3 things guaranteed in life. Death, taxes, and Vlad talking about that home invasion story

@jasonpatterson3354

Ай бұрын

Or he partied with BMF

@joseph9531

Ай бұрын

🤣

@ib5131

Ай бұрын

Or the time he got robbed on a deal

@missayawk

Ай бұрын

Or who killed ' Pac

@Saul-pp7dd

Ай бұрын

Counting on your paygrade

“Calling me all types of Clots & shyt” is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂

@iClashAlways

Ай бұрын

Took me out man 😂😂😂😂😂

@joeljoseph7916

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@christopherwaters95

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@T.Toney89

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@richrich359

Ай бұрын

lol 😂

He's calling me all kinds of clots!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GenesisGunn

Ай бұрын

Claats

@IBDASHOOTER

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ishmaelprobherbs5617

Ай бұрын

Claatt* not clot

@joojoobaw

Ай бұрын

Michael asking the important questions. Where _is_ the Burger King?

@aaronvisual

Ай бұрын

That finished me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vlad always bring thy home invasion story up lol he super proud of himself 😂

@Dimsummmmm

Ай бұрын

He can’t get enough of it 😂😂

@isaidwhatisaid5369

Ай бұрын

You'd be a complete fool to believe that "home invasion" story.

@RelentlessPedigree

Ай бұрын

As he should be. You would be too. Tool

@AssassinSigner

Ай бұрын

Right, he didn't even kill him, sit down broh, that's what u get for thinking.

@nyteowl8069

Ай бұрын

Santa from Friday 😂😂

I am crying..MJW said , he was calling me all types of clots😂🤣😂🤣🤣

@GenesisGunn

Ай бұрын

Claats

@elliot2177

Ай бұрын

@@GenesisGunn ik, ik...I am half yahd

@sobaentertainment6580

Ай бұрын

I grew up with Jamaicans in London UK.. I'm used to clots

@elliot2177

Ай бұрын

@@sobaentertainment6580 It is is clots but they spell it as Clats

@sobaentertainment6580

Ай бұрын

@@elliot2177 I hear you

Vlad Top 3 stories 1.) BMF getting flewed out ONE time by Meech 2.) His home invasion 3.) Getting scammed for 17k tryna be a drug dealer

@YxnginJesusLovesU

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@doinitmyway6642

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@drob98

Ай бұрын

& Diddy offering to buy his jacket

@1CrazyWeedSmoker

Ай бұрын

Did more than me lol and prolly most people

@edwardtucker8347

Ай бұрын

Don't forget American Me scared him straight from jail hahaa

Vlad loves to hear himself talk in every interview he talks way more than the guest

@UserOfGass

Ай бұрын

Yeah I just unsubscribed even Jai White tired of hearing it 😂

@Treatsandthreadscom

Ай бұрын

Sometimes it's necessary

@marshallelliott8894

Ай бұрын

And here you are watching again 😂

@godsfather9686

Ай бұрын

@@marshallelliott8894 vlad putting meat in your booty?

@thereasonwhy5188

Ай бұрын

Facts

I’m glad Mike explained how that works sometimes when people catch you off guard.

@antoniolewis

Ай бұрын

Hell yeah. People can be as unpredictable as the weather.

@user-vf5bv6vo4b

Ай бұрын

It happened to me ONCE actually twice! The first one I hit him, the second one, was a guy that asked me at night for some money to wash my car. I’m an big ex boxer , but at the time I was sick and getting ready to have a surgery the following month. I was sick that I couldn’t even drive. He kept running his mouth until I decided enough was enough. Once I got out the car, I noticed his energy changed. Probably was my size, this dude slowly got quiet as I was walking toward him he retreats, I followed him for about a mile until he basically was walking so fast he might as well been running.. But yea, doing that shyt trying embarrass me in front of my wife(who was driving) and me being super sick with diverticulitis. I ended up having a 8+ hour surgery I almost ended up in one of these: ⚰️

@tonyj9203

Ай бұрын

Even as a trained fighter. Gotta be at the ready.

@justpitiful6339

Ай бұрын

😂 didn’t need him for that

@IncognitoSprax

25 күн бұрын

That's why ambushes are so powerful.

Michael’s Jamaican accent is 😂

Probably called him battyboy not burro🤣 but the 'clots' aka claats took me out 😂😂

@lionraz1

Ай бұрын

Batty-bwoy!

@nicholasgreen339

Ай бұрын

Hehe I'm from a Jamaican family I no he was trying emasculate Michael by calling him a batty man

The fact nobody videoed this Jamaican guy altercation with MJW is a crime. Sounded hilarious.

@jamesrevere2992

Ай бұрын

Probably before cellphones with cameras

@joneseybaby8124

Ай бұрын

@@jamesrevere2992Miss those days.

@BigBoss7777777

Ай бұрын

Probably cos it didn’t happen

@raizo-kp7pz

29 күн бұрын

MJW is a respected fighter. You think he'd make up a story about him being scared and off guard? Why?​@@BigBoss7777777

@MR12AMAZING

22 күн бұрын

@@BigBoss7777777 Why would he make it up?

Never ever think someone being loud or talking tough wont do anything thats a myth.

@MonstrMash123458943

Ай бұрын

word people come in all different varieties

@vperez2598

Ай бұрын

It’s not that they won’t.., it’s just not their stronger suit. Talking loud is just advertising and quality products don’t need advertisement.

@Urconnect

Ай бұрын

@@vperez2598 coca cola still runs advertising and countless quality merchandise

@purplemashedpotatoes8886

Ай бұрын

Quality products don’t need advertising is the most ridiculous statement I’ve seen in 2024 yet.

@hellisgood666

Ай бұрын

​@@vperez2598bs

MJW was too funny in this clip. 😂😂😂😭

@viewmaster617

Ай бұрын

Big Facts 🤣🤣🤣

@anthonybaker7433

Ай бұрын

You sure right 😂😂😂

@tonyj9203

Ай бұрын

Me NOT scared of you!!! 😂😂

MJW has the best Jamaican accent I’ve heard from an American .. well done sir !

@adamgordon2572

Ай бұрын

Jamerican 💯

@UltraJamZHD

Ай бұрын

no he doesnt LOL

@RICHFLAIRJAY

Ай бұрын

No he don’t shut up

@marvinwright7656

Ай бұрын

@RICHFLAIRJAY 😂😂😂😂

@wilsonsmanz

Ай бұрын

@@UltraJamZHD Well he said that he has heard. You can't tell him he's wrong.

Michael always has that glazed look in his eye like the interview can’t be over fast enough

@flyguy7825

Ай бұрын

That’s on him stop doing Vlad interviews then

@thealchemist6666

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@boogidwnej179

Ай бұрын

@@flyguy7825😂😂 be he getting a nice check just to sit there for a few hours. Why not just sit there sn entertain BS. Boosie said he makes 6 figures annually just from Vlad interviews Pretty sure, it’s similar for Michael jai white.

@flyguy7825

Ай бұрын

@@boogidwnej179 well I’m not gonna pocket watch how much Vlad pays him to sit in his interviews. I’ve heard that he don’t pay him nothing but that’s just what I heard, but the fact remains regardless of how much he’s getting paid if someone is just gonna completely annoy the hell out of me and this is just me there’s no amount of money that would make me sit there and, listen to someone who’s just gonna blabber on and on about shit that I really don’t care about

@walalottaguala

25 күн бұрын

@@flyguy7825just using his platform like he uses those he puts on his platform. Its the business anyway

Vlad done brought up this home invasion 260 million times

@seanpittaway5341

Ай бұрын

I've only heard it once and I'm already bored of it

I wonder if Vlad knows how much of a clown he sounds like

@emeyeare

Ай бұрын

I think Gladys thinks they talking about another Gladys but cries at home when he’s alone

@juliusrandle2733

Ай бұрын

If he did he wouldn't still be clowning lol

@tellingtruth123

Ай бұрын

and a coward too !

@Two3sf

Ай бұрын

@@tellingtruth123why yall subscribed and following a coward and and clown? 😂✌️

@havik_64

Ай бұрын

Defending yourself is a cowardly act? ​@@tellingtruth123

Michael j White is absolutely accurate about *the out craziness factor, I do it regularly* and it works.

Michael Jai White is a Real One! Admitting he was vulnerable is what the average person needs to know when someone runs up on you....

3:31 made him sound like Donnie from Wild Thornberries lmaoo

@Prince-233

Ай бұрын

Facts!!! Lmaooo 🤣🤣

@abduljere1016

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aailli

Ай бұрын

*reads your comment* "Hm, intriguing." *clicks on your time stamp* *instantly bursts out laughing* No lies detected.

@KiddGreen1

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Donnie instantly appeared in my mind!

The guy vlad claimed he beat up went on IG and said they both pushed each other twice and he left voluntarily

@1Eashawty

Ай бұрын

U serious?😂

@freestylebullyworldwide

Ай бұрын

yoooooooooooo lmao

@jeremywashington7699

Ай бұрын

Vlad couldn't beat up a fly lol

@Treatsandthreadscom

Ай бұрын

Vlad is a man. Different time. He isn't tough but not pussy

@intellicogroup405

Ай бұрын

This is funny as hell 😂😂😂

Someone stepped to Michael Jai White!!! Definitely a contender for a Darwin Award 😂😂😂

@stephenellis4777

Ай бұрын

If MJW keeps laying hands on dudes over words he will be the one that gets the Darwin award. If he was the real deal he would have ignored it and walked away. Do that in the wrong country and you wont make it back to the states. All this interview tells me is that Mike cannot control his emotions.

Getting called "all kinds of clots" is CRAAAZY lol

@shentavionemoore

Ай бұрын

😂🤣

The Break In Guy Vlad speaks of would be shocked to hear how completely over the top that event is being made

@ideozublake8036

Ай бұрын

vlad gon interview him next

i’m jamaican & mjw on point with the accent 😂😂😂💀💀

@roylle6346

Ай бұрын

No he's not

@xxxmetalslugga5349

Ай бұрын

​@@roylle6346fun fact MJW is of Jamaican descent 😂

@roylle6346

Ай бұрын

@@xxxmetalslugga5349 I didn't know that but his patwa is still off he don't even know that it's not "clot" but "claat". Fun fact: most black Americans are decended from Jamaicans especially those in new York 🧐

@papoopse100

Ай бұрын

@@roylle6346they ur just Caribbean American people black Americans are descendants of USA chattel slavery

@yodad723

16 күн бұрын

@@roylle6346 No Black American is descended from Jamaicans we descend from our ancestors in America and MJW is not Jamaican too many sources say that he's a Black American. Where did you get that he's Jamaican?

djvlad, Wow, this made my day brighter! Thank you!

This is the funniest Vlad video ever. "Man you, is blood fiah, batti buro" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lol I didn’t realize how bad I needed to hear Michael Jai white speak patois until now

VLAD LOVE TELLING THIS STORY 😅 BIG STEPPER VLAD

@shentavionemoore

Ай бұрын

Not big stepper 🤣💀

THE TYSON ACCENT😄, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH THE HBO TYSON MOVIE HE DID WAS DOPE, HE DID A REALLY GOOD JOB

We are so proud of you Vlad!!! You should write a book about it!!

Vlad was crying with some pants full of dookie😂😂😂😂😂

@everythingbyjohn

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rgtriple3

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hundo4000

Ай бұрын

Some pants is crazy 😂

Baseball bat out the butt is crazy😂😂😂😂

@rogerjohnson7001

Ай бұрын

MJW said, "that's impressive". LMAO

@Case206

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Chicago_Native

Ай бұрын

The quickest example that Vlad could come up with being a long hard cylindrical object from the hind quarters is crazy.

@jalenhoskins7504

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 my stomach hurting!!!

@YoYo-uh3xj

Ай бұрын

​@@rogerjohnson7001 I'm dead!!!! 😂

2:42 His jamaican Accent has energy.😂

THE MOMENT SOMEONE GET IN YOUR FACE THE FIGHT HAVE ALREADY STARTED!!!!

I'm pretty sure vlad was screaming the whole time he's confusing that with being quiet😂😂

@nadecha5326

Ай бұрын

Vlad was definitely scared he fronting

@ashtonrussell

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

We need a Black Dynamite goes to Kingston now lol

Vlad wishes he had that body 😂. We wouldn’t hear the last of it 😂. Bruh would remind us every short clip 😂

@UserOfGass

Ай бұрын

Dude probably somewhere like I wish he would be quiet about that paper cut he gave me 😅

@spenser6353

Ай бұрын

@@UserOfGassdid Vlad shoot the guy?

@UserOfGass

Ай бұрын

@@spenser6353 no I think he might’ve stabbed the dude lol

Wow! Beautiful story telling right there! First time I seen a guy go into a story paused that story to tell another story to connect to the first story then went back to the original story to Finnish.

I need MJW as a Jamaican with fake dread locks in a comedy😂😂😂

@TheSub-SaharanAmericanLegend

Ай бұрын

He's background is Jamaican though but born in Brooklyn

@iseerashonal821

Ай бұрын

@@TheSub-SaharanAmericanLegend even better. That'll be a great cameo

@dextersdad6920

Ай бұрын

​@@TheSub-SaharanAmericanLegend he ain't no goddamn Jamaican

@xxxmetalslugga5349

Ай бұрын

Fun fact so is Tyson​@@TheSub-SaharanAmericanLegend

@TheSub-SaharanAmericanLegend

Ай бұрын

@xxxmetalslugga5349 okay cool. Just learned something new about Iron Mike

*@Vlad what happened with the Rick Ross situation?*

As a Jamaican, his accent is approved 😂. He called you a batty boy (pronounced bwoy) which means what you said without the donkey 😂😂

MJW’s Jamaican impressions are hilarious

How could you be friends with Vlad? Goddamn all he does is talk about himself.

@flyguy7825

Ай бұрын

It’s called money

@ElMundoDeSam95

Ай бұрын

​@@flyguy7825and fame

@ADMAFIA210

Ай бұрын

Because he can that’s how

@flyguy7825

Ай бұрын

@@ElMundoDeSam95 well I think he has the same part already. It’s probably the money.

@RepublicanJesusthe2nd

Ай бұрын

A lot of people do. No one made you watch the videos.

Vlad: they might pull a baseball bat out there butt MJW: that’ll be very impressive 😂😂😂

Here goes Vlad tryna act like he bout that life with his fake war stories

Vlad’s the type of dude who needs traditional martial arts for the disciple and humility you gain

That must be Steven Seagal shouting: "Where's the Burger King?" 😂😂😂

"Where's the Burger King👑!!!?"

@user-jq6lm5nl7p

Ай бұрын

In ur mom bruh

@user-jq6lm5nl7p

Ай бұрын

In ur mom bruh

@phonymex3340

Ай бұрын

You have a membership to Class channel 😂 dude knows as much as a rock 💀

@perrinwillis4194

Ай бұрын

@@phonymex3340 You meant to hate on Vlad but your inability to focus on your task at hand failed you...again. However, it is probably one of the reasons Vlad is so successful and good at what he does. Just something to consider, you know...

@phonymex3340

Ай бұрын

@@perrinwillis4194 He's successful because he gets big names. Don't be shallow tiny little kiddo. But hey keep being a pointless member bud

When he did that Mike accent😂🤣

Big steppa vlad bout that action

Was the home invasion Vlad was it blowback from your deal that you got ripped off on Vlad? You know the story.😂

Vlad defining battyman is insane😂😂

💯 that’s why when people act agressive with me. First thing I do get in my fighting stance

that switch needs to go off in my head

Jai: "I can't let you get close"

@KWillo

Ай бұрын

**mushed dude in the face with his fist** 😂

I saw the title and screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He probably remember you're curious character of Martin 😂😂😂😂

That Mike Tyson impersonation was good Michael 🤣

Mike said everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth

"WHERE'S THE BURGER KING?!! WHERE IS HE?!!!" 😳😆😂🤣

@thealchemist6666

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"When I did what I did I didn't say a word" Ok Vlad we know you a real killer and tough 😂😂😂😂😂

Cant let you get close

Michael Jai White is one of the most physically dangerous guys around (the top 0.001%) when he wants to be. I really appreciate his candor here. He's real, like the rest of us humans. Many athletes or celebrities would never admit a momentary fear or hesitation out of concern that they might "appear" weak to knuckleheads.

@flyguy7825

Ай бұрын

What you don’t know people out there on the streets might want to test you and they might want to try and do something with you. What was telling in his story is that he tried not to let this guy get close to him because you don’t know if he’s gonna pull out a knife or a gun

Michael j white is the toughest guy to never fight in the whole world 😂😂😂

@vaultclassics1516

Ай бұрын

I mean, he said he was scared at first....... and he didn't say he hit the guy.

@flyguy7825

Ай бұрын

this guy has multiple black belts in martial arts and he’s about 230 to 240 not saying the man’s the toughest man in the world, but knowing all that it would make me think twice to fuck around what I dude like that

@ejknight88

Ай бұрын

U must not know MJW 🤔

@BEATSbyDGIB

Ай бұрын

Do your homework

@mawande23

Ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Never allow aggressive individuals to break your personal space!

“I quietly didn’t say a word…” proceeds to tell the story every chance he get

That’s like thinking that loudass barking Rottweiler won’t chase you down and bite you. Every dog don’t get quiet and give the low growl. Don’t assume Anything.

LOL @ "All kinds of claats"

@delanoblanco2248

Ай бұрын

Bloodclaat, pussyclast, raasclaat, bomboclaat

MJW Keeping it Real 😊😊😊😊

This was the best interview from MJW 🤣🤣🤣 as a Jamaican. This was great! I just watched his movie the island too…

His Jamaican accent was hilarious

I’m telling yall vlads home invasion story was really 2 out of shape dudes wrestling for 1/2 min and dude was simply out of shape and passed out before vlad. Vlad now has the platform and can recreate the story to his liking

@Lee-ic2yn

Ай бұрын

😂😂

That Mitch Green scene in the Tyson HBO version 😂😂😂💀

Batty burro 😂😂😂😂 he probably said Batty Bwoy!! 😂😂😂😂

Never be afraid of a yard man. Most of them are just like Ak ademiks - all mouth with no hands

@Dj_SLuRRR317

Ай бұрын

I've never heard the term, "yard man." What does that mean exactly?

@Lee-ic2yn

Ай бұрын

You'd probably soil yourself in Kingston

@bigolbabyhuey

Ай бұрын

​@@Dj_SLuRRR317Yard is what Jamaicans in the US and UK refer to as "back home". Yardie and yard man simply mean Jamaican

@Dj_SLuRRR317

Ай бұрын

@@bigolbabyhuey fasho! I appreciate the knowledge, brodie. 🙏🏽

@Urconnect

Ай бұрын

Facts them yardies are about gunplay

Jamaicans never been known for these..🥊..only ..these..🗡😂

@DreCloud

Ай бұрын

And these 🔫

@Amidat

Ай бұрын

back in the days.. a lot of boxers were Jamaican or Jamaican blooded. That changed in the late 70's though

@spenser6353

Ай бұрын

@@AmidatLennox Lewis and razor ruddock had hands

@xxxmetalslugga5349

Ай бұрын

Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather Razor Rudduck, Lennox Lewis, Chris Eubank, Fran Bruno all Jamaican descent all champions

@Amidat

Ай бұрын

@@spenser6353 yup... Razor Ruddock was the first dude Tyson fought who wasn't afraid of him. LOL. But don't forget people like Mike McCallum

I remember VLAD saying he was lived in Brooklyn and a guy threw a bottle at him and he said he moved! lol, never confronted the guy just moved! Your a REAL one VLAD

@ultramag0343

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

nice hoodie

Just happened to me. Immigrant just seen a white dude walking by (after a ton of other people) and just started cussing and screaming at me in a different language for know reason. I kept it moving but caught me off guard for split sec. Hand went straight to my piece and was thinking "hear we go. I'm going to jail now". (since he's black and I'm white.) Sick of this sht!

@xl576

Ай бұрын

It’s usually the other way round. You white have historically gotten away with deleting blacks. Let’s not be hypocrites

@xl576

Ай бұрын

What a hypocrite!

@chazly30

Ай бұрын

@@xl576 Who?

@LevLuv-bg6mr

Ай бұрын

Fake scenario, false victim outcome. 😂

@sbc383zz

Ай бұрын

Pure garbage story.

The man called you a Batty Bwoy 😂😂😂

Vlad don’t nobody want to kill you😂 you just had to bring that home invasion story up lol

Gotta admit, I wasn't expecting to read this video title on my feed, lol

I can relate; Michael Jai White thanx for that humble truth..

3:35 "Ya too close, mon!" Dylan...Dylan...Dylan...and Dylan 🌬🔥 😆

That was a perfect Mike Tyson impression.

The title is crazy!

I have the exact same Frazier sweater.✊🏿

Vlad: “..might pull a bat out his butt..” Mike: “that’ll be impressive” 😂

Always better to be the 1 that chilled out the 1 that found out🙏🏿💪🏿💯⚜️💀💯🙏🏿

Yup. I experienced that “mental switch” once too. My people are crazy sometimes though. 😂🇯🇲😂 Much love and respect, Jai. 👊🏽

MJW best Vlad TV guest !!!

3:32 always cracks me up 😂

MJW I love watching your videos but can you do your interviews on a different platform. It’s hard for me to watch VladTV.

Michael needs to make that Jamaican guy a character in his next movie and over do it on the Jamaican shit

U need to put that in a movie Michael 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm digging the frazier hoodie.

Me not scared of you 🤣😂😂 the Jamaican representation

@jorusanubis6745

Ай бұрын

Jamaicans don't use the word "scared" in that context. We would say "Mi nuh fraid a you". Fraid meaning afraid. Any Jamaican using the word scared will not approach people crazily like he's describing in this video. So it must be someone pretending to be Jamaican.

03:30 How a Jamaican sounds to a black american 😂

That was a pretty slick transition when imitating Tyson.