If stupidity was illegal he would be guilty as charged

@alarmactionukalarmactionuk893

Күн бұрын

If his brain was taxed he'd be owed a rebate😁

Quote of the year : “He doesn’t speak English”

@danielgimblett

23 күн бұрын

The guy making that statement barely understands it himself 😅😂

@audreyh9052

22 күн бұрын

@@danielgimblett 😆😆😂😂too funny ❤️

@janetschwartz1790

22 күн бұрын

The guy with the fancy expensive sunglasses and the designer shirt looks like an immigration lawyer ..... what do you reckon ?

@Lookup2Wakeup

21 күн бұрын

​@@janetschwartz1790He's are new future leader.

@cronocide

18 күн бұрын

If he doesn't speak English then it's against site health and safety rules, if there was an emergency how do you communicate to him for his own safety?

Why is it a vast majority of these security guards speak little or no English but have so called SIA licences. It's the arrogance of these people that frustrate me

@Marius_vanderLubbe

23 күн бұрын

Imagine how the world felt and still feels about the british empire.

@Bonez007

23 күн бұрын

Because the test is provided to them in their own language

@dabratt3635

23 күн бұрын

​@Marius_vanderLubbe like your dad and still does about your mother 😂

@EdwardThatch-ee7yx

22 күн бұрын

@@bailey_roblox5551 Because no one else wants to do the job. I live a mile from Manston and they are constantly advertising and hiring. Manston is in Thanet Kent and the area, with around 140k population is predominantly white and as you can see from this video the staff aren’t!! Mitie pay around £13/15 per hour.

@EdwardThatch-ee7yx

22 күн бұрын

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Turns his cap sideways and uses his hand to shield his eyes from the sun. And he thinks he is a legal expert.

@twitch7406

23 күн бұрын

😂😂

@UkAlphadog73

23 күн бұрын

Old Movie Every Which Way But Loose ,Orville Flashback lmao And Data From StarTrek Behind

@davidobrien7235

23 күн бұрын

@@UkAlphadog73 Right Turn Clyde!!

@stuartgmk

23 күн бұрын

​@@davidobrien7235👍👍

@UkAlphadog73

22 күн бұрын

@@davidobrien7235 lmao Classic

NEVER SEEN SUCH CLUELESS SECURITY GUARD IN MY LIFE

@wildboar7473

20 күн бұрын

Probably like some coppers, but allowed to lie also to scare into obedience.

All those salaries paid for by the taxpayer, half of them walking around doing fuck all

@LeeCharles90

23 күн бұрын

Hey watch your mouth!!!! ……. Our government leaders will take offense 😂😂😂😂😂

@marklatimer7333

23 күн бұрын

All them CONVID Site guards had to go somewhere.

@MikeEves

23 күн бұрын

@@marklatimer7333 yeah, they sat around doing nothing at those empty sites too (all of them).

@andrewgarner2224

23 күн бұрын

And that's the most useful half

@Sportage5603

23 күн бұрын

@@jf710 same at the Convid sites

They ship in people illegally, they get jobs in security to then tell British people you can't film British land.

@Lookup2Wakeup

21 күн бұрын

Now, expand that further. See where we are going?.......😮

@WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

10 күн бұрын

Pretty much it

@beasbadges8827

9 күн бұрын

@@kevinlee8805 this is pure lies, I’ve worked here. I’m also familiar with whole process.

@pooooornopigeon

9 күн бұрын

Fred Scuttle has let himself go.

@user-eq8bw7eh4b

7 күн бұрын

13,000 EX SERVICEMAN HOMELESS GOOGLE IT

Why are the majority of security at these sites STUPID. They really are. It’s mind boggling and very funny too 😂

@Fingerrabbitt

23 күн бұрын

Makes you wonder how much they get paid and there IQ

@Bemused24

23 күн бұрын

Because if you pay peanuts you get monkeys

@Foxy.588

23 күн бұрын

@@audreyh9052 Well done good filming, I reckon the disused air port will recommission & fly the dinghy people to Rawanda.

@nattcharles

23 күн бұрын

Minimum wage and too thick to do anything else.

@lastxp

23 күн бұрын

If they got paid per IQ it would be less then minimum wage

Never ever take anyone wearing a cap to the side seriously. Pro life tip.

@PrestonCha81

23 күн бұрын

Who then uses his hand to see in the sun 😂

@stuartgmk

23 күн бұрын

​@@PrestonCha81😅😊😂

@jasoncdebussy

19 күн бұрын

Or backwards

@alarmactionukalarmactionuk893

Күн бұрын

That baseball cap guy is the very epiphany of the night shift security guard.

not a brain cell between them

Why do they employ terminator guy when he cannot even speak English??? This country is finished!!!

Tell Norman Wisdom to put his cap straight. Mr Grimsdale !! 😂

@GavBA1972

11 күн бұрын

😂😂

@1gerard47

7 күн бұрын

😂 or benny hill.

Still classed as an MOD site and they've put Benny Hill in charge of security🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stuartgmk

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@janetschwartz1790

22 күн бұрын

I wonder what they would do if you said you,d signed the official secrets act ? I've signed it ...and I have a drone.

Sick of all these immigrants and clowns as security

@shoudd

23 күн бұрын

Translates to "I don't like brown people"

These were like a budget version of a normal trained security guard, I hope the home office get a huge discount for this level of intelligence. "Waynetta" thought she was so important.

@paulsmith1807

22 күн бұрын

U R avin a lauffff

How many of them are we paying for, to stand around doing nothing 😮

@robertmawby3021

23 күн бұрын

All of them! 😂

@doveronefoxtrot4417

23 күн бұрын

It suit's many of those Asian's.

@HJJB45

21 күн бұрын

All of them cheers mate thanks for my new car😂😂😂😂

@chazsach6594

20 күн бұрын

Not unlike our politicians.

Not only arrested but FURTHER arrested 😂

@triablo6883

22 күн бұрын

To be fair that's how police say it if they arrest you for something else

@RS_

22 күн бұрын

:D I did not know I could be Further arrested ;D

@paulsmith1807

22 күн бұрын

hahah - I loved that line. No-one wants to get further arrested, but maybe be if you do it cancels out the first arrest so you can just walk free

@shivaunt71

21 күн бұрын

​@@paulsmith1807I was confused but having read up on arrestable procedure I've learnt that further arrested is twice as bad as arrested. I believe that Tommy Robinson got triple arrested once 😂

@paulsmith1807

21 күн бұрын

@@shivaunt71 you know you have totally made me want to get quadruple arrested now - that is a challenge but might mean some time inside ;-)

He’s the type of dude in the pub that tells you he can’t tell you about his job …. 11 minutes later tells you EVERYTHING about his job

@carlarthur4442

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 S A S trained 😂😂😂

@user-ym3xf6xp4c

8 күн бұрын

After a half pint hell tell you everything about himself...bless him😅

That's the least funny Benny Hill impression I've ever seen. Very poor.

@gazzertrn

23 күн бұрын

Yeah Fred Scuttle .I remember that 👍

@jackbrown4130

23 күн бұрын

That’s the name I was trying to think of.

@MusicOne555

23 күн бұрын

Brilliant!

@jackbrown4130

23 күн бұрын

@@robertwright7937 Benny Hill and Norman Wisdom, rolled into one.

@JuneRawlings

23 күн бұрын

Before I read your comment I was going to say reminds me of Benny Hill with that blooming cap on the side😂😂😂😂

If you turn your cap 90 degrees it instantly makes you more senior

@petetilley3804

23 күн бұрын

Or more like a Benny Hill sketch 😄

@saintsljp1

23 күн бұрын

Learning difficulties

@fredtaylor7242

23 күн бұрын

But not sensible!

@MJ88Owl

23 күн бұрын

Left hand thread 😂

@roscothesecond6722

23 күн бұрын

Senior what?

MITIE holds £2.3 BILLION worth of government contracts and has been paying generous dividends to the shareholders and huge bonuses to the directors. It had to shed it's care-home business because it was forced by legal action to finally pay it's staff the MINIMUM wage. MITIE has had a number of investigations into it's financial conduct and enquiries into it's appalling treatment of migrants and prisoners in it's various facilities. The calibre of the staff is very questionable.

@elephantwanderer6576

19 күн бұрын

@@johnbratley6926 it certainly is, I worked for them!!!💯💯💯😃😃😃😭😭

No wonder the people smugglers dont want to be filmed

@user-eq8bw7eh4b

7 күн бұрын

THE ONLY SMUGGLERS IS THE RNLI & EUROPE

Was that "Rab C Nesbit?" those that know, know 🤣😂🤣

@sprintlifecamp

23 күн бұрын

😂😂

@richarddainty2855

23 күн бұрын

Lol, I thought that and was about to comment that, you beat me to it.

@MPM4882

23 күн бұрын

😂😂 Definitely Rab C Nesbit lookalike 😂

@fredstables-co4ox

9 күн бұрын

TAXPAYERS MONEY...MY GOD FOR EFFING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS..? ? ?

@fredstables-co4ox

9 күн бұрын

FLIES AROUND SHIT? ? !

Benny Hill in action! 😂😂😂

If he doesn’t speak English then he shouldn’t be allowed to have an SIA badge, because he would be unable to communicate his intentions to members of the public.

I really need to stop watching these videos! I dont know how you have the patience to deal with their stupidity. This is against the law.. that's against the law. Just dont make up laws to a cameraman.

Immigrants processing immigrants. Hilarious.

@Lookup2Wakeup

20 күн бұрын

Not really. Fooking dangerous take over of our country.....

Is this army of security personnel protecting the migrants against the public or the public against the migrants? Some watch towers are required.

Don’t listen to anyone who wears their hat like Goofy.

All the judases getting their 30 pieces of silver

@alarmactionukalarmactionuk893

Күн бұрын

Just think over 100k have seen that womans mug meaning atleast one or two who know her are having a good laugh!

He looked like Benny Hill with his cap couldn't stop laughing great vid mate.🤣👍

Good thinking with the cap. Keeps the sun out of his ear.

@dporter1965

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@andrewjames9151

21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@Bob10009

21 күн бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@carlarthur4442

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@user-ym3xf6xp4c

8 күн бұрын

😅

Yeahhhhhhh I think I know who voted for Labour now😂😂😂👎🏻

Dumping early release prisoners and Illegal migrants to Margate. Why do that to Margate?

@iancoates1686

23 күн бұрын

They will regret it in the long run

Jesus!!! Is that the best we have to guard these places 🤦‍♂️

@MikeEves

23 күн бұрын

It's a holding site for the next convid sites, and they'll sit around doing nothing there too

The security guard cannot speak English, imagine his job interview for the job where he didnt say a single word then they said ' your hired"

@carlarthur4442

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂❤

If his mate can’t speak English how does he pass the health and safety test. 🤔

@Lookup2Wakeup

21 күн бұрын

Don't ask questions like that .... 😂

@Johnarry

18 күн бұрын

Diversity

@GNotts

7 күн бұрын

Same as most foreign workers here, for example, at my place they hover over the person filling out the tests and tell them what to put. Happens all the time.

@alarmactionukalarmactionuk893

Күн бұрын

Health and safety test....😂

😂😂😂😂planes can’t even fly over🤪

@alarmactionukalarmactionuk893

Күн бұрын

Just imagine the crap he tells his neighbours.

That site is massive, I only live round the corner, had no idea how huge it is

Timmy Mallets fell on hard times 😂

@180Potter

23 күн бұрын

😂

@JohnMorten-px6my

22 күн бұрын

Timmy Mallet still has more sense. 🤣

@Lookup2Wakeup

21 күн бұрын

😂

Kevin from Kevin n Perry all grown up 😂😂

Look at him with his cap sitting to the side. Bless 😂😂

Plonker speaks so much he thinks he knows the ins and outs of the law. And why is that other guy SIA licensed if he doesn't speak English? Omg

@A2Z1Two3

23 күн бұрын

Because they get other people to take the course for them 😮

and even my hard earned pension is taxed for this load of crap, can we not dig a return tunel for them at least they wont get wet

@1gerard47

7 күн бұрын

There is one already.

Did he just say the airport is not allowed to fly over the site 😂🤣✈️✈️✈️🚫🚫

@barrymac4431

23 күн бұрын

Yes he did say that and I was in stitches when he said that 😂

"Can your mate talk?" followed by "He can't speak English" had me howling. It's like some weird spin off version of Faulty Towers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Clearly this job is beyond his capabilities. Are McDonalds recruiting?

@robertmawby3021

23 күн бұрын

Unfortunately McDonalds now have standards! He’s got no chance!

@1gerard47

7 күн бұрын

​@@robertmawby3021😂

Waynetta got a job at last

@Lookup2Wakeup

20 күн бұрын

😂👍

@angelacassidy3995

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

They locked them in - when they first arrived, they were allowed to roam around and were laying in the road late at night to stop cars, then trying to assault the drivers. It happened twice, fortunately nobody was hurt. Sorry, I don't mean 'assault' drivers - I mean 'culturally enrich' them. In any case, they're now confined.

@HJJB45

21 күн бұрын

Sounds like u work there?

@MassiveBenny

21 күн бұрын

@@HJJB45 not any more.

@angloirish-c8n

21 күн бұрын

@@MassiveBenny ive read they are terrible places to work,

@dannygolightly865

20 күн бұрын

"they assult drivers" you say "it happened twice" you say. statistically that makes no sense. if it happened many times you might be able to get away with "some of them have assaulted drivers" but it happened just the twice, The more honest approach would be "on two occassions drivers were assualted". you need at least 3 times to make a pattern, otherwise it is just a coincidence. this is how people exagerate to make their points. it is dishonest...tantamount to lying.

@MassiveBenny

20 күн бұрын

@@dannygolightly865 Congratulations on the new Labour government. You must be chuffed to bits. 🙂

When security said they would down the drone I bet you weren't expecting Steven Seagull

@alliberry9529

17 күн бұрын

🫡 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

funny how they all scatter off like rats when they realise they are being filmed doing fuck all. if i was filmed on break at work i would have no reason to move. clearly guilty

@HJJB45

21 күн бұрын

Yh mate getting paid for it cheers lol

The police couldnt be bothered showing up because no law was broken

That was great. I am one of the people that wants to see this, so thanking you.

But wait a minute.... after weeks of extensive wage negotiations with their company....it was found that it was less expensive to hire these security guards ..... than to buy a small plastic sign and a cheap brass padlock!

Can’t speak English but gets an SIA license and works at a government site. Also it’s an embarrassment that these SIA officers know so little about the law.

I was at RAF Manston in 1966 D flight 22 Squadron Search and Rescue. Whirlwind Helicopter. What a difference!

Benny hill trying to tell you the law, was lookin for his milk float 😂😂

@colinwilson210

22 күн бұрын

And he drove the fastest milk float in the west

@carlarthur4442

17 күн бұрын

Ernie 😂

The illegal immigrants must think they have arrived in Disney land when they see these so called security people. 👷‍♂👷‍♂👷‍♂👷🏿👷🏿👷🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣

This security company is a disgrace and it is public money that is paying for them - well done politicians

Indian Elvis in the gatehouse😂

@GillKennedy-tm9xx

23 күн бұрын

He was all shook up😂

@JohnMorten-px6my

22 күн бұрын

@@GillKennedy-tm9xx they had suspicious minds 🤣🤣

@therealqueenofeverything

19 күн бұрын

​@@JohnMorten-px6my🤣🤣🤣

Im buying shares in rubber dinghies

@carlarthur4442

17 күн бұрын

Or Hi Viz Vests 😂😂😂

@angelacassidy3995

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Labour voting security guards.

Look at the state of him coming out barking orders? What a complete tool 😆

"further arrested" 🤣 what a plonker.

One of the bushwackers has gone into security 😂😂

Years in security and yet doesn't know the law. Joker who cant even wear a hat properly 😂

They shouldn't say something is illegal when obviously they don't actually know the law.

@genericaccount2056

19 күн бұрын

Just goes to show how people can be suckered in by people speaking so confidently. Someone not knowing the laws wouldn't probably obeyed them.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue, She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22. They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic, But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week

@carlarthur4442

17 күн бұрын

Remember that we'll mate 😂😂😂

@Colin-es4ie

8 күн бұрын

If the big guy with the hat said it was still M.O.D why aren't M.O.D Police looking after it

That was a spitfire base during war the old veterans and pilots will be turning in there graves I live 5 miles away in deal worth coming to deal for a look nice sea side town old

Amazing how many of these security guards on low wages, have chosen that career path instead of a high paid job as a legal expert, seeing as how they all seem to know what the laws of the country are..

He’s on British land so you 2 get off it

7 mins in , this guy looks like Benny Hill with his salute

Peter Griffin turned up to sort it out… Bird, bird, bird word is the bird

Drones ain’t been invented in Africa you can’t blame him for knowing fk all

This security guard really needs to learn the law before he spouts a load of rubbish.

More herberts in hi-viz😂 Fred Scuttle, Security Officer. Another stroppy cow😂

The girl that stopped operated a vehicle whilst using a mobile device 😮

The reason why auditors need two or Three witnesses to deter these thugs

When you MIGRATE to MARGATE security it top notch 😂😂😂😢😅

The security Benny Hill look alike openly admitted that the one with glasses couldn't speak any english so what good would he be.

It's Zippos clown circus parade 🤡🤣

Single figure IQ to be a security on that place. Turns the peak of his hat to the side then shades his eyes with his hand. If Rambo can't speak English how the he'll did he pass SIA licence?

@robertmawby3021

23 күн бұрын

Brown envelope category pass?

@JohnMorten-px6my

22 күн бұрын

@@robertmawby3021 someone sat it for him.

That security guard looks like Terry Scott from the Curly Wurly advert from 1976..lol

@JohnMorten-px6my

22 күн бұрын

Cor ! My Bruvver. 🤣

"I dont need you tell me my job" while telling a member of the public absolute garbage.

When you’ve applied for every job and failed, when you’ve no education to proceed in life there’s always security to fall back on. The gift that keeps giving.

Welcome to the Comedy show.Why are the idiots employed as security guards, they are an absolute disgrace.

Now Labour are in you've got unlimited content.

@jensun77wilson

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@paullawrence8572

23 күн бұрын

Never a truer word spoke!!

@lozzzafilms

23 күн бұрын

The Tories employed all these “security” guards mate with G4s, Serco, Mitie etc, etc

@dannygolightly865

20 күн бұрын

how the arse do you work that out? who has been in charge for the last 14 years? who has allowed "unlimited content" as you so eloquently put it? just fanciful nonsense with your head-in-the-sand

@dannygolightly865

20 күн бұрын

@@paullawrence8572 well it wasn't true and it wasn't "spoke" let alone "spoken". It was written down. So nothing you wrote is correct. Write on the board, "I will not be a silly-billy" 500 times

These security guys really are totally uneducated. They're an embarrassment. Well done D J for schooling them

Good video.... People need to see where their money is going. Was that Norman Wisdom with the hat.

@Lookup2Wakeup

20 күн бұрын

His grandson 😂

It’s like a benny hill show with theses security guards lol

What a strange bunch those security guards’ are? 😂

Looked well suss, lots of guards strolling about with no duties . I reckon its full of paper ceased for investigation . Big up DJE audits for the look see . pretty grim and unkempt premises .

Brian Harvey’s new role 😂

@MrCorfuz

23 күн бұрын

Don`t be ridiculous....Brian is much older!!

@Fingerrabbitt

23 күн бұрын

Hahaha

@MSM101

23 күн бұрын

Took me a minute to get this. Nice one!😄

This is going into my “Best audits” playlist

Employees Even messing with the phone whilst driving that’s illegal in itself

Who you filming 😂 you operating your car whilst using a mobile phone 😂

I bet there is lots of stuff going missing from that site. Opportunities for all.

@MikeEves

23 күн бұрын

That's why they don't want people filming, they're nicking all the gear at night.

I don’t mean to sound disrespectful, but in all honesty I think some of the security staff have learning difficulties.

My goodness me we are paying for all of this and much much more.

Thanks for covering this - the establishment don't like that more people are living with their eyes open