This show is always such a comfort, especially in fall and winter. I like to cozy up with a blanket, my cat, some corn, green pepper, chicken, [sigh] onions...

@Pedantic1953

Жыл бұрын

Green peppers, chicken, onions and robotic bubble gum machine! Ahhhh the memories!

@Filthy_Larry

Жыл бұрын

Taking a dump the morning after watching this show which came with chicken wings and beer is always the best way to start the week.

@Pedantic1953

Жыл бұрын

@@Filthy_Larry good point!

@justincicconi759

Жыл бұрын

Do you put rattlesnake and Velveeta in yours?

@Pedantic1953

Жыл бұрын

@@justincicconi759 who doesn’t!

As an Albuquerque native, I can confirm that all of our food contains chicken, corn, green peppers, chile, _sigh_ onions...

@professorstratios8228

6 ай бұрын

Hair…

@DerekPower

4 ай бұрын

And as a once Albuquerque native, we all didn’t want to go to the Sandias and delete ourselves 😁

Ever since I saw this episode, years ago, I have slowly listed stew ingredients anytime someone asks me what's for lunch or dinner.

@chemicalwonderland2492

2 жыл бұрын

hahaah! im gunna do that now too, lol. and just when they think im finally done ill pause, and then keep going when they start talking again. XD

@MkeKen67

2 жыл бұрын

@@chemicalwonderland2492 - Don't forget to sigh.

@boomboom6577

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@carsonheschle642

Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad to know my brother and I aren’t the only ones 🤣🤣

@mrcritical6751

Жыл бұрын

If somebody says “hair” during the list you know you met a good person

This movie has everything! Action, romance, science fiction, chicken, corn, green peppers, chili (sigh) onions....

@potheadmike8510

7 жыл бұрын

kev3d - brilliant lead in . cracking up all over again XD

@followingtheroe1952

7 жыл бұрын

hair?

@MsGrapeNehi

7 жыл бұрын

Rattlesnake, Velveeta...

@daffers2345

7 жыл бұрын

It's an old recipe around here.

@Lucildor

7 жыл бұрын

LOL :)

Goodness, the two leads have as much chemistry as water mixed with more water.

@cometkite

3 жыл бұрын

In a way, they're perfect for each other.

@justincicconi759

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, the college kids had better chemistry.

@teresas8173

11 ай бұрын

@@justincicconi759 even with their brief screen time, they expressed some actual personality … better acting than the romantic leads!

@carlrevans

7 ай бұрын

Water isn't bland enough.

the opening prank just fascinates me. That whole scene is SOOOOOO bizarre

@timothylong3722

9 ай бұрын

Beware the consequences of rushing the Halloween season.

This is among my favorite episodes. As well as Pumaman.....Space Mutiny.....Future War.....Warrior of the Lost World.....Laserblast.....The Final Sacrifice.....(sigh) Manos.....

@tessiedoyle

5 жыл бұрын

Derek Parent nice Johnny longbow stew call-back

@A-small-amount-of-peas

5 жыл бұрын

Msties are my favourite people. Comments like this just confirm this

@0531jos

4 жыл бұрын

The Incredibly Strange, Creatures, Who Stopped Living, (sigh) And Became, ... Mixed-Up Zombies?

@ElMattoGrande

4 жыл бұрын

@@0531jos That movie is so awful even the riffing can't save it. It's funny, though, I actually like some of the awful movies they make fun of.

@LoneKharnivore

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElMattoGrande Yeah, I'm the same. I actually don't like many of the episodes most Misties rank as the best because the movies aren't enjoyable - Pumaman and Space Mutiny, for example, are just so crap as films I can't get through them, even with Mike and the bots.

"stop touching each other!" I like how Crow genuinely sounds upset by all the unnecessary groping.

@tjmmcd1

Жыл бұрын

@1:10:50: "It DID happen..." Comment: "You just didn't feel it" (lmao)

@LeCrosse

Жыл бұрын

Much like when Servo says "Oh boy, hunker down..."

@brianmatt4822

6 ай бұрын

Unnecessary, but could it be - Crow will never know the touch of a woman...man... whatever he wants- cuz he's a 'Bot ? Except for getting greased up by Mike the time they sent him to deep 13 to "escape" ? Gotta wonder what's in that mad lacrosse- Bot ! - bot's head ...- bb

@DerekPower

4 ай бұрын

He was upset with the underwear showing cut short in The Girl in Gold Boots

@HylianFox3

26 күн бұрын

@@DerekPower Remember Servo's massive meltdown over Sheila in her underwear? Yikes.

That Behind The Music: The Band That Played California Lady segment is one of the greatest things they've ever done.

@carsonheschle642

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I went to visit a friend in California for a week a couple years ago, and I referenced that so much that I ended up having to show her the sketch.

@MeekSoulFood

2 жыл бұрын

The stage names had me in tears. He just casually calls them the Fish lipped guy and the Eskimo 😂

@carsonheschle642

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo “the friendly-looking backup singer”

@ldawg7117

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more. I even recall thinking it was pretty damn funny as a child when I first saw it on tv back in the '90s.. so much so, that while I couldn't remember which episode it came from, or even "California lady" until I saw this on here a few years back, it still remained one of the most prominent mst3k memories in my head, the last 20+ years. Seeing it again a few years back/yet again, today... holy shit, it legit had me dying. Whenever they go off on some weird behind the scenes / prologue type shit, it is always hilarious

@redpillyoass5894

2 жыл бұрын

I literally almost peed my pants

Sighing and muttering ‘onions…’ became a running MST3K gag

Smoothest come-on line ever "I have ALL KINDS of antiseptic back in my medicine cabinet!" Use that one, and you're as good as home free!

@MiqelDotCom

4 жыл бұрын

Newly relevant in 2020!!

@danielgarrett979

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously he needs all the antiseptic for his herpes outbreaks.

@ericminch

3 жыл бұрын

Mentioning your collection of skin ointments is also helpful.

@stephaniemorrissey5114

2 жыл бұрын

As a lady, I can definitively say that line is a panty-dropper.

@steveharvey2102

2 жыл бұрын

But "how many times a lady" are you? ;)

the amount of humor that it takes to overcome this movie is truly impressive - the director didn't even do a retake when someone coughed LOUDLY

You know you have an amazing movie when the first 15 minutes are credits, explaining a unfunny prank, and listing ingredients in a recipe....all gold

"Mike, Crow, Snack..."

The group is Frank Larrabee and his band. According to Wikipedia he was coerced into playing it in the movie. The scene was shot at the Albuquerque Ramada Inn.

@harrygarrett7622

4 ай бұрын

Must have been before he slipped deeper into womanizing, alcoholism, tax evasion...

"I'll explain the joke more at lunch."

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“All this, and he lives with his mother?...wow”

"All this AND he lives with his mother" I lost

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

Another classic riff.

I sometimes fall asleep to this episode and forget the “screaming Crow” segment is tacked on at the end till it’s too late

@youtubecensors5419

Жыл бұрын

I do the same with "The Leech Woman" and forget Tom's insane "Jeeeeeed!!!" meltdown that wakes me up every time, haha.

@Fluffkitscripts

Жыл бұрын

track of the moon beast unaltered is considered a sedative too potent for general consumer distribution. They had to put something in it to counter that effect or they wouldn’t be allowed to make the episode.

@GenY42

8 ай бұрын

Screaming TV's Frank at the end of Fire Maidens of Outer Space and Teenage Crimewave haunts my nightmares

"Moon rock? Oh, wow!" always gets me.

@jimkocherful

2 жыл бұрын

I never get tired of hearing Mike's laugh response to that line!

@gardnerhill9073

Жыл бұрын

What is "Describe the 70s in four words," Alex?

@mjjoe76

Жыл бұрын

The first time I saw this episode, I immediately knew it was going to be the clip for the stinger. A distant second choice would be the stew ingredient list.

@eonswan

Жыл бұрын

🎶Your own personal moon rock 🎶

@notinspectorgadget

Жыл бұрын

@@eonswan _o h w o w_

The actor for Johnny Longbow has to do so much heavy lifting, he's the only one that talks like a human

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

I believe he now has his own cookery show on TV - specialising in stews

@mrcritical6751

Жыл бұрын

@@thedativecase9733 stews that contain many things, chicken, corn, onions, chilli, green peppers…hair

It is so ridiculous how the blond instantly acts like she's Paul's girlfriend, its actually pretty damn creepy

*thunder crash* Crow: 'STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW'

To this day I'm still working on not rushing the Halloween season.

I love the "California Lady" song, the best in MST3K.

@brianmatt4822

6 ай бұрын

Not "Loving Love is Love..... cuz it's Love-" etc DrMad Scientess , Pearl Forrester& Bloodless Bald?

@carlycaye90

5 ай бұрын

I forced my skull right thru my face~

I still crack up every time I hear "We'll let you in on your illness THIS TIME."

There's so much resignation in his voice after he mentions the onions.

I love the way the dialog is delivered through out this whole thing. It's like they're reading off of cue cards in the distance and have to keep pausing because they can't quite read what it says.

@orleansartist6095

3 жыл бұрын

Best observation!

@kentcox5788

3 жыл бұрын

I. Am. The KENT !!!!

I have seen this episode probably 50+ times, but it just occurred to me that TWO moon rocks hitting TWO different people in the head 400 years apart but on the same tribe’s land is probably THE most unlikely thing to have ever happened

@enjoyer6201

Жыл бұрын

That is unlikely, improbable, implausible… sigh… onions

@FantasyfootballRedd13

Жыл бұрын

Improbable, in archeology nothing is impossible 😂😂😂 The Mole People episode

@ethzero

Жыл бұрын

Almost as improbable as a talking lizard and coyote having an existential argument about man's hands. #thehandsoffate

@FantasyfootballRedd13

Жыл бұрын

@@ethzero 🤣🤣🤣

@kevindouglas5333

Жыл бұрын

Yea. Next to the guy turning into a monster!!!

The California Lady Behind the Music riff had me in tears.

I'd just like to point out that the pet lizard in this movie has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING EVER AT ALL. It gets its own introductory scene, with commentary and foreshadowing from the main characters, then disappears from the film shortly after, never to become relevant again. Top notch writing here folks.

@RoyAnderson

Жыл бұрын

Pet lizard is the real victim here.

@bigocean415

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s supposed to be a red herring? Like we’re supposed to think there’s a chance it actually broke out if it’s cage and killed that guy? Maybe that’s giving the writers too much credit

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

Hey the lizard was BUSY! He's got his own life!

@justincicconi759

Жыл бұрын

The lizard just wanted his SAG card.

@knownfact4905

Жыл бұрын

It's Dramatic Foreshadowing!

I think Mike’s the only person who can make “hey hi tissue!” funny.

Cathy speaks every line like it was typed on the back of a cereal box, and the dialogue between her and Paul is like the director took one movie whose male lead was named Paul, and a different movie whose female lead was named Cathy, and shuffled those characters’ lines together.

@knownfact4905

Жыл бұрын

Dorothy Parker herself would envy your cereal box line

@teresas8173

11 ай бұрын

They was no chemistry … I don’t like to be so critical, but their acting was really bad. As Tom stated Seth Thomas was the best actor in the film. She wore some cute outfits though. And it seemed like Paul was dubbed?

Gotta say, no matter how long ago it was, it still hurts to think about the wasted potential of The Band The Played California Lady.

"Don't touch it! I'll do that" The words every guy wants to hear.

"We can't afford to take any chances." - Johnny "We can't afford a boom mic." - Mike

"Your place?" "My place." "Fine, your place, then." --lightning flashes-- "NOT HIS PLACE, FORNICATORS!"

@Azmina_the_warlock

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I got to your comment when that scene happened 🤣🤣

@Altom85

3 жыл бұрын

I call it anti-septic manor

@charlesbird781

3 жыл бұрын

Not one but two great “Voice of God” gags in this one! 14:23 - “Stop talking, Johnny Longbone!”

@matthewrhoads2194

2 жыл бұрын

That part made me laugh out loud.😂

@jdimodica6443

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Its sad that Bill Finger co-created Batman and then this is the last thing he wrote. What a way to go out.

@precoius

3 жыл бұрын

No way.

@radioblueheart

3 жыл бұрын

@@precoius Yes, as hard to believe as it is. He died in obscurity. He did not get any recognition until years after his death.

@jimneedham4640

3 жыл бұрын

it was the stew did him in

"I need a wheat penny and a Glock." Bill is the best.

@teresas8173

11 ай бұрын

VERY funny riff

21:14 The look in the lizard's eye says "Please tell me she isn't moving in with us"

@dustincantrell6712

5 жыл бұрын

Haha. . .good one.

I'm more inclined to believe in Longbow's killer lizard doctrinaire research than the idea that any university would send Cathy to cover any event.

"We don't usually discuss them with patients" We'll let you in on your illness *this* time...

@angelsaltamontes7336

4 жыл бұрын

PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE.

@Azmina_the_warlock

4 жыл бұрын

Your brain's the size of a chick pea

We all know the way archaeological digs work is one guy on a motorcycle drives out to a random pile of rocks and digs about 6 inches into the dirt.

@NathanTarantlawriter

5 жыл бұрын

Very sciencie.

@dsprocks

5 жыл бұрын

Hey man somebody has to find those fluorite deposits, how else would they ever POISON OUR MINDS WITH FLUORIDE IN THE WATER if they didn't have mineralogists finding them those sweet precious deposits? @Sean Roy

@takeadayofff

5 жыл бұрын

Correct. This film proves it.

@JamaicanCastle

4 жыл бұрын

@@takeadayofff Don't forget Warwilf, another stunning expose on the conditions of modern archaeology.

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

Not always. The large ones involve excavating a large tiramisu, then getting into a fist fight.

STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW!!! My favorite line in the whole movie.

the fact that this chick got PAID to give this performance drives me insane, lol.

@fourcrippledhorses

9 жыл бұрын

And that anybody thought those outfits she wore looked good...

@tydydgrll

5 жыл бұрын

She got paid in moon rocks and passes to the California Lady band's show though so...

@scottharmon709

3 жыл бұрын

Heh. She's my father's ex wife. Even she knows the movie was bad

"It stars nobody and features nothing." Sums it up.

"It stars nobody and features nothing. I hope you gag on it."

@julianperry4242

3 жыл бұрын

At what time does he say that? Can you time stamp it?

@daffers2345

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianperry4242 Pearl says it at 3:30

@mikespearman1414

2 жыл бұрын

One of Pearl's best throwaway oneliners.

That scene at the beginning where they try to explain away the "practical joke" was seriously one of the most painful scenes I've ever seen in film. Well, I guess I wouldn't consider this "film", but still... It was painful.

@ElvenRaptor

9 жыл бұрын

I especially love the fact that they make a big deal out of his "reaction" (read: non-reaction).

@InterEDGE

9 жыл бұрын

I like how Paul just stares blankly and unamused at them while they explain it, seemingly implying "yep, your joke was bad, and you should feel bad", which is almost funny because that is what I would probably do in real life. It stops short of being funny when I realize it is because the actor just can't act. lol

@GrixieKong

8 жыл бұрын

It's not as awkward as when the girl comes home with him (beautiful Antiseptic Manor - good thing his MOTHER is out of town) and they just shuffle around silently and don't make eye contact.

@takeadayofff

5 жыл бұрын

It only matters that you enjoyed it.

@margotvirzana9943

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing says “im attracted to you.” Like endlessly explaining away a practical joke

The documentary about the band that played California Lady lmfao

@cahummel2

7 жыл бұрын

Absolutely spot on to "Behind the Music" on VH1 being produced around that time.

@indy_go_blue6048

7 жыл бұрын

I was watching some docu where the announcer sounded just like Mike in his "documentary" and tried to explain that to my wife. So tonight I'm rewatching this and I'm going to play Mike's bit but I can't remember what the original docu is. Too much dope as a youngster, lol. UPDATE: I found it! If anyone cares to hear. kzread.info/dash/bejne/aXqBrbJ7d7SWfMo.html

@tessiedoyle

5 жыл бұрын

MostLikelyMortal I have California lady stuck in my head but w Tom servo’s lyrics 🤣

@nonplayerzealot4

5 жыл бұрын

They were the first iteration of Smashing Pumpkins.

@indy_go_blue6048

4 жыл бұрын

@Ray Riley Underrated criminal band maybe.

It's like you can feel his shame (and see a slight glimpse of distant sadness on his face) in having to say 'That's why so many tribes in this area, have... legends about lizards'... really terrifying and tragic more than funny

"Mike, Crow, snack" Perfect!

["It was really hot last night"] "So I killed a tent full of old guys" Classic Episode. So many great riffs. Too many to mention, really.

@HollerLogs

6 жыл бұрын

Monsoon Harvard pl

@angelsaltamontes7336

4 жыл бұрын

Monsoon Harvard ("Many great riffs. Too many to mention.")---So don't mention 'em. Zip. Dummy up. Make like a clam, bear with it, the bear eats the clam. Capisce?

@troywright359

4 жыл бұрын

Do you see now why I patrionize you?

@indy_go_blue6048

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelsaltamontes7336 I believe in my 2cd amendment rights to arm and keep bears, got it?

I saw The Band That Played California Lady in L.A. in ‘86 co-headlining with Nat King Cole and Slayer. The friendly lookin’ backup singer, apparently in the throes of mescaline withdrawal, attacked Slayer’s drummer with a tambourine.

@pockypurse

Жыл бұрын

At least he didn't have a gi-tar in his haᵃaᵃnd

@Vaseholly

Жыл бұрын

He was strung out on corn, chicken, onions, beans....

Johnny Longbow begins telling a story; "Well ... one day ..." (Tom Servo immediately tips over and begins snoring) XD XD

@jeremyleveille1532

4 жыл бұрын

That part had me cracking up too!

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

"OK Buckle up"

Paul, you is moonbeast!

@gigangreg7837

5 жыл бұрын

fourcrippledhorses Obsolutely Fohsenating

@A-small-amount-of-peas

5 жыл бұрын

Moon beets surely?

@fourcrippledhorses

3 жыл бұрын

@@A-small-amount-of-peas Touché

@A-small-amount-of-peas

3 жыл бұрын

@@fourcrippledhorses 😂

That "Behind the Music" skit featuring the band that played California Lady gets me rollin' every time!😄

The amount of wooden acting in this film almost makes it a fire hazard

@AJF786

8 жыл бұрын

But then again you have Kathy's *_"NOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOO!!!"_*

@takeadayofff

5 жыл бұрын

They got fuel, heat, and oxygen. All you need is a flame thrower.

@nickstav08

5 жыл бұрын

@@takeadayofff or a very small meteor

@SuperTonyony

5 жыл бұрын

That's why I don't like Groot---his acting is so wooden.

@oliversmith9200

4 жыл бұрын

We could make a hundred koo koo clocks out of the scrap.

19:04 ...”should I leave the bike running so I can take you right home afterwards?” ...watched this episode AT LEAST 10 times and never caught this one until now.... this is why mst3k just never gets old to me...always catch something new...love it!!!

@AdamWestish

2 жыл бұрын

"I mean, I will be able to consider myself to have gotten lucky, _right?"_

@stephaniemorrissey5114

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Same here! I love how this show makes me crack up even after watching episodes multiple times.

"I forced my skull right through my face and refused to wash my stringy haaaaaairrrrr!" Hilarious!

@tessiedoyle

5 жыл бұрын

ANGMEM1 I hear that line in my head at random times throughout my day 😝

@angelsaltamontes7336

4 жыл бұрын

I tucked my hair up under my hate & i went in to ask THEM "Why"? -----Never saw my hair again, afterward.

@carlycaye90

5 ай бұрын

forced my skull right thru my face~~~~❤

It takes a lot of different and wonderful elements to make a great MST3K episode. Such as corn, green peppers, chicken, *sigh* onions.

As an Albuquerque archaeologist and MST3K freak, this is my favorite episode. Was expecting a Rubin Kincaid reference when the cop appeared.

@guidadiehl9176

Жыл бұрын

Ever been hit on the head with any moon rocks, Tod?

I love that Johnny Longbow knows to go back to the museum with a lead lined glove to test a theory. He walks closer to the meteorite and says "It should happen just.... about..... here..... zap!" But when asked what that was he says "I don't know." Great writing!

@justincicconi3807

Жыл бұрын

"Let me make up a quick legend about it."

"only if you stop explaining it"

I remember camping out overnight to be the first in line to get tickets to see The Band That Played California Lady only to discover, when the ticket office opened, that it was the band that played California Girls instead. What a bummer.

@indy_go_blue6048

4 жыл бұрын

Did you get a refund? I'd be totally pissed if I ended up seeing the Beach Boys instead of the Band that Played California Lady.

If Paul calls me in the middle of the night...., I'll roll over and say "what?"

Now it's 2020 and describing your place as Antiseptic Manor is a legit dating advantage!

@rjd_frostcor3

2 жыл бұрын

I would, but the place was already nicknamed 'Anti-social Manor' back in middle school.

@jamesross669

2 жыл бұрын

No maggot farm?

@DiggitySlice

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't date someone that think that's a positive

Johnny Longbow: "Thats his Indian name, it means Bow that Reaches Long to Its Mark" But you just said what it means. Long Bow

She reacts more viscerally to him casually saying “moon rock” than she does by being bowled over by said flaming rock falling from the sky and hitting them. Also a rock that big would have left a crater and/or killed the guy instead of simply giving him a minor scratch on his head...

@amandabourke796

2 жыл бұрын

And when he tells her the lizards name, she says "Ty!" With such disgust it's like she's going to barf!

I learned "California Lady" for my solo acoustic show... no one has gotten the joke yet!!!!

@MkeKen67

5 жыл бұрын

@Mikey Meatball - "You Castleton snob!"

@biglangly

5 жыл бұрын

I find the best jokes in life are the ones that only I laugh at

@chinatype2bassrocker809

4 жыл бұрын

I gave up learning the bass line, too complicated.

@locke103

4 жыл бұрын

it would have gone over my head, to be honest. this is my first time seeing this episode.

@daughterofolaf

4 жыл бұрын

Are you married? 😻

20:17 "I think you spend a lot of your life being lonely." No, I got my KZread comments.

@TheBonkleFox

5 жыл бұрын

Down here there's plenty of chicken, corn, green peppers, chili...hhhhhonions....

@tonyromano6220

4 жыл бұрын

NPCO Wokeness Protocol Droid 😂

Everytime I watch a MST3K episode, I always think to myself: "Somebody somewhere paid to see this."

@Vaseholly

Жыл бұрын

I wonder how so many bad movies got paid to be made

@smhdpt12

Жыл бұрын

The Wikipedia says it went straight to TV

@teresas8173

11 ай бұрын

Many were box office bombs or went straight to tv. Apparently there are a lot of people willing to put money up front to have a movie made, no matter how bad. If they can do it for a cheap as possible, they hope to make a few $$. People will watch anything.

"I call it Antiseptic Manor."

@vonzigle

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he has dozens, no HUNDREDS of antiseptics!😃

@MiqelDotCom

5 жыл бұрын

That one makes me laugh Every.Friggin.Time.

@troywright359

5 жыл бұрын

@@vonzigle He says ANAseptics, that's the joke little man

@angelsaltamontes7336

4 жыл бұрын

My buddy Dr. Feelgood has a condo in Bedside Manor. His studio has a revolving door.

"Here is one of the tiny men who operate the dials on your stove"..... lol

17:06 It's that tissue I just threw. Hi, tissue!

I love how they keep harping on the concept that these people have only known each other less than a week...and they love each other. Oh boy "The End..might I suggest" So many good zingers in this episode.

Best line. "Let's celebrate by littering!"

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

12:17 - 12:21 Wrong

@88wildcat

3 жыл бұрын

"Seth Thomas, the best actor in this film."

Where the hell do these people live that there’s a full moon six times a month?

@crazyfvck

3 жыл бұрын

@Lookaway GRstay Must be the same place where Paul from "Werewolf" lives :P

@davidschwartz6380

3 жыл бұрын

howblong does a full moon cycle last...a few days?

@TerrenceNowicki

3 жыл бұрын

​@@crazyfvck They could start a "guys named Paul who began to routinely lycanthropize because of a cut they received on their head" club.

@MkeKen67

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazyfvck - Don't you mean "Wurwilf"?

@rushifellpainting4631

2 жыл бұрын

@@MkeKen67 Absolutely fascinating...

I love how the sleestak there just sort of lightly taps the guy in the tent and he falls over in overdramatic pain.

“I won’t use the shot; that’s a promise. Am I forgiven?” Crow: Only if you stop explaining it!

The native tribes in the area have a legend about how good this episode is.

@AdamWestish

3 жыл бұрын

The stories are told with their traditional stainless steel ceremonial masks, riveted with farm to table reservation handcrafted titanium and reinforced aluminium alloy.

@yellowlantern

3 жыл бұрын

So they called it maize.

@ryanschmitt5874

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Albuquerque, and this episode certainly resonates with me in a certain way. The amount of mountain detail he went into about the stew is perfect

@88wildcat

3 жыл бұрын

I believe the Navajo translation of the film title means Movie That Makes You Poke Out Your Eyes With Stick.

The two leads are like aliens acting out a "Human Mating Scenario".

@charlieb1575

10 ай бұрын

Brilliant way of putting it. It's so strange the way they act, and I've seen characters fall in 'love' with no chemistry, but these two have negative chemistry.

8:35 Whenever I'm butthurt, I call a Butt Healer.

corn, chicken, chili, green peppers.....hhhhunions

@nonplayerzealot4

7 жыл бұрын

Don't take my face grease! 31:28

This movie is like Werewolf, Night of the Blood Beast & The Incredible Melting Man all rolled into one.

“i’m sorry i guess i just blacked out!” “excuse me, you mean you African American’d out..” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@pessimistprime6318

2 жыл бұрын

Aged well 😂

@5:38 "Man...the producer got the hell assisted out of him!"

"Dick Ashe" sounds like something Sean Connery would yell out in traffic.

So, these idiots pull a moronic "prank" on Shirtless Guy, then spend the next few minutes explaining to Shirtless Guy the motive, setup, execution, and aftermath of the not-prank in every possible leave-no-stone-unturned detail. Man, that's a head scratcher...

@DiggitySlice

6 жыл бұрын

SHIRTLESS GUY IS NOT SHIRTLESS GUY ANYMORE

@MkeKen67

6 жыл бұрын

It is, however, the perfect kind of scene for MST3K riffing.

@escalatingbarbarism5096

5 жыл бұрын

They also say "I'm afraid," as filler to the dialogue about 10 fucking times in that scene. It's mind boggling that anyone in the 70s could've been high enough to think that was okay.

@takeadayofff

5 жыл бұрын

^ They were truthfully afraid because the director held them hostage to prevent them from breaking contract and leaving the set.

I always liked how Kathy just sort of makes herself his girlfriend.

@HueyRocks23

4 жыл бұрын

He does have all kinds of antiseptic in his medicine cabinet at his place.

@daughterofolaf

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, she basically does that from the moment they meet. 🤣 It’s a strategy I guess. It seemed to work out for her. Well, until he turned into a lizard and died anyway.

@BlackAdam1231

4 жыл бұрын

Hylian Fox Kathy gives desperation that’s Laverne and Shirleyesque about her need for Paul

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

@@HueyRocks23 dozens no, HUNDREDS of antiseptics!

@orleansartist6095

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackAdam1231 this sentences makes my teeth hurt.

When I die, I think the thing I'll miss most is Johnny's stew. Made with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, ..onions,*sigh*

This show was so worth dubbing over VHS tapes of my parents wedding and vacation videos. 😂 'Walk in front of me so I can see your VPL (Visible Panty Line)'.

"Rhyming words I cannot touch...like purple and orange!"

"NOT HIS PLACE! FORNICATORS!" lol :D

@sydneyhamilton2575

6 жыл бұрын

*Lighting Strikes*

28:38 Mike “He sure gave that lizard a lot of head room”. Crow “Maybe he has a trampoline in there”. I’ll never get that hilarious image out of my head.

@maryspangler7368

2 жыл бұрын

Its actually nice as too often reptiles arent given enough space in livi ng quarters

I have to say that the chick who locks her drunk husband outside at 31:20- HER scene, her part, was by far the only one that contained any believable acting. XD

Ah, a rare sliver of concrete from the Eisenhower epoch.

@carsonheschle642

3 жыл бұрын

I found an inscription! It says “Fiestaware”!

It still blows my mind that Batman co-creator Bill Finger helped write this turkey. lol

"Surprise! It was me running the slides!"

Johnny Longbow is one of my favorite characters in an MST3K movie! About the only ones better than him are Torgo, Dave Ryder (Aka the man of a hundred manly nicknames), and an ensemble award for everyone in 'The Final Sacrifice' (Yeah, Rowsdower sticks out as the crowd favorite in that film, but every other character in it got a lot off laughs, too)!

@HylianFox3

3 жыл бұрын

I love how dramatically he delivers all his lines "A lizard... that walked... LIKE A MAN!"

@carsonheschle642

3 жыл бұрын

I agree!! Hahaha Although the midget from Outlaw of Gor also makes my list, as well as the crotchety shopkeeper from Brute Man 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 so many good characters ah!!

@andrewfrankovic6821

2 жыл бұрын

Now I'm wondering iF there are any characters that don't create some sort of bot-tension.

@dynostretch9215

Жыл бұрын

Zap Rowsdower is the Canadian Chuck Norris.

1:10:37 “Oh, PAAAAUUL. Why did this have to happen to YOU?” ...the finest man in the WORLD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Yes, he has confetti in his head”

I read that Cathy's "PAUL!" was listed #87 on AFI's 100 Greatest Movie Quotes.

@RanMouri82

9 жыл бұрын

Captain Bud Sturguess And then Paul turned into a lizard warwilf.

@jondunmore4268

4 жыл бұрын

Is that in front of, or behind, the chick in WEREWOLF saying, "Paul!"

@dlxmarks

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen nearly all of MST3K but Leigh Drake as Kathy gets my vote as worst main cast actor ever. 1:19:50 She stretches "Paul" into three syllables.