I hereby quote Dr Oppenheimer: "NOOOOO!!! The atomic bomb was made for use in mining excavations, not to destroy mankind!"

@Traumlichtblog

3 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine Oppenheimer hitting the bomber with a hammer until soldiers pull him away.

@something1600

Жыл бұрын

Literally Nobel and dinermite.

A mad scientist who desperatly wants to help mankind but is only capable of making super weapons would make a great cartoon series.

@exie4678

3 жыл бұрын

Phineas and Ferb?

@theAngryscotman

3 жыл бұрын

@@exie4678 pretty close

@Sleck06

2 жыл бұрын

Well check out Arcane. The same thing basically happens and it made me laugh

@johndanes2294

Жыл бұрын

@@Sleck06 Victor: "Noooo! The robotic lobotomy procedure was suppose to be used for the good of mankind! Not evil!"

@something1600

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't Disk World have a character that is basically this.

"We already have an Oppenheimer at home" The Oppenheimer at home:

Nooooo!!! The comment section was designed to help mankind, not destroy it!

I like how Dr. Death's main goal seems to be to invent machines that he can't destroy with his hammer.

"Giant deathray? a military application?" Hahah the way Robert says it is just priceless

*Oppenheimer (2023)*

This is such an underrated sketch

The Giant De- oh I see. I love the delivery of that line. Edit: How does Mitchell's american accent hold up? I can't tell.

@slipknotmikem

9 жыл бұрын

It sounds pretty close to a New Yorker/ Northeast US accent.

@JamboNessy

9 жыл бұрын

his accent is obviously terrible

@hilaryc3203

9 жыл бұрын

JamboNessy Given the utter atrocious accents that exist in some areas of the USA, does it really matter? LOL

@JamboNessy

9 жыл бұрын

Racism

@hilaryc3203

9 жыл бұрын

JamboNessy lol

I love hearing British guys trying to do American accents. It always sounds slightly "wrong." Probably how Brits feel hearing an American faking THEIR accent haha

@seamussmyth1928

2 жыл бұрын

I thought they were on point

@SimBol1216

2 жыл бұрын

@@seamussmyth1928 They weren't.

@OfficialRibbitNixon

2 жыл бұрын

The Generals accent sounded the most natural.

@Bill_Stranix

2 жыл бұрын

@@seamussmyth1928 They really weren't.

@franciscollas3445

Жыл бұрын

they’re doing transatlantic accents? So they’re not really American accents

2:13 Oppenheimer reacting to news of Hiroshima

"Noo I created the xxxx to help mankind not destroy it" The way he says it reminds me of OBi Wan in revenge of the sith "you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them"

@Averyofthemain

10 жыл бұрын

How dare you mention that film in any way, in any capacity, in any tone other than abject hatred.

@superFrontrunner

10 жыл бұрын

balls of steel

@ceryni11

10 жыл бұрын

Averyofthemain plunkett reviews

@joshuaoha

10 жыл бұрын

Right. Everyone must follow the crowd and hate the later Star Wars movies. It is cool to hate the prequels.

@Unevaluated

9 жыл бұрын

joshuaoha Right. Everyone must follow the crowd and hate the Transformer movies. It is cool to hate the Transformer movies. Right. Everyone must follow the crowd and hate the [enter any shit movie here]. It is cool to hate the [shit movie]. They're just terribly written, terribly performed, terrible terrible abortions of cinema. It doesn't make you an edgy black sheep to think they're good.

NOOOOO!!! The comment section... ... still needs some work.

Dr Death is the nicest creator of evil weapons I've ever seen

1:51 The way Dr Death says "military application" is hilarious.

Ladies and Gentlemen: One of the world's perfectly written comedy sketches.

@monkeytennis8861

9 ай бұрын

Is it though, you bombastic clown?

Honestly, I can see the Armoured Scorpion's uses in the fire and rescue department. If they could convert the tail into a fire extinguisher of some sort.

Damn Oppenheimer looking great

2:27 "I created a giant Death Ray to help mankind, not destroy it!" ...Nikola Tesla : o?

All these people referring to Prof. Death as "Dr. Death"... some people have no respect.

@maxjones503

6 жыл бұрын

You know a dr is senior to professor, right? They're incorrect but still it's not necessarily disrespectful.

@thecreativecurator7829

6 жыл бұрын

GeneralZ no

@maxjones503

6 жыл бұрын

No to what? That doctors aren't senior? Or that its still disrespectful?

@Quijiboh

6 жыл бұрын

GeneralZ In the UK 'Professor' is an honorific given only to prominent academics. A regular academic would go by 'Dr'.

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, Prof. Death DIDN'T spend 6 years in Medical School of Death, thank you very much.

And the weird thing is, that CGI was better in this then the Asylum films

There is a lecturer at Cambridge in the maths department called Dr Death. Well technically it's D'eath but everyone calls him Death. Has a vaguely eastern European accent too. Awful lecturer though, doesn't help mankind (or the students) much...

@APinchOfWeird

10 жыл бұрын

Nooo! I created the vaguely eastern-european cambridge professor to help mankind, not destroy it!

@SporeTres

10 жыл бұрын

Please gift him a huge melon with a spout put into it for graduation.

@APinchOfWeird

10 жыл бұрын

Maybe... Though the Doom Melon still needs some work. :/

@JohnEusebioToronto

9 жыл бұрын

He is real! www.damtp.cam.ac.uk/people/p.d.death/

@CorvusCorone68

9 жыл бұрын

***** so he improved Literacy Rates?

helpful bullets lol

Retail grocery is a critical strategic necessity. Dr. Death is right on track.

Who would have thought a character named Professor Death would be so wholesome.

David's american accent is pretty good actually. I heard him drop out of it a couple times, but its far better than many ive heard. At the very least he doesnt make the mistake of over exaggerating his R's.

Mitchell has such a great range of accents, but american is the one accent he clearly cannot wrap his tongue around 😂

I miss these two.

Best thing ever!

Love Mitchell's American accent

I came for the thumbnail, and stayed for the hilariously terrible accent. Love ya david

So dr. Death would vastly improve military logistics, and these two guys don't see the utility? :P

Yeah...someone called Deth, giant robot scorpion...Someone's been playing Wasteland.

Brilliant. That works on so many levels.

I suppose you can use the bullets from the robot scorpion to help cats who get stuck in tree branches

Robert Webbs accent in this is amazing :)

This is genius, good effects too :)

i Love This Sketch

Haha, pure gold.

i love how web always gets his lines right

@Person-lk1vs

Жыл бұрын

what

@cynicat74

9 ай бұрын

That's a rather basic requirement for being an actor.

The chubby guy is really good at doing an American accent.

@ElleKelsheimer

9 жыл бұрын

***** No, not him. The one dressed as a general.

@mantistoboggan5171

9 жыл бұрын

richard gere

Imagine how far ahead we would be today if he didn't destroy his inventions.

I love how David Mitchell keeps going in and out of his "american" accent

So true.

The accent is perfect :)

*Otacon:* Nooo! 😭 I designed Metal Gear to help mankind, not destroy it!!

Webb does a good James Mason voice in this sketch

As an American I can say this is exactly how we imitate other Americans in that era.

It's a comedy, not a big budget movie, it doesn't need to be perfect.

You are though. You have now entered the ranting and raving zone. We hope you enjoy your stay.

This is how science works in reality.

0:20 those cloth physics are on point whoah

If you will recall, they didn't even *attempt* the Southern accent in their KKK skit and even wrote a joke into the skit on how they weren't doing the accent. Damn shame too. I'd have loved to have heard the attempt. For the record, I adore the English, Scottish, and Irish accents. Have a good evenin', y'all!

Dr Light be like

TF2 engineer: NOOO!! I erected dispenser to help mankind! Not destroy it! *hits dispenser with wrench*

The giant de- oh I see. XD Gets me every time.

Great Peter Sellers tribute.

Prof Death sounds like James Mason

@csb7376

7 жыл бұрын

Logz clearly an impersonation of him, in places anyway. There are about 4 or 5 different accents to be fair, including his own voice!

I love how the punchline isn't obvious (to me at least) from the title of this video.

you do realise that in five months, less than twenty five people understood that reference? well done sir, well done.

I never thought that I would see M&W do Gallagher .

"You do realize that the military also has medics and helps with disaster relief, right?"

Could the KZread Subscribe Button™ of Death have any aggressive capabilities?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I love David's American accent.

@Yenaboi He realized that it's named 'Death Ray' after Dr. Death, not because it's deadly.

"the giant death-oh i see"

Thats one expensive sketch! :)

I meant frot and frot is a word: look up frot on wiki It's a slang term you wont find it in any dictionary but it is used amongst scientists for what chimps do, and humans also. ;)

Oh, indeed.

Actually, David did do a Welsh accent- it was the "Last Wish" sketch in Mitchell and Webb. Sorry for being so late...

NOOOOOO

The Doom-Melon!

Well, I'm not into any modern sitcoms, but hey if that's what sells here I can't argue with the free market. People seem to love the Big Bang Theory, which I don't understand in the slightest, but as long as people do enjoy it they'll keep churning it out.

the doom melon still need some work. what a banger for closure

'Doom Melon' needs to be on a T-shirt somewhere.

wew

Wow, Webb here is exactly like how Hugh would've played it in the Fry & Laurie times.

Headcanon: professor death was a Nazi scientist/engineer during the war, his work contributed to hundreds of thousands of deaths both on the front and in the camps Like many others he's granted amnesty to the US in exchange for working for the government, however in his trauma and guilt he vows to never cause the harm of another ever again with his creations... So when confronted if his creations can be used militarily that trauma and guilt all flashes back and he's unable to allow his creations to continue existing!

I fail to see how this invention could benefit mankind-when this machine failed to read the barcode on my poxy Cadburys Creme Egg,and shrink wrapped fucking broccoli at the self serve tills in Tesco,the long queue of mankind behind me were also growing impatient with the flaws of the Deathray. No,it's probably much more useful in an evil,warmongering capacity.

"I created the Giant Death Ray to HELP mankind, not destroy it!" Poor Doctor Death. His name makes everything ever so misleading.

Actually a recent study has shown that the UK has healthier teeth than the USA, apparently. But I do fucking love tea so you've got me on that.

1:49 that delivery.

Nooooo the doom melon!

Actually, whitebeam, David's accent is a spot on rendering; he sounds just like any American someone who might be from the upper midwest, or the northeastern States. :))

mitchell's american accent is pretty convincing!

There really should be a meme of this

Helpful bullets. XD

Spah sapping my giant laser-fitted scorpion of doom!

agreed

"We're sorry, this video was removed due to copyright claims by Gallagher."

Doom Melon....I want one.

@Zedbeforebed A professor with a PHD is a doctor. Not a medical doctor but a doctor none the less

"This bomb was created to help mankind, not destroy it!"

The title of the video sorta spoils one of the best jokes in it!

NOOOOOOOO, THE GIANT DEATH STAR WAS BUILT TO HELP ALDERAAN, NOT TO DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar's origins!

TF2 Engineer: NOOOO! I created the dispenser to help mankind not destroy it!

epic comment my friend