Never leaves his office, dresses to the nines, consumes exactly (1) type of liquid, long lived nonhuman: Neuvillette

@thexatronantch

18 күн бұрын

i mean hey, vampire is only like 30% wrong XD

@catstailbartender3866

18 күн бұрын

Our blood contains a good percentage of water so it checks out

@csprachi

18 күн бұрын

he drinks blood, its in his voicelines LMAOOO

@DefinetlyAHuman

17 күн бұрын

I mean he looks the part... kinda😂

@hongfeiwei2710

16 күн бұрын

Well…he looks like anime young vampire lord so..

>Furina. >Has her shit together.

@clemente3966

18 күн бұрын

Best two statements joke ever

@darkdude1996ify

18 күн бұрын

She tried her best, okay?

@christophermauro-barias7451

18 күн бұрын

those 2 dont belong in the same breath.

@crablord7934

17 күн бұрын

Tbf she tried really hard for 5 centuries, let her be curled up at home with nothing but mac and cheese for a couple years before we start judging her.

@I.disagree

15 күн бұрын

That's exactly what she wants you to think, mission success 🗿

naaah, you totally missed the opportunity of introducing Arlecchino after Neuvillette saying "she's their actual Father" for bonus shock WTF points

Not the midnight vampire having boats up to his extra tool

@Koomaxx

19 күн бұрын

“Extra tool” LMAOOO

@Azrael233

19 күн бұрын

Hehehe

@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477

16 күн бұрын

Reptiles are just built different

"when my mom got me a crossbow", oh ye u know, as moms do

@crown4212

15 күн бұрын

that's a cool mom right there

Funnily the "midnight vampire" is not a fan of direct sunlight, and you could say water is basically the blood of the world itself. In his own words he has "granted Fontainians true blood". Also according to him hydro vishaps used to have a ritual where they would drink the blood of their perished kin as remembrance.

@f3r0x_

17 күн бұрын

ur so smart

@Rahab369

15 күн бұрын

Dracula also means "Son of the Dragon/Devil."

Midnight Vampire Neuvillette but he drinks water instead of blood.

Furina "Looks like she has her shit together" I can't 🤣🤣🤣

@crystaluwu1012

10 күн бұрын

Furina is anything but that 😅

How dare she treat our best boi Gaming like that #JusticeforGaming

Not her stating that Freminet is the forgotten sibling and then forgetting to say anything else about the poor boy 😭

Neuvilette spends his mornings trying to look like a dragon, but keeps spending it perfecting his midnight vampire look with the boots up his hoo-ha

As long as characters keep coming, the roasts will follow suit. Ehe

Time to roast more Genshin characters. Ive waited ages for this sequel.

The poor midnight vampire is already overworked, don't criticize the man's boots lol

1:32 I HAD THOSE EXACT SHOES AND SHES RIGHT 😭😭😭

3:18 you should've said that about Arlecchino I wanna see your friend's reaction

Kirara is based on the Nekomata which has two tails

Yayaya! I get watch a new Koomaxx video before school❤️ I’ve always wanted my friends to roast the Genshin characters, but all of them play the game😭😭

"I like the vampire guy" - lol!

6:03 "Baizhu, we need to cook"

I love both of your vibes!! So chill but funny but chaotic but hilarious

I just came online after a long travel and one of your videos is exactly what I needed while eating cookies

1:50 thanks for casually bringing up one of my worst memories about FMA

i love how no one gets that chiori's shoes are ana ctual thing and are just thsoe chunky sandal heels but just with a part taken out!!!!!

LETS GOOO I'm glad this type of video is back

Neuvillette having human cattle im scared lmaooo with what my mind conjured up

Loved the video @Koomaxx! Can't wait for the next video Girl! I think I'll go ahead and watch the First Two parts since I feel like I'm hearing BaoTheWhales' Sister in this video LMAO! Also, Midnight Vampire.... At 2 in the Morning?

her reaction to clorinde is accurate- XD

Neuvi is one of my faves and callling him midnight vampire is one of the funniest comments ever

midnight vampire with the boots

Hey koomaxx I have tier list idea what if you rank Genshin characters in a kingdom

5:57 since i dont have her, i didnt see this idle animation until now and that's so cool! I only know this cause of The Slo Mo Guys, but that's an old popcorn machine! It *is* how it works, more or less. :D

That remark about crossbows is so true. My archery teacher brought in this guy who apparently has been shooting professionally for years. He demonstrated the different bows he has, and how they shoot differently from each other. And when he shot using his crossbow, the backlash smacked him in the nose. He seemed very used to it and only flinched a little, so at first we didn't think it was a big deal. Until he started bleeding right after. The backlash literally made the edge of the scope cut into his nose bridge.

Here's an idea: Have a non-player guess what each character does, then write an AU where the characters actually do those things Midnight Vampire

Always love this vids

If I looked at a glance I could see Neuvillette as a vampire 😅

@tylermatheson4376

18 күн бұрын

Also daddy Melusine midnight vampire 😂

midnight vampire is the best description I've heard of him

Who else would be kinda down for Nuev. Being a vampire?

Maybe you could also do this type of video for honkai star rail characters. I curious to see her reaction of the characters 😅

@Koomaxx

19 күн бұрын

We actually did a few months ago! 👯‍♀️✨ here’s a link to that video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gKerspt7fqTTiqQ.html

@Shadow-bk7cr

18 күн бұрын

@@Koomaxx thank you I didn’t realise 😅😁

Midnight Vampire also your friend's opinion rocks in terms of throwing snacks at people at school.

sigeween >>>

Midnight vampire and his thigh highs are GLORIOUS

i read the thumbnail and thought this was a wild genshin theory 💀

You can't just show Neuvillette and not let her listen to at least ONE of his voicelines. That's like half the reason I play the character!

Yet another Midnight Vampire enjoyer in a fandom, he doesn't miss anyone

The first roast Genshin video actually introduced me to this channel.

didn’t she say blade also looked like a vampire on another video? i guess i have a thing for vampire looking characters. my two mains too!

Midnight vampire. Also, you friend likes Clorinde and Arlechinno? Good taste.

That last guy looks like Claude Von Reigan to me

My friend called lyney a vampire wizard XD

midnight vampire also what is a coachella librarian i am so confused

Romper are comfy to me,They never bother me.

No midnight vampire wouldn't drink blood, he only drinks pure water

I volunteer to be midnight vampire Neuvillette's human cattle ✋🥵

@hongfeiwei2710

16 күн бұрын

What.

Midnight vampire Where did that go in neuviellete idle

She was so real in the arlecchino take

Midnight Vampire!

No questions wants to take Arlecchino with them. That's how you pass Daddy's adoption test.

> She seems to have her shit together > Furina who had to put on an act for about 400-500 years

Commenting on this at Midnight Vampire Hour

midnight vampire!

Midnight vampire yaassssss

Midnight vampire!

Mightnight vampire

Midnight vampire is the ultimate memelord

Yeah peak taste. Neuvillette is definitely the midnight vampire xD

NOT MY PRECIOUS YAOYAO AND SIGEWINNE

midnight aquatic vampire

If Wriotsley was in high school I would date him 😂

Midnight vampire ❤️

midnight vampire.

Why didn’t our say, that Arlecchino is the „father“ of the 3 kids? :D

midnight vampire

I love my midnight vampire boy, and Arlecchino? I know she’s called “Father” but… Mommy? Sorry, lol

midnight vampeer

Midnight vampire in honor of Neuvillette

midnight vampirii

Midnight vampire

Midnight Vampire looking more like Topnight Vampire.

Midnight vampire and his husband moonlight werewolf (they’re warrior cats ✊)

Commenting 3am vampire because that's when I finished this video...

no, we punt dori

Smash the Midnight Vampire

I Midnight Vampire would almost be correct.

Did you ever tell your best friend the vampire was actually a dragon? XD

Damn

It just reflects on how boring Kaveh’s character is that ever time he’s brought up he’s shipped with Alhaitham. Like dude

The Gaming slander 😭

The gaming slander

Midnight vempire

I smile...at these takes.

After she kicks Sigewinne across the field Neuvilette won't be her favorite anymore lol

Midnight vampire but Puss in boots

Neuvilette = Dracula from Castlevania

I didn’t know it was pronounced (RICE-ley) I thought it was (Rye-ths-ley)

@candicechan3880

17 күн бұрын

I just say Rizz-lee😂

Even people outside of genshin are aware of the demon child that is Siegwinne

Mhm.. Clorinde is a 2 in one package 👀

She likes the Dad but not his kid 😂

I've never been this early before, I am very happy

Midnight Vampire squad 👇