Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments
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George and Emily singing about how much they love each other and then the immediate cut to Max and Ellie talking about different ways they used to attack each other is truly a cinematic masterpiece 😂 me and my siblings are like 99% Max and Ellie with the occasional 1% George and Emily 😂
george’s sister is so nice to george when ellie is brutal hahah love them though 🩷😭
Ellie is an icon it has to be said
*Ripped your haemorrhoids out like a string of fairy lights* is one of the best sentences I've ever heard 😂😂 Howling whilst walking around the estate. The neighbours must be thinking the foxes are back 😅🤦🏻♂️😅
See, THIS is the kind of stuff I've been waiting to see! So happy we get to see and learn more about your families, it's lovely. If I tried to do this with my siblings, it would be a quick descent into carnage and WW3, so I appreciate that you managed to get an episode from it 😂😂
Emily has the perfect voice to do ASMR
@21chae51
5 ай бұрын
Except the mouth clicking 😩
is georges sister cgi too or is that just a george thing
@kallidcy
5 ай бұрын
I think she use to be but they turned her human. Not too sure tho.
@claireport22
5 ай бұрын
We'll have to as the editor about that tbh 🤔
Aw is Geo 15:44 George’s nickname
@LilyAgulara
2 ай бұрын
Ik it’s sooooo cute ❤
The sisters are literally what I imagined them to be 😍😅 love this episode ❤
George and Ellie bonding over bullying Max, Max and Emily bonding over being fabulous queens and adoring George 👌👌 I love this so much.
this has got to be the best video! we need the sisters to come back more!!
Max’s sister looks like Kelly clarkson so much it’s scary
SISTER EPISODE FINALLY!!!!!
THE EPISODE WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
we need more of these i am laughing so hard
@sinjinl00nal0v3r
5 ай бұрын
SINJIN DROWNING WATCHER!
@ggh05t
5 ай бұрын
@@sinjinl00nal0v3r HEYYYYY!!!
The sisters are exactly as I imagined them
OMG THE EP WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
One of my brothers wrapped my gift from him entirely in duct tape so we definitely have more of a Max/Ellie sibling relationship
Happy Christmas Max and George - I discovered your podcast and love it.
emily reminds me of gemma styles, idk if anyone will understand what i mean
@Afbfsh
5 ай бұрын
Yessss!! I thought no would get it so I didn’t say anything😭😭😭😭
@Hungover_raccoon67
5 ай бұрын
@@Afbfsh they both have the most comforting aura everrrrrr
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY
George cannot catch a break😭
YESS perfect xmas eve podcast
1:21:46 i feel like this was such a niche joke and no one actually understood it 😭😭
OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SISTER EPISODE OH MY FUKCING GOD
omggg this has been the best episode yet🥹
This was such a fun ep, you can really see why you’re both the way you are with the glimpse into family dynamics! It’s nice to see 🫶
Loved this ep guys! Really made me laugh 😂🙌🏼
Honestly the funniest episode you guys have done (no offence it’s all because of the sisters)! 🤣🤣 please I need the sisters on on a regular basis
i vouched for this
So wholesome x
Merry christmas guys have a good one
@Urmom-cq9uw
5 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas!!
Hope everyone has a merryChristmas :D
I would pay so much money to have 10% of Max’s confidence
Cried laughing at this so many times
such a good ep hahaha
Why is Max dressed as the can he’s drinking?
Thumbnail is giving founding fathers
Emily the smacking 😩😭😭
@alyssawillis569
4 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THST NOTICED ITS SO ANNOYING
max ur hair looks so good in this
I can’t believe I sat through 1 hour and 36 minutes in one sitting
MAX!❤
i was laughing the entire time icl
girlll as a new zealander i am OFFENDED 😭 JUST BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE GOOD SHOPS 😭
I LOVE EMILY
What an engine 😅
Emily kind of sounds like the Princess of Wales, am I the only one picking that up?
@JBW27
5 ай бұрын
Mmm, not necessarily getting that, but certainly getting a posh country girl accent/annunciation. So, I suppose I can see where that reference you're getting comes from.
Please do another episode with Ellie
Big up Chepstow! Woo!
OMG OMG OMG
Omg max don’t be a wimp , a Brazilian doesn’t hurt that much !!
Tbh I’m the new doawk film they speak about changing to exploded diaper
Emily is like alexis from schitts creek… 😂
I AM SAT
George used to burst into song to get his parents permission to wear his sister's nightie for a sleepover and then wonders why a family member asked if he's gay? Mate, you're lovely and have a sweet sense of humour, BUT even as an adult you're a bit fruity, so I can't see why you're surprised 😂😂 EDIT: Fucking weird coincidence that someone then asked a question about it. I dno who asked the question about George's sexuality - if someone was to ask such a question in the future, I would suggest not phrasing it quite like that 🤦🏻♂️😅 Not what I'd write in to ask and George is well within his right to not answer (obviously), but on a "'tism technicality" the question wasn't asked or answered before 😅 What i would have asked is whether George feels he's settled in London for his career or whether he envisions moving back to Bristol at some point - that I'd be interested to know more about and his thoughts of the two places as a born and raised Londoner/Essex Boy who has sadly never been to Bristol (but it looks fucking beautiful - even more so than York, which i lived in for 3yrs).
@maeiliy
5 ай бұрын
What are you even saying 😭
@emzeemzeemze
5 ай бұрын
bro is rambling
@JBW27
5 ай бұрын
@@emzeemzeemze perhaps a tad. I've a splash of neurodivergence and my mind has a hundred thoughts at any one time 😂🤦🏻♂️ It can be hard to process and formulate it succinctly sometimes 🤷🏻♂️
@JBW27
5 ай бұрын
@@maeiliy My genius is so frightening that even I don't always know 😉😂😂 I guess, you just have to take each point or every few sentences in turn and it ought to make sense that way. It's an attempt at not writing 20 comments on a video - instead, I try to consolidate it into one or two longer comments. I get though that it might not flow so well that way, but I try at least 😅🤷🏻♂️
@maeiliy
5 ай бұрын
@@JBW27 yeah I reread the comment cuz I got a notif and I actually understood it after a few days 😭 But yes I do agree with everything you're saying lmao, maybe just use paragraphs next time cuz sm was in that second paragraph
My brother is 2 1/2 years younger than me lol but im a bit more bitchy to mine
George is hot!
Hypothetically, if someone is 14 can they come to a live show in may for their birthday..?
@max_balegde
5 ай бұрын
Yes babes xx
I love Emily but she keep sucking her teeth into the mic!!! Girlie please x
I am lord fart wad
Can deal with the lip smacking