"I never needed you and I never will." Servo: "They wrote their own vows."

Highlight for me is the newspaper headline that reads “Monsters Strike Again” and Mike saying “president orders monsters to go back to work”

@wadecarmen7501

2 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy L Needham is it kosher?

@wadecarmen7501

2 жыл бұрын

Got any anti-paysto around?

@cleverty1959

Ай бұрын

Look Polish 😂😂😂

Tom: We'll be right back Crow: Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever 😂😂😂

I love how antagonistic the two are in the opening scene. They clearly hate each other, and yet they both thought "Hey, you know what would be great today? The beach!"

@DarthMohammedRules

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, it's like they forgot they rode to the beach together and then decided to bring up old shit to fight about like they just happened to run into each other there after a long time apart. XD

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

Some couples like to keep things fresh by hating each other in a variety of locales. Plus, it always spices things up to inflict your unhappiness on an unwilling audience, preferably of friends.

@2up3rm4n1

2 жыл бұрын

I could never . . . . . . never . . . . . yea, all that griping they did at the beginning was to try to establish young tension between the guy and the girl, but it went a bit too fast. But when I tried watching this thing, I couldn't get through all the msuic and . . . dancing there at the beginning, then Tina is killed and the other woman, Elaine, shows up. Hank actually was hardly shown. Either 'Tina' didn't want to do it anymore, or they decided she wasn't 'pretty' enough, so she was killed off. I just now watched the whole thing, mainly to see if Hank was still around. Yea, he held out til the end.Just showed a lot of stuff that didn't seem to matter to the movie. Yea, I know movies would show singing and dancing, but all thatt guff really drives you away from the movie, don't it?

@ccjuju

10 ай бұрын

And don't forget, the most important thing to talk about with your beach beau is their "experiments" in that "laboratory".

@Pocketrocket-pj1us

10 ай бұрын

Not if it's part of a genre and you know what you're going in for. It's a sub, sub genre, the Beach blanket Bingo mixed with the Muck monster was perfect for drive- in theaters. According to a lot of people in the comments, this band did have some notoriety. So you go to see bikini babes and muscle beach guys, listen to that cool music, move in on your date when the monster attacks start and pretty much ignore the scientist stuff. That's why they kept it simple. Sodium. O.K. even the distracted teens will temember that. Nowadays it's infamous, for it's ridiculousness and that makes it perfect fodder, for Mike, Crow and Servo!!! They serve up A-1 material in this one and manage to still roll with the film. I wouldn't watch the film-minus the Riffing, unless it's at a drive in, then I'd reconsider, maybe.... I never thought I'd find myself defending, one of the worst films in history. But every movie can provide entertainment, if your willing to find it's perfect position. Take Care, Cheers from Canada

Del Tenney died last week, he was 82. He got back into making movies in recent years. RIP, Del.

"Six miles out & I still hear that awful music."

So, you take a skeleton, apply radioactive waste, and wind up with Cookie Monster with a six pack of hotdogs shoved in its mouth. I can see that...

“I’m sure there’s some perfectly nice Tiger sharks that’d be willing to eat these people.” 😂

"fight direction by William Shatner" ........Thats beautiful.

@Crrrow

6 жыл бұрын

*Tears shirt*

@ChibiPanda8888

3 жыл бұрын

*Falls down dramatically*

"Look out! Ted Kennedy's driving home!"

As someone old enough to remember those commercials, I really enjoyed the "Beef, it's what's for dinner" musical skit.

"so, radiation has a sense of humor..."

"And all the flesh slipped off my skuuulllll~!"

It's amazing they can get such rich sound without plugging in their instruments.

“Why am I dubbed?” Idk why, but that just sent me hahaha

"Serpentine!" I can still hear Peter Falk yelling it at Alan Arkin in 'The In-Laws', 1979. Hysterical scene!

I was amused to read an article in Weird NJ magazine long ago about this movie; some scenes were actually filmed here in NJ, and what's more, the beach band playing at intervals where a real group called The Dynamic Del Airs, and they served as character witnesses during one of the most infamous mafia murder-trials in NJ's history.

@ChibiPanda8888

3 жыл бұрын

Wow cool fact

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda liked the band. They were pretty good for what they were. Shame they were being that in this movie.

@TroubleToby3040

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelccozens I agree. This band is kind of alright at this pre Beach Boys beach music. It could be A LOT worse.🤷‍♂️

@tonyromano6220

2 жыл бұрын

What trail?

@doreen0

2 жыл бұрын

Yes the Del-Airs band If you listen to some of their tunes you probably know some depending on your age but I remember this band growing up

Servo's self-harmonisation at the beginning is still one of my favourite MST3k moments. Bless Kevin Murphy and his amazing voice!

@wadecarmen7501

2 жыл бұрын

He trained in opera?

@thedativecase9733

2 жыл бұрын

He has a beautiful singing voice I've noticed that on many episodes. He must have trained as a singer.

@janetlieb2507

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Has a great voice!!♥️

@Pocketrocket-pj1us

10 ай бұрын

Most of us are born with one special talent. Kevin has 10, maybe more. I still love him because he doesn't take himself too seriously. Cheers.

I saw this celluloid shuck when it first showed at a local drive in. Man, I can't believe that I actually remember this thing. I love what Mike and The Bots did to this one!

Hank's only heroism was making phone calls, driving around, and throwing rocks.

@VC-xj1fs

10 жыл бұрын

I still can't get over that he was out partying with another chick the day after his girlfriend was murdered.

@Tareltonlives

10 жыл бұрын

OUR HERO

@Azmina_the_warlock

Жыл бұрын

@@VC-xj1fs what a chad

@limalepakko6074

Жыл бұрын

More than I can do honestly

I'm addicted to MST3K

@kelvintorrence5994

Жыл бұрын

I'm also hooked

@yokonakajima75

7 ай бұрын

If there is one addiction that is perfectly fine to have it's MST3K. Definitely nothing wrong with that since I'm in the same boat 😂

"I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s..."

@mikezylstra7514

5 ай бұрын

In your 40's, if they paid you enough, you'd do a pajama party - this movie is proof.

I'm old. I saw The Horror of Party Beach at the drive-in. One of the best of the worst.

"Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you."

@serenatsukino999

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! I was waiting for that part!

@phillipcorona9711

4 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine being that thirsty.

@cleverty1959

3 ай бұрын

Batchman!!! 😮

25:06 "And all the flesh slipped off my skullllll...." lolololol one of my favorite lines

"I'd say something, but the guy who dubs me is on break..." XD hilarious.

"You ain't seen living till you've seen Tina swing."

This one was my very first taste of MST3K! I remember it so well even though it's been well over two decades ago -- sitting at my SIL's house while hubby, SIL & BIL, and friends played D&D in the next room. I didn't care for D&D so I was the designated babysitter and would play on the computer or flip channels after the kids had gone to bed. I stumbled across this insanely cheesy movie made hilarious by these shadowed figures talking throughout the entire thing, and when later I described it to hubby he said I must have found MST3K. I was a die hard fan after that! Even spent countless hours playing Caption This! at night on the sci fi channel website, anyone else remember that? Good times, good times.

@minxstole93

6 ай бұрын

That's a cute story for your introduction to MST3K! My first episode was Touch of Satan and my best friend had told me about this show numerous time before and this one night he finally decided it was time to enlighten me and we watched it on Netflix and I'm so grateful he did! And I know, my story isn't very special nor unique but oh well, I'm glad it happened! Haha

@susanpumphrey354

6 ай бұрын

@@minxstole93 Touch of Satan is one of my most rewatched! Hubby and I quote it all the time. "Sightsee on your own time, Beelzebub!" 😂

Eulabelle steals the show! "Ain't no monsters gonna get in here tonight!" The line that always makes me laugh the most. "Why am I dubbed?"

"Chances arrrrrre... that I'll kick your scrawny ass...." ROFLMAO... I actually spit my soda on that one. This is definitely one of the best MST3K episodes.

@SpicyTexan64

2 жыл бұрын

Lame af

@minxstole93

Жыл бұрын

That line always cracks me up! Whenever I get drunk I sing it to whoever is unlucky enough to be near me. 😋

@AmazingThor

Жыл бұрын

This is their second movie with a Johnny Mathis lookalike. The first was Mitchell!

@jenniferhartigan3139

6 ай бұрын

Agreed

"Johnny Mathis and the Conan O'Brien's!"

Hahaha the line "End more! It's not ending enough!" makes me laugh more than it probably should.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Doctor: "is it a plant or an animal?" CROW: "it's a Plan-a-mal"

everybody's doin' it doin' it doin' it, pick their nose and chewin' it chewin' it chewin' it

The scene where the maid warns him about voo-doo was actually really good.

"Do farts have lumps?" I literally had to stop and rewind after that line, I laughed so hard.

@meeklet

5 жыл бұрын

It kills me every time I watch this one

@Azmina_the_warlock

Жыл бұрын

My all time favorite riff 🤣🤣

@frankcolumbo4481

Ай бұрын

Mine do!

Ha! the guy shows up at a party after 20 plus young girls in town died and says "so it's pretty dead around here tonight" lol

"It's an Exxon training film" "I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie" "My Richard Pryor impression." - classic

"MOVE YOUR FEET, YA LOAD!" I nearly spewed cookies.

"EXTRA! EXTRA! "50'S EXTENDED INDIFFINETLY!!" 'PRESIDNET ORDERS MONSTERS BACK TO WORK"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. Gavin."/"Is the little baby gonna CRY?" XD

🎶 Guy without a face Got no human traits 🎶

"She could use a few inhibitions..." The Jean Paul Sartre Existential Bike Gang and on and on. This is my FAVE MST3000 This is a classic from the Golden Turkey Award. It was filmed on the beautiful and lust drenched beaches of Connecticut. I love when the hero is trying to find 'sodium' (as in table salt...road salt etc.) and will have to go all the way to New York to get some.

I lost it on"my plastic hair is furious!"

I'd never seen this one before somehow. I'm 10 minutes in and hysterically laughing -- this may be one of my new favorites.

Fingal's Quarry, you say? Well, don't even bother with the sodium, just have Raul Julia scream at them that he is interfaced.

@kev3d

5 жыл бұрын

Lousy quarry though. Barely suitable for a stupid, repulsive anteater.

@RanMouri82

5 жыл бұрын

Let's never scroll that cinema.

@Freenorg5

5 жыл бұрын

Sodium makes him fingal his dopple

@timrussell6143

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if it has stereocats?

@MrAshCarr

4 жыл бұрын

I see we're going with the Fight Pure Ugly with Pure Beauty Initiative

50:32 Singer : youuuu are not a summer love Crow : you are a summer sausage My sides are in orbit

Fun fact, Producer/Director Del Tenney cameo'd as the gormless gas station attendant.

@Azmina_the_warlock

Жыл бұрын

"He's cute, isn't he?" "No." "No."

@J70a.m-zg6gi_wha0

10 ай бұрын

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. no it doesn't

@JN-bu3py

9 ай бұрын

*and* he's the gormless guy in the car wearing glasses that picks up the two girls in the 'look . . . polish' scene

I love the moment during the fight scene when the biker gang picks up the guy and rams him into the other guy. It was quite possibly the most hilarious thing that wasn't a riff. 19:55

@Oppeldeldoc1

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad it has a biker gang for a few minutes. That's about its only connection to the obvious beach movies, the "Frankie and Annette" ones.

@phillipcorona9711

4 жыл бұрын

Do they still do that at beach party's. It.s back in style.

@potatopower4026

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that whole fight scene was...comical 😆

@donaldpetkus1637

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever did the dance choreography apparently choreographed the big fight also.

@budmeasap

6 ай бұрын

"Batchman!"

"It's the Suzie's butt festival."

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

Someone tell Richard Kiel, he has a butt collection.

oh the other one that cracks me up: "lets see here, how to kill that spark of life, chapter one, joy, who needs it?"

@indy_go_blue6048

6 жыл бұрын

Page vi of Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals."

@ericsilva4472

6 жыл бұрын

"You know, they stole this music from black people... but black people were gonna throw it away anyway!" LMFFAO

"So Radiation has a sense of humor" LOL

They determined the radioactivity of a tissue sample with a Ham Radio receiver! Maybe these guys are smarter than we thought...😂

There are so many great riffs in this episode lol.

It's the SELKIE CHILDREN! They're ATTACKIN'!!! (man, this is such a quotable episode)

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

You know it. Don’t bother trying to take a selkie skin in Los Angeles...the selkies got guns!

"She thinks I'm average looking. :)" -Mike Oh, Mike...only you could be proud of that statement.

@jonahfalcon1970

Жыл бұрын

And that comment was directed at him by Mike's real life wife.

@AmazingThor

Жыл бұрын

There are several episodes where Bridget’s character negs Mike. It’s a great running gag.

@dr.altoclef9255

Ай бұрын

@@jonahfalcon1970So that’s why she said she was ‘familiar’ with him-

@jonahfalcon1970

Ай бұрын

"She called you a crimson pig!... HEY!"

"We lip sync real bad." "It's true, we suck." "There are girls here and that's upsetting us!"

" I never needed you , and I never will " Tom Servo : They wrote their own vows 😆

"I believe in the existential outlaw as hero; that is why I travel with these men"

Look Polish, everyone!

@ 34:50 at the smells like dead fish comment crow turns and says "Mike" cuz you know he was going there lol

OH NO Run ted kennedy is driving home, That alone made me fav this one!

Horror of party beach. How could I not pick this episode with a title like that?

And while voodoo is superstitious nonsense, radiation causing skeletons to join with marine animals and goo to create amphibious bloodsucking monsters is SCIENCE! Between 1950s horror movie "science" and voodoo, I'll go with Baron Samedi: he makes more sense.

@GenY42

6 жыл бұрын

Baron Samedi's voodoo makes more sense than 50's movie science, and he's got better style than the average 50's movie scientist too.

the old "teenager" somewhat sexual moans at 1:22:02 always make me laugh as mike and the bots suddenly get uncomfortable, and servo's mimicking it always makes me smile

@ProjectRedfoot

6 жыл бұрын

That was seriously funny.

@notinspectorgadget

2 жыл бұрын

*somewhat?*

@cunterella3309

2 жыл бұрын

the awkward silence is what gets me

@aniyilator

5 ай бұрын

Actual sex scenes are less awkward than that lmao

"Mike, are we being punished?" XD

Mark Harmon on drums MY SKULL! LOL

"It made sense to surrender! Ze Germans were very, very mean!"

This episode and Girls Town are the episodes I use to get MST3000 virgins hooked!!

This is goin' straight up my nose!

“The authorities don’t know Shineola from that other stuff.”

"Chances are, that i'll kick your scrawny ass." I'll sing that when i'm about to get in a fight lol

It's too bad this episode came just a few before "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank." Imagine how much more fun they could've had with Fingal's Quarry if this episode had come after.

@nyarg33

Жыл бұрын

ALRIGHT FINGAL...

the Del-Aires later moved to England and became a little known group called THE SMITHS

"Art Garfunkel Hair system" ha ha

Best show ever. Period.

@SuperTonyony

5 жыл бұрын

Durn right!

@MelodyMeanFace

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Funny, when you get stuck sitting behind wisecrackers in a movie theater, you keep telling them to shut up and they ruin your night. And yet that's precisely why we watched MST3K. Ironic.

@DailyMotionBetter

4 жыл бұрын

Clay Dude paragraph. (Codename diamondhead)

@CrAzYpotpie

4 жыл бұрын

@@MelodyMeanFace MST3K is full carefully crafted jokes by their whole team as they rewatched these movies ad nauseum to come up with choice joke material (and sometimes even dropping movies because not enough material could be crafted around them to make it worth it.) A bunch of wisecrackers making jokes off the cuff as a new movie is playing is not the same.

@em_birch

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrAzYpotpie The fact that they timed jokes to the second is artful unto itself.

Favorite line from Crow: "She swims like Luis Tiant!" (next line by Tom Servo: "She's actually going backwards!")

It's pleasing because he speaks in low, full tones, with plenty of lip and tongue action. And you should see his wire rack!

Ah back when the Sci-Fi Channel had good shows.

@icemachine79

4 жыл бұрын

The late-1990s/early-2000s on Sci-Fi were great. But it started going downhill with the WWE Friday night fights. The mainstream success of Battlestar Galactica was the final nail in the coffin.

@ramseydoon8277

Жыл бұрын

When they changed the name to SyFy it was kind of like the end of an era.

"She thinks I'm average-looking!" Heh, that's actually his wife.

@DaWhiteWolffie

6 жыл бұрын

I think this was the beginning of a beauuuuuuutiful relationship. Very glad that they're still married, what with the high divorce rate today. *applauds them*

@donaldpetkus1637

4 жыл бұрын

I enjoy Mike’s proud expression when he says that. Is average a step up for Mike’s self image?

@shawnarthur5921

4 жыл бұрын

@@donaldpetkus1637 yes, if you watched the show, Mike has a hilariously awful self-image.

@roadhouseinthepark1555

4 жыл бұрын

She also plays Adrienne Barbeau in an episode and gets in a fist fight with Mike. [The Thing That Couldn’t Die is the episode.]

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

@@roadhouseinthepark1555 Haha yeah, that sketch ends with Mike shoving her in the face. That must have been a fun topic for them.

When pearl and brainguy are playing fiddle did anyone notice Seasons in the Sun? 😂

Something i noticed only today : the roman noble guy is called Callipyge , which is a latinization of the greek kallipygos, which means "nice butt" (or beautiful buttocks to be more precise). Just a little detail that made me smile

@Tareltonlives

4 жыл бұрын

I love it when they do that. They've made Aristophanes references too

@icemachine79

4 жыл бұрын

I bet that was Kevin Murphy's idea.

@Eisenwulf666

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i like that they have multiple levels of jokes or riffs: they have the lavatory humor,the pop culture references,the political satire( not so strong but if you read among the lines there is a fair amount of it) and the "clever" references for the nerds. I love love love joel but mike era was wilder ,they tried to push the limits more. Just imho

@SunRabbit

Жыл бұрын

Wow, thanks for that_ I guess the Slavic equivalent would be "Krasnoprdelnik."

I just noticed that the credits list "lyric by Bill Corbett" for the sodium song at the end. *Lyric*, singular. Brilliant.

It's hard to believe this was a whole non-comedy film!

Why is that 33-year-old woman going to a slumber party and calling her older brother "daddy?" :D

@Azmina_the_warlock

Жыл бұрын

She doesn't like slumber parties now that she's in her forties. 😆

"Don't even know what panties are yet they feel compelled to raid" lol, my favorite line

"I sure hope that's a Clark Bar." I also just assumed this was set in California, so I was laughing when the gals asked directions to New York

"Oohh, I betcha that would be good with drawn butter! Of course, I'd eat my own head with drawn butter." - Damn, Crow!

Did anyone else notice Tina was killed in Summer, and it appears her funeral is in Fall??? WTF?!?!

@troywright359

5 жыл бұрын

autopsy can sometimes delay a funeral for up to a month dude

@quantanglement

4 жыл бұрын

I know AP, I was just thinking the same thing. Oh, and it takes months from summer till all the leaves are off the trees in New England - N. York area. Get your hot dogs!....

@roadhouseinthepark1555

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe she was horribly radiated and they had to order a specially lined coffin.

@JoeKaye-hn5dt

4 жыл бұрын

Talk about microanalyzing stuff. You need a drink, babe.

@Oppeldeldoc1

4 жыл бұрын

I'm with Servo. A "Tina" somehow improves almost anything.

"He's coming... Look Polish everyone!"

Eulabelle is the real hero!

@jrny20

10 жыл бұрын

I know, people should've really listen to her; not as many people would've died.

@bloodystarcthulhu

10 жыл бұрын

jrny20 Very true

@jrny20

9 жыл бұрын

bLuDcLoT06 Tom: Fine! I'll strangle a chicken. if it makes you happy!

@amohotepv

9 жыл бұрын

The original title of Horror of Party Beach was "Eulabelle: Savior of the Universe", you know.

@tutorjulslee2357

7 жыл бұрын

where did the second monster come from?

"The Ipswich Women's Club" Lovecraft reference. That was a good laugh.

@notinspectorgadget

2 жыл бұрын

Ipswich is a real town in Massachusetts. You're thinking of Innsmouth.

"I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my forties."

nice to have Kevin play as Kevin in this episode of mystery science Kevin 3000

I learned a lot about sodium from this episode.

hold on let me toss a gay man at you...

@jennifermc809

7 жыл бұрын

psst hey do farts have lumps?

What's going on up there? It's called fun!!

"They're headed to the Laverne Di Fazio convention...".

"Uh, ma'am, I'd like to report some illegal waste dumping. Are you a federal agency, by any chance?"

"Heh heh, this is going straight up my nose." I always quote or think of this when I see a character or person holding something small.