“I’m not wearing a wire.” Literally wearing a microphone 😂😂

@jdahighroller9389

3 ай бұрын

Why would you say that!?

@cammymct

2 ай бұрын

@@GoodNews-px2imbro thats what the guy says straight after

@joshuanelson6699

2 ай бұрын

​@@GoodNews-px2im r/whoosh

@GoodNews-px2im

2 ай бұрын

@@joshuanelson6699 lol 🤣 you're right, it took me a minute 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂

@GoodNews-px2im

2 ай бұрын

@@jdahighroller9389 lol 🤣

The kidnapping aside, Michael was right. If the coupon doesn't specify it only applies to one pizza, they should've given the discount.

@aroha9090

4 ай бұрын

But yeah, take it up with management, not a kidnapped delivery driver 😄

@anishvengala

4 ай бұрын

@@aroha9090 yeah you're right, but he literally said "kidnapping aside"

@auturgicflosculator2183

4 ай бұрын

This sounds like a Commander Bortus joke.

@Alphoric

4 ай бұрын

That’s false imprisonment but sure

@TheAeris07

4 ай бұрын

Yep. On the Simpsons, Marge's pretzel business coupon didn't say one per customer, so Cletus got 100 pretzels free with 100 coupons.

"I'm not wearing a wire" Bro went to a drug dealing with an entire documentary crew behind him

"Hello, we are warehouse workers. Would you like more proof" How this hasn't become a meme is beyond me

@goodolarchie

4 ай бұрын

Because it's missing a visual

@mikelewis495

2 ай бұрын

​@@goodolarchieI came here to say this

"The eyes are the groin of the head"😂😂 this left me satisfied and smiling

@thatnaijagirl4908

4 ай бұрын

That's what she said

@general.salestax2227

4 ай бұрын

@@thatnaijagirl4908 🤣🤣

@CreeperBoyGamingyt

4 ай бұрын

@@thatnaijagirl4908hahahahaha!

@General_Karl4350

4 ай бұрын

hes not wrong.

If only Michael wouldve asked Creed about weed, Toby wouldve been in big trouble.

@noudstolwijk3991

4 ай бұрын

Cannabis indica

@doritozman5419

3 ай бұрын

in all my rewatches, I never once considered that as a very valid option

@bmpdavip

3 ай бұрын

​@@doritozman5419l

@joshthoth7811

2 ай бұрын

@@noudstolwijk3991 northern lights

@mariapiaboni

Ай бұрын

​@@noudstolwijk3991 No, 😮‍💨 it's marijuana

6:47 the fact that Jim drawing the triangle was all it took for Michael to realize 😂

500 for the dude's literal lunch salad was the deal of his life

@jdahighroller9389

3 ай бұрын

Just nodd your head bro watch us make $500!

@Aluda-ho6do

27 күн бұрын

Actually, he was “losing money on it”

“i’m breathing heavily… “hello we are warehouse workers… “i can see the security guards eyes👿i have to do something to his eyes.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dielaughing73

4 ай бұрын

"Would you like more proof?"

@jonbridge1285

4 ай бұрын

Eyes are the groin of the head.

“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” “Yeshh”

He just openly slashed people's tires 😂😂😂😂 He really must've been the best manager to still have his job after all of this

@EX7Sonic

4 ай бұрын

I think he just let the air out and Phyllis says later that Bob had some air pumps they could use.

@gc99289

4 ай бұрын

That's still vandalism. Misdemeanor vandalism. @@EX7Sonic

@cosmicedward5238

4 ай бұрын

He IS the best manager

@JoshPeterson

2 ай бұрын

World's Best Boss

Kidnapped pizza boy got the best of Michael when he called him a loser, which was sadly true at the moment

@martino5742

4 ай бұрын

He was what at the moment??

@Aluda-ho6do

27 күн бұрын

“STOP GETTING HIM TO SAY IT!!! “

Shoulda put the time he had Dwight pee for his drug test haha.

breaking scott. micheal starts as just a mild mannered boss and then turns into a crime lord.

* heavy breathing * *”I’m breathing heavily…”*

Michael is fast as hell... he caught quicksilver and spanked him😂😂

@Thesilent1613

4 ай бұрын

That’s who that is. I thought he looked familiar

@Miztix

4 ай бұрын

Also Jeffery dahmer

he was gonna set himself and the building on fire to ask holly to marry him… y’all please don’t settle for less

Solicitation (of a salad) 🤣

6:52 Jim’s smirk is so good there lol

Hmm. Needs more about this "other woman, Ryan, who is described as 'just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.' "

Kidnapping the pizza boy and holding him hostage sends me everytime, that was too far even for Michael Scott

0:55 WTF I just realize the pizza guy is the wheelchair boy from glee

Scotts tots has to be some.kind of crime. A civil suit at least

@jdahighroller9389

3 ай бұрын

It sounds so Pervy lol

@andrewpacini168

2 ай бұрын

There was no crime with Scott's Tots. Civilly, it was a contract: he pays tuition if they graduate high school. Unfortunately, this contract needed to be in writing in order to be effective; the statute of frauds requests that contracts be in writing if they are taking longer than one year and/or concerning a monetary value of $500 or more. They could make a claim for promissory estoppel, but that involves detrimental reliance, and that would be hard to prove considering all they did was put in more effort to graduate.

The weed deal slays me every time

that's a lof of guacamole

"it's not a pyramid scheme, it's not even a scheme per se" *draws a triangle* his face killed me

@hotchic4000

Ай бұрын

I have to go make a call.

Major crimes: 1. Kidnapping of a minor (definitely a felony). Dwight is an accomplice. 2. Conspiracy to frame an employee and reporting false police information-basically SWATTING equivalent. Another felony, Dwight is again an accomplice. 3. Conspiracy to vandalize company property- but that would be up to DunMiff to decide if they wanted to prosecute, which they wouldn't. Probably won't be fired because it was out of misguided good intent. 4. Egging Toby's house- vandalism- 3rd degree misdemeanor. He's committed enough stuff to do a few months to a few years in jail. Only one who edges him out is Creed and Dwight is right behind.

@Atty1997

4 ай бұрын

the internet has completely twisted my vision of the verb "edging" and now I can't stop picturing Creed edging Michael jfc

@Alphoric

4 ай бұрын

That’s false imprisonment but ok. Is everyone just forgetting that kidnapping actually involves taking the victim and false imprisonment is keeping them detained unlawfully which is what happened. The pizza boy was never kidnapped.

@Alphoric

4 ай бұрын

@@Atty1997 Yh they said egging and you’re mind has definitely been twisted if you read edging 😂

@Atty1997

4 ай бұрын

@@Alphoric lmao no I was referring to the last sentence: “only one who edges him out” 😂

@Alphoric

4 ай бұрын

@@Atty1997 I’m high so that tracks 🤦‍♂️

In Michael’s defense, $500 for 2 lbs of weed is an insane deal

Kidnaping a pizza boy because he didn't accept outdated coupons for mediocre pizza is low even for Michael

@matthewriley7826

4 ай бұрын

Lol according to Kevin it wasn’t even mediocre. It’s like a hot circle of garbage.

I love how he is so close to bursting out with laughter because he knows how funny what he is saying is.

Michael leaving the office was one of the saddest moment I have ever watche in a tv show

@clarenceworley3714

4 ай бұрын

That last hug from Pam was everything. Such a great show and character.

Michael wakes up and chooses violence

5:20 is technically a family dispute as Luke is Michaels nephew lol

This deserves way more views!

At 3:40 when Dwight was telling Jim to leave & Micheal telling Jim to help at the same time made me forget people were home in the middle of the night, and I laughed full force for a split second.

What makes Michael think the pizza boy has any control over discounts? He's really asking him (delivery boy) to pay for everybody's pizza 😮

Lol Dwight as the sidekick in the pizza matter. 😂😂

"The eyes are the groin of the head." - Dwight K. Schrute

I felt bad for Toby with the salad one

This show has me rolling!! Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂😂

All I can say is “MICHAEL STOP BEING MEAN TO TOBY”

@ic3berg339

4 ай бұрын

Meh toby derserves it

@BulbaSmasher

4 ай бұрын

Indeed simply because he's the Scranton strangler lol

@jaunutisjusk

4 ай бұрын

Mind your own business Viviana

@MoonSun00

4 ай бұрын

Thank you, If I were Toby, I'd sue Michael

@amytprincessamygaming6022

4 ай бұрын

I don’t like Toby so … I have to take Michael’s side.

The fact that there wasn't a single Creed moment is egregious. 😂 That guy is at least 45% of The Offices worst crimes. 🤣

Michael Scott: The only character, who can literally kidnap a minor and still be likable

"I'm not wearing a wire" "literally why would you even say that" 😂😂😂😂😂

But ryan started the fire so...

I'm an adult i don't have to think or do anything...

When I was a kid, my parents were laughing really hard about the watermelon hitting Stanley's car. I thought it was funny but I knew they understood something I didn't. Now, several years later, I know what the big deal was

@zozol1718

4 ай бұрын

I dont get it..?

@begonexthotx2293

4 ай бұрын

@@zozol1718black man loves watermelon stereotype

@GoodNews-px2im

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@quinintheclouds

4 ай бұрын

?

@MrJacobst

4 ай бұрын

Well Stanley sees it he will think it was a racist attack because its watermelon

There might be a few harassment cases to add. Also, pretty sure they did something unlawful at the end of the controversial corporate meeting when he promised employees a lot of stuff he had no business of promising, he took stuff and then ran out the building with his Scranton co-workers and fled in the limo.

The watermelon on Stanley's car could also be seen as a racially motivated hate crime and makes it even funnier

It's crazy how Michael's spoiled nephew would go on to play Jeffery Dahmer on Netflix

8:35 is 100% my most relatable David Mitchell moment

i never realised just how much crime michael did in this show

Thats why we LOVE HIM: a funny Tony Soprano !

3:07 where was the interview segment

I think thats dangerous driving rather than vehicular assault

@dielaughing73

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, didn't seem intentional

@Alphoric

4 ай бұрын

Same with the kidnapping being false imprisonment and not kidnapping at all

@LilacSreya

14 күн бұрын

​@@Alphoric No, that was definitely kidnapping as they coerced him inside the conference room. Taking anyone anywhere against their will is straightforward kidnapping.

@kurteisner67

9 күн бұрын

​@@LilacSreyaIt's not always kidnapping, in most jurisdictions of the world there do exist exemptions for citizen's arrest. But even that's only legal if a crime was just committed - so it doesn't apply here.

Micheal crippled the pizza boy before he moved to Ohio and joined a glee club

1:47 Phil dunphy-Haley this is real life not an excellent movie

@thesuperioraffection4502

4 ай бұрын

Seek help.

Michael the menace.

The kidnapping of the pizza teen ... this I agree with.

That was an expensive salad 😂

1:18 that more of a modern family arrested episode where Haley gets in trouble at her college

@thesuperioraffection4502

4 ай бұрын

Stop it.

The gasoline one should’ve been attempted arson 😂

3:06 😂

“I can make him talk Michael”

Because were looking up jail time lolll😅😅😅

I Have to do something to his eyes!

Why is there a warning sticker on the window of the PT Cruiser??

I forgot how hilarious this show was..

Promoting andy is a crime

3:20 that’s what she said

Oh my gosh... how was Michael not arrested? Entertaining as hell, and I love the show but wow. Seeing all this is, shocking.

i just made the connection that the kid michael kidnapped was artie from glee

I mean if your gonna commit a crime that camera crew aint snitching

If Michael was convicted of all these crimes and was given the maximum penalties… he would at least serve 60 years behind bars👀🤣

What happened in the one where he was pouring gas? I don’t remember that

Michael should’ve gone to jail for all of these crimes

This is exactly why Michael Scott is the flawed hero. They say you admire people for their virtues but you love people for their flaws. I'm thinking of King David.

Tbh if I was that kid I would take it as a break

In the first clip, Stanley’s hairline is painted on. You’re welcome.

Go home, Toby, just...

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?

Actually, Michael hit Meredith on company property with company property, which is double jeopardy. So he’s ok.

7:17 just notice the simpsons reference

michael is the only one who can stop quicksilver and spank him hard. 😂

Honestly, he could've just refused the pizzas since they didn't want to give the discount and got the chance to order good pizza and be in good terms with the group. It was a blessing in desguise, but he flipped out.

I asked chat gpt to write a pun about the solicitation of the salad; here’s what it came up with: “Lettuce hope Michael doesn’t end up in court for romaine-ing involved in the solicitation!”

I wonder what the running total would be if he actually got convicted

pretty sure that was battery not necessarily assault.. isnt assault is the threat and battery is the actual contact.

Not to mention his attempted sexual assault on the married lady who owned the Dave and Busters place.

Jan’s lawsuit may have been frivolous, but Michael isn’t committing perjury by testifying on her behalf. It’s not illegal to practice the phrasing of your testimony in advance. Jan was taking advantage of Michael’s stupidity to get him on her side, but that’s not his fault.

only 10 minutes?

I mean half of those aren’t the names of the crimes and half of those aren’t even crimes.

*LOL You will not find a jury in all the land that would convict Michael Scott of anything except being AWESOME!*

Toby is the worst HR representative ever. He let Michael get away with all of these crimes and willingly chose never to report him to corporate. If Ryan got arrested for fraudulence against the shareholders, then Michael forcing employees to falsify his signature on company documents as well as kidnapping a minor on camera should've landed him a handful of years in jail time.

How is "egging" someones house, a crime?

What about assportation?

You forgot the beard

@elizabethking-villar1983

Ай бұрын

That was Ryan's crime, according to Oscar.

😭😭😭

Yeah...I don't see why he's a fan favorite.

Pretty sure there’s a scene where he forces himself on the sales woman as well when he thinks she’s attracted to him as well? 🤔