The "he'll take her on a date, or at least to his bed" bit is definitely something I've read a few times, and close to word for word too lol

@Mii..

6 ай бұрын

Literally same 😂

@abrawolf

6 ай бұрын

This is why i read ao3 and danmei

So kind of Liam to volunteer himself as the virgin sacrifice to her Dark God.

@cc_422

6 ай бұрын

Accurate!

@nyxskids

6 ай бұрын

The only acceptable outcome to this lololol

@RumoHasIt

6 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard 😂

@lorielhassani

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@marinabrodova2881

4 ай бұрын

At least we know he's a virgin for sure😂

Plot twist: She’s married with two kids

@christiegreenwood2642

6 ай бұрын

Plot twist: she's ace and thinks cats are the best.

@alwaysrootingfortheantihero123

6 ай бұрын

She also has a cat that the fam lives is waiting for her husband who is in the bathroom.

@madmethodmouselivestreams3598

6 ай бұрын

​@@christiegreenwood2642 cats are fucking dope. I love my cat Hilda 😭

@lindabcarpentersings

6 ай бұрын

Plot twist, she's married to a woman and owns a cat

@gailasprey7787

6 ай бұрын

Plot twist: she’s asexual and adopted a baby with her wife. The two live in the same apartment as their best friend and they play super Mario kart and are trying to teach the child to play, he’s five. She’s getting married in a month.

Recently discovered that the "alpha" terminology was first used to describe chickens, hence the "pecking order". Wolves were inaccurate but popularized the stuff so. 😂

@lolly1898

6 ай бұрын

Due to tumblr in the early 2010s I always thinking of gay furries when guys talk about alphas. Sometimes I wish they were talking about gay furries instead, at least those don’t hate women 😅

@debraperry6091

6 ай бұрын

I love this! I'm gonna start using the phrase 'alpha chicken.'

@tarod3

3 ай бұрын

@@lolly1898some of that stuff is hot. I’m a werewolf! I value strong family bonds, am highly social, and value monogamy.

Alright Liam, can you move over so I can talk to her? I wanna talk to the mildly goth girl.

@emeraldpawgaming6415

6 ай бұрын

Same lol. This sounds like the perfect life lmao.

@PuppetIsTheBest

2 ай бұрын

same

the accurate thought process of an "alpha male"

@gameempire4291

6 ай бұрын

Maybe the toxic kind, but that kind of man certainly isn't an author. He would probably just do crypto and train in the gym all time.

@fatherjune

6 ай бұрын

@@gameempire4291 fr

@HyacinthFlowers

6 ай бұрын

You're assuming they have a thought process

@fatherjune

5 ай бұрын

@@HyacinthFlowers fair point

@corybrown416

5 ай бұрын

I bet everyone who commented here is way past their prime and has been pumped and dumped by an alpha 😂😂😂

Plot twist: she’s married, has a kid and has a successful career in law

@keylanoslokj1806

6 ай бұрын

Those can't work together

@sadqueermess

6 ай бұрын

They can. If shes married maybe her partner is a stay at home parent :)

@fishbo_uses_soap

6 ай бұрын

I read career in law like mother-in-law😅

@sammyvictors2603

5 ай бұрын

@@keylanoslokj1806 yes they can. My Lawyer is a married woman and mother of five kids. She also goes to my church.

If andrew tate was an unfortunate author 💀

@stellarkat4657

Ай бұрын

More like a very unsuccesful author

I'd read a book called "Tattoos and Cats".

@krimars1153

6 ай бұрын

Yes! That sounds so cool!

@scottvelez3154

6 ай бұрын

Cattoos!

@midnight_angel2740

5 ай бұрын

Yesssss...... I'll add this to my ever growing list of "book ideas I want to write, but haven't written even one" Lol

@slytherinlady3907

5 ай бұрын

tattoo artist x …cat café barista?

@midnight_angel2740

5 ай бұрын

@@slytherinlady3907 ooooohhh yesssss. This is an absolutely amazing idea

Male writer here. I hate these scenes. Hate hate HATE!!!

@TheBookishB

5 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@larssjostrom6565

5 ай бұрын

She isn't fair.

Tattoos and cats sound like a much better recepie for happiness than dating this man so... 🤷🤣

Let's be honest. If the author saw Goth Steph IRL, looking at him with her beautiful eyes, adorable lip bite, and cute outfit. He would have changed his mind and rewrote the book in a heartbeat. 😂

This isn't men writing a female character. This is a man writing his male character's present view of a particular female character.

@SnickerDoodleBug05

4 ай бұрын

Thank you!

Liam does know that he shouldn’t be going after women if he thinks he’s a “alpha” male right?

@ilhamarasy3671

6 ай бұрын

What does that mean? Do you mean he must aproching men that is so sus😂

@ToothlessTemeraire

6 ай бұрын

@@ilhamarasy3671No, women should be making a line to approach HIM

@andresrojas7924

6 ай бұрын

​@ToothlessTemeraire I think you confuse approaching women with simply exchanging words with someone

@mikeroylance289

3 ай бұрын

Self-awareness doesn't really seem like Liam's cup of tea.

Liam needs to get a grip. Well done, as always. :D

As someone with a few tattoos i laughed so hard, men writing women is more a comedy show than a serious thing

I've said it once and I'll say it again, the only real or fictional man who can say the word alpha (referring to a person) without me cringing out of my skin is Ze'ev from the Lunar Chronicles and in most of those cases he's actually talking about his girlfriend.

You can see that they don't believe in all the redpill stuff because they still sound thirsty when they drag women like that.

@keylanoslokj1806

6 ай бұрын

Men separate sex from relationship. Some women are marriage material. Many more are shaggin material. And even more are avoid completely material

Tatoos and cats are the ideal. Lemmie be the tatted up badass crazy cat lady next door

I would love to see your version of "women writing men".

Men simply don’t get that mist times a woman dresses for herself rather than a man. I want to feel comfortable in my body, I don’t care whether you like my style or not!

Tattoos and cats? As a lesbian, we'll take her-

@RayDoesSomeShitWithHerLife

3 ай бұрын

Fr

@PuppetIsTheBest

2 ай бұрын

fr

The lip biting is killing me😭😭.

@marcelcevani5688

5 ай бұрын

What should here lips say to that?

I read ONE book by a man over the holidays (I realised I'd never read a male author before) and i was so excited because the premise sounded so good! It was absolutely awful! I gave it a 1-2 stars😭🙅🏾‍♀️. The worst part is that I bought two of his books at the same time and now im stuck with the other one that I refuse to read🤦🏾‍♀️.

The fact he’s talking about her like she’s a stray- “The poor thing.”

This girl is so gooooood! I audibly gagged, my brother asked what was wrong 😂

Wow I could feel the aggression in this one. Your really good at projecting emotions.

"Just tattoos and cats" um sir, excuse me, what is wrong with cats?

Liam: -thinks about women like this- Also Liam: I can't fathom why women don't want me

Me who wears lots of black clothes and dark makeup...

@sashacat936

6 ай бұрын

Me too, and I'm in my late twenties It's good to know our appearance repels those kind of guys Edit: spelling

@keylanoslokj1806

6 ай бұрын

Black flags everywhere 😊

Nooooo i have a character named Liam and he's an actual sweetie I can't take this 😭😂

“No man no children just tatto and cats” I mean if you don’t want her I’ll take like she sounds prefect to me

@PuppetIsTheBest

2 ай бұрын

same

This was hilarious to me i married the goth with 17 tattoos 😂

I bet she prefers the cats 🐈‍⬛ (black ones to suit her gothic style) to his Brawndo-style nonsense

Think I need an alpha man repelling tattoo

@paulsmart4672

6 ай бұрын

Just the literal elder sign.

I am feeling attached 😂

That's when he spots it: *a FOCKING tattoo*

Personally, gothtic taste isn't really my style...but am really tempted to try it out just to repulse away these "aLpHaS"

That’s funny because I have so many tattoos that I’m planning on and if I’m on a date with someone and they express disgust towards my interests then I’m walking out

And here I thought we were still in thr goth gf trend

Honestly living alone with a bunch of cats sounds like the dream. That woman has her life figured out.

i feel personally targeted rn xD

As a person of the female community, the women will gladly take the goth mommies.

@PuppetIsTheBest

2 ай бұрын

fr

It's literally just the author going on a rant probably because a girl with tattoos and makeup rejected him. who knows really lol

I mean hey, I’d be pretty happy with tattoos and cats 😂

“maybe she would’ve been happy” what makes you think she isn’t happy?

Not my mom with a tattoo of her brothers name that is married and has 2 teenagers

Can i befriend the goth cat lady? I wanna pet the cats :3

The Constant Lipbiting-

i really hope she’s an ace woman living with 5 cats and her best friend

I know Liam's just assuming, but "No man, no children, just tattoos and cats" sounds pretty cool.

You know if she if she was wearing a pink or nude lip instead of a darker shade, he would've thought her face looked "natural". Most men have no idea what natural actually looks like.

ooooo i already hear all the "alpha men" rushing over 😭

Tattoos and cats 😂

Dude i can't watch this short right now, I just finished Fourth Wing 😭😭😭😭😭😭 My Liam would never

This literally made me gag! I mean full on dry heave 🤢 PLOT TWIST: she’s a serial killer who lures “nice” guys like him to their deaths!

Okay I've never seen a book like this. Incel Internet rants? Yes. Book? Thankfully not. Long may that continue!

Hi, fellow men: we’ve had a good run, but I think we’ve outstayed our welcome. We gotta go

Holy shit. This made me want to get a tattoo faster.

I didn't expect this to be an episode of ripping script off r/redpill, but I suppose I should've expected it

Omg liam is my brothers name and this is so perfect because while he is cool with tats he definitely feels this way about women. 3 drinks in even when he was married (suprise she left) with 2 kids it would immediately be all woman are wh@res including both his sisters. Only our mother was immune, partly because he was a mamas boy who was bailed out by her into his late 30s but also she was a virgin when she married dad and they have been married over 50 years.

THESE MAKE ME SO ANGRY

"A fucking tattoo"

The woman just have a grand time and isn't looking for a lover trusting fate to bring the right man out woman when it's time

I love that she bites her lips all the time cause some novels I read are exacly like that. Sir, why would women bite their lips so much?

This is exactly why I don't read romance. No explanation needed.

gothic clothes, tatoo, no man or kids, cats?! Am i the only one who thinks that sounds like heaven?

Note to self: 1.Get a tattoo 2.find more cats

I am this man's worse nightmare, emo, pixie cut, chains, flat chest, loud, obsessed over things easily

Rick be like Make up, yes! Natural, yes! Tattoos, definitely! Scary, hell yeah! Gay, yes! Straight, Yes! Goth, Fuck yeah!

This writer is based! Love it!

Well, things I agreed with: "%^$*(&^ tattoo" and "women should be natural and without makeup".

I didn’t know Incel could read, let alone write books, but okay

Can't believe I'm this early-

It's giving Stephanie Meyer male character. (Edward Cullen)

@LilacSreya

6 ай бұрын

No.

HELP- I WANT TO LIVE IN JAPAN ALONE WKTH MY EMO SELF AND SOME CATS, THATD BE BEAUTIFUL

Ha! My life goal is to be this woman lmao

Bravo. Vanguard piece. Jokes aside, please sign your paycheck. Tell us how many zeroes it is.

This made me laugh 😂

Liam clearly isn't an Alfa!😂

I really hope that is not actually a part of any book. Cause is there any world where it actually does sound great? H ell no)

Well, to be honest, what the hell are you reading people? Because I've never read anything like that by men, and I can give a long list of examples

every time i hear the word "alpha" in these videos i have to mentally prepare myself for what could come next

Plot twist: she's a brilliant neurosurgeon at the bar celebrating her niece's graduation. Her girlfriend is parking the car, & will be in soon. If Liam approached w/his condescending s***, he'd learn why her residents know not to piss her off...

and hence why i am very rarely sexually attracted to men... and typically fictional ones! by the rules as written by the lesbian masterdoc, i'm lesbian. and stuff like this makes me very happy i am lmao

Lip biting. 💔

“Quality” “Alpha” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Just tattoos and cats doesn't sound that bad, honestly.

tats and cats…what a life.

ooofffff and I thought my kindergarten poem was bad.

She seems like my type

Her life sound a fucking amazing. I would love to be covered in tattoos and have cats while wearing alt clothes.

Really important work here with this satire. For many people, ink is a way to process their trauma. Personally, i never comment or judge on another person's ink. I believe many men understand the points made by these.

I know this for a fact that if a man hates cats or hates on peopoe who owns and loves cats, RED FLAG. And i feel confident in saying guys who dislike tattoos on women is also a red flag.

Is that book titled GLASS or 61ASS?

Am i wrong for making the main villains a geoup of incels 😂😂😂 that say things like this

No man *vine boom* No children *Vine Boom* Just Tattoos *Vine Boom* and Cats *Vine Boom*

The lip bite tho…

Hi beautiful ❤❤❤❤ 😊

Male writers please stop writing your books with one hand and leave fantasy books to the lesbians Sincerely A (t)male author