Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments

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  • @amywoolner99
    @amywoolner995 ай бұрын

    George and Emily singing about how much they love each other and then the immediate cut to Max and Ellie talking about different ways they used to attack each other is truly a cinematic masterpiece 😂 me and my siblings are like 99% Max and Ellie with the occasional 1% George and Emily 😂

  • @indilittle-pp5re
    @indilittle-pp5re5 ай бұрын

    george’s sister is so nice to george when ellie is brutal hahah love them though 🩷😭

  • @bethadshead
    @bethadshead5 ай бұрын

    Ellie is an icon it has to be said

  • @JBW27
    @JBW275 ай бұрын

    *Ripped your haemorrhoids out like a string of fairy lights* is one of the best sentences I've ever heard 😂😂 Howling whilst walking around the estate. The neighbours must be thinking the foxes are back 😅🤦🏻‍♂️😅

  • @JBW27
    @JBW275 ай бұрын

    See, THIS is the kind of stuff I've been waiting to see! So happy we get to see and learn more about your families, it's lovely. If I tried to do this with my siblings, it would be a quick descent into carnage and WW3, so I appreciate that you managed to get an episode from it 😂😂

  • @christinaxxx4618
    @christinaxxx46185 ай бұрын

    Emily has the perfect voice to do ASMR

  • @21chae51

    @21chae51

    5 ай бұрын

    Except the mouth clicking 😩

  • @m1scha
    @m1scha5 ай бұрын

    is georges sister cgi too or is that just a george thing

  • @kallidcy

    @kallidcy

    5 ай бұрын

    I think she use to be but they turned her human. Not too sure tho.

  • @claireport22

    @claireport22

    5 ай бұрын

    We'll have to as the editor about that tbh 🤔

  • @charlotte52yearsago84
    @charlotte52yearsago845 ай бұрын

    Aw is Geo 15:44 George’s nickname

  • @LilyAgulara

    @LilyAgulara

    2 ай бұрын

    Ik it’s sooooo cute ❤

  • @Themidlandsmum
    @Themidlandsmum5 ай бұрын

    The sisters are literally what I imagined them to be 😍😅 love this episode ❤

  • @annieeames2282
    @annieeames22825 ай бұрын

    George and Ellie bonding over bullying Max, Max and Emily bonding over being fabulous queens and adoring George 👌👌 I love this so much.

  • @meganstapo1867
    @meganstapo18675 ай бұрын

    this has got to be the best video! we need the sisters to come back more!!

  • @brookesummers6235
    @brookesummers62355 ай бұрын

    Max’s sister looks like Kelly clarkson so much it’s scary

  • @niamh9782
    @niamh97825 ай бұрын

    SISTER EPISODE FINALLY!!!!!

  • @CaKerBaKer101
    @CaKerBaKer1015 ай бұрын

    THE EPISODE WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

  • @ggh05t
    @ggh05t5 ай бұрын

    we need more of these i am laughing so hard

  • @sinjinl00nal0v3r

    @sinjinl00nal0v3r

    5 ай бұрын

    SINJIN DROWNING WATCHER!

  • @ggh05t

    @ggh05t

    5 ай бұрын

    @@sinjinl00nal0v3r HEYYYYY!!!

  • @jeffies2821
    @jeffies28215 ай бұрын

    The sisters are exactly as I imagined them

  • @harrietbrxwn
    @harrietbrxwn5 ай бұрын

    OMG THE EP WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

  • @courtlelliott
    @courtlelliott5 ай бұрын

    One of my brothers wrapped my gift from him entirely in duct tape so we definitely have more of a Max/Ellie sibling relationship

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking51745 ай бұрын

    Happy Christmas Max and George - I discovered your podcast and love it.

  • @Hungover_raccoon67
    @Hungover_raccoon675 ай бұрын

    emily reminds me of gemma styles, idk if anyone will understand what i mean

  • @Afbfsh

    @Afbfsh

    5 ай бұрын

    Yessss!! I thought no would get it so I didn’t say anything😭😭😭😭

  • @Hungover_raccoon67

    @Hungover_raccoon67

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Afbfsh they both have the most comforting aura everrrrrr

  • @tillym.9827
    @tillym.98275 ай бұрын

    BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY

  • @Partyhatpossum
    @Partyhatpossum5 ай бұрын

    George cannot catch a break😭

  • @charlotte52yearsago84
    @charlotte52yearsago845 ай бұрын

    YESS perfect xmas eve podcast

  • @liarose.222
    @liarose.2225 ай бұрын

    1:21:46 i feel like this was such a niche joke and no one actually understood it 😭😭

  • @ghostingclay
    @ghostingclay5 ай бұрын

    OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SISTER EPISODE OH MY FUKCING GOD

  • @lucybaird1173
    @lucybaird11735 ай бұрын

    omggg this has been the best episode yet🥹

  • @chloelord3578
    @chloelord35785 ай бұрын

    This was such a fun ep, you can really see why you’re both the way you are with the glimpse into family dynamics! It’s nice to see 🫶

  • @Five5years
    @Five5years5 ай бұрын

    Loved this ep guys! Really made me laugh 😂🙌🏼

  • @sarahcrozier104
    @sarahcrozier1045 ай бұрын

    Honestly the funniest episode you guys have done (no offence it’s all because of the sisters)! 🤣🤣 please I need the sisters on on a regular basis

  • @zuzdoesnottry
    @zuzdoesnottry5 ай бұрын

    i vouched for this

  • @legster983
    @legster9835 ай бұрын

    So wholesome x

  • @superdrwholock
    @superdrwholock5 ай бұрын

    Merry christmas guys have a good one

  • @Urmom-cq9uw

    @Urmom-cq9uw

    5 ай бұрын

    Merry Christmas!!

  • @Rosie0s
    @Rosie0s5 ай бұрын

    Hope everyone has a merryChristmas :D

  • @AnnoyedFullMoon-oy8up
    @AnnoyedFullMoon-oy8up5 ай бұрын

    I would pay so much money to have 10% of Max’s confidence

  • @user-on8hv6xl1k
    @user-on8hv6xl1k5 ай бұрын

    Cried laughing at this so many times

  • @marthajackson25
    @marthajackson255 ай бұрын

    such a good ep hahaha

  • @KingOfTheJungleRoar
    @KingOfTheJungleRoar5 ай бұрын

    Why is Max dressed as the can he’s drinking?

  • @elliembh1726
    @elliembh17265 ай бұрын

    Thumbnail is giving founding fathers

  • @21chae51
    @21chae515 ай бұрын

    Emily the smacking 😩😭😭

  • @alyssawillis569

    @alyssawillis569

    4 ай бұрын

    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THST NOTICED ITS SO ANNOYING

  • @jejepalmer
    @jejepalmer5 ай бұрын

    max ur hair looks so good in this

  • @z_loro4126
    @z_loro41265 ай бұрын

    I can’t believe I sat through 1 hour and 36 minutes in one sitting

  • @rasmuspetridis9942
    @rasmuspetridis99425 ай бұрын

    MAX!❤

  • @bellaxholly
    @bellaxholly5 ай бұрын

    i was laughing the entire time icl

  • @educationperfecthater
    @educationperfecthater5 ай бұрын

    girlll as a new zealander i am OFFENDED 😭 JUST BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE GOOD SHOPS 😭

  • @malecslcve
    @malecslcve5 ай бұрын

    I LOVE EMILY

  • @claireport22
    @claireport225 ай бұрын

    What an engine 😅

  • @Jason8823
    @Jason88235 ай бұрын

    Emily kind of sounds like the Princess of Wales, am I the only one picking that up?

  • @JBW27

    @JBW27

    5 ай бұрын

    Mmm, not necessarily getting that, but certainly getting a posh country girl accent/annunciation. So, I suppose I can see where that reference you're getting comes from.

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr57374 ай бұрын

    Please do another episode with Ellie

  • @katieroberts7317
    @katieroberts73175 ай бұрын

    Big up Chepstow! Woo!

  • @geeooo
    @geeooo5 ай бұрын

    OMG OMG OMG

  • @legster983
    @legster9835 ай бұрын

    Omg max don’t be a wimp , a Brazilian doesn’t hurt that much !!

  • @geemay6979
    @geemay69795 ай бұрын

    Tbh I’m the new doawk film they speak about changing to exploded diaper

  • @gingernproud6514
    @gingernproud65145 ай бұрын

    Emily is like alexis from schitts creek… 😂

  • @lucyloo2874
    @lucyloo28745 ай бұрын

    I AM SAT

  • @JBW27
    @JBW275 ай бұрын

    George used to burst into song to get his parents permission to wear his sister's nightie for a sleepover and then wonders why a family member asked if he's gay? Mate, you're lovely and have a sweet sense of humour, BUT even as an adult you're a bit fruity, so I can't see why you're surprised 😂😂 EDIT: Fucking weird coincidence that someone then asked a question about it. I dno who asked the question about George's sexuality - if someone was to ask such a question in the future, I would suggest not phrasing it quite like that 🤦🏻‍♂️😅 Not what I'd write in to ask and George is well within his right to not answer (obviously), but on a "'tism technicality" the question wasn't asked or answered before 😅 What i would have asked is whether George feels he's settled in London for his career or whether he envisions moving back to Bristol at some point - that I'd be interested to know more about and his thoughts of the two places as a born and raised Londoner/Essex Boy who has sadly never been to Bristol (but it looks fucking beautiful - even more so than York, which i lived in for 3yrs).

  • @maeiliy

    @maeiliy

    5 ай бұрын

    What are you even saying 😭

  • @emzeemzeemze

    @emzeemzeemze

    5 ай бұрын

    bro is rambling

  • @JBW27

    @JBW27

    5 ай бұрын

    @@emzeemzeemze perhaps a tad. I've a splash of neurodivergence and my mind has a hundred thoughts at any one time 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ It can be hard to process and formulate it succinctly sometimes 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @JBW27

    @JBW27

    5 ай бұрын

    @@maeiliy My genius is so frightening that even I don't always know 😉😂😂 I guess, you just have to take each point or every few sentences in turn and it ought to make sense that way. It's an attempt at not writing 20 comments on a video - instead, I try to consolidate it into one or two longer comments. I get though that it might not flow so well that way, but I try at least 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @maeiliy

    @maeiliy

    5 ай бұрын

    @@JBW27 yeah I reread the comment cuz I got a notif and I actually understood it after a few days 😭 But yes I do agree with everything you're saying lmao, maybe just use paragraphs next time cuz sm was in that second paragraph

  • @user-fs4fo5br7s
    @user-fs4fo5br7s5 ай бұрын

    My brother is 2 1/2 years younger than me lol but im a bit more bitchy to mine

  • @shaedonelan8560
    @shaedonelan85605 ай бұрын

    George is hot!

  • @xxorlzigxx2296
    @xxorlzigxx22965 ай бұрын

    Hypothetically, if someone is 14 can they come to a live show in may for their birthday..?

  • @max_balegde

    @max_balegde

    5 ай бұрын

    Yes babes xx

  • @mialillykerri
    @mialillykerri4 ай бұрын

    I love Emily but she keep sucking her teeth into the mic!!! Girlie please x

  • @MD-hn4ip
    @MD-hn4ip5 ай бұрын

    I am lord fart wad

  • @isabellehaddon3496
    @isabellehaddon34965 ай бұрын

    Can deal with the lip smacking

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