Aren't you the guy who served his entire church rotten meat in their chili?

@SeanStrife

Жыл бұрын

He is. I suppose we should be glad this WASN'T an attempt at Indian cuisine.

@YaBoiJern757

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@JDMJACOB1

Жыл бұрын

Background?

@chrishenderson6883

Жыл бұрын

He honestly should’ve been sued for it

@moemama6009

Жыл бұрын

@@chrishenderson6883 I'm surprised he wasn't

Never have I seen someone with so little self awareness. This man could convince himself of anything.

@NoirKirbi

Жыл бұрын

When cooking, harvest dawn starts playing in his head

@AnorhiDemarche

Жыл бұрын

@search4truth kay's

@Geminisparkles

Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal of cooking

@diederickbrauer3938

Жыл бұрын

@@Geminisparkles at least there's no ethics committee to tell Jack not to poison himself

@Scottcooker12222

Жыл бұрын

@@barikiwa22 there’s no family just his sugar mama wife

As a chef I watch these videos after a rough 14 hour shift, it’s nice to unwind with a cold beer and catch a great laugh

@jordanbridges

Жыл бұрын

You sound like you're 14 years old... based on your youtube videos. Please drink responsibly.

@EpicJake07

Жыл бұрын

I hope Jacks cooking doesn’t give you nightmare’s, considering you’re a chef

@missbritt288

Жыл бұрын

Your not better than anyone

@TronWizard

Жыл бұрын

@@missbritt288 how is your comment relevant?

@steelflexdubstep787

Жыл бұрын

@@missbritt288 wtf are you even referring too? Lmao

who ever sent him this recipe must have been messing with him. There is no way this is an actual recipe for butter chicken

@marvinkika7065

Жыл бұрын

When he follows other people's recipes he makes sure to find the shittiest ones possible. Another example of this is his salmon video

@jamesreid343

Жыл бұрын

100% bro lol butter chicken Is nothing like that

@Peaceloveenemies

Жыл бұрын

As a Indian I can confirm this is an insult to us.

@SeanStrife

Жыл бұрын

It feels like this might be a recipe for butter chicken made by people who didn't realize most people are gonna associate "butter chicken" with Indian cuisine.

@thedublinkitchen9680

Жыл бұрын

Jack is having health problems and back in hospital. The way I see it he was trying his best with the cooking videos and there is no reason to kick someone when they are down, someday we will all face problems. I wish Jack well and a speedy recovery and my thoughts are with his family.

Oh my god. As a chef this is terrifying

@ramatabarry9550

Жыл бұрын

Same here, à chef's nightmare

@paultizzard2864

Жыл бұрын

@@ramatabarry9550 I mean what does this even taste like flour condensed milk butter and no seasoning

@ramatabarry9550

Жыл бұрын

@@paultizzard2864 I'm a french chef/pastry chef, so I use these ingrédients all the time. It takes a mad person to think of combining them that way

@Jcaeser187

Жыл бұрын

It's his last video

@Markyboiiiii

Жыл бұрын

As not chef who made burger from literal canned tuna, agreed

as an indian person this video saved my life. i had not opened my mouth in years and doctors thought there was something wrong with me. but then i watched this video and my mouth opened up and projectile vomited all over my phone. thank you so much jack 💖

@Mus34679

Ай бұрын

Congratulations!!!😂😂😂

"Hey everybody, Jack Scalfoni here with Cooking with Jack, MY name is Jack Scalfoni" 🤣

@TonyRhodes00

Жыл бұрын

Right lol jack scalfoni is smart AF 🤣

@jamespetkwitz8737

Жыл бұрын

He's taking a page out of The Report of The Week

Came for a butter chicken a la Indian cuisine recipe. Stayed because Jack literally thought he could be on Next Food Network Chef over a decade ago and this is still the level of cooking he’s at.

@MikeSmith-ot7oz

Жыл бұрын

Hey, he's still famous for bad cooking 😂😂😂 you can't take that away from him. Lol

@lod4246

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeSmith-ot7oz Infamous on cooming YT

@m.rraghav817

Жыл бұрын

Don't hate on jack he's the OG of KZread cooking since the last 15 years, i think his content is really wholesome and funny.

@backbonedray7612

Жыл бұрын

He’s stuck in the middle between taking his cooking seriously and providing a laugh for shock value, I think he should go one way or the other

@timothy4664

Жыл бұрын

Jack would never in a million years make a dish from that region of the world. A 5 minute search will tell you why

If jack survives this stroke he's gonna come out sounding like Walt Jr

@iamdad916

Жыл бұрын

😂 he had cerebral palsy he’s not a Retard

@LOLWHY254

Жыл бұрын

open na noor.

@denizbluemusic

Жыл бұрын

don't do my man RJ mitte dirty like that

@shanebrodeur8641

Жыл бұрын

@@LOLWHY254 open the noor OPEN THE NOORRRRR

@iamcam6896

Жыл бұрын

What that’s weird to speak on a man’s down fall ….

If your crispy means wet and soft, then you are correct.

@user-mc6dg6qe8l

Жыл бұрын

My girlfriend is crispy.

Need a side of the church chili with the year old brisket

@LumosGFX

Жыл бұрын

a FEAST

@yoitsmilotic

Жыл бұрын

@@LumosGFX truly fit for a king.

@LumosGFX

Жыл бұрын

@@yoitsmilotic xD

@bernardomedina356

Жыл бұрын

And Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad for dessert

Moms butter chicken but mom is an asylum escapee

Resident Evil 7 type food

Jack for the love of God I can still hear the chicken clucking

@walkingstickman1

Жыл бұрын

Wouldnt be surprised if it just got up and started laying eggs

@codyrasmussen9798

Жыл бұрын

@@threetwoonego2372 soooooo did I hahaha

@snackasmversion2752

Жыл бұрын

@@threetwoonego2372 Now I can't unhear it, thank you.

@TV-MA.x_x.

Жыл бұрын

Jack after undercooking his food for the 1,000,000th time "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

@erikarabie

Жыл бұрын

​@@threetwoonego2372 me too!!

Jack loves his chicken rare 👏👏👏

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone

Жыл бұрын

And sticky and gluey as well. Yuck.

@Mandalore_ultimate

Жыл бұрын

His hamburgers too 😂

@jumbome7420

Жыл бұрын

Lol it’s like watching a train wreck

@Sorrelhas

Жыл бұрын

Rarer than a shiny Pokemon

Who remembers the rotten brisket 💀💀🧌

@streekydeekey5782

Жыл бұрын

And he had a sook when he got last , who wouldve guessed that ?

@FyremaelGlittersparkle

Жыл бұрын

@@Operator--du4ek Well, 450+days old, but I mean, who's counting?

This is wonderful Jack, thank you for sharing. Have you considered doing a collab with Kay's cooking?

@NoirKirbi

Жыл бұрын

The universe won't hold together after that

@bassman6211

Жыл бұрын

They're a match made in heaven. I feel so bad for both of their families

@guilty8147

Жыл бұрын

🙉

@bassman6211

Жыл бұрын

@H_A 🤣🤣 that's a cooking with jack special!!!

@punkydamonkey989

Жыл бұрын

Dear God. Please

as an indian this video is terrifying lmao I can hear my ancestors cursing at this so called recipe for projectile diarrhea and heart attack

@terrybull1534

Жыл бұрын

This is the dish kali employs in the battlefield

@gungadunga9064

Жыл бұрын

Keep making replies like this. Jack's heart can't take much more.

@raihanbagaskara3531

Жыл бұрын

@@KM-uh5ro exactly

People from East Palestine Ohio come to this channel to see a worse train wreck.

As a fellow stroke survivor I wish you the best and hope you recover well and may your God bless you and your family. Please be careful eating some of these recipes they aren't worth your health

@weavercs4014

Жыл бұрын

He has chosen not to recover. He neglects his right arm and refuses to go to therapy. It's pathetic

@qualityqueen1553

Жыл бұрын

He has a big ego problem probably

@trenchgaming2166

Жыл бұрын

@@weavercs4014 that breaks my heart to hear. Why would someone put not only themselves but their family and friends through that? It is pretty pathetic

@rvnx

Жыл бұрын

This is his 3rd stroke, do you really think he cares?

@papabaddad

Жыл бұрын

@@rvnx yeah he should just stop having strokes, thats what the rest of us do!

Jack.....it's time that we call the police. This has to be a felony somewhere

"The recipe ask for ONE Stick of butter. Im gonna put TWO in here." *Has multiple strokes🤯

How can it be crispy when you've poured canned, liquid sh..it all over it ? Must have been full of flour lumps

its so nice to see the people of resident evil 7 took inspiration to make the food in there by watching this videos, keep it up jacky boi

@LittlePlant888

Жыл бұрын

Lmao, resident evil 7.... hahaha

Lmao this man is honestly a smart man. He learned to capitalize on his terrible cooking. I mean come on dude even offers private cooking groups. Its honestly impressive.

@NoirKirbi

Жыл бұрын

He does cooking lessons? God help us

@dopereflx7203

Жыл бұрын

@@NoirKirbi LMAO listen man i started clicking stuff and found this dude offers private lessons and merch and has sauces. jack is a bit of a businessman it seems lol

@toohda

Жыл бұрын

@@dopereflx7203 anyone can do that stuff, but if It only brings in $20mo you aren’t a businessman lol

@dopereflx7203

Жыл бұрын

@@toohda The man has deals with walmart bruh..i think its more than 20 bucks a month.

@TaraSmallss

Жыл бұрын

@@toohda yea , not sure if you have ever looked into the pre requisites for getting your product on the shelves at walmart. You need logistics set up to supply a minimum quantity of product. Sales figures to support estimated retail sales. So yes even if he barley sells anything at walmart the simple fact its on the shelf makes it succesful. Look at pink sauce lady. She had to have a 3rd party buy the rights because the supply chain needed is massive and the cost to set it up yourself is easily into the millions

Maybe if you had listened to the recipe and only ate one stick of butter you would not be in the ICU right now.

@kinnikuzero

Жыл бұрын

I going to hell for laughing at this

@XanVicious

Жыл бұрын

I saw someone put “REST IN PISS” and pic of him. I thought it was bs.

@taurbaby

Жыл бұрын

Good one

@trollhaim

Жыл бұрын

@Liquid Richard Pepsi Samuel McChili This is one of one most funny name ever.

@karinababy6557

Жыл бұрын

I’m surprised he didn’t disable the comments

After the 13-15 years this man has been cooking you can finally see it catch up to him. Bros arm is damn near useless because of all that salt and calories he’s consumed.

@martymcrae5365

Жыл бұрын

It was a stroke, though that doesn't necessarily negate anything you said.

@Yourmomsahoe007

Жыл бұрын

Yo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You gotta appreciate how he doesn't turn off comments.

6:49 The Chicken still fighting to stay Alive 😂

Cumin, garam masala, turmeric, ginger, garlic, coriander, yogurt, cream, paprika, mustard seeds, etc gave all left the chat. 😂

You can't get enough butter or cheese. Why don't you go with 4 packs of butter next time?

so hows that profile weight loss program coming along for you a year later

you and kays cooking should do a collab or a zoom meeting

The crushed red pepper flakes he added to the cream of chicken evaporated milk and water mixture sent me over the top.

The train derailment in Ohio is less damaging to the environment and society than Jacks cooking

Careful with all that butter Jack. Could lead to a stroke if you're not careful.

@damienthorsson1500

Жыл бұрын

If he's well behaved

He literally looks like the man who takes Woody in Toy Story.

I think someone should make you cry on live tv again

Hey jack do you still beat your kid?

@as-ng5ln

Жыл бұрын

After this 3rd or 4th stroke, he won't be able to move his limbs anymore.

Cooking With Stroke Show

when the world needed him most, he vanished

More like "Cooking with Jack Salmonelli"

I have just discovered this guy and I am rolling on the floor. What the actual hell?! This must be a joke or a meme. Anyway, amazingly entertaining and I have subscribed.

@apocalypso3427

Жыл бұрын

Oh, just wait until you find Kay's Cooking. Jack and Kay are both KZread treasures lol.

@KwokamoleVlogs

Жыл бұрын

@@apocalypso3427 OH GOD, NOT KAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@apocalypso3427

Жыл бұрын

@@KwokamoleVlogs Her soups haunt my dreams.

@homsar5675

Жыл бұрын

I agree. There is no way he has been "cooking" for this long and hasn't made any improvement at all.

@ninuvids

Жыл бұрын

I feel like a lot of people are harsh on Jack. He's not a good chef by any means and has no business giving instruction on KZread, but many in America are far worse. Jack could outcook some of the worse restaurant meals I've had here, which is sad but true. Kay is an entirely separate beast. Not only has she not noticeably improved, but she rarely makes anything edible. The camera work, the editing, the disregard for all cooking convention. Truly remarkable how many things can go wrong.

Nothing like a jacks cooking video, truly one of the chefs in the world…

@user-mc6dg6qe8l

Жыл бұрын

It's jacking time!

This has to be the longest running troll ever, this can’t be serious.

Cream of chicken and evaporated milk 😢

This is a dark day for chicken thighs.

Djd anyone else catch how he said he'd go to an "international store" if he "had to"...

@wonderror9546

Жыл бұрын

The scandal!

@EHFAR87

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment… like wth does that mean? 😂

Hundreds of generations of Indian chefs are looking down upon you right now in terror.

@SeanStrife

Жыл бұрын

Fortunately, I don't think this was an attempt at making the Butter Chicken we all know of.

Can you not let your ego blind you for at least 5 minutes?

“I’m not paying stupid prices” “However, I will make stupid recipes to compensate “

Everybodys so creative!

"very kinda crispy"

Dude... butter chicken is not literally chicken baked with butter.

Whoever sent you this recipe is messing with you. Butter chicken isn't actually just super buttery chicken like this recipe would have you think. The sauce is mostly pureed vegetables, and also some cream. You can even skip butter altogether if you want and just use ghee. Butter chicken is also not crispy. It's just chunks or cuts of chicken in curry.

Ive actually known people who told me they made the same meal as instructed and got sick. How are these videos not labeled as satire ? Or just flat out removed

They serve this at the diarrhea store.

Sad to hear that he had a stroke, willingly or not jack suffers for our entertainment, for that reason I wish him the best.

Jack blink 3 times or reply if your alive.

@as-ng5ln

Жыл бұрын

Looks like he is dead for good.

@realkingtv7885

Жыл бұрын

​@@as-ng5ln thank God hes dead

No video in 4 weeks. Maybe this is the one that finally got him.

"i usually do like 170 on my chicken". We all know that's as lie

That poor chicken

@coyotejohenson7245

Жыл бұрын

Troll.

I can feel my heart collapse and cease to exist with the amount of butter in the dish

@duckpwnd

Жыл бұрын

Just imagine what Jack's toilet looked like shortly after eating this. And to make matters worse, Jack doesn't strike me as the type of guy who believes in courtesy flushes.

@FrustratedPoptarts

Жыл бұрын

@@duckpwnd I would imagine his shits being like melted playdoh

Jack is like those people on Xfactor who think can sing but are in fact dreadful and they just cant see it haha

Does this dude not know that butter chicken is actually the name of a real Indian dish and this isn't even remotely close to being in the same ballpark as butter chicken? How can someone have done this for so long and know so little about food?

@SeanStrife

Жыл бұрын

When one thinks they already know it all, they have no desire to grow.

it's like im watching a 2010 video in youtube back then.

Watching this channel is the best diet in the world. I watch one or two videos and I'm too sick to eat.

As much as we like to goof on Jack's videos for his poor cooking abilities I sincerely hope he makes a full recovery. My prayers go to the family in this dark time for them.

Pls, never allow this man goes to any kitchen, including his own kitchen.

I guess the apple dosent fall far from the tree

@strawberrybananapeel2538

Жыл бұрын

Unless the tree is planted on a hill

I swear to God, one day they will have instructional videos with him in it at the chapter of what not to do. Along with Kay's cooking xD.

@Eli-pt9ft

Жыл бұрын

😂

Jack lives...AGAIN! Post video edit: this meal is probably why Jack is in the ICU now lol

@watchinyoutube8919

Жыл бұрын

How'd you find out he's in the ICU?

@ForkliftInABlender

Жыл бұрын

@@watchinyoutube8919 he was in the hospital because he had a stroke before

@preston0808

Жыл бұрын

Nah, that's the experimental clot shot

@rippinstitches7394

Жыл бұрын

@@ForkliftInABlender oh is that why he's only using 1 hand?

@plasmoske

Жыл бұрын

@@preston0808 He never took the vax. Explain that one antivaxers ;)

He'll say it was only satire when enough people get sick from his recipes to constitute a class action lawsuit.

Hope you’re recovering well jack best wishes 💕

*Tastes the food* "Salt and pepper goes well together." Jesus Christ.

That chicken isn't cooked fully.

@FartInhalerSlamPoetry

Жыл бұрын

No it's cooked medium rare

Good recipe, I'm planning to eat this along with Simply Sarah's Wanda macaroni salad

@amedias8961

Жыл бұрын

please don’t make this

@kinnikuzero

Жыл бұрын

@@amedias8961 with a nice side of party cheese salad

@amedias8961

Жыл бұрын

@@kinnikuzero ur making me vomit

@ThePatente

Жыл бұрын

Peter, DON'T!!!!

@maxwellmortimermontoure7274

Жыл бұрын

Don’t do it! You deserve to be happy.

Crazy how he said 2023 would be a good year on his last vidéo, that he could feel it

@NeonSonOfXenon

Жыл бұрын

He was feeling something alright. In his arteries

Ah yes, sleeves down, visibly worn jewellery and a wristwatch the perfect accompaniment to dredging your chicken. I'll just lick the toilet seat in-between bites of my food next time

@GreatPharaohAkaarah

Жыл бұрын

Frfr😤😤🤢

@rudytrujillo4197

Жыл бұрын

No sanitation standards makes me want to puke, just found his videos and I'm beyond horrified

this video should be called Mom's Buttered Chicken... Not Butter Chicken.. I was expecting a delicious cuisine by my people only to be met with this monstrosity.

I am amazed how someone can be so confident about something that is just so bad.

Jack you alive bro?

Please for the love of God and your own health, let this be the last video you ever make

Why can’t you season your proteins with simple salt and pepper like every normal person??

Why would you batter chicken than not even fry it? This is a new low even for you Jack

I think you supposed to put it on 10 degrees for 36 hours

This guy should be banned cooking for life.Some of his dishes are literally biohazard

Why did you DOUBLE the butter in the recipe after Surviving Two Strokes dude? LEARN

My stomach bubbling

Besides the video does anybody know how he’s doing? Heard he’s in the ICU from another stroke or heart attack. Has anybody heard any other updates?

@angbritt

Жыл бұрын

hes still alive somehow

Where was the crisp?

there is no where on this channel that ive seen where he states any of this is satire.

how does jack always claim hes using a recipe but its always wrong like where do you get them from?

i mean..... There is no way he's for real with this, right? He's just milking rage-views, no? I don't think you can be that bad at something when you did it for atleast 10 years.

I'm surprised India ain't lobbing nukes at us for this one.

This is a textbook case of the Dunning-Kruger effect!

WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO NAPALM THE PALESTINIANS JACK?

I feel bad for his wife having to eat the stuff he makes

Great cooking must run in the family at the Scalfani household! 👨‍🍳

Jack is one of those mad scientist who thinks of people as their test subjects.