"Just because I'm physically repulsed by picking up my own baby does not mean I'm a bad mom" - Markiplier 2018

@TheNinjaNiky

2 жыл бұрын

It's true though lol, babies can be gross. As long as you still take care of them, everything is fine😂

@TruCloudGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I think Postpartum Depression makes this a lot more common

@alycerichards983

Жыл бұрын

I was laughing too hard lol

@Exyllr

7 ай бұрын

which is wrong

@iclynnx

5 күн бұрын

​@@Exyllr Not really, you can be physically repulsed by picking up a baby with a dirty diaper or a messy face of food mush. As long as you still make sure the baby is cared for, it's not truly being a bad mom. Like, am I a bad aunt for not wanting to smell my nieces' poop? I still keep watch over them and make sure they don't get hurt. Technically they're toddlers, almost young children.

What's hilarious to me is that the father is never present to help with parenting but he's always there to lift the toilet seat

@christalcavanaugh

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought 😂

@keo1758

2 жыл бұрын

But the game is a TV show k

@shabka5118

2 жыл бұрын

@@keo1758 You ruined the joke

@aprilbyyy1705

Жыл бұрын

Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal

@dancingkillerwhale

Жыл бұрын

That is the lesson of the game! And wash your hands after going to the toilet, before you eat.(re: food poisoning)

Mark: "OH GOD WHY DID THE CONDOM HAVE TO BREAK" That one got me

I feel like Mark's mom would be rolling her eyes through this whole endeavor

@sophiatavarez8862

4 жыл бұрын

I...uuuu..I love what you think but I don’t want too say something bad but I don’t think that that’s the only way I cannot say it’s bad UvvU X3 but I know what I’m actually thinking X3

@highoff.jaelyn325

4 жыл бұрын

Sophia Tavarez i just had a stroke attempting to read that

@finnat_alk5375

4 жыл бұрын

Sophiaffbfrqw Tavarez

@Sadomasochisticdog

4 жыл бұрын

Endeavor-

@rabbitslaughter

4 жыл бұрын

Endeavor?

*”It’s not clean, it’s not fun, but it has to be done”* -*Mark F. 2018*

@jw5386

3 жыл бұрын

Did you forget how to spell his last name?

@youraunt

3 жыл бұрын

@@jw5386 yeah, do you even know what an initial is?

@jw5386

3 жыл бұрын

@@youraunt yes I just meant that maybe they only used an initial because they forgot how to spell it

@teenamazingsquad.2042

3 жыл бұрын

Those are 3 words that I live by😌

@delicious1525

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, the great *Mark F. 2018*

Mark: Hello everybody today I am playing Mother Simulator *20 mins later* Mark: I have lost the baby

@believemeyouarelovely1992

6 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou

6 жыл бұрын

God damnit mark

@futureflash6331

6 жыл бұрын

Moonster Lupin classic Mark lol

@abbyabera3634

6 жыл бұрын

marks gunna be the best dad ever i bet you my channel :-D with no vids and one sub lol

@OmiB2003

6 жыл бұрын

🐕💨

Mark:NO PUT THE BABY DOWN * Picks Up Baby * Mark: PUT THE BABY DOWN * Picks Up Baby again * Mark: PUT THE BABY DOOOOOOOOWN I was DYING

@strawberrypimp5347

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FullmetalDabi

4 жыл бұрын

14:27 Jumps scare baby!! Lol 😂

@FullmetalDabi

4 жыл бұрын

21:36 Put the baby DOOOOOWN!!!! Timestamp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

@alexconn7473

3 жыл бұрын

it's like put the cookie down put the cookie down now

@boo6494

3 жыл бұрын

@@FullmetalDabi thanks

It's cold enough that the floor is literally frozen and yet the baby is sitting in a cot wearing nothing but a diaper. *10/10 parenting*

@playmary123

3 жыл бұрын

busted

@viixx_n

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😭

"I've only been a mother for about 30 minutes and I'm already extremely extremely done" -Markiplier 2018

@bubbleberrybop7829

6 жыл бұрын

How my mom felt about me. I was and still am a pain in the ass. 😂

@ilovetoysandyomo612

6 жыл бұрын

Gracefulkitten LLLOOOOLLL!!!!!

@myineragony7001

6 жыл бұрын

BubbleBerryBop78 me too after a while of being called a bad kid I started doing stuff on purpose 😂😂

@bonniethepiratebunny6394

6 жыл бұрын

Yus Just Yus oWo

Baby: *cries* Momiplier: *DISGUSTED* TF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID?!?!

@thatonegirl5220

5 жыл бұрын

Wait why would momiplier say that? She's like, the best

@seans.silly.little.life.

5 жыл бұрын

Momipler is Mark's mom.

@unus-annus

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonegirl5220 they are talking about ma rk

@unus-annus

4 жыл бұрын

@@seans.silly.little.life. as a m om

@jovitak5863

4 жыл бұрын

OOF😂😂😂😑😑

I can just see Amy going about her day and randomly hearing "HEY, its tough being a mother!"

@hansfavoritebbyboy

Жыл бұрын

🤣

I feel like if Mark were to have a kid and someone asked if he was ready he would respond with "I played Mother Simulator, I think I'm well prepared."

I died when he tried to throw the baby oot the window and.... *THE BABY STARTED ACTING DEMONIC*

@shazziec3610

5 жыл бұрын

Heidi Vinson time stamp?

@megarayquaza9054

5 жыл бұрын

@@shazziec3610 if i were you ill just watch till the end

@goldfishcrackers1463

5 жыл бұрын

He was mad and became a demon

@isoftidemoni9421

5 жыл бұрын

*ＴＨＥ ＢＡＢＹ'Ｓ ＧＯＮＥ* *ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＮＵＣＬＥＡＲ*

@hihi15yearsago56

5 жыл бұрын

13:08

As a mother of 3, I can tell you the realest parts of this were Mark screaming "Where is your father?!" And the baby throwing everything you hand it as soon as you give it to them...😂

@pup_lucid3324

6 жыл бұрын

agreed 100%

@pup_lucid3324

6 жыл бұрын

with Tiffany

@pup_lucid3324

6 жыл бұрын

Tiffani Bolstad sorry I spelled it wrong g first

@rynesko4352

6 жыл бұрын

Ivana Dostoyevsky You clearly do, since you cared enough to comment.

@Typhanie1

6 жыл бұрын

Marissa Foster that's okay, everyone does lol

"Now I get it, I'm not supposed to beat the baby." Thats going in the quote book.

I though the first task was “eat the baby” not “meet the baby”

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

Gonna Boil some Baby's or something

@lLikeToast

3 жыл бұрын

The best way to cook a baby is to deepfry it

@alexander_yoko

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gracedog_art_gml2924

3 жыл бұрын

O.o

@jacksonrich7881

3 жыл бұрын

Meet DaBaby

I am 24 weeks pregnant and regret everything now because of this.

@adventuresofrandomness

5 жыл бұрын

Don't rethink anything because you will actually have material instincts also carry your baby whilst making it food also remember that the human body can live without food for 3 weeks but not water also that doesn't apply to children

@djones148

4 жыл бұрын

It's both worse, and better, than this... what Mark didn't experience (because of the game after all,) is the soft part of being mom. The little moments when your child looks up at you with perfect love. ❤

@DogDogGodFog

4 жыл бұрын

@@adventuresofrandomness 'material instincts'

@willfahey6348

4 жыл бұрын

Oof! Btw, how did it turn out?

@tigerpixieprincess

4 жыл бұрын

Me, 24 weeks, seeing this comment: oh.

You know, you don't need a computer to play this game for yourself, but you need a co-op partner and it takes about nine months to install.

@teafox8

6 жыл бұрын

Firock Finion clever

@salle6307

6 жыл бұрын

Firock Finion Too bad you cant quit. You need to nolife it for few years.

@borktehspork

6 жыл бұрын

If you wanna quit you gotta hand the game off to someone else or shut down your computer, although that erases everything on your computer.

@tigerpaws9610

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder what DLC it has lmao

@RequiemPoete

6 жыл бұрын

Literally years worth of game play.

Mark: says literally anything The comments: *it's free real estate*

@nicholasanderson8616

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate. Comments these days are low effort.

@whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly though lmao

@meepsonthestreets4

4 жыл бұрын

It's free realastate

@absterasgard1528

3 жыл бұрын

especially if it sounds gay out of context

@chloemerry753

3 жыл бұрын

@@absterasgard1528 fr

13:23 "Oh come on! It's tough being a mother.... aaaand blam in your mouth. Nothing wrong with that is there? Nothing wrong at all. Oh yeah baby, that's good *WHAP* Well you hit yourself in your face." That entire thing out of context had me rolliing!

I have never laughed so hard. Especially when he kept picking up the baby

@tigerpaws9610

6 жыл бұрын

Coolnerdy girl it's funnier when he made the baby rag doll

@gachalife4ever962

6 жыл бұрын

Same i like when he throw the baby in the window

@Brandon11746

6 жыл бұрын

Coolnerdy girl ikr

@sarahstarling9446

6 жыл бұрын

I almost died of laughter, I couldn't breath

@Brandon11746

6 жыл бұрын

Alexa Turner youre very cute in your pic 😍

“kobe” hits a bit differently now

@gothyfroggy8581

3 жыл бұрын

Right 😭

@BrightAsDawn

3 жыл бұрын

Oh... OH

@joemattingly3610

3 жыл бұрын

Not as hard as he hit the ground

@lostrawberryjimin623

3 жыл бұрын

@@joemattingly3610 IM DONE

@scootermeatbaal5642

3 жыл бұрын

shut up

"It seems your robot-kid made pee"

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm? Turns out it's Lemonade!!

*Just because I'm physically repulsed by my baby doesn't make me a bad mother* - Mark

@TheReZisTLust

6 жыл бұрын

A Man Of Culture "by picking up my baby"...

@cehsseypawn

5 жыл бұрын

*Uhm. No. It’s*::: - Mark, 2018

*immediately prepared for multiple dead babies*

I turned the captions on and at 2:21 I it says "Mark makes a strange noise that sounds like an airplane being strangled by the robo-baby"

i was laughing so hard when mark said "Why Did The Condom have to Brake"

@justsomegirlwithoutamustache

3 жыл бұрын

break

*"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"*

@amrfox732

6 жыл бұрын

i laughed so much on this sentence hahahahahahaha

@Inkaloo

6 жыл бұрын

BluShadowAthena AJ Markiplier 2018

Mark: Accidentally picks up the robo-baby Mark: *Almost pukes*

@gracedog_art_gml2924

3 жыл бұрын

OW! This comment made me laugh and I was drinking my milkshake.

@runahoka1075

3 жыл бұрын

@cat GIRL Why must you say that?

"Why do I have to eat?!" Lol, as a mom of 2, I ask myself this question often, because I forget to eat, frequently.. 😅

"It's like a goddamn Slip-n-Slide in here"

Mark getting jumpscared by his own baby is hilarious 😂

@aceadventure5812

6 жыл бұрын

imanasaurus rex It is, I lost it every time he got jump scared!

@shelliblossom8953

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so much when it glitches and he couldn't put the baby down

*mark dances with baby* *drops baby out the window* *walks away like nothing happened*

@ExtremusStupidus

5 жыл бұрын

Thats a fake heart you have right there

And now if Mark and Amy ever discuss having kids, Amy can look at this video and go “no”

Anyone else watching this hearing Mark yell "Kobe" in 2020? Cus oof that shit makes me sad

@sleepymoth938

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally looking for a comment on that. and I have found it.

@shaniquedouglas1685

4 жыл бұрын

Yup rest in peace kobe

@thegirlsquad2167

4 жыл бұрын

Rip kobe

@olivia8025

4 жыл бұрын

who was Kobe? I am new

@shaniquedouglas1685

4 жыл бұрын

@@olivia8025 a basketball player that died in. A plan crash with his daughter

I just can't with Mark being scared everytime he accidently pick ups the baby xD

@WendySpeedpaints

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"-Mark 2018

@gluecan3337

6 жыл бұрын

To be honest, who WAS ready for the sassy baby?

@livia-9358

6 жыл бұрын

GlueCan I sure wasn't

The jumpscares actually scared me-and then I started laughing uncontrolably like a psychopath xD

markiplier: “ohhh boy- shit iS BUILDING” crowd: boos

Wife: Honey can you put the baby in the crib? Markiplier: Okay Wife: Thank you Markiplier: *in background* KOBE *yeets baby into crib*

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

5 жыл бұрын

Mark, leave motherhood to Amy. XD

@FligonUser598

5 жыл бұрын

How about Mark put the baby in the toilet.

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

5 жыл бұрын

@@FligonUser598 Oh boy! XD

@TheMzSippi

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: KOBE!🗣️🙌👶🏻. BABY: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (CRASH) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@okanagancustomtrucks2732

4 жыл бұрын

wow

Why did that condom have to break...?!" _Mark F. 2018

@johant6952

5 жыл бұрын

Mackoì Gaming Bruh😂😂💀!

@jenibeni2495

5 жыл бұрын

Feels bad

@dani-iz8zs

5 жыл бұрын

Why...why, IS THIS SO FUNNY! XD

@jaydengilbert5964

5 жыл бұрын

That damn thing broke-_-

@annlakes24

5 жыл бұрын

you need a more reliable condom

“PUT- DOWN P-PUT DOWN THE BAABYYY AAAHHHH PUT IT DOWN” ~Markiplier

@KichouKix

4 жыл бұрын

21:32

This video came out 2 months after my twins were born but I'm glad I'm watching it for the first time now. I'm halfway through the video right now and its funny and shows somewhat into what it's like to be a mom. I've gotta say that I like that you can make points from shooting the diapers into the trash can. It's the little wins that kept my sanity in tact for the first year lol.

Mark is going to make the best Mom one day. "I have to poop" "Blue duck wheres the blue duck" "Nooooo, put down the baby"

@TheMucusMan

6 жыл бұрын

Yea that's about what I was thinking 😂

@woteveruk1

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMucusMan i was thinking more along the lines of mark - i need to poop *puts baby in toilet and takes a poop*

*N000OAAAAOOO000!* *I DIDN'T PUT IT DOWN* *PUT DOWN-* *PUT DOWN THE BABY* *PUT THE BABY DOWN!*

@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787

6 жыл бұрын

This is the police, put the baby down

@tebbssorsomething

6 жыл бұрын

Chocolatex Chocobun I love your profile pic!

"Just because I'm physically _repulsed_ by the sight of my baby doesn't mean I'm a bad mother!"

mark: throws baby out of window baby: why, father- UH-mother

I almost spat out my noodles when the baby made a sound and you responded with "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID!?!?!"

@lailascheerworld7577

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

*puts baby in the toilet* *shits on baby* *gets minus points* Mark: " _Oh I'm sorry I didn't put the seat down that's what' wrong about this equation_ " I freaking died...xD

''Now you also need to eat...........WHAT,WHY''-Mark 2018

Little did Mark know that he and Ethan would one day have a robobaby of their own...

My favorite part was when the baby got stuck inside the window and he said NOPE

@twinostrich8045

6 жыл бұрын

girly gamer Imagine the lights going out and coming back on and the baby is just gone.

@potatocat2688

6 жыл бұрын

Thomas Strauss i would have ran if that would of happened

@twinostrich8045

6 жыл бұрын

girly gamer It wouldn't have been too out of place, what with Mark seemingly unable to put it down. Just turns into a horror game.

@potatocat2688

6 жыл бұрын

Thomas Strauss lol

@charlottelacombe3276

6 жыл бұрын

girly gamer it is really funny!

me- "I don't want kids" my mum-"WHAT WHY" me- *shows her this video*

@ellaslone3869

5 жыл бұрын

Mother: * yeets out window*

@gachaskits4682

4 жыл бұрын

Lol what she say

@awesomesauce5350

4 жыл бұрын

laughs at British joke

@c.h.k.ntenders1708

4 жыл бұрын

Mom:that makes sense...

@that_loserrr912

4 жыл бұрын

Loll😂😂😂😂😂

17:10, my mom was right next to me and she gave me the "what kind of weird ass shit are you watching now?" look 💀

Im crying and laughing so hard when Mark accidentally dropped the baby out the window

**Is repulsed by physically touching her own baby** Best mother ever!!!

Poor Mark He wasn’t ready for the responsibility of being a tv show mother Still I’m ready for the next episode of motherplier’s manor

@confusion.exeslife5746

6 жыл бұрын

MillAshi Draws YES

@millashidraws885

6 жыл бұрын

Marshmallow Lemon WE ALL WANT IT!

9:15 hearing him yell Kobe :(

@Mary_is_boredom

4 жыл бұрын

I knowwww...

"ITS NOT CLEAN, ITS NOT FUN, BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE."

Can I get "it's not clean, it's not fun, but it has to be done" on a tee shirt?

@bruh-ub8vp

6 жыл бұрын

Olivia D'Angelo XD lol order one for me too

@lydialukes522

6 жыл бұрын

This is the most accurate statement for mom life.

laughed too hard at the baby in the window

@lonergamergirl

6 жыл бұрын

Same! XD

@pkkmain

6 жыл бұрын

SimplyOna, YES XDXD

@cyberangel5302

6 жыл бұрын

ME TOO LOL

@whatsinaname4971

6 жыл бұрын

And Mark's reaction to it.

@spriteguy4050

6 жыл бұрын

for me it was the jumpscare

as a person with ADHD, i relate to this moment: 4:57

@christalcavanaugh

3 жыл бұрын

It so be like that sometimes

@yanderebakugo6120

3 жыл бұрын

Same For Me But It's Not That Bad :P

*sees robotic baby and has flashbacks to Mystery Case Files 8: Escape From Ravenhearst* So the madness begins.

I was laughing so hard I gagged when the baby jumpscared Mark. It’s basically 11PM and everyone else is sleeping.

@adventuresofrandomness

5 жыл бұрын

Same here except for my dad he's being a butt and watching TV

@laylathelpsqueen65

2 жыл бұрын

14:26

@SacredSpirit1337

2 жыл бұрын

@@laylathelpsqueen65 yup!

"I don't know why we would live in earthquake central!" ...Mark, you live in Los Angeles. You live in earthquake central.

@majingucci9827

6 жыл бұрын

Gianna how do you like this youtuber he is more trash then Logan Paul you got bad tastes

@giannarighi2168

6 жыл бұрын

Ymir Reiss I like his content and I think he's funny. It's okay if you don't like him. I don't understand why you're in the comments on the video if you don't like him, though.

@mxya707

6 жыл бұрын

Ymir Reiss how is Markiplier trash...he actually cares for his fans and is such a funny person!Now get the frick off this channel if you don't like him.

@mogwaigiggle

6 жыл бұрын

Ymir Reiss Hmm, I don’t recall Mark filming a dead body and monetizing on another humans suicide. What I do remember is Mark does massive amounts of work for charity for suicide prevention and awareness. But yeah, Mark is “more trash” than Logan “I’d do anything for attention” Paul.

@DJ-bg6dc

6 жыл бұрын

Ymir Reiss get out of here...Mark has done nothing of the sort to compare to Logan Paul

I was laughing so much at this video, I dropped my phone on my face and gave myself a fat lip. Rip.

@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199

3 жыл бұрын

I got a bloody nose from laughing so hard

“i’m a good mom.” denial is the first stage of grief

I normily dont find "poop" amusing but more immature, but I was dying when he said "NOOOO MY POOP!" ( 19:23 )

@suritheirken6291

3 жыл бұрын

Same here.

Now you know how Momiplier felt.

Mark in begining of video:actally playing Mark finishing video:lets drop a baby out a the second story window

It will never, ever stop being hilarious every time he accidentally picks up the baby and jump scares himself! 😂

"DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO EAT" - Mark "Now You Also Need to Eat ." - Game "BUT WHYYYYYYY?" - Mark Thanks game for a quick answer....

@ellie51010

6 жыл бұрын

Tristan Fritz xsss v v v v v v v vvv v v v v v v v vv nnnn mnbvcxzsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 9996666666666666666666666654332bvxzzxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbfzcxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf‰44£_&&7

@isoftidemoni9421

5 жыл бұрын

@@ellie51010 im sorry but did you have a mild stroke??

@roseJodinson

Жыл бұрын

I am a beautiful person who is the best for you to be a good day doing what you doing today my love you too much for the first time in the morning and 6:08 6:09 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:14 6:14 6:14

Holy cap that moment when Mark threw the baby into the window and it started glitching. I shouldn’t be laughing. Why am I laughing?

@shuichisaihara5646

6 жыл бұрын

That One Random Gamer that baby will be thrown over board sailing the seven seas

I laughed my ass off when mark picked up the baby and got scared

HE JUST DROPPED THE BABY OUT THE WINDOW AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING

It got to the point where picking up the baby didn't scare me, just burst out laughing.

@tarbearmsp4635

6 жыл бұрын

So true

Ok, who agrees of seeing this animated? X3

@jonathanlummus8454

6 жыл бұрын

Jorn Nightmane, 100%

@PlotMasterX

6 жыл бұрын

This is almost definitely going to be animated by somebody. If not, I'm going to be sorely disappointed. X3

@DebatableSnowman

6 жыл бұрын

Jorn Nightmane I just commented that

@TROYSMOMMY2004

6 жыл бұрын

1,000,000,000,000,000,000% plz make this thing

@demonslife

6 жыл бұрын

Jorn Nightmane lol lix would be awesome for doing an animation version of this

"Gimme food gimme food gimme food, I gotta poop I gotta poop I I gotta poop" 😂😂🤦‍♀️😂

When he said "kobe" i felt that

Genuinely surprised he didnt try to thro- right as I was about to say that . . . He chucks the baby.

@ihaveaprofilepicturebutitw3527

6 жыл бұрын

The Irishman , I was gonna ask something but,... I saw your name. IMPOSTER JACKSOAP!!

“Why did the condom have to break??”

@humppytheclown7075

6 жыл бұрын

Significant Not Your Type i died when he said that

@-xx_honeytea_xx-

6 жыл бұрын

Significant Not Your Type lmao

@dragondog7304

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@that1foorich187

6 жыл бұрын

Why?!

@idkidk-st2cg

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

5:00 this whole segmant is comedy gold

It's cold enough that the floor completely froze without being wet...But the water in the faucet flows just fine.

OMG when the baby got stuck in the window and was twitching like a demon I started laughing so hard I began to choke on the candy I was eating.

@shay202008

6 жыл бұрын

PikachuJackskeling94 I couldn't stop laughing. I laughed until I literally cried.

@jaxguerrero8830

6 жыл бұрын

Hi pikachujackskeling94

@jaxguerrero8830

6 жыл бұрын

I am a youtuber

@ReaverofSouls-5280

5 жыл бұрын

Same I couldnt stop laughing deamom baby

@johant6952

5 жыл бұрын

Lol😂💀.

Mark: "Kobe!!" Me: Little did he know.... 😭

Mark when u put the baby in the window i started to laugh sooooo hard im still laughing till i texted this

I wasn't expecting to get jumpscared in a video like this. .-.

@TheGenomario

6 жыл бұрын

Alexandre Giaccheri Wait where?

@frostchill._.2479

6 жыл бұрын

Where?

@two1384

6 жыл бұрын

waitwha

@blankk4302

6 жыл бұрын

When?

@sydyym617

6 жыл бұрын

im guessing when he kept on picking up the baby?😂

“Time to get the bread off the poopy floor” Hmm I wonder why he has food poisoning...

@cecilutsler3040

6 жыл бұрын

What a freaking mood!!!!!!

@familytingzoyea6940

6 жыл бұрын

OMG XDXDXD

"Kobe! Kobe! Kobe!" ...Yikes...

I laughed so hard when Mark tryed to throw the baby out the window omg😂😂😃

So, hilarious story, I've been sick so my husband is taking care of the baby while I rest. This morning when I awoke I found out my husband and our daughter had quite the adventure while I was unconscious: 1- For some reason he didn't notice she had figured out how to get in the diaper pail 2- Apparently while he wasn't paying attention she removed poop diaper and smeared the poop all over herself and the floor, and apparently also ate some of it 3- He gave her a bath, dressed her, cleaned up the poop and is planning to shampoo the carpet today because of the incident 4- Because she ate poop she vomited all over herself after the bath 5- So he cleaned her up again and now she's in a dress and things seem to be back in order, lol Bottom line, I, the mother, am not allowed to be sick. XD

@TheJaggedCarpet

6 жыл бұрын

He honestly sounds like a good father.

@touchedvenus

6 жыл бұрын

He is such a good father and husband. I couldn't be more thankful.

@beyondeternity4124

6 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry! 😂 Sounds difficult 😂

@rylanthestrange146

6 жыл бұрын

I wish I could hit "like" on this comment enough times to properly express how much it made me laugh. That's just the absolute best story. XD

@Demented13

6 жыл бұрын

at least you have an embarrassing story to tell her future dates, lol

" *AH I HOPE THIS IS GOING IN MY MOUTH* " ~Markiplier, 2k18

@jaxguerrero8830

6 жыл бұрын

Hi

@Ghostfoxkori

5 жыл бұрын

😏

"Not restart, you f*cking baby!" I laughed the hardest on this one

Mark casually dropping the baby down the window had me dying.

Momiplier

@PawWolf

6 жыл бұрын

NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE yep his mom a he would girliplier

@Nik-ml7fw

6 жыл бұрын

NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE OMG YES

@r.l.e.9082

6 жыл бұрын

She would be so proud

@AtomicMurd3r3r

6 жыл бұрын

Correction: Mumiplier X, Mumiplier (marks mom) would be so proud 😊

@bess5673

6 жыл бұрын

Momiplier has a nice shirt.

When he dropped the baby out the window made me laugh way too damn hard

@stargirl7646

6 жыл бұрын

Gothic Tragedy Me too! I was over here dying trying to laugh silently (late at night here)!

@alexie101010

6 жыл бұрын

SAME lmaooo

@LegendOfLink102

6 жыл бұрын

My stomach hurt so much from laughing 😂

@lovelenivy

6 жыл бұрын

SAME IM CRYING

I laughed so hard when you picked up the horror baby, it hurt my stomach.

When he was trying to make the basket and saying Kobe 😭😭😭😭😭

I love how you freak out were you put the baby down and it makes you hold the baby. And when you lagh

I just love that Mark can make any game even more funny than it already is.

@hallusin

6 жыл бұрын

Twentyønepiløts Løver i found the clique ((: |-/