watching movies with mst3k makes you feel like you have friends

@tonyromano6220

4 жыл бұрын

４ｉｃｈｐｉｃｈ good ones!

@WalterJoergLangbein

2 жыл бұрын

Mst3k is great! Mst3k destroys every moooovie!

@steveharvey2102

2 жыл бұрын

You do have friends...US, your fellow Mysties! :) Cheers from Canada

@twig8523

2 жыл бұрын

Reading the comments section too ☺️

@gojifan54gaming15

2 жыл бұрын

Yus

Ladies and Gentleman, It’s official. MST3K is THE ULTIMATE cure for depression.

Almost 20 years ago, my mom, sister and I found ourselves in a hotel in San Diego, the day before my eldest brother's graduation from Marine Corps boot camp. Killing time, we were flipping through the channels and came upon some weird... nature documentary? We weren't sure at first. We then noticed three figures in the corner of the screen. The magic moment happened a few seconds later: "We'll make camp here." "Then dig our graves over there!" And that's how I discovered MST3K. This is the first time I've watched this particular episode since that fateful day. I credit this show with my oh-so-witty snark. I'll be forever grateful.

@andrewfrankovic6821

Жыл бұрын

@Jim N So down, down, down.

@DozingGreen-fz6rg

4 ай бұрын

Shows magic ain't it????

@tillitsdone

Ай бұрын

This show turned me into a smart ass, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

the earliest memory I have on this planet is sitting in front of an old tube TV, holding a plastic dinosaur and watching MST3K. I always loved the little doors that open. glad to see its still around. stay gold boys.

@nonprofitgirl

Жыл бұрын

Bob, I love that!

@thesaltmerchant4564

11 ай бұрын

If you didn’t know the voices of crow and Tom are still doing these with mike it’s called rifftrax

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253

10 ай бұрын

Keep circulatin' the tapes.

@glennjones6100

9 ай бұрын

I too have this memory

@joedunder4439

7 ай бұрын

I love the doors too! The whole introduction will always be very soothing.

Fun to watch if your feeling down, down down

@gorillaau

7 жыл бұрын

Dave McAnulty Crow may not agree after he fell off the meringue.

@kentonclarkson1449

7 жыл бұрын

Personally, I watch this one and by the end I feel as tho I am the very Nipple of the World. Kinda weird

@teresawhitehurst1266

6 жыл бұрын

So true

@tamaramagdalene1000

6 жыл бұрын

Dave McAnulty 😂😂😂😂😂

@only257

5 жыл бұрын

Kenton Clarkson this was a hiliarous episode😊

Professor: “Its fiction. It’s a fable...” Mike: “It’s a fabulous funny freak out.” Lmao haha

@GenY42

2 жыл бұрын

Gesture Professor intro is one of my favorite moments of the show. Clown Hat theory and Fried Egg theory always crack me up

"Religions of the past have postulated about this inner... Downness." Never ceases to make me laugh.

@aarondavis8943

8 ай бұрын

Down, down, into the...

@whiskeyvictor5703

8 ай бұрын

Ah, yes. Debbie Downness. I think I dated her in high school.

Very few people understand my appreciation for MST3K. So nice to be around others of my own flock!

I want the professor guy to introduce every movie ever.

@jarniwoop

4 жыл бұрын

Is he promoting the Hollow Earth theory? Not surprising since he's only a Professor of English.

@jonnie106

3 жыл бұрын

Down, down down...

@Bigbadwhitecracker

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarniwoop A remake could have Steve Quayle playing the professor.

@robertdiotalevi285

2 жыл бұрын

Bobo rules!

@thedativecase9733

2 жыл бұрын

or Mike doing his impersonation "Down, down, down..."

"In archaeology, all things are possible!" "...well, not really." I don't know why, but that line made me guffaw.

The intro with the professor is pure gold! "This inner.... down-ness." "...this turns out to be the correct theory."

@tomservo56954

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrBlinkee Actually, Dr. Frank Baxter was a respected, acclaimed disseminator of science, literature, and other intellectual subjects, whose strength was making them accessible to everyday people. He is best known for narrating the science films produced by Frank Capra for the Bell System (OUR MR. SUN, HEMO THE MAGNIFICENT)

@lookbovine

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Sgro You sure owned that libitard. That Trump guy should pan out for ya too... I mean, he’s not maligned on more than a few episodes of mst3k so maybe he’s not a joke!! Hehe.

@anonagain

5 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is that the hollow Earth theory with the hole at the North Pole is in resurgence - you can find lots of believers on KZread (almost as many as Flat Earthers).

@JamaicanCastle

4 жыл бұрын

@@lookbovine The sad thing is, he's been a joke for so long that I'm pretty sure he _is_ a joke in a couple of MST episodes.

@deniswilson8152

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrBlinkee lol

The “Hi, Hi, friendly kid” bit is forever in my brain.

@andrew-729

2 жыл бұрын

It got me.

@denisehiggs8938

4 ай бұрын

Me too😂😂

My late husband told me how this movie, The Mole Men, terrified him as a little kid. But then we watched it on MST3K and laughed ourselves silly. It was one of my happy memories of watching this show with him and how we had such fun watching it together. I've been watching all of these when I can, they are so silly and we all need some silly laughs now.

I like how servo says more names for the pastries than the amount of pastries

@angelsaltamontes7336

4 жыл бұрын

Pastries can be found between Parasites and Patagonia. I'm only stating a simple fact.

@kurtr1181

4 жыл бұрын

You noticeed that too, huh?

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

and they all look like potatoes

@Tadesan

3 жыл бұрын

and naan.

@nelsonx5326

3 жыл бұрын

And all the prostitutes have names like donuts.

No line cracks me up as much as “Ropes and Asses” haha, always gets me crying.

@winonafrog

6 ай бұрын

Im dying at 1:06:12 😂

@rayberger2694

5 ай бұрын

Thats not how to floss. or He's taking flossing to a whole new level. ha ha

@FantasyfootballRedd13

5 ай бұрын

@@rayberger2694 hahaha,, whole new level indeed 🤣👍

"It's baby Jessica, she's digging her own way out!" Oh my godd

"We'll make camp here, THEN DIG OUR GRAVES OVER THERE"!!!!

ASIA - "Well, that narrows it down." 😄 "Jack Nicholson's house!!" 😂

The beginning with the professor is hilarious, but what really tickles me is hearing the guys giggle like little kids as they listen to each other make comments. Priceless!

@WalterJoergLangbein

2 жыл бұрын

Those comments make me leave...

@mechachrist

2 жыл бұрын

@@WalterJoergLangbein awww that's adorable.

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

@@WalterJoergLangbein just as these movies deserved it, we _don't_ deserve your company...

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

@@WalterJoergLangbein This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure.

@MortusSweet

11 ай бұрын

@@WalterJoergLangbeinhow embarrassing for you

24:50 I have never fully forgiven the bots for ruining Mike's down down down skit.

@teresas8173

2 жыл бұрын

“Come to us with these things” …. Mike’s skit was hilarious but so were the bots ruining it.

@rachelnoble5540

2 жыл бұрын

I also enjoyed mike ‘s skit as well because not only was it hilarious it also shows your how hard he tries to be funny which to me he not only entertaining to watch he is funny in his own way but always gets shut down by Tom and Crow. Seeing him snapping at both of the robots for forcing him to watch their skits when to him they were not funny at all but were actually annoying to watch, He wants to explain why he does not like their skits but instead he keeps his mouth shut because in previous Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes the last times he explained to the bots why he did not like their skits they got very angry with him and still forced him to watch their skits whether he liked it or not, After that Mike quickly learned that in order not to deal with the wrath of the bots again in the near future was to keep quiet and watch the skit to avoid getting scolded and yelled at. Then when he tries to make his own skits they think that they are boring and unfunny. It’s really funny how Joel the first host of this show was a father figure to Tom and Crow since he built them himself and Mike is an Older Brother Figure to Tom Servo and Crow but At 25:00- 26:17 When Tom says “Hey Mike come over here honey?.”is what a mom would call her husband and children when she wanted to get them to stop whatever they are doing to have a talk about what’s going on with them as a family. Servo is the Mom , Crow is the Friend and Mike is Tom’s son. Tom Servo and Crow are not only younger brothers to Mike Tom is a combination of a little brother and a mom to Mike , Crow is the little brother/ overbearing friend to calm him down whenever he get angry or upset about something. This is the reason why I like Mike as the second host I like Joel too but Joel is more levelheaded and does not truly say how he feels about something he keeps it to himself. Mike on the other hand is very emotional, has a bit of a temper but is also very clumsy but he means well and even though he is not as calm as Joel is he is not afraid to speak his mind about something he disagrees with.

Movie: "We'll make camp here." Crow: "And we'll dig our graves over there."

“No my lord. Our gods are always angry and give orders” “Oh, she’s catholic” I about fell off my couch after that one 🤣

"Servo, you couldn't tune a kazoo!!!" is maybe my favorite line from Crow

@mechachrist

2 жыл бұрын

Plus it sounds like "tuna kazoo" which just sounds gross and dirty hahaa.

I laughed out loud at Crow's mile-high fall.

@TheRogueWolf

7 жыл бұрын

Some people did the math on the length of the fall and figured out that's almost exactly how long it would've taken Crow to fall one mile under normal gravity. Given what nerds the writers are, it wouldn't surprise me if they did that deliberately!

@chriscarlis8654

5 жыл бұрын

Well done, Sir!

@TheAnchorArmsChad

5 жыл бұрын

Took him about 18 seconds to fall

@HylianFox3

5 жыл бұрын

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUCH!!!_*

@rouka120

5 жыл бұрын

I thought I was gonna choke on my own lungs when that happened. I laughed so hard.

Nobody goes to Denny's, you just end up there.

@ian_b

4 жыл бұрын

The town I live in is like that.

@StanSwan

4 жыл бұрын

Not true, Amway sales people meet there.

@everettomailia8668

4 жыл бұрын

Perkins is like that

@tonyromano6220

4 жыл бұрын

oduffy1936 😂

@tatooinesharpshootersclub5217

4 жыл бұрын

Handsome Kevin deals dope out of Denny's Keeps a table in the back

6:02 That's roughly the amount of time a mile-high fall would take. The MST3k crew did their homework.

@danielwilson8604

4 жыл бұрын

This was a show with a LOT of clever details.

@backtrakk2121

4 жыл бұрын

whenever I'm having a downer day, watching crow fall from a mile high up always lifts my spirits =)

@MrJTBolt

4 жыл бұрын

this bit made the whole ep for me. It was always be in my top 3.

@ezekielbrockmann114

4 жыл бұрын

... as the crow flies?

@kylestubbs8867

4 жыл бұрын

Ezekiel Brockmann As the crow _dives._

"Get the Holy drippings and make the sacred gravy"

@ohdiggy8038

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@vonzigle

2 жыл бұрын

There is never enough gravy!

When I was little, my Dad used to say in a spooky voice " I am the Eye Of Ishtar!" I always wondered what that meant...turns out it was from this! 😑

@tonyromano6220

4 жыл бұрын

Natalie Ann sweet

@littleghostfilms3012

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he really was!

@greggrobinson5116

3 жыл бұрын

Ishtar was one of the oldest goddesses worshiped throughout the Middle east, going back to Mesopotamian times. She was a goddess of love, sex, and war.

@Firguy

3 жыл бұрын

Weird childhood...

@bettikennedy5110

2 жыл бұрын

Subtle brag that you have a Father.

"THIS MOVIES JUST ROPES AND ASSES!" LMFAO

@planescaped

5 жыл бұрын

It's also literally all pointless going by *that* ending. XD Also full of bizarre acting and performances... and even more bizarre logic...

@rainethea

5 жыл бұрын

Rock climbing, Mike, rock climbing...

@brettvv7475

5 жыл бұрын

@Michael Sgro Judging by your condescending comments, I'm guessing you're here to ruin that fun.

@daveyhouston

4 жыл бұрын

What a stupid ending why did she die!!?? What love hating sadist wrote that!? It sucked waste of time

@thomash4578

4 жыл бұрын

Ropes and asses? Sounds like a fun party!!

Thanks for removing the annotations, KZread, that was definitely a useful thing to do and a top priority over fixing any of the other broken crap on your platform, geniuses.

@herzogsbuick

4 жыл бұрын

that's a thing? why is it still in the settings menu during the video?

@cthulhuhoops

4 жыл бұрын

@@herzogsbuick Because this is a broken platform.

@SomeKindaSpy

4 жыл бұрын

@@herzogsbuick The "annotations" are now just for suggested videos put forth by the author. Also the stupid annotation in the bottom right corner that links to the channel for some stupid reason.

@StephenGillie

4 жыл бұрын

Broken things, like turning annotations back on.

@a.hollins8691

4 жыл бұрын

Annotations were the most annoying thing ever.

"Oh! Right in the coconut!" This line just made my day. Pure awesomeness. Rewatching MST3k was great idea.

@faithfulgrl

2 жыл бұрын

🚀 Always

@elafimilo8199

Жыл бұрын

I use it all the time 😂

Who else gets emotional when the end credits music plays?

@DailyMotionBetter

4 жыл бұрын

Salute the screen every time.

@ohhkayy0919

4 жыл бұрын

Every single time

@dboot8886

4 жыл бұрын

Kristen Plum Every. Single. DAMN. Time.

@michaelsylvia3837

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. I know what u mean

@tsukiyumetan5362

4 жыл бұрын

@Diane Berg yes! exactly!

"The Jerry Garcia guitar solo of liturgical dance." Love these guys so much!

I like how this ancient civilization, cut of from contact with the rest of the world for millennia speaks perfect English :)

@ElOchentero

5 жыл бұрын

Well they do say they're speaking Babylonian is just translation convention for the audience, the real question is how in thousands of years they language did not change

@indy_go_blue6048

5 жыл бұрын

Put it this way: If they spoke Babyonian you can be sure that NO ONE in the audience would understand it; hell most of them don't understand perfect English.

@angelsaltamontes7336

4 жыл бұрын

They're speaking perfect Babylonian. WE'RE speaking perfect Babylonian. "English" is a Babylonian word; it means "Babylonian".

@ohdiggy8038

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelsaltamontes7336 Dayum.

@targaghjj

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelsaltamontes7336 Holy cow, that's hilarious! 😂

"No matter where I serve my guests, they always love my kitchen best."

I love this one, its one of the best examples of a proper B movie.

@nathanpapp432

Жыл бұрын

I agree. For as bad as this movie is technically, it at least has a coherent and somewhat interesting plot.

I just wanted to see the 'Down, down, down, down.' scene again... Ended rewatching the whole episode...

Mike looks like a young Michael Keaton. Crow: "Asia, well that narrows it down." 😆

@teresas8173

2 жыл бұрын

Better looking than Keaton

"We need to get down, (there), We need to get Funky"!!! LOL

@docholliday1112

4 жыл бұрын

...can you throw up the parking ticket?

This movie is basically Road to El Dorado but bad... “Crow and Tom Servo! Tom Servo and Crow! Mighty and powerful GODS Mi-mi-mi-mi-mighty and powerful GODS!”

My Mom has wanted to show me this one for ages. This is her second favorite episode. Loved it!

@kylestubbs8867

4 жыл бұрын

KentuckyWallChicken The movie itself, or the MST episode mocking it?

@emmyarellano3704

3 жыл бұрын

What's the first?

@DamonCzanik

3 жыл бұрын

What's the first? Don't leave us hanging! We've been waiting over 4 years now!

@ronmarek9696

3 жыл бұрын

The first one, goddamnit! What is it???

@Notallowed57

2 жыл бұрын

Your mom has great taste 👍

I hope you upload "Revenge of the Creature" sometime; Agar's at peak smarm in that one.

I always feel so comforted by these shows. Don't ask why. It's just a show. I should really just relax.

@youtubecensors5419

8 ай бұрын

"What are you thinking about right now? And it better not be Derek!" 🌹💋💋

"I could go on forever about the silence" got me

Ah yes, the Mole people. Makers of fine authentic Mexican brown sauce!

@Irrelevant402

7 жыл бұрын

Took me a moment. Now I want some mole poblano.

@thestraydog

7 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh harder than I should have, good job!

@SomeOrangeCat

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas Patton I do what I can. At least you guys were able to get the reference.

@pjgillan9940

7 жыл бұрын

you'd get more credit if you hadn't ripped that riff off directly from the episode.

@gorillaau

7 жыл бұрын

One Stop Infotainment Impored from Turkey perhaps? :-)

Quarantine got me watching a lot of MST3K again. I knew they did all this in MN but i was surprised at the very end when i saw (i believe) former minnesota vikings RB, robert smith.... I used to love that guy when he played.

@Crash765

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. Quarantine binge. Saw that last bit and thought, "He looks like Robert Smith. Naaaaaah, couldn't be." Turns out, holy crap, it was! Listed in the credits. Cameo by a Minnesota local celebrity.

@cliffbooth1029

3 жыл бұрын

It’s Howard ya big jerk! 😂

@cestakey6745

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this former player interviewed b4 game and said outloud "That's Howard!"

I don't know if this has already been add: Near the opening of the episode, Mike pulls out Crow's eyes and says "Out, Out, vile jelly"--- That's a line from King Lear.

@justinpino8115

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you explain a reference not everyone may get like people do on ever mst3k video?

@alexanderchernyavskiy5011

3 жыл бұрын

Very cultured

@JamaicanCastle

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinpino8115 Originally this video had annotations explaining the various references and jokes. Then at some point that ceased to be the case. But it did make sense to point out one that the compiler missed.

@teresas8173

3 жыл бұрын

Highbrow humor

@theactualbajmahal833

2 жыл бұрын

@@teresas8173 I see what you did there.

I’m so glad this show still has so many fans and that it lives on. I used to watch the OG episodes (with Joel!) when I was a teenager, and it warped me in all the best ways.

@kdohertygizbur

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I enjoyed the Netflix seasons, but NOTHING comes close to the Originals even though this one was hysterical, even though Trace was the Greatest Crow

Globes within globes, it's globes all the way down. ;) Shout out to Terry Pratchett (RIP).

@danielwilson8604

4 жыл бұрын

He will be remembered

Hey fellow MSTies... I love you. No, seriously. You guys are some of the funniest, most delightfully weird and erudite people I've ever encountered, and it's because of you that we have another season. So to you I say: Thank you, and Hi-Keeba. WE DID IT!!!!

@hellofromcarcosa3008

3 жыл бұрын

I love you too!

@TheBatNick2024

3 жыл бұрын

Any mystie fan is a friend to me. Love you too!

@roganzar

2 жыл бұрын

I like this comment, very much!

@snatchadams69

2 жыл бұрын

I'm getting Mstie eyed

@Jungian

2 жыл бұрын

You are loved and always will be. Even if you feel "Down. Down."

_"Sumerians."_ *shows Egyptian hieroglyphics*

@LoneKharnivore

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, that tablet is mostly cuneiform.

@JohnGardnerAlhadis

4 жыл бұрын

@@LoneKharnivore Watch the rest of the movie.

@derekk.2263

4 жыл бұрын

In Asia too. The filmmakers really did their homework.

@williamgreene4834

4 жыл бұрын

gazuntite

@edwardburek1717

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamgreene4834 Bless you sir.

It's a fiction, it's a fable, it's a fabulous funny freak-out

Re-watching these with annotations on makes me realize just how dense the references are and how many I've missed.

@SalveRegina8

4 жыл бұрын

I wish they didn’t turn them off. :(

@pigmentpeddler5811

11 ай бұрын

I feel like I miss a lot being a viewer from outside NA a lot of the time

"He died as he lived...a total Load." "Contents of Load may have shifted from death."

"They stumbled into the Hormel meat packing plant." Ah, but did they see the tail. That horrible tail? (Deep cut for the Rifftrax fans lol)

“Probably shouldn’t have put the world’s oldest record on a cheap card table.”

@justlive5387

4 жыл бұрын

Lolllllllllolzz

I'll be honest, that mini-lecture in the beginning was pretty cool

@chazzwozzio

7 жыл бұрын

People used to belive these theories too! Hollow earth is one of americas oldes conspiracy thories.

@E3Racer1

7 жыл бұрын

Peanut, nostrils, happy clams.

@VideoGamersOasisPlayTheatre

7 жыл бұрын

Down, DOWN, DOWWWWNN...

@irwinisidro

7 жыл бұрын

The sad part is that a good number of people still believe in these kind of theories.

@A-small-amount-of-peas

5 жыл бұрын

riffler24 Shame they didn't start Marvel movies with a wacky lecturer. Might actually raise the intelligence level

At 40:49, when Agar, Beaumont and The Load are being tied up by the Mole People, you can see that one of the Mole People isn't wearing his mask. He probably needed to be unmasked to see what he was doing, but the camera operator didn't keep his face out of the shot.

@JamaicanCastle

2 жыл бұрын

@@TerrenceNowicki Well you see, he was in the john when the Rebels attacked...

"Ya buys yer ticket and ya takes yer chance." Words to live by fellas. Words to live by.

38:16 "careful, he's outacting you all". That has to be one of the best ones ever! Laughing my head off

9:15 there's something wholesome when all three are laughing at each other's jokes ❤

38:18- Mike: "careful, he's out-acting you all!" **when it shows a stone statue head** LOL!!

Sumerians utilising Egyptian hieroglyphics, instead of their own writing system- cuneiform. Despite that one major flaw, I still love this movie.

@Nylorac.Nruboc

5 жыл бұрын

+Vincent Davis ONE major flaw?? LoL.

@vincentdavis8941

5 жыл бұрын

I was being generous, in overlooking the flaws. hehe

@JohnGardnerAlhadis

4 жыл бұрын

This was literally the first thing I picked up on. Lol.

@Cheepchipsable

3 сағат бұрын

Ironic the mention the "Flood layer", then discover the Sumerian flood tale, where Noah's Ark story was lifted from.

Crow's fall from the mile high meringue pie is still one of the best bits they ever did.

The sacrificial dance scene around an hour and a quarter into the movie was hilarious! Just the dance alone had me laughing out loud! I had to replay several times to catch the riffs they were throwing down on top of it because I couldn't hear them over my laughs. :D

@redith137

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah Ishtar's going to fry someone's ass for booking her

The ending to this movie was on a sci-fi "top 10 worst movie endings" list

@Dreigonix

4 жыл бұрын

There is literally no reason they all had to get a bridge dropped on them. Or a pillar, as it were.

@williamgreene4834

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dreigonix Yes it went from happy to crappy in one confusing moment.

@gummieworms3909

4 жыл бұрын

Good it needs to be!!! No freaking need for that ending😠

@allisonhomiak2336

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently, Adad's death was studio-mandated. She's a Sumerian character (never mind that the actress playing her is white as a ghost), and pairing her with John Agar's character was too close to portraying an interracial relationship for some of the 1950s producers. That's the Hays Code for you.

@dsandoval9396

3 жыл бұрын

@@allisonhomiak2336 Noooooooo... Are you shitting me!? It makes sense now that you said it but that is some reasoning. Let's make the plot include how a white man saves a race of beings different from him even though the ones beating them have more in common with the MC because he's an example of fairness and equality not to mention destroy the elitist world, but under no circumstances can you show a white man walk away with another white woman, sure she's Sumerian but you could call her an albino Sumerian, because that's just _too much._ I mean I sorta get the thinking but it's kind of ass backwards, then again it's not that different from some of the decisions studios and the MPAA/BBFC make today.

"Uh, this is unpleasant." "Just pretend it's Adam Sandler." "Uh! Suddenly it's great!"

Working my way through MST3K for quarantine...hey, I gotta have goals!

@knownfact4905

Жыл бұрын

Mannix got me through the lockdown year but now I'm doing every MST3K

Asia. "Well that narrows it down."

@2degucitas

7 жыл бұрын

Yuri is that your pic in your profile? you're cute.

@chimpinaneckbrace

7 жыл бұрын

You should see me in my skin tight t-shirt when I hang around bars. Well, when I'm not getting in fist fights at archaeological sites. Also, if you don't like this particular hairstyle, just wait a little while.

@lookawaygrstay9357

5 жыл бұрын

Narrows it down and down.......

@megatron6713

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean "well that narrows it down, down, down?".......😁

@adrianlee3497

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a Steely Dan's best album joke ;D

"Please no stop wait you're indispensable..."

OH MY GOD!!! This makes up for all the times this got pulled when people uploaded it!

"Walk this way and look like you've got batteries"...lolllll

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“You guys know Data?”

What's inside the Earth? I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say "rock" and "molten iron".

@JohnGardnerAlhadis

4 жыл бұрын

Also phosphorous crystals, giant lizards and the ruins of Atlantis. At least according to _"Journey to the Centre of the Earth."_

@ezekielbrockmann114

4 жыл бұрын

If you go, you'll only be pressured to leave.

@troywright359

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezekielbrockmann114 lol, you're only scratching the surface there

@pretorious700

2 жыл бұрын

Prove it.

"This movie is all ropes and asses". LMFAO.

77 dislikes from people going "why are these guys interrupting such a great movie?.."

@kennyneally3662

4 жыл бұрын

because they don't know a classic movie when they see 1

@RatelHBadger

4 жыл бұрын

They probably didn't enjoy lawgiver daze either

@whoisdickieschnabel

4 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha

@robotnoir5299

4 жыл бұрын

It's (Remember IT? What a great movie) not (Isn't not spelled with a K? That's knot a knot!) at (Wait, they had email addresses in the 1950s? Why are they using @?) all (Hey, all rhymes with ball. Balls? Get it?) annoying (Wow, a three syllable word. This guy is a cunning linguist.) to (Did anyone else read JacobTwoTwo and the Hooded Fang?) have (Is that correct grammer? Where's Grammarly when you need it?) constant (How can a 90 minute video be constant? This makes no sense.) interruptions (I cant remember how this sentence started. What was my point again?)

@lampreyjaws1736

4 жыл бұрын

@@robotnoir5299 why are you trying to watch this movie WITHOUT commentary?

According to TV Tropes, the reason they killed the girl at the end is because, if she'd lived, then John Agar's character would have been in a "mixed race" relationship. Doesn't matter how white she looks, she's still a different race, which meant the movie couldn't let her get together with a white man.

"Maybe we climbed right past the summit!" might be my favorite MST3K line

@tomkelly1442

6 ай бұрын

It’s either that or “never look at me!”

Opening lecture by young Hans Moleman

@quester09

8 жыл бұрын

The Annunaki seem displeased...

Former Minnesota Vikings running back Robert Smith is a MYSTie!! Awesome cameo!

“Our gods are always angry and give orders.” Crow: Oh, she’s Catholic!

"This movie is nothing but ropes and asses!" -- Mike

Pearl's muscly Lawgiver Dazes gift at the end is Robert Smith. No, not the mercurial goth singer of 80's emo sensation The Cure. But Robert Smith - Ohio State Buckeye, former NFL running back and current Fox Sports analyst who at the time of this show's taping was playing for the Minnesota Vikings.

@fuhrersavior9575

3 жыл бұрын

doesn't buckeye mean arse hole?

@vaporman442

3 жыл бұрын

And the art direction of Mole People was by Robert Smith

@Tustin2121

3 жыл бұрын

“...is Robert Smith. No, not the...” oh god, that list goes on forever. The Wikipedia page for “Robert Smith (disambiguation)” has like 200 names on it, and 30 of those alone are American Football players.

@robertcloonan6346

3 жыл бұрын

Coulda swore it was John Cena!

Gott a love all the Egyptian symbology in the "babylonian" city....

"gentlemen.." "start your hats..." funniest m-effin thing I have heard in over 72 hours

I LOVE how they always reference my local towns and attractions, and RUSH.

Crow often mentions a band from 60-70's just in a passing comment. Tonight is was Uriah Heap and on one he mentioned Wishbone Ash which I haven't heard mentioned in years. Love these shows.

@XXX_xxxxxxxx

Жыл бұрын

What's the one where he says, "and this is Alan Parsons in his studio "

First MST I ever watched, on the Sci Channel many years ago.

One of the greatest MST3k episodes ever. A huge nostalgia trip too. I remember seeing this when it originally aired as a child.

@MkeKen67

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it have aired as a TV show? Ba dump bump!

Don't believe this! I've actually just started to learn cuneiform; well last week. Stopped for the day and decided to watch some MST 3K. and now this films started talking about it!! Also, as an archaeologist, I'm amazed how easy it was to retrieve that stone tablet out of the stratigraphic layer. Just slid right out and dusted it off easliy. Somehow we must have lost these techniques because now we do it the really hard way!!

@DunmoresMovieMania

2 жыл бұрын

Can you translate that tablet better than that idiot?

@TheEyez187

2 жыл бұрын

I possibly could, had it been Sumerian cuneiform; I at least could recognize it as not being Sumerian, to say nothing of it being at least 3x's bigger than a usual clay tablet! The bigger they are, the or likely they are to break; as well as being heavy!

Fun(See: Sad) Fact!: The love interest dies so stupidly and suddenly in the end because 2 weeks after filming was finished they were told they had to change the ending because it suggested interracial couples were okay. They originally lived happily ever after together. Thanks Hollywood!

@williamgreene4834

4 жыл бұрын

If that's interracial then I hate Hollywood worse than I already did. Wasn't she originally from the surface of Earth? That is just stupid no matter which way you slice it. Somebody's descendants need a beating.

@MegaMawileTheNommer

4 жыл бұрын

@@williamgreene4834 She is human yes, but she is a different human... anti-race mixing is stupid, what can I say?

@williamgreene4834

4 жыл бұрын

@@MegaMawileTheNommer Isn't everyone a different human. :)

@fuhrersavior9575

3 жыл бұрын

weren't they of the same race anyway?

@MegaMawileTheNommer

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuhrersavior9575 Race in this case does not refer to species, but culture/skin color. She is psuedo Albino of her race, and back then holloywood took race mixing EXTREMELY poorly.

Stay tuned for the sequel "The Revenge of the Pocket Gopher People"

Crow falling from the top of his cake is a favorite. I haven't worked out the math, but it's long enough to make me laugh. Also, Mike's "Oh my hips" as he asks for "just a skoch" of a mile-high cake is brilliantly subtle.

Catching a popped string in the eye is just part of the fun of guitaring.

As a non american, Thank you for so much for these annotations. I learn something about American Culture everytime I watch this.

@issacmedina6589

6 жыл бұрын

America has no culture

@TheWoodeezz

6 жыл бұрын

hahasimp If America DOES have any culture, IT'S THIS!!!!!!

@Azmina_the_warlock

6 жыл бұрын

We have culture, though it's pretty superficial. :)

@gilwood7530

6 жыл бұрын

This is the BEST of what we have to offer. Enjoy !

@xaviersaavedra7442

6 жыл бұрын

Issac Medina yes we do. Its just we have so much nobody notices Jazz cultural Rock cultural Motorist cultural Internet cultural etc...

If I had to rate this episode, I think it would definitely make the top 5. I know a lot of people will disagree, but Manos is their crowning achievement. It's number 1.

OHHH LIGHT THAT IS SLIGHTLY BRIGHTER THAN WHAT WE ARE USED TO! NOOO! hahaha

LOAD: "I'm not dead! I'm OK!" lol 55:00

Down, down, down.... Get out of my chair lieutenant Crown Roast!😂

I feel like "If you're going down into a giant underground cavern make sure that other people know what you're doing and where you are" is one of the things they teach in introductory archaeology courses.

“According to the inscription they got wet too” Crow “We’re really wet” lol