The only thing I don't like about The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is when they take two weeks off and leave me alone in the dreary world to face reality by myself.

@howardzdenek98

16 күн бұрын

And it always seems to be right when the juiciest news happens they take off.

@Oneeyeddrummer

16 күн бұрын

I totally agree. He goes on too many vacations. Come on Steven, you're not working that hard.😕

@mkwilson38

14 күн бұрын

This is fascinating! Wow, y’all are something…

@richard-t3z

13 күн бұрын

@@Oneeyeddrummer I'm sure he has nothing to do with it. He doesn't decide when he's on, the network does that.

@Oneeyeddrummer

12 күн бұрын

​@@richard-t3z Good point. He is after all, in a Union.

"World's fastest car" is one step closer to reality? There has always been a world's fastest car in one form or another since the invention of the automobile.

@kingjamos2422

17 күн бұрын

True. At one point, the first automobile was the fastest car, by a wide margin.

@Taladar2003

17 күн бұрын

Well, technically there wasn't one before the first car was invented.

@jorenbaplu5100

17 күн бұрын

​@Taladar2003 before that it was the fastest cart 😅

@francescaa8331

17 күн бұрын

​@@jorenbaplu5100 😆

@FightingTorque411

17 күн бұрын

Besides, I have my doubts that the car pictured is going to break 763mph, the current world land speed record by ThrustSSC. Perhaps it needs further qualified to "fastest road-legal car"?

She decided she is, in fact, Deadpool.😮

That tdf kiss was actually super quick. The fine was about $250. The tour went thru his home town and they basically mobbed him cheering him on so he almost had to stop anyway. Lol. The tdf governing body UCI claimed the kiss brought shame to the tdf. Then other riders showed previous kisses but happened to not be on official cameras and didnt get caught. He says he would pay it anyday. She was holding their infant.

@charityquill4965

17 күн бұрын

It sounds like a really dumb rule. Like as long as he isnt blocking the path of the other cyclists, the only thing it hurts is his own race time. Like I wouldnt advise a guy in a 100 meter dash to stop at the very end to wave to his family, but he shouldnt be punished if he chose to do so

@janefreeman995

16 күн бұрын

@charityquill4965 Yes, he's currently in 29th place out of 168 riders, and that's really good! His role is of a domestique, sheparding the team leader, creating drafts and strategies. He's some twelve minutes down on the leaders, so a few seconds doesn't make a difference for him. The tdf does have a public face, and the teams have their sponsors, but special moments like this in a career are not only appropriate but heartening for that overall image. :) This was during one day of the tdf where individual riders were spaced a few minutes apart against the clock, so it didn't impede anyone else and the tour happened to go thru his home town.... :)

@AG-iu9lv

16 күн бұрын

He would pay it any day! So wholesome, and the only kiss on official cameras ❤

I love that he went back for more noodles 😂

You've got to admire Stephen's dedication to taste-testing new unsavory... "experiences".

@williamcrowe2576

17 күн бұрын

Remember the Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream?

@markmh835

17 күн бұрын

Was it an "experience"? Or was it an "incident"? At this point in Food Science, it is almost impossible to know. 😒

@malcriadamedina5358

17 күн бұрын

@@williamcrowe2576the creator of that ice cream was like it's gross garbage, I just want to sell reg ice cream but no one will buy that so now I'm forced to sell this gross ice cream. It was quite telling, not doing it because it's good, it's a marketing necessity

@MrVovansim

17 күн бұрын

🎵 cerveza cristal 🎵

@joestanford1080

16 күн бұрын

Right!? But I noticed as they went to commercial, he was going back in for a second bite, so maybe it wasn't so bad after all.

That Cup Noodle thing sounds like something Buddy the Elf would love!

@fomoran

16 күн бұрын

And maybe germans... Have you never heard of 'spaghetti ice-cream' Kugel isnt a million miles from sweet ramen... And the italians have some vermilcelli desert ive had before now... It might not be so terrible

@Metazar3

16 күн бұрын

@@fomoran might be but as an european im afraid what kind of unholy factory hell and the chemical antichrist is smhores cup noodles? yes we eat nuudles alot in here, well where its not eaten. but cup noodles, i know no one who have eatem them more then 1 time.

@wendyfake3365

16 күн бұрын

Good 1

@Sonichero151

16 күн бұрын

​@@fomoranPepsi and orange soda ........ another German violation of the Geneva Convention

@JamesWeekley-o9x

16 күн бұрын

But not something any human being would even like.

The look on Stephens face before the Roosevelt punchline 😅

Cicely Kyle is a legit badass!! Kudos.

@genramsey

17 күн бұрын

Got that right... totally impressed!!

@dielaughing73

16 күн бұрын

That was nuts

@tashumbriamiller

16 күн бұрын

Best badass thing I've seen in a while!!!

@cicelykyle4165

15 күн бұрын

thankz 😎

@coyley72

15 күн бұрын

@@cicelykyle4165 ❤️

Thank you for helping me laugh when it's hard to find happiness 😂❤

Seriously, do you WANT Terminators? 🤷‍♂ ...because, THAT'S how you get Terminators. 🤦‍♂

"In which of the 36 ways would you like our 5 ingredients presented to you today?" -Taco Bell 🌮

@mowattbigsly2996

17 күн бұрын

Well I think I’d like my 5 ingredient combo in the shape of a burrito today. Also, maybe one in the shape of a taco covered by a taco. Hell, make me one in the shape of one of them enchurritoladalupaditos.Mmmm….Yummy!! And then I want my change smothered in that irresistible orange cheese junk as well. I’m an American and I deserve it, by trump. I mean, by God!!

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

16 күн бұрын

"For extra credit: explain what you think the 3 seashells are for"

@AG-iu9lv

16 күн бұрын

7 layer burrito! 😂

@cocoadragon8554

15 күн бұрын

@@mowattbigsly2996 orange cheese junk? Dont you mean "Dairy Incident" so your legally covered?

Dairy Incident used to open for the Dead Milkmen, didn't they?

@lifewuzonceezr

17 күн бұрын

Big Lizard in my Backyard.. lol

@ChristopherDavisphotography

17 күн бұрын

Yes in at Atlanta, they did at Starbar.

@laydeeTeaAurora

17 күн бұрын

Sure did!

@user-yn7yo1co3k

17 күн бұрын

Right after the Butthole Surfers.

@michaelfrench3396

17 күн бұрын

I don't know. I only know about the string cheese incident. There's a lot of dairy bands

We already passed our Foodmageddon, if you ask me, when they stopped trying to artificially recreate flavors from nature and instead started insisting that their new products were flavored after other things that were artificial. For example, when the energy drinks started coming in "Skittles" and "Sourpatch Kids" flavor.

@Ian-ie3hy

16 күн бұрын

Cheetos macaroni and cheese

@yudithcaron8053

13 күн бұрын

That trend started with the Blue Raspberry "flavor", when they realized that it was way easier to create a Skittles flavor than to replicate the taste of a blueberry.

@bubblingbubztheklown5902

11 күн бұрын

Dude all the flavors they artificially create are just the same... It's gross fake apple is always green apple... Grape is always concord grade... Lemon and lime are always the same flavor, berry doesn't even exist as a flavor... 😅 Sorry I quit smoking and then started blind taste testing things and it all just higher or lower citric acid flavors.... Only time fruits taste real are in alcoholic drinks or purees made from that specific fruit. 😊

Was anyone else screaming “NNNOOOOOO!!!” when Stephen brought the ramen out to taste.

He said he wanted "S'less" but then you see him going in for another bite. Yeah, I'd try it.

@kendallstark4302

17 күн бұрын

Let's be honest, so would I 😅

@XiaolinDraconis

17 күн бұрын

Sometimes things taste different after the first bite. Gotta be sure the trash we're shoveling is actually trash.

@JeffShacter

16 күн бұрын

Standard American Diet = SAD

@tenzhitihsien888

16 күн бұрын

@@JeffShacter But at least I got sunshine in a bag.

@Elijah-bc6gs

16 күн бұрын

@@tenzhitihsien888I’m S’less, but not for long

I hate the robot face kept going back and forth between smiling and resting "I must terminate humanity" face

Personally I'm holding out for the key lime pie cup o noodles

@yudithcaron8053

13 күн бұрын

I'm still waiting for the BBQ ribs-flavored meal replacement bar.

Yes, s'mores flavored ramen noodles takes you back to that campfire moment right as you throw up in the fire and put it out.

@MeltedPearls

16 күн бұрын

😂😂I love how Stephen chooses to say "throw yourself into the fire" instead of the noodles. Like, I can't even be alive while these things exist on earth.

I wish someone would animate his description of him bringing you meanwhile.

@potheadmason1472

17 күн бұрын

Yeah like all of em that would be a great video

@XiaolinDraconis

17 күн бұрын

It has to be that guy who did xQc, Sam, Taylor etc. Meat something or other, creepy af artwork.

@JennVanMassenhoven

17 күн бұрын

Hell yeah! That would be awesome.

@tripwire4727

16 күн бұрын

Inspired

@K.J-LaMon

16 күн бұрын

Yes Please! Those would be great animated. Meanwhile animations!!!❤❤❤😂

I live near the cup-o-noodle museum in Osaka, when I asked about it, the locals cringed. 😅

A puddle with 2 eyes is smiling at me...

@kingjamos2422

17 күн бұрын

Don't look it directly in its eyes, or else be assimilated!

@Styphon

17 күн бұрын

It almost begs a Doctor Who comment

@rainydaylady6596

17 күн бұрын

​@@StyphonYou're right! Dr. Who needs to point his screwdriver at it. Ugh. 🤢🖖

We need to hear S'more of Steve's cutting edge jokes. Not sless.

Lauren Boebert also does the "clean & jerk". (Just without the "clean" part, and believe me, it's not clean!)

@starsabove8059

17 күн бұрын

Not clean, but when she does it in a theater full of families with their kids- she's definitely a jerk.

@brandonwirtz2308

17 күн бұрын

Well, she does the "clean and jerk" all right, just not in that order.

@kiriuxeosa8716

17 күн бұрын

I disagree When shes finishes I'm always squeaky clean and boned dry

@bluegreenglue6565

17 күн бұрын

Good one! : D

@Jay-is2jy

17 күн бұрын

She's just trying to reach around across the aisle and be bipartisan

I think I want that weightlifter to be President

@Ayeshteni

17 күн бұрын

I want her to be my wife...

The most topical technical noodle product tenderly prepared in the richest Styrofoam cup carefully prepackaged with dehydrated vegetables and chicken stock that is my nightly monologue. But sometimes just sometimes, I wake up in the whey protein toxic waste facility, where toxic runoff combined with bread crumbs expired marshmallows and enough heat to create the slurry s'mores soup that is my segment: meanwhile

@tenzhitihsien888

17 күн бұрын

Cup Noodles come in paper cups these days.

@markmh835

17 күн бұрын

Jake -- you, sir, are a genius. Colbert -- hire this man! 😊👍

Boil water Throw away contents Eat container

It's a blob fish!

Noodle Experience is my Grateful Dead cover band

@icantollie

16 күн бұрын

I would've gone with Jimi Hendrix cover band but ok lol

Oh, nobody's screaming inside when that face smiles, are they?

@Infinite_Curiosity00

17 күн бұрын

Fun fact: it takes more muscles to frown than smile. So if you are not able to use all of the muslces in your face, you could in fact be smiling while in excruciating pain.

@ArachnerdGC

16 күн бұрын

Screaming on the inside? Hell, I was screaming on the OUTSIDE!!!!

@desmondmolloy9173

16 күн бұрын

I read this comment, planned to post this response and then realised someone would already have made it. I was right…

"President Roosevelt will be able to check his watch to see it's time to be rolling in his grave" That should have been the punchline.

Miss Kyle is an inspiration! That’s dedication to your goals! She’s already gone far, clearly, but I would imagine this is just the beginning of her story. Well done, ma’am.

S’less 😂😂😂😂

4:26 A “messle” in my neck… 😂

@jenniferreed3472

17 күн бұрын

Yeh, he got his mords wixed😂

@sergeygolubovich1838

16 күн бұрын

He meant nessle but he messled it up

@viddork

15 күн бұрын

Maybe he was just brushing up on his Trump impersonation?

My favorite part of Meanwhile is if you tasting the food for us. The sacrifice!

@markmh835

17 күн бұрын

Oh the humanity! 😱😵😣😁

"I want... s'less." - Stephen Colbert

Cicely Kyle! What a wonder woman!

Loved the verbage around introducing Meanwhile, brilliant writing 🤜🤛

That face looks like a minor character on the next season of Fallout.

3:41 That's Super Pac-Man in a Ms. Pac-Man cabinet.

@icantollie

16 күн бұрын

Are you one of Seth Meyers' jackals

@eccreedon

16 күн бұрын

@@icantolliewas thinking the same thing! 🐺

03:48 (wait for it...) This is in my *Top 5* Stephen Colbert quotes now ❣️😂

I’m dying here, not had my first coffee and trying to keep up, meanwhile slow down Stephen. 😂😂😂 ❤

I want S'none-at-all.

I love the arms race between Stephen and his writers at the beginning of this segment. 😂

Mad props for even touching that ramen Stephen. But the Miss Pac-Man hawk tuah joke is gold. "Awa awa awa awa awa" only thing missing but cannot be said on air.

Would you say that Teddy would be happy to find out that he still has plenty of time to sleep in?

Imagine an alien species that is more or less a sentient gelatinous cube, an intelligent version of the monster from "The Blob." A translucent creature where you can see the remains of its last meal through its flesh. Now imagine that this creature is attempting to blend into human society by growing a face, and disarm its victims with a charming smile. Yeah, that's what that robot face looks like.

@icantollie

16 күн бұрын

Suggest workshopping your storyline at one of the many free pop-up writers' workshops across the country this summer

Is it really a NEW camp fire experience…? I feel like we’ve had horror stories for a long time.

I'm always excited when my country - Bulgaria is mentioned in the show

1:31 "Oh no, they got Sassy!" Sassy: "Waddayatalkinabeet?"

He dove back in for more 😮 Steve did u like it more than u let on? 🤭

Why did Colbert say he wants S'less, while going in for a second helping? XD

@shanesimpson3455

17 күн бұрын

Because that was the way the joke was written?

Such a captivating upload.

Thanks again Steve! Hysterical as always!

Munchma Kuchi! 😂 Stephen breaking is the best!

@icantollie

16 күн бұрын

And for long-time viewers of the show, we're sad to announce that the annual 3000-mile Norwalkathon has been canceled due to reasons of...

Lmfao...this was funny. Thanks for the laughs. 💥

This channel is a go-to for information. It's the best!

Nailed it Steve.

Of course it's a 'Noodle Experience'... ... they couldn't say 'Noodle Incident' without hearing from Calvin's lawyers.🤣

A sphincter making a hostage video 😂😂

S'mores flavour cup ramen! Because America is a thing that exists! 👏🇺🇸👏

Mrs. Pacman Hawk Tuah edition?!! Pretty good.

Sless is now a word. bring it Oxford

2:03 the SILENCE of an audience of men very uncomfortable about dealing with their feelings. GREAT JOKE TEAM 😂❤

Cup O S'mores. Mmm, tastes like I might die. 😂

4:16 This lady is the boss. She's showing us how it's done.

Stephen missed a real opportunity with the punchline on the watch joke. I expected him to say that Roosevelt checked his watch and found he was late! ⌚😆 Edited because blasted voice-to-text used a V in Mr. Colbert's name!

@ArachnerdGC

16 күн бұрын

For a second there I thought you meant your blasted voice-to-text wrote Colvert. 🙊

Got the smores noodles. Expected to hate it. Didn't.

@DawnDavidson

17 күн бұрын

😮

@newhorizonsforfifty2833

17 күн бұрын

Complete with a veltini.

New Instant ramen for RFK jr. artificial Kitten flavor.

Smores with freeze dried shrimp, and a secret dusting of Oriental. Kind of like Jellybelly's Bamboozled jellybeans, but only the vomit flavor, little chunks of rock salt, and flakes of fish food. This is the most happy I've been for not eating something in weeks.

They left off the worst part. The skin was harvested from juvenile foreskin cells.

That robot face is nightmare fuel.

The Roosevelt and "s'less" jokes were top notch. Best show in late night right now (:

Good to know that the brainstorming phase for developing new Cup Noodles flavors involves copious amounts of weed.

@ArachnerdGC

16 күн бұрын

I'd try them, with or without a spliff! They're probably pretty good on a rainy Saturday afternoon. I like strange things, particularly sweet strange things and I'll try anything once, sometimes twice just to make sure.

They're putting skin on robots... That is literally the development of the T-800!

S'mores Noodles to be featured in Will Farrel's Elf 2

You thought S'Mores Ramen was bad, wait until they release the new Tuna Snickers Bar, Nacho Cheese Shredded Wheat, and Beef Soda!

“Teddy, you’re late!”

2:01 Insightful yet funny 😂😂😂 I had to rewind

I miss the Big Furry Hat.

👋🏾🤣 Okay hear out this very stoned thought; the smors ramen with Gochujang!

Scientists: We’re not weird and nerdy loners. Why do people keep saying that? Also scientists: Look and what we’ve made! A robot face made out of living skin!

2:42 Correction: It's kindof upsettingly *moist* 😫

Always on point! Bravo!

That robot was nightmare fodder.

2:10 having the fastest car just means your gonna meet Paul Walker sooner rather then later

Robot face looks like Thomas the tank engine in the new Disney live action remake

"The world's fastest car is one step closer to reality." Wait, hold-up, isn't the "world's fastest car" just the world's fastest car? Only when another car goes faster does *that* car become the world's fastest.

S'less 🤣🤣🤣

Coming soon, Taco Bell S'More's Noodle Burritos

@1:05 "Bulgarian Garbage scow" you say... leave my garbage alone!

Just saw smores ramen, and heads up, i did this about a year ago, tried mixing whey protein powder into my ramen. It was smores flavor... I did not take a 4th bite. No matter how it was flavored, SMores Is Not A Flavor For Noodles.

I go to the comments every time he mentions Bulgaria 🎉 Who's with me on this 😊

As he described that ramen stuff, I thought, "I hope he's still doing taste tests, because this product really needs one.' He did not disappoint (although I expect if you like commercial junk food, it's probably fairly tasty.)

1:31 in case you didn't want to fill these 90 seconds with Steve's complimentary hot air enema...

Sless.. NICE!

That weightlifter was amazing!

Today I was behind a woman in line at walmart, and she was buying does more flavored noodles and was going to give them her to her children to "see what happens". I informed her that if this starts the zombie apocalypse, well I guess we deserve it for having created such a thing in the first place. I then spent the next 20 or so minutes wondering how exactly you are supposed to eat this cup of noodle? Like are they normal noodles or some kind of graham cracker noodle? Would you use water or milk... Or chocolate sauce as the liquid? And why, oh why dear god, must we live in a world where somebody thought it was a good idea in the first place?

hold up living tissue over a metal exoskeleton... no no no no no

the "face" has an eerie resemblance to Thomas-the-Tank-Engine! It could be Thomas' evil twin!