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It's not just any old duck, it's a Megaduck! And it's not just any old Megaduck, it's a Megaduck Super Computer! Which is a Megaduck in a weird laptop housing with a fake mouse and a till receipt printer and a piano keyboard and loads of not-quite-functional educational programs! And sometimes it talks!

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  • @SuperPerry1000
    @SuperPerry10006 жыл бұрын

    "It's an interesting slice of history from a time where sanity was optional, unlike today where, of course, sanity is strictly prohibited." Now *that's* quote-worthy.

  • @Battledongus

    @Battledongus

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its in my fb quotes.

  • @andymadden8183

    @andymadden8183

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Sanity is strictly prohibited". Reminds me of certain companies *cough* Apple *cough*

  • @TheLegitAlpha

    @TheLegitAlpha

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think this needs to be quoted.

  • @FennecTECH

    @FennecTECH

    4 жыл бұрын

    Perry Martin not only quote worthy. But relevant.

  • @kamenraider1175

    @kamenraider1175

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sound Prachett-esque

  • @papayer
    @papayer6 жыл бұрын

    the tiny printer thing printing the menu with its tiny little whirrs was absolutely adorable

  • @samholdsworth420

    @samholdsworth420

    8 ай бұрын

    I used to call my mini dachshund adorable but she's dead now 😢

  • @SuperDerpio64

    @SuperDerpio64

    3 ай бұрын

    ​​@@samholdsworth420not related to this comment but also very sad so I rate this reply a good 6/10 also my condolences to your Weiner dog 😢

  • @zzz_buzzing_zzz1234
    @zzz_buzzing_zzz12346 жыл бұрын

    Somewhere out in the multiverse is a timeline where the Mega Duck actually beat the Game Boy somehow and this... thing ended up in schools everywhere worldwide.

  • @WardahTheBlaqQ

    @WardahTheBlaqQ

    6 жыл бұрын

    Diesel1919 And smartphones are DuckPhones. :-D

  • @altaparks3627

    @altaparks3627

    6 жыл бұрын

    and Mega Duck beat out and bought up all the other game companies eventually branching out and buying companies that made other media with them eventually becoming skynet and wiping out all of man kind.

  • @dickheadrecs

    @dickheadrecs

    Жыл бұрын

    iDuck ProMax comes with 16 glorious colors

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye6 жыл бұрын

    That's the most elaborate opening to a Snake game I've ever seen.

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    6 жыл бұрын

    that's one long ass haul down the hall to the throne. you'd think she'd be a little more excited and have some pep in her step. owell, when your opening is longer than your two first levels, huh?

  • @pauljohnson7548
    @pauljohnson75486 жыл бұрын

    The reveal of that screen was ... sad.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel

    @justanotheryoutubechannel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Paul Johnson It looks way better than the normal MegaDuck’s screen though tbh.

  • @Synthematix

    @Synthematix

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@justanotheryoutubechannel thats like comparing diarrhea with hard stools

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel

    @justanotheryoutubechannel

    4 жыл бұрын

    N Gauge England -Synthematix- Not really, I thought the computer screen was actually pretty good! I mean it’s low-res and unbacklit but the pixels are sharp and the contrast is good, plus it’s fairly easy to see through the viewfinder.

  • @LimeAtions

    @LimeAtions

    4 жыл бұрын

    When I was like 4, I had something-like this thing by VTech and the screen was about half the resolution. And the computer could sit on a lap of a 4 year old. Edit: like one 16th actually. And had a speaker that was like the GameBoy speaker with a rattle snake inside.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel

    @justanotheryoutubechannel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fiery Games Oooohh I had a console by VTech called the VSmile once! I remember it being a lot of fun honestly.

  • @Xait
    @Xait6 жыл бұрын

    Snake Roy looks like a good painting that’s been sabotaged by the woman who created Potato Jesus.

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering6 жыл бұрын

    "Rechtschreibung" is a spell checker. Bum isn't a word so it gave you Bombe as its guess for what you meant. When you got a sum wrong and said it spoke more than you expected, it said "Probiert nochmal" (Try again). "Melodie Wählen" is choose melody. Eingabe is input, and the error it was giving you was "Insufficient input" or something. No idea what the hell it was on about. I also notice Snake Roy is made by a company called "Sachen", which just mean "Things". What a great name for a company.

  • @Dogy0909

    @Dogy0909

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read that as “sacan”, they extract (in Spanish)

  • @HauntFish

    @HauntFish

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually have a Sachen NES clone, it played NES games pretty well. Came with a game called Skateboy which had the most obnoxious music ever. I bought that thing from a local gas station in Finland.

  • @yoymate6316

    @yoymate6316

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sachen being a word in German is just a coincidence. They were a Taiwanese company mainly focused on developing unlicensed NES games; their Chinese name is 聖謙, which is more or less "Sachen" (ch ~= tsch) in Taiwanese Hokkien.

  • @gringhidu
    @gringhidu6 жыл бұрын

    Okay I haven't seen it in the comments before, so as a Person who speaks german (I'm swiss btw^^), I'll translate the words you couldn't pick up yourself: 1. Rechtschreibung: spell check. You can put in one german word and it checks if you spelled it correctly. When you typed in an english word it says "Falsch Buchstabiert" which means "spelled incorrectly". Vorschlag means suggestion, so it recommends you the correct german word. So when you typed in the correct word it says " Richtig buchstabiert", which means "spelled correctly". 2. Bilder Wörterbuch: Dictionary with pictures. I guess you can put in certain words and it shows you a picture of this word....? You read the wrong word there it said "eingabe drücken" which is a different word than "drucken" and means something else because of the umlaut. It means "push enter".

  • @sigilhunter3199

    @sigilhunter3199

    5 жыл бұрын

    As an English speaker who is entirely unfamiliar with German, I would like to thank you.

  • @Nordsee33

    @Nordsee33

    5 жыл бұрын

    Können Schweizer so gut Deutsch?

  • @bangerbangerbro

    @bangerbangerbro

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't speak German but I sort of guessed what the spell check was doing. TBH I thought it was a spelling practice thing of some kind.

  • @xandervampire195

    @xandervampire195

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, that's one way to make sure kids use proper punctuation (or would umlauts be grammar?); just change the word entirely if they get it wrong. German kids probably get better results in their German classes than British kids do in English.

  • @Youtube.Commen-tater

    @Youtube.Commen-tater

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dankeschön!

  • @DijaVlogsGames
    @DijaVlogsGames6 жыл бұрын

    „I‘m so drucking this“ You make us Germans happy, Stu. I tried to get my hands on some of the Hartung Consoles a while ago. Next to impossible and expensive. I respect your dedication to cheap clone hardware.

  • @TheRetroFuture
    @TheRetroFuture6 жыл бұрын

    Glad to have finally connected you with Snake Roy! This really is the most super of computers..

  • @tannerrennat7786

    @tannerrennat7786

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Retro Future, in a thousand years when they dig this baby up they'll know how advanced were back now.

  • @frankschneider6156

    @frankschneider6156

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey, just 25 years earlier, this little baby would have had far more computing power than all of NASA, and possibly even more than all computers in the US combined. It's always important what you compare against.

  • @mischkin3588

    @mischkin3588

    6 жыл бұрын

    You should have made this video.

  • @TheRetroFuture

    @TheRetroFuture

    6 жыл бұрын

    I have!

  • @mischkin3588

    @mischkin3588

    6 жыл бұрын

    Watching it now. Thank you. I personally think your videos are much better than this.

  • @Xplasma1
    @Xplasma16 жыл бұрын

    For being built from a Game Boy clone, it's surprisingly capable.

  • @GhastlyHunger

    @GhastlyHunger

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'd be extremely impressed with it in 1993, but I didn't even exist back then.

  • @AgentTasmania

    @AgentTasmania

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's a pretty exact clone aside from a slightly BETTER video chip with 2 planes. So 4.2MHz Z80, 16K of RAM, simple sound chip, comparable to an early 8-bit home computer.

  • @JoLiKMC

    @JoLiKMC

    6 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I've seen pirate/home-brew Famicom carts with more functionality. Not being facetious, mind; I'm serious! Some of those Hong Kong multi-carts are right _brilliant!_ And… _their_ version of _BASIC works!_ (… because, it's a knockoff of _Family BASIC._ Derp.)

  • @BlazeFox89

    @BlazeFox89

    6 жыл бұрын

    All I want to know why the last three lines of pixels at the bottom of the screen look crystal clear and the rest of the screen is garbage 🤔

  • @hecko-yes

    @hecko-yes

    6 жыл бұрын

    Blaze the Fox from what i can see the screen is actually misaligned, meaning that the bottom part doesn't have any screen in it, which is why it looks different

  • @llamasandanime
    @llamasandanime6 жыл бұрын

    It's like a parody of those progressively more ridiculous Gameboy peripherals that he showed us a couple years back...

  • @ricardopgalvan

    @ricardopgalvan

    6 жыл бұрын

    llamasandanime At least in name, it sounds like some sort of Chinese Mega Drive Wonder Swan knockoff kind of thing.😀

  • @nrdesign1991

    @nrdesign1991

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hmmm Wonder Swan - Mega Duck IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

  • @Astolfo2001

    @Astolfo2001

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nrdesign1991 but the Mega Duck came before the Wonderswan though

  • @benedictrogers1478

    @benedictrogers1478

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Astolfo2001 I'm starting to believe that the Mega Duck was the first handheld console.

  • @aljowen
    @aljowen6 жыл бұрын

    Snake Roy looked like a genuinely competent little game. Which is not something that can often be said about games featured on this channel.

  • @YadonTheCat
    @YadonTheCat6 жыл бұрын

    We heard you liked keyboards, so we put a keyboard in your keyboard

  • @denniswoycheshen

    @denniswoycheshen

    4 жыл бұрын

    He should send this to 8 bit guy for a review of that majestic keyboard...

  • @TescoMealDeal571

    @TescoMealDeal571

    3 жыл бұрын

    But wheres the keyboard on the keyboard on the keyboard?

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TescoMealDeal571 alas, tis not _keyboards galore_

  • @malice926
    @malice9266 жыл бұрын

    Translating the 5th app thing out was hilarious "Word to be examined" Potato "Annotation" SPELLED WRONG "Suggestion" cup, goblet, or plate depending on how it's used

  • @doyleharken3477

    @doyleharken3477

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pokal is used in modern German exclusively for a trophy, like the ones you see awarded to soccer teams.

  • @tmdcbass
    @tmdcbass6 жыл бұрын

    Missed opportunity for not calling the printer "Mega Drück"!

  • @DASyam-tb7qt

    @DASyam-tb7qt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mega Drunk, more like..

  • @themonsterbaby

    @themonsterbaby

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Mega Press" ??? You know that drücken means something different than drucken right? Mega Druck would mean "mega print" so it's a little closer I guess.

  • @tarkitarker0815

    @tarkitarker0815

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@themonsterbaby its clearly dry american humour full of nonsensical stuff, nothing special´round here

  • @djramen
    @djramen6 жыл бұрын

    damn. ashen's with the musical grooves. can't spell "spielfunktion" without "funk"

  • @Scarecrow2596
    @Scarecrow25966 жыл бұрын

    "Hang on, I am so drucking this" is this what the cool kids say these days?

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario5 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who expected Stuart to play his intro on the Keyboard and then finish it off with a "Hello!"? XD

  • @MisutaaAsriel
    @MisutaaAsriel6 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of the "workboy"; a company called Fabtek had planned a keyboard accessory for the original gameboy, with an accompanying cartridge and stand. The cartridge would give the gameboy various PDA like features, including currency conversion, basic text storage, basic accounting software, and even a dialer which would autodial contacts by holding a phone's mouthpiece to the speaker.

  • @peytonmac1131
    @peytonmac11316 жыл бұрын

    We may laugh at it when compared to modern tech, but for what it is and it's age, this actually seems pretty cool. I would have been pretty excited to have one as a kid.

  • @DavieCalifornia
    @DavieCalifornia5 жыл бұрын

    I'm 7 minutes in and I have never experienced such a joy that would compare to listening to Ashen mispronounce German words.

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel6 жыл бұрын

    Dear Stuart: Never say "Talk to me, senpai" ever again. - Dr. Germany, inventor of Germany.

  • @MrArgus11111

    @MrArgus11111

    6 жыл бұрын

    German humor is no laughing matter

  • @MrArgus11111

    @MrArgus11111

    6 жыл бұрын

    You do know that "German humor is no laughing matter" is a very, very old joke, right?

  • @ghoultooth

    @ghoultooth

    6 жыл бұрын

    MrArgus11111 They didn’t even understand OP’s joke so I highly doubt they are capable of humour themself.

  • @afloyd4976

    @afloyd4976

    6 жыл бұрын

    *sempai

  • @Lon3enigma

    @Lon3enigma

    6 жыл бұрын

    A Floyd No it is spelt senpai

  • @turnbull832
    @turnbull8326 жыл бұрын

    I want a snake roy remaster in 4k. I don't care if it is normal snake as long as they stick that face on the snake.

  • @andymadden8183

    @andymadden8183

    4 жыл бұрын

    Somebody get this on Kickstarter!

  • @fattiger6957
    @fattiger69576 жыл бұрын

    Since this has a crappy musical keyboard on it and an headphone out, the 8-bit Guy could make a 8-bit keys video about this thing. (I think he also said he can speak german)

  • @Toasty_Gaming

    @Toasty_Gaming

    6 жыл бұрын

    Will the Megaduck Super Computer play Planet X-3?

  • @computethis7128

    @computethis7128

    6 жыл бұрын

    Toasty Engineer probably not mut I think it would actually manage planet X in monochrome form.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios

    @HappyBeezerStudios

    5 жыл бұрын

    If the screen can run 4 shades of grey it might work. I wonder what chip it is running. The gameboy knockof runs an embedded Z80 or 80080 (depending on the source (oh and it originally comes form Hong Kong

  • @wandtpag
    @wandtpag5 жыл бұрын

    The makers of Snake Roy sure loved Bartók... used the Romanian Folk Dances as some of their background music. That's some competent music. Rare to hear that in a videogame.

  • @BradHominem
    @BradHominem6 жыл бұрын

    I can picture Stuart doing a great crossover with Techmoan.

  • @suryavelchandra2975

    @suryavelchandra2975

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brad Hominem dude ive been saying this for years

  • @charliehansen474

    @charliehansen474

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brad Hominem the most anticipated crossover

  • @greenanubis

    @greenanubis

    6 жыл бұрын

    An excellent collaboration.

  • @Breakaway_RC

    @Breakaway_RC

    6 жыл бұрын

    This

  • @ipeters61

    @ipeters61

    6 жыл бұрын

    An excellent revival.

  • @schalkespringer
    @schalkespringer6 жыл бұрын

    Och! Ze Brits have discovered our secret superkomputer! They may have solved our simple arithmetic problems and mastered ze drawing of diagonal Eichhörnchen...but they have not yet unlocked ze mighty power of ze printing of Snake Roy.

  • @Ewebesch
    @Ewebesch6 жыл бұрын

    "The whole thing is in german and I speak no german whatsoever." This is gonna be fun

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken38886 жыл бұрын

    Knowing how expensive thermal receipt printers are, I wonder if that printer is more expensive than the 'super computer' laptop.

  • @KingOfTheBeyond23
    @KingOfTheBeyond236 жыл бұрын

    It is the year 2030 Technology has gone so far as to confirm that there certainly WILL be King Roy 2.

  • @SwiftStixx

    @SwiftStixx

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daruny Beoulve with the new Battletoads reveal anything is possible

  • @madman123456
    @madman1234566 жыл бұрын

    See, this is what happens when we germans attempt this "humor" thingy...

  • @scoobity8523
    @scoobity85236 жыл бұрын

    The tune that was playing during the Snake Roy opening cutscene thingy was obviously Light my Fire by the Doors

  • @jaxnean2663
    @jaxnean26636 жыл бұрын

    7+3=🐓

  • @randylaffy7679

    @randylaffy7679

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jax Nean sweet more eating.

  • @VictorCowo

    @VictorCowo

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jax Nean HOW!? 😱

  • @linoinkyplantythingy

    @linoinkyplantythingy

    6 жыл бұрын

    9, 10 a big fat hen!

  • @Protagonist

    @Protagonist

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is why Dr Ashens lost his job at the university.

  • @_lun4r_

    @_lun4r_

    6 жыл бұрын

    And 2+2=🅱

  • @wedsa95
    @wedsa956 жыл бұрын

    Snake Roy should be in a museum. It's breath taking.

  • @PaulMillard1973
    @PaulMillard19734 жыл бұрын

    It's ironic, but I actually thoroughly enjoyed that! It definitely has VTech connotations, but two things I did spot. First off, it has two channel polyphonic music in the game! It's a shame that the keyboard doesn't allow two tones to be played though. The other thing is that the BASIC programming editor, may only understand the German equivalent of the language commands, I.e RUN would probably be LAUF?

  • @David315842
    @David3158423 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget Stuart, the Mega Duck was originally from Hong Kong by Welback Holdings (as you said four years prior to making this video), but Hartung did gain the license to create that super computer variant for whatever reason.

  • @MazeFrame
    @MazeFrame6 жыл бұрын

    "We have to aus it" - Ashens, 2018

  • @altair1983
    @altair19836 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Mr. Ashens for all your work. I appreciate it a lot

  • @TheCatpirate
    @TheCatpirate6 жыл бұрын

    I mean, I'm sure in 1993 this thing was leaps ahead in cheap technology for kids toys.

  • @pogostix6097
    @pogostix60976 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, if this was in English and I had one as a kid, I would've loved this thing.

  • @TheTaquitoProject
    @TheTaquitoProject6 жыл бұрын

    Someone needs to port doom to it

  • @BertGrink

    @BertGrink

    5 жыл бұрын

    Given that A) Doom _HAS_ been ported to the TI-83 and TI-84 calculators, B) Both these calculators are powered by a Z80 or clone, and C) the Mega Duck also runs on an embedded Z80, it *SHOULD* be technically possible! ;)

  • @bangerbangerbro

    @bangerbangerbro

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BertGrink regardless of the CPU it is technically possible if it has a proper pixel addressable display like this. It wouldn't be fast obviously. The mega duck has either an Intel 8080 or a Z80 but there are conflicting claims even on the Wikipedia page.

  • @wavecast64
    @wavecast646 жыл бұрын

    The voice of the computer sounds like one of those cursed sw number stations

  • @mgthestrange9098

    @mgthestrange9098

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought that too and the music is like the weird intros.

  • @MattMcIrvin

    @MattMcIrvin

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nooneinpart Coded instructions for the MegaDuck conspiracy's agents in the field

  • @marcusringer3810
    @marcusringer38103 жыл бұрын

    13:52 - "Hänschen Klein" A German folk song from about 1860. It sounds like this: "Hänschen klein, ging allein, in die weite Welt hinein. Stock und Hut, stehn ihm gut, ist gar wohlgemuth. Aber Mutter weinet sehr, hat ja nun kein Hänschen mehr. Darum besinnt sich das Kind, läuft nach Haus geschwind." (Short Version) It's about a wandering boy who ultimately returns to his mother because she misses him.

  • @guksack
    @guksack6 жыл бұрын

    The Snake Roy cover is up there in the top 20 things that have made me laugh the most in my entire life.

  • @angryDAnerd
    @angryDAnerd6 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how the MegaDuck ranks on the Top 500 Supercomputer list?

  • @unverifiedbiotic

    @unverifiedbiotic

    6 жыл бұрын

    angryDAnerd Machines with negative tflops aren't listed.

  • @EgoChip

    @EgoChip

    6 жыл бұрын

    It ranks #3 behind Earth and Deep Thought.

  • @michaelwilliams9566

    @michaelwilliams9566

    6 жыл бұрын

    IT'S NUMBER ONE! IT'S NUMBER ONE! IT'S NUMBER ONE!

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Number 769 and falling fast as they are no longer made...

  • @NathanPlays395

    @NathanPlays395

    6 жыл бұрын

    do anyone know that this was released in german

  • @Fuzy2K
    @Fuzy2K6 жыл бұрын

    That thing looks like a VTech laptop had sex with a Game Boy in Germany. (the styling is VERY similar to the PreComputer Power Pad Plus I had when I was a kid, which sadly didn't have a musical keyboard built in.)

  • @matthewanderson1916
    @matthewanderson19166 жыл бұрын

    Ashens - one of the most charming and comforting KZreadrs I watch.

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton1106 жыл бұрын

    I always wanted to get a kids fake laptop and put real hardware in it

  • @bangerbangerbro

    @bangerbangerbro

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Michael Kevin Millet I kept seeing them and thinking they were modern Mac keyboards

  • @KougajiCalling

    @KougajiCalling

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would probably buy one... Either that or one made in a tomato crate.

  • @KoshiVirii
    @KoshiVirii6 жыл бұрын

    A piano possibly with basic? Seems like something for the 8-bit guy.

  • @bangerbangerbro

    @bangerbangerbro

    4 жыл бұрын

    And it's a toy computer/keyboard too!

  • @ryandevan2793

    @ryandevan2793

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes i aggree, this would probabaly more his thing and he would also be a better judge for this

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio6 жыл бұрын

    *FINALLY* I've been hoping you would do this one. I am so happy now

  • @RayShadow278
    @RayShadow2786 жыл бұрын

    Aw I wanted to see Armour Force

  • @Zontar82

    @Zontar82

    6 жыл бұрын

    me too..now we will die without knwoing how it really was

  • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi

    @IvanovIvanAKrutoi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Armour Force: Chanticleer Hegemony Part 2.

  • @oz.5903
    @oz.59035 жыл бұрын

    I want a entire snake roy play through!

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks6 жыл бұрын

    'Who cares - it's in now', as the actress said to the Bishop.

  • @andromedaturnbull3512
    @andromedaturnbull35125 жыл бұрын

    The music in King Roy for the opening sequences is a series of extracts from Romanian Folk Dances by Bela Bartók and the game end/start from Tschaikovsky's Nutcracker, a surprisingly sophisticated series of choices - given the Eastern European repertoire plus that this was made by a Berlin manufacturer I would hazard a guess that this has some kind of East German heritage before a newer incarnation as the MegaDuck. This may explain the clunky oddness, was this a product of a successor to VEB Robotron?

  • @michael.d.

    @michael.d.

    3 жыл бұрын

    don’t forget De Falla ritual fire dance at 19:45

  • @therealvbw

    @therealvbw

    2 жыл бұрын

    Favourite of every FDJ member and Thälmannpionier

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin59654 жыл бұрын

    I've had a frustrating evening because one of my lawn tools refused to start and I'm mad about it, so now I'm watching a youtube video I've seen before and I know I like to feel better. Thanks Dr. Ashen!

  • @michaelwilliams9566
    @michaelwilliams95666 жыл бұрын

    You know.... You've reviewed too much electronic tat! Seeing this on my homescreen I thought, "Oh an old ashens video I've yet to watch!"

  • @smilessmalls

    @smilessmalls

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same same, I thought it was a video I missed but was confused, since I've seen pretty much all his videos

  • @gabeniklas470

    @gabeniklas470

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love these electronic tat videos haha. And food. Best types of videos

  • @mjc0961

    @mjc0961

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael Williams No such thing as too much electronic tat.

  • @michaelwilliams9566

    @michaelwilliams9566

    6 жыл бұрын

    Of course the implication is not that he actually has too many videos; it is that he has SO MANY that i actually thought this was old.

  • @taylorthebnnuy

    @taylorthebnnuy

    6 жыл бұрын

    POP STATION

  • @SupaDr00g
    @SupaDr00g6 жыл бұрын

    Stuart can become the new Jean-Michele Jarre with the power of the MightyDuck and a laser pointer!

  • @Asunox
    @Asunox2 жыл бұрын

    I think Ashens has informed me more about old obscure PCs and cheap handheld hardware than anyone else on KZread. Also about what games to avoid when emulating any of those ( via his fantastic books ). I look forward to enjoying your videos over and over for years to come.

  • @kutsuro3901
    @kutsuro39016 жыл бұрын

    At least it has a headphone jack

  • @davidthechungus9939

    @davidthechungus9939

    6 жыл бұрын

    Better than the iPhone 7

  • @OverseerXIII
    @OverseerXIII6 жыл бұрын

    They sould have named it the Giga Duck.

  • @VulpisFoxfire
    @VulpisFoxfire6 жыл бұрын

    ...I get the mental image of Ashens doing a movie now, 'Game Child vs. MegaDuck'...

  • @Alfadrottning86
    @Alfadrottning866 жыл бұрын

    Haha .. when you switched to the gamed, your reaction was 1:1 what my students reaction is. "oh games!!! :D ... oh, ... math games :/"

  • @RIXRADvidz

    @RIXRADvidz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maths Games is an oxymoron.

  • @CntrazZombie4
    @CntrazZombie44 жыл бұрын

    I REALLY wish something like this still existed in today's market. Like, load up minesweeper and solitaire into the games section, and obviously use the modern equivalent of the cheapest screen on market, and it'll be a pretty cool little kids PC. It'd probably be Raspberry Pi or something, but still, I like the concept.

  • @emosquiddy5388
    @emosquiddy53886 жыл бұрын

    *Mega Duck Computer* what

  • @lukewilliams235

    @lukewilliams235

    6 жыл бұрын

    Squid Girl. :)

  • @jasonvoorhees4236

    @jasonvoorhees4236

    6 жыл бұрын

    Idk too

  • @emosquiddy5388

    @emosquiddy5388

    6 жыл бұрын

    oh no

  • @jordandurham8951
    @jordandurham89516 жыл бұрын

    “Ashens & the quest for the Mega Duck”

  • @george8860

    @george8860

    6 жыл бұрын

    GORGI's World yes

  • @annapocalypsezero4719
    @annapocalypsezero47195 жыл бұрын

    "What is it teaching me? It's teaching me how to hate". So pretty accurate to most school experiences then lol.

  • @evillttlimp
    @evillttlimp6 жыл бұрын

    Oh man that was driving me nuts! The music in the Snake Roy game is Ritual Fire Dance from "El Amor Brujo. I wonder if that was driving anyone else insane or if it was just me. (Well, up until it suddenly played the Nutcracker)

  • @Vuusteri

    @Vuusteri

    6 жыл бұрын

    The intro music is from Bela Bartok's Romanian Folk Dances, No.2 "Peasant Costume" and during the next hallway scene we hear Dance No.4, "Mountain Horn Song". Incidentally, Bartok's music entered the public domain only in 2015.

  • @juanantoniorodriguezfernan1455

    @juanantoniorodriguezfernan1455

    6 жыл бұрын

    No, you're not the only one.

  • @juanantoniorodriguezfernan1455

    @juanantoniorodriguezfernan1455

    6 жыл бұрын

    And the stage screen music is from The Nutcracker, If I'm not mistaken.

  • @rud3y249
    @rud3y2496 жыл бұрын

    Speaking of the snake game, anyone remember the old RM Nimbus pcs from school in the early 90's? they ran software for kids called smile disks? snake game was on smile disks, along with a cool game where you had to guide a train along a maze track by changing the numbered points/gates.

  • @19822andy

    @19822andy

    6 жыл бұрын

    RUD3Y I remember them. You would only use them like twice a year!

  • @user-st7rq3sn7v
    @user-st7rq3sn7v6 жыл бұрын

    Thing's more kitted out than my 70's laptop...... more than 2 games?! Dammit I need one now!

  • @bendubu
    @bendubu6 жыл бұрын

    Today my anxiety is killer but you are so calming and funny mate. Really great distraction which is very much appreciated, thank you 😍

  • @mightydegu
    @mightydegu6 жыл бұрын

    I never knew I needed this. Damn you, Ashens!

  • @michaelparker2449
    @michaelparker24496 жыл бұрын

    I thought the only Megaduck was Launchpad McQuack

  • @MXOY99

    @MXOY99

    6 жыл бұрын

    I am a proper twat.

  • @jamestoney9338

    @jamestoney9338

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought Launchpad McQuack was a pelican.

  • @somedeerboi

    @somedeerboi

    6 жыл бұрын

    -Scott Pilgrim much?-

  • @DijaVlogsGames

    @DijaVlogsGames

    6 жыл бұрын

    In this case it would most likely be „Quax der Bruchpilot“, as he is known in German.

  • @yanniklohlein8951

    @yanniklohlein8951

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael Parker obscure, to say the least

  • @michaeldedrick8307
    @michaeldedrick83076 жыл бұрын

    I swear that last melody it played was "soft kitty"

  • @Fazkov
    @Fazkov6 жыл бұрын

    "What a game, What a man, What a snake." -Ashens, 2018

  • @jeremyusbourne6289
    @jeremyusbourne62894 жыл бұрын

    Love your videos pal I was 13 then when this come out and still had my C64.

  • @RaccoonRevolution
    @RaccoonRevolution6 жыл бұрын

    *hits a note* Hang on... *tries another one* Hang on.... *two more* Hang on...

  • @IanC14

    @IanC14

    5 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that how they composed My Lovely Horse on Father Ted

  • @flashwing1322
    @flashwing13226 жыл бұрын

    Tchaikovsky bit killed me

  • @jabrony9742

    @jabrony9742

    6 жыл бұрын

    FlashWing13 Czajkowski

  • @josephneale10215
    @josephneale102156 жыл бұрын

    Awesome review on a shocking device and great video as always

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog3 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love your channel my dude, but there needs to be someone who gives these things the love they would have gotten were one to get one back in their heyday.

  • @carlenepool2810
    @carlenepool28106 жыл бұрын

    very interesting ashens thank you

  • @jackstockbridge6273
    @jackstockbridge62736 жыл бұрын

    Ahhh, of course, Ashens uploads remind me how broken my sleeping pattern is

  • @dirtfriend
    @dirtfriend6 жыл бұрын

    actually really love the design of this, especially the keyboard.

  • @bulkhungry
    @bulkhungry6 жыл бұрын

    That voice at around the 20 min mark I kept expecting Stewie to say : " King ?" " Well , I didn't vote for you !! " .

  • @LeSarthois
    @LeSarthois6 жыл бұрын

    "very low resoution screen" I think you're mixing with the Hartung Game Master, Stuart. The Mega Duck have a 144*160 pixels screen, which is the exact same resolution than the Game Boy.

  • @bangerbangerbro

    @bangerbangerbro

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol the game master has like 64*64 or something right?

  • @LeSarthois

    @LeSarthois

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bangerbangerbro Indeed. And it's black or white (pixel all on or all off) where the Mega Duck (and the Gamate, Supervision, and Game Boy) all have 4 levels of gray.

  • @TokalaTheFox
    @TokalaTheFox6 жыл бұрын

    When is Skyrim getting ported to this?

  • @ThePotFather
    @ThePotFather6 жыл бұрын

    YAY Saw you on the retro tech's channel couldn't wait to see when you reviewed this

  • @ZeeZeeBun
    @ZeeZeeBun6 жыл бұрын

    Honestly the digitized speech caught me off guard because that was an exceptional rarity on the Gameboy... I'm almost impressed.... maybe....

  • @Electroporcupine
    @Electroporcupine6 жыл бұрын

    I really wanted to hear the Ashens Theme during the piano section

  • @Craider79
    @Craider796 жыл бұрын

    TBH Ashens - In 93 that would've been kinda cool... The fact that it actually has some functionality other than games makes it not as sheit as you are making it out to be.... I do agree that screen is a joke - however - again - functional... kinda...

  • @catfishkempster
    @catfishkempster6 жыл бұрын

    This is going to read stupidly trivial, but when you put a semicolon at end of line 10 of your basic lines, it made me particularly happy.

  • @garethmilne6887
    @garethmilne68876 жыл бұрын

    Go to a corporate meeting. Take it with you and print off important documents and hand them the receipt lol

  • @mobsterpoodle1781
    @mobsterpoodle17816 жыл бұрын

    For: "die Amis": NO, the song at the end is NOT Soft Kitty, but Hänschen Klein, a German children's song. I know many people have already stated this, but I just wanted to clarify it as long as I remain top comment. And don't lose your shit about the word 'Anschluss'. All it means is 'connection'. Even today jokes about our darkest times are still present in German YTPs. Most (in)famously, when someone says a word that contains the 'Es' syllable, the syllable will almost always be repeated...

  • @KermitCohen15
    @KermitCohen156 жыл бұрын

    But can it run Crysis?

  • @iam16bits

    @iam16bits

    6 жыл бұрын

    Can it run Doom?

  • @quintonquill

    @quintonquill

    6 жыл бұрын

    can it run far cry!!!????

  • @thomasjenkins7506

    @thomasjenkins7506

    6 жыл бұрын

    anything can run doom...except the snes oddly.

  • @dan_loup

    @dan_loup

    6 жыл бұрын

    If you use one of those edson computer things to emulate a cartridge and have a program to upload the tiles etc.. does it count?

  • @MrMcKane

    @MrMcKane

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thomas Jenkins don’t forget the 3DO, worst version ever.

  • @combatking0
    @combatking06 жыл бұрын

    Whoever approved the name "Mega Duck" must have been quackers.

  • @C4ndleJ4ck
    @C4ndleJ4ck5 жыл бұрын

    Snake Roy versus Trogdor. Now that would be a fucking franchise.

  • @David315842
    @David3158426 жыл бұрын

    So Nintendo got their own back by stealing the printer idea from Megaduck's creators; Hartung. A fitting punishment. :D

  • @bangerbangerbro

    @bangerbangerbro

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hartung was a manufacturer of the mega duck. They may have designed this version but they didn't design the original.

  • @David315842

    @David315842

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bangerbangerbro The Mega Duck came out before the Game Boy Printer. Mind you Stuart didn't really say when the Mega Duck computer came out, so we only assume that it was 1993 it came out, giving the date, so the printer must have come out at the same time or slightly later, meaning they came up with it first before Nintendo did as their Game Boy printer didn't come out till around 1998.

  • @Wanaskiwin
    @Wanaskiwin5 жыл бұрын

    i'd love to watch the entire screen get painted 24:00 cuz that would be awesome

  • @VictorGonzalez-xv1hj
    @VictorGonzalez-xv1hj6 жыл бұрын

    Love the new intro Techmoan

  • @jdbarker32
    @jdbarker323 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, if i was younger, I would have thought this was the coolest thing every. I was born in the years of those Vtech laptops, so yeah, that stuff always fascinated me.

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