"Our death-ray doesn't seem to be working, I'm standing right in it and I'm not dead yet." ~Jamie Hyneman

@B1gHagar

7 жыл бұрын

That's a funny line, but you'd think it would have been said by somebody like Gru in "Despicable Me".

@Dj-dx5dw

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not instant Jamie, geeeeeezzzzzzzzzz it takes like 100 years

@jdpragmatic8644

4 жыл бұрын

Tis the mark a true scientist

@JohnSapato

4 жыл бұрын

@@B1gHagar lol

@Gadzinisko

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist. Death ray was working fine, it's just that Mr. Hyneman's body generates its own energy shield.

"QUACK DAMN YOU!!!" Is my personal favourite quote

@insertnamehere6114

5 жыл бұрын

I think he said "Quack Damien" but ok

@OrangePastele

5 жыл бұрын

KoCoKola he didn’t lol

@Explainatron

3 жыл бұрын

Mine is “lard”

@rpersen

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t give me any beak.

@KainaX122

8 ай бұрын

YES!!

"I reject your reality and substitute own" is a quote that gets increasingly more practical everyday.

@Top_Weeb

7 жыл бұрын

You said it...

@Ward1706

6 жыл бұрын

Especially considering the politics in the world right now.

@KickaHippyPK

6 жыл бұрын

Who would've thought, a 10+ year old quote from the Mythbusters would eventually become the best description of a US president? To be fair, the Mythbusters have a lot of great quotes though.

@titanhero7116

5 жыл бұрын

SAO abridge

@benjaminklaassen4722

4 жыл бұрын

Little-known fact; apparently Adam got that quote from some obscure 80s movie called "The Dungeonmaster".

"The only difference between science and screwing around is writing it down."

My personal favorite: Grant's "Something just touched me!" screamed in utter panic. The guy HATED fish touching his feet.

01:42 "This is why we can never have anything nice." -Grant Imahara Yeah, Grant. Nice like you. *sigh* R.I.P. buddy.

@redpandaraging7271

Жыл бұрын

I must say RIP Grant you will be missed

@MrKelsomatic

Жыл бұрын

Damn... somehow I forgot he died. He was a real one. His presence on Mythbusters brightened so many days in my childhood.

@tsm688

Жыл бұрын

@@MrKelsomatic I liked Grant as much as the main hosts. He somehow had the same charisma without the manic energy.

@johnmurcott1273

Жыл бұрын

07

@MattNeufy

9 ай бұрын

o7

"This is starting to feel like a bad idea." I have no idea what makes these words in this order so funny, but there you are.

Life lessons to be learnt from MythBusters: 1. Don't try this at home. 2. Jamie wants big boom. 3. Failure is always an option. 4. If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. 5. When in doubt, C4. 6. There is no dignity in television. 7. A room full of gasoline is hard to blow up. 8. Fire suits are private. 9. Barrels are strong things. 10. The car is going to go away. 11. Blur is very dangerous. You don't want to mix blur with blur. 12. It was the lard that did it. 13. Salami on a lathe is just another day at the office. 14. You shouldn't bathe with a toaster. 15. Pillaging is illegal in California. 16. At 110 PSI, you lose a football but gain a hat. 17. Once you release the mysterious blue smoke, electronics don't work. 18. Buddha was reincarnated as a skunk. 19. Airplanes tell you not to think. 20. You can track the MythBusters by looking for shrapnel in the trees.

@sooline3854

9 жыл бұрын

***** I can attest to the blue smoke. It was even more painful because it was a brand new locomotive from Lionel, with sound and everything! Set me back a couple grand!

@Tcrumpen

8 жыл бұрын

+Derek Elam 21. With enough lard you can do anything

@TGA_BAY_BAY

7 жыл бұрын

22. You can use black paint and not get your white shirt dirty.

@captaintalon4485

7 жыл бұрын

Derek Elam You forgot the most important one "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

@realminecraftnub3682

5 жыл бұрын

What about “something’s touching me”

We all know that the best one-liner is Grant Imahara's "HWACHAAAAA" Which is 100% the sound that rang out as he rode his Battlebot into heaven

"Lets Pilaaaaaaaage!!" "Don´t know if thats legal in California...." So funny xD

@dwaterson21

2 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite, alongside "I don't think our Death Ray is working. I'm standing right in it and I'm not dead yet."

They didn't use my favorite line: "Why, Thor, the God of Thunder, is trying to enter my building!"

@GameShark1080

Ай бұрын

I remember watching that episode with a friend of mine, and we both just lost it! I had to pause it cause I could see through the tears in my eyes!

You missed my favorite, when they blew up the car (I think it was the dump truck) and went back to the blast site, and Adam was like "I swear.. I parked it _right here!_ " lol

@nvrndingsmmr

Жыл бұрын

Lol!

@dragondancer1814

Жыл бұрын

That would be after they blew up the cement mixer! 😂

@jhyland87

Жыл бұрын

@@dragondancer1814 that's right! Hahaha

@natewatson6962

Жыл бұрын

CLASSIC

@crasher925

5 ай бұрын

in any other context it’s the exact opposite lol

Why isn't Jaime's line, "I kinda like it in here, it's private." That's the best line ever!

@tsm688

Жыл бұрын

No 'kinda' at all, just a flat affirmation, which makes it even funnier

"Quack damn you!" I've deadass been laughing for an hour over that.

RIP Grant Imahara ♥ We'll miss you.

"Well there's your problem" has been used by me daily for the last few years.

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." Also referred to as the "MythBusters Mantra"

"Well there's your problem!"

@dafinsrock379

4 жыл бұрын

I say this all the time and no one ever gets it lol. It's great because it still works even if people don't get the reference.

@ANunes06

3 жыл бұрын

The engineering disaster podcast with slides?

"Here comes chaos!" is my personal favorite. Kind of sums up my previous and current jobs.

@dragondancer1814

Жыл бұрын

Firehouse life in a nutshell!

"When in doubt..........C4!"

From a more recent episode: "Spontaneous human combustion? I'm all for it." -Jamie

"our death ray doesn't seem to be working. I'm standing right in it and i'm not dead yet" best line XD

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." I love that. I do that frequently, I just didn't know there was a phrase to cover it.

Where's Adams, 'is everybody ready for diving??' that's my favorite..

@Urmomisdele

4 жыл бұрын

I also love “quack damn you!”

I love that one from the quack echo. One of the best off the cuff quips

Still my all-time favorite is when Jamie tells the Huskies while sitting in the office chair to "mush".

I wanna cry. This is over and we will never get anything closely good. Recreation attempts are bland and forced, this was pure and genuine.

"Quack damn you" hahahah

It's a shame "Everyday objects can in fact be lethal if Jamie builds a gun to shoot them." and the accompanying "I call this my little pop gun." aren't in this. Kari saying "Let's do it" when loading a gun (or something, I don't care, it looks and sounds pretty badass) and Jamie's "When in doubt, C4" should also have been in.

1:33 "I wouldn't say Jamie is an evil genius" I'd say he's an evil mastermind!

I'm gonna miss these guy I pretty much been watching them since Scotty was still in the show

"Jamie wants big boom" that was the best Jamie one i think

I reject your reality and substitute my own!! I use that line ALL the time! Mythbusters for life!!!! :D

"I'm pumping as fast as I can!" Grant's best line.

"Quack damn you." -Jaime. My favorite.

I always enjoy seeing Jamie smile/laugh cause it’s so rare.

1:55 I don't know why, but that death ray line STILL has me laughing. (literal lol)

@nerdknight111

2 жыл бұрын

I remember the first time I saw that episode That one liner didn’t seem to be working. I was watching it….and……I wasn’t laughing yet

Quack, damn you

At 110 PSI, you lose a football, but gain a hat.

“I reject your reality and substitute my own” -me quoting Adam today after buying a new hat

Forgot the most important one. " I just had one of those moments where I ask myself, 'what the hell am I doing?'"

Some of these are pure gold XD

Jamie: Hi, we're here to buy a trombone. Clerk: Sure, for a student? Adam: Well no, actually we want to blow it up. Clerk: You want to blow it up? [pauses] umm...We have some used ones?

"Let's pillage!" - Adam "I don't know if that's legal in California." - Tory

Driving in Heels: Jamie: "Now I might have a problem with doing this, if I was more insecure than I am. As it is, it's just another day on the job."

Man, I wanna' re-watch all of it again.

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet." - Jamie

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working... I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet" - Jamie

What? The absolute best one is from season 1 with the explosive cookie dough in car-myth. When they're done Adam remarks 'We could say we went to Vegas and blew some dough'. Even though I was only about 13 and english not being my first language first time I saw it, I really thought it was an outstanding joke.

"Jamie wants big boom" - Always a favorite of mine.

@nerdknight111

2 жыл бұрын

*gets big boom* “Am I missing an eyebrow?”

Grant: "I'm pumping, as fast, as I can!" 1:52 xD

Adam: "Let's...Pillage!" Tori: "I dunno if that's legal in California..."

Anybody order some exploding pants? Was also an old favorite from Tory. That and Holy Crap, run!! Lol!

Where the hell is "When in doubt, C4"

@CasimusxPrime

5 жыл бұрын

The line is missing and, damn it, we're gonna get it in a video. When in doubt, make a new one. *chuckles*

came here after the news of grants death to watch 1:52 again. rest in peace. 💔

Probably my favorite line from the best show on TV is " When in doubt, C4"

Adam: Don't try what we're about to do at home... Jamie: Ever!

@nerdknight111

2 жыл бұрын

“We’re what you call professionals”

My favourite show of all time.

So many memorable lines. Awesome show!

"This is gonna kill you." -The Hynemen

"Here comes chaos!" My new line.

Godspeed Grant you made science not only fun but engaging

Grant's take on the Dos Equis commercial was pretty good, too. Not a top ten, but at least a top 20. "I don't normally drink beer, but when I do, I drink MythButsters."

Ahhh I love all of these so much

Now I understand epic rap battles of histories line” blaze chumps and flip karie butterside up”

Quack damn you

"Its like a wet tshirt contest realy" that line coming from jamie is probaly my favourite thing ever

THANK YOU VERY MUCH :D

"quack, dam you." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My current favorite is Kari saying "Science tastes like vomit" in the "Cold Feet" myth. Hilarious.

How did leave out "I'm having a what the hell are we doing moment" ??

Big nostalgia factor, with this

My favorite: "quack damn you!"

I love what adam says at 1:20. XD He makes it sound like a happy moment! X)

these guys have the best job ever

There is not a single day that goes by in which i dont quote mythbusters... by far the best show on tv!

Rest In Peace, Grant Imahara.

"Quack, damn you!" is still my favorite. :D

Mine would be Adam's "Is everybody ready for diving?" :D

why does nobody remember the line "DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE!" and "Here fishy fishy!" from he shark week special? those are hilarious!

LOL IM pumping AS FAST as i CAN!!

"I'm pumping as fast as I can!" Lmao! Very immature of me to notice that, yes I know...

One of the best parts of the episode...

HAHAHAHA!! THESE ARE SO AWESOME!!

What happened to Jamie's "I fart on you!" from the plywood glider?! That was t-shirt gold right there.

@Radman1889

9 жыл бұрын

That was Adam that said that

@CasimusxPrime

9 жыл бұрын

Eh, I was close.

So true! I have been thinking the same thing for a while.

Gravity is not just a theory - It's the law.

I'm pumping as fast as I can!! - Grant

0:37 I reject your reality and substitute my own. 1:20 here comes chaos! 1:32 That is messed up! 1:40 high explosives and electricity, whoo! 1:51 pumping as fast as I can!

I reject your reality and substitute my own. Best... Line... EVER!

Hahaha "quack damn you" :D I love Jamie.

My favorite is: "Well there's your problem."

"We can never have anything nice"

"Quack, damn you" Words to live by, right there

"Oh,DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE!!" XD

Person: Hey why isn’t this working? Me: *Hyneman voice* Well there’s your problem.

Always been a fan of this show, love to see it... It takes the rough edges out of a difficult day... In my case Faulire whoops, Faulure Failure is always an option

I want a T-shirt with Daffy, duck on it and text quack darn you!

You mean im not the first to think of "i reject your reality and substitute my own" on tshirt! Well thats a cloud over my day! xD

"i reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Salvage