount of background that would fill pages upon pages with stuff that it would take specific understanding to make anything out of. The one thing that might be mildly interesting of it is that I did in a microscopical way once do stuff related to 9/11, in terms of intel things. Thousands upon thousands of others did too, no doubt, but it did land me into 1 on 1 conversation with one person who has been in some media coverage relating to the investigation side of that stuff, which was more than I expected but proof that behind the scenes things were handled in a far more thorough way than I think anyone not 'in the loop' have any idea of. That was many years ago obviously. I'm divorced now but I'm sure that when I was married everyone who asked my then wife what I did would have gotten some form of "something with computers, software I think" or some variant of it as a reply, which is entirely correct, if not particularly informative. I could go on, but I thought it would be pointless, my intent is in a way as a sample of the "bored to tears" bit 😊

@user-ri5fe7ti6i

2 күн бұрын

So a perfect spy. When someone "What did he look like?" The answer is "An unremarkable man, I don't remember". Like that scene in True Lies when he talked about his cover job and made it mind numbingly boring. I'm willing to bet that guy did and saw some shit he can never talk about.

@thehangmansdaughter1120

Күн бұрын

@@user-ri5fe7ti6i I don't know if he did or not. But he said he was an analyst, not an operative. Dad had been to his office some years earlier. Besides, New Zealand isn't exactly known for it's espionage.

In defense of „Bourne“, he is more an assassin than a spy.

@joelellis7035

2 күн бұрын

He is an assassin, not a spy.

@chaddog313

Күн бұрын

Same goes for John wick

@BabyMakR

Күн бұрын

@@chaddog313 Wasn't John Wick a hitman for some shady global organized crime family?

‘Honey traps don’t work’ - Eric Swalwell has entered the chat…

@digitalfootballer9032

Күн бұрын

I thought about Fartswell as soon as that segment started 😂

@chaddog313

Күн бұрын

First name that came to my mind too

The USSR tried to honeytrap the leader of Indonesia to keep him from joining the Non-aligned movement. They taped him having a menage a trois with a pair of hot, Russian flight attendants. When they confronted him with the proof, he laughed, thanked them for a good time and asked for a copy of the film for himself. Epic fail for the Ruskies, or epic win for Sukharto? Discuss!

@MichaelScheele

3 күн бұрын

As the meme goes, "The joke's on you; I'm into that ****." LOL

@joelellis7035

2 күн бұрын

​@@MichaelScheelewas probably more like, "my wife already knows, and she's down with it, too! Can we get a copy for ourselves?"

@TheKulu42

15 сағат бұрын

@@joelellis7035 It would be a great scene for a spy movie.

I always thought that the film "The Spy Who Came In From The Cold" was a far better and accurate depiction of the world of MI6 and espionage than any James Bond movie, though I admit they are more entertaining!

@Jokaanan

2 күн бұрын

And both stories written by former spies! One aimed for realism, the other for fantasy.

The Spy Museum in DC is a pretty cool museum. I recommend it to anyone who has even a slight interest in spies and espionage. On another note, it's always odd to me that people assume the events in movies or TV shows are what the average experience is for real people. To me, falling deeply into the acceptance of the premise, the reason this show or movie is being made is that something unusual is happening. Just like we don't tend to make documentaries about mundane life, if we accept the movie is a "true" retelling of the events the character lived through, then the reason it was a story worth telling was due to the gact that it wasn't normal. Even if every movie or TV show has similar events, each thing should be viewed in a vacuum, unless part of a series, these things do not exist in the same universe and should not be lumped together.

American Dad, the television show may not completely be accurate, but it seems a lot more so than one may think.

@glennrugar9248

3 күн бұрын

It's like scrubs with the medical profession. Way more accurate than something like ER

@digitalfootballer9032

Күн бұрын

"The Americans" was good, and seemed fairly plausible for cold war era soviet spies to blend in to American suburban culture and look like everyday people. Yes, that show had the sensationalized bits too, but to any neighbors or community members, the main characters would just appear as regular people and did so.

If a person tells you 'I'm a spy' they no longer are, or never were.

@liamspence6993

Күн бұрын

yeah, intelligence officials in the UK will just tell you they're a part of the civil service, which is a boring enough answer they won't be asked nay more questions regarding their career

Given that Bond was based on an amalgamation of Ian Fleming's wartime experiences working *with* SF/intel operatives (James Bond being a ladies' man being likely based on Roald Dahl seducing, say, the Swedish Ambassador to the US's wife for intel, whilst Bond's "License to Kill" based more on the SOE direct action missions where they literally were sent out to kill people), I would argue that *as and when* originally written, it isn't horrible characterization... as long as one accepts that what Bond does is literally several entirely different jobs that woukd have been carried out by entirely different people in different parts of the organization, and represents a very narrow slice of time (Fleming stated the stories basically only cover 1951 through 1962 or so - the real Wild West of covert operations). Bond's portrayal was an idealized, exaggerated, and composite example of how intel and covert ops really did work in WWII and the *very* early Cold War. And Bind was originally portrayed in the early stories as a literal assassin (often doing counterintelligence assassinations) as much as he was an intelligence gatherer. Somewhat similar to the way fictional police detectives tend to work a wide range of crimes (but only the "interesting" ones) rather than often being specialists in one particular field of crime. By the time the Bond movies took off, the "James Bond" style of covert action had pretty much passed, in favor of more clearly separating covert direct action by paramilitary or purely military teams from actual spy work. And, the period involved is also where a lot of the wackiest intel operations and most open assassinations of agents really did occur. The crazy CIA assassination plans for Castro were the very tail end of this period, and would fit nicely into a "spy thriller" novel.

@paladro

3 күн бұрын

yeah, it's dated.

@RandomDeforge

3 күн бұрын

Cope, Boomer.

@gavkavOnUtube

3 күн бұрын

But James Bond wasn't a spy. He was a secret agent "with a license to kill". He was more assassin than spy. As Fleming put it (Casino Royale): "The business of espionage could be left to the white-collar boys. They could spy and catch the spies. He would go after the threat behind the spies, the threat that made them spy."

@Wustenfuchs109

3 күн бұрын

Agreed on all points. People tend to forget that the spy films took off from that "golden age of spies" from the WWII/Early Cold War period where spies actually did all of those things. Depending on the agency and the time, it wasn't that rare to have agent(s) infiltrate the enemy bases/units, gather intel and/or kill someone in the process. Basically, information age changed how intelligence agencies operate - once you could store and analyze large amounts of data and when it became possible to pull out useful data out of seemingly useless data (what we call today Big Data Analysis), it became much better for intelligence agencies to focus just on that. But back in a day, 40's, 50's - spy infiltrating the enemy, even being quite flamboyant, or killing someone - completely normal. Everyone knows the story about the umbrella stab with ricin tablet. I guess also many people know the story of Cohen in Syria, a spy who climbed to the very top of Syrian government while pretending to be extravagant trader... and God only knows how many stories about infiltration and assassination you know from World Wars period, interwar period and early Cold War. And that, Golden Age of Spies, is what gave birth to spy genre and films about them. Are they acting that way today? Nope, no need, expensive, risky, pointless. But back in a day when there was no other way and when risks were very different... yeah, they pretty much acted that way. There were many different sorts of spies, and many of them were in the military in some capacity. And all the way back throughout history - spies were acting like that. Famous shinobi (ninjas) were indeed not wrapped in black, jumping from rooftops... but were invisible because they looked like everyone else, they gathered info, and yes... killed people when needed. All of those spy tropes were pretty much correct up until fairly recently when tech advancements made it pointless for spies to act that way and mostly just focus on data gathering, data protection and analysis. I mean, if you can, through data, find out where your target is... why would you send a lone agent to kill it if you can just put a hellfire missile through their window, no risk for you whatsoever, your agent being caught or worse?

You'd think it would be a really bad spy idea to tell everyone who's hot or not, your codename. James Bond constantly using his name in movies in real life would get him caught, or sent to a mental hospital, and not believed as a spy. Also the bad guy would immediately know him, and try to take him out.

Yeah, a daring car chase is actually very silly, especially given everyone in town will know there goes James Bond chasing away. Go get him.

You missed industrial espionage. It even happens when two companies work together, one as a supplier to the other for instance. Sometimes it becomes necessary to steal certain information from the supplier, especially if the supplier is in a foreign country.

@digitalfootballer9032

Күн бұрын

Companies will also spy on their own workers. I used to work for one that sent in fake customers that would subtly ask for little favors and bending of the rules to see if you would do it and report back to the head management. I guess it was effective because everyone knew they did it and most were not willing to break any rules for fear of getting blown in by a fake customer.

Surprised you didn't work a dull salesman by the name of Harry Tasker in. Just thinking out loud here. Twas a piece worth watching 👍.

You forgot the part that spy work isn't going to be exciting either. There's no world domination plots. For human intelligence it's going to be boring stuff like reporting on organizational structures, what some random guy is doing in his day to day life, stuff like that.

@BGNewsReporter

2 күн бұрын

I mean, "90% paperwork" pretty much implies it isn't exciting.

@digitalfootballer9032

Күн бұрын

"There's no world domination plots". True, not in the spy world, just out in plain view but people are too stupid or too busy with their regular lives to notice.

Most Americans who carry a handgun with them do so in a concealed manner. Typically under their shirt and positioned so no one can tell they are carrying. Actually, in most states it’s a crime to carry your weapon in any sort of exposed position. And, in the states where “open carry” is legal, you can only do so in certain areas - typically only on public property that aren’t “no gun” special areas such as government buildings or schools. Private businesses can allow or disallow one or both ways to legally carry - concealed carry, or open carry - with the posting of easy-to-see signs outside or inside the business that included the state legal code that talks about which types of legal carry are allowed inside that specific business. But, in 98% of cases you’d have no idea a person was carrying a weapon, which is the way most Americans prefer to carry - concealed. It’s not actually the Wild West over here…in some major cities, like some Burrows of New York or Chicago, it’s much worse due to illegal or stolen weapons involved it gang activity 😬

Spy: "Honey I killed a man with a papercut."

@DavidBenner-cy4zl

3 күн бұрын

You would be surprised if you knew. Obama just sent in Hellfire missiles. The CIA screwed up so many times over the years.

Idea: top 5 weirdest experiments preformed on the ISS?

On the subject of a fancy party full of millionaires where people show up in fancy cars, I'd argue that a spy wouldn't show up like that. Rather, they'd be undercover as one of the wait staff. After all, the aim of the spy is to be invisible and servants at such events are often just that - invisible or at best pretty much indistinguishable from one another in the eyes of the rich folk!

@jsbrads1

Күн бұрын

Great minds think alike. I wrote a similar comment.

If a civilian is ‘used’ they would most often not even be aware they were.

@Julyfaction

3 күн бұрын

Yeah agree except for the lawyer guy DiCaprio used in "Body of Lies" That poor bloke was dealt a really bad hand... 💀

@DavidBenner-cy4zl

3 күн бұрын

No. They would know. They had rules. And actual followed.

I'm so deep under cover that even my handlers don't know who I am.

@joelellis7035

2 күн бұрын

I'm so deep undercover that even I don't know who I am! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Always interesting, thanks.

I love your videos man. Fun to watch, educational and a great source for fun facts.

Im almost 90% sure that Simon is "ShadowFrax"

@DavidBenner-cy4zl

3 күн бұрын

The Jackel.

@AlessandroRodriguez

3 күн бұрын

I thought he was "focus glass", well you learn something new everyday

bond was the government telling corporations they crossed the line and their next nap was in dirt

Dear old Dad seldom carried a weapon. If he was working with his native guerilla warfare forces, then he carried a gun. A big gun! In today's dollars, he had a $750,000 reward on his head. Living all over the world, Dad had his wife and kids close by in most cases. And for ten years, Mom was no slacker. Boy, did we kids have interesting upbringings. I was in my actual first shooting war at age ten. Hey, I was a kid, not a soldier. Dad's a legend. In real life. Only, it's all secret.

What's more common in the case of the honey pot/trap is to leverage existing relationships in order to exert pressure or otherwise undo stress on the target individual (typically a rival political figure) causing interference with their main job etc. But the practice is uncommon but not rare due to the setup required.

I like the movie "a beautiful mind", because it breaks all of these tropes, just to reveal that its all a hallucination, and the main character is schizophrenic.

We (the United States) literally got caught spying on our Allie’s like last year or something. By that loser who really needed to win his arguments vs his internet friends… 🤣😂

@desperadox7565

3 күн бұрын

Not only last year, constantly.

@tripsaplenty1227

2 күн бұрын

@@Ji66a Hi Ivan

@Ji66a

2 күн бұрын

@@tripsaplenty1227 yes yes cus I brought up something that actually happened I’m a Russian bot. 🤡

I always laughed when movies depicted the inside of NSA as some high-tech super fortress, while I had a desk from the '50s. That said, the scene in Patriot Games that showed a cubicle inside the CIA with a bumper sticker that said "Please don't feed the analyst" was pretty accurate.

"I can tell you but I'd have to kill you" is really just a funny military thing. My dad was a civil engineer in the Air Force for 22 years and I recall during my childhood that even he went on short deployments where he could not tell us or my mother. He'd pack his bag and leave out in the early morning in his BDUs. He still cannot tell us a lot about it, so he always uses that phrase 😂

@digitalfootballer9032

Күн бұрын

I bet there were times they didn't even tell HIM where he was. My dad was also in the Air Force and used to tell stories of when they would fly them to a base in an "undisclosed" location, they were simply told that the whereabouts were "need to know" only.

I love the Russian TV series "Aquarium" - very good portrayal of spy training, recruitment, life

James Bond is mostly based on what an SOE operative did, specifically what would be known as a special agent They would sabotage, investigate, and even kill... In wartime in an enemy or occupied country and would usually have a military and/or military rank.. But during the cold war, or after, this role didn't exist any more

For honeypots, what about rep Swalwell and Chinese spy Fang Fang? That's a famous one

My dad worked in intelligence for over three decades. He went on trips every once in a while when I was younger, including to the Pentagon in D.C. for two weeks a year. He was never able to tell us what he was working on, in detail, but I know it had something to do with Russia. He was actually learning Russian before his cognitive decline prevented him from continuing. I often wondered if he could be a spy, but thought nah no way his life is too boring but watching this is making me reconsider. He died last November, three days after Thanksgiving. I guess I'll never know now lol Thank you for this video Simon, though I'm sure you won't see this. It really puts my dads work in a new light for me, ya know. Like maybe he was an international super-spy? Haha I'm just being silly. Also, fun fact. Well, fun to me. My dad's Master's Thesis is on the internet, you can actually search for it and read it. When he died, I was given the original. Pretty neat, huh? Hope everyone has a great day and remember to hug the people you love. You literally never know when it'll be the last. ❤❤❤

@digitalfootballer9032

Күн бұрын

That was a very nice story and remembrance of your dad. Mine died 10 years ago last October suddenly and unexpectedly. We had a phone conversation the night before about how bad our local football team was 😂. We lived in different towns but still talked in the phone several times a week. I give my boys big hugs every single day, just like my dad did with me when I was little. My friend who lost his father at a relatively young age put it best when he called me after my dad passed, he said "you will get accustomed to then being gone, but you will never stop missing them", and that's spot on.

My grandpa was in the CIA. Most of his time was spent doing paperwork and trying to recruit enemy spies through friendship and hosting dinners.

In the heyday of the spy genre, the mid '60'd's, it was well known that Bond was a satire of the genre of the "superspy" and the paperwork aspect of it was the opening to GOLDFINGER. Also observe that most of the Bond books were mre on the idea of law enforcement, where car chases and the like would make more sense. Also there is very little of the gruesome torture. You wanted to keep captured spies in good condtion since you would want to trade captured spies. Most of the weird sthings were in the act of espeionage to protect data by misdirection, red herrings and other "puzzle palace" techniques.

The STUPIDEST thing in the James Bond movies - particularly the later Roger Moore films - is that somehow Bond is a...celebrity! (Jill St. John to Bond after he's switched identities wiith someone he killed), "You just killed James Bond!"

Other video on spies have commented, you want to blend in, but you're only conspicuous at first, so you can dump said disguise in a trashbin and go about as normal in another.

The International Spy Museum in Washington DC, briefly mentioned at the end, is an amazing museum for anyone visiting D.C. Everyone focuses on the Smithsonian but definitely one of D.C’s best museums

I also feel like a lot of "spies" fall more under the category of "assassin." Jason Borne, for example, is not a spy to me, but an assassin with additional spy training.

The intelligence officer almost never carries a firearm. At least not American intelligence officers. In fact, at Camp Peary, very little is taught in the ways of self-defense or shooting. The emphasis is on

Even if a bloke looks the part of their mark in the movie, accents and mannerisms are hard and you would not really convince anyone you were their doppelganger. Best to just let Jason Bourne hack your phone from a distance, and not bother with erasing his memory, which incidentally, you can't really do that either. If you damage the spy's brain enough to make him forget everything, he is going to ber a pile of mush and useless as a spy.

Regarding the, "a spy's life isn't as exciting as you think", this reminds me of when I came back from deployment to Iraq: -Friend: "Hey man, how bad was it over there?" -Me: Flashes back to dumping sand spiders out of my boots in the morning, MRE after MRE, giant flakes of salt chipping off my uniform from all the sweating, coughing up mud-phlegm from eating dust while in the turret on convoys...."It was hell on earth, bro" *takes sip of beer, gazes off into the distance dramatically* -Friend: "you must have seen some terrible s*** in combat" -Me: *blinks* "Combat?" 😆yeah, reality is much less exciting than seen on film.

The double oh prefix meant, in the books, that if Bond killed someone in the line of duty, his government would do everything possible to get out of trouble if he was caught.

Stealth: If everybody is dead and thus cant report you seen, its counted as stealth in my book ;-)

Quick, someone tell Kames O'Keffe that honeypots don't work...

NB: In some countries, Citizen’s Arrest is a real and legal thing. For example, Canada has it, but neither U.S. nor UK do. (In the UK, someone trying that would likely be charged with unlawful restraint.)

the dc spy museum is pretty cool. highly suggest it! kid friendly, too. it's right near the crime and punishment museum, whish is also really neat, but less family friendly (unless your kid really likes torture devices and electric chairs. national portrait gallery is just down the road.

@10:27 project Echelon was that kind project.

No mention of Eric Swalwell?

‘What do you do for a living?’. ‘I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill myself’. Can you believe i’m still single 🤨

@jfbeam

3 күн бұрын

"sigh. Paper work. Un. Ending. Paperwork."

There's a man who leads a life of danger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes another chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Secret agent man Secret agent man They've given you a number, and taken away your name

The best spy movies I've even seen are the "Jason Bourne" trilogy. He defeated a dude by using a phonebook as a weapon! 📖☠️🤯

Bond's license to kill was with the UK government. Meaning that he was immune from prosecution in the UK (and likely Commonwealth countries) for killing people, as it was assumed his actions were justified. This would not, however, extend to other countries as evidenced in Goldeneye where the Russian general was trying to tell the security guy that they had James Bond.

Simon back in the office!!

espionage is mostly bribery, extortion and torture, not necessarily in that order.

@jfbeam

3 күн бұрын

And bugging builds during construction. (US did it to Russia. Russia did it to the US. ...)

Simon DOES have legs!

@TinchoX

3 күн бұрын

Lies, those are prosthetic

MI6 is technically military organization, correct?

@mikevill1004

3 күн бұрын

MI6 literally stands for “Military Intelligence , Section 6).

@captainspaulding5963

3 күн бұрын

You do know that the M and I have definitions.... that you can in fact look up......

@jtplays7411

3 күн бұрын

@mikevill1004 I know what it means, I was making a point. He said when you're not part of a military organization you don't have a "license to kill" referring to James Bond's 00 designation giving him a license to kill. Why people feel the need to be so snide, I'll never understand.

@jtplays7411

3 күн бұрын

@captainspaulding5963 This isn't the win you think, bud. I fully know what it means, but Mister Whistler implied when talking about James Bond having a 00 status as an intelligence agent would not give him a license to kill because that's the purview of the military. So instead of being a troglodite and saying, " well achtually MI6 is, in fact, a part of the military, so your premise in James Bond's case is false." . I instead decided to give him a chance to realize the fault without myself looking like an arrogant prick. You know, like you do right now.

@TheKalaxis

3 күн бұрын

Holy shit an organisation that literally has the word Military in its name is part of the military? Who knew! 😑

The Spy Museum is fucking AWESOME. Highly recommend a visit to anyone who finds themselves in the area.

My dainty friend is an interpreter (FBI), she has to carry a gun at all times and its hilarious...

Honey pots don’t work! Honey pots don’t work? Tell that to William Buckley and all those secretaries that fell victim to Romeos back in the 60s 70s and 80s.

Straight for realz. Ive been patient. Lol. Ive asked several times across several channels. I lays down the ultimatum. Lolol not for serious though. However. Ive have tried to ask what the proper channels are to submit scripts or apply to write for Simon. No one has answered. Is there an email to sumbit scripts to for possible acceptance? Do i need to register for a job website and wait for Simon to post an opening? Is there a PO box i need to send a hardcopy to? Is there a writers website i need to have a portfolio on? I am determined to find out. So to that end, instead of asking and then waiting a few months, hoping for a reply, and possibly passing yet another year or two with zero responses, i think im just gonna ask every video on every channel i follow, till someone grants me the knowledge i seek! Untill the next video.

I had a teacher whose husband worked for the CIA and she was never told anything else. She knew he was going out of town “for work” and nothing else. He wasn’t at either of their children’s births.

2:50 Yes but a civilian arrest is a thing. My papa has done it to the jerk who shot my sister.... long story.

we were gripped when we watched The Americans - about two deep cover KGB agents living as a regular US family - living opposite the local FBI officer, in Washington, DC. gripping stuff and I suspect based on real espionage events.

Simon outing himself as a spy for the Czech republic by way of england

Austin Powers deserved a name drop in this

Do Ninjas

I once knew a former spy, who never revealed anything about what he did even decades after he retired - official secrets and all that. The only thing we ever knew was he once had to leave Moscow in a bit of a hurry.

How do you explain why you're gone days, weeks, or even months at a time? Tell people you're a truck driver. Most people don't know a long haul driver because they're never around. Those who do only have a vague idea what they do, but they do know they're never around.

Bond is really more of an agent provocateur than a spy.

Silencers aren't that quiet. A silenced 9mm is still noticeably a gun shot.

8:09 Someone hasn't heard of the story of American Made (Barry Seal)

Great video but how is this a side project? Lol

It drives me crazy that Simon's door is open in every video, usually at the exact same angle

Secret starfishes are everywhere

What about Eric and Fang Fang

Didn’t the Indonesian president get into a honey trap and when told they had it on film he asked for copies. Lol. Showed how much he cared.

Very first claim… Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Argo got it right

9:35 Absolutely silly. We definitely need to keep an eye on those shifty Canadians. 😂😅

@beanbean78

2 күн бұрын

With their flapping heads and beady eyes

No more honey pots? What do you think Epstien was?

honeytrap.. Ask swalwell...

Training a female spy as an assassin femme bot such as in Black Widow or Red Sparrow would cost too much resources. Best to pick the ones half way there already, and not train them from scratch.

@bsmithhammer

3 күн бұрын

They did that.

I think The Americans tv series is the closest we can get to real spycraft on TV

Honeypots; if you are having an affair with a foreign person, why wouldn’t you be extra careful not to share any information with them?? You’re already engaged in something that could potentially get you in trouble.

The best spy isn't the handsome, debonair James Bond type. The best spy is someone you'd ignore. Think Paul Giamatti more than Sean Connery!

Not one reference to Spy vs Spy. Clearly, the writers didn't do their research.

Do an episode about the IS Marshals

How do we know this isn't a 'disinformation' video that the NSA/CIA asked Simon to do....or rather 'blackmailed' him to do by threatening to publishing photos of him without the beard... Hmmmmmmm.

Simon is using reverse pshychology to convince us he is not a spy

@captainspaulding5963

3 күн бұрын

Damn, this comment was decent.... too bad you fell, back first, onto that knife several times! Pay no mind to if Simon may or may not have been in your area at the time 😂

Start 0:28

If Hollywood showed as it actually is

legally ofcourse

the honeytrap is very real the east german stasis used them alot.

the circus' george smiley was nondescript.

You forgot fang fang

0:35 - Chapter 1 - Licence to kill 2:10 - Chapter 2 - You are under arrest 3:35 - Chapter 3 - The suit makes the spy 5:00 - Chapter 4 - I could tell you but i'd have to kill you 6:25 - Chapter 5 - Honey traps 8:10 - Chapter 6 - Anyone can be a spy 9:15 - Chapter 7 - Countries only spy on their enemies 10:50 - Chapter 8 - My bond moment

Long live Simon🖖