The Michael Jackson bit, Peter Kay was doing this gig at the O2 in London, when Jacko was supposed to be doing his shows. He died, the space became available and Kay took it.

@lokibrux

2 ай бұрын

I was at the O2 setting up for the Jackson tour when we got the call he had died. It was a very strange night.

@jimmykinney4086

2 ай бұрын

I have never understood that reference. I obviously thought it was after Michael Jackson died but didn't know the rest. Thank you.

@user-ks1he8ip9s

2 ай бұрын

​@@jimmykinney4086sadly the info provided was wrong. Kay didn't take over the slot. His tour was months and months after Jacko was scheduled to finish

@aaronmicalowe

2 ай бұрын

@@user-ks1he8ip9s But the joke is still about that otherwise it doesn't make any sense.

@jimmykinney4086

2 ай бұрын

@@user-ks1he8ip9s OK, thanks for the update. I’m a real detail-oriented guy & little things like that interest me. I used to drive my ex-wife crazy with that.

"I don't waste my evenings" is the funniest and most astute thing about this skit. :)

@casualguy3938

2 ай бұрын

I actively wait for a chance to say that around my friends. I'm just joking. I don't have any friends.

@corbuzchristi365

2 ай бұрын

Seems to go over a lot of heads that bit, but always gets me! 😂

@yidbrad

Ай бұрын

100% 😂

Peter's humour is simple but the best thing about it is he never puts people down to build himself up.

"After you do he'll never phone ya". "Every time I think of it I pinch myself." "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight".

@refillz5281

2 ай бұрын

Also "The heart, does go on"

@DPYROAXIS

2 ай бұрын

The kiss your car was a stretch but let good into the joke

@rickybuhl3176

2 ай бұрын

I will say, although I'm of the "sit and read the lyric book in the CD" generation - the Babyface one always sounded, umm, mishear-able(!?) Album, single or on the radio..

@pattayarealist8530

2 ай бұрын

He actually misheard it as “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night”.

@andyhughes5885

2 ай бұрын

He says " I can`t believe you kiss your cock at night " Not your car goodnight.

After you do he’ll never phone ya! Biggest problem is once you hear him say the wrong words, you can’t get the real ones back!

Great 'karaoke' impression at the beginning there. Don't know if anybody else has already answered this in the comments, but to answer your question, Peter Kay is from Bolton, Greater Manchester, UK. The accent/dialect over there is particularly strong. Source: me who lived in that area for several years. Edit: The Duffy song he's referring to, she does indeed sing 'mercy', but her Welsh accent definitely makes it come across as 'birdseed'. And yes, it is 'he'll never phone you'.

That laugh after the Ethiopian bit woulda been me. 😂

@loopstationyt

2 ай бұрын

Me too and I’m Ethiopian 💀

@astridbirgittevern1877

2 ай бұрын

Me, too! It is just the unlikely pairing between the music and the image that makes it comical.

Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze. "Excuse me while kiss this guy"

You'll never unhear those lyrics now.

3:43 I had to listen to that cackle about 5 more times 😂😂😂

@rantoppp

2 ай бұрын

And then the snort at 3:48.

@TheGlassman63

Ай бұрын

It is a plant, it supposed to happen, all part of the show. It happened on every show of this tour.

He’ll never PHONE you.

@eclectica1

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, we know. But come on, it's funny!

@inthedarkanonymous5625

2 ай бұрын

@@eclectica1 it IS funny!

Love Peter Kay, he's very good at the "observational" part of comedy, and does it with a disarming Northern charm (Yorkshire). He actually disappeared for a long time due to his poor mental health, he's only recently started touring again.

@stox-sj2pe

2 ай бұрын

Oops, sorry. He's from Lancashire.

@LastTryMedia

2 ай бұрын

@stox-sj2pe "Oops, sorry?' Dude just tell me I'm wrong, I can take it.

@JamesSmith144

Ай бұрын

Clearly you've never been in a war of words between Yorkshire men and the men of Lancashire 😂

The proper lyrics - Just let me state for the record, we're giving love in a family dose. You can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong, but now. I can hear your prayers. Your burdens I will bear I believe the heart does go on. All souls to what's true After you do he'll never phone ya. Every time I think of it, I pinch myself. I can't believe you kiss your car at night.

Peter Kay is a national treasure in the UK. He comes from Bolton area in the north of England, hence the accent. He has been a star in the UK for more than 20 years and his tours always sell out fast. He is a stand up comedian plus he does his own comedy drama TV shows, which are all well worth watching and generally funny as feck.

Girl feel free to laugh, I think that will make this channel go viral

"After you do, he'll never 'phone ya."

Brilliant can't wait for you to check out micky Flanagan ❤

@rosa32

2 ай бұрын

Yes. He's my favourite.

@stephenk5112

2 ай бұрын

@@rosa32 peepee

Also, my mother had a set prayer she used for grace at table. At the end was, “bless this food you have provided. May we use it for its intended use.” My sister’s first time up at prayer bat (she was five) went well until the end. “May we use it for toots (rhymes with foots) and tender juice.”

“Every time I think of you I pinch myself”

@andyhughes5885

Ай бұрын

" Every time i think of you i piss myself"

Bitty’s North England accent not bad at all

@chillwithbitty

Ай бұрын

thank you❤

I like you guys. Your vibe is so real. I thought ‘bad moon on the rise’ was ‘there’s a bathroom on the right.’ My daughter and her bestie thought “I’m shameless” was (belt it out) “I’m SHAVIN’”

@paullockyer7230

2 ай бұрын

‘there’s a bathroom on the right.’ - I still hear it that way!

@bittytv

2 ай бұрын

❤

@andyhughes5885

Ай бұрын

🤣

Peter Kay is from my hometown Bolton, he did a few british comedy series that i would recommend you watch, Phoenix Nights and Max and Paddys Road to Nowhere, i am however unsure whether itd be worth it for you guys. so many of the jokes would be lost on the context of a lot of jokes just not being known...😅 think I'll rewatch them now though to double check though, thanks for cheering my day up

Pure gold!!!

The last line is the best one imho 'can't see mine let alone kiss it........' LOL

Love it when she laughs 😅

As a child, after hearing Jim Croce's Bad, bad Leroy Brown I asked my mother what was so tough about having a RAISIN in your shoe.....LOL

“Can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight” 😂

@darrylrichardson7940

18 күн бұрын

CANT BELIEVE YOU KISS YOUR COCK GOODNIGHT. THATS WHY HE SAYS KISS IT I CANT EVEN SEE IT AFTERWARDS

The heart does go on

You will never be able to get these lyrics out of your mind now 😂

@fionaburton2631

22 күн бұрын

Every time I hear Drive now, I automatically sing pork pie. 😂

Funny AF, love people you can laugh in these days. Love your content, keep up the great work.

Hahaha he’s class!! Peter Kay is a legend

“I can’t believe you kiss your car good night”. For years I thought it was… “I can’t believe you kiss your carving knife”.

...Kiss your car goodnight...

After he does, he'll never PHONE ya is the actual line

After you do, he'll never phone ya

Never heard of this guy looking forward to it

I thought I could understand English 'til I went to Wales - These were halarious, I will never hear these songs the same way again 🤣

Guys his Telephone Etiquette is good. This is funny but you'll never hear those songs the same again.

,😂😂absolutely hysterical and brilliant 👏 🤣 love Peter Kay he is a National Treasure 🇬🇧 💷 ❤

" *Your burgers are tha bessst* "

Your laugh is infectious. Brilliant video.

3:41 sounded just like Joaquin Pheonix's "Joker" laugh lmaoooo

@chillwithbitty

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

you need to react to the ricky gervais show, where he introduces his friend karl pilkington, seems to be a favorite with American reactors. its hilarious 😅

Well i wont "tell" what i thought English lyrics sounded like to me before my teens (when i couldnt understand a single English word) LMAO 🤪

Omg you had me rolling!

You need to do Peter Kay 'dogging' sketch, its hilarious. 😂

I'm goin to watch Peter Kay tomoz on his new tour.

Another gem is Peter Kay Comedy gold, Al Murray vs Americans

That was fun again, thanks, you two.

I was in the audience, when that woman cackled about the "starving Ethiopians"

You guys deserve more followers. Glad you discovered this guy he’s great.

@chillwithbitty

Ай бұрын

TY❤

The way you say "Dats ecsactly how it be doh"...ha ha "Dats ecsactly how it be doh"...ha ha That is exactly how it is though!

One of the funniest sketches ever!!!

Just shows you that one suggestion can seriously change what you think you hear.

Your impressions at the start have me cracking up lmao

This english guy is so hilarious. That's all about what this is. Miss heard we've all sang to the songs and thought it was saying something else, and you're favorite Celine Dion, I'm from Canada. She's from quebec, Canada. She says my heart does go on, but it really sounds like hot dogs.... This guy is hilarious.That's why the very first one by the pointer sisters just staple the vicar.A vicar is like a priest.You know a guy in church they say a vicar

"Every time I think of it I pinch myself"

In my experience, the hotdog does indeed go on 🌭

The very first time i heard Bobby Gentry singing "I'll never fall in love again" i thought, there is no way she is singing "phone" on that.

Shania Twain says I can't believe you kiss your car good night

BabyFace said "pinch myself"

This is the 1st time I have ever heard a girl growl when she laughs

The lady doesn't or couldn't dig this type of jokes!😂

@chillwithbitty

Ай бұрын

i found it amusing. i just don’t need to laugh out loud to show it.

@Justsomebodyelse235

Ай бұрын

Did you miss that snort? 😂😂😂 she definitely laughed.

"I can't believe you kiss your car good night"....😂😂😂

Yes, the song he'll never bone you.That was dusty springfield singing What to get when you fall in love...he says.."bone you" Dusty sings"he'll never PHONE you..

Fingers crossed that we get more Daniel Tosh 🤞🏿

He is from Bolton in Lancashire in the UK. He is hilarious. They have a very distinct accent😂

Vicar: an Anglican priest in England

Peter Kay is brilliant. I'm glad you both watched it. Road to 30? Nah, 50k!

He’s from Bolton in the north of England. Decent attempt at the accent tbf 😂

5:43 was great! 😂😂😂 “I believe that the heart does go on”

MJ: Burgans and your prays, The cars: But by, Shania Twain: Kiss your car, Celine Dion: Heart does go on, K.D. Lang: All souls

I love that his looonnggg pause to the “Ethiopian” woman was the funniest.

@helenbailey8419

Ай бұрын

Someone in the audience laughed

She actually says “catch enough germs to catch pneumonia“ after you do he’ll never phone you”

Ok misheard as real words is one thing and obviously everyone does it. Even if the words seem to be arranged nonsensically, because we have plenty of more well anunciated examples to build that mess on. It's when I make up words because I can't make out what they say, and sing it that way for years before finding out the real words that I feel a bit ridiculous

Yall need to do Ralphie may bro, that man was str8 gold.

She says 'after you do he'll never phone ya'

Kiss your car was the last one.

@Billyg215

2 ай бұрын

It`s kiss your carpet knife.

Wait until you discover Stewart Lee. 🤣

He lives an hour down the road from me in Bolton, the usual Northerner accent.

loe this bit!

That woman would make a happy meal sad

I cn't believe you kiss your car at night

Peter Kay comedy genius

Haha you're on to PK, he's super funny

I spent my entire adolescence singing to my Whitesnake tape, "I'm a man who was born to wear cologne."

You need to react to Peter kay "Dogging"

The last one was actually "I can't believe your CAR at night"

You should listen to the rest of it. So funny

I saw this a long time ago. Super funny

Kiss your car good night.

*Ralphie May (P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-L-Y C-O-R-R-E-C-T)*

Jo Koy - how to tell Asians apart. You won’t be disappointed 😂

Please look up randy feltface gumtree. It had me laughing my ass off

*Bitty* leaned forward & gave me a BIG snort in my ear👂

@chillwithbitty

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

5k 🏃‍♂️ it 🆙️

You really need to watch the GOAT of Comedy.. Billy Connolly. Also try some Micky Flanagan (you'll love it).

bless myself

just let me state for the record

He's hilarious. I went to see his new show in London a couple of weeks ago, funny as heck. Did a new routine of these misheard lyrics as well