"my favorite thing about a woman is she's not a dude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@a.g.7905

Жыл бұрын

@InvisibleChains chill out

@trentkehoe1322

Жыл бұрын

Funny and truthful as 5hit

@kylecaligiuri9717

Жыл бұрын

I love women who aren't dudes too

@mr.whitlowjr.317

Жыл бұрын

✊🏾💯

@JohnSchoolingJr

Жыл бұрын

He preached it!

*"If you're going to tell people the truth,"* *"be funny or they'll kill you."* - Billy Wilder

@haritavarez5963

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes with this woke indoctrination even if you a known comedian you get cancel the city will even come and shot down the event because they don’t want it to get violent 🤞🏼✌🏼a joke is a joke people don’t get it no more ofended for things that doesn’t even make sense like “I identified as a unicorn why you did not referred to me as ms/mr/unicorn” or what ever, woke is stupid minded pp

@AS-pug

Жыл бұрын

Damn that’s a great quote! So true. You can get away with saying anything even in real life if you make it funny.

@potato_person

Жыл бұрын

This is so true

@dbdbdbdbdb123

Жыл бұрын

Wow Incredible quote 👏

@victorsoltren2887

Жыл бұрын

lol that’s an Oscar Wilde quote 😅

"We're living in a time where comedians speak the truth and politicians do comedy " ~Someone on the internet

@Cat-dr5vd

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@AshuraGGEZ

Жыл бұрын

true, sadly

@anonymouscode1635

Жыл бұрын

I mean comedy always orginated from roots of truth

@tomiwaakintunde3682

Жыл бұрын

Legendary quote

@francisikwueme1688

Жыл бұрын

Damn I will use that one

"The only thing equal to all humans is death" A nameless Monster

@JasonGuitarHand

Жыл бұрын

Man of culture I see...

@neetikashrivastava7063

5 ай бұрын

Johan liebert

"Not because you are Sexist, but because you are not Dumb" 🤣🤣

@mattwatson6259

Жыл бұрын

The actual punchline

@Ghost____Rider

Жыл бұрын

Sexist *

@yasirmehmood3064

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghost____Rider thanks

@Ghost____Rider

Жыл бұрын

@JustinReactsTV I was just correcting a typo because he originally wrote 'Sexiest'. I agree with your point

@Ghost____Rider

Жыл бұрын

@@yasirmehmood3064 no worries brother

"Why was the baby on the balcony" "He was crying so i thought he needed some fresh air"

@hollunk6969

Жыл бұрын

"NOT IN THAT WAY"

@stepheessel6667

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@LogShaw1587

Жыл бұрын

@@hollunk6969 there's no sexual way you could take "fresh air"

@ivanmorales3265

Жыл бұрын

"Do you want me and the baby to smoke a joint inside your house"?

@jizou1581

Жыл бұрын

@@LogShaw1587 you literally are the only one who took this sexual, go ahead and delete that comment buddy

"The baby came out to smoke"😂💀

He's telling the truth.

@TheheraldofPrimus-ke7es

5 ай бұрын

He is right, we are not the same physically or mentally

@Samdude12

5 ай бұрын

Fr

"Quit pretending we're the same" Truth.

@onyxlily2230

Жыл бұрын

You are right about not being "the same" but he is wrong about the word "equal". It doesn't mean "the same". It means "worth the same".

@joearnold3594

Жыл бұрын

@Onyx Lily equal means exactly the same. 1=1. 1 does NOT equal 1.00000001. Blue is not equal to teal or red or yellow

@onyxlily2230

Жыл бұрын

@@joearnold3594 I'm not taking about accuracy and rounding numbers. Having a bank account with 2 million dollars isn't the same as having 2 accounts with 1 million dollars each. In practice, there might be differences but you would be equally rich.

@riftsplitter2159

Жыл бұрын

@@onyxlily2230 Equal means exactly the same, same punishments, same rewards, same treatment right down the middle. We are not equal when ww3 breaks out I a male despite me already serving the country for 10years and have suffered permanent damage to my right shoulder, hip and lower back will have to do it again, not a woman. If a hostage situation takes place in a public setting women and children's safety will be negotiated for first not men. We are naturally considered expendable or easily replaced society demands it.

@mypov4347

Жыл бұрын

It is said that the English language is the most difficult of them all...🎯💯

“Idk, I came out to smoke, and.. 🤷🏻‍♂️” 🤣

@groobells

Жыл бұрын

Shit happens

@itsimnova

Жыл бұрын

I'm positive this was an MJ reference.

@John.T.

Жыл бұрын

@@itsimnova Eric Clapton reference

@itsimnova

Жыл бұрын

@@John.T. Do you have a link? I was thinking this when we said it kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3mgxsageqbNqco.html

@Terrapin22

Жыл бұрын

Been there

My favorite part: "Sorry if it hurts your little stupid ears..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Why was the baby on the balcony?" "It looked like he wanted to go outside."

@roshanbk8001

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂🤣🤣

@catlady8256

Жыл бұрын

“I was taking him for a walk 😊”

@ShreemanPutin

10 ай бұрын

He wanted to experience flying

@blacklyfe5543

7 ай бұрын

True

“I am sorry if that hurt your stupid little ears” I love it

@-grey

Жыл бұрын

This gave me peak Dylan Moran vibes. It's just missing the Irish accent.

@e_gamer8310

Жыл бұрын

Fuck your feelings energy is the best

@troyschick1618

Жыл бұрын

my 4 year old cracked up

@zander8737

Жыл бұрын

"we are equal in value but different in capabilities" wise student Zander

@amalatta19

Жыл бұрын

Me too... Just love it

"I dOnT KnAw i caMe oUt to smoKe" killed me💀

@Silvermoon1100

Жыл бұрын

This one got me lmao

@rnf976

Жыл бұрын

Dumb guy voice always kills

@mccolisterentertainment844

Жыл бұрын

Love how you made out the pronunciations in the text 😂😂

@milwaukeeskosher

Жыл бұрын

At least he didn't smoke around the baby

@gabrieletamiomoh1586

Жыл бұрын

​@@Silvermoon1100

Bro chose facts as his first language.

@robertolivavidal5898

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like an idiot to a few smart people today. In 50 years he will sound like and idiot to everybody.

@amirul3233

Жыл бұрын

@@robertolivavidal5898 so you're implying that you're one of the "a few smart people today"?

@robertolivavidal5898

Жыл бұрын

@@amirul3233 seems I'm smarter than most people commenting here, yes. And that makes me sad actually.

@amirul3233

Жыл бұрын

@@robertolivavidal5898 lmaoo thanks you just made my day 🤣

@robertolivavidal5898

Жыл бұрын

@@amirul3233 we can share arguments if you like too. Learning from others instead of reinforcing your missconceptiond could also make your days you know?

I am a woman and I approve this message. 😂

When common sense is refreshing, society is failing.

@fourlightsorchestra

Жыл бұрын

Is it common sense to conflate the concept of equal rights with identical physical characteristics? Because, that is the punchline.

@sgtigereye

Жыл бұрын

@@fourlightsorchestra it is common sense that men and women are not the same and it is silly to suggest that we are equal in every way. Men and women have different traits.

@fourlightsorchestra

Жыл бұрын

@@sgtigereye this is why I think this joke is stupid. No one is saying men and women are the same in every way. When people are talking about “equality”, they’re talking about rights and social value, not that the strongest female body builder has the capacity for the strength of the strongest male body builder, or that a biological male has the ability to get pregnant.

@sgtigereye

Жыл бұрын

@@fourlightsorchestra I think you just need to learn how to take a joke

@fourlightsorchestra

Жыл бұрын

@@sgtigereye there’s lots of jokes I find funny, and I tend to like my humor pretty dark, but jokes only work because there is a truth we all acknowledge. This is also why humor across language and cultural barriers is so hard to understand. The “truth” of this joke is a misrepresentation. I think that’s why I can’t laugh.

My g went on to roast us both 😭

"Not because you're sexist, but because you're not dumb". This made me laugh hard. Truth right there.

@kurtsudheim825

Жыл бұрын

Not exactly for that example, at least from some of the stories I've heard about teenage girls babysitting

@reweditz_G

3 ай бұрын

​@@kurtsudheim825No shit sherlock obv not all people are the same. there are men who save lives but some are murderers. same for women.

“Why was the baby on the balcony” “Idk I came out to smoke” 💀🤣

@adamw3916

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOO

@rojay_extreme3098

Жыл бұрын

baconly*

@soyika913

Жыл бұрын

💀

@dotcom4810

Жыл бұрын

​@@rojay_extreme3098 Bacloyn*

@mattmorgan6591

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what would be said, and what would happen

“Why was the baby on the balcony” “There was a baby?”

@andrewgyesie9669

Жыл бұрын

😂

@dapo3538

Жыл бұрын

“There’s a balcony?”

@soulmate5750

Жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@giannamiller9431

Жыл бұрын

the most underrated comment ever well done my guy 🤣

@EntertainmentReviews001

Жыл бұрын

🤣

“The baby would fall of the f balcony” 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️😆😆😂

"Why is the baby on the balcony?" " I don't know it came to smoke "😆😆😆😆🙂😂

It's weird that just telling the basic truth is enough to get a laugh from an audience, and piss off a comment section.

@leonardvillalobos353

Жыл бұрын

That’s the new age for you.

@mestjemrt1615

Жыл бұрын

It’s because the stupid world has came up with a new truth

@Jack-oz4bf

Жыл бұрын

I started saying comments like this on KZread and got shadowbanned. Be careful LOL

@webkid4567

Жыл бұрын

Comment section looks like mostly people talking about how other people are pissed off. I've yet to see any actual pissed off people. But I've also yet to meet any progressives who actually think men and women are exactly the same so, whatever

@frostbite3318

Жыл бұрын

What comments..? I swear there’s far more “Anti-SJW SJWs” than SJWs these days. But you guys are even more annoying than they are.

“My favorite thing about a woman is she’s not a dude” 😂

@BigRheno

Жыл бұрын

And the lack of a penis. Hate when I find one on a woman

@GhettoJohnWick

Жыл бұрын

Can't be too sure about that nowadays.

@angeljean68

Жыл бұрын

​@@GhettoJohnWick why?

@Nasty_J

Жыл бұрын

@@GhettoJohnWick it's literally not that hard to tell...

@cleverusernamenexttime2779

Жыл бұрын

​@@Nasty_J mostly. Sometimes it can be a little difficult. Most of the time it's just hilarious, though.

Dude ended equality with one babysitter joke 🤣🤣

@lol_youre_mad

8 ай бұрын

tbf no one pics a male baby sitter because there's a good chance he's a pedo

"BuT i ThOuGht YoU wAntEd EqUaLiTy🥺" -Adam from hazbin hotel 😂😂😂

That one person who did get a male babysitter: "We need to go home right now!!!"

@lumberfox89

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@chrisjohnomnia

Жыл бұрын

😁

@gin_geraf1947

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@enzomadalitso5769

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄😄😄

@Kidd_SS313

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In these times, the only way to tell the uncomfortable truth without fear of any repercussions is through humor

@KDu400

Жыл бұрын

Ooooh but they are trying to cancel that too…just look at Dave Chappell 😞

@truthdrop4319

Жыл бұрын

YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE??? ​InvisibleChains HE PRETTY BRAVE WITH THIS TRASH... SO....WHEN IS HE GONNA BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT BLKS AND WHHHTES AINT EQUAL...LETS BE HONEST...

@truthdrop4319

Жыл бұрын

​@@KDu400 DAVE CHAPPELLE ESSENTIALLY JUST MONITIZED HIS RCE CARD...

@truthdrop4319

Жыл бұрын

YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE??? ​InvisibleChains HE PRETTY BRAVE WITH THIS TRASH... SO....WHEN IS HE GONNA BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT BLKS AND WHHHTES AINT EQUAL...LETS BE HONEST...

@msspynoodle6505

Жыл бұрын

You just have to stop being afraid. And it’s only uncomfortable because your parents thought you the truth is bad. Because their parent thought them the same. Because parent are authority and treat you like you are less then them. Most parents are bosses not leaders, because they are sheep themselves.

First time heard this I adore this dude. Its so nice to hear 🤣🤣

Its true. I know some men who like to say, "we are equal, we just have different roles." One of my college lecturers, a man in his seventies, told us the truth, that we're not equal, and I respected the heck out of him for that. I can count on such a person for the truth and that's refreshing.

“I can have a baby too if they’d let me” lol This bit is golden.

@HyphyJuice916

Жыл бұрын

The fact there are people out in the world today that say they can hits me right in the soul.

@anthonysanchez104

Жыл бұрын

What’s crazy is people truly believe that shit

@owenarnold7611

Жыл бұрын

It'll happen one day... Today there's a team of researchers at the university of Rotterdam who claims they're working on technology that's able to keep a 12 week old foetus alive OUTSIDE the womb through artificial womb technology. That's today. In a 100 years will artificial womb technology exist to be able to carry a foetus from 0 weeks? It's possible.... And then all you need is a rich trans woman who wants to pay for artificial womb implant... And voilà....

@noahwattel4226

Жыл бұрын

@@owenarnold7611 in the end though that changes nothing. All you've done is mutilated yourself. Like you'll basically be cyborg at that point. Because an artifical womb isn't gonna cut it. I mean Men aren't build to carry children in a womb so when you mutilate yourself to do so anyway, you are bound to run into a million other problems. And in the end the problem is their identity. Any a mentally healthy male or female doesn't care whether they are male or female. So when you hate yourself so much you try to fix it by becoming something you are not as if that would fix your problems. You only break yourself further because now your entire identity revolves around your gender, which isn't even your real gender it's an artifical one because you destoyed your previous one out of self hate.

@lemonhead9628

Жыл бұрын

@@owenarnold7611 all of that mental gymnastics to be something you never gonna be, is truly Preposterous.

“Your little stupid ears.” 🤣🤣 exactly!!

@PinePrince

Жыл бұрын

That’s my favorite part. Lmao 🤣

@ladysaho55

Жыл бұрын

He had me right there😂

He’s not telling jokes his spitin facts🗣️🗿

"Sorry if that hurts your stupid little ears" 🤣🤣🤣

“Why’s the baby on the balcony?!” “Uh-to smoke”💀😂

@nipsoffortune4780

Жыл бұрын

"That little mother fucker was in the crib before I came out here" .....hes 4 he hasn't had a crib in 2 years... "WELL WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THEN?!" ....that's a dog kenale....

@therealdio314

Жыл бұрын

not really how the joke went but yeah

@jabinsavosik6448

Жыл бұрын

​@@therealdio314 Lol actually this version's little funnier

@JorgeChavez-du5vm

Жыл бұрын

@@jabinsavosik6448 Lol I concur.

@naomianimpong6384

Жыл бұрын

This part kills me too 🤣🤣🤣😂 baby on the balcony 😂🤣😂😂

“Your little stupid ears…” Outstanding

@thathelleater1895

Жыл бұрын

​@@kjjunior7918 Better or worse is an opinion. Feeling like you're less than another has little to do with the other party and more to do with yourself. That's typically how it is anyway. Bet you there are men that feel women have it easier. There are men that don't. Humans aren't allowed to have opinions anymore and it's the stupidest shit ever.

@libbycampbell4700

Жыл бұрын

@@kjjunior7918 LOL. No, we are not te same/ you are delusional. I have female reproductive organs, men have male reproductive organs. Two sperm cells cannot make a human and neither do two ova. Male breasts cannot feed a lactating baby only female breasts do. Now, if you talk about right, then we are all human beings and have the same rights, but that does not make us equal. No one in this world is exactly equal to another person. That is a fallacy.

@thathelleater1895

Жыл бұрын

@@kjjunior7918 .... that's, incorrect. Hence the point of the comedian's statement. Nobody is equal. Not even two people of the same gender are equal and that makes this even more ridiculous. Equality is something we as humans have made up in the sake of fairness. It's something we will chase forever because reality sucks ass. Take this, for example. Think of someone, anyone, you've known you whole life. Do *edit*:you value them the same way they value you? Equal.....what a joke.

@robertjohnson3297

Жыл бұрын

Hey , wait a second ...🤔

@usa3544

Жыл бұрын

@@kjjunior7918 simp

when he said “I can’t”, he looked like Benedict Cumberbatch

"Honey, my favourite thing about you is that you're not a dude"

@Waste-bc8mi

4 ай бұрын

Favorite part

As a male babysitter, I find this funny as fuck😂

@PtylerBeats

Жыл бұрын

You poor poor man. I mean, literally. You must be poor

@nathanieldiaz5254

Жыл бұрын

@@PtylerBeats Um, no? I just turned 18 and this is a temporary job until I find a permanent one. Why did you feel the need to assume things about me? And even if I was poor why would you feel the need to point that out like it was something funny?

@imdone-cat5200

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanieldiaz5254 He deleted the comment, ashamed of his own idiocy, lmfao-- Unless it's visible but only you can see it.

@victoriarosementer

Жыл бұрын

we know you’re just hoarding all that babysitting cash to pay for yr balcony smoke sessions…you sly devil

@victoriarosementer

Жыл бұрын

for real tho, i just saw yr reply to someone’s shitty comment above me & now i feel kinda bad lmfao like i just wanna clarify that i respect a dignified hustle….there is absolutely nothing to knock about somebody earning an honest wage so long as they’re doing honest work. it’s pretty hard to fuck up a babysitting gig if you keep the kids alive, make sure the house doesn’t burn down or get completely trashed, don’t rob people or pull any sneaky shit & lastly yet most importantly-of course-no balcony smoking…if you got those areas covered that’s basically all parents care about & will be especially happy to come home if the kids are asleep. i give an extra $10 whenever the kids are asleep by the time we get back. & i’ve hired 2 of my friend’s sons to babysit on several occasions with zero complaints. so, keep doing you & working towards the future. that’s a commendable act.

Equal does NOT mean "The same". In this context it means: 'the same in importance and deserving the same treatment' .... Accuracy & context is everything!

@natea.6499

Жыл бұрын

You would still have to discuss if men and women were of the same importance and deserving of the same treatment in different situations. That answer would still be no, because, for example: when it comes to child birth, women are more important than men. So the arguement still falls apart under closer examination. Even in general, men and women aren't equal. Why do you think we say "save the women and children first?" That definitely is a difference in what type of treatment we deserve. Maybe if the definition we used for "equal" was "having adequate powers, ability, or means," then I could see an arguement for that being true. Maybe, but again, closer examination is required.

@natea.6499

Жыл бұрын

@BloodyPFX but...if you look at the word equal in the dictionary, the first definition literally reads: "as great as; the same as ( often followed by to or with). What dictionary are you using?

@akazienoel2009

Жыл бұрын

@@natea.6499 women couldn t get pregnant without men, and women are then allowed to go off first, ok honestly I think it s a bit stupid, though just because they get treated differently doesn t mean it s fair or something depending

@CogniVision

Жыл бұрын

Except feminists didn't want the same treatment, just the same importance.

@Donkey_schlong

2 ай бұрын

Name 1 feminist advocating to implement the draft for women, to equal representation in trash collection, oil rig working, equal payment child support and custody after divorce. Can you explain please?

I think we have a problem with our definition of “equal” / “equality”. Equal does not necessarily mean the same, but rather equal access.

@Tony29103

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. This dope doesn't understand equal does not equal same.

@mpownage4806

Жыл бұрын

Equal rights means the same rights.

@Baryccyon

Жыл бұрын

It’s a comedy bit

@sankofasnails5882

Жыл бұрын

Your sense is less

@DiscoveringKatlego

Жыл бұрын

I think so too...we have to pass through that first

"Idk man me and the baby came out to smoke"

@_notofthisearth

Жыл бұрын

@Scrub Chronicles bro… …goo gah

@tikammm

Жыл бұрын

​@Scrub Chronicles "she even tells me that she should've swallowed me instead" lol jp

@Rodneytheproducer1986

Жыл бұрын

😂

@jeffybezos9517

Жыл бұрын

​@@_notofthisearth 😂

@nagaviper1169

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Equality goes out the window when that refrigerator needs to go up 3 flights of stairs....

@mimim.5989

Жыл бұрын

Facts!

@vmm5163

Жыл бұрын

No it doesn't! 😂 My sister's boyfriend was so bad at moving furniture that we decided he'd be better babysitting my daughter while me and my sister moved his stuff into his new flat, including a washing machine up 4 flights of stairs! He had such a relaxed day compared to us!

@mimim.5989

Жыл бұрын

Yeah well, I hire movers for tasks like that and I have 2 dudes that do a great job everytime.

@TeranIcer

Жыл бұрын

@@mimim.5989 Yup, & the movers will be dudes.

@soumi1984

Жыл бұрын

@@vmm5163 we are talking about majority, your boyfriend is an exception to the rule lol, Equality goes out the window when it comes to jobs like plumbing, firefighters, army, electricians, infrastructures.… which are 99% held by men

“ why was the baby on the balcony” “ well, I came out to smoke, and I looked away for two seconds, and he teleported”

@SirSkribble

4 ай бұрын

Was the baby by chance wearing yellow?

This is so true, there are so many women who want to be like men but they don't understand that their differences are what makes them the amazing creation they r.

"(Quoting the whole video)" 🤣

@somerandoinoceania

Жыл бұрын

i knew i wasn't the only one-😌

@takoyakilover8713

Жыл бұрын

"(What that dude said)" 🤣 (My opinion) 😭

@thomasford5893

Жыл бұрын

@@takoyakilover8713 you’ve given a template for an actual good comment lol. you basically said (source) 😂 (assertion) 😭

@_yoursleepparalysisdemon_

Жыл бұрын

You did it, you broke youtube shorts comments down to its bare essentials

@somerandoinoceania

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasford5893 💯

When people speak about equality, we're talking the value of the individual. Not meaning the equal or the same as in attributes or capabilities. But in worth.

@danspawn85

Жыл бұрын

I blame religiosity for this.

Who is going to tell this guy that equal and same are not the same 🤣

@druvmazumder

6 ай бұрын

the word equal means same in every single aspect that what equal means

@chrisnako7

6 ай бұрын

Same mean that two or more things are exactly alike. Equal means that two or more things are functionally equivalent but they are not exactly alike

@druvmazumder

6 ай бұрын

what you are describing is called congruent not equal @@chrisnako7

@patdeezy716

6 ай бұрын

@@chrisnako7yea 4 quarters equals one dollar but they aren’t the same

@ro0t115

6 ай бұрын

​@@chrisnako7but men and women are not the same or equal😂 not appearance wise or the functionality wise 😅

Love that…” I’m sorry if it hurts your stupid little ears “ lol 😂

My wife and I laughed several times just during this little clip. "It doesn't mean you're sexist! It means you're not dumb!" 😆😆

@bearursidae42069

Жыл бұрын

The cherry on top was uhh idk I came out to smoke because that could very well be me

@andyc3012

Жыл бұрын

Stats show, men are better caretakers too..

@kr31gn19

Жыл бұрын

@@andyc3012 on the high end, on the low end they don’t care about children at all.

@fourlightsorchestra

Жыл бұрын

I’m a dude, and I babysat when I was a kid. For my sister and for my parents friends kids. And not just watching them for their parents, like, I got paid. It’s not normally depicted in media as a job for boys, but it’s not like boys can’t do it. I mean, I did.

@johnwells9210

Жыл бұрын

​​@@kr31gn19 what do you mean by the low end? I'm not trying to argue, I'm just kinda slow and don't understand.

I have so many Dylan Moran vibes!! NIIIICE! One of my favorites! Keep it coming!

Every line of speech is short, concise and perfect. And very, very funny!

This is actually VERY accurate. One time, I was supposed to look after my cousins while my Aunty went out for the night. I went to have a smoke out the back and when I came back inside they were ALL GONE. All their doors were open and it looked like there was a struggle because their sheets on their beds were all messed up. I freaked out and almost called the police but my “girlfriend” at the time quickly messaged me saying “took the kids out to McDonald’s. Be back soon.” I thought my cousins were abducted but then I came to realise that I’m just a terrible babysitter lmao

@purebreedarmy6603

Жыл бұрын

She was supposed to inform you before taking the kids tho

@ImmortalAbsenon

Жыл бұрын

@@purebreedarmy6603 that’s exactly what I said to her at the time, but she didn’t think so which is why that relationship didn’t work out haha

@physical_insanity

Жыл бұрын

What kind of psycho doesn't tell another person where they're going before they leave the house? That's like the first thing I do before I even put my shoes on.

@gaza-genasyde9809

Жыл бұрын

​@@ImmortalAbsenon good! she's arrogant, entitled and you save yourself a whole lot of problems

@ma_de_sa5848

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, your story kind of invalidates itself to suggest men are bad babysitters when it was your girlfriend who took the kids without saying a word...😭 Like who does that.

One of the most refreshing bits to hear in these trying times

@speedKGDM

Жыл бұрын

Really tho 😂

@wolfbones666

Жыл бұрын

Want an egg? 🥚

@andyc3012

Жыл бұрын

Why? Because he shit on dude? Stats show that dudes are better caretakers too.

@yourenotthatguypal99

Жыл бұрын

@@andyc3012 no because these crazy people keep trying to pretend that there's somehow no difference between the two genders and men can do everything women can do and women can do everything men can do when we can't.

@andyc3012

Жыл бұрын

@@yourenotthatguypal99 crazy? We send data through the air. I can live video chat with people in China. See, believe, achieve.. Do you not believe in hope?

Bro that ladys laugh at the end is contagious

Hes spitting FAX🗿

“Why was the baby on the balcony” “I told him to wait while I smoke but he decided to join, it didn’t end well”

@CWZimba

Жыл бұрын

I immediately thought of Michael Jackson holding his baby over balcony when he said that 🤣🤣

@quigonegym

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@gkagara

Жыл бұрын

Leaving little one with dad and you will get the weirdest thing.

@premmagar1170

Жыл бұрын

😂

Amen. Listen, I am old. 64. A mom. A grandmother. Was a wife of 30 yrs. A retired nurse, RN. I don’t want to be a man. At all. I love being a woman. I am good at it. Not my first rodeo. I love men too. I love the attention of a man. I like a man to be manly. Open my door. Lead me. Put his hand on the small of my back. Little things. I know when to be strong. I am independent. But love for a man to help me. Don’t get me wrong, I can drive the ship. I can do most things on my own. But… I like a man to step up. It is sexy. But I know I am not like most women. I am good w that. But I agree. We r different.

@joshuaclay3751

Жыл бұрын

God bless you ma'am you are a rare breed....a real woman

@intelle8950

Жыл бұрын

No, you're not different, youre instead natural and acting as nature dictates. Those feminines that want to prove masculinity are the ones that are quite unnatural. They are antithesis of nature, and abnormalities that evolution usually deletes from history.

@joshuaclay3751

Жыл бұрын

@AliceLycoris feminist hater lol ...can spot em a mile away with their mile long responses and attitude driven remarks lol 😂

@joshuaclay3751

Жыл бұрын

@AliceLycoris let the feminism fly lol...I'll wait

@joshuaclay3751

Жыл бұрын

@AliceLycoris what is wasting for time in the context of your sentence...or maybe when you edited you still left a mistake it happens to the best of us even feminist 🙂

This was BEAUTIFULLY DONE 😂 hilarious & true

People need to play to their strengths, not pretend that we're all the same and equal. End of story. By ignoring what you actually have to offer, you miss out on opportunities of life.

@JackThePsychoManiac

Жыл бұрын

We are equal

@hopeful4243

Жыл бұрын

@@JackThePsychoManiac equal in what sense?

@da324

Жыл бұрын

@@JackThePsychoManiac No, we aren't.

@Jono_93

Жыл бұрын

@@JackThePsychoManiac Reality disagrees with you.

@JackThePsychoManiac

Жыл бұрын

@@Jono_93 dont be stupid. You base your reality on illusion. The concept of equality is not limited to such ignorant perspective. Being equal is much more than simply being the same.

When my son was 2, my brother asked to have him stay overnight at his place. The first question I asked was "Is your girlfriend staying too?" When he said yes, I allowed it. Had he said no, wasn't happening. She got up at 4am to get ready for work, out the door by 5. He returned my son by 5:30am.

@jasminespencer2872

Жыл бұрын

😂

@yanekmiller2531

Жыл бұрын

That's fucking hilarious, mildly infuriating for you but hilarious

@francescofranchino7097

Жыл бұрын

@@yanekmiller2531 I don't sleep well so I was awake. I thought it was hilarious. Now my little guy is 5 and never spent another night with his uncle buddy.

@yanekmiller2531

Жыл бұрын

@@francescofranchino7097 i take it your brother doesnt have any kids of his own still lol, the baring responsibility is to much for some untill they have their own lol

@francescofranchino7097

Жыл бұрын

@@yanekmiller2531 not a one. He is dating a woman with a kid but she splits custody so he isn't even doing full time step dad duty. My son is older now and only speaks in sign language. That's part of it. I speak it, my brother doesn't.

this guy is going places

The secondary definition of equal is “the same in importance and deserving the same treatment.” It is not the primary definition but people need to realize words have different uses and multiple definitions.

@michael13419

Жыл бұрын

Soooo…..not a comedy fan?

@electriceyeswatching4415

Жыл бұрын

Tell us you were indoctrinated into the woke cult without telling us.

@Relentlesscopez

Жыл бұрын

Ok great. Women dont want to be treated like men.

@georgelelandturner

Жыл бұрын

@@michael13419 I like comedians who are funny and insightful. If you say something patently untrue or controversial you have a bigger responsibility to make it funny or insightful. This gentleman doesn’t pass the bar. Otherwise your just a shock comic which is bullshit. He was not being clever feigning an uncredible ignorance of the definition of equal.

@georgelelandturner

Жыл бұрын

@@electriceyeswatching4415 i love a non-woke joke if its funny. This is bullshit. I'll stick with Bill Burr, who actually makes me laugh rather than like this trying to get laughs from the shock of being a misogynist. Shock comedy is the lowest denominator.

"equal means the same" 6-3 = 5-2 they achieve the same value in two different ways they are not the same, but they are equal

@emansharkk

Жыл бұрын

this 👏🏻

@blessedcocoa5729

Жыл бұрын

This is just 3 = 3 The end product is the same. This isn't the same as men and women. If you mean respect should be equal that is right. But we aren't literally the same

@ex3mpted

Жыл бұрын

@@blessedcocoa5729 this is what I mean. both are 3, both should be respected equally, not the same in form but the same value. sorry if that wasn't clear

@blessedcocoa5729

Жыл бұрын

@@ex3mpted oh OK. Yh that make sense and I agree.

“i dunno i came out to smoke”😒 great shit

A pastor once asked the congregation "are your teeth equal" I laughed so hard until this day🤣

We need this guy to speak at a congressional hearing

@user-bh8id7of7n

Жыл бұрын

It would be falling on deaf dumb ears why do you think our country got in this mess in the first place.

@extremeresponsibility4325

Жыл бұрын

Even the black Supreme Court Justice who was hired only because she's a woman doesn't know what a woman is by her admission. Pathetic.

@mnwatertreatment

Жыл бұрын

@@user-bh8id7of7n because of group think and ecochambers. We need our voices to combat it

@fourlightsorchestra

Жыл бұрын

@@user-bh8id7of7n part of the mess is because people actually think “equality” is referring to identical physical characteristics, and not legal rights and social value.

@user-bh8id7of7n

Жыл бұрын

@@fourlightsorchestra yeah you are completely right.

Lmao 😂 I was done at "I'm sorry if that hurts your stupid little ears."

@ShawnFX

Жыл бұрын

That was funny af, love when people are blunt like that😂

@caramelbarby9762

Жыл бұрын

@@colekter5940 Do you have nothing better to do with your time?

@gomba5930

Жыл бұрын

@@caramelbarby9762 do you?

@darknight3338

Жыл бұрын

​@@gomba5930 do you?

@justanotherdude_

Жыл бұрын

@@darknight3338 do you?

Bro looked so much like home lander I half expected him to say “I’m stronger I’m smarter I’m better…I’m better!”

Facts!!! I love everything about this

"Hurts your little Stupid Ears" Lmao I'm using that

😂😂😂😂 I love how he pointed out the obvious.. I feel so appreciated 😂😂😂

This just made me remember when i was at work and my boss said if female employee gets pregnant they get bonus pay and a leave of four months. Light bulb on my head i was planning to get pregnant then remembered AM A DUDE :D

@strawberryxoxo6841

Жыл бұрын

I wish they gave us period leaves to because the cramps and body aches are no joke 🤧

There will be no relationship if we were the same.

@frddyyfezbeer2368

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone with common sense

"You got a man who's a nanny, a Manny" ~Sir Joey

@SkKhan-xt1nv

Жыл бұрын

Chandler said it

@nasssMill17

Жыл бұрын

Only real know

@mackgwatiringa9776

Жыл бұрын

it's Ross

@justinbalint5314

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@dtube1141

Жыл бұрын

That's Chandler

Bottom line: Men can do things that Woman can't. Women can do things that Men can't -- period! We were designed that way.

@StArMy78_

Жыл бұрын

Where supposed to fit together and compliment each others differences, not war for something that we're not.

@NastyNoble

Жыл бұрын

@@StArMy78_ Agreed

@sifat22536

Жыл бұрын

Basically we’re a puzzle piece, different from each other, but work the best when together

@joshsowavy1835

Жыл бұрын

Alright mr bottom line 😂let’s see a man make a kid

@NastyNoble

Жыл бұрын

@@joshsowavy1835 Men can make kids.....however, they can't birth kids. Something Woman can do that Men can't. I clarified that in my original statement. I'm I missing something here?

Bro almost became homelander

Mom :Wheres junior? Man :who's junior? 😂😂

When people usually talk about equality of the sexes, they are talking about equality under the law. Men and women are and should be equal under the law.

@skeedamacknn

Жыл бұрын

They are re equal under the law lol. Women aren’t being arrested because they are women. They aren’t being denied jobs because together are women in a global scale women make more than men and I’m a women

@Tzavaot

Жыл бұрын

Men and women are not equal under the law. In America, women have many more rights than men.

@hopeful4243

Жыл бұрын

Aren't women and men already equal in the eyes of the law in America?

@Tzavaot

Жыл бұрын

@@hopeful4243 they aren't. Women have more legal rights

@Jono_93

Жыл бұрын

Yet even that can't be achieved it seems.

I like being a strong woman, and I never wanted to be equal with a man, I just want respect and that's enough

@SCheco3

Жыл бұрын

Most men don't get respect. We all have to earn it one way or another.

@drakecliff8378

Жыл бұрын

You don't get what you want you get what you deserve

@CassTeaElle

Жыл бұрын

You do realize that "equal" just means equal in value, right? As in, you are just as valuable as a man and just as worthy of respect? Of course men and women are different. 🤦‍♀️ Duh. Equal does not mean identical. And of course the dudes here who can't understand that there are two meanings to the word equal also don't understand the difference between the two meanings of respect. One being "giving someone a high place of honor" and the other simply being "treating another human being with decency." Nobody is saying you "deserve" the first form of respect just by existing...

@armandomontillero8379

Жыл бұрын

Simple. Pick a better man

@pearlperfume28262

Жыл бұрын

Only a woman with faith in Almighty God, Allah is strong. She is strong bcos she know the rules and laws tt Allah has sets down for her. She knows her right in islam perspective. She never ask to be equal but she know tt Islamic law give her all the right tt she needs. Eg when a muslim woman marry to her husband she never allowed to change her name. When she is rich woman she keeps her wealth to herself. Eventhough she is rich the husband is obligated to still finance her according to his ability and affordability.

Thank you for saying the OBVIOUS!! I LOVE THE DIFFERENCES!

Balcony had me trip😂😂😂

As a woman, I say, what we need is balance. I LOVe being a woman and all my femininity that comes with it. I don’t want to be the same as a dude.

@moneyboss313

Жыл бұрын

Being equal and having equal rights is different we all support equal rights but I don’t want to be equal to a women thats just terrible women always come first and should be treated with respect.

@kaya_in_North_Carolina

Жыл бұрын

Balance in what?

@palpatine8332

Жыл бұрын

But you kept quiet when they were marching

@yngdryas8681

Жыл бұрын

@@kaya_in_North_Carolina in the balance of life? Idk 🤷

@middleeasternforhire8985

Жыл бұрын

I'm a girl but I'm kinda look boyish i mean if you saw a what appeares to be a 12 year old boy with pink shimmery acrylic nails its actually a 19 y old short girl heading for some ice cream i like being a girl and I would like it more if I didn't live in middle east I never even thought about changing my gender because I look slightly masculine

Cause you're not DUMB... His tone funny af 😂😂

@martinjugolin2087

Жыл бұрын

Its pretty dumb, just cause the babysitter is a guy that doesnt mean he won't be good at it.

@ThatsWhatSheSaid999

Жыл бұрын

@@martinjugolin2087 yeah, you go hire a guy babysitter then 🤣

@martelsb4510

Жыл бұрын

​@@martinjugolin2087 your taking it too seriously go to bed

@byeodragon5523

Жыл бұрын

​@@martinjugolin2087 males mature later in life so actually it would make sense I mean bro , look at the boys group chat 💀

@halleyscomet2672

Жыл бұрын

@@martinjugolin2087 I would say go and hire a guy babysitter for your kids at the same time I can't say it cuz it sounds so wrong even if it's not my kids, I can't put someone else's kids in potential danger even in a simple comment to a teenager

Not Sandy from FRIENDS though 😂

He should run for president

@Thievr

8 ай бұрын

His first move would be to repel the 19th

I'm a woman & I approve this message🤷🏾‍♀️💯

@lisabirchmore6225

Жыл бұрын

Agreed 🙌

@sierra-bts-army1767

Жыл бұрын

Also woman and I agree as well. And everybody needs to get this through your thick skulls!!

@angellg25

Жыл бұрын

@@sierra-bts-army1767 I like being feminine, being treated like a lady all I want is equal pay for equal job/career.....I am the neck...he is the head & both are equally as important but different body parts🤷🏾‍♀️

@zineguri8515

Жыл бұрын

equal does not mean "same". how do people lack basic common sense. saying you're a woman doesn't change anything either.

@sierra-bts-army1767

Жыл бұрын

@@zineguri8515 Google says " equal means the state of being the same when it comes to status,rights and opportunities." sorry. But Google does not lie!

This whole speech was like a beautiful melody to my ears... truth sounds so good

@jasonkelly518

Жыл бұрын

I know it really is

So truthfully hilarious!

Truth combined with humor is fantastic.

"I can have a baby if they let me" 😂😂

@coolrottie2565

Жыл бұрын

Which is no body’s fault, not even the Romans.

@stevem7571

Жыл бұрын

Most men are not that stupid to even want to have a baby

We're equal in value as human beings. But we're different mentally, emotionally, physically, etc.

Exactly, we're not the same, yet we all deserve the same fundamental rights.

@tazaqabdrahman1596

Жыл бұрын

U think everyone should be a president

@reezis1619

Жыл бұрын

No, treating us equally when we aren't biologically will lead to injustice. We should not be treated equally in front of the law.

@getrekt7088

Жыл бұрын

​@@reezis1619 yes i agree with that

@reezis1619

Жыл бұрын

@@anneboleyn3491 What are you talking about? There is a reason why sports are gender seperated like male fighting and women mma. By your logic women should be allowed to compete with men. If you are stuck in a fire, or your life is in danger I can guarantee you, you will need a big strong physically capable firefighter / police to come and save you. You wish a man came to rescue you, not a petite woman. When women got the right to be firefighters, join the army, become cops they had to lower the standards of the performance test so it fits both genders. For example you don't have to be nearly as fast at climbing ladders, you don't need the same level of physical strength because the fitness standards was adjusted to fit both genders. This is ridiculous.

@reezis1619

Жыл бұрын

@skaiu My point is the standards had to be decreased, the fitness standards so women can also pass the test. Before when only men searched the jobs the standards were higher. I never said it is all about strength, you do tests like how fast you can climb up an apartment. You have to complete it in a certain time. Men dominated women on average in those tests. Women could not keep up.

The babysitter part was hilarious! Although technically equal can mean 'being the same in value', so things don't have to be the same to be of the same value.

@yvonnepalmquist8676

Жыл бұрын

Value is the word I've been using lately, too. Partnerships are usually partnerships, because one partner is bringing a "different" VALUE to the table than the other partner, and together they are stronger and better for it.

@Somm_RJ

Жыл бұрын

That's what it was until some scenes happen like female sports figure challenges their male counterparts and some took it as "empowerment".

@Catlily5

Жыл бұрын

​@@Somm_RJ Why shouldn't they challenge them?

@Somm_RJ

Жыл бұрын

@@Catlily5 If we stuck on what is the subject of the video and the comments, we should've understood the comment. Ronda Rousey once challenged Floyd Mayweather, got whooped by Holly Holm. Claressa Shields said she can beat Keith Thurman. She also said she wants to fight Gennady Golovkin, a boxer with 88% KO rate against men. Lucia Rijker, probably one of the best if not the best female fighter ever. 17 win and no losses in boxing. 35 wins and one draw in kickboxing. Fought an unknown man, borderline pro-amateur kickboxer. Got mauled. Men and women not the same, especially in physical tools. Challenging a man in a physical activity and being cheered on is borderline stupidity.

@Catlily5

Жыл бұрын

@@Somm_RJ Depends who they challenge I guess. If she challenges a man half her weight is she dumb? Anyone who challenges someone who is likely to do them serious harm is being dumb. Male or female.

What I like is that he uses positive things about women just to tell the truth without hurting their feelings

@Who_can_save_you_from_hell

Жыл бұрын

Why do you like this?

@copypaste_pro

Жыл бұрын

@@Who_can_save_you_from_hell -- because it shows that even on this situation he needs to be careful… he obviously isn’t anything like Bill Burr

@lamargordon6017

Жыл бұрын

Yep. This clip specifically focuses on "deficiencies" men have compared to women. Which is fair, but he only did that because talking about things women can't do compared to men would at worst get him cancelled and at best no one would laugh. Its pretty brilliant.

@zirwasiddique7658

Жыл бұрын

And also those things have been talked about way too much. This was nice to hear.

@StuartFuckingLittle

Жыл бұрын

@@lamargordon6017 It’s not brilliant. It’s just the typical ‘compensating’ that guys do because they aren’t ballsy enough to say it how it really is without softening it and kissing feminists asses again.

Bra 😂😂 keep doing gods work!!

Great set ups

That was a solid one minute right there. Further investigation of this guys material is needed.

@whyknot172

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha fr

@Youboremenow

Жыл бұрын

Felt weak to me, but better than most. Especially for a conservative comic.

Been saying this forever. We're not equal because we're not the same.

@fomofud9479

Жыл бұрын

Wow, you're a fking genius, can't believe no one listened to you until this guy stole your material

@samuelbishop3316

Жыл бұрын

Equal in value, but differently gifted when in practise, at different things

@fourlightsorchestra

Жыл бұрын

@@fomofud9479 😂🤣😂 oh that’s good.🤣

@PS-gr5wh

Жыл бұрын

​@@samuelbishop3316 very well put!

@lifeisstrange6358

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelbishop3316 clearly not spelling