The professional woman can never just be intelligent with Tyler! 😡

@AnointedFlow

4 ай бұрын

NEVER!!!

@BlaqueRose23

4 ай бұрын

Facts!!!!

@juicyparsons

4 ай бұрын

gotta stop lettin this man insult your intelligence. he ain't even worth a hate watch lol

@FCLaney

4 ай бұрын

Because he’s not intelligent

@theorderofthebees7308

4 ай бұрын

Facts!!!!

“Tyler Perry!.... imma need you to.. Stop!” I felt that lol

@AnointedFlow

4 ай бұрын

solid, truthful comment.

@JeansGenes86

4 ай бұрын

He needed to stop since the first Madea movie 😭

Nothing but a high-end Tubi movie! 🤣

@danavixen6274

4 ай бұрын

NOT 'high end Tubi'.... 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

@niecy_locd

4 ай бұрын

This!! For sure 😂😂

@ZeeTene

3 ай бұрын

Nah, even most Tubi movies have better plots than this 😭

@Joyfulsmiles137

3 ай бұрын

@@ZeeTene Damn fr?!?! I believe you and Tony cause I refuse to watch it 🤣

@tyjohnson2492

3 ай бұрын

That's probably where it will end up on 😂😂

Wanting your money back from a Netflix original is tough 😂😂😂

@tiffanycaldwell5311

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@_kc85

4 ай бұрын

But it’s exactly how I felt lol I need to be compensated for my time 😂

@scholarlytalkonlife4143

4 ай бұрын

His money back due to the crust 😂

No rinse off, no bird bath 🤣🤣🤣

@danavixen6274

4 ай бұрын

'Crusty Smash' 😂

@greenmika

4 ай бұрын

No nothing! In one hole and then right into another 🤮😂

@ladyj1749

4 ай бұрын

​@@greenmika 🤣🤣💀💀

The fearlessness of Tony to keep it real about Tyler is ROBUST.

@jwdathefax377

4 ай бұрын

“Fearlessness”?? What’s there to fear?😂

@smilealwaysnatasha3423

4 ай бұрын

Fear of what? 😂😂😂😂😂

@Alr1ghtyThen

4 ай бұрын

The fear of speaking openly and honestly about how you dislike a movie of the most prominent black filmmaker in the industry. It's not like he's talking about some no name Tubi filmmaker. Some would not take that chance.

@jwdathefax377

4 ай бұрын

@@Alr1ghtyThen Tyler’s power only reaches as far as his own movies and Tony clearly doesn’t want to be in them.😂

@Alr1ghtyThen

4 ай бұрын

@@jwdathefax377 I'm not saying Tony SHOULD fear Tyler Perry. Also you clearly don't know that a lot of other productions other than his own are shot at his film studios. He has friends that are equally or more pwerful. That's all I'm saying. I commend Tony for saying it with his CHELST! 😂

"THIS IS SO UNSANITARY!!!" Lmao, I'm hollering. 😂😂😂

OVER THE CRUST!!! It was disrespectful and disgusting, I agree 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

@PaperMario64

4 ай бұрын

🤢

@breezy4rm913

4 ай бұрын

That part was so trifling to me.

Tony normally explains films great, but not even he could save this film. 😂

@rmwilson4287

4 ай бұрын

I enjoyed this review more then the movie 🤣

@fayettenampeach

4 ай бұрын

​@rmwilson4287 I did too...lol

Crusted over shaft is a phrase I never want to hear again 😂

@a1090132

3 ай бұрын

🤮

The voice he does for the guy is cracking me up 😂

@djstravels4828

4 ай бұрын

It’s perfect 😂

@0004voltz

4 ай бұрын

No I wanna watch🤣

@BunnieLucas

4 ай бұрын

FR I am cryinggggggggg 😭😭

@danavixen6274

4 ай бұрын

HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CameraemusicTV

4 ай бұрын

Bruh lmao

I’m surprised Madea didn’t pop up in the movie! 😂😂😂

@VashtiPerry

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Tyler Perry is a menace.

“I like Kelly Rowland’s face…..” I felt this. 😅

I feel you on him not washing off, too. That was just nasty. 😂😂😂😂

I heard this movie had more plot holes than SpongeBob

@blkcajunqt_3575

4 ай бұрын

I was gonna say Swiss cheese but I like this too lmao

@danavixen6274

4 ай бұрын

Especially in the end. Started off alright, but it became more and more bizarre per usual. Sad. With character development and a better script, this would've been a better movie.

I laughed all the way through this review. I didn't watch the movie. But I will say this... I NEVER understood why people in movies lay up all night having sex, wake up, put their clothes on and go to work with out showering. Or they'll be cheating. Have sex with someone, then their house will walk in and they'll turn RIGHT around and have sex with their spouse to throw them off without taking a shower first. Just nasty.

@samblovinglife7946

4 ай бұрын

It's called a double hitter😂

@Lilboozibert

4 ай бұрын

I think they did this in Midnight Cowboy and Requiem for a Dream but those were good movies...and they were junkies, too, so understandable behavior.

@JaDedby88

4 ай бұрын

The fact that you laughed all the way through tells me all I need to know.. for sure not watching now 😂

@naejessica14

4 ай бұрын

Right! And then wonder why STD's get there! Make it make sense! 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

@ambriaashley3383

4 ай бұрын

@@naejessica14sad cuz you can still get STDs no matter how much you shower … I feel like once you have that unprotected “fun” too many times (or with someone who’s been infected), it’s over lol… but the no showering is def at least a yeast infection or BV or other funkiness smh The other problem is that no one almost EVER uses protection in films & TV… sigh.

Crust, no bird bath, paint....it's so not sexy😂😅. You nailed it, Tony. These storylines are looooong.

Kelendria was absolutely gorgeous! Her wardrobe, hair & make-up were all exquisite! Now the writing……

@CandieP

4 ай бұрын

Kelly is definitely gorgeous but the acting was very flat. Same facial expressions in every scene.

@theorderofthebees7308

4 ай бұрын

I agree ☝️

@theorderofthebees7308

4 ай бұрын

@@CandiePI disagree with Kelly acting flag but directors have a lot to do with what an actors brings to the table it’s up to the director to direct and support - and well you and I both know how that went

@danavixen6274

4 ай бұрын

​@@theorderofthebees7308Frfr. 😏

@danavixen6274

4 ай бұрын

At least, makeup and costume design could win awards. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m glad someone else said it. There was Z E R O chemistry between Mea and the artist or her husband. He was telling her she wants him and I was like, “when? what time stamp was that?”. KR was wooden in this film. Don’t get me started with the skull fragments and blood … was the police not involved? Who investigated this? They didn’t do a DNA test??? How this lady walking working with skull pieces and buckets of blood missing?

@gazellehelene5380

4 ай бұрын

They probably just got blood and bone from a dead body and worked with forensics so that they can claim the body to be Heidi’s. Since he is a DA, he has pull and could use it for evil. That being said, they still should have explained it

@hotindecember1951

4 ай бұрын

She had skull fragments missing but when we found her in the DR she didn’t have a bandage, stitches or nothing on her head 😂 and why was she a hotel maid if she was paid off and who cashed in on her 3 million dollar life insurance policy? Mea had more chemistry with her brother in law than her husband 😂😂😂

@whewchile9818

4 ай бұрын

this was his worst work. Take me back to the days he did the gospel plays...please

@PaperMario64

4 ай бұрын

@@hotindecember1951 see, you covered my next point. Why she cleaning hotel rooms? Let’s pretend there wasn’t a policy. We really supposed to believe she went through all this for free? That brother in law didn’t break her off some serious cash to disappear and keep her mouth shut? Chile…

@PaperMario64

4 ай бұрын

@@whewchile9818 lol. That’s the lane he needs to stay in.

not the crusted over shaft? woooooo child

I was done with Tyler Perry after the ending to Why Did I Get Married, Too. Janet Jackson literally drove her husband to his death and then meets The Rock. I was like, "Is this really supposed to be a happy ending?"😂

@Taylaaaaa562

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@npursuit

3 ай бұрын

Exactly! I was like she got it all, all the money, her husband's dead now and out of her hair, and I guess a lightskinned 🥷 is supposed to be the cherry on top.

@VashtiPerry

3 ай бұрын

Same. I was so put off by that.

“TYLER PERRY! …..I’ma need you to just… Stop” *straight face*

The repeated use of the word crust 😂😂😂😂 no crust zone. Cut the crust off 😂 🥪

@aging80sbaby

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066

4 ай бұрын

I'm mad nobody rinsed off, crusty smash..... 😂😂😂😂

I’m dyyyimggg!!! CRUSTY SHAFT, NO BIRD BATH!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

I’m glad this movie was so bad so we could get this hilarious review 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 this was on point. The story line made no sense 😂😂😂

As an aspiring artist painter/photographer I'm really planning to get a loft

@thecurator2626

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

This movie was not good at all. The paint scene disturbed me lol. And why didn't she go down the stairs??? Whose brain fragments was in the painting? Where did Heidi go??? 🤣🤣🤣

@rclark1132

4 ай бұрын

This need to be a AND ANOTHER THING thread…🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mssuga7325

4 ай бұрын

@@rclark1132 Aaaaand aaanother thing....why didn't the P.I. do an extensive search? He would have known the family was in that hotel lol. AND...I know the husband was cheating on Mea because why are you holding her hand? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iamjro

4 ай бұрын

So many questions without answers

@mssuga7325

4 ай бұрын

@@iamjro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mygameishonesty9030

4 ай бұрын

It bothered my spirit, too.

Tony Baker is officially my favorite movie reviewer! You hit this one right on the head 😂

Dried up kewchie! 🤣🤣🤣

@wildonez3076

4 ай бұрын

It's sad the we always have to be vulgar!! Disappointed. Such L O W standards!!

Thank you Tony! That movie was @ss! With a capital 'A!' I'm giving this movie 1 butt cheek out of 2!🤣

@rasun316

4 ай бұрын

...half-assed? 😅😅😅

@katcoleman3602

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@AminaPhilosophy

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Now a lot of women have been saying that the sex scene was downright disgusting. Now even a man has said the same thing? You know it wasn't right when both sides of the coin have something to say.

Great review Tony, I agree with all of your points. Also to add to it if we weren't told Kelly wad a lawyer we would not have known, she was never in a courtroom. So many darn loose ends in the whole movie. And Oh! When and where did he hook up with the othe sister and how did the brother find out?

I’m surprised you didn’t talk about the “Everybody gets stabbed” scenes at the end.

All I wanted to know was how many cell phones did Mea have AND how far did she get away from the house because the attempted ride back with her husband was long.

@thatsmethough7663

4 ай бұрын

Lol! It was! Great point!

@hotindecember1951

4 ай бұрын

She changed phones more than she changed outfits huh? 😂😂

@flexx7611

4 ай бұрын

Kelly ran more distance in a short while than a car would do in a longer time. Tyler Perry you wrong for that. 🤣

@wishanukkawood

4 ай бұрын

Lmfao!!!! Exactly did she run like 3 miles?!?

@courtneyliddell

3 ай бұрын

She ran miles without 1 car stopping until Kal came along

Now this was an honest review! I could feel the frustration through the iPad screen. 😂😂😂 I haven’t heard not one good review on this movie. Sad.

I was yelling in my head walk down the steps why you keep getting on the elevator. Then criedlaughing saying homie so you just not going to rinse off, and she cool with it. Mea for the streets.

Tyler’s wigs been cuttin off his circulation 🤷🏽‍♂️

@triciaess

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

“Midnight at blue “😂😂 driest of rides lmao that movie was not believable at all and happened just like you said it lol😂😂😂😂

“He got the crusted over shaft!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I already know I'm gon agree but I'm stuck on the thumbnail lmaaaoo. Sir I cannot staaaand you!

1.5 saxes is way too much

@firecomesoutofme

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 it should be - 20

@AnointedFlow

4 ай бұрын

way too much

@D3Grand

4 ай бұрын

This ain't deserve a saxophone at all TYLER! Gahdamn

@rkms5606

4 ай бұрын

It's for Kelly 😂

Why didn’t she ever go to court? Why did Kelly run into the woman in DR of all places?

I'm not a fan of his films,subject matter or his directing either.But,I'm a fan of his grind to be successful,one time being homeless and sleeping in his car,then his plays taking off,then his Medea movies taking off.Owning his own film studio and the land it's on,plus the mansion thing. LOL. I salute him for all his success and making his dreams come true.

@novelettebarnes8379

4 ай бұрын

I shared your opinion until this movie. He has been hiding a very depraved mind.

@user-be7tc2bd6e

4 ай бұрын

@@novelettebarnes8379 I haven't seen this film nor will I either. LOL. I don't watch his films,not my cup of tea.

@triciaess

4 ай бұрын

​@@novelettebarnes8379 He hasn't been hiding. If this you think this is bad check All The Queens Men.

I am so pumped to see your review on this. Cause I gave it -5 saxophones

I appreciate your passion about the uncleanliness and outrageousness of that paint scene! Lol

...lofts have been sexy to me ever since Janet Jackson's "The Pleasure Principle" video

4:29- dried up indeed😂😂 and security will be on my floor every time we meet in the office! Do extra rounds to ensure my safety security man/woman. I will not be going to any loft!

I'm hollering 'the crust' 😂😂😂

This review is on point. Tyler needs to leverage his power to get the stars and budget, but he needs to outsource the writing and directing responsibilities.

@jazzybash1

4 ай бұрын

Yes and some A list stars that he has had I don’t think he utilized their talents to full capacity either.

4:11-4:40 this whole sequence had me ROLLING!

This was the sequel to temptation

@CandieP

4 ай бұрын

Minus the positive HIV test 😂

@sgenisesgs

4 ай бұрын

With a dash of "good deeds"

@poet82n

4 ай бұрын

​@@sgenisesgsAnd the movie Addicted. It's all the same.

4:10 Dry as a dessert with no oasis. This was the weirdest thing to me, ew.

Bring back the spoilers, Tony. We need the nitty geitty.

“Dryest rides”🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The face when you turned for the saxophones 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 explains the awfulness of this movie.

Yeah the lack of sanitary care between lovers and lack of character intelligence for a the lawyer was beyond. On top of unexplained storylines and there was just alot that did not make basic sense

OMG!!! you are the 1st person that has reviewed this (that I saw) that mentioned the fact that Zaire put his pants back on "over the crust"!!!!! 🤮 I'm like, how has no one mentioned this!?

Your review was hilarious! " Lack of Sanitary Practices" I'm done.

Katt was right, Tyler doesn’t make stars. He streamlines average movies

I needed this laugh. Tony is epic 😂👏🏼

I 💯 percent agree with everything U said, Tony 👍🏾.

After a fall from grace i refused to let tyler s&it me again. He misses so many small things with everything he does that misses take away from everything else

The crust.....I was not expecting that 💀💀😂😂 good review

I love everything he said. I for sure had these same questions while watching this film. I only watched it for Kelly Rowland and I rolled my eyes the entire film. The only correction I have is he did not invite her to the sex club he said he was going out without leaving home and that peaked her interest so she followed him. She was walking to her car then changed her mind and followed behind him. I am sure he knew she would do that though

"He got the crusted over shaft!" "Puts his pants on OVER the crust"😂. I was caught up with Kelly actually doing that type of scene that I didn't notice

Bruuh the "crusted over shaft" took me out!!! LOL

Love a Tony Baker movie review!

LOL Tony bout to buy a loft!

Tony’s 2 minutes on lofts is hilarious 😂🤣🤣

I didn’t even waste my time. What’s funny is that you got coworkers thinking it’s a cinematic masterpiece and when you asked them have they seen “American Fiction”, they would say they couldn’t get with it. 🤣

Thank you for helping my eyes NOT see another TP PRODUCTION. Spoil away, sir😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂 your entire take on this film was everything I needed

Thank you, Tony for this honest review! I wholeheartedly agree with everything you said.

You said exactly how I was feeling and you hit the nail on the head

Tony! 😂 The end has me rolling! The combination of the look into the screen, the soft jazz, the black and white screen, with the speech over the saxophones 🎷is taking me out lol

😂 LMAO!!! This has got to be one of the FUNNIEST reviews Ever!!! 🤣

Your thumb nails are superb! 😅🤣

The weird-guy-with-the-sexy-loft trend started with The Fly. Jeff Goldblum being all weird sciencey and fine, until he turned into a monster of course. I think he even had a motorcycle too, or some kinda 2-wheel ride. Fantastic. 👌🏽🥰 About Mea Culpa, haven’t watched it. Probably never will. Streaming services don’t distinguish hate-watching streams from the overall number of streams. I bet they don’t even care about bad reviews if a show does big numbers. So naw… I won’t be part of it.

This review wasn't just FAIR, but it was a little _TOO_ nice! 🤣😂😅

I haven't even seen this movie but your summary was hilarious! I'm just gonna watch your recap two more times.

Excellent critique. The turnaround in your chair took me out😂😂

TONY always great seeing you !love you man ❤❤❤

Love 🫂 you with the reviews and All that you Do !!!!!

I found it hard to believe that a prosecutor would bring up murder charges when there is no body found.

@hotindecember1951

4 ай бұрын

It’s like he knows nothing about the law but he keeps writing movies involving criminals and lawyers 😂😂😂 GO GET SOME INSIGHT Jeeze

I love your spoilers reviews it save me money 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💸💸💸💸💸💸

I was mad when Mea came back to his apartment. I started yelling at the screen when Ole dude got up with fresh Kewchie juice on him and started making out with Mea. He aint even try to rinse it off nor did she make him take a shower. 🤢🤮 I guess they were hoping that the paint would burn away the BV/STDs lmbo. (I’m joking, I know how STDs are transmitted)

Thank you for taking one for the home team on this!!!😜

Thank you. I always wait on your reviews😂😂😂

I felt the SAME way and the end??? What!!?? Mia did NOT work for the CIA so why toss the phone. She could have just blocked him…the movie was 🗑️

10:29 and beyond had me crying laughing - I needed every moment of that. So much pain and suffering in Tony’s delivery 😂😂.

😂 Hilarious!! I love the review!

“What kinda horse shit is this?”😭😭

This is one of the funniest reviews I have ever seen😂😂😂

The description was so perfect.

Thanks for saving me time and money 😂. I appreciate you, Tony Baker!❤

Tony, this was HILARIOUS!

One of your best reviews yet

Tyler Perry made the perfect movie for what NOT to do when making a movie.