whoops, uh - YES, way back in my Endymion video I DID say that Artemis loved Orion, but in my defense, I was a much less diligent researcher back then, and that little nugget of "common knowledge" was EVERYWHERE I LOOKED. I had to do some serious digging this time to find where it came from and how unsupported it really was. I wasn't kidding - that interpretation was so appealingly tropey that it eclipsed the MUCH larger body of work that completely contradicted it, and even completely unrelated articles and descriptions will mention "btw Artemis and Orion were totally smoochin" like it's a Thing. Mythology is fun like that! 😅 -R

@kortmann9

3 жыл бұрын

Mythology really do be like that sometimes. ...basically all the time actually

@reckon-it1375

3 жыл бұрын

Mythology: So confusing that it will confuse you as to what the word "confusion" even means

@russergee49

3 жыл бұрын

Overly Sarcastic Productions Yep, admittedly it was he only story I ever encountered either. And I consider myself well versed! Well, there goes my ‘Artemis is demiromantic’ headcanon LOL

@toadfrog8057

3 жыл бұрын

@@russergee49 same lol

@FellsApprentice

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, they definitely weren't smooching, but whether there was romantic emotions on the table at all, or if it was one sided, or whatever is up for debate. The work saying there was is still part of the body of work. And as you pointed out, debating the canon of theology is ultimately a work of absurdity unless the behavior is so wildly out of character it has to be explained another way.

Male poets and painters: Orion is the only man Artemis ever loved. Artemis: No, but I understand the confusion here, see Orion was the only man I ever *liked*

@Punaparta

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, what of Hippolytus?

@yozen1995

3 жыл бұрын

Platonic love if you would.

@AegixDrakan

3 жыл бұрын

Considering that us Ace dudes seem to be as rare as hen's teeth (Especially if they ALSO have to be skilled enough hunters to earn Artemis' respect), that number of precisely 2 male hunters that Artemis was cool with seems to line up pretty well.

@notinorder9630

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis: if I had a nickel for every time... Also Artemis: I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice.

@guilhermemarinho9861

3 жыл бұрын

Sad Apollo noises

I just like to think Artemis and Orion were just hunting buddies and everyone kept assuming shit

@21eienni

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it even sounds realistic. I'll go with that too.

@disguisedzoroark

3 жыл бұрын

It's like the opposite of every lesbian in history. Historian: Yeah, Sapphos poems were 100% straight guys, they were just good buds- wait... is that a man... and a woman? Now this is relationship goals

@Gooberwares

3 жыл бұрын

DisguisedZoroark like they do little competitions Artemis: bet you can’t hunt that thing! Orion: like hell I can’t

@Gooberwares

3 жыл бұрын

Thomas Varblow she coulda just killed him herself

@ForeverinmyownWorld1

3 жыл бұрын

@@21eienni Artemis would only confirm they were "dating" to either, 1. Bail out Orion if he really fucked up, 2. If arrows weren't enough of a deterrent to get a guy to leave her alone, 3. So Apollo wouldn't look too closely at that ass This is like the Lesbian with her football Jock best friend

Artemis: I love no man. Artemis: But that one... (Orion) Artemis: I enjoy his company.

@waves4699

3 жыл бұрын

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

@morganrobinson8042

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that's just adorable.

@Gooberwares

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they were jusr friends yo

@madmouse1016

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine losing your best bro- 😔

@Scalesthelizardwizard3399

3 жыл бұрын

I ship it

long ago, artemis and orion were living happily and in balance. *_but everything changed when the shippers attacked_*

@adeleaslan8182

3 жыл бұрын

Only canon, the master of all stories, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished

@vivi-bz2xh

3 жыл бұрын

@@adeleaslan8182 THE ATLA BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

@adeleaslan8182

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivi-bz2xh lol YES

@projektgeronimo2696

3 жыл бұрын

bruh

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7638

3 жыл бұрын

A couple thousand years past and the new generations made decided that Artemis and Orion being together was gross, so they took matters into their own hands.

So basically, Artemis and Orion were just vibing and then the shippers came along.

@thesimplifestyle2022

3 жыл бұрын

NONONO, don't drag us into this. We ship the ship; we don't ship the bros. That's all on the boomers who think a guy and a gal can't be friends.

@myriadofcolours9861

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, just historians who were like "Two people of the opposite sex? Ah, they must've been fisting one another"

@hangeloarias7580

3 жыл бұрын

Orion is just a teddy bear Artemis keeps around.

@chrishansen1842

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. It's always the shippers

@papertroll1876

3 жыл бұрын

‘Looks like the shippers are at it again’

Me seeing the title: Well, I know he's a constellation? Red: The most important thing is...he's a constellation Me: I'm a mythological GENIUS

@arronstiles6160

3 жыл бұрын

*Well your not wrong*

@danielcharland1374

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's the only constellation I can quickly identify at night. I have trouble finding the Big Dipper for some reason, but I can always spot good old Orion.

@kotori87gaming89

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly!

@Healermain15

3 жыл бұрын

A literal galaxy-brain!

@Hazyla

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Charland at least you can find constellations I can’t.

I have my suspicions that Zeus turned the Peliades, Orion, and the Scorpion who killed him into stars for the sole purpose of setting up an internal Scooby-Doo chase across the sky

@Gondorian04

3 жыл бұрын

i now have the mental image of Zeus humming the Scooby Doo theme while plotting this exact set up lol.

@clementgoh9270

3 жыл бұрын

ngl Zeus has got my support if that was the reason

@lollivee6770

2 жыл бұрын

@Balance of The hill What about when he helped Psyche?

@lollivee6770

2 жыл бұрын

@Balance of The hill yeah he gave her a hawk to help her out, the only time he saw a mortal and didn’t want to fuck her im pretty’s sure

@lollivee6770

2 жыл бұрын

@Balance of The hill True, either that Or Eros’s absence also got rid of his hornyness for a bit

Poets: Friendship between a man and a woman is impossible. Artemis and Orion were totally in love. Also poets: You know all these obvious gay couples in myths? Yeah, for sure they were only friends/cousins.

@aljizastrow8698

3 жыл бұрын

i know right! like what about Achilles!

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis and Sappho are polar opposites in terms of being straightwashed.

@bonesymcjay6839

3 жыл бұрын

Despite most mythologies especially Greeks openly having gay relationships in their myths

@Grim_Sister

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot that one where two gods shared a page in a book, so they totally were a husband and wife

@helltubejackie1086

3 жыл бұрын

*ahem* *sapho*

Orion: Was blinded, then got his eyesight restored by staring at the sun Me: Could've sworn it's usually the opposite

@perihelionstudios7563

3 жыл бұрын

It worked for Dante

@MasteringJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Helios can mimic LASIK.

@fomalhaut_the_great

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, you must have bad sources OP. Go and try, you'll see. Pun intended.

@Omnywrench

3 жыл бұрын

Must be one of those homeopathic thingies

@lpswerido688

3 жыл бұрын

Wanted to make a Dante joke but someone already took it 😢

Orion: I fear no man Orion: But that... thing Scorpion: *claps pincers* Orion: It scares me

@andressotil4671

3 жыл бұрын

Scorpion: pinch pinch bitch boi

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

*Scorpio does crab dance with Cancer in the background*

@immanuelrhayner3150

3 жыл бұрын

Scorpion:im bout to ruin this man's whole career

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear will

@ericcadwell5193

3 жыл бұрын

We Scorpios have an astrological sign! I've met Leos, and Libras, and Pieces...s...'s...s' (can anyone help with that? I can't figure out the obscure third-person non-possessive plural to "Pieces".). But I've never met an "Orion"! One the one hand, I feel victorious, being a Scorpio! On the other hand... it would... actually be kind of cool to meet an Orion.

So Orion and Artemis were friends but everybody kept shipping them really hard... man, mythology do work like fandoms sometimes!

@NHDOreBros

3 жыл бұрын

A Pantheon is only what you make of it, making it the only time where your stupid ship can actually be canon if enough people believe it.

@Scarshadow666

2 жыл бұрын

In many ways, mythology and folklore are the OGs of fandoms (in a technical sense). It's things humans have been doing even before civilization was established. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@jsc1jake512

2 жыл бұрын

@@NHDOreBros I like mythology in that way, it doesn't set a straight canon, you can believe what you want to believe about the mythology because it's about interpretation. If you believe Orion and Artemis were lovers then go ahead, no one is gonna tell you you're wrong because that would put them in a confusing position between being both right and wrong at the same time, since the other versions of the myth are equally canon to the mythology.

@animalia5554

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scarshadow666 Does that mean Zeus was that one character who got shipped with EVERYONE?

@Boss_Isaac

2 жыл бұрын

@@animalia5554 Funnily enough, _yes._ Zeus's numerous infidelities resulted from him being identified with local deities in mainland Greece who had their own consorts.

Only way to perceive Artemis x Orion: "Love you bro" "Bro same, I killed a deer for you bro." "Aw thanks bro! I'll kill a bull for you bro!" Platonic and sweet, Bromance!

@gienavegas9417

2 жыл бұрын

100th like AND YES!

@themancantfindaname7589

2 жыл бұрын

sound like a indian man would say bro

@gilgamesh7652

2 жыл бұрын

Bromance and seeing each other as siblings in Greek mythology, well I thought people learned enough myths to understand this.

@samuellawrencesbookclub8250

Жыл бұрын

@@gilgamesh7652 Maybe that's what got Apollo so mad; he was jealous of Orion for taking his place as Artemis' brother

@gilgamesh7652

Жыл бұрын

@@samuellawrencesbookclub8250 Well Apollo is kind of a creepy guy so I don't know what to say about his jealousy. But remember that we are talking about Greek Mythology so "just friends" is way too unrealistic. In other variants, Zeus was worried because divine chicks were having catfights because of Orion.

Orion, otherwise known as one of the only constellations that actually looks like what it’s supposed to be

@sketchingchan

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@frodoswaggins3132

3 жыл бұрын

XD SO TRUE

@greenergrass4060

3 жыл бұрын

But with no head

@kazoolekazoo872

3 жыл бұрын

I thought of cassiopeia after I read this.

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis

3 жыл бұрын

Becca G another one would be Draco, a serpetine dragon.

So Fanfiction has a much longer history than I thought...

@girlinahat3407

3 жыл бұрын

Humans haven't changed only their toys.

@Grim_Sister

3 жыл бұрын

Look up the sages of the Talmud and Mishna. It’s basically one of the earliest known fanfics to us. The guy who wrote the myth about Medusa also was a prolific fanfic writer, I think Red already made a video about him.

@Timelost_Techpriest

3 жыл бұрын

Let me introduce you to Launcelot, totally original character do not steal

@decoral

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that the version of the more popular backstory of Medusa is also kind of a fan fiction? It debuted in Ovid's metamorphoses, which is Roman and not Greek! In the original Greek version Medusa is born a monster and she is instead seduced by Poseidon while Athena had nothing to do with it!

@decoral

3 жыл бұрын

I keep writing the same thing about Medusa all the time😑

Historians on Orion and Artemis: Yeah, definitely a couple, no question. Historians on Achilles and Patroclus: Yeah, definitely best friends, no question, no romance there whatsoever.

@mirzapramudya1580

11 ай бұрын

"Fuck the gays" - historians

@moon7shinev150

3 ай бұрын

@@arcahmwinters70 to be fair a lot of queer people in history have had straight relationships. Look at Frederick the Great

I actually like the idea of Orion being such a great hunter that the goddess of the hunt was like "DUDE, SICK SHOT" and they just become hunting bros

@justintime3656

8 ай бұрын

Apollo:I THOUGHT I WAS YOU'RE BRO 😭

My personal favorite part of Orion's myths is the fact that he can literally walk on water, yet his most famous death is entirely predicated on him being neck-deep in the ocean. The guy is so unlucky he decides to go for a swim *ONCE* and immediately gets shot.

@yizao9289

3 жыл бұрын

HA GET RECKED ORION (jk Orion is my favorite Greek deity)

@whafflete6721

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ

@captainahab5522

3 жыл бұрын

He could have been waking on the water and was just over the horizon so only his head was showing

@timothymclean

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainahab5522 I guess, but I like the idea that Artemis didn't recognize Orion because he decided to swim today.

@captainahab5522

3 жыл бұрын

@@timothymclean I worked it out roughly Artemis can shoot over 20km accurately

I feel like the phrase "because Zeus is an asshole" is the impetus behind roughly 90% of Greek mythology.

@atriumgamesmore4336

3 жыл бұрын

50% at the most. Gaia and the titans had the monopoly first

@belafeldbusch3397

3 жыл бұрын

More like „so Zeus wanted to bang that woman...“

@Jake007123

3 жыл бұрын

@@atriumgamesmore4336 To be fair, if you look at their ancestors, they are as much moral as they could ever be.

@dumbidiot5584

3 жыл бұрын

what about, “Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.”

@atriumgamesmore4336

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumbidiot5584 That phrase applies tow half the male side of the pantheon. Apollo, Poseidon, Kronos all being arguably as bad. At least most of the time when Zeus gets randy, we get a hero or a god. Poseidon just makes monsters 9 times out of 10

My favorite has to be that version where Orion and Artemis are just friends and the only reason he dies is because Apollo is a disaster bi with zero concept of being able to remain friends with someone without developing romantic feelings for them.

@blankiecat9302

8 ай бұрын

I love disaster bi Apollo

I just love the dynamic of Apollo and Artemis asking each other to kill people that offended them in some way

Orion: *Dies* Zeus: omg this is so sad Alexa play counting stars

@adeade3978

3 жыл бұрын

Zeus: "I gotchu bro" *turns him into stars so he can keep being a creep*

@joepaul2646

3 жыл бұрын

cool

@plantsvs.zombies9814

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@JoshSweetvale

3 жыл бұрын

Zeus is the biggest dudebro.

@latoyagrant2118

3 жыл бұрын

Bank. Cc

Who else thinks we need a “bows before bros” t shirt

@pxperrings

3 жыл бұрын

Me!

@ryangreen6255

3 жыл бұрын

It would be perfect for diehard archers.

@summerrr6133

3 жыл бұрын

Yes we can

@voidnerdvs7660

3 жыл бұрын

Human Being Yes

@mrclueuin

3 жыл бұрын

🖐 shut up and take my money! 💰

5:11 Okay, Artemis chilling with a sign saying bows before bros while Take a Hint plays in the background may just be one of the greatest things, EVER!!!!!😂🤣

@miriamiraci6167

9 ай бұрын

Yeah and the "PartheNO means NO" shirt-like I want it

Personally, my favorite version of the Orion legend is a bit of a mixture of several of these. Basically, Orion meets Artemis and she kinda goes "Hey, you're a pretty good hunter, want to hang out?" So they start hunting together and Orion basically becomes Artemis's best friend/favorite cousin. Apollo gets jealous because "why don't you hang out with me anymore?" and throws a hissy fit, and then sics a giant scorpion on Orion.

@dudebladeX

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's my favorite too. Orion's all like, "I love ya, girl!" And Artemis is all "I love you too, man!" And Appolo is all "Hey! What about me!?"

@neros398

Жыл бұрын

wouldnt apollo just shoot him if that was the case? i feel like the gaia version make more sanse

@brianroberts783

Жыл бұрын

@@neros398, I don't know, do you think your sister would want to hang out with you if you obviously murdered her favorite cousin? Apollo has an alibi and plausible deniability in this version.

Zeus: this is such a tragedy, but I shall immortalize these beings in the night sky, to be safe and free of fear Also Zeus: hey, you know what would be funny...

@carlosroo5460

3 жыл бұрын

To have Seiya burn his cosmos to ruin your perfect teeth? Yeah that would be funny

@breadslice9779

3 жыл бұрын

haha scorpion go brrrr

@SensaiRyu

3 жыл бұрын

Like Red said Zeus is an asshole

@brnchiggins

3 жыл бұрын

@@SensaiRyu I'm going to write my own translation/compilation of Greek myths someday and "So Zeus was an asshole and..." will be the opening for every story in it.

@alyssaburda2090

3 жыл бұрын

Scorpio: Putting Orion up in the stars- Hades: Doing your job?

*Apollo:* I thought you said you loved Orion! *Artemis:* Yeah, as a bro! *Apollo:* _I'M YOU'RE BRO_

@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec

3 жыл бұрын

As a best friend ni san!

@simonschnedl

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis: "Your" Apollo: **looses shit* *kills Orion**

@reginaldmustardbacon5866

3 жыл бұрын

Man.. Artemis hangs and shoots bows with one guy and everyone even apollo assumes shit

@crocuslament9680

3 жыл бұрын

@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 To be fair Apollo is really bad at picking up on people not being romantically interested.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Apollo: Oh shut up, you love me! Artemis: I'd sell you to Hades for one corn chip.

I like the interpretation that Orion and Artemis were just friends and Apollo got too protective

@Sanjaykumar-zr8my

3 жыл бұрын

*orion's death was first mentioned in Homer's odyssey where it is stated that Artemis slew orion in ortygia* *Hesiod in his book astronomy fragments (8BC - 7BC) that orion was blinded because he tried to assault a king's daughter . Orion later went to crete and spent his time hunting with artemis . Once he boasted that he'd kill all the animals gaia ( earth) sent a scorpion to kill him yet the author pseudo -apollodorus (2AD) says Artemis killed orion because he challenged or tried to assault her nymph opis thus both Apollo and Artemis killed him . so either way the earliest Version suggest that Artemis or gaia killed him not Apollo*

"Helios, the sun, who heals Orion's eyes" ...That sounds very contradictory.

OSP: Orion is a very interesting character Literally everyone else: heh heh sky man go sparkle

@5Chaor

3 жыл бұрын

Sparkle Sparkle

@thebestcentaur

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jayrodrigues8244

3 жыл бұрын

✨✨✨

@georgekikionis7167

3 жыл бұрын

Astrophotographers: Hehe cool orion nebulas go brrrr

@Alusnovalotus

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what the ancestors said. Gotta be legit.

Staring at The Sun healed Orion's Eyes Dante's eyes were healed by a blast of God's holy light Who knew lazer eye surgery was existent back then

@immanuelrhayner3150

3 жыл бұрын

Heck there was even a guy who was blind and became able to see after getting hit by a lightning (i think) or cuz he was so close to the lightning he was able to see again

@nope2942

3 жыл бұрын

"the sun is a deadly lazer"

@rivalthoughts2061

3 жыл бұрын

@Gideon Valdo Takidjo *Not anymore there’s a blanket*

@wilburn5881

3 жыл бұрын

"The healing properties of staring directly at me are very well documented"

@slavsquatsuperstar

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes XD

Orion and Artemis probably platonically loved each other. They cherished each other’s company. As AroAce as Artemis is, that seems the most logical honestly. I like the idea they are friends. Honestly imagine if a version existed where Artemis and Orion platonically loved each other so much that Aphrodite gets pissy about it. “BOYS AND GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO *KISS* NOT *HUNT*”

@joshuaholland5279

6 ай бұрын

Orion probably had a small crush for like 5 seconds and then realized “oh crap that could lose me my best friend if that turned out bad”

As I read it, Artemis was so impressed by Orion's archery that she let him join her hunting party, then he started hitting on her and she got pissed off and killed him

@emilypatriciagarciacanals4588

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure that was like a dramatic way for some random poet or Historian to say “Artemis is virginity goddess, do not get close or she’ll kill you” if I remover correctly the oldest version of the story goes that after his eyes healed, he decides to go travel around some places and ends up meeting Artemis along the way, then later after they got to know I leach other better they started a very friendly friendship(until you know what happens next and yea). I think that the original intention for that whole situation of Artemis and Orión was that platonic love exist and love can also be in between two friends getting along and bonding without the need to make it romantic or sexual.

Reds voice is so cool She can talk at the speed of light but you still understand

@scouttyra

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@necromelodia2432

3 жыл бұрын

Shes fast and enunciates well

@PropagandaDS

3 жыл бұрын

She could be an excellent rapper.

@clicky4665

3 жыл бұрын

And her singing is prrerrfect

@martinconway8174

3 жыл бұрын

Yahtzee hears a challenger approaching

Orion: Im gonna kill every animal!! Gaia:*sips tea* interesting

@caretakercat7176

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis to Atlante : (*points at orion) see that guy.. That's how you shouldn't hunt..

@Vespuchian

3 жыл бұрын

I always heard it told as "I shall hunt an example of every animal!" like some kind of taxidermied taxonomy doomed to failure because there's just _so many_ different animals out there.

@argenteus8314

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vespuchian Why would Gaia have a problem with it if that's the case though?

@beccag2758

3 жыл бұрын

Argenteus well Gaia isn’t usually described as super stable

@FellsApprentice

3 жыл бұрын

I always read it as a "I'm going to impress you" by Orion to Artemis

I adore the platonic version of Artemis and Orion. Because I'm ace and my Aro siblings need representation.

@elisa4620

Жыл бұрын

YES. But I also relate to the version where Orian couldn't take a hint and started harassing Artemis ...

I love how Gaea is basically the control mechanism/killswitch for the gods. Like, when they start getting too strong or talking shit, she makes a new kaiju or dozen to kick the crap out of them for a while. You'd think the gods would stop tempting fate, but... here we are. Lol.

Eros: *sees Artemis and Orion together* No one is immune to my arrows! *shoots Artemis* Artemis: *grabs the arrow midair and turns around* Eros: 0_0 Artemis: Start flying, angel.

@eeveestar6826

3 жыл бұрын

Alternatively: Artemis: *grabs arrow in midair and turns around* Eros: 0_0 Artemis: "Cute arrows. *grabs her own bow.* "My turn."

@cordeliajackson8615

3 жыл бұрын

@@eeveestar6826 YES

@gearsoftime9375

3 жыл бұрын

Insert Jonathan joestar saying oh no

@higonakamura1236

3 жыл бұрын

@@eeveestar6826 Eros: *at this moment he knew...he f*cked up*

@yurotoki

3 жыл бұрын

@@eeveestar6826 Why would Artemis do this though..

“Trespassers will be shot or turned into a deer and eaten by their own dogs.” That’s a reference.

@errorcode1249

3 жыл бұрын

Julian Zimianitis to what I need to know

@magiv4205

3 жыл бұрын

@@errorcode1249 It's a reference to yet another Orion story. In that one, he followed Artemis to the pool she bathed in and lewded her, she noticed and was so furious that she turned him into a deer that was immediately torn apart by his own hunting dogs. Orion and his dogs were then both put on the sky by Zeus.

@ChrisX_212

3 жыл бұрын

@@magiv4205 Minus the Zeus part... well that didn't happen to Orion. That happened to Actaeon.

@AmimikaMoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@errorcode1249 some guy called Actaeon (according to wikipedia) transgressed against Artemis in some way, so she turned him into a deer and he got ripped apart by his own hunting dogs (in some versions, it's Artemis's dogs who kill him). There's another myth where a boy called Siproites walks in on Artemis bathing, and since she can't allow men to have seen her naked, she turns him into a girl.

@BlazeBurnBlade

3 жыл бұрын

ERRORcode 12 hell, aside from the other replies, Red did a video on the whole myth.

I will forever love every joke that you make about Zeus being a jerk. They crack me up everytime

I just kinda love the idea of Artemis being the first person who ever had made sunglasses and lawn chairs in the world and then just used them to chill out when she was done going on hunts

Anyone else wants more videos about Hinduism? I feel like a video about Rama and Hanuman's adventures would be cool.

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a Journey to the West level series.

@hyperfox0934

3 жыл бұрын

yEESS

@oliveramarcoangelo1133

3 жыл бұрын

I’d love to hear stuff about Hanuman. I’ve see him in Aru Shah and the End of Time and I think he’s pretty interesting, being the son of Vayu and all

@AuxCart

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the lesser-exposed myths are always more fun. They're usually crazier, too!

@necromelodia2432

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YES I mean i had a fit of inspiration, started reading the mahabharata and had a whole absolute obsession with all THREE of her indian videos (of which one is like a minute long smh). Like 50 views on them can be attributed to me. Greek mythology is boring because the gods sound like authoritarian tyrants to me so im not emotionally invested in them at all

I like the idea that Orion and Artemis are best bro’s. An Ace goddess and her himbo hunter

@emilypatriciagarciacanals4588

3 жыл бұрын

That was basically the whole point to the myth, but you know how hardcore the poets and historians can get.

@esper6119

3 жыл бұрын

HIMBRO HIMBO,

@dracogatom7873

3 жыл бұрын

Off topic I was trying to remember what ace meant and the first thing that popped in my head was "Anti-sexual". Didn't sound right but isn't completely off the definition of asexual (i think)

@emilypatriciagarciacanals4588

3 жыл бұрын

Draco Gatom no you are completely correct

@CJCroen1393

3 жыл бұрын

Same! Especially since, from the sound of it, Orion _didn't_ try to sex up Artemis in the version where they're friends.

Fun fact: the “Dawn” depicted that is in love with Orion is likely Eos, Helios and Seline’s sister who was married to Astreaus ( the dusk god), Eos is also the mother of the four winds and the planets.

Fascinating. I love this stuff. ✅🙂

@rithwikp.m

3 жыл бұрын

hi

To be fair, knowing how to heal people's eyes is probably a useful skill to the guy who literally just straight up _is_ the sun.

@PutoMedicoBrujo

3 жыл бұрын

and red was wrong maybe THIS is the first refference to laser eye surgery and not the divine comedy but again WE'LL NEVER KNOOOOW! XD

@archdruidbookwalter951

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, over here!" "Haha, now you're blind!"

@PutoMedicoBrujo

3 жыл бұрын

@@archdruidbookwalter951 _asdf intenifies_

@Michal-by2nt

3 жыл бұрын

@@archdruidbookwalter951 *it's the opposite day*

@Chad_Eldridge

3 жыл бұрын

That could make for easy business. Hurt people's eyes, then charge them for your healing practices.

Orion to Scorpio: What are you gonna do, stab me? *some time later* Hermes: In local news, giant man stab 27 times by single scorpion. More at 11

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

27 stabs but stab is written in singular? how many stab?

@Raiju2

3 жыл бұрын

@@defensivekobra3873 Like, scorpion only stabbed once, but its tail was so long it went around 27 times,each time making another hole in Orion, correlating with each star in Orion constellation. Because Scorpio existed only to fuck this dude up and it would serve that purpose with distinction. Maybe. Probably not.

@m0ckyzo185

3 жыл бұрын

27 STAB WOUNDS

Translators when looking at Achillis haveing a relationship with a dude: Oh him and Patroclus were Best bro’s with one of the strongest friendships we have seen. When translator looks at artemis (WHO Is MOSTLY KNOWN FOR NOT BEING INTO DUDES!) haveing s friendship with a dude: They just loved eachother but one of Them died and the other Got really mad!

@duxhunt

3 жыл бұрын

The shippers are at it again with the homophobes known as the Catholic Church doing the early translation

Orion: Hey Artemis, I killed this bull for you. Artemis: Aw thanks, bro. I love you. Apollo: Oh no, love is in the air. I need to do something before my sweet little sister ends up breaking her vow! That guy must die. Artemis: Dude, I'm still your older sister and can take care of myself. Apollo: No you don't get it. He's a perv and I would have totally assaulted you. Artemis: You know... it's s because of things like these why none of your love affairs worked out...

“So Zeus makes Orion a constellation after he dies to a monstrous scorpion... ... and then he makes the SCORPION a constellation”

@timothymclean

3 жыл бұрын

Zeus is a dick, but sometimes he's a dick to the right people.

@joemerl1145

3 жыл бұрын

After making Orion a constellation so that he can keep pursuing the Pleiades, whom he made a constellation to keep them away from Orion. He either doesn't get the point of all this or he's just a MASSIVE troll.

@AD-dg3zz

3 жыл бұрын

Zeus turns the pleiad nymphs into a bunch of stars so they can escape Orion... and then he turns ORION into a bunch of stars

@genesischaparro8954

3 жыл бұрын

Because Zeus' an asshole *party horns*

@edisonlima4647

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds just like Zeus. Lol

In the version I read, he and Artemis weren’t in a relationship or anything. He was the singular male allowed in her pack, cause he was respectful of her and her followers. That was my favorite myth, you know, until he boasted he could kill everything and Gaia did a SMITE

@emperordaniel9595

3 жыл бұрын

There was also Theseus's kid Hippolytus, who was one of Artemis's hunters until Aphrodite got mad at him for doing that whole "staying single and refusing to mingle" thing and kicked off a chain of events that ended with Hippolytus's death.

@acrownamedblue6390

3 жыл бұрын

Emperor Daniel I forgot about that one. Thanks for reminding me :)

This man has my dead-name. My name is Artemis. Yes, I took the name of the woman who killed my dead name.

@mythandmayhem1134

3 жыл бұрын

Bear Queen This is amazing and glorious and brilliant and so utterly symbolically genius.

@esper6119

3 жыл бұрын

queen,

@amaliah725

3 жыл бұрын

That’s metal as heck

@phoenixfire1074

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@randomfox12245

3 жыл бұрын

What fucking parents name their kid "Orion"? You should have gotten that changed to something less stupid no matter what tbh

In some retellings, Apollo drove Orion mad because he didn't like how much time he was spending with his sister. And in others, his saying he's going to kill every animal in the world is translated to mean more of "I'm going to hunt every animal on earth", essentially saying that Gaia misunderstood what he said. (Hunt every single animal essentially meaning hunt at least one of every animal)

@jacobberg373

Жыл бұрын

No, that was just the Percy Jackson version, Apollo simply either sent the scorpion or tricked Artemis into killing him. The whole "I'm going to kill every animal on Earth" was due to good old hubris and getting way into killing shit with arrows.

The moral of the story is that Apollo is a disaster bi even when the relationships do not apply to him and aren't even romantic.

@apollogodofthesun5630

3 жыл бұрын

I have never been so offened at something I 100% agree with.

@radicalraddish6292

3 жыл бұрын

Disaster bi is a new one for me but im gonna use it all the time now

@moonyistired

3 жыл бұрын

I'd personally say he's a disaster pan though I guess it could get confusing with mythological deities when the god Pan is right there.

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonyistired Artemis: "Gods you're such a disaster pan." Pan: "Hey!" Artemis: "Not you Pan."

@apollogodofthesun5630

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonyistired no. One I identity as bi not pan 2. Pan sucks and I hate him cause he said that he was a better musician than me.

Artemis with her hunters is a never ending girls night out prove me wrong-

@mythandmayhem1134

3 жыл бұрын

RKAC I am here for this interpretation.

@Jobe-13

3 жыл бұрын

Correct

@anna_in_aotearoa3166

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds more like the Maenads tbh 😜

"Orion was the only ma Artemis has ever loved" Aphrodite : * happy noises * "yeah actually that is fake, Artemis never romantically loved anyone" Aphrodite : * angy *

@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec

7 ай бұрын

Aphrodite: Say red, want to know what happened when you ruin my ship with facts and logic?

What about the version of his backstory where he’s the child of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hermes peeing on a bearskin and then burying it under some old guy’s house? I like that version

@funnelrust6613

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, WHAT?!

@madamabis3432

3 жыл бұрын

Hold up what?!

@timothymclean

3 жыл бұрын

And people say you need women to make children.

@anikasaxena4238

3 жыл бұрын

What?! You... You can't just drop that like a bombshell!

@FionnFisher

3 жыл бұрын

I . . . . . Man, what the fuck is mythology

Male couple: are very clearly in love and would tragically die for each other Scholars: these two men just have a close brotherly friendship and are not homosexual at all Male and female: share an interest and like to discuss that and hang out Scholars: CLEARLY THESE TWO ARE TRAGICALLY IN LOVE

@miamafalda1118

3 жыл бұрын

It's ok you can say Achilles and Patroclus

@krankarvolund7771

3 жыл бұрын

When you based your interpretation on the gender of the characters rather than on their behaviours XD

@maira7804

3 жыл бұрын

Sad truth is that they were both lovers and cousins, but seeing general greek mythology, it's not that big of a deal

@jean-paulaudette9246

3 жыл бұрын

Good gravy! Surely you don't mean to insinuate that historians are shaped by contemporary cultural biases? Say it aint so, Joe!

@fomalhaut_the_great

3 жыл бұрын

​@@maira7804 Zeus is literally married to his sister, if incest wasn't cool in greek myth I'm sure the literal king of gods wouldn't be doing it on the daily.

So basically Artemis:Cool and Chill Aro-Ace Apollo:Disaster Bi-sexual For some reason this is so hilarious

Artemis only has one love: *THE HUNT*

@metalvoiceguy1232

Жыл бұрын

Artemis in yharnam get on it fanfiction writers

Red: "Because I bet a lot of you have heard that Orion is the only man Artemis ever loved." Me: *Checks the Endymion Misc Myths Again* Red: "She's never shown an interest in sex and has only ever romantically loved one person, the hunter Orion." Me: "Yeah, I hate when further research invalidates my previous statements too."

@gypsysprite4824

3 жыл бұрын

also, welcoem to Mythology, where both can be techencally true due to how the myths evolve oer time

@Jake007123

3 жыл бұрын

@Autzen Hallock I think it's fair to say it wasn't true when the version that depicts Artemis loving Orion seems to be from many centuries after anyone even believed in them. Or at least that's what I take from it.

@clockworkkirlia7475

3 жыл бұрын

@Autzen Hallock That's a fair point, but the whole "only man she ever loved" bit seems to be usually used to make some sexist point or invalidate her broader characterisation. It makes sense for Red to give it a harsh "no" in that case, particularly when the connection with the mythology is so tenuous. There are overarching truths, as she says, even if details vary.

@taylor_green_9

3 жыл бұрын

@Autzen Hallock Yes, there's a good reason why OSP chose Athena as the asexual goddess for their pride month video

@Naharu.

3 жыл бұрын

@Autzen Hallock l think everyone has a different take in all the greek gods. I always took Athena as just hating humanity/living things in general and only liking her group of friends and putting up with apollo because she cant choose a new brother. Thats my headcanon, at least.

Someone: I’m such a Scorpio Orion: halfway across the world at this point, A HECCIN WHAT

@thelegend8570

3 жыл бұрын

"U wot m8?"

@cloudypine3683

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@theoryofspirit249

3 жыл бұрын

Cancer the Crab though they could be like senpai Scorpio and take on Hercules... didn't go so well.

Can we just take a second to imagine how fucked a person who was liked by Artemis would be? She is quite literally the goddess of the hunt, if she, hypothetically, got the fancy for someone, they probably have less a chance of getting away than any mortal with any god probably ever. Especially since I'm fairly sure the other Gods would back Artemis up due to how little she does that to begin with. ESPECIALLY Aphrodite. From what I understand, Aphrodite would basically go all in to have this over Artemis and keep it steady due to Aphrodite's hate boner for all things single.

One of my best memories in Highschool was in grade 11 English when we had to cover Greek Mythology someone said something about Artemis and Orion "banging" and my very well spoken English teacher slamming down his book and loudly saying "Are you blind man? They where the two bro-est bro's in Ancient Greek Myth Sir!"

@Numbers225

9 ай бұрын

the kind of teacher we need in our school system

@CartoonHero1986

9 ай бұрын

Indeed proof not all heros wear capes@@Numbers225

@cressrose

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for bringing us this absolute gem of a phrase!

My canon is that Orion was Artemis’ closest friend (being the only semi-divine being she had so much in common with) and the tragedy of her “lost love” being the loss of her friend.

@Yvonne-Bella

3 жыл бұрын

I can get behind that.

@stormespyder709

3 жыл бұрын

Ah best love is platonic love

@stormespyder709

3 жыл бұрын

Yvonne-Bella has

@fool4343

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianm.m.5375 why not

@GaldirEonai

3 жыл бұрын

Her bow-bro if you will.

I always viewed the idea of Orion being the only guy Artemis loved in terms of friendship. I like that version because I think it’s important to tell your friends you love them.

@emilypatriciagarciacanals4588

3 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly how I view and most probably the reason why it was written for.

@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579

3 жыл бұрын

The only person she wanted to relate with.

@CJCroen1393

3 жыл бұрын

I think Artemis had other male friends, but for me, what appeals about this example is that Orion, despite being kind of a perv, evidently _didn't_ perv on Artemis and was totally content with just being her hunting bro. That being said, with your version, I can TOTALLY see Apollo's angry overprotective reaction too... Orion: Man, I love ya man! Artemis: I love ya too, bro! Apollo: OH GODS SHE'S GONNA MARRY HIM, HE MUST DIE!

@Bronze_Age_Sea_Person

3 жыл бұрын

Also, in Greek mythology ,when there's sexual relations between men and women, either consensual or not, it tends to end with a kid. Artemis had no kids AFAIK.

@TheDaltonius

3 жыл бұрын

I told friends that I’m really close to that I love them as a friend, so yeah, cool

"BOWS BEFORE BROS" Me, as a target archer who's spent far more on my equipment than I have on any relationship: Word.

I feel like you'd hate the Fate version when it comes to this legend. Artemis is so obsessed with Orion that she hijacks him and tags along wherever he goes, to the point where Orion can't even look at other girls before he's in a chokehold. Granted, it is played for laughs, and without Orion, Artemis turns into a stone-cold goddess capable of shooting arrows at people without even aiming at them.

@dylandockery8379

3 жыл бұрын

While it's super myth inaccurate I do love some fate Orion and Artemis. Especially once the Atlantis stuff happened. Given how their relationship was what allowed Artemis to get humans more given how distant Nasuverse gods are.

@alexanderkarvos6728

3 жыл бұрын

Well. Consider they turn Nero into a woman. I don't Blame them if they Made this inaccurate to the myth

@mrmiscellaneous105

3 жыл бұрын

I blame the summoning of Orion for that. I believe that the summoning corrupted Artemis, hence her slightly kooky and non-canon personality. When she's alone, you get the kill sat

@LordMortanius

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrmiscellaneous105 It's heavily implied that falling in love with Orion is what changed Artemis into, well, an airheaded bimbo. We also know that Orion, for all his skirt-chasing, is head over heels for Artemis. But at least she's not Ishtar.

@jacobberg373

Жыл бұрын

I don't think you need to worry about being myth accurate when it turns out Artemis and the rest of the Olympians are goddamn Alien Machines from another universe.

Can we make the "PartheNO means NO" Tee artemis is wearing into an actual shirt? I dig it.

@thesimplifestyle2022

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE

@MaeArt725

3 жыл бұрын

That and bows before bro’s

@pinkcupcake4717

3 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure its on their website!

@kkhomestuck4127

3 жыл бұрын

merch merch merch merch merch merch merch

@ingonyama70

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I want this

Male hunter: *is friends with Artemis* Apollo: So you have chosen...death

@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis: What the fuck bro? Apollo: My last girlfriend dumped me and I need to take my rage on the next mortal thing I see.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen two siblings? It went like this: Apollo: lol you're still mad about that?

@abluetale1016

3 жыл бұрын

Dylan Chouinard just a bro being a bro

@Sanjaykumar-zr8my

3 жыл бұрын

@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec *orion's death was first mentioned in Homer's odyssey where it is stated that Artemis slew orion in ortygia* *Hesiod in his book astronomy fragments (8BC - 7BC) that orion was blinded because he tried to assault a king's daughter . Orion later went to crete and spent his time hunting with artemis . Once he boasted that he'd kill all the animals gaia ( earth) sent a scorpion to kill him yet the author pseudo -apollodorus (2AD) says Artemis killed orion because he challenged or tried to assault her nymph opis thus both Apollo and Artemis killed him . so either way the earliest Version suggest that Artemis or gaia killed him not Apollo*

@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sanjaykumar-zr8my I am not talking about that version of the myth

There's another version of the Artemis and Orion story, although it's a modern interpretation. A graphic novelist named George O'Connor has started a series about the Olympians, in which it's a twelve book project and every book is the 12 main gods. He tries to pull in every myth that exists and plug them in where they make sense. In the prospect of Artemis and Orion, Artemis allowed Orion to join her hunting party, however, Orion took her invitation as a sign that Artemis has feelings for him. She admits she does, however, she has no intention to be with Orion because she is dedicated to the hunt. He tries to convince her otherwise, she sticks to her guns, and he declares he'll kill every animal in the world "See how dedicated to the hunt you'll be after." In this version, the scorpion does show up, but Orion kills it and swims off, in which Apollo convinces Artemis to shoot a turtle he had marked earlier (Orion). Artemis knew it was Orion, but shot anyway. It still has the tale of broken love, but it fits far more than than the original tale of our dedicated huntress getting swayed for a moment.

Artemis and Orion. Beautiful Bromance: exists. Everybody else: oh they’re just being humble.

"As a... _constellation prize_ " I've been sorely needing this kind of humor And Red's singing... great

@xboxcrusher

3 жыл бұрын

I've said before that if Red ever releases an album I'll buy it. She has a marvelous singing voice.

@adamfitzpatrick2366

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know what song she's singing at the end?

@mhua1132

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamfitzpatrick2366 Counting Stars, I think

5:03 "--because Zeus is an a**hole." The most consistent theme in Greek mythology everybody!

@xboxcrusher

3 жыл бұрын

Preach it! Hah, most Greek stories do seem to either start or end with "And so Zeus decided to be a dick and/or stick his dick in something."

@roguepsykerhaaker4813

3 жыл бұрын

@@xboxcrusher the sticking his dick in it part is mostly because it was an easy way to tie in other cultures stories into Greek myth. The being a dick part is just him being terrible

Rewatching this a month later and I just noticed that in the frames where Artemis is sitting on her lawn chair with her no boys allowed vibes, "Take a Hint" is the song that's playing and I love that because Artemis and Probably one of her hunters would sing that to any guy trying to get them.

@trogdor6135

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you; I was trying to see if anyone had named that song yet

If anyone ever makes a modern day version of Orion, I want him to have a gun please.

@SeraphimCramer

Жыл бұрын

Isn't the modern version of Orion just Paul Bunion?

Apollo: *Kill Orion* Artemis: Wtf, Apollo? Apollo: You can't be the virgin goddess if you get married Artemis: You'll suffer my revenge... *A few years later* Artemis: Hey, Zephyrus. I know of a guy named Hyacintus Zephyrus: Is he hot? Artemis: For me? No. For you? Yes. But he is dating with Apollo Zephyrus: What i do now? Artemis: If you kill him, than no one can date him anymore Zephyrus: And Apollo? Artemis: He'll be fine Zephyrus: Okay then

@fissionist2158

3 жыл бұрын

*Later in that discus game...*

@scp--297

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Falcon_Chapter

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good one.

@lahlybird895

3 жыл бұрын

Noooooo

@darcytyrrell8702

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't..... that's still a sensitive subject you know.......😭😭😭

"a lot of you have probably heard that Orion was the only man Artemis ever loved" Yes I have. From you. In your Endymion video. Where you said that "First of all, no" you lied to me

@sabrinamcclain162

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment made me rewatch that video.

@bazooka2476

3 жыл бұрын

I know! I felt cheated

@DJ_Mystic

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

@gerardomacias7370

3 жыл бұрын

We’ve been Duped, Bamboozled. We’ve been Smeckledorfed.

@theenchanter8762

3 жыл бұрын

In all seriousness, that video is over three years old, and Red’s research process was likely less intensive back then. This video shows different myths surrounding Orion, pointing out one that involved Artemis’ romantic attraction and detailing the origin of the myth. On an unrelated note, Red made some stellar puns in this video, with both “constellation prize” and “Counting Stars” as the outro song of the video.

0:18 “Mythology isn’t about arguing cannon, because there’s no point” tell that to the fanfic writers and theorists out here in the internet. 😂

Orion: Sup :> Artemis: You... you're like the brother i never had Apolo: BUT SISTER??!?1!?11!

The belt of Orion is a huge waist of space I'll see myself out.

@lewisirwin5363

3 жыл бұрын

And Sirius is a stellar boy!

@markgardner5611

3 жыл бұрын

terrible joke. Only three stars.

@callum5926

3 жыл бұрын

Out of this world

@georgekikionis7167

3 жыл бұрын

Not if you like the horsehead nebula. Just check the sky maps. The nebula is in the belt of Orion.

@nsdtgabe4082

3 жыл бұрын

Mark Gardner that joke was a bit dark...

Wauw Apollo is so bad at relationships, even him THINKING anyone has a thing for ANYONE is enough to get the unluky soul killed.

@apollogodofthesun5630

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! Just because its true doesn't mean you're right!

@xboxcrusher

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's basically the anti-Aphrodite.

@clockworkkirlia7475

3 жыл бұрын

@@xboxcrusher Hm, that's sort of exactly like Aphrodite. The anti-Eros, maybe?

@CrimsonBlasphemy

3 жыл бұрын

If you go out sailing, take precautions against dying of exposure to the sun. He won't sink your ship, he'll just kill you.

@apollogodofthesun5630

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrimsonBlasphemy no!

The drawing of Artemis chilling is the best thing ever

@LloydVerner

Жыл бұрын

"Bows Before Bros"

As someone into astronomy and studying to get a degree in Astrophysics, Orion holds a special place in my heart as being the coolest part of the sky to look at. I just love the Orion Nebula, his Belt, the mystery of Betelgeuse, the Horsehead Nebula, and just how prominent it is in the sky. Even my grandma wanted my parents to name me Orion!

Wait so if Poseidon had a kid with the gorgon Euryale, is that kinda like the mythological equivalent of dumping someone for their sibling?

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing the gods he probably did both simultaneously

@mythandmayhem1134

3 жыл бұрын

You make a fair point.

@winterhail8340

3 жыл бұрын

It can be worse, we dont know if it happened before Perseus killed medusa or after so it might be that Poseidon fucked his dead lovers sister.

@jawaunw1

3 жыл бұрын

Just depends Is this after they were turned into tragic characters or this is this when they were originally monsters And this could make sense that why Poseidon is mixed with Medusa so much

@nidohime6233

3 жыл бұрын

Yeap.

For the "love" version of the myth I had always heard it that Artemis and Orion were just great friends and the "love" part was just in Apollo's head. Which would imply that it was more of a platonic love. And thus Apollo was just jealous that another dude was hanging out with his sister and got him killed. Wouldn't have been the craziest or pettiest thing a Greek god had ever done.

@Urd-Vidan

3 жыл бұрын

There are other version too that, when Artemis left and Apollo came to check Orion, they kind got hot and heavy(Cus Orion here is more into guys rather than girls, although he still is attracted to them), then when when they were done, Apollo just instantly denies everything and leaves, which just confuses the hell out of Orion shruggs it off. Then the normal stuff happened and Orion dies.

@floofcloud6163

3 жыл бұрын

@@Urd-Vidan So Apollo ghosts him and gets him killed?

@Urd-Vidan

3 жыл бұрын

@@floofcloud6163 Kinda? It's weird and Apollo was saving face cus he was a "Woman lover", not a Man lover, even though he had a lot of male lovers(Which he denied to having relationships as well).

@evelynmaldonado9283

3 жыл бұрын

Alissandro Andres so he basically sleeps with his Sister’s best friend, gets embarrassed about it and kills him because he doesn’t like that he’s still hanging out with his sister?

@Urd-Vidan

3 жыл бұрын

@@evelynmaldonado9283 Yes. He's a pretty jealous type, a shitty ass jealous Sis-con type. Even after sleeping with the guy and actually having a nice heart to heart talk with him, he still had the gall to set up his death. Its really based on what version you see, but what ive read, Apollo's a shit head while Orion is just a plain good guy that has regretted his past mistakes and moved on.

You know, being a giant that could walk (and run) in water would probably have made him completely OP in ancient Greece if he had any actual smarts. In a single day he could cover the distance of Odysseus' journey and the only danger he _might_ have had to deal with would have been Scyllia and Ciribdys

@Name-de3qw

3 жыл бұрын

There would probably still be a fair number of magic superweapons that could take him out, or wandering into a hero.

And then along came Fate!

I feel like “Take a Hint” from Victorious is EXACTLY the kind of song Artemis would blast after being around dudes

@sydnamon5986

3 жыл бұрын

Except doesn't that song include the line "Why am I hit on by the *boys* I never like", which implies the narrator likes boys? Creative liberties?

@seanhyousuke

3 жыл бұрын

I think “One Woman Army” is much more better than that

@ProfessorH

3 жыл бұрын

@@sydnamon5986 I guess it could be read as her not liking 'the boys' as a whole.

@vocalvortexstudios2058

3 жыл бұрын

@@sydnamon5986 i mean, technically speaking, Artemis took a vow of celibacy, so in the purest terms, theres no reason to believe she was asexual OR aromantic, just that she was a GODDESS with heavy dedication, so with that logic that idntro could still work

@sahildahal5523

3 жыл бұрын

Titanium.

That last story further reinforces my "Yeah, I'd hang out with Artemis, she seems really cool, but damn, I'm out if her brother shows up." thoughts on the twins

@AquamarineDust

3 жыл бұрын

Because your chances of an early death skyrocket. Apollo thinks you're going to marry Artemis, he'll plot your demise. Apollo falls for you, you'll probably become a plant

@blarg2429

3 жыл бұрын

@@AquamarineDust What if both?

@rebeccadittman6350

3 жыл бұрын

Yes... just, yes,

@eclipserepeater2466

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good analogy for how I hang out with the moon and hide from the sun. :V

Always like seeing stuff about beings like Euryale. Almost every tale about Gorgons I've read have them (except for Medusa) being horrible mindless monsters. They had names, and therefore some kind of identity, so I'm glad for myths that hint at that. Also, gotta love how Gaia is the End Task function against Gods. Anytime they start stepping out of line, she designs a new beast and puts a stop to it.

I like the star journey way of explaining the story

The dialogue that the twins had actually made me laugh. Because it sounded like an actual conversation those two would have.

@emmanorrington8841

3 жыл бұрын

i was so hoping that apollo would just go, snitches get stitches!

Orion: Glad I’m in the sky now, that scorpion can’t reach me here. Zeus: Oh yeah, about that. I brought him here too.

Orion is blind, but then he turns to the sun and his eyes get healed... Interesting. With everyone else it's the other way around.

Artemis : **cries over Orion's death** Chang'E : *_first time?_*

Orion's pants once fell down while he was hunting. To remind him that belts exist the gods put his into the night sky

@actualpresidentfunnyvalent7471

3 жыл бұрын

I guess he experienced a lost belt

@LILILILILIAN7125

3 жыл бұрын

@@actualpresidentfunnyvalent7471 a fellow Chaldean I see?

@TheShinyFeraligatr

3 жыл бұрын

I mean his belt in Fate is literally those stars, so...

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

how can he wear it if it was stolen and put in the stars`?

“Constellation Prize.” Go away for a minute, Red. Just:..just go away for a minute.

@mildsuffering4734

3 жыл бұрын

You new here bro this channels is just a super-eduucational pun filled shitpost and its glorious

@nickolas474

3 жыл бұрын

Come on, it was funny! I... ...cried...in shame.

@citrusskeleton7759

3 жыл бұрын

Girl in red reference by Red

@blarg2429

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this comment; I didn't notice that joke. Flew over my head like the stars.

I know this is gonna sound odd to people who don't play Fate Grand Order, but just wanted to say thanks OSP for making the god pins and making the great videos. Your Artemis pin was the perfect catalyst to summon Orion!

Personally I like the last version of Artimis and Orion being friends and freaking Apollo gets overprotective. Because 1) Apollo has NO ROOM to judge and 2) Come on man she's clearly not into anyone like that just let them enjoy hunting lol. Granted this is most likely not the first ot more accurate version so I must concede lol