8:24 i literally have "that paperwork isNT GONNA *DO ITSELF* " as my wakeup alarm and i regret nothing

@hallow-oda

3 жыл бұрын

me too! boy was that a visceral experience hearing that in the podcast again

you can have WHATEVER YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

3:45 “Warm delicicious ba-gels.” It sounds like the guy accidentally said bacon so they had to go back and cut the proper word in.

@austin81711

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my GOD I never noticed it literally sounds like he does it again when he says “Let Einstein Brothers *ba-gels*” at 3:51

"I don't know... the sound of drywall being ablaze" I snorted so hard I hurt myself

tysm for adding pictures of the food

"Good morning! I'm pissing in your glass of water. Do I do this often? Don't worry. I'm sure the dishwasher takes care of most of it."

came here because this killed me last night. i usually listen to an episode or two of mbmbam to help get me to sleep (adhd is a real pain folks) and last night it was this one, but justin's rendition of the alarm made me laugh so hard that i ended up sobbing, and then nearly choked trying to keep quiet so i didn't wake up the other people in my house (which i did). thanks mcelboys

@Chalkmanexe

3 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to mention how relieving it is to see someone else with adhd who also listens to mbmbam to help get sleepin, i always thought i was a huge weirdo for it

I used the coffee alarm to wake up my friend and it made him freak out and wake up swinging, so I think it worked as they intended

I think about this bit so often, it makes me cry laughing every single time.

Conspiracy theory: these were conceived as morning radio ads, but then some asshole executive went 'oh, nobody listens to radio any more, so let's make people download them as alarm clocks instead'.

Olive Garden heard Griffin out on the raw fettuccine

i worked at einsteins for a year and we cooked our eggs by pouring it out of a carton into a circular mold and microwaving it

@lawrencecalablaster568

2 жыл бұрын

Chef Mike hard at work, baybee

5:20 abbacchio waking up bruno

@ambermontgomery2959

5 жыл бұрын

Thank u

@strawberrysodas3433

5 жыл бұрын

@@ambermontgomery2959 of course

@rockz_in_a_box1841

4 жыл бұрын

I see you're a person of culture as well

1410 calories. All your daily energy in one plate of sin

I’m getting ready to set the McElroy ads as my wake up tone!

its time to get some brothers!!!

Dude sounds like DJ Atomika, the radio DJ from the hit video game Burnout Paradise

Why does he sound entirely like the announcer from Sister Location…?

@fishtouch634

4 жыл бұрын

you'd better put some exotic butters on them bagels

@axeylotl3112

4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh, looks like ballora doesn't feel like dancing today. Let's motivate her with some Einstein Bros coffee!

8:28 thank me later

Can someone make 8:24 a ringtone for me?

Hey great upload good quality but can we talk about your fuckin username real quick

@stinkmastergeneral6450

3 жыл бұрын

kinda fucked up that you would diss my Christian name like that