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From "The Office": an American television mockumentary sitcom broadcast on NBC. Created as an adaptation by Greg Daniels of the British series of the same name, it is a mockumentary that follows the day-to-day lives of the employees of the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder Mifflin, a fictional paper supply company. The series stars Steve Carell as Michael Scott, John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly and Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute.
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"Start over" is probably the best shutdown of the entire series
@kenadams3306
3 ай бұрын
Dressed as willa Wonka, super pissed lmao.
@Ejexion
3 ай бұрын
"Sir-rr ..."
@lucasbischoff2268
3 ай бұрын
Kind of a good de-escalation tactic too; it forces the other person to take a moment, ideally to calm down and think about their words
@july5609
3 ай бұрын
i actually scrolled down to write this exact same thing
@Master_Conner
3 ай бұрын
2:38 if anyone was wondering.
Jim's *beep* when he realizes Michael is really dating Helene is hilarious
@Adan11961
3 ай бұрын
One of the best ever
@LakerGold24-8
3 ай бұрын
And the seats go all the way down. Allll the wayy down.
@alejandroWar23
3 ай бұрын
Poor Toby lol
@owenlawson6925
3 ай бұрын
@@LakerGold24-8THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME MAN!
@tcrmn
3 ай бұрын
dude that whole scene might be Jim's best. maybe cause he's so out of it that he shows a side of himself we never see, but it fits so well
For the record, it is “whomever.” And Ryan used me as an object.
@RemolSiedlce
3 ай бұрын
Are you a native speaker?
@smylesg
2 ай бұрын
I'm no fan of Kelly, but the clip of this scene should have ended at "Ryan used me as an object."
@lazycritic5321
2 ай бұрын
If "him" would fit in the sentence, then you would use whomever. If "he" fits better, you would use whoever. Look for the "M."
@aldohorn1704
2 ай бұрын
@@lazycritic5321this is how I keep track of it as a second language speaker. It's a really good trick. If I can use "us" it means I can use "me". If I can use "we" I can use "I". If I can use "him" I can use "whom".
@tymd130
2 ай бұрын
funny every time i watch
6:28 "she's right on my way home from wor-" "THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME, MAN!"
@Marina-il8lo
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
“Start over.” Best response ever. Gonna find a time to use that.
@Adan11961
3 ай бұрын
100%
@HappyBoi-re6no
2 ай бұрын
my thoughts exactly lol people start conversations very poorly sometimes ;-;
@DaWanderer
2 ай бұрын
"Sir!"
@jessehickey3855
2 ай бұрын
It's in my toolkit as a teacher.
@legostarlord_
Ай бұрын
Did you end up using it?
1:11 Kelly: "Ryan used me as an object" *THE LOOK ON RYAN'S FACE OMG* 🤣🤣🤣
@lordofarnor9356
2 ай бұрын
Kelly: "I have several questions. First of all, How dare you?"
Darryl is a great man, picks his daughter, makes sure Michael doesn’t lose his arm, and respectfully but firmly didn’t always himself to be called names while not creating another conflict. I wanna be like Darryl
@yegwtf
3 ай бұрын
This is such a good comment
@curiotimetv
2 ай бұрын
Not even a nanosecond of a hesitation when he said his daughter too
Gets me every time with the delayed "DAMMIT MICHAEL"
ryan used me as an object will forever be iconic to me.
Still always laugh at the “hey! Hey! You idiot!” And the immediate “start over.”
@LakerGold24-8
3 ай бұрын
SIR?
@laurasosnow7507
3 ай бұрын
Me when my students get rude.
@12dakis
2 ай бұрын
*sigh* Siiiir
@luiginastro8831
Ай бұрын
@@laurasosnow7507Wait, do you call your students idiots or the opposite? 😂
6:05 "NOT NOW TOBY, MY GOD!" 🤣 Poor Toby...
@32MattyB
3 ай бұрын
Lol that scene will always Crack me up.
@meganchambers8108
3 ай бұрын
Lol I am just now noticing that at the start of this scene, Michael motions for Jim to lean in, like to hear a secret, and then he leans back immediately right before telling him XD Jim's like "Why did I lean in then?" haha
@gustavolamego9913
3 ай бұрын
"what did I do??"
"Only in the rarest of occasions..." Lmaoo I broke at how Michael had the warehouse man grasping at the straws
@ElpSmith
3 ай бұрын
His name is Darryl
@fyv0fyv345
Ай бұрын
"it wouldnt be the worst thing in the world" sends me so bad each time. easily the funniest line.
"You left the tv on. And your cat's dead." The order of the news😂😂😂
Michael “you just lost out on a million dollars” Stanley “no I didn’t” Stanley always makes me laugh
That “start over” was the most gentlemen approach to what could have been a life altering situation for Michael 🤣.
6:07 Toby’s “what did I do” is so sad😢
Patrice O'Neal had very little screen time but when he had lines, they were super funny. RIP Sea Monster.
@caratsomnia8110
3 ай бұрын
Fr that "What the hell is wrong with this man" still lives in my head rent-free how perfectly he delivers it🤣
@Toast-StealingGhost
3 ай бұрын
DAMNIT MICHAEL
@alejandroWar23
3 ай бұрын
Greatest comedian ever
@sivefihla
3 ай бұрын
BRUISER
@louieberg2942
2 ай бұрын
He sounds so genuinely exasperated with Michael
It's tragic for Michael that the best "That's what she said" of the series was made by Dwight
@maenad.cultist
3 ай бұрын
It probably keeps him up at night😂 eternally tormented at the lost opportunity
@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
3 ай бұрын
My vote goes to Creed's silent one.
@thefireturkeys4919
3 ай бұрын
Nah bro creed has the best
@Me-dx5zb
3 ай бұрын
Nope at Dwight's wedding he says " Michael I can't believe you came " micheal immediately says that's what she said ... best one in series
@1212hjb
3 ай бұрын
Don't you dare.
“I have recently taken a lover!”😂😂😂😂
@nitewanderer
3 ай бұрын
Well that’s great! Who’s the lucky lady?
@iceagebabyofficial1557
3 ай бұрын
@@nitewandererPams mom.
@Kris28169
3 ай бұрын
@@iceagebabyofficial1557 What?!
@MrBuketman
3 ай бұрын
All the way down
@TranslatorGuruDee
3 ай бұрын
@@Kris28169 Pam’s mother, Helene, remember? From your wedding?
0:30 the chaotic flow of the dialogue in this scene still kills me everytime, another great example of how good the writing was in this show plus the actor's perfect deliveries along w/ the bailer scene right after🤣
@mini_mozzer
3 ай бұрын
"ryan used me as an object.."
@CalamityCain
3 ай бұрын
"Bailer? I hardly know 'er!"
Fun fact: this is how I learned the difference between “who” and “whom”
@Devosimms
3 ай бұрын
I couldn't identify an object or indirect object in a sentence so it didn't help for me
@surajbiradar9827
3 ай бұрын
Explain it to me like I am 5 year old
@uhjeff3651
3 ай бұрын
@@surajbiradar9827he or she = who Him or her = whom
@uhjeff3651
3 ай бұрын
@@surajbiradar9827example: If the sentence is, "I gave it to HIM", then the question would be, "WHOM did you give it to?" If the sentence is, "he is a man", the question would be, "WHO is he?".
@encycl07pedia-
3 ай бұрын
@@uhjeff3651 You generally don't want to end on a preposition like "to." "To whom are you talking?" is the correct form of "Who are you talking to?"
4:32 what i love so much about this reveal is the fact michael put $25 cos he thought that was a brag-able donation but when it’s revealed the donation is per mile the kid runs around 18 miles, that mean everyone else in the office is actually donating more than what michael thought he was donating
“Not a native speaker”😂💀
Kelly: "you have to make a choice here. it's either me, or your daughter 🙄" Daryl: "my daughter. 😐" Kelly: *shocked Pikachu face* 😮
can you imagine being as bold as stanley and just shutting down every conversation with "money" i wish i could say that to my boss
9:12 The best isn't even spoken. It's Jim's glance at the camera when Michael says, "Really? She doesn't get any of my jokes."
"Then take a different way home man!!! Lives rent free in my mind.
dwight taking andy's candy bar and saying "no: wholesies" is aggressively iconic
I just realized when Michael said “Jim I saw you looking at Jan’s CANdles” 😂😂😂
@eliasjackson7302
3 ай бұрын
After asking “is that CHESTnut”
@louieberg2942
2 ай бұрын
His response is gold too. "Nah, she put them right in my face".
Boss is lucky he got to drive the lift, Darnell would never let me.
@Kenwyfe29
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
3 ай бұрын
Darnell's a chump, isn't he? You'd probably have driven it for free.
@CreedBratton905
3 ай бұрын
@@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 Yup, I have, and it's a secret for what it's for.
5:41 the "Oh big time" always gets me I love it
I love Jim became co manager then suddenly developed a frustration of Toby
“Is that mahogany?”. One of my favorite lines, ever.
"Halfsies?" "No... WHOLESIES."
Stanley’s “no I didn’t 😐” 🤣
6:52 Classic
The whoever vs whomever debate is even funnier when you realise half of the cast are english majors irl
“Six months?!? I’m in love with Kelly.”
"Money" hits hard every time !
Kelly saying Ryan used me as an object never fails to amuse me
Now we need one where they hesitated!
i love the collective “a medium amount of good pizza”
Best scene is when Michael can't understand he's not allowed to use the machinery of the warehouse. Always makes me laugh
“true love’s kiss”. Jim’s ( sorry, Jimothy’s) response to what’s the cure for Dwight’s “poisoning “.
“Mo money, mo problems. You of all people should know that “ Michael trying to be “Urbain” kills me everytime😂
@louieberg2942
2 ай бұрын
Dinkin' Flicka
easily could’ve added when Michael asks Pm about having a baby with her in 20 years if they’re both single😭
never noticed that jim was shivering at the dinner party 4:20
SIX MONTHS! Okay I'm in love with Kelly...
one of the best compilations I’ve seen so far
Dwight being so excited by the prospect of the bailer crushing someone lmao
" A medium amount of good pizza." is always the answer 🤣🤣
I’m glad this video was made bc I have cracked up at the fast responses every time 😂😂
I love Dwight’s baler enthusiasm
7:38 “Halfsies?” “No, wholesies”
Pams mom is one of the funniest bits to me 😂like Jim genuinely started tweakin
@louieberg2942
2 ай бұрын
It's one of the few times Jim yells. Not just after apple-picking day.
Argh! The couple at Benihana's that made Dwight sit apart from his coworkers will always irritate me
@steverogers7601
3 ай бұрын
The woman in also played “Krista Ferguson/Cut n Chat” in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and it irked me when I saw her in that episode.
@iWantToBelieve...
2 ай бұрын
Lol they irritated me too at first, like- just scooch down 😐 But when she tells Dwight “I think he’d know” about the chef’s knife preference, and then Dwight gives her this look like “excuse me wtf” and then she gives him the same look back - gets me every time 😂 *edit- I just remembered the little kid (David Wallace’s son I think) gives Dwight the same look when Dwight asks him about the rocking chair in his room 😂😂😂 “what DO you know?” 💀
"you idiot!" "start over." "sir-"
"'Whomever' is the formal version" kills me every time 🤣
8:43 Stanley - can’t you see I’m urinating 🙄
That kelly’s “ryan used me as an object” still remains one of the best lines of the series.
Kelly making it real easy on Darryl: 0:28 Also, I'm just realizing how unprepared for leadership Ryan was. He wasn't just a crook, he was an incompetent leader. Some crooks are still good leaders.
@louieberg2942
2 ай бұрын
Let's be real. David Wallace and co were just about the worst management in television history. Who on Earth hires Ryan for that position.
you tub are like all best-ofs of everything all put togather in one singular unfindable form
“Ryan used me as an object” is the realest quote in the series. 😂😂😂
8:30 Dwight kind of double-checking he mercy killed the correct cat.
Finally some new clips! Dig deeper for the next videos, please. 😅
andy immediately saying he would invest $10,000 in Jan’s start up candle company is comedy gold
8:56 Stanley ❤❤❤❤
@wariofat
3 ай бұрын
The only right way to individually discuss wages with your boss.
The "who/whom" debate is peak comedic writing.
8:52 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we love Stanley
"money" 😂
The whole pizza debacle was so pointless. The pizza dude got paid regardless, so in that time, Michael could have ordered from the other place and reconciled the situation 😂
@micahbush5397
3 ай бұрын
And the delivery guy's tip was bad even for a normal delivery.
1:31 the way the video cut off at the perfect moment 😭😭😭
Money, Money, Money. We can all relate to Stanley.
@gingerisevil02
3 ай бұрын
Literally why I quit a job for a new one recently, lol. Money!
Best ones: "Not a native speaker" "Ryan used me as an object" "Whomever's name is Toby...." "My daughter"
Stanley being smarter than Michael by using only one word in every reply is the best.
"Last year, he walked 18 miles" "Sonofabitch... that is impressive" 😂😂😂
Hahahaha mo money mo problems. You of all people should know that Stanley 😂😂
I love that Ryan- "now" gone corporate, would likely not entertain that "seen as" waste of time convo of how to use the word whomever, being so uptight.. But since he's done the time, and been a grunt there working, he's open to entertaining that little debacle.
Lonnie with the ‘what the hell is wrong with this man?’ When Michael talks about using the baler😂 god I miss Patrice O’Neal. Absolute legend❤
When Michael takes him and Andy into the garage to talk to them about investing 10000 dollars in jans candle business and Andy’s immediate response is “thought about it, I’m in”
All the warehouse guys and Michael going back and forth over the baler 😂😂😂
At the end of the bailer scene, Patrice ONeal's headshake gets me every time.
RIP Patrice O’neal. Never knew he was in the office. 🙏🏼😂
Dwight trying to riddle Ryan is just f**king brilliant. 😂😂😂
1:10-1:14 I was drinking tea. And yeah, now I have a mess to clean. But this got me!!
7:58 Actually Ryan is so toxic (this whole conversation) not Pam so much
6:09 Toby saying “what did I do?” 😆😆😆
6 months!!! I'm in love with Kelly 😅
“Ryan used me as an object” gets me every tome
I always feel so bad for Toby when Michael is telling Jim about Pam’s mom. He’s just walking through. “What did I do?” Poor Toby.
Dwight trying to get Ryan with the brain teasers. 🤣🤣
Glad to see Stringer Bell landed on his feet and got into the business world
1:10 LMAOOO KELLY HAS THE BEST LINES AHDAHDHAAHHA
I watched the show more times than I care to count or remember, and @9:14 made me laugh uncontrollably 🤣
man standin at the atm said,... "oh, im sorry sir" ya cant do dat wit those,....
The kitchen scene with Michael is Jim's best moment in the whole show.
The entire whoever/whomever sequence is the funniest scene in the whole series
“Ryan used me as an object” lmao
6 months… man curved that thought instantly 😂
“how did ryan use it as an object?” “ryan used me as an object” fucking dead