This gives a new meaning to "the flying scotsman".

@astra00700

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't it the flying Dutchman? Or are we not thinking of the same thing?? Am I mentally disabled???

@Innerspace100

11 ай бұрын

@@astra00700 Famous, long running (since the 1860s) express passenger rail service between London and Edinburgh, and also, the name of the first steam locomotive in the world to reach a certified 100 m.p.h. (160 km/h).

Ye olde Suicide Squad

@bigowl9408

7 жыл бұрын

Can't get our politicians to sign up for them, unless one could form the kamikaze EU brigade.

For the "finest kamikaze Scotsman" he's not really got the hang of being run over yet ;P

@dennman37

7 жыл бұрын

He is the finest because he is the only one left

@Un-ht5bc

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, truly one of a kind that one.

@astra00700

5 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck this is so good

@seanmorgan1759

3 ай бұрын

Well, you can't blame him, he never finished his training.

@user-et6pj4db9s

3 ай бұрын

Because they couldnt actually run over the person who continually lays down infront of the truck? Because they speed it up Ive often been left wondering if thats actually Chapman or a stunt double.

No-Time Tolouse ... the story of the wild and lawless days of the post impressionists - *PRICELESS!!!*

@Afrikitty

8 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha -- Dead on time -- none of which is to lose. (*_*)

@sidDkid87

8 жыл бұрын

Afrikitty MP *never* gets old for me : ))))`

@r.b.4611

7 жыл бұрын

I'm clearly missing some history or context. Could someone explain this joke??

@jacobchernack1055

7 жыл бұрын

"Alright, ya yella-bellied sidewinder! Go fer yer guns!"

@kentjg32

7 жыл бұрын

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Little history note: Terry Jones says that he found out later that people hurling themselves off of a castle was actually done during the Crusades. He said that it gave him a curious feeling because the sketch was written as a joke.

@MrPjw5

9 жыл бұрын

Really? Where'd you find this out?

@katemctiernan7167

9 жыл бұрын

Terry Jones did a documentary called 'The Crusades' and he was discussing the first appearace of The Assassins during the Crusades and the Assassins' leader had such a hold over his followers, if he commanded, his followers would hurl themselves off of battlement walls, and he demonstrated this to a European prince.

@BestAnimeFreak

6 жыл бұрын

Wait? Was the "leap of death" in the Assassines Creed games inspired by this? In the very first game, a scene like you described happened. The leader spoke to the enemy and some assassines jumped from a cliff by his command. Except that they did not die ... I really should take a look at that documentary

@bezzaderbane9890

5 жыл бұрын

Gave him a curious feeling? What does that mean exactly? That he felt remorseful about taking the piss about it?

@vassalofthenight9945

5 жыл бұрын

I thought this sketch was mocking british paratrooper army, since they had about 80% casualties taken during D-Day and the scots were supposed to show that suicide was better option than going on a mission

"Well I don't know how sir. Our old kamikaze instructor Mr Yashimoto was so good he never left Tokyo airport." RIP my sides. Space is does not cooperate.

This was filmed at Norwich castle, my home city. I remember the filming caused chaos, as drivers and shoppers alike, were stunned to see 'people' leaping from the battlements... lol my dad was a builder and actually met John Cleese, when they were filiming this..... it's a classic Python sketch

@considerthelilies91

10 ай бұрын

Classic hilarity

@user-et6pj4db9s

3 ай бұрын

Yes I imagine seeing what they presumed were actually scots guards being flung from the rampart might have caused some consternation?

I love how much the topic can change with Monty Python. We went from kamikaze Scots to wild west post impressionists.

Eric is especially hilarious in this one - when he flips up his jacket and his alarm clock imitation!

Monty Python are really masters of weird segues

i think the scene peaks, hilarity-wise, when eric bursts through that little film of white paper. it gets me every time.

@randomname285

11 ай бұрын

Surprisingly muted reaction from the audience at that point

@AsifKhan-hf9zy

11 ай бұрын

reminds me of a turd that bursts through a little film of toilet paper. it too gets me every time.

Queen's own kamakazi battalion xD

You just don't see brilliant, stream of consciousness, word association comedy like this now.

That whole "no time to lose" part was in pretty poor taste. My uncle suffered from no-time-to-lose-syndrome and thought the phrase meant " Look out, there's a man eating flamingo behind you!" Every time someone said it he got an awful shock and he died from shock at a "no time to lose" convention. R.I.P Esol Otemiton

@vilaskadival

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Johnston awesome pun

@vilaskadival

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Johnston reverse No time to lose.

@jasonroberts271

6 жыл бұрын

Why would any man want to eat flamingo though?

@stonecrusher5726

6 жыл бұрын

The meat's good.

@rabbit35shore

6 жыл бұрын

your last name is johnston tho?

3:23 He nearly cracked.

@McKillaboy

7 жыл бұрын

That was probably the best take out of many haha

@AltFreak25

6 жыл бұрын

With their wit, I have no idea how they were able to keep straight faces to begin with.

@bezzaderbane9890

5 жыл бұрын

Because by the point of shooting they'd already said these lines 100 times over in rehearsal?

No time tolouse!

Pretty sure Idle wrote the 'no time to lose' section separately (he features in it, and it's the kind of wordplay he loves), and then they just stuck it in the middle of the kamikaze Scotsman sketch. Brilliant. Chapman was so good at trying to saw his own head off.

@GafftheHorse

4 ай бұрын

The Python team mostly wrote sketches in small teams. Members have said in interviews that Michael and Terry J wrote together, Graham and John wrote together, and Eric and Terry G worked on their own

@premanadi

4 ай бұрын

@@GafftheHorse Yes, that's true.

This sketch has a distinct Spike Milligan feel to it, like what he had already done on TV in the Q5 series.

McDonald,was very passionate about his work.

"he's got to finish himself off by lunch time". Look at the clock. 1.15.

@FliteWulf

6 жыл бұрын

No time to lose, then!

@kamenridernephilim

5 жыл бұрын

Must have been a late lunch.

"The money's good." 😆

Man if monty python was making stuff if 2016, they'd be in hate speech jail instantly.

@Youtubesucks3

7 жыл бұрын

GenericFakeName If that's true then the creators of south park should be in a concentration camp right now.

@genericfakename8197

7 жыл бұрын

Jaguar Saxophone The creators aren't in europe though, aren't they?

@Youtubesucks3

7 жыл бұрын

GenericFakeName We're talking about PC culture, right? If we are, then PC culture isn't just in Europe.

@genericfakename8197

7 жыл бұрын

Jaguar Saxophone It's pretty bad in europe. They take people to court for saying they don't like muslims. This is a skit about a different culture being used by the brits as a suicide force.

@lieutenantyoshi5704

7 жыл бұрын

Orwellian literature is pretty much now a survival guide for comedy.

I want an alarm clock just like him. It will make my day a lot brighter.

I lose it every time he busts through the "No Time To Lose" paper banner, no matter how many times I see it!

I love Eric, he's hilarious. There are so many times that he almost makes one of them laugh or smirk.

Ah, the MacKamikaze Highlanders. Peak Python absurdity! In his memoir, Graham Chapman talks about filming that bit where he keeps throwing himself under the truck. He had to keep absolutely still while the truck was rolling over him, but he was suffering from the DTs or some such condition related to his excessive drinking and he had the hardest time controlling his movements.

Degroot Keep demomen with kabers is what I thought of instantly.

@Ian-nl9yd

9 жыл бұрын

...Should I know what that is?... I feel like I should know what that is...

@nathanielroberts1

9 жыл бұрын

yep xD

@DJgamer98

9 жыл бұрын

Ian McLastname Degroot Keep: A TF2 map, it's basically a castle. Demoman: One of the classes in TF2 Cabers, also known as the Ullapool Caber: A melee weapon in tf2 that explodes on hit, deadling damage to both you and the victim.

“The kamikaze pilot trainer was so good he never left Tokyo airport”

No Time To Lose Time ceases to exist and as such there is none in which to lose or I am incapable of losing For I have not the time to do so Yes as you can see this common phrase is all rather quite clearly explained.

@jameswilkes6091

9 жыл бұрын

I always thought of it as "We cannot lose any more time or else we're fucked"

Love all of them. SO much fun they brought to the world! 🙂

A story of the wild and lawless days of the post-impressionists!

"And the waterskiing!" That gets me every time

Palin almost cracks up at 3:26, doesn't he..? :D no wonder though, Idle is just beyond hilarious :3

@TonyEnglandUK

8 жыл бұрын

He does. Another time he nearly cracks up is in the Biggus Dickus scene of Life of Brian - watch closely as he's about to say "He has a wife, you know"

@pytheale2642

7 жыл бұрын

Especially in the Parrot Sketch

This was filmed at Norwich castle

I love when Idle is peeking over the box at Palin

I was playing chess with a huckster and he said "well, it's time for me to win" and I said "no, time to lose."

This show... There just aren't words. Well, I suppose there are the words "No time to lose." But other than that, there just aren't words.

"the water's keen" keen is typical scots colloquialism for "great, splendid or fine" as in "what a keen day" basically, it means "good"

Yes it is, they also filmed part of a sketch in Elm Hill.

At 3.45 when he casually goes through the paper to deliver his line is sheer comic genius.

And people WONDER why there was a vote for Scotland independence...

@TheFlipsta97

6 жыл бұрын

KOakaKO Because all the good Scottish have killed themselves.

I love Graham Chapman's face when they are holding him back...

An insight into the last resort tactics of the Scottish Nationalist Party a few days before the vote for/against independance.

I can't believe the huge popup "No time to lose" sign in the desk doesn't get a bigger laugh. It's one of my favorite moments.

Fuck I forgot how to use "no time to lose" during this

3:25 You can see the point where Michael Palin realizes how silly the whole show has gotten and almost cracks up.

got to be one of the most surreal sketches they've done lulz

Random, incoherent, and ridiculous... just some of the reasons why Monty Python are the greatest comedy troupe ever.

Ahhh, this is one of my favorite sketches (No Time to Lose), it is maddening! And you get a bonus point including No Time Toulouse, it's a great link and pun.

when eric idle pops out of the 'no time to lose' sign... its just priceless

Woo! I love the random use of Norwich Castle in this sketch!!!

THOSE GUYS WERE ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!

Well, there's no time to lose, then.

@eveningtsar

8 жыл бұрын

***** I thought it was " 't'louse" :p

This is how I play Civ 5 with England.

@Thejigholeman

10 жыл бұрын

how would you like a nice tall glass of no time to lose?

@theblackbaron4119

6 жыл бұрын

No time Toulouse.

@GastonBoucher

5 жыл бұрын

"No time Toulouse" is when you nuke Toulouse so much that it gets warped into a different dimension in which there is no time.

I need to find a way to resurrect these guys' humor. Well, NO TIME TO LOSE! =D

I remember seeing this on the telly, as part of the episode. It was amazing to date the image of an upside Scotsman twitching like some wretched insect remains entrenched in my mind.

Looks like that's Norwich Castle!

@lordeden2732

7 жыл бұрын

No it's when Norwich Castle was towed up to Edinburgh to star in monty Python show! An inflatable bouncy castle was used to fill in whilst it was gone! And the citizens of Norwich never noticed a thing! Far too busy getting angry about the bad jokes about having webbed feet and inbreeding. Those made my sister and my wife very angry. She was a lovely woman I will miss her!

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Eden I gave up being angry about the webbed feet, inbreeding and _Sale of the Century_ a long time ago. We're stuck with it, and it's something we'll never shake off, unfortunately. Mind you, some of the people you see in our fine city don't exactly help to change the reputation we're tarred with, like those bald identical twins who shout "fuck" and "cunt" at each other on the market place, and a dirty old man who stands in the street with his hand up a puppet's arse, waving said puppet frantically in time to poor-quality music.

@lordeden2732

7 жыл бұрын

I would not mind if that old pervert used puppets in his pathetic busking act. But i do draw the line at him waving a sock attached to a stick via a length of greasy string. Mind you I have yet to have the doubtful pleasure of meeting the Tourettes twins? As for the outrages number of inbreeding jokes why oh why do the least funny pair of local so called comedians contribute to that long long list? The God awful Nimmo twins. as funny as feeding a refugee from the Jungle a bucket of cold vomit.

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Eden The twins don't seem to spend as much time in the city centre as they used to. When they are around, their usual spot is by the corner market stalls near the Guildhall, by the post box and the circle of benches opposite Jarrolds. Both are bald, one is covered in tattoos, and both look the proverbial sandwich short of a picnic. Listening in to a typical conversation, one gets to learn in detail all about their visits to the types of clubs where scantily clad women dance for "entertainment" and how they're privileged enough to get into the VIP areas of said clubs (gawd knows why), and whatever's going on in the world of Ipswich Town football club. Pepper these conversations liberally with the F and C words and that's pretty much as far as the dialogue goes between them.

@lordeden2732

7 жыл бұрын

Sounds like they might be the pair of brain donors famous around Ipswich. Folk from Essex must flock over the boarder to bask in their intellectual brilliance!

The architect sketch! Up there!! Up there!!!

The first part was filmed in Norwich castle mostly and at 0:30 you can see Norwich City Council Tower with the clock :]

I should be studying...

I always get a fit of giggles when the guy rips through the big panel on his desk.

Man, I think the reason I like these guys is it's not political. It's just.. silly and that's not a bad thing. Like John Cease says; it's fun to be silly sometimes.

@bagelbanana1089

7 жыл бұрын

Cease your improper spelling of Cleese.

@Bezzdor

6 жыл бұрын

come now, John Cheese is a very wise man

@carolkewley7410

5 жыл бұрын

John Cease? He died yesterday. You must mean John Cleese.

@filmandfirearms

11 ай бұрын

They did get political fairly often, they just did it in an intelligent way. Political comedy can be funny, even when it's directed at your side, as long as it's done in a clever way. So much of political "comedy" nowadays is just virtue signaling and moral lecturing with a laugh track

@stickoutofthemud

9 ай бұрын

Maybe we could establish a ministry to regulate silliness.

The audience took 3:44 much better than I did.

"You see our kamikaze instructor, mr Yashimoto was so good he never left Tokyo airport"

6.22 "The time is now 1942 Hrs" - The only reference to the japanese in the entire sketch.

No time to lose not seen this for decades

I always loved that no time to lose bit with eric :D how he has this "no time to lose" wall and breaks right through it :D

Scott are unheard of to kamikaze outside comedy

Ah.Monty Pythons...i really really love them all!

I don't even need to watch the sketch. Just the title busted me up.

This has to be the silliest sketch I've ever seen.

That's some brutal training

Having had the Honour of wearing the BLACKWATCH kilt....I can totally relate,

I agree. We could learn something from him about dedication towards your duty.

they were so insane

3:24 - 3:27 Palin is about to completely lose it. He bravely manages to hold it back, but that's the closest I can recall to a Python member coming to bursting out laughing!

The grand story of the Queens's own Mckamikazi highlanders.

Interesting pictures in the no time to lose office.

Excellent training.

McKamikaze! AHAHAHA!

THE: "Painter, eh? That bein' pastel or oil, cowboy?" ;)

"I'LL MAKE IT A GUD'UN SARG!!"

"No-time Toulouse. The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists."

"Kamikaze Scotsmen". Only Monty Python could've come up with something like that... :P

No time to lose! The last time someone said that it made me remember this and I just burst out laughing! They thought I was quite mad.

that truck stunt looked realy dangerous :)

eric made a very convincing alarm clock

@Remman 'They gotta be trained SIR, its a dangerous job" AAAHHH

I like your definition better than the other one!

Man Monty Python makes really harsh skits about Scotsmen.

0:33 I like how Monty Python acknowledges that a Sergeant Major has eyes on the back of his head.

Haha Graham Chapman and Eric Idle are adorable in this video.

This is how I first heard and discovered the meaning of kamikaze, My mum then explained it to me

NO!....time to lose! I love this one!!

OK, that sux. I'm a Ramsey! And that's what Dad used to say, "Come on dammit! There's no time to lose!"

The flying Scotsman! A play on words describing A steam train which is on Rails!

Must be going now. There's no time, Toulouse.

micheal palin always bloody laughs, he laughs while interogating a gaurd in life of brian

NO TIME TO LOSE!!!

This sketch went from "alright" to "WTF am i watching"