Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge
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Пікірлер: 154
MAX concoct is a real word and you used it perfectly GEORGE IS GASLIGHTING YOU
George is such a gentleman: "Here's my place, here's my favourite road, here's my setup, goodnight."
Chris’ hair change was the best decision ever
@rosiedollface
4 ай бұрын
Glow up ✌🏻
@jessicacurry935
4 ай бұрын
Oh 110%
@emmamcleod432
4 ай бұрын
More Hobbitty
@mca1881
4 ай бұрын
I agree but I've seen more people taking the pics out of it
@misalife626
4 ай бұрын
Its Nice haircut, similar to zerkaas new haircut
chris’ legs not reaching the floor is so funny to me 😭
@kieranandteddy2002
4 ай бұрын
I’m only three minutes in but his feet are literally on the floor lmao
@MrSimpleton
4 ай бұрын
he gets shorter as the podcast goes on @@kieranandteddy2002
Chris and max laughing at each others jokes made me giggle every time so cuteee
the one mic between max and george is really making me giggle
@claireport22
4 ай бұрын
Is very cute honestly 😅
Max is as clueless here and George is with the majority of guests and I'm loving it 😂😂
Max asking all the football questions I’m too scared to ask
sharing the mic was a bonding experience for both of them
As a female in the 5% of Chris’ audience over the age of 18. How can he get any hotter oml. Great pod guys you’re all adorable.
Yellow is Chris’ best color, confirmed
@courtlelliott
4 ай бұрын
Also, definitely thought his claim was going to be that he is 5’6. I feel like that’s a reach
ChrisMD is such an elite guest!! So excited!!
chris’ laugh heals something in me
@AnIrishMan500
4 ай бұрын
It's the best laugh isn't it!? Like medicine for the soul.😄
For the record, I think Chris is a handsome, genuine guy..and I too am a cocktail girlie
Chris and George laughing at Max's lack of KZread knowledge is bringing me so much joy
I love Chris’ new hair so much please don’t change it
The whole Elphaba bit had me crying 😭😂
@HeartbeatCN
4 ай бұрын
I mean at least she'd have something good going on for her. 😂
@blueberryxbugaboo6902
4 ай бұрын
What’s the time stamp
@samnez6242
4 ай бұрын
Who is she 😭
There's something endearing about Max not knowing anything about popular UK KZreadrs and has absolutely nothing in common with any of them haha.
pls get theo on the podcast 😭😭
Chris’s hair looks so good, what a cutie
Chrismd x elphaba is the most wildest thing ever 💀
Chris playing Dnd was a very out of the blue discovery. It kind of makes sense tho
@emilia4355
Ай бұрын
I want to know what race/class he chose so bad 😭
Id love to see italianbach on here so much
I was just saying the other day that I was surprised you guys hadn't had Chris on yet, so i'm very excited for this xxx
Just saying... Chris' channel female viewership is at 4% rn, proud to be part of the females on Chris' channel haha ! (Ngl, please just set me up on a date with Chris at this point.)
@quizzywow
4 ай бұрын
we're rare but we're there! 😂
@rosiedollface
4 ай бұрын
@@quizzywow Hiii girl, gotta stick together heh ! We are indeed 🤭
@quizzywow
4 ай бұрын
@@rosiedollface Fancy seeing you here 😉 absolutely we do haha, someone has to hold the fort down!
@rosiedollface
4 ай бұрын
@@quizzywow Fancy seeing you here too 😏 We do for sure haha ! We see ChrisMD content + we appear 🤭 I thought I'd mention us 4/5 girls on his channel haha..
@pthk2874
4 ай бұрын
Think I’ve seen you on insta too hahah love it
I'm on George's side here. Watching LotR when you're not a fan will bore you out considering it's like over 3 hours long each for the extended edition.
been waiting for this one!!
Such amazing episode, this feels more like friend hangout, love u lots
yess been waiting for this!!
love the longer episode please do more
george 20v1 on sidemen confirmed
George I think you should know the other night my bf was like "does that dude have any new videos, george?..George?... George malarkey?" I corrected him but maybe consider changing your name has quite the ring 😂
I can’t get over how cute George and Max look they’re like a couple lmao it’s so cute
May be my favourite episode, love Max and Chris together
aw brill been waiting for Chris to come on! Great ep :)
this was so entertaining my fav episode so far
George, Lookin' fit. Those biceps!
My short king is getting interviewed haha.. been a long time coming.. cutie. Loving the new trim too of course, glow up 💃🏼
i love chris, this was so funny
We need a 'Max takes 100 shots and scores ____' Be amazing to watch with George just watching laughing offside 😂
@Bronjamin
4 ай бұрын
Not sure if I'm proud to be in the 4-5% of Chris' Female audience but love all the videos from the Troops 😍🥰
I recently broke up with my ex and have like the exact same situation as Chris. Obv it could switch up but like Chris, I think it's an amazing opportunity to stay friends with someone who's been your best friend for so long. Although he scares me by saying they gave it three months where mine hasnt even been a month and we've had two nights out haha.
I just wanna say earlier today I thought to myself „who might George and Max have on their podcast today…it would be fun if it were Chris“ and then I open KZread and this is what I see!!!
@heykid95
4 ай бұрын
Literally also had the thought this week randomly "when are they gonna get Chris on the useless podcast" so I feel you!
MAX YOU LOOK SO SCRUMPTIOUS
sounds like george is an avoidant attachment hahah
@ellie-jc5cj
4 ай бұрын
wait what does this mean
I think at 39:25 the reason why the girl left quick was the fact that she and George were not alone in the flat, and she met George's flat mates Arthur and Chris, and so when she went into George's room she felt uncomfortable to be sleeping with George, with Arthur and Chris listening, so she left.
Max is so hilarious xx
At last! ChrisMD! 😀🎉
I found Chris on bumble two days ago and I prepared a few openers if I matched. I was either convinced it was not him or it was Stephen Tries making a video, either way I would be down for a date. I did also swipe right, which I never do and didn't match, so you win some you lose. BUT if you see this, I'm up for it still.
your hat looks great today grandad ❤
17:15 been a football fan for my whole life and have never heard that before lol
Why is Chris the hottest person in the whole world. His hair in this 🥵🤤🫶🏻🫶🏻
The word was inventive, georgie x
19:57 OMG MAX
George should make a video to see how far he can get to being the best high jumper
loved george's doctor who reference
Anyone who's watched One Day on Netflix: doesn't Dexter Mayhew *feel* like George? Not look or even act like, but *feel*?
cgi is great here
first time watching, this is hilarious. ggs
Should get Randolph on and have him and max talk Pokémon
@jessicacurry935
4 ай бұрын
love this idea
13:00 is so funny they argue like a married couple 😭
D + D with a cocktail.... sounds good ngl
Funny... one of his number one fans, I knew he was going to say Disaranno Kiss is his fave cocktail xD
Max's surname is the little mix Jamaica meme 😂😂😂
This george bloke doing his best Stephen tries impression
1:17:21 Im a 20 year old woman, and god i wish i lived in Europe, I love your podcast!I also often watch you guys individually so keep up the great work guys :) (ps. George and Chris are cuties in this eps. & Chris I beg you wear more yellow 🙏)
I wonder if Chris is more jock or nerd on the jock nerd goth prep test
@isabellasmith857
4 ай бұрын
This is such a funny comment lmao
I agree with Max about him being more likely to be #1 in the world
You know what Max, I prefer "Chrisaronno Kiss" since the drinks didn't actually contain Disaronno 😂
Max everyone’s gaslighting you! You’d defo be no.1 before George and his jumping😂😂
george with the doctor who reference.. you want TO MATE?
need theo and italianbach on here !
George leave Max alone ❤😂
YESSS
Yesterday I learned Chris doesn't eat 🍑. I'll never see him the same way again
Not to take it too seriously, but I definitely think Max would be more likely to be the best at Pokémon in the world. Being in the top 1000 or anywhere near that out of however many million people play it is likely a much higher percentile than what George would’ve been, especially compared to Olympic athletes.
time stamps please
thought they got daniel radcliffe in for a second
Get Big Zerkaa on
Reneé Rapp appearance
@rebeccaellisss
4 ай бұрын
I was trying to figure out who he showed instead of elphaba Renee is a slay tho❤
The people need to know Max's rating on Pokemon Showdown
Just found this podcast, never seen max before but max you are fucking hilarious pal😂 keep being you guys. Class pod can’t wait to go back and watch through the previous 🔥
Chris md on podcast again
Chris is the same height as Tom cruise !!
Max looks like if Scott mctominay had a skin care routine :)
Max would get absolutely smashed in an online pokemon tournament
I believe George is more likely to be the best at triple jump rather then max with pokemon because of the sheer amount of Pokemon competition
Why is he Daniel Radcliffes double 😂
Superbowl is like the world cup for american football
I need confirmation if Chris would still date Elphaba after finding out who they really are? 😂
I love how gullible Max is 😅
why do Chris and George look exactly the same in the thumbnail.
max would be more likely to be top at pokémon i feel like i’m being gaslit
1:16:41 IM DEAD FRIENDLY FIRE
bring gk barry😋
what minute do they talk about the break up?
@AnIrishMan500
4 ай бұрын
1:13:00
@aranwater4206
4 ай бұрын
thank you @@AnIrishMan500
@AnIrishMan500
4 ай бұрын
👍
Can anyone give me the timestamp fir him discussing the breakup?
@AnIrishMan500
4 ай бұрын
1:13:00
@sambrookes8001
4 ай бұрын
@@AnIrishMan500 thanks
George on his phone 60% of the time watching LOTR….. that’s a huge ick… no
why does chris look like max and george had a baby
chris can do me
30 mins in. A few things. Chris. Golf balls are most definitely not hollow, and there is 0 chance in the world that George Clark would make it anywhere near a state qualifier for triple jump these days. Nevertheless be the world champion. Delusional