A world with no wars, or traffic accidents, and preserved MST3k episodes, that's what we all wish for.

@redsredemptionemporium2841

Жыл бұрын

#ItrumptedTrump

@dmrr7739

Жыл бұрын

That, and Christmas lights on all the buildings year round… and also, a community wood shop, but one where you can reserve tools a day in advance.

@scottydu81

Жыл бұрын

Also no Dutch

@originalkingalpha5116

Жыл бұрын

....and an endless amount of fresh baked Smurf berry cookies.

@Face2theScr33n

Жыл бұрын

I guess keeping cancer around is a fair trade.

What's funny is that the guys call Guiron "Knifehead" at one point. Years later, a Kaiju named Knifehead was in Pacific Rim.

“Boo, it says.” Mike was BRILLIANT in that closing segment-and who knew he could play piano so well!

@The_Real_Rasha

9 ай бұрын

I love that little bit, "Boo! is says." The whole end bit, including, "Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him, you push the button" is a great piece. After what they did to Jack Perkins, I kind of expected it.

Cornjob is the hero of this story. Even though he's a "By the Rules" guy, he's insightful., and gives credit to the children.

This is easily my favorite of the Gamera flicks. As Servo rightly points out, it's damn goofy.

@edwardbrook2029

8 ай бұрын

Servo freaking Rules!!! 😎💪🏻

Man, was this like, the only time Mike showed off those amazing piano chops?? I had no idea!

Gamera is friend to children. Cornjob is the mad barber of children.

@nonprofitgirl

6 ай бұрын

That made me laugh out loud, hard. My mom was our mad barber and it showed! Ouch. My bangs!

You know, he should really tell his sister his name.

@HylianFox3

11 ай бұрын

I became convinced that his name really is "Brother". Akio is just a nickname.

This was the first episode of this show I ever watched.

@analogkid01

Жыл бұрын

Pretty close then - mine was 311, It Conquered the World.

that kid really does look like Richard Burton

the facts that you continue to bless us with mst3k for over a decade warms my heart. its like youre trapped in the satilite of love with only mst3k and you share it with the world

Tomoko to Officer Kondo: Good morning, Kon-chan! Joel: Cornjob??? And so it begins! 😂 Given how Tomoko’s dub VA sounded, I don’t blame Joel for rolling with it like that! It’s that kind of stuff that makes for good riffs in MST3K.

39:46 “Hey it looks like Frankenstein, look at it!” “MMMMMRRRRR!”

Gamera is friend to children.

DONT TALK ABOUT OUR TURTLE, MARTHA

@analogkid01

9 ай бұрын

You laughed your goddamn shell off, George!

Analogkid uploading Mst3k? Now all we need is Strong Bad answering an email, and all will be right with the world again.

Thank you Hello!

You kill him, I'll push the button.

@graemesmith6721

Жыл бұрын

Mike does an amazing Michael Feinstein impression.

Ah, look at the bones!

Thank you

Thank you for the upload, your dedication knows no bounds!

Wow. New upload. Thanks! Yeah, I don't always go to the Gizmoplex to watch my MST3K.

@DBRising

Жыл бұрын

But when I do I watch Gamera all day long. Friend to all children!

Japanese uses the same word for "star" and "planet," so the translation doesn't distinguish between them. Also, Tom is right, this is one goofy movie.

@cory6266

Жыл бұрын

That doesn't explain why the people doing the dub kept switching between the two.

@andrewcastellane7802

11 ай бұрын

I dont know Japanese but if what you say is true they were the only people on Earth who didnt differentiate between the two, could it be that stars and planets were heavenly bodies but planets were not stars?

@graemesmith6721

11 ай бұрын

@@andrewcastellane7802 Planets were stars that moved.

@edwardbrook2029

8 ай бұрын

@@cory6266True. But adds to the character. I mean it is Sandy Frank material! #theytriedtokillmewithaforklift!!

this is probably the single most awful dub i've ever heard in my life i love it!

@analogkid01

Жыл бұрын

Hello!

@123milw

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@winstonlarue

Жыл бұрын

It’s the “sandy frank” dub. Was disappointed when I ordered the dvd and they had re-dubbed it.. not as funny/bad. This had to be a first read thru and they just said “good nuff”.

@sclerismockrey8506

11 ай бұрын

no kidding, it's f'ing HORRENDOUS. I'd never heard this version until MST3K. It wasn't nearly this atrocious the first few times i saw it on TV (those viewings were of Attack of the Monsters with the Titra dub since it was well before the time of this nauseating dub in the mid '80s). wow is it bad.

@winstonlarue

11 ай бұрын

@@sclerismockrey8506 lol. My mother and I ran across this on tv one day on a local Memphis channel. I managed to record a lot of it on a video tape. It’s still one of most prized possessions!

This is the one episode I can think of, the only one, where the invention exchange features something that would actually be useful. I want one of those collapsible waste buckets! I would get miles of use out of that!

Sometimes I wonder if some of these movies have caused actors when they die to have a nameless headstone

Hello, thank you

the dismemberment jokes are so bad they're good

38:03 we all can control the laws of nature with electronic brains. It's no big deal.

So the future of mankind is forever altered by this alien tech?

Those poor women. Starving, barely surviving on a dying world, and those selfish brats (who stole their spaceship and broke into their home, btw) refused to share anything with them.

Ahhh mst3k the pioneers of the double bass pedal

Heh... 'Naughty?' ...I think this is beyond naughty...

Best part was Mike at the end!

8:34: LOL Joel's yell

Ahh yea this the good stuff

Why did the corn started popping? It had a CORNJOB.

I remember being around six, and renting this based purely on the cover, being a colossal Godzilla fan. By the time it got to the Gamera song, I realized that I made a huge mistake. Even that young, I remember having the thought "This is dollar store Godzilla".

This must be the worst english dub ever made. There's so many memorable lines.

@HylianFox3

11 ай бұрын

When BotW came out I could not stop thinking of this movie "It's a CALAMITY!"

“LA LA LA!”

Don’t ya hate it when people talk through the movie?

this was sooo Beakman

This movie served it torturous purpose well.

Anyone else find every scene with the little (50 year old) girl to be hilarious? She sounds like a character from Peanuts, and their riffs are superb.

so when Gamera took on Gyaos it took an entire movie to defeat him. Guiron takes on Gyaos taken down in mere minutes. yikes.

@disconnected22

7 ай бұрын

It’s all about having that knife head

@docthemetalfreak

7 ай бұрын

@@disconnected22 I wonder how often he has to sharpen it

Number 9? Number 9? Number… 9?

@aarondavis8943

8 ай бұрын

The Watusi. The Twist. Eldorado.

@janetrawlings1691

4 ай бұрын

Beatles

Original guiron was a goofy kitchen knife monster and limited by distriction of a man in suit Rebirth guiron was like a living tetsusaiga if only he had the wind scar and backlash wave

Surely this movie was made solely to fulfill some contractual obligation, or maybe the producers would lose the rights to the Gamera IP if they didn't make at least one movie every couple of years.

@disconnected22

7 ай бұрын

The company was perpetually fighting bankruptcy

Aw, Joy!

tonight on the yuasa network a very special episode of swamp thing

"What's the drinking age"?..😂

1:19:30 over an HOUR for him to realize this...

Richard Burton was 44 when this was filmed, that kid is NOT him.

@analogkid01

8 ай бұрын

I'm not convinced.

@ooEVILGOAToo

8 ай бұрын

i'm refering to the MST3Kversion, Rchard Burton is mentioned quite a bit@@analogkid01 this movie is 1969

These kids sound full grown lol

6/10

I’m like number 666!

This is very strange stuff lol

I'm sorry...I tried to watch. I got to the Gamara part, but the sing song crap brought on the voices in my head so I had to stop.

talk talk talk talk

Anal-ogkid thanks for the upload

I want some Taco Bell

1:19:31

The dubbers could have at least put a LITTLE effort into their performances, but I guess its awfulness is part of its charm.

Whenever I watch a modern horror movie and there's people being stalked by a killer or an alien or a monster, I sing the "Cornjob song", much to the dismay of my kids.... and wife ....and dog... and two cats. Of course I must get the last word in with "And Cornjob will be...blamed". Then I lean back in complete satisfaction. But hey, at least the little girl doesn't constantly bug everyone for a coke. For those not in "the know" the refrain, "You die Joe!" is a common line in post WW2 comics depicting that conflict. My giant comic book nerd friend scoured his collection after seeing this episode and showed me at least 5 instances of that almost exact line in the books he had on hand.