Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey Is OK | Margarita Butt Funnel | Heinz Every Sauce
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Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey is recovering after a nasty bee sting to his face, unruly restaurant customers in Georgia tried to funnel a margarita in an inappropriate way, and Heinz wants you to try all their sauces mixed into one bottle.
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That "salt the rim" stinger was exceptional. Good job, writers!
@mdouglas9060
25 күн бұрын
If you get a chance "to salt a rim" you take that chance.
@positivevibetec
25 күн бұрын
Maybe but they sure dropped the ball on the McConaughey joke he never said ok ok ok he said all right all right all right
@MalBishop18
25 күн бұрын
Definitely a good line, but The Scathing Atheist Podcast beat them to it by a couple days
@AbramBailey
25 күн бұрын
Hippopotapult 😂
@queenjustine66
25 күн бұрын
@@positivevibetec that was the joke.
As a swiss living in Switzerland who used to watch as many episodes on the daily he could of the « steven colbert report », I was blessed enough to be in the audience of a Colbert recording during a 3 day trip to NY due to a technical error in their ticket booking system! Keep watching him to this day, such a great intelligent man
@DCGreenZone
22 күн бұрын
His little vaccine episode should be scrubbed.
@VerseauT-cm6tj
21 күн бұрын
You’re lucky to live in Switzerland! I used to go there often (helping with international organization conferences) and felt like I belonged there. So civilized, clean and organized! Bravo!
@mayatara1980
20 күн бұрын
I am from Portugal, same about about watching Stewart and Colbert and also have the wish to one day be in the audience of either the Daily Show with Jon Stewart or Late Show with Colbert (ideally both 🤭) 🤩
Sounds Like if You Eat that New Heinz Sauce, You Are going to the Mayo Clinic!
@Finkeldinken
25 күн бұрын
I know this joke was low hanging fruit, but dangit. It's good fruit.
@artbargra
25 күн бұрын
@@Finkeldinken Not because a joke is obvious, it means it shouldn't be done.
@tuckchesta6052
25 күн бұрын
Kudos, sir, well said! 👏 😆
@GaryBGoodEnergy
25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ryanbauer3680
25 күн бұрын
Its all in your head man. You just have mayophobia!
In the words of the philosopher Nic Cage "NOT THE BEES!" Truly a creed to live by.
@JZsBFF
25 күн бұрын
"EYE... BEE... SEE"
@theemmjay5130
24 күн бұрын
First thing I thought of during that segment.
@arcturionblade1077
20 күн бұрын
They're in my eyes, aaaaaaaah!!!
"But.. Sir... it's as Mayo as we can.." "I said more MAYO!" -The darkest part of the Heinz test kitchens.
@TahtahmesDiary
25 күн бұрын
The Mayo jokes thrill me as a millennial who consistently has the article Millennials Killed Mayo playing in my mind 😅
@artbargra
25 күн бұрын
I can imagine the scene, with tremors, lights going off and on, lamps swinging, and the Heinz guy saying "What have we done?"
@terimiller6814
25 күн бұрын
Put mayo on that cow bell!!!
@jaredknapp8886
25 күн бұрын
Probably.
@ryanbauer3680
25 күн бұрын
(Insert Kylo Ren More gif here)
I hope Matthew's McCon-Okay!
“The indigent grizzle pit of news” - LMAO - (I needed that) -
“Salt the rim” had me literally LOL.
@EinsteinsHair
24 күн бұрын
I swear he did that joke a couple of weeks ago. That's the second salted rim.
@EinsteinsHair
24 күн бұрын
After thinking a while, it may have been someone in the comments that said it. Wait, are the writers getting their material from the comments?
Emmy award for the rim-joke please!
"He forgot to salt the rim" is Peak Colbert.
@yudithcaron8053
24 күн бұрын
At the same time, you do not want to imagine the pain of having salt and alcohol pushed into your rectum after someone "salted your rim".
It's the little finger motion that makes the salting of the rim joke extra exquisite.
HILARIOUS "The Ha-ha's after the "Uh-oh's".... And the Matthew McConagh bees segment had me laughing out loud alone!!!!
Hold up... I need to know more about that 'hippos can fly' part...
@WesleyFiles
25 күн бұрын
Airborne, so they're better at jumping than you'd expect.
@oldauntzibby4395
25 күн бұрын
Stephen teases us with headlines (bees using tools, hippos going airborne) but then we're left hanging. I guess I need NPR's SciFri instead.
@oldauntzibby4395
25 күн бұрын
I forgot the sauna curing the frogs. I need to know how to build one.
@caspar9794
25 күн бұрын
@@oldauntzibby4395 The Australians use bricks with holes in them in green houses. The article with pics is in the Guardian.
@clairen4584
25 күн бұрын
Climate change may help the frogs not croak?! 😜🐸
missed calling it frogspreading
It's "Alright, alright, alright!"
@JamesKennedy33
25 күн бұрын
thatsthejoke.jpg
@pangalactictuber
25 күн бұрын
I feel like the joke started out as “Alright, alright, alright” and then once they ran it, someone thought it was too predictable. For me in the audience, “ok, ok, ok” was a head scratcher (wasn’t his catch phrase something else?) and the pun of “alright” would have been funnier on its own.
@HappyAmber
25 күн бұрын
@@pangalactictuberI don’t know, I think they messed it up🤔
@annelibashore4807
22 күн бұрын
@@pangalactictuberMatthew borrowed that phrase from Jim Morrison! It is not his own catch phrase!
@leavingitblank9363
16 күн бұрын
@@annelibashore4807 It wasn't a "catch phrase" until he made it one.
The quote is FAMOUSLY "alright, alright, alright". You're killing me, Tiny.
@jazzman1904
24 күн бұрын
It was an intentional play on the original quote to fit the current situation.
@HanksterBee
24 күн бұрын
@@jazzman1904 they should have gone with alright
@jamiejfowler
24 күн бұрын
@@jazzman1904 it would have fit perfectly
@qing-jaohan8641
19 күн бұрын
No fans of Sandlot here, I see. Philistines...
@leavingitblank9363
16 күн бұрын
@@qing-jaohan8641 Now I need to know the reference!
I've known for years that wasps can learn to recognize people - thanks to a young man who did an experiment in which he fed a hive of wasps, and as a result was defined by the hive as a waiter instead of a threat.
@danitaharris9919
10 күн бұрын
What did he feed the wasp?
@kenbrown2808
10 күн бұрын
@@danitaharris9919 various forms of meat. wasps are carnivorous.
@danitaharris9919
10 күн бұрын
@@kenbrown2808 I did not know that. Thank you for letting me know.
@kenbrown2808
10 күн бұрын
@@danitaharris9919 and now you know why they hang out at picnics.
damn, the writers are on fire.
@pennymitchell8523
25 күн бұрын
Lots of material
@vladimirenlow4388
25 күн бұрын
Everyone's on fire in this heat.
@NCbassfishing24
24 күн бұрын
And maybe coke
@calumproctor981
22 күн бұрын
@@NCbassfishing24This reminded me of a Bob Dylan story when a journalist was asked to come back later because Dylan was working. The journalist came back hours later and Dylan hadn't moved. "Christ, what is he on?", asked the journalist. "CBS Records", answered the manager, ushering him back to the door.
Okay, just wanted to say thank you "indigent grizzlepit of news" is top shelf
“Indigent grizzle pit of news” actually = Fox 😆
Bottoms up! 😂🤣 meanwhile is my favorite.
“Margarearta!!” 😭🤣
Now if they mix the spicy mayo with the Margareara, that's when you throw them out of the restaurant and call the National Guard!
@FurtiveSkeptical
25 күн бұрын
Somebody call the Rear Admiral!
@deborahcinkovich6965
25 күн бұрын
😂❤😅🎉
@seaninness334
25 күн бұрын
You sound a bit like Jack Burton there. ": Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
@dontioraul6946
25 күн бұрын
National guard?
OMG…that was an amazing introduction! Salt the rim…😂😂😂😂
I used to spend my afternoons reading while sitting between my father's beehives because it was the only way my hyperactive cousin would leave me alone. I'm highly allergic to bee venom but they never bit me but I didn't expect them to actually know me.
@Mondoblasto0
22 күн бұрын
Can bees actually bite us? Not that I'm gonna test that, but I do wonder if that would hurt.
@firbolg
22 күн бұрын
@@Mondoblasto0 LOL! You're right! I meant sting not bite although now I'm curious too.
90s kids: We want Heinz to bring back the green and purple ketchup Heinz: Sorry about that, maybe wait a few more years until we finally care! Literally nobody: We want Heinz to combine all their sauces and make the ultimate sauce Heinz: We can do that!
America, 50 flavors of mayonnaise. 36 flavors of ice cream. 2 choices for President 😥
@Jeanie1107
25 күн бұрын
What hell do we live in?
@Channel--Ai
24 күн бұрын
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@sdgdhpmbp
24 күн бұрын
@@Jeanie1107 America
@Jeanie1107
24 күн бұрын
@@sdgdhpmbp 😞
@Earthneedsado-over177
24 күн бұрын
One choice for democracy.
Matthew McConaughey is 🥵!! 💜 Stephen: “I hope he’s Okay, Okay, Okay.” 😭🤣
I was a lil worried that there wouldn't be a "salt the rim" joke, but that was home run!!..👍💥💯🤘
You had me at *Margarita Butt Funnel.* Cause that should trigger an _epic_ Louis Cato groan. Edit: Louis really held it together at the *Heinz Assisted Suisauce* though.
That finger gesture while “salting the rim” …. 😳😬🤣
Anyone up for brunch? Butt chugging a margaritas 😂 is the new thing 😝.
@witchypoorose5196
25 күн бұрын
But ALWAYS remember to salt the rim. 😉
@dixiedawnmillergoode6850
25 күн бұрын
How many attempts will happen just because of this episode?
@terimiller6814
25 күн бұрын
LOL thanks, but no thanks 😂
Salt the rim!! No he didn’t
@thesilentangel8299
25 күн бұрын
He did 😂😂 and I WHEEZED.
@seaninness334
25 күн бұрын
And then took that exaggerated drink from his mug... with a very guilty smirk. Only he and Evie know the truth. 😉
That margarita incident was *made* for late night jokes.
It is all right, all right, all right
The intro about Monday, hits different after the events of Saturday...
And in other news, when Justice Kavanaugh heard about the Margarita down under. He said "Hold my beer".
@jameschan9634
25 күн бұрын
He was probably the one pouring. Or standing on the bar to get a bird's eye view.
@deanfranklin6870
24 күн бұрын
@@jameschan9634 ROTFLMBO
@joycetrembath499
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lisab9541
24 күн бұрын
I immediately thought of him. Great joke.
@vickilawrence7207
23 күн бұрын
You know it!
Unlike Frog in Spa, Frog in Sauna is not a Boiling Frog scenario.
"Bottom's up."
What? No Heinz 57 sauce?! This is an outrage!
Heinz left overs sauces in a bottle ..hmmmm NOT YUM YUCK !
The jokes related to the margarita butt joke were the best! Fantastic writing!
Love Colbert's acknowledgement of how lowbrow the bees bit was. 👌
Should have been "alright, alright, alright"
@terimiller6814
25 күн бұрын
How about "alright alright it's air tight"?
@metubecm
22 күн бұрын
THANKYOU!!! I nearly typed a comment! .....wait this isn't where I parked my car?.... ... and it's "Allriiight allriiiight alllllriiighhhttt." (being stoned helps;)
@derekd1510
22 күн бұрын
"Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey Is alright, alright, alright" would have been to long for the thumbnail, I guess. Would have been epic though.
@OctoganicAngel
22 күн бұрын
That’s the joke 😉
@barbmiller1407
22 күн бұрын
That was the joke!
Hippopotapult😂
@FurtiveSkeptical
25 күн бұрын
I wish they'd explained the phrase "airborne for substantial periods" just a bit further.🤔
@johnathanmartin1504
25 күн бұрын
@@FurtiveSkeptical I would think they meant "Hippos can jump higher than we thought they could and we think that's weird".
@FurtiveSkeptical
25 күн бұрын
@@johnathanmartin1504 well yes, that seems obvious in what they said, but it left the burning questions "To what degree?" and "Examples?"
@oakfat5178
25 күн бұрын
@@FurtiveSkeptical It depends how high the aeroplane is at the point of disembarkation.
@oakfat5178
25 күн бұрын
Is David Copperfield involved? After all, he made the Statue of Liberty disappear
Azores cozido representing!!!
@mffmoniz2948
25 күн бұрын
Viva o cozido!
When a bee tells you not to Bogart.. you don't Bogart.
@joycedavis9996
25 күн бұрын
😉
I didn't know MayoMust actually existed. It lives in my mind as a Mr. Show sketch. I've wasted my life away spreading mustard and mayonnaise from two separate jars.
4:42 Or the stuff we got when we finally cleaned out all the storage vats.
@helenpatterson3858
25 күн бұрын
Yep, that's the first thing that came to my mind.
Hello from Portugal and a thank you for mentioning "cozido das furnas" from Azores.
Some jokes practically write themselves, but the delivery is key. Well played.
Glad to hear he'll be alright, alright, alright. Edit: I wrote this before I watched the clip.
@chrisrj9871
25 күн бұрын
I'm just wondering about OutKast, and if they're doing alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
@Winteramen
25 күн бұрын
I'm calling conspiracy
The Air Bud series of films would've been FAR different if they used a hippo instead of a dog.
Ohh my god. Steven just mentioned the Azores. The Islands where I was born.
@mffmoniz2948
25 күн бұрын
Viva os Açores!
4:53 🤔Kind of looks like Heinz was just tryin' to clean out a fridge, somewhere.
That town in Georgia is 1 hour, 5 minutes from the Florida welcome center, but in spirit it's already there.
The rim wasn't salted cuz it had creme de cacao from a previous drink
The quote is "Alright alright alright."
@socaliguy81
24 күн бұрын
Seriously, how did they screw that up?
@trainingxtrish
23 күн бұрын
They know that
@TheGreatAtario
23 күн бұрын
"That's the joke." -Rainier Wolfcastle
@courtney-ray
22 күн бұрын
@@TheGreatAtarioI can’t to say: THAT’S THE JOKE too
weres Aubrey Plaza when you need her, thats a MargaWrong
Love the Azores references.
I'll just have to avoid being in a self-driving car altogether, then
I almost spat my rum and coke with the salted rim comment
@user-sg6sv9oi6i
15 күн бұрын
@dan-jacobenglish1559 - 😂🤣
I don’t know what I’m going to do when Colbert decides to retire. Savoring each episode.
@mammawlee
13 күн бұрын
😐I didn't need to think about that.
This was one of the best "Meanwhile" segments in Colbert's collective history. Right up there with some classic Johnny Carson.
I know it's the wrong type of booze, but he missed out on calling it the Kavanaugh.
Bees do math? Someone's discovered Ze Frank's True Facts! (Bees also love balls...)
Or "Bouf to youff!"
No,Stephen~~ it’s,”Alright Alright Alright!!!” Or~~was that the joke,saying,”Ok?”?
Missed opportunity for the man pouring the margarita to be Brett Kavanaugh!
"It's good to have another eye. It's sad to need another eye." - Denton Van Zan, Reign Of Fire (2002),
The "Ha ha's", after the " Oh ohs" ....
Marga- Rear-Ta????? That, and Bottoms Up were amazing work.
For context, the 'Miss Merkel' show is jokingly referring to Agatha Christie's second most famous detective, Miss Marple
a restaurant apologizing for the actions of a customer, is the epitome of the customer service industry
Who ever writes the beginning of meanwhile has the best colorful vocabulary I've ever head. Simply wonderful. I love it. Give the guy a raise.
The margarearita section was hysterical!!
Cozido á portuguesa is in the😅 Late show , meanwhile niceee. Hello from the azores
@mffmoniz2948
25 күн бұрын
Olá de Portugal aos açorianos emigrados nos EUA.
I'm sitting at my desk laughing out loud at Meanwhile! Quality comedy guys
@SizzleMoonSong
25 күн бұрын
"Must be nice to get paid to watch The Late Show" ~ your boss
Every time I hear "meanwhile", I remember Don Pardo, R.I.P. Don.
I’m going to have to try Heinz’s Assisted Suisauce.
Don't worry, McConaughey will be alright, alright, alright.
@orhanamin1347
20 күн бұрын
Or Ok, Ok, Ok!!
cozido das Furnas!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!!! 8^)
@mffmoniz2948
25 күн бұрын
Viva!
SALT THE RIM! 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So literally that woman butt chugged a Margarita like Steve O did in Jackass with a beer? Where? How? No one said anything? I have so many questions.
Why was the punchline not "alright alright alright "?
@jjetfire
25 күн бұрын
Yeah, someone goofed. Too many margareartas.
I was sure the second part of that title related to the first part.
This segment reminds me of being a tween and our Social Studies teacher asking us each to bring in an article of a “current event”
Way too funny. Your show is fun. Thank you, Sir
“The ‘ho ho’s after the ‘oh oh’s” was RIGHT THERE.
Meanwhile starts at 2:07
That’s TWO “salt the rim” jokes THIS YEAR!
"Laverne & Himmler" ... [crickets] ... What? Too soon?
Shout out to the panela full of Azorean Cozido das Furnas! Slow cooked buried in the ground. The best stew in the world! Beijinhos 😊 💕😘
@mffmoniz2948
25 күн бұрын
It's on my wish list. O cozido normal já é bom, cozido a lenha é melhor, cozido no próprio calor da terra deve ser outra maravilha.
The bartender was ARRESTED?!? Honestly, given the crap we put up with, him following this request is Employee of the Month material 😅
Wait one sec, did we skip over why hippos become airborne?
“Rectum? I hardly touched him!”
Two blonds are talking, one says "Let's go outside and enjoy the sunshine!" Second one says "No, I'm scared." First one says "What are you scared of?", second one says "I'm scared of bees!" First one says "Oh honey, I'm afraid of the whole alphabet but it doesn't stop me from going outside!"
@Shmuk-bn7ef
24 күн бұрын
First one's name is Marjorie and she is from Georgia 💪
The bees stung him because he betrayed his hometown to protect criminals.
we use the meanwhile opening as homeschool vocabulary for the day . thank you
Stephen's announcements of "Meanwhile" are epic.