Micky Jokes About Women | Micky Flanagan On Alan Carr: Chatty Man

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Micky knows too well what to say and what not to say when it comes to his Stand Up...
Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL KZread Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL KZread Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
#MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy

Пікірлер: 138

  • @Fiveminded
    @Fiveminded3 жыл бұрын

    Micky: Shoplifting, Pay people off... Micky's PR Team: *faints* 😅

  • @andrewwarmington
    @andrewwarmington2 жыл бұрын

    "I went on a Jack the Ripper tour and ended up in Laura Ashley"

  • @funkyjunkyjai
    @funkyjunkyjai3 жыл бұрын

    Micky is too funny ! Absolute legend 🤣

  • @kingcatlxix4573
    @kingcatlxix45733 жыл бұрын

    You can tell these 2 genuinely get on and could see them being good mates outside of the showbiz life

  • @KingoRichie1990
    @KingoRichie19903 жыл бұрын

    "... I hear you, brother. I hear you." 😂

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis82423 жыл бұрын

    MICKEY FLANNEGAN CURES DEPRESSION. TAKE FOR HALF HR DAILY. 😆⭐❤️🇬🇧

  • @hanselmansell7555

    @hanselmansell7555

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Caire, I'm feeling much better already! 😊

  • @marthacochrane484
    @marthacochrane4843 жыл бұрын

    'all women like a new top'.......love Mickey!

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp24332 жыл бұрын

    ''aww look what's he's wrote in there ''🤣

  • @paulg687
    @paulg68710 ай бұрын

    @2:17 Do you think he’ll come back? Seriously underrated line. Incredibly quick. I’m not sure the audience could even appreciate it in time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing52213 жыл бұрын

    You can buy justice. Never a truer word spoken.

  • @itsacarolbthing5221

    @itsacarolbthing5221

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Crom very true!

  • @sheilabryson5803

    @sheilabryson5803

    3 жыл бұрын

    Never a truer word spoken.

  • @peterbett3076

    @peterbett3076

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like Harvey Weinstien did? Or Howard Marks? Or the French monarchy? All rich, all faced redemption

  • @michaelrawson6261

    @michaelrawson6261

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@itsacarolbthing5221:... 'ows about "if you're dishonest, don't be skint... If you're skint, don't be bloody dishonest...!!!"

  • @oohtob6685

    @oohtob6685

    3 жыл бұрын

    I tried to buy justice. Got banged up for a 10 stretch after offering the judge a fiver.

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist47823 жыл бұрын

    Love these two together 🤣😂

  • @liannemorgan5797
    @liannemorgan57973 жыл бұрын

    If ur ever depressed just put either one of these guys stand up on and be Howling till I cry 🤣🥰

  • @timothywilliams7499
    @timothywilliams74992 жыл бұрын

    You gotta love him he is fantastic Micky

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit3 жыл бұрын

    - A Cockney Jesus! Nearly pissed meself! lol

  • @shaunaghroberts3226
    @shaunaghroberts32263 жыл бұрын

    Mickey is a Natural 👌😂😂

  • @triplevxd
    @triplevxd3 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! I so did the card shop thing!

  • @absbello6608
    @absbello66083 жыл бұрын

    Micky is the guy!! I love him....Real Hackney general 😆💙

  • @johnbird7357

    @johnbird7357

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bethnal Green.

  • @absbello6608

    @absbello6608

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnbird7357 yhh I know but hey it was all one in a way once upon a time.

  • @ipanzerschrecku4732
    @ipanzerschrecku47323 жыл бұрын

    Not just a stunner but also an excellent card writer...btw you should make a t-shirts with that beach photo.

  • @ASHMAN20082008
    @ASHMAN200820082 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 love the card story 😂😂😂

  • @scottyh8494
    @scottyh84943 жыл бұрын

    Mucky is great. A very funny man/comedian.

  • @barbarahodgkinson2765
    @barbarahodgkinson27652 жыл бұрын

    Micky Flannigan I love you brain. Thankyou for being so honest

  • @tinacolmer3403
    @tinacolmer34033 жыл бұрын

    Omg I didn't realise, micky Flanagan has the cutest little smile and giggle.

  • @rw6391

    @rw6391

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's gorgeous,and funny 😍

  • @tinacolmer3403

    @tinacolmer3403

    3 жыл бұрын

    He certainly is. I love that cockney accent.

  • @johnbird7357

    @johnbird7357

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tinacolmer3403 i'm a genuine cockney living in Lincolnshire now. Nobody undertstands me when I speak. ...lol

  • @tinacolmer3403

    @tinacolmer3403

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've watched a lot of British gangster and football hooligan films. So understand the lingo quite easy. Lol. I love the cockney accent and the Irish accent.

  • @mickfoskett6629

    @mickfoskett6629

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tinacolmer3403 ..I'm a cockney..years ago I lived in America for a few months..the yanks loved my accent just asking me to keep talking as they loved hearing my London cockney voice..of course I obliged!🙂

  • @milly7205
    @milly72052 жыл бұрын

    Spot on !

  • @n.m.2174
    @n.m.21742 жыл бұрын

    Love Mickey and Alan! Greetings from 🇺🇸.

  • @debraolivier2147
    @debraolivier21473 жыл бұрын

    Love! LOVE! Love!

  • @hanselmansell7555
    @hanselmansell75553 жыл бұрын

    'Lifetime project' 🤣

  • @PRO-LIBERATE
    @PRO-LIBERATE3 жыл бұрын

    Best comedian who ever touched a mic 😎🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥

  • @distitron
    @distitron2 жыл бұрын

    A+ for Polish Tyskie beer can out there haha

  • @neilmeldrum5853
    @neilmeldrum58532 жыл бұрын

    A cheeky reference to prince Andrew there ladies and gentlemen

  • @LeeAnneGuerin
    @LeeAnneGuerin8 ай бұрын

    I'm keeping the revolution alive Mickey 🤫 We call it Five finger discount 🖐😂

  • @SotonSam
    @SotonSam2 жыл бұрын

    Micky is genuinely and top bloke

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 Жыл бұрын

    Cockney Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shahinmiah9379
    @shahinmiah93792 жыл бұрын

    Legend 💯

  • @jamesharryward5595
    @jamesharryward55953 жыл бұрын

    Right on Micky ........

  • @sandrashea1732
    @sandrashea1732 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant brilliant brilliant

  • @pd2772
    @pd27723 жыл бұрын

    Bang on

  • @margaretcarter2429
    @margaretcarter24292 жыл бұрын

    I just love ya Mickey

  • @shahinmiah9379
    @shahinmiah93792 жыл бұрын

    Legend 👌👌👌

  • @Zaky-Tocapelotas
    @Zaky-Tocapelotas3 жыл бұрын

    Im worried about the pearly children =)

  • @vickismith3176
    @vickismith317611 ай бұрын

    Micky Flanagan should be used for mental health. Proper genuine humour is really hard to find. His cockney walk and accent just tops it off for me. Micky Flanagan and Jack Black is my go to when my dark mind plays games

  • @debbiclairejackson2407
    @debbiclairejackson24073 жыл бұрын

    My daughter's CID....no more pocketing pork pies 😉🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @paulalaye6428
    @paulalaye64283 жыл бұрын

    Well I have to say adore Micky I'm from sarf london where there used to be pie and mash shops, gotta put chili vinegar on too!!!

  • @MrEddHard

    @MrEddHard

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sorry luv. We don't go south of the water this time of night.

  • @DarrenHarrison7160

    @DarrenHarrison7160

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm an Eltham boy that's become an honorary Essex boy and chilli vinegar is the only vinegar 😋

  • @oscartravis5740

    @oscartravis5740

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was so sad to see the end of Goddards pie & mash shop in Greenwich, I loved that place

  • @paulalaye6428

    @paulalaye6428

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@oscartravis5740 Good morning oscar part of our living history the pie n mash shop, my mummy was one of twelve kids in a tenement block in rotherhithe and her dad was a steviedor on the docks there. We have a shop here in sussex but it isn't the same at all, enjoy your day and keep safe Paula

  • @oscartravis5740

    @oscartravis5740

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@paulalaye6428 Blimey 12 kids, them were the days! You too Paula, stay safe :-)

  • @txsphere
    @txsphere3 жыл бұрын

    At this point he has talked about a tickle here and there, if he got caught his fans would just go,, "da my boy!"

  • @kenoath6846
    @kenoath68463 жыл бұрын

    😂😂so fucking good😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @lifeslessons9889
    @lifeslessons98892 жыл бұрын

    Two cockney classics .. excellent

  • @UKKC80s

    @UKKC80s

    2 жыл бұрын

    Alan carrs from Northampton.. Not a cockney.. Just far enough down to be classed as southern but not classed as london, he's in middle of being in the Midlands and being in London (if that makes sense). Northampton is a weird little place. It's more of stop gap between south, London and the East midlands. Barren land.

  • @blairbuckley4206
    @blairbuckley42063 жыл бұрын

    Propa from the hoo!!!😂😅🤣😂

  • @d-u-m-balien3694
    @d-u-m-balien36942 жыл бұрын

    Micky is a boss

  • @gbwildlifeuk8269
    @gbwildlifeuk82693 жыл бұрын

    Shoplifting? I call it discount.

  • @mskatefish

    @mskatefish

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @seanworkman431
    @seanworkman4313 жыл бұрын

    If a man complains to me about not understanding women, I reply why would you want to? That would take all the fun out of it, if you knew you would run away. Men who do figure it out are too smart for their own good and end up working at research stations in very cold climates.

  • @ejr3331

    @ejr3331

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol 🤣

  • @carmelitabeaverhausen1322
    @carmelitabeaverhausen13222 жыл бұрын

    BETHnal Green, distributed fish, worked as a carpenter, midthirties began attracting thousands of people who came just to hear him speak. (Little known fact...Jesus was lefthanded.)

  • @leostarr9789
    @leostarr97892 жыл бұрын

    Hang on. He's left handed?!

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey58433 жыл бұрын

    5:00 please tell me people don't actually do this

  • @him050

    @him050

    3 жыл бұрын

    Levi McGlinchey you must not have any friends on Facebook with babies at Mothers’ Day? As someone in their mid twenties, Mothers’ day is torture on social media 😴

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    3 жыл бұрын

    sorry mate, it Actually Happens. just another reason to be a Non-Breeder.

  • @levimcglinchey5843

    @levimcglinchey5843

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm thirty two with nee kids and nee social media. It's a winner like, would recommend

  • @levimcglinchey5843

    @levimcglinchey5843

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, I could do with being ten years younger

  • @levimcglinchey5843

    @levimcglinchey5843

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eee don'tchu be lettin' the wife ear ya sayin' all that malarkey or youw'll be in th'dog aas ma san.

  • @ThaiTastic
    @ThaiTastic3 жыл бұрын

    I was the 600th person to Like. Nobody can take that away from me, unless you unlike 😂😂

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill11 ай бұрын

    The truth.

  • @ritchardperry7824
    @ritchardperry78242 жыл бұрын

    Micky is a funny man..but we all know the best comedians come from the north😎

  • @More-than-ladyboys
    @More-than-ladyboys Жыл бұрын

    Micky’s dvd camera operator locates hot blondes during the stand up. Check it out! Out out!

  • @trooperthatsall5250
    @trooperthatsall52503 жыл бұрын

    hay Mickey, being that you are now "Gentry" can I have a job? may be your man servant? hold your wallet? fetch your Vodka from the offey? or empty he loose change from your pockets of a night? I'm from East London, well Silvatown and use to do a Sunday job at Columbia Road Flower market selling the mothering laws tonge and bunches of flowers...so I got all the patta, I could even chat up a few dirty but posh birds for ya. Go on you know it makes sense ~Trooper

  • @shohamsen8986
    @shohamsen89862 жыл бұрын

    I dunno what DVD Alan Carr has been watching but if the guy producing the comedy DVDs decide to put in a shot of an audience member Yawning, then it definitely shouldnt sell. I think this is Alan Carr doing a bad save.

  • @blairbuckley4206
    @blairbuckley42063 жыл бұрын

    Hood

  • @lorraineshaw2311
    @lorraineshaw23112 жыл бұрын

    My husband didn't give me anything for my first Mothers Day, I've still not forgiven him, it's been 29 years!!

  • @yung21king
    @yung21king2 жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe the joker is a comedian to

  • @bremCZ
    @bremCZ2 жыл бұрын

    You did go a bit mad. I got a mothers day card to my wife from me. It's a celebration of her being a mother, not her being my mother.

  • @janemills1839
    @janemills18393 жыл бұрын

    It highlights Mickys humour and Carrs lack of it.

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis82423 жыл бұрын

    WHAT PHILIP GREEN DID WAS LEGAL. MAXWELL DID IT FIRST. NO LAW WAS CHANGED. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING CLUB - LEGAL - NO LAW CHANGED. 😠❤️🇬🇧 ASK YOURSELF

  • @roberttaylor1321
    @roberttaylor13213 жыл бұрын

    Your regret saying that about the cross 1 day

  • @markfindlay8636

    @markfindlay8636

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why what will happen and how do you know?

  • @davidvinicombe1362

    @davidvinicombe1362

    3 жыл бұрын

    *you'll

  • @peterherrington3300

    @peterherrington3300

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its "you'll' . Ignorant fantasist

  • @kevintaylor1343
    @kevintaylor13433 жыл бұрын

    Comedy Jesus ? Call me jesus . Btw my middle name is Robert so everyone that shouts Jesus H Christ isn't taking my name in vain , 'cos it's jesus R Christ . You're actually taking a Mexican plumbers name in vain . You probably need proof , right ? Ok , here it is . My elderly mother fell out of bed a couple months ago and hurt her hip . Couldn't walk . It took two months to work 'cos I'm a bit rusty , and a walker and a bit of help , but I said get up and walk to the cripple . Now she is .

  • @jeanlongsden1696
    @jeanlongsden16962 жыл бұрын

    Alan Carr is out, out

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz3 жыл бұрын

    I grew up in a Woman's Household. a Lesbian Woman's Household. good thing I like women, but not That Way. I respect women, I know that seeing the world from a Man's position and a Woman's position means that the Men need to stand down, take a back seat and let the Women Run the Show, Much Much Better.

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    3 жыл бұрын

    and if you get stroppy about that comment, you're part of the problem.

  • @everythingisupsidedown9593

    @everythingisupsidedown9593

    3 жыл бұрын

    God and Christ - Christ over man - man over women and women over children. It can only work this way.

  • @hiyadroogs

    @hiyadroogs

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you have ever watched even one episode, let alone a series of The Housewives of... & how women tear each other apart, make up grievances, & form phoney backstabbing friendships that barely conceal their contempt of each other, or their irrational delusions.. Then you thank your lucky stars for the status quo.

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hiyadroogs Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RIXRADvidz it's a symbiotic relationship. Both sides would have you believe that it's parasitic (one way or the other) but it's really not. Men need women and women need men. That's all there is to it.

  • @telesamgram1318
    @telesamgram13182 жыл бұрын

    Micky can make even this crap show a funny one. Allan is really not that funny, still fair play for landing these jobs.

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens96603 жыл бұрын

    Give it up Carr .... you’re not even slightly amusing ... just sayin ...... 🤷‍♂️

  • @danielmcfarland6116
    @danielmcfarland61162 жыл бұрын

    There are a lot of great comedians out there but Micky isn't one of them

  • @christopdeck3457

    @christopdeck3457

    2 жыл бұрын

    So, who are the great comedians in your book then, which have the audience laughing almost constantly in their shows?

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