How do you compliment a chair? Lol.

@Matt_Rose

Жыл бұрын

Nice legs

@WALTUH...PUTYACOCKAWAYWALTUH

Жыл бұрын

@@Matt_Rose nice colour you got there

@arcipola1196

Жыл бұрын

@@Matt_Rose nice, thick, back ya got

@ccedev

Жыл бұрын

​@@WALTUH...PUTYACOCKAWAYWALTUH "Sure would be a shame if something happened to it"

@justsomeboredkid

Жыл бұрын

Beautiful design

If "Squid Game" and "Octopus Activities" don't work, you can always go with "Splatoon Shenanigans"

@Notapriest510

Жыл бұрын

There is also "Tentacle Trials"

@therighttrousers343

Жыл бұрын

Nautilus Nonsense?

@DarkShard5728

Жыл бұрын

Multicellular creatures under hundreds of feet of water action performance

@buggy742

Жыл бұрын

@@therighttrousers343 that be something i wish

@snakesbakecookies

Жыл бұрын

@@therighttrousers343 i think "Nautical Nonsense" would make more sense, alternatively you have "Calamari Contest"

My school banned the word “ “. Because they didn’t, it was a reasonable school, which apparently is a blessing in this day and age

@mcvenne8935

Жыл бұрын

Same. Must be mostly an American thing, I guess.

@MagicianStevey

Жыл бұрын

@@mcvenne8935 reasonable schools don’t exist

@-..l

Жыл бұрын

TheyBannedTheEmptySpaceBetweenEverySentence?

@Brotato333

Жыл бұрын

​@@mcvenne8935 I am American and I've never been to a school with banned words lmao

@arandomcommenter412

Жыл бұрын

@@-..l Spacr scum

Love to see schools use "gang related" as an excuse to be racist 🙄

@allanastefan9301

2 ай бұрын

Gangs are not involved. Great!

@animal_empyre

Ай бұрын

Foaming at the mouth like I put a fucking Mento in it... (finish the lyrics, OP, I dare you)

@arnaudhh

28 күн бұрын

cheese.

@You-lack-hope

28 күн бұрын

@@arnaudhhchess.

@olivercharles2930

26 күн бұрын

seriously though.

When I was in year 2, my teacher banned the word “said” from my class as she wanted us to be more creative. She meant both in our writing and in our ACTUAL words.

@brodude5014

3 ай бұрын

I said im deadly allergic to peanuts it will kill me gets detention

@eggyt1153

2 ай бұрын

No. I call bullshit. No way someone can ban “said”. That’s like banning “the” or “a”.

@way2dead4u

2 ай бұрын

MY TEACHER DID THIS TOO. but all it did is give me a fear of using the word 'said'

@GrianTheWatcher

Ай бұрын

Samee

@GaamerGuyys

Ай бұрын

My English teacher banned the word "big" for the same reason. Now I just use the word "large" instead and have developed a mild fear of the word big

My teacher once banned the phrase “weird flex but okay“ Everyone started saying “Preposterous boast, but alas...“ It was the funniest month before she unbanned it

@HissyfitStudios

8 ай бұрын

Preposterous boast, but alas, I am not an Englishman.

@roflBeck

6 ай бұрын

Me, myself personally, would not let that slide.

@rozieredz

6 ай бұрын

You could always go with the OSP option: "UNORTHODOX DISPLAY OF HUBRIS, BUT VERY WELL"

@Mercury_From_Solarballs

6 ай бұрын

@@rozieredz this is beautiful

@sOWAcREAM2763

6 ай бұрын

Reading this was the only time I ever imagined something in the animation style used for Brawl Of The Objects

A teacher banning the word "can't" for the sake of encouragement is some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. I'm just imagining this rule being put in place before quickly being revoked because all conversations fell into shambles.

@halfgecko3202

Жыл бұрын

Due to circumstances, I am unable to can

@n.e.g4865

Жыл бұрын

everyone will start to imitate Scotty from Star Trek. " I cannae do it Captain."

@theunderstatement6842

Жыл бұрын

​@mizukilvrguess that's why they're an art teacher and not an english teacher

@ihaveyoutube9312

Жыл бұрын

On my sports team, if anyone says can’t we have to run laps. It definitely makes talking at practice a challenge lol

@djarbeebo6023

Жыл бұрын

"help i cant breathe" we dont use that demeaning language around here, boy...

My elementary school banned me from saying my damn name, HOW THE HECK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SOCIALIZE WITH THE FACT THAT I HAD TO BE REFERRED TO BY MY MIDDLE NAME?!

@Annalisamupo

2 ай бұрын

What was your name tho?

@SamanthaRobotnik

Ай бұрын

@@Annalisamupo Spencer

@Matrixorial

13 күн бұрын

Stupidity

@Banana-sx1pf

10 күн бұрын

@@SamanthaRobotnikwhy would a school ban spencer?

@SamanthaRobotnik

10 күн бұрын

@@Banana-sx1pf idfk

We were told to not wear hoods outside anymore even if it was raining because of “gang” activities. There weren’t even any gangs at that school and it did the opposite effect, after the assembly everyone was wearing a hood.

"School is a place to be creative and think outside the box...so long as you express your ideas with approved wording."

@rockgirl6786

Жыл бұрын

And in approved ways about approved topics

@PowerSpirit50

Жыл бұрын

Literally the first Don't hug me I'm scared.

@humanbeing4995

Жыл бұрын

A box implies space within. Saying outside implies space without., sooo all that's keeping people from thinking in an infinite way is 6 walls of an illusion. Pretty interesting when you compare that across nearly 8 billion people.

@devinnix9071

Жыл бұрын

​@humanbeing4995 Your hurting my brain with all these boxes and I hate geometry sooo

@humanbeing4995

Жыл бұрын

@@devinnix9071 good. Boxes don't exist anywhere but the brain of a hairless species of bipedal ape anyways.

in middle school the school banned the word "thot", which was fair, except that they announced it over the intercom and half the school (including teachers) assumed they said "thought". obviously we immediately started ignoring it but it was very funny to be a sheltered 11 year old trying to figure out what was wrong with thinking in the past tense

@zacharyrollick6169

Жыл бұрын

"Begone thoughts!"

@apotatoe111

Жыл бұрын

@@zacharyrollick6169 😂😂😂

@calibricalypso

Жыл бұрын

​@@zacharyrollick6169 Me when I turn off a light at night and suddenly think about the perceived possibility of being murdered

@pepepecaspicapapas4726

Жыл бұрын

Begone Thot!

@chloskyskies4399

Жыл бұрын

@@calibricalypso nice one

in 4th grade alot of the girls were so annoying about one direction that they had to announce on the intercom that band shirts and one direction songs were banned 😭 one girl got lunch detention for wearing a 1d shirt also in middle school, the vice principal was one of those christians who horribly misunderstand the bible and use god's name to protect themselves, she thought halloween was the devil's birthday so we weren't allowed to talk about it or wear halloween costumes to school, i remember she straight up called the police on my friend walking by her house to go trick or treating... to not even her house

@nikosucksatskating

5 күн бұрын

Yeah this is some late 2000s shit I remember these days

You can tell that the teachers who just up and ban words have never stopped to just ask their students what the word meant.

I'm not from USA/UK and I'm actually surprised that some schools can just "ban" words they don't like.

@CErra310

Жыл бұрын

The USA is a failed state

@canoistercat

Жыл бұрын

same. if schools in my country did this there would be SOOO many words banned. in my school, during assembly the teachers just say that they dont want to hear anyone say a specific word again. that obviously never works though. honestly im kinda curious as to how this whole "banning words: thing works, like what kind of punishment do students get for saying it?

@devinnix9071

Жыл бұрын

​ @canoistercat Usually detention or smth like that, it's akin to cursing in front of a teacher

@zzainab764

Жыл бұрын

@@devinnix9071 why the censor?

@theflyingdutchguy9870

Жыл бұрын

pretty wild right. im not from USA either but had no idea schools could ban things without having the gouvernment do it. crazy how they can have that much power. while they are not private company's.

I love how banning words has basically zero effect and is essentially useless

@Joshdoingthings1

Жыл бұрын

It does have an effect. It makes people want to say it.

@TemporanFact

Жыл бұрын

@@Joshdoingthings1 Precisely.

@p.fiteen

Жыл бұрын

​@@Joshdoingthings1 if it was banned, there was people wanting to say it. I think that's what he meant

@skeetsmcgrew3282

Жыл бұрын

Imagine calling a kid's parents to explain that they were being suspended because they refused to stop saying "bet." That parent would lose their effing mind. So yeah, ultimately as long as a little detention doesn't bother you, not much of a motivation to stop

@CleverRaccoonDogSAH

Жыл бұрын

Me too

My social studies teacher banned the word “skibidi” because we would just add skibidi to things she said. “SKIBIDI MEXICO!!!” “Skibidi Maple Syrup” and “Skibidi air pollution” were some of my personal favorites.

@cristiancastro5853

3 ай бұрын

understandable, who the fuck finds skibidi funny

@Chaotic_Capricorn

3 ай бұрын

@@cristiancastro5853 The little kids these days. But every young generation will repeat the latest trendy phrases/things to the point of it being irritating.

@SharkyMcSnarkface

2 ай бұрын

Justified tbh

@the_chill_man

2 ай бұрын

My teachers actually know what skibidi means along with the other words so we didn’t have any banned

@the-eq5vh

2 ай бұрын

i dont see why people think they're superior to terms like skibidi toilet. it just goes to show the unchanging generational biases of terms. it's like generational gatekeeping

1:16 "Teacher, I can't breathe, call 911!" "Believe in yourself."

@IridiumA03

Күн бұрын

"TEACHER I AM UNABLE TO SUPPLY MYSELF WITH OXYGEN, PLEASE ALERT THE MEDICAL EXPERTS" is another option.

something I would like other than furbies being demonic is more texts from grandparents

@Matt_Rose

Жыл бұрын

There is an above reasonable chance you'll be getting something similar to this within the next 25 days 💪

@Xeorboom

Жыл бұрын

​@@Matt_Rose thanks for putting me in this video

@Banana_Fusion

Жыл бұрын

​@@Xeorboomoh congratulations! 🥳

@coingamerthysecond

Жыл бұрын

​@@Matt_Rose Please do more drunk Google searches! I know that already has a part 2 but those 2 vids are among my favorites you've ever made

@Xeorboom

Жыл бұрын

@@Banana_Fusion I know, I'm such a small youtuber I'm amazed that I got here!!! ...but of all videos I could be in I am very happy that I am in the 'CEPHALOPLOD CONUNDRUM' video

There was a new story about a deaf child who's name was Hunter. He was not allowed to sign his own name because that was considered "violence." The sign language gesture for Hunter looks like finger guns and all references to gun violence is banned. They tried to ask his mom to change his name.

@ebinshumate3132

Жыл бұрын

That is so stupid

@syrathdouglas1244

Жыл бұрын

Wtf

@the2401

Жыл бұрын

reminds me of that guy who's playstation account got banned because of his username even though he sent pictures of his passport or some other ID to prove it was his real name

@svrvphimprod

11 ай бұрын

The last sentence makes it so much worse.

@rivulet-rw

11 ай бұрын

Now that's just cruel.

I’m so glad none of my teachers/schools were ever stupid enough to think this would work. Children are chaos gremlins, you cannot control them like this. The most they tried was a school assembly about dress code that had all the usual things and also specifically no skulls/skull imagery, for some reason. I have to assume the rest of a skeleton is completely fine??

We weren’t allowed to say recess in third grade. The reasoning? They thought us talking about recess would get us excited for recess, therefore distracting us from schoolwork. This led to many recess plans including the words ‘Reese’s pieces’, ‘playtime’, and other creative workarounds.

Banning the word "Knowledge" in a school is the most ironic thing in the world

@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor

Жыл бұрын

What about an english teacher banning pronouns?

@Mr_questionman

Жыл бұрын

​@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Something much more fitting is a math teacher banning the word count

@nathansos8480

Жыл бұрын

The demon headmaster.

@matejgamingandotherstuff6484

Жыл бұрын

Schools actually make children dumber ON PURPOSE by forcing them to wake up early and to study all day and night, and also by feeding them synthetic garbage with a bunch of brain deleting chemicals. Schools just test your ability to remember stuff. Grades do NOT mean the amount of knowledge. Some random student might be smart while some of his classmates are dumb. Schools also just try to make children obey the teachers just like when they needed workers in the industrial revolution. That's why the school system thing is stuck in the 1800s. Watch some videos about school and the effects on people's brains.

@xenoncantread

Жыл бұрын

@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor The state of florida?

The way Matt stares into the camera while eating paper and drinking beer is both slightly adorable and unsettling

@jcoolguy1548

Жыл бұрын

For some reason I thought you were gonna say "is full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen"

@sq1tl

Жыл бұрын

@@jcoolguy1548 Not wrong either

@BOZMINE

Жыл бұрын

@@jcoolguy1548 That is just incredibly oddly specific, I love it.

@kadedoesanimation

Жыл бұрын

*PPFFFFHH*

@arkydaarcticfox9497

Жыл бұрын

Me personally, I would not let that slide

In my history class, we were learning about gilgamesh and Nebuchadnezzar. This was recent, so my whole class started saying “gigamesh” and “Nebuchadnezzar” (They pronounced the middle part as “Chad” instead of how it’s normally pronounced) and our teacher said that if anyone used those names on assignments, midterms, or finals, he would fail us immediately and call our parents and explain what had happened.

@nhbons783

26 күн бұрын

I would immediately refer to him only as the Chad, forever

my school banned asking questions that include "what if" because everyone wouldn't stop asking completely unrelated questions. we resorted to asking "what would occur in the circumstance where..."

@nathanielleffingwell

5 күн бұрын

And as a last resort: In a hypothetical scenario, what would be the outcome?

my french teacher banned the word “bro” and would send any kid who said it to detention because apparently it was “gang related” so obviously, me and my friends rebelled and started saying things like “broccoli” “bronchitis” and other words like that. it was hilarious just hearing a kid say “wassup my bronchitis” in the hall

@MoonlarkSpirits

Жыл бұрын

Ha!

@ssupermarlo

11 ай бұрын

what's up my bronchium

@askrial_

11 ай бұрын

@@ssupermarlo yoooo my bromine!

@antenakic3656

11 ай бұрын

Bro means brother like wtf.

@frenchconstantine2299

11 ай бұрын

What's up my brownie!?

The last 30 seconds of this video is a cinematic masterpiece. Also, my school also banned “shut up”, so we all decided to go with “Silence Peasant”

@creppersaurusrex2300

Жыл бұрын

Silence, Peasant

@TV-ly3dp

Жыл бұрын

​@@creppersaurusrex2300 Silence, Peasant

@dazaifeetpics

Жыл бұрын

@@TV-ly3dp Silence, peasant

@Stoopid420

Жыл бұрын

Cease your speech, lower life form

@vaclavherout3614

Жыл бұрын

@@TV-ly3dp Silence, Peasant

In 5th grade, my teacher banned the words "stuff", "things", and "huge" in order to expand our vocabulary. My elementary school smartass ratted out everyone who said those words, even when we weren't even in the classroom, to the point where one kid kept on saying "stuff the turkey" as a loophole who antagonize me And I wondered why some people didn't like me

@hyperpii18

18 күн бұрын

where you the smartass?

My school banned the phrase “erm, actually”

@WeyovLest

2 ай бұрын

doth thine thinketh before yonder speaketh?

@cacophonousantiquarian8803

Ай бұрын

🤓

@AmyWall-mt4og

16 сағат бұрын

Then say "erm, akshully" instead.

In my elementary school, the fifth graders really loved Sasquatch, so much so they started saying “stay squatchy” all the time. The teachers didn’t know what this meant and promptly banned the phrase, but later that year at fifth grade graduation nearly every kid ended their speech with “stay squatchy” because what were the teachers gonna do, it was the last day of school

@BrainoConf

Жыл бұрын

keep kongy

@j.calvert3361

Жыл бұрын

In my country schools don't ban words. Why is that so common in the USA?

@zhanucong4614

Жыл бұрын

​@@j.calvert3361 they don't have freedom of speech

@sillylittleowlguy2392

Жыл бұрын

@@j.calvert3361 Pearl-clutching witches seem to be the most common teacher type here in the states, especially in the bible belt.

@nyuloubunny

Жыл бұрын

@@j.calvert3361 Who says this person went to school in the US? the comment doesn't specify where they are from. I grew up in the US however and don't recall any words being banned- I think it depends more on the specific school or teachers.

My first grade teacher didn’t allow the class to say stupid, she genuinely treated it as a swear. And I don’t just mean calling a person stupid wasn’t allowed, you weren’t allowed to use the word for anything. For instance if your crayons kept breaking you couldn’t say “Stupid crayons”. When a book she was reading to the class said the word stupid she would replace it with “silly”.

@stardust9470

3 ай бұрын

Imagine she was reading some philosopher's book meant to be taken seriously and then she replaces every instance of stupid with silly. That would by hysterical

@the-eq5vh

2 ай бұрын

yeah, my 8th grade teacher said the n word every time it appeared in books with her full chest; the difference between elementary school teachers and middle school teachers is wild

@binxonbrodway

3 күн бұрын

a book from 300 years ago:"thoug notith be saying those silly, wrenched things!"

@phantomboba

3 күн бұрын

The main book I remember her doing this with is the junie b. jones book “the stupid smelly bus”, even though the adjective stupid was being used to describe an object. She had no problem with the word dumb even though they mean the same thing. Around the same time I also took Mandarin classes for like 3 months (which I never progressed in because no one in my family speaks a language besides English, I only started taking lessons because my friend whose family actually spoke Mandarin took them) and the mandarin teacher I had wouldn’t allow the class to say anything starting with “what the”. Not heck, not even any of those weird substitutes like “what the scallop”, or even “what in the world”. My best guess is that she a) didn’t understand that English-speaking people don’t consider it that bad or b) it was because most of the students were 4-6 (beginner class since I had no previous experience with the language) and she didn’t want us to say anything that even remotely alluded to a swear.

@phantomboba

3 күн бұрын

@@stardust9470 doesn’t Shakespeare use the word stupid in some of his plays? It’s good that you don’t read his plays until high school since no one would be able to take it seriously if she replaced all the iconic Shakespearean insults with “you’re being very silly right now 😠”

The entire class chanting something is horror movie material. Especially when you where responsible for letting that slide and it escalated to this point

When I was in primary school, they banned us doing the YMCA so we all banded together in the yard and did a FULL school YMCA. It was hilarious seeing teachers trying to break us apart. Edit: Thanks for all the likes! Glad I made ya'll laugh with something stupid from my days in primary. 😂

@Evening_Star6

Жыл бұрын

Dear God if I could have one wish right now it'd be to go back in time and see that

@Lifeintheclouds07

Жыл бұрын

@@Evening_Star6 Haha, just a good couple hundred students going around a yard, yelling YMCA at the top of their lungs whilst doing the dance 😂

@skag_gully

Жыл бұрын

Idk why the mental image of a whole school doing the YMCA is the funniest thing to me 😂

@HunterZeGreat

Жыл бұрын

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF. How do I switch bodies with you?

@Lifeintheclouds07

Жыл бұрын

@@HunterZeGreat Not exactly something you'd wanna do, haha 😅

The two things I learned from this is that language is so malleable and creative that banning words and phrases is literally impossible and that children are apparently keen to break stupid rules.

@dmarsub

Жыл бұрын

This is just not a thing i am from, is this a U.S thing? When did this start? I thought they fetishize freedom?

@samixalam_

Жыл бұрын

To quote a lyric from "Baggy Trousers" by Madness... "All I learnt at school Was how to bend, not break the rules"

@antonliakhovitch8306

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, until I saw this I had no idea that banned words in school were a thing. It makes no sense to me whatsoever. Isn't it better to try and work on what the student is *trying* to say, rather than the words they're actually using? I don't see how banning "shut up" can make someone a better person.

@p0p.5

Жыл бұрын

@@antonliakhovitch8306 yeah believe it

@Tranqwhirl

Жыл бұрын

Kids have always been keen to break stupid rules. Everyone wants to break stupid rules. It's fun.

Recently, our music teacher sent a kid to the office for mewing and when we asked what's wrong with mewing she said it was inappropriate and we asked what the hand gesture for mewing was and SHE STARTED MEWING 💀

when I was in junior high, Kendamas were _super_ popular. I guess the teachers saw us having fun and were like "none of that, thanks" and banned them. but obv we still talked about them a lot, so the word 'kendama' was banned too but the bullying was fine I guess

My school tried to ban communism. Like the whole concept of communism. The kids brought the Problem to the school council saying that it was a violation of free speech and they did a school wide vote. My school now has a fairly sized community of middle school communists who regularly chant the Soviet Union anthem through the halls

@comradewindowsill4253

Жыл бұрын

this whole situation is just bruh edit, now that I have recovered from the psychic damage this post did to me: you know how japanese people cringe when they meet a western weirdo who only knows japan from anime and doesn't care to learn anything about actual japan? yeah that's me when I meet people who have memorized that goddamned anthem phonetically

@nintendofan69

Жыл бұрын

Oh god. Are you one of them?

@orangetreestudiosII

Жыл бұрын

That sounds quite fun, actually

@thefantasylife2267

Жыл бұрын

the kids are alright

@John.Not-Jack.Daniels

Жыл бұрын

Well done.

what I'm getting from this video is that banning words in school is a good way to get kids to expand their vocabulary.

@joaquinlezcano2372

Жыл бұрын

Either that or they already got more vocabulary than the school itself.

@Majora404err01r

Жыл бұрын

@@joaquinlezcano2372 bro you just roasted the school system lol

@ohno3736

Жыл бұрын

​@@joaquinlezcano2372 I shit you not, my school set up this reading program to improve students' vocabulary except they never once used the term 'vocabulary', instead they talked about improving your 'word box' or some shit Edit: I believe they actually used the term 'word bank', could still be misremembering though

@mazzy_ivy

Жыл бұрын

Yeah tho- nowhere else would you hear *cephalopod conundrums*

@jimmy_1936

11 ай бұрын

my friend got banned from saying “jumpscare” in history class

dice could also be called: 6 sided coin flip

@mr.bobcyndaquil4214

2 ай бұрын

A physical random number generator

In my 4th grade class, the teacher got some chick-fil-a and we all started saying "chicken minis" in a chibi voice in sync together for some reason. It was banned, and the kid who showed up late was very confused.

My school also banned "ginger" because this was when the "gingers don't have souls" thing was in full swing, and I was sent to detention when I told a teacher *not* to call my hair color "strawberry blonde" because I do actually have ginger hair and she told me to dye it a different color. To be clear, I technically didn't get detention for correcting her and saying ginger, I got detention for saying "fuck no" at the hair dye thing.

@meowpoint1403

Жыл бұрын

Were you allowed to say "redhead"?

@dromie5059

Жыл бұрын

Did you actually say, "fuck no"?

@erinn2458

Жыл бұрын

@@dromie5059 I’d have said worse

@funnyusername8635

Жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah to that fuck no! Dye your hair? Get all the way the fuck outta here! Some teachers are delusional about the amount of power they have over students' lives and bodies.

@FatYoshi619

Жыл бұрын

Wait your teacher told you to dye your hair different? Just for having ginger colored hair? 💀

I had the word "giggle" banned in my class because a teacher insisted it was a racial slur. She also banned hand sanitizer and the Hobbit. Not the words, the items.

@idle_speculation

10 ай бұрын

Why would you ban hand sanitizer? And a classic work of literature? The oppression against conlangers is real…

@magicrainbowkitties1023

9 ай бұрын

99.9% of germs have entered the chat

@bradleysmith9352

9 ай бұрын

@@idle_speculationShe probably bans vaccinated kids from entering the classroom

@minifye

8 ай бұрын

Short kids were banned?

@goofy-ahh101.

8 ай бұрын

School Slander:

The word “tasty” was banned when we used it, many many many times then we changed it to the name “Phil” and “Paul” which eventually got banned

One of my elementary teachers said - and I quote “You can’t say cant without saying yet after.” *my classmate can’t eat gluten yet.*

In 6th grade, our class got the words “big brain” banned because it was apparently insulting to other people who might not think they were smart. We just replaced it with “large cerebellum”

@MishaG4mer

10 ай бұрын

LOL

@zaidlacksalastname4905

10 ай бұрын

Lmao that's the big that does balancing and stuff

@DoctorMysterio15

10 ай бұрын

Beautiful.

@soan06

10 ай бұрын

it's large cerebellum time

@EmpressElectraa

10 ай бұрын

Did that word get banned too?

People coming up with more complex replacements of words that got banned is hysterical. Like “cephalopod conundrums” that is so funny 😭

@rehpicllib4745

Жыл бұрын

I would’ve gone with calamari actions if I was at that school

@Rev_Erser

Жыл бұрын

nice profile picture happy pride month

@foolishness9020

Жыл бұрын

@@rehpicllib4745 Lobster doings is what i will say in that school

@angel_ix6556

Жыл бұрын

if i were at that school i would say kraken occurrence

@MrChristianDT

Жыл бұрын

Cuttlefish World Series.

This is one of my all-time favourite Matt Rose videos. It’s just too funny seeing the stupid words schools have banned and how students worked around it. I wish I had a story to contribute, but I don’t remember if any school I went to banned any words.

Ahh, yes, my favorite word related to gang violence, “peace”

My class managed to get the words "there's no paper" banned back in middle school because we were clowning our school's comically irresponsible financial decision-making with it The backstory is that at some point our school came out and told us and our parents that it can't afford paper (printer nor toilet) so it would be appreciated if we brought any we had to spare. To which we were like "fair enough, the school is small, isolated and underfunded, it's not that surprising" except that wasn't even the case. We found out a few weeks after when some people burst into the classroom during class and started taking measurements of the wall, and when we asked the teacher what that was about, she told us it was cause the school was planning to get a smart board installed there. We all went silent for a bit until a kid finally piped up and asked "so you can't afford paper but you can afford smart boards?" and the teacher straight up told us yes and that they were given the choice between the two, and like the responsible adults they were, they chose the smart board. So we turned it into an inside joke within our class and even put the sentence on shirts and wore them at the end of the school year. It ended up drawing the other kids' attention (it was a bit funny since the plural of paper was misspelled, but it's hard to explain since it was a different language from english. I guess the closest english equivalent would be for example spelling it as gooses instead of geese), so we explained to them what it meant and how we found out, and by the next semester the entire school was passively aggressively clowning the teachers with that sentence. Which isn't a lot since there was about 100 students in total but clearly the teachers took it personally cause they ended up banning the words

@nobodythere94

Жыл бұрын

this school of yours is going on a tight budget there- 💀

@user-nn5jy8pe7u

Жыл бұрын

Your school in Alberta?

@amogoose2971

Жыл бұрын

@@nobodythere94 its not a tight budget if they can afford a smart board

@amogoose2971

Жыл бұрын

@@user-nn5jy8pe7u he said his school does not speak english, it's probably some country in europe

@nobodythere94

Жыл бұрын

@@amogoose2971 ik, i was trying to be sarcastic. i probably have to work on it tho

My art teacher had three very reasonable rules in her classroom: 1. No blood in the art room 2. No cinnamon (because she was allergic) And 3. No “that’s what she said” jokes.

@mrtophatguy

10 ай бұрын

that’s actually pretty fair

@MeepChangeling

10 ай бұрын

That's how you get "that's what he said" jokes.

@pyrofromteamfortress2

10 ай бұрын

Once we weren't allowed to say the name Abigail. Let me elaborate. So once, I had the really dumb idea to brainwash all my friends into thinking my name is Abigail. But then, because of that, a rule was enforced "no mention of Abigail" and I had to go back to being called Pyro. But it didn't work because a few people were still affected by my brainwashing. Eventually though, everyone caught on and started calling me Pyro again. One day, an actual Abigail joined, that looked very similar to me. And they couldn't drop the Abigail rule, so they put me in a new class. What do you think?

@desaug

9 ай бұрын

@@pyrofromteamfortress2 they shoulda put her in a new class (sorta changed onipion)

@pyrofromteamfortress2

9 ай бұрын

@@desaug why?

One time I heard someone say "Wetting cheese smells like farts" so it got me just chanting "WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS! WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS! WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS!" which led to the word "wetting" getting banned. 💀💀💀

@immagical7036

3 ай бұрын

Is.. is wetting even a word??

My school not only had to ban tag throught the halls but also the phrase birds are not real in all verble written and email forms becouse entire clases would chant it then it changed to Elvis is alive

My school completely banned any and all discussion of, or references to, "the internet" or "the news". Their argument was that, I shit you not, "School is for learning, not for discussion." I remember one day when we were in a computer science class and one of the humanities teachers walked in and then gave us all detention for two and a half hours after school because we were discussing the use of Twitter as a marketing tool... as part of the curriculum.

@gappleofdiscord9752

Жыл бұрын

I think they forgot that the original academies in Greece were almost entirelyabout discussion.

@scientistservant

Жыл бұрын

Holy fucking shit.

@victoriahewitt9938

Жыл бұрын

I just can't 😮

@dusaprukiyathan1613

Жыл бұрын

"School is for learning, not for discussion" is one of the most american-public-school things I have ever heard and it hurts.

@brokencreativity7266

Жыл бұрын

did the computer science teacher, not step in and go like "bruh I told them to talk about it"?????

Love how any slang term that originates from the African American community is automatically “gang related.”

@Totallynotredtail

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I noticed that

@B_by_Motleyorc

8 ай бұрын

yeah thats uhhhh not a good look

@SamanthamusPrimeV28050

8 ай бұрын

They racist. Right?

@decentpotatoes

8 ай бұрын

@@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 Yeah, pretty much.

@SamanthamusPrimeV28050

8 ай бұрын

@@decentpotatoes understood.

If ya come back to this…. Here’s mine!! One kid named Kagan got in trouble for repeatedly say “Giggity” and “Giggity Giggity Goo” so he was only allowed to say either ONCE A DAY…. For the REST FOR THE YEAR, he’d get 30 minutes of detention if he said either twice!

My teacher banned the word "diyabeetees" because it sounds familiar to "the condition when you eat too much sweets and too much sugar" Also, my teacher banned the phrase "Skibidi Toilet" because all my classmates say "Skibidi Toilet" Again, my classmates can't say "chicken nuggets" because all my classmates also say it. It's banned now.

@HarlowQuintheCountryhumanfan7

15 күн бұрын

Just say,”poultry meat rocks”

my school banned "skill issue" because some kid really hated it, so we started saying "ability contingency"

@KoopaKid660

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue lmao

@limewater4074

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue

@EatAnOctorok

Жыл бұрын

Man, the Karens are getting younger and younger.

@BrainoConf

Жыл бұрын

expertise complication

@malmart0

Жыл бұрын

That kid really just said :"☝️🤓"

I had 2 teachers ban the word banana because of the magic hallway bananas. My theatre teacher also banned "shut up" which resulted in the entire class occasionally yelling "SILENCE MORTALS!" He banned the word "hell", and a bunch of kids just kept saying Michigan instead.

@froxdoggaming3385

8 ай бұрын

what magic hallway bananas??? what??????

@otherbonnie

8 ай бұрын

The iconic magic hallway bananas.

@pandalenz6534

8 ай бұрын

Is the Hell one a reference to the town of Hell, Michigan?

@kaderen8461

8 ай бұрын

@@pandalenz6534i believe it is because michigan is hell

@jo5hua0680

7 ай бұрын

@@kaderen8461 As someone who lives across the ocean from Michigan, has never been to Michigan, has no relation to anyone in Michigan and knows nobody in the place, and who has only been to Florida when visiting the States, I can confirm that Michigan is the visible definition of Hell.

My teacher tried banning the word “cool” but it ended up with the whole class screaming “COOL COOL COOL”

My classmates were insanely overcompetitive; they would do literally ANYTHING to beat up their classmates in any exam or competition. Among the craziest was to start a school note mafia, but that's a story for another time. Anyway, because of this, they LOVED to call one another "psycho" because that's frankly what they were... and the school got the word "psycho" banned from my class because it was genuinely turning into bullying. (That's not the weird part yet.) The students got around this with "sociopath" and that was also banned. Here's the silly part now. My class, besides loving to absolutely slaughter each other, loves science, especially physics in particular. So when we "discovered" the electromagnetic spectrum, psycho/sociopath became "Your wavelength is way to short for your own good!" The school banned the words "wavelength" "gamma ray" and "X-ray" right after this became a running gag and nearly descended into total chaos. A student who wanted to tell her friend she was going to have braces fitted for her teeth and required a dental X-ray, nearly got herself pulled to the teachers' office ☢💀

The Dutch language was banned in my PE class. I called my opponents vuile wimpermijten one too many times; it got suspicious.

@domieIIe

Жыл бұрын

dirty eyelash mites?☠

@Lemon-jn9bt

Жыл бұрын

@@domieIIe They were.

@notanemovampire

Жыл бұрын

geef me em clap papa

@svf99escfan

Жыл бұрын

Kies mijn mooiste kant aub

@Luvmii.

Жыл бұрын

ik ben mollie

I remember my 2nd grade class banned the word "hate", and proceeded to explain what it meant. It was a decent idea because she wanted us to all get along and for there to be a "no hate environment", only problem was that she terrible when it came to controlling any kind of bullying going on and I was a prime target. Now that I think of it, all of my bullys who would go on to torment me for the next several years of my life going into highschool were in that damn class. So my rebellious ass decided to say, in front of the whole class while we were sitting down "I HATE YOU" to this little gremlin shit called "Gavin" and the class audibly gasped. No one had said this before, but I meant it. I hated Gavin. And the teacher asked me why I said it. It's been so long that I can't remember what I said but I probably got in trouble.

@wingdingfontbro

Жыл бұрын

That just makes it more impactful

@pineapple_of_doom4646

Жыл бұрын

Legend

@WarTie

Жыл бұрын

Fuck Gavin. Dont care what he did, fuck em

@KitsuneFyora

Жыл бұрын

Least she taught you _when_ to say you hate someone. Might have gotten in trouble, but now you know for sure you hate Gavin

@LaloSalamancaGaming69

Жыл бұрын

Every bully victim will always be punished for being the victim because the teachers will always have a soft spot for pieces of shit like gavin,its a mistery why ALL teachers are in love with bullies and protect them

What would be most fun, would be if someone collected all these, wrote down the words and which schools, and then sent it in to the government and some news station while demanding those words to be removed from the dictionary due to the education system wanting them banned. And then just wait for the fireworks. There’d be tv channels fighting over it, since the schools/teachers don’t acknowledge the words in the dictionary as being worthy of being used anymore.

I remember once a teacher banned the phrase "oh my god" because apparently it was "disrespectful to god," it wasn't even a religious school. 💀

@cursedkai2627

Жыл бұрын

holy shit same

@goldie1943

Жыл бұрын

I got told off for saying “what the hell” once in religious studies. My school is also non-religious

@VeryAlert

Жыл бұрын

@@goldie1943 lmfao bro my friend got in trouble for saying sup but the teacher didnt care when someone used slurs

@66ixty9ine

Жыл бұрын

@@VeryAlert a kid in my graphic design class got kicked out for saying "what in the name of the one above all"

@loganthebookdragon

Жыл бұрын

BRO SAME

I live in South Africa, a nation with 12 official languages, and my school banned people from speaking any language other than English because "it is excluding the other students"

@bluebaron6811

Жыл бұрын

They must've been like "oh yeah, those Dutch-speaking students must be teasing that little boy behind his back", when really they were probably talking about trees or some other dumb topic.

@glebglub

Жыл бұрын

@@bluebaron6811 "tell your father to grow tenderstem brocolli, for some reason the English will pay top dollar for it"

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

Жыл бұрын

That is like banning english in england.

@ameliasteynberg5841

Жыл бұрын

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Nah it's more like banning Welsh, Cornish, Scots, etc. in the UK

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

Жыл бұрын

@@ameliasteynberg5841 I would say that both are pretty similar. Banning english would mean banning the majority language and banning Welsh, Cornish, Scots, Scottish Gaelic, etc. would be more similar by meaning that you ban most languages spoken there.

The word “Bing” got banned because the teacher thought that it was an alternative word for vape 💀

Back when squid game was popular my school banned everyone from talking about or playing it. So one time we played it and a teacher said "stop playing squid game" or something like that... and then my friend said that we were not playing squid game we were playing "christmas activities"💀 (it was around christmas time) and we got away with it.

In elementary school they banned the word "Sacrifice" when we shoved kids off the play structure during groundies, to avoid this we simply chanted "SACK OF RICE"

@bencenagy5459

9 ай бұрын

It's like roblox players saying "sewer slide" or "soup of side" instead of "suicide"

@TillmanReilly

9 ай бұрын

the kids at my old school would also chant "SACK OF RICE" sometimes.

@mateusmarini1833

9 ай бұрын

​@@bencenagy5459sushi of the side

@so_much_for_jj

8 ай бұрын

Bahahahhaha my first year in marching band we’d all chant “sack of rice” all the time, but just because it was funny, not because the real word was banned. I still do it every once in a while as an inside joke

@ISA-._.-69420

8 ай бұрын

Coincidentally my choir also chanted SACK OF RICE but it was because I yelled it out by accident, also our cult was amazing because we had a Russian girl in our class chant and actual ritual song in Russian, our choir teacher was chill about it :D

For some reason my computer science and engineering classes respectively were obsessed with saying "rat", and it got to the point where the teacher who tought both classes banned "rat", "mouse", "rodent", etc. We had to call computer mice "clicky clicky cursor movers" for the rest of the year and if we said one of the banned words the teacher threatened us with the wrath of a malevolent* Peppa Pig toy.

@oxxo183

Жыл бұрын

erm, *what kind of toy was it?*

@NuberCuber

Жыл бұрын

@@oxxo183 a little plastic peppa pig figurine that he kept captive in a bird cage on his wall

@-DumpsterFire

Жыл бұрын

this is one of the funniest things I've seen all day

@yum976

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the most powerful weapon in the universe: A small plastic Peppa Pig toy.

@plantyt3246

Жыл бұрын

@@NuberCuber that’s incredibly based

When I was in in Prep, the phrase ‘Chicken Stir Fry’ was banned in my class because we wouldn’t stop saying it….i have no clue why

This just proves that banning things easily backfires

The pure intellectual prowess Matt has to make an entire cohesive sentence out of completely random words is astonishing

@JKBisms

Жыл бұрын

And then the absolute power move of eating the fucking paper afterward

@Iced___

Жыл бұрын

@@JKBisms it tastes good

@LichenJuice

Жыл бұрын

"cohesive" is a strong word

@paulinxm8201

Жыл бұрын

​@@LichenJuice Me personally? I would not let that slide.

@EarthButNotFlat

Жыл бұрын

I once tried eating paper with milk it was good

The fact that AAVE words are banned bc of “gang relation” excuses really shows what kinds schools these are…

@comradewindowsill4253

Жыл бұрын

yeah those ones were just depressing tbh

@OZdoesArt

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my middle school art class, I liked the teacher for the most part but I remember her being really strict on us not drawing anything "gang related". I was asked to change a germanic typeface I had used because she thought it was "gang related" but the worst example was when my friend drew a black dude with an afro in a leisure suit and she said it was "gang related". Everyone at our table (including my black friend) laughed it off at the time but good lord!

@jaynenunya6070

Жыл бұрын

I fucking thought the SAME thing. Glad other people are on the same page.

@just_eve745

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too

@Tom_ig

Жыл бұрын

Yeah fr. When I saw those ones my first thoughts were that it was rooted in racism.

My school banned “funny monkes” from being said. Kids were in full on society with judges kings and other crap and they would all chant funny monke during lunch since it’s what they called themselves. When the lunch ladies got annoyed and banned the name, the kids replaced it with something along the lines of hopping rabbits until that got banned too.

I know this doesn’t count as a story for this one but when I was in middle school, I was in accelerated math, and one kid pissed off all the teachers (especially the math teacher) so much that the kid was kicked out of accelerated learning. To this day, the kid has never won an argument.

You know what we need? A compilation of Matt just pronouncing gibberish

@Void_TheDemon

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@Ammiad

Жыл бұрын

YES

@adhyayanchoudha1055

Жыл бұрын

Amazing we need it

@IceFox09

Жыл бұрын

So just normal videos

@XxBlack.andGoldxX

Жыл бұрын

Imma make one cause why not!!

In my middle school, kids wouldn't stop randomly blurting "LeBron James" in the middle of bible class. My teacher got so sick of it that she went up to the main instigator of the conundrum and leaned her hand on his desk so they were eye-to-eye and told him in full seriousness, "Say that one more and you are going to be 'LeBron Jamesing' yourself out the door." The whole class erupted with laughter, and so she banned the name.

@imacatmeow.givemefood

Жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️

@ChaosEnthusiast

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHA

@BrokenDread

Жыл бұрын

What's next? Kobe?

@aperson9561

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOO I LOST IT AT '"Say that one more time and you are going to be 'LeBron Jamesing' yourself out the door."'

@charlottemabury1164

Жыл бұрын

LeBron Jamesing 😂😂

4:29 shut up is banned in two of my classes, but we never got that creative, just “shut down”

If a school banned the word “big”, then I would say something like… Idk… Giant, Godzilla-sized, huge, humongous, hefty (in the meaning of big), oversized, towering (also in the meaning of big)… and all that stuff…

My social studies teacher banned the word "Phone" because kids kept saying "Why is your phone out?" so much that she told us that if we said the word, we would get points taken away. We started saying "Cellular device", "Wifi-needing box", rechargeable rectangularprism", and so many other words to replace the word "Phone"

@chaoticghostwashere

Жыл бұрын

The amount of times I tried to say 'rechargeable rectangular prism' and failed is just baffling

@SaraS0125

Жыл бұрын

@@chaoticghostwashere Some boy took his phone and called it 'The mini iPad with more!' Always made us laugh

@Dr-Random

Жыл бұрын

You could but shouldn’t call it “cellphone” Technically, that’s not bad, because they banned “phone” not “cellphone”, so I’ve still got a clean record.

@aliciam6145

11 ай бұрын

wait is your oikawa plushie in the toilet

@SaraS0125

11 ай бұрын

@@aliciam6145 No

In my 4th grade class the word "Shrek" was banned as it was being used in the entirety of our short stories. To sum it all up, there were a lot of green men and swamps post-banning

@Evanthefrostyanimations

Жыл бұрын

Not shrek!

@cadefilms4072

Жыл бұрын

Nooo Shrek

@tammid8423

Жыл бұрын

As an Apollo fan, don't worry, everyone SHROCK

@ToastyStuff

Жыл бұрын

Your principal is definitely "Shrexist"

@KOOPAS1234

Жыл бұрын

Isn't Shrek a fucking short story

My school chorus had to sing a song, and the beginning, middle, and end it said "Na na na na na!" We were banned to say it and on opening day the school accidentally played the "na na na na na audio" 💀

My 6th grade social studies banned the word “calcium.” No one knows why.

i got the phrase “you beady eyed bottom feeder” banned at my old primary school because we weren’t allowed to swear so our insults got progressively more creative ☠️

@finnybrooks8068

11 ай бұрын

Was your teacher Tamatoa?

@GusThePrankster

11 ай бұрын

You beady eyed bottom feeder!

@SirPogsalotCreates

10 ай бұрын

found the SHINY

@what-hq1gl

10 ай бұрын

hopefully no one used bad word number 11

@dax_is_back2905

9 ай бұрын

SKULL AND CROSSBONES EMOJI!!!

A friend of mine once said, "Sometimes school staff are just GMod RP admins that grew up" and he couldn't be more correct about that statement.

@sophiegrey9576

Жыл бұрын

Maybe 'grew up' isn't the right phrase. They just got older tbh

My science teachers banned the words “skibidi” and “sigma” because people kept yelling the words out randomly during class.

@AgnesMoonlight

27 күн бұрын

W teachers

the words "skibidi toilet" got banned in my math class. im proud

My school banned ‘Cocomelon’ AND ‘Baby Shark’ because the teachers thought it was cringe.

@deki9827

Жыл бұрын

Based? Can't say lmao

@cmdroldar

Жыл бұрын

id say based

@mbdg6810

Жыл бұрын

Thats a school i’d like to be at.

@luminous.iolite

Жыл бұрын

to be honest i agree with the teachers baby shark is overrated and cocomelon is like a lethal drug targeted to kids

@bluebaron6811

Жыл бұрын

I want to meet this person when I enter heaven.

On the first day on seventh grade, my science teacher told us that we weren't allowed to say the word "suck" and didn't explain why, and she even spent ten minutes having us guess the word because she didn't want to say it herself. If I remember correctly, someone guessed "shit" but the teacher was fine with that

@PouncyJunior

Жыл бұрын

😂

"Paul Nation" is some of the funniest shit ever

This reminds my teacher lecturing us about swear words. She started swearing to emphasise it. And our english teacher's phrase "YOU INCORRIGIBLE CREATURE!!!"

The word “needle” was banned in 5th grade because apparently it was related to drugs in some way. We all called it the “sharp pointy stick”, so the teachers banned all words and phrases related to sharp sticks. I remember this one time where we were doing medieval Europe and one kid asked “What were the broadswords made of?”, and his parents were called. Never saw the bloke again. This got so bad that people actually called sharp pointy things the name of the kid who left(we’ll call him Bob). Just imagine hearing “What type of Bob’s were used during the crusades?”. And then the word Bob got banned, and all the kids named Bob were assigned numbers from the students. That’s when we decided to go to a new school. One of my friends contacted me and told me that the policy still existed.

@SR_73

8 ай бұрын

What the hell is that🤣

@trucker826

8 ай бұрын

It's not just a Broadsword, it's a Bobsword!

@_Norv

8 ай бұрын

@@trucker826 Richard the Lionheart is quivering in his grave.

@Pythoris

8 ай бұрын

I doubt this is true (just because that’s insane) but if it is then that school can likely be sued for reasons depending on the country or state/territory/province/etc inside a country you live in.

@_Norv

8 ай бұрын

@@Pythoris your doubt is my reality.

“South Africa” was banned in my trivia club because kids kept saying it when they didn’t know the answer to a question. We went to a tournament, and guess what the answer to the last question was?

@yell0w-man

Жыл бұрын

“Oh, my fault teehee! Still keeping the word banned though, ofc! We are the best 😋“

@chenterr103

Жыл бұрын

Canada?

@JustAnInnocentLamb

Жыл бұрын

Ironic

@slaimiaadem1634

Жыл бұрын

اسبانيا؟

@koiyune

9 ай бұрын

A country in the S̲o̲u̲t̲h̲ Of A̲f̲r̲i̲c̲a̲

Okay the ending was pure performance art

There was this one kid in my old school and he hated the word “slay” due to overuse. I cling to words and phrases I find funny, slay being one of them. That poor bastard had to put up with it. Wasn’t really banned but we tried not to say it. I did get two things banned though: laser pointers at my kindergarten and parental lunch visits at my elementary school. Neither on purpose.

In my language arts/creating writing class, our teacher had to ban the word “Ohio” because students started laughing every time it was brought up and she was scared it had some alternate sexual meaning 💀

@blackcatpoe4716

Жыл бұрын

Teacher: Thought of college? Student: Ohio State Teacher: Come see me after school.

@equilibrum999

Жыл бұрын

Only in Ohio :czaszka:

@Vikt-vg8nz

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, "if it's funny, it must be sexual"

@persik123

Жыл бұрын

How is that meme still alive!?

@marrio504

Жыл бұрын

​@persik123 it is not there just 1 person making Ohio videos and that's it(the only guy that did it good)

My 6th grade teacher tried banning the words "emo" and "me personally, I would not take that/let that slide". They also tried banning"racist" so kids said "racially motivated" instead. One girl was a contortionist and her nickname was "spineless". That got banned too because it was "insulting" even though the girl loved the nickname

@monkeydoespride

9 ай бұрын

I fucking hate it when schools (or anyone for that matter) tries to be offended for someone

@iwakeupandboomimarat

9 ай бұрын

spineless is such a cool nickname wtf

@lmfao6125

9 ай бұрын

if she likes the name why not just let her keep it instead of getting offended about a thing nobody at all finds offensive

@Fools_Blade

9 ай бұрын

Damn me personally I wouldn't let that slide

@Fools_Blade

8 ай бұрын

@@lmfao6125 idk man some teachers just hate anything that sounds too edgy even when it's not.

Imagine being called Paul and just being told by school staff, "No."

My school banned talking about pepper spray because someone sprayed it on while on a bus once

My middle school classmate Nathaniel was specifically disciplined after blurting "NEWSFLASH!" too many times, after practically any event occurred, and then "reporting" it. Our teacher, an easily annoyed old woman I'll call Mrs. C, had enough, and told him in front of the class, "Alright, Nate, if you say 'newsflash' one more time, I'm going to mark your card" (behavior card, 2 strikes in a day meant detention when you hit 7th and 8th grade). Of course, the legend replied, "NEWSFLASH! Mrs. C is going to mark my card!" We collectively lost it and I'm pretty sure I was near tears at my desk. I'm 25 and it's still hilarious to me.

@RiannaPeterson

6 ай бұрын

Legend

@TheShadowMaven

5 ай бұрын

Man is a legend. I wonder what he is doing now... Probably works as a news reporter based on his clear talent for reporting events.

@dibble1331

5 ай бұрын

ngl that do sound annoying

@birdie8006

5 ай бұрын

He continued being a legend for the two more years I knew him, his dad had cancer and the both of them got free tickets to the Superbowl @@TheShadowMaven

@birdie8006

5 ай бұрын

NEWSFLASH! I looked him up now and he's a delivery driver at a pharmacy near my parents' home. Which is funny. he really stayed in the neighborhood. that's nice though. the pharmacy website says he works there and loves it there because of how they helped his dad when he was ill. 🥹@@TheShadowMaven