My favorite: "Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There's no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology."

@Dark666Butterfly

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I can't :D

@AtimTimLives

Жыл бұрын

Agreed! One of the BEST! 😂

@clintonef9571

Жыл бұрын

I use that last line all the time lol

@justanothermortal1373

Жыл бұрын

This is actually a really clever description of the situation.

@Watchoutforsnakez

Жыл бұрын

I partially quote this a lot. When someone asks an easily answerable question I say “There’s no way to know. We don’t have the technology”

You forgot: Jan: "I underestimated you, Micheal" Micheal: "Well, next time, estimate me!"

@thecataclysm

3 ай бұрын

came here for this

@deeptoot1453

3 ай бұрын

That one actually makes grammatical sense.

@shantzyness

2 ай бұрын

And the look on Jan’s face 😂

@pinpoint24

2 ай бұрын

"Well, maybe next time, you will estimate me." For the office supernerds that want the quote to be exactly correct.

best line ever... I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

@jelita_

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that line is so hilarious 😂

@moharrammoharrami3957

Жыл бұрын

I'm not a native English speaker, and I didn't notice that until I read your comment. I had to look for that word in dictionary and then I realized how great that is😂

@zeffmalchazeen3429

Жыл бұрын

as a guy who was raised catholic, served the church for several years, we also have superstitions that predates Christianity, I can safely say I am now a little stitious

@justinlomiglio2331

Жыл бұрын

I bought a sweatshirt with that meme on it with a picture of Michael. Every time I wear it I get compliments on it haha

@wander_plug1369

Жыл бұрын

“Well, maybe next time you’ll estimate me”

the “youthanize this place” isn’t talked about enough

@pouyan_m

2 ай бұрын

Isnt it a real word ?😂

@brettfalotico5638

2 ай бұрын

@@pouyan_myes the correct spelling is euthanize, which means to put to death, lol

@pouyan_m

2 ай бұрын

@brettfalotico5638 so what would say if actually means making somethibg younger?

@brettfalotico5638

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@pouyan_m “rejuvenate”

@simonowen4682

2 ай бұрын

@@pouyan_m Youngify

“My mind is going a mile an hour” is such an underrated line 😂😂

@michaelpostsstuff9958

Жыл бұрын

That fast?

@dhruvgupta8739

Жыл бұрын

So what is the actual quote?

@Kveerforever

Жыл бұрын

​​@@dhruvgupta8739 a mile a minute

@rileywiebe3512

Жыл бұрын

OH 😂

@DevDude1017

Жыл бұрын

I think that was the only one he got right lol

“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”

“How the turntables” is too iconic 😂❤

@Diorabella1

Жыл бұрын

I have a friend that unironically says this all the time. He actually tries to say it right but every single time it comes out wrong and then every time he goes “wait how does it go again?”

@leonardjr1316

Жыл бұрын

Ikrr, its the only right way to say it

@manartalha6142

Жыл бұрын

@@Diorabella1 how does it go really? English is not my native tongue

@Jerryboy97

Жыл бұрын

​@@manartalha6142how have the tables turned or how the tables have turned

@manartalha6142

Жыл бұрын

@@Jerryboy97 aaaah okay, I thought It was an idiom or slang. I don't remember the whole scene so it was so out of context to me. Thanks

Jim's reaction to oaky afterbirth gets me every time

@Mafias815

10 ай бұрын

What's the original quote?

@bripa3890

10 ай бұрын

​@@Mafias815oaky aftertaste

@olasundahl6130

2 ай бұрын

The one line I always come back to. It never gets old 😂😂

@kathleensmith8336

Ай бұрын

Best episode ever

@marlzach

Ай бұрын

The noise he makes gets me every time

"Another worm? Are they friends?" One of my favorite lines in the series. lol.

@jordansweet8054

5 ай бұрын

I always forget about that one. One of Jim's underrated lines.

@ScarletRain26

3 ай бұрын

That line always cracks me up. "Are they friends?" 😂

@Butters18001

Ай бұрын

LMAO still so funny bruh

"You may see two people: white-collar, blue-collar. I don't see that, because I am collar-blind."

@nthgth

11 ай бұрын

🤣I love that joke

“It’s Britney bi***” While listening to Lady Gaga will forever be one of the funniest things and no one can convince me otherwise

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

and no one would dare try!

@ayej26

10 ай бұрын

Funny he’d say that because he is Beyoncé, always.

@celiohelder1

7 ай бұрын

Another vote for this

@stevenking4617

2 ай бұрын

See, I never even noticed 😂

@ElleW18

Ай бұрын

One of the shows best moments tbh

“I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I’m talking about” “That’s not what a hate crime is” “We’ll I hated it!”

@stevebest216

11 ай бұрын

I hope we'll was an auto correct

@matthewriley7826

7 ай бұрын

Can’t argue with his logic.

I love when Michael trying to comfort Kevin and Dwight after breakups and tell them "You don't deserve her" 😅

@WaldoCarmen

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

"Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice... Strike three." I laughed at this at first and got the meaning of it afterwards. Became my favorite quote of Michael..

@user-uy5vy8px1r

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes! It reminded me classic “There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.”

@thesuperioraffection4502

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-uy5vy8px1r Your BDS is still hanging on after all these years? How's the TDS? Must really be raging yet.

@ohio72213

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-uy5vy8px1r George Bush

@kairu6678

Жыл бұрын

What does it mean? 🤣

@varlaad

Жыл бұрын

the thing is it still makes sense ahahahahah

My favorite part is that Jim is the person they show 50% of the time catching what he actually said 😆

@Coconutyorkie

Жыл бұрын

jim is a younger version of michael and he didnt wanted to admitted at first

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

@@Coconutyorkie Lol, no he literally isn't and that's the point.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

Well, Jim is protagonist so...

@SUPREMELEGEND

8 ай бұрын

​@@CoconutyorkieJim is like Michaels son almost.

English isn’t my first language and I feel like Michael taught me so many extremely wrong phrases 😂😂

@emmed56

Жыл бұрын

😂

@bun-tea

Жыл бұрын

Yeah me too!. I could only tell the easy and obvious ones. Rest of them, I may have used somewhere .. 😢

@aaronmaas22

Жыл бұрын

People do not know what they are talking about. Michael did every word right, you need to repeat ALL of them exactly like he said

@rahuldahoob

Жыл бұрын

​@@bun-teawhich are your first languages? 😅

@rubert134

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad you were helped.

The fact that this channel is working 24/7 a day to keep bringing us this absolute gold is just incongurable.

@joostroks

Жыл бұрын

You just made your own Michael saying: 24/7 a day

@isheunesutsiga

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@A_nthony

Жыл бұрын

Gold metals to those guys.

@judowodo

Жыл бұрын

I watch all of them too even if I know I’ve seen them before

@ShrikantIyer

Жыл бұрын

You mean incoruageable !

Michael- "Gotta keep yourself dehydrated " Erin - "That's rule number 1"

@angelit161

Жыл бұрын

Idiots of a feather flock together😂

@mylessmith9758

Жыл бұрын

Blind leading the blind.

@DarkIzo

Жыл бұрын

only until your friend backstabs you in the back

@shadyshrooms9141

Жыл бұрын

She had the exact right energy for office cast only her and andy

@daveoutdoors4949

Жыл бұрын

My fav

The double jeopardy one is the best lol. “I don’t think you know how jeopardy works” “oh yeah….what is we are fine” 😂😂

@mattsmith3994

Жыл бұрын

yes, and I love that Michael looks at the camera, so proud of himself.

@JoziUnderground

Жыл бұрын

I feel stupid right now.. I don't understand the joke 😢

@scitizenkane1

Жыл бұрын

@@JoziUnderground assuming you got the double jeopardy part with being hit with company property ON company property, Micheal says we are fine, which in case they arent fine. The person on the phone alluded to Michael's botched thinking saying that he doesn't think Michael knows how jeopardy works.....Michael (thinking that the person on the phone is referencing the actual gameshow Jeopardy) answers in the form of a question, which is how you are supposed to answer on the actual gameshow.

@JoziUnderground

Жыл бұрын

@scitizenkane1 legend! Was bothering me so much 😄 Chatgpt didn't know the answer either. I've never seen Jeopardy (gameshow) but now it all makes sense

@austinweaver5649

Жыл бұрын

​@@JoziUnderground also, he was trying to say double indemnity (although that's also not the right use)

"He can heal leopards" & "uslurped" made me spit out my coffee twice, omg perfect writing

@stevenking4617

2 ай бұрын

It's actually "has the power of flight" that gets me 😂😂 I guess the 'leopard' thing is too obvious for me.

7:45 That "heeding" vs "heading"... I think Steve was trying HARD to brake Rainn... but boy did Rainn drive well under pressure.

@Indiana_Jonesy

8 ай бұрын

You can’t show him down

“It can’t be forced. It should just come about effort-le-ess-ly”. Nailed it.

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

Ahh yes, the both subtle and not-so-subtle nature of the comedy in this show 🥰

“I ran over Meredith with my car.” “Did you do this on purpose?” “No I was being negligent.” 😂😂

@osamabad3597

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know why that’s on there. That’s actually the right word. The only reason it’s funny is because it makes him sound bad

@ecatoe

11 ай бұрын

@@osamabad3597that clip is in there for the double jeopardy line

@osamabad3597

10 ай бұрын

@@ecatoe I thought it was there for both

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

Fucking hilarious. Steve is a genius. He *nailed* that delivery.

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

​@@osamabad3597it's in here, because he did use the word incorrectly as though it is something positive based on his reassuring and casual tone.

"I say dance! they say how high?" *Dwight literally dancing as high as he can* Instant classic, criminally underrated moment 😂😂😂

The “Very oaky afterbirth” is my favorite. Can’t forget “The proginal- My son returns!”

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

This progidal gag I absolutely love and use it constantly irl. Like I'll struggle to say a longer expression and then just cut it to the one word or simple version. Sometimes people catch it and sometimes they don't, but when it lands it goes over really well.

“I say dance, they say how high” 😂

@brunobruno1152

Жыл бұрын

My fav hahaha

I use "Well well well how the turntables" in real life and it makes me sad that no one understands the reference

@Axidozinho

Жыл бұрын

Same here😢

@perrysou

Жыл бұрын

No way the office should have been a popular show?

@bethkennedy3918

Жыл бұрын

You're clearly hanging out with the wrong people.

@aayushi2866

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@seekingfurtherlight34

Жыл бұрын

They don't deserve you

The “soup snakes” [8:22] is too funny because he clearly doesn’t even know what is is saying but goes along with his own thoughts even when he knows it’s bs 😂

@jessediscsalot2661

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@tristansnow

Жыл бұрын

It was an improv-ersation.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

Well, sometimes he'll start a sentence and doesn't even know where it's going...)))

@SKIDSnSTUFF

Жыл бұрын

​@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849two weeks late but thanks for playing

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

Omg, such a testament to the fresh writing and brilliant acting from Carrell ❤ Great moment

2:51 "Sometimes i start a sentence and i dont even know where it's going" pretty much sums up Michael's entire life.

I forget how perfect the run amok bit is. The payoff with Michael later in the episode 😂 just hits right. "spiral out of amok" 😂👌🏻😆

“Another worm? Are they friends?” Very comedically humorous Jim

I lost it when he said "our balls in your courts" 😂😂😂😂

@teknikgroup7597

8 ай бұрын

I heard a guy get mixed up once and he angrily said to me "The courts in your ball"

@chazinko

5 ай бұрын

Yes and I like the physical reactions when the other two simultaneously sit back in their chairs.

@nooneuknow2050

5 ай бұрын

I don't really get this one

@noono19

3 ай бұрын

@@nooneuknow2050Should be "The ball's in your court".

@davidmt23

3 ай бұрын

​@@teknikgroup7597 Brilliant, did you correct him or both burst out laughing

"Oaky Afterbirth" is one of my favorite lines in the entire series.

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

Omg, I accidentally used that once in our office after I had a drink that tasted a bit strange, but forgot where I heard it and thought it was a real expression 🤦‍♂️ never heard the end of it from my coworkers.

@DanKeeleyMusic

10 ай бұрын

@@jfish032 😂😂😂

I smiled BEFORE I even opened it. He was the KING of verbal mishaps. Trying to spell RESPECT and My mind is going a mile an hour still my faves. Great list , because I forgot many despite endless rewatches❤️

@xItzRevenge

Жыл бұрын

Then you haven’t seen Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Look up Rickyisms

@trequor

Жыл бұрын

Nah Ricky is the king.

@batgurrl

Жыл бұрын

@@trequor I have no idea who that is

@ApoxehGraphics

Жыл бұрын

@@trequor yea, my man right here knows what he’s talking about

@trequor

Жыл бұрын

@@batgurrl He's the king of verbal mishaps. He comes from a show that partially inspired The Office and pioneered mockumetary TV. What Michael is to middle class Americans, Ricky is to lower class Canadians.

Michael trying to spell respect is too good 😅

@davidriedy5977

11 ай бұрын

R-E-S-P-SPE-T

@Eriey3

10 ай бұрын

I think he messes that up because he’s heard the song and never knew or heard the lyrics correctly 😂

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Wayne Gretsky" Michael Scott

"Fool me once strike one, but fool me twice.... strike three" Is honestly a good quote 😂

Lmao the welding and wedding will always get me 🤣🤣🤣

@ivargun

Жыл бұрын

It's so good cause there are two misconceptions in one scene

@djCatScanRL

Жыл бұрын

👀 Timestamp pls?

@timhaugen6410

Жыл бұрын

It's at 5:04. I've seen that scene a few times and this is the first time I noticed Bob Vance almost lose it laughing.

@marenpeterson-degroff7479

10 ай бұрын

Metals and medals. Classic Michael.

I dont know why I find Dwight trying to use the phrase "take heed of" and Micheal helping him so funny... maybe its just the brilliant acting, but its certainly one of the funniest moments in the entire show

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

You don't know why? Because it's funny and stupid, and it was supposed to be funny, and thousands others find it funny as well.

@leumasarc4180

11 ай бұрын

Brilliant acting on Carell's side, sure, but Rainn actually seems pretty close to breaking...

@okay4567

11 ай бұрын

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849why are you so angry in all of the replies jesus

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

It's definitely brilliant acting, because both actors are so committed to their character's motives of "trying to get it right" and seem sort of erudite, but just make total asses of themselves and are blissfully unaware. Also, they are completely missing the point of the interview, cause their heads are too far up their own rears. Quite complex really a lot going on and a very artful use of deep irony.

I missed “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!” - That was epic 😂

‘Broken Mountain’ 🤣🤣

That whole interaction between Michael and David Wallace over the phone, dressed as Jesus is a comedic masterpiece. "His last name is Christ, he has the power of flight, he can heal leopards"

@slightlycensored7579

Жыл бұрын

"I'm not going to guess, you can tell me or I will hang up." He sounded so done 😅

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

and Phyllis has uslurped his role as Santa

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

It's Michael's tone for me 💀

@SoundMan1985

8 ай бұрын

The whole episode is comedic genius.

@litedawg

8 ай бұрын

He can heal leopards just kills me.

One of my favorite bits is Michael messing up phrases & words in his pursuit of sounding wise. A million thanks to the editor who compiled this! Kudos. "May you edit with a strength of 10 full grown editors."

“Everyone here is extremely gruntled” is one of my favorites.

How he can do this without cracking up is amazing.

@shadyshrooms9141

Жыл бұрын

Check out ali g if you like ridiculous sh*t in straight face

@djCatScanRL

Жыл бұрын

Unquestionably! I’ve been in Theatre/Acting since kindergarten, & his ability to stay poised through the BRILLIANT writing is unparalleled 🎭🥇

@didickcheeseburger

Жыл бұрын

its not live or anything. theres probably a gag reel with 1000 botched takes

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

How do you know he doesn't crack up? I bet he does, they all do. We don't know how many takes there were for each of this scene.

@colinmacvicar2507

Жыл бұрын

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 The other cast members all say he never laughs or brakes character.

I remember the episode where they were trying to put something together and Oscar was using a manual to figure it out and Micheal asks : Where'd you get that information? Oscar: Manual. Michael: Manuel who? LOL

2:03 When a misquote becomes so iconic that people start to use it instead of the og

"Like I'm gonna believe one of his spermed lovers" has to be one of the most underrated lines of the entire show 😂

I can't believe how long I've been waiting for this video to be made... And frankly, the timing was nothing short of predominant. :D

I never noticed him repurposing "amuck" after he heard Pam say it, that's brilliant

@themoviedealers

9 ай бұрын

Sigh. Amok.

@GippyHappy

9 ай бұрын

@@themoviedealers ahyuck

Fool me twice, strike 3. This makes sense to me.

The look on Michaels face after watching Toby’s head exploding from a gun shot is priceless 😂 “by far and away the most expensive shot of the movie, but it was intragel to the story”

Michael: *gets phrase wrong* Jim: *Leans into it to highlight it* Dwight: *Blindly agrees* 😂😂😂

They forgot, “everyone here is extremely gruntled”

1:11 Jim’s “what was that?” is SO good 😂

My favorite will always be, "Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa." Close second is healing leopards. Both in the same scene lol

@d-_-b8558

Жыл бұрын

N3P is tied with oaky afterbirth for first actually

@LincolnT20

Жыл бұрын

Oaky afterbirth the uslurping and the smudgness are the best ones along with keep your friends close and progidal and contrapting

-No rest for the sick Well said Michael

I like how Steve Carrell makes sure to add a little unsure pause after each thing said wrong

That was an oaky afterbirth

I can never get tired of The Office compilations😂

@user-xy3hq6ft5j

Жыл бұрын

Timeless

6:24 lmao angela what you looking at

@Skeletone56

2 ай бұрын

Lol I never noticed that

The smudge arrogance one is one of the best lines I've ever heard 😂😂😂😅

Great compilation, I missed half of them during watching xD My favourite, however: There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player. Close second: when Dwight was putting a peanut butter on Michael's hair to get rid of the gum. He looks at the bottle and says: "Gee, so many calories", and Michael replies "Then don't leave it on for too long!"

One of the best compilations of The Office ever. Carell's Michael Scott is irreplacicable!

“Queer as F***” always has me rolling 😂😭

@djCatScanRL

Жыл бұрын

Co-sign! 💀

I love how "Fool me once: strike one. Fool me twice: strike three" is actually pretty reasonable

@michaelkendall1263

8 ай бұрын

Fr😂😂😂

0:06 the script work is genius

God bless Michael Scott - he's a cankle in the darkness.

2:48 you might miss it but when Micheal said TDB instead of TBD, Ryan definitely suppressed a small smirk

BJ tries really hard not to laugh at 2:49 😂

@Automatedresponsebot5

11 ай бұрын

He was so close to breaking lmfao

Even though I know it's coming, "when in Rome" always makes me laugh out loud

I can never get over how clever this shows writing is

@jfish032

10 ай бұрын

Honestly! Puts so many other shows to shame.

@chazinko

5 ай бұрын

This is an underestimated comma

I bet without the ‘Jim looks’ many viewer wouldn’t realise he said something wrong, that’s what makes the character so good because there are people like this in every work place

“His cappa was detated!” When his old boss was decapitated in a car wreck.

“Oaky afterbirth” still gets me every time 😂

No rest for the sick

He says them with so much conviction that at times I never even knew he said it incorrectly 😂

I've always thought "he has the power of flight" was funnier than "he can heal leopards"

I worked with an older lady who said it wrong too. "The early worm gets the bush." 😂

Well well well, how the turn tables…

My favourite Scottism has got to be "I underestimated you." "Well maybe you should ESTIMATE me."

@gavinreksyoutube8075

Жыл бұрын

Scottism😂, idk if it was intentional at all but what he’s speaking are called malapropisms and the word comes from a Shakespeare play where mrs malaprop speaks in them, so you did exactly what Shakespeare did in 1775😂, again, if that was on purpose that’s hilarious

@user-uy5vy8px1r

Жыл бұрын

I guess, it's from one of bushisms, when G.W. Bush jr. said after he won 2 term "they misunderestimated me". Then he tried to repeat it: "I've coined new words - hispanically and misunderstanding".

@thesuperioraffection4502

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-uy5vy8px1r Bidenisms could be published in a book that would take more pages than the Bible.

@DrJ-hx7wv

2 күн бұрын

I've used "estimate me" many times.

Jimmothy’s reactions are usually just as funny 😂😂

“Make sure that KZread comes down to tape this.”

My favorite is when he tries to quote Elvis and says “thank you thank you, thanks a lot.”

I always love "New york, new york! The city so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name"

The fact that this video is over 11 mins long is testament to the genius that is, Steve Carell. Legend.

The prog, the proguidal , my son returns

This channel is the gift that keeps on...gifting.

The "little sticious" and "turntables" lines are two of my favourite moments from the show. I even have the latter on a shirt.

"He backstabs people in the back."

Skeletons in his attic 😂😂.. that’s hilarious

The way he tells things sitting on his chair, so calm and composed. It feels like he is actually preaching wisdom disguised as complete bullshit

@natalie6117

Жыл бұрын

So much like those thinkfluencer bros doing podcasts... Spewing utter BS that impressionable young guys believe.

@nthgth

11 ай бұрын

It's really the opposite. BS disguised as wisdom, and he doesn't even realize the disguise is paper-thin 😄

The Jeopardy bit doesn’t fail to make me laugh 😂😂

Love this! Compilation recommendation: Every time Michael says "You know what?!" PLEASE there are so many. XD

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” That’s one of my favorite quotes from the whole show

You forgot... Oscar: "This sounds like a get rich quick scheme." Michael: "Yes! Thank you. You will get rich quick. We all will." Today is the day that will live in infamy My heart soars with the eagles nest. Prison Mike - Dementors Dwight - Monkey, branch

David: " i don't think you understand how jeopardy works" Michael: "O right sorry, what is 'we're fine"😭😭

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Yesss😂😂❤

This is probably the BEST compilation of Michael Scott ever!

The fact that this video is 11 minutes long makes me so happy

The “euthanize” one gets me every time