Video:watch before you DIE Me: is this trying to tell me something

@SKtheMage

4 жыл бұрын

@@hamhurger5426 WHATT!? THERES ANOTHER VIRUS CALLED COMORA VIRUS? *faints dramatically and sarcastically*

@scc8

4 жыл бұрын

SKtheMage 1234 ITS CALLED A CORONAVIRUS OK?? AND I LIVE IN TAIWAN *falls on the floor and almost dies*

@thegamingdude6895

4 жыл бұрын

Lol but seriously the Corona virus is not a joke at all it's actually very dangerous and can be fatal but depends on how your body reacts to it so it's not funny it's killed 100 something people.

@perfectdaughterz5876

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Shay it’s called the corono virus

@user-bc3pc5gu2y

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegamingdude6895 depends if you watched this video or not. If you didn't watch the video you can't die yet because you have to see it first. I am going to skip the video, then it will be safe to go to china. Though i thought corona is from mexico. Whatever, china, mexico trumps great wall, chinas great wall.

7:36 imagine accidentally sewing the hairs in your hand.

@Gladiamdammit

4 жыл бұрын

Hey. What if we marketed one for men with thinning hair..............

@killmethanks32

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@karbofk3726

4 жыл бұрын

OH HELL YES

@WinkLinkletter

4 жыл бұрын

Is that what you plan to blame your hairy palms on? (Since you appear to be from somewhere other than I, in America, at least, the cautionary myth is that boys will grow hair on their palms if they masturbate.) Nothing funnier than humor explained, right?

@xariaxernic8502

4 жыл бұрын

Your picture Is my exact face while imaging such.. Lol

“Don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt the sea life inside.” Me: Yeah, well it will scar them for life.

@matthammond9201

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@InkingSituation

3 жыл бұрын

REBLECKS GUY

@TheDarkVoid

3 жыл бұрын

Loliol

@RichOrange

3 жыл бұрын

the cleveland Browns called they want 5!

@demiurge7111

3 жыл бұрын

Ink Sans hey how are the aus lol

A fish living it’s best life in the ocean until... 1) gets captured 2)getting sold of to some guy 3)has to sit in a tank and has limited space 4)that guy switches the fish’s place to the bathroom 5) and the worst of them all, has to watch the guy takin a shit everyday

@raymondgerlach3148

4 жыл бұрын

Can't think of anything worse.

@electricfoldablewheelchair9677

4 жыл бұрын

The fish could be bred...

@stanfordpines253

4 жыл бұрын

4) watches people shit for the rest of their lives

@garicweiss8545

4 жыл бұрын

Worst f***ing reincarnation ever!!!!!!

@azure._.6882

4 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one who doesn't take a shit *every* day?

I love how some of these inventions are helping the economy like the one for cleaning garbage in the ocean. Very neat inventions to watch

@simarkarmani4034

Жыл бұрын

I think by 'economy', you mean 'environment'.

Those nasa wheels would be great for wheelchairs. I miss a trek in the woods.

@S.o.13

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda but imagine to handle them with bare hands...

@amberzakfilmsuk

3 жыл бұрын

Sok rates true. I suppose I was thinking electric wheelchair.

@sparkalinsey

3 жыл бұрын

:< so I guess this means your in a wheelchair? D:

@aleksthenerd8120

3 жыл бұрын

WE NEED THAT

@313Games

3 жыл бұрын

My electric PDQ power trike wheel chair works well in most wooded places and bumpy roads. Depending on the terrain that is is.

I could watch each of these inventions "all day", especially the bread doe braider.

Can you imagine someone roasting you by saying "YOUR HOUSE IS 3D PRINTED" 😂😂😂

@ryanxu9983

4 жыл бұрын

CGI Future but that would be sicc doe

@vanessalovez

4 жыл бұрын

But my house is 2d printed....

@detroitsniper9399

4 жыл бұрын

….people in 20 years will probably look down on the ones living in homes created by actual humans using archaic wood practices of yesteryear.

@xariaxernic8502

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@isbsey

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't care if I had a house I could well afford!

4:47 That's exactly what human skin looks like when they've been struck by lightning! It's burning of the blood vessels! It's cool-looking, but also very painful.

@Mr000asd000

4 жыл бұрын

SunBunz investigetion Tamam aşkım ya

@thtboiz9443

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that would look cool af if you survive and don't of to go through pain everyday

@Owen_loves_Butters

3 жыл бұрын

Cool to look at less cool to have

and this laptop from 1995- me: that looks like the future laptop cuz LOOk how futuristic it moves

@oogabooayee9085

4 жыл бұрын

Yea

@thetessellater9163

3 жыл бұрын

IBM Thinkpad 701, launched '95, with what was known as a "Butterfly Keyboard", the laptop being under 10 inches wide folded . More moving parts to go wrong!

@haleyweatherall5090

3 жыл бұрын

I met a girl once that could have really really used that “bush destroyer!!” It really could have helped her!

3:30 I slowed down the video to learn how to fold a shirt

@elrenato82

4 жыл бұрын

I did the same thing! LOL

@isbsey

3 жыл бұрын

You can buy the plastic middle bit in Amazon and do it by hand. Plastic T-shirt Folder 👕. Not very expensive.

@genobli6829

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of sheldon

Be Amazed is my favorite view on KZread. Everyone I’ve seen is interesting and informative. Thanks.

My satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is made

“Your goldfish will be happy to have such short memories” Goldfish: “Bish our memory lasts up to three weeks.” (I think. I know it’s longer than three seconds tho-)

@Sir_Jordan2032

4 жыл бұрын

Actually fish had memory in a study for 5 months. From one of their videos

I remember watching this about a year ago but it doesn't hurt me if I rewatch some of the old videos that I love.

This is horrifyingly satisfying.

@GrilledCheeseSandwich.

3 жыл бұрын

Hey bro

@crystalstarlite5858

2 жыл бұрын

Ya

@JD_Chase

2 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere

6:39 Oooh is that clip from Lofty Pursuits and Public Displays of Confection? I love watching them make hard candy by hand!

@zuzuthedestroyer

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, was looking for this comment. If you havnt been to the store you so should, it's a blast!

@kitterzy

4 жыл бұрын

Zuzu the Destroyer I live in Michigan, otherwise I would if I lived there. 💖

@potatogod8831

3 жыл бұрын

The Japanese clear candy episode omfg mind blowing

The Toilet Aquarium. Least cuts out having to carry your deceased fish to the toilet.

@shivasgirl1609

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, good point!

Eureka! 4 minutes and 30 seconds in, I finally figured out the secret behind lightning fractals! The only reasonable explanation is: 1. The current is strongest or most concentrated near the two electrodes. Much higher than the distributed flow through the wood. 2. The place with the highest current starts burning. 3. When the wood starts burning, due to the current, its electrical resistance increases. 4. Since the burned path is no longer the path of less resistance, the flow gets redirected and the lightning forks. 5. The forked pattern is created as the current keeps shifting the temperature and burning new lines in the wood. 6. Only after a canal of 'least resistance' is fully formed, will the current solidify into a single flow. 7. The remaining charge in the now visible pathways will either flow back towards the core flow, or continue traveling towards the opposing electrode. But the remaining current is not strong enough to burn visible pathways anymore. So actually, the current is flowing along every pathway between the electrodes, but any path of least resistance will have a higher current flowing through it, which increases the temperature, and therefore the resistance. Knowing all this, perhaps it were possible to write a formula to predict the branching coefficient and angles of the forks, based on the conductive property of a material. Either way, we now realize that electricity was actually flowing throughout all the wood. And the higher current around the electrodes causes the lightning pattern to build up from both ends (This also explains why people are often confused about whether lightning starts at ground level or in they sky - the truth is that the visible lightning forms at both ends at the same time, but that the electrical current has been burning pathways for some time before it finds the path of least resistance. Captain flies away! (Although we should still remember that air has reduced resistance when it ionizes, while wood increases its resistance as it burns).

2:20 That’s the bike on water when you get it on pokemon sword or shield

@theonlyg8818

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking the same thing

3:26 for the lazy people, it is a good invention

@tameronica

4 жыл бұрын

yesssssss *Its perfect...*

@MajinMuu

4 жыл бұрын

Or stressed out wives/ moms complaining that they have to fold clothes

@sicklilttlebunny

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah except it's meant for use in a factory that packages clothes for retail shops.

@foosinaround8648

4 жыл бұрын

My ex could fold in GODMODE...quite impressive I tell you!!!

5:09 or zombie shredder peripherally zombies or ghouls okay?

@starangel8638

4 жыл бұрын

i know what im looting befor the apocolyps

@jackssmirkingrevenge9365

4 жыл бұрын

that bulldozer bushshredder seems promising as well also handy for crowded shopping trips/arriving late for your flight etc 👍

The machines aren't the clever ones but the person who created them.

@andregamerribeiro5966

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@andregamerribeiro5966

4 жыл бұрын

You nice dude

@andregamerribeiro5966

4 жыл бұрын

Thannesh_2004 good morning man

@bsherder

4 жыл бұрын

The person/s that will never get credit.

All of these were so amazing. Things that I didn't know about. Glad I watched.

With his voice and background music, anything looks satisfying!

@SumtinSTINKS

4 жыл бұрын

His voice is so annoying it gives me depression

@aleksejaleksandrovic407

4 жыл бұрын

@@SumtinSTINKS that's a bit dramatic

Me after watching this video: My time has come.

@Thelongestshrimp

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

My favourite one was the one that cleans up the ocean

I met a girl once that could have really really used that “bush destroyer!!” It really could have helped her!

@MindfulMatters734

4 жыл бұрын

Omg!

@vanessamartinez5892

4 жыл бұрын

Real men embrace the bush😏

@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718

4 жыл бұрын

Bald ones are gross. If I wanted a bald one I'd go across the street to the elementary school and pick up a 10yo then break up with her when she hit puberty. Makes as much sense as thinking a shaved house cat looks prettier than a furry one.

@thalassaer4137

4 жыл бұрын

@@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718 F B I

@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718

4 жыл бұрын

@@thalassaer4137 What about them? If anything they should go after the weirdos that like bald ones.

The tractor pulverizing the bushes is very satisfying..does that say something about me?

@robertgreen512

4 жыл бұрын

No because all it is is a quick and eco friendly way to cut bushes quick cuz you know why and eco frindly because small creatures can decompose the small peices to fertalize the soil. Hope you have a good day 😁👍

6:56 Other people: that’s silicone being colored Me an intellectual: *ＦＲＵＩＴ　ＢＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＦＯＯＴ*

@maryneu528

4 жыл бұрын

🤤

thank you for uploading.... i love watching these!!

I always like the video when this guy narrates the video.makes me wanna listen and he is so articulated

"Dont try this at home" My mind: So at school? Outside? Where can i do it WHEREE

@DETHdressedInRED

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this same thing. So... Did you find out where we can try this?

@marleenaahmadrapiee1617

3 жыл бұрын

Try do it inside of someone’s body instead of at home. Or maybe their womb IS your home!

@marleenaahmadrapiee1617

3 жыл бұрын

In that case, don’t do it at home.

AAYYY thats lofty pursuits youtube at 6:53!! Thats my fave candy channel lmao

"There's something oddly calming about watching the most satisfying videos."

Amazing ! Thank you to the engineers who build them and thank you for the vidio!

Another amazing video bro keep these satisfying video coming

@menethemene1555

4 жыл бұрын

Lorryn SilverSpike thank u

Fun fact goldfish don't have short memory so your gold fish will remember lol 😆.

@kyccubing8725

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dkeivfivsricwi7rhhrjrrjtjf577

3 жыл бұрын

Vary tru that have a memory of like 5-7 months

@shanefrancies1202

3 жыл бұрын

Well fun Fact my cat 8 my fisj

@TundrabedrockSMP

3 жыл бұрын

*Oh no*

I could watch all of your videos on loop all day!!

I wonder how often the machines used for food get cleaned..... and clean really good!

3:38 I swear I could hear "hello everyone this is your daily dose of the internet"

@W4rwalk3r

3 жыл бұрын

Great now I kept hearing it

the one that folds shirts is so cool!! I wish I had one :(

All of these just calms my heart!️😊

A very specific reccomendation for a tine like this. Thanks

4:25...."Do not try this at home!! So you will need........" 9:55...."Ingenious software to print braille. Truly a VISIONARY product". #stayclassysandiego

Love the commentary!! Hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve seen the one with the wood patterns, it’s incredibly awesome !! ♥️🙏🌈🇨🇦

That shirt-folding machine is definitely what I need. Also that shredding machine that literally eats everything.

Hey. The candy die is from Lofty Pursuits in Tallahassee, Florida. Ran by Greg

Hey you should list where to buy some of theses things. I would love to own the bike camper.

@TrueMeridian

4 жыл бұрын

agreed

@jeremypiper4309

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Collins me too! That thing looks legit

@sundaymourning5329

4 жыл бұрын

If only it had a toilet and a bath, I'd be all set! 😋

@Skyk0_Foods

4 жыл бұрын

Mai Mariarti oooh thanks 😊 🙏🏻

@braxtonherd8245

4 жыл бұрын

It’s 5 thousand dollars

That dough machine was awesome I could definitely watch that all day long

Another brilliant video from the best you tuber ever. I look forward to watching them and I wish they are longer. Just brilliant. My favourite invention is the printing of a concrete house which is an awesome idea. Keep them coming please 😃👍☺️

@thingytheretxrd

Жыл бұрын

Homeless people in 2050: mom get the printer

2:20 Shuttle bike? I think you mean Wild Area bike, when you need to catch water-bound Pokemon without a fishing rod.

@hanluwang8868

4 жыл бұрын

Pokémon sword and shield very funny lol

@Blaze-ub5pm

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Actually, goldfish don’t have terrible memories. That’s just a misconception.

@Villle89

4 жыл бұрын

Get wooooshed.

@goofygoober9557

4 жыл бұрын

Ville Garvén ? What am I being whooshed about? I’m right. I’m aware that it’s just a saying but I wanted to correct y’all.

@Villle89

4 жыл бұрын

Goofy Goober sry

@thalassaer4137

4 жыл бұрын

@@Villle89 you're terrible

@notad-class3899

4 жыл бұрын

So they have to endure that every single day

5:29 I literally made one, using my old vape that I don't use anymore and some Kanthal wires, just to do exactly this, but not for anything usable, I'm just doing it for therapeutic purposes lol It's pretty relaxing, like popping a bubble wrap.

I could watch the crushers for a long time. It's just really satisfying to watch really good ones just eat its way through anything like if it was eating nothign but paper

I like how he's voice is so smooth and sometimes happy

@speedfreak11485

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@rubsol7031

3 жыл бұрын

Me three

6:50 I saw that video it's from a Georgia sweets confectionary I believe

9:37 cameras for the blind? Because that’s what hero’s do.

I really liked the idea of the wide pad camper sounds amazing your very own portable home that you can carry by a bike nice!

This video is some high grade therapy! U guys should charge by the hour! Also I need a toilet aquarium!

Be amazed: uploads *everyone liked that*

@Zeldarw104

4 жыл бұрын

Nope : these are things YOU don't see every day!😲

@thehennagirs7314

4 жыл бұрын

Me: how did he burn that so well Everyone else: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"your goldfish will feel lucky to have such short memory's" goldfish can remember up to 3 months

Now THIS is the most heart-wrenching video title i've ever seen

This will cure my Coronavirus🥴👍

3D-printed houses? That-is-amazing! Praise God for that.

@yvonaamariaa

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and didn't the guy say that it only costs around $4,000 Thats crazy! I just noticed this...your "name" St. Michael the Archangel. I've always loved him. (and not BCS of John Travolta) Really, He's my fave. As Always, Light and Love ~ Yvonne I sign all my comments this way, so don't think you're special.~y

The folding trailer! Incredible.

I love the little camper!

“Things you must see before you die” From what, the corona virus?

@kaitlynmckessy4250

3 жыл бұрын

Please read this message all of the way through: JESUS CHRIST loves you and HE wants you to become a Born-Again Christian for it happens to be the only way to Heaven (JOHN chapter.3:3).

@aleksanderbudzynowski3625

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlynmckessy4250 I'm sorry I died before I finished reading

@FurnitureFan

3 жыл бұрын

It's not as if we could watch it after we die, but hey, what's the hurry?

4:13 Looks like an asparagus field, so maybe that's the purpose of the machine?! ^^

@nwgguy1070

3 жыл бұрын

Asparagus? Maybe. Strawberries, definitely -- in Coastal Central California.

@DavidLee-ik9up

3 жыл бұрын

Personally first thing I thought was ginger-root or lemon grass. ;-)

i want more its too satisfying

I love the 3-D printed house idea and I super love the sea bin for the ocean also the toilets pretty cool but that sea bin magic!

Satisfying things every The thumbnail: *A Cylinder stuck in a round Holder*

I could watch resin art for hours

I loved this video. Great information in this.

I hope and pray that in 3-D printed houses come to Dalton Georgia I’ll buy one in a heartbeat

satisfying inventions before you die me: finally I can die now

I want some of this stuff

That wood burning thing is awesome. I did it in a physics class!

I love the cloth folding machine..... That to me is satisfying.....

The only words I've said this entire video is either woah or wow.🤣 Edit: the epoxy resin is the one I could watch every day. 10:04

@DavidLee-ik9up

3 жыл бұрын

where do you find these clever things?

5:05 Me On The Toilet After Eating Baked Beans.

This guy deserves more attention

sure all these are satisfying, but nothing compares to the voice of BE AMAZED

10:03 Guys be carefull with resin it is dangerous i have resin 3D printer and i once spilled resin on my skin at it after while hurts. (Resin can damage you skin permanently but this doesnt hapent to me :)

6:40 is lofty pursuits

I liked the bike trailer sleeper!! Awsome

Amazing.. I love this

ill watch this in heaven

@joshola353

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@joshola353

4 жыл бұрын

i will

@hennerboi01yt59

4 жыл бұрын

_(wait till he finds out about hell)_

Doctor: You only have 1 hour to live Me: okay i will wasted on this video

@colering3684

4 жыл бұрын

"Waste"

The bike on water is amazing. Would love to have one.

I was goona die then i saw your video. Now i cannot die before i see more new inventions ,btw thnks for saving my life

3:15 why does that look like a death star

@hennerboi01yt59

4 жыл бұрын

It is!

If "all models" of the mower "can be operated by a single person," then why does the biggest one have 2 sets of handles?

@taima6138

4 жыл бұрын

Hello Kitty Lover Man! If your still not strong enough

@HelloKittyFanMan.

4 жыл бұрын

@@taima6138: If my _what_ is still not strong enough?

@vernonbear

4 жыл бұрын

It is two single mowers attached together so that it can mow a larger area but with one operator, when you are done, separate them, take them to two separate jobs.

@HelloKittyFanMan.

4 жыл бұрын

Interesting, @@vernonbear. 2 that are attached (which already means "together"). It does look kind of like that. But the guy makes them sound like their own different-sized models instead of just joining singles. But cool.

@builderdex

4 жыл бұрын

Co-pilot.

Don’t know why, but this video made me happy

I've seen literally every single one of these on daily dose of internet. From BEFORE this video was made.

"Elios" means sun in greek! Cool huh?

@samethasuresh9154

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is cool

@crageranimations3915

4 жыл бұрын

No

@SumtinSTINKS

4 жыл бұрын

No it's not because I learned this in 3rd grade but I do like Greek Mythology

@tigraiii7772

4 жыл бұрын

Ήλιος

Okay, I’ve seen it. Can I die now?

@miniladder8165

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah sure do whatever lol

Umm, the epoxy table and giant bush wacker pretty much do it for me. In fact, I have plans to build one of those tables in the near future. But that bush wacker is just fun to watch.

I came for the resin thingy,but im happy i stayed