That 1% rating was probably for that one fart joke that actually worked.

@mayormccheese2641

7 жыл бұрын

Then we need this movie up to a 2% lol

@joeywomer

7 жыл бұрын

I probably would've enjoyed the fart jokes if the same sound effect wasn't used more than once. Meaning if they used different fart pitches.

@3000Shog

7 жыл бұрын

the movie needs 3%, the movie had 3 fart jokes

@alinaser8226

7 жыл бұрын

didn't understand the stastics, error, margin part?

@daniellavaladez9538

7 жыл бұрын

+3000Shog Yes, but it was only the first time they used a fart joke that it was funny.

he says turtle, over. and over

@TheSuperBigPunch

9 жыл бұрын

PersonMan I still don't get it.

@JJBrothersExist

9 жыл бұрын

TheSuperBigPunch he says TURTLE! over and over!

@koboldhosamen1620

9 жыл бұрын

It's funny because that phrase is being used by some to this day.

@TheSuperBigPunch

9 жыл бұрын

PersonMan I STILL don't get it.

@georgeholland9932

9 жыл бұрын

TheSuperBigPunch 'well fuck you i thought it was funny'

Fun fact: the "turtle club" scene was being filmed on the 11th September 2001, which led to Dana Carvey having to venture a moment's silence in consideration of the tragedy unfolding that day. Whilst wearing that costume.

@DaveMiller6042

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing.

@omarsalem1219

3 жыл бұрын

Oh My god

@poksi360

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact?

@madmanpecos

3 жыл бұрын

That’s funnier than any of the jokes in the movie

@jakublulek3261

3 жыл бұрын

That makes it even worse.

My favorite Rotten Tomatoes review for this movie is "A film about as funny as a seeping wound."

@sarcasticdude2320

3 жыл бұрын

Better yet: "as enjoyable as a public execution"

@gageperuti5519

Жыл бұрын

That's an insult to the comic brilliance of seeping wounds.

@justagiantnerd8001

Жыл бұрын

@@sarcasticdude2320 a execution would be more entertaining than this crap

@OreoSmithOfficial

4 ай бұрын

@@sarcasticdude2320 That's an insult to the enjoyability of a public execution

Reasons why the fart joke is funny: 1: Only thing in this movie that actually feels like a joke 2: The villain's dramatic scenes being ruined 3: Only non-offensive joke attempt

@TheDragonEevee

8 жыл бұрын

I love the long pause afterwards, added to the humor.

@extremelymoist6661

7 жыл бұрын

4-He's off on the Golden Path, and to kill Pagan Min

@Thecolorgreen

7 жыл бұрын

Also, the good ones are the ones that you don't see coming. And they're subtle, too.

@Thecolorgreen

7 жыл бұрын

Boston Towny4life And Boston townies.

@rebeccab5474

7 жыл бұрын

5 - the first joke ever made was a fart joke

Robbie Rotten is the true master of disguise.

@skyscraperfronterline5701

7 жыл бұрын

The movie would've been a thousand times better if he was starring in it.

@Xehanort10

7 жыл бұрын

Not really since the kids are always just too stupid to realise it's him.

@LeHobbitFan

7 жыл бұрын

Well... Technically... Yeah !

@reviewception4328

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Private Surname he is number one

@Mr_Deedeedoo

7 жыл бұрын

indeed

Jennifer Esposito: *looking over the gifts the Critic sent* "Ahh, someone watched 'Master of Disguise' again...oh, well. At least I got some chocolates!"

I just found out that Pistachio's "girlfriend" was also the mom in Wizards Of Waverly Place...

@blinkingintensifies8212

4 жыл бұрын

Grace Woofter Maria Canals. Yeah she is beautiful omg

@harryschwendemann9255

4 жыл бұрын

Also, Hawkgirl from the Justice League animated series.

@LucyLioness100

4 жыл бұрын

Thank God she had those shows to save her career

@BlackstarSI

3 жыл бұрын

The Actress is actually Jennifer Esposito. She wasn’t the mom, though I can understand the resemblance.

@BlackstarSI

3 жыл бұрын

I’m trippin, disregard lol

Fun fact: The turtle scene was shot during 9/11

@dylanaroberts97

7 жыл бұрын

I swear, if that's true, I'm slitting my own goddamn throat.

@mattf1sh97

7 жыл бұрын

It's true, they stopped and had a minute's silence during filming

@dylanaroberts97

7 жыл бұрын

Well, there goes my throat.

@theroleplayinggamer837

7 жыл бұрын

Now I'm imagining Dana Carvey with his head down, hands folded, and whispering "Turtle" under his breath. In the turtle costume of course.

@stormyguy25

7 жыл бұрын

Dylan? Hey, has anyone seen Dylan?

People who were better at being 'Masters of Disguises' Wario, Robbie Rotten, and Team Rocket

@ashuraconla2550

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@MarioGotMilk-Remake

3 жыл бұрын

wow

@robertcarldecker

3 жыл бұрын

And Ethan Hunt

@buggsmalone8178

3 жыл бұрын

And joseph joestar

@ZER0O9

3 жыл бұрын

Dick dastardly

Here's how to fix the fourth fart joke: He goes the entire laugh without farting, waits a moment, goes "Yes!", heads out, and the fart goes through the door. Anyone got ideas on what to do with the fifth?

@nifralo2752

2 жыл бұрын

He wets himself instead?

@noahblair3020

Жыл бұрын

Simple. cut it out of the movie.

@SitaraAleu

Жыл бұрын

I actually snickered at that. That’s actually really funny 😂

@zacharyemmett1784

Жыл бұрын

Have the fart be so powerful that it blast all the water out the pool or turns it brown since he's dead Also technically there's six farts in the movie but the second and third are mostly the same

@mrcritical6751

Жыл бұрын

Fifth one they think he’s dead and have a moment of silence, he then farts in the middle of it

"You flew too close to the sun on the wings of flatulence" Underrated line

@kingkaza

7 ай бұрын

"Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?"

i think this movie was actually like a ton of unused SNL skits mashed together with this character made up to connect them all.

@SetzerII

5 жыл бұрын

That makes more sense than it has a right to.

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

That makes weirdly more sense than anything else.

@ezelfrancisco1349

5 жыл бұрын

It does remind me of that one SNL skit where the running gag was farting. I only got to the first one before i clicked to a different SNL skit

@thegameknight8916

4 жыл бұрын

The emoji film TRIED. More than I can say for this goddamn pile of dog shit.

@dumpster_mcgee_96

4 жыл бұрын

crowe jagerson It was like if all of the Mr Robinson skits were made into a movie, BUT THOSE WERE FUNNY!!!!!!

It's bad when a fart joke is the highlight of a film.

@butterscotch3730

6 жыл бұрын

Well it was probably very silly to record "Fart joke!" "I miss you fart joke"

@pittland44

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that does not speak well of them.

@aalex970

6 жыл бұрын

7 Words Teen Titans Go To The Movies Trailer

@stanfrollpans1569

6 жыл бұрын

everybody press F on your keyboard right now

@varietyhub2948

5 жыл бұрын

A fart joke was the highlight of a spongebob episode and it was ok

Fun fact: the turtle club scene was filmed on 9/11. Meaning Dana Carvey was in a turtle costume as the twin towers fell.

@beachboys2029

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact? lol

@diegogarcicruz6134

2 жыл бұрын

“If we don’t finish the scene, the terrorists win.”- Razzle

@erincurrie1560

2 жыл бұрын

@@diegogarcicruz6134 another RAZZLE fan lol

@koalasandwich567

2 жыл бұрын

That's something you don't see at 9/11 anniversary tribute

@cainster

2 жыл бұрын

I can't figure out which one was the bigger tragedy to America.

I bet Carvey is just praying for a Wayne's World 3 to have the tiniest bit of redemption to his career.

Doug's psychotic break midway through the review leads me to believe that this is the true origin story of the Joker. He saw The Master of Disguise, went insane and never recovered.

@pixartist3959

Жыл бұрын

Have we ever considered Doug Walker was actually the joker before he was the joker

@Clone-up2ge

Жыл бұрын

he's Melvin brother of the joker

I love how this dude can go on for 31 whole freaking minutes making fun of a movie only 80 minutes long and have me laughing my head off the whole time. You are a legend.

@ChannelAwesome

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the kind words and watching!

@dcarterm8371

7 жыл бұрын

Channel Awesome lol That is the whole reason that I subbed to you

@ShursGarden

7 жыл бұрын

This movie has a soft spot because "TURTLE," but I see your point. Anyway, do you think you could do The Princess Bride?

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

7 жыл бұрын

You are the only reason i look forward to moderm movies. Because of your awesome and on point reviews that reflect the reasosn i hate 95 percent of todays crap

@lemmythebulldog8812

7 жыл бұрын

TheRedstoneTaco this movie does not scare the little girl IT TRIGGERS THE LITTLE GIRL!!!!

I saw this movie in the theater when I was 10. I barely laughed. When even a stupid 10 year old thinks your movie sucks you have completely shat the bed.

@TheStranger513

4 жыл бұрын

I was 11. Never saw it until today. But I always remember my 17 year old brother coming from the theatre and telling me about the jokes. He found it funny and I always thought he was so lame for that. 18 years later I still think he's lame for finding this funny at any age.

@KeybladeMasterAndy

4 жыл бұрын

I found it funny at 11. Even had the DVD. But I was a late bloomer when it came to taste. Honestly, I think the premise is fine for a fantasy comedy. It just needs a remake that throws out just about everything OTHER than the premise.

@avengersfan7735

4 жыл бұрын

I saw the trailer for this when I was 7, and even then I thought “What the, that was the dumbest thing I had ever seen.” I WAS 7 YEARS OLD!

@drewpeterson9236

3 жыл бұрын

I was 6 and being the dumb 6 year old I was, thought the trailer looked funny. But even my dumb 6 year old ass was disappointed when I actually saw the movie.

@598superchris

3 жыл бұрын

Same with me! The opening credits and the skit where pistachio and his grandfather sing "who,why,when,where,how".

I had forgotten how brilliant Malcolm was, as "Turtle Critic Man".

@kingkaza

7 ай бұрын

He said "turtle turtle turtle"

"Somebody has to be in some form of misery" There is: The audience!

@LadyOnikara

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this. Yep, you can't see us, but we're doubled over in pain.

Top three tear-jerker scenes: 1. The end of All Dogs Go To Heaven 2. The scene in Terminator 2 where Arnie dies 3. The moment Critic says goodbye to his good friend Fart Joke That last one gets me every time

@Andrew-mw9is

6 жыл бұрын

dobby dies in harry potter HAAA SPOILED IT HAAA

@puffspetal35

6 жыл бұрын

The dark universe actually comes off

@plushytoons9529

5 жыл бұрын

same

@stopgenduh1690

5 жыл бұрын

Or when (spoiler) Iron man dies in endgame

@timmylong833

4 жыл бұрын

Embidd you forgot Homeward Bound, when Shadow came limping back through the woods.

You gotta hand it to Carvey though. He did a great Mitch McConnell impression in this film.

@Gage-jk4pm

Жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for him

@jcdenton7914

8 ай бұрын

Main reason I remember it

@3MolesInATrenchCoat

8 ай бұрын

​@@Gage-jk4pm Mitch? Yeah... hope his misery ends soon! 😊

What makes the fart joke work is that Brent Spiner plays it perfectly

@kingkaza

7 ай бұрын

Someone once said A fart is funny when is done by accident A unfunny fart is doing on purpose, shitting yourself and now you ruined the evening with tear gas to that guy face

@TheAzerath

5 ай бұрын

It’s not a joke. It’s just a fart sound. There’s no set up or formula that would qualify in as a joke.

When he was talking about the "fart joke" it reminded me of when I took the theatre in high school, thy actually taught us that a running joke in any play or movie is funny the first time, eye rolling the second, and hilarious the third time. If it's done right that is. Pretty interesting

@puffspetal35

6 жыл бұрын

Your teacher predicted this movie excepted it’s a bit more shit

@TriniKnight01

6 жыл бұрын

After the third instance (this is my second time watching the review), I stopped to think about it. I don't believe it's the fact that it happens three times (at that point), I think it's the fact that the comedic timing is spot on the first and third time and bad the second, fourth and last times (where it's really predictable and seems forced). ...did I really say a fart joke seemed forced? Oh dear.

@metademetra

6 жыл бұрын

I am BUHLOCKAY Did your theater teacher tell you about the fourth or fifth?

@kataddy

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah! It's the rule of 3s! It's a well known comedy effect. But You bring something up once to set it up twice to establish a pattern and then the 3rd time has a bigger variable. It's interesting stuff

@metademetra

6 жыл бұрын

kataddy Funny, that exact format was used with Rachel in this video. With each attempt at murder getting more ridiculous and oddly specific. Funny how a dude with a small team of writers can do a better job at comedy than a major studio.

The laughing skit was funnier than the whole movie

@Blitzo8390

4 жыл бұрын

EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG “Oh hello” *Gets beaten with baseball bat*

@brettforsyth4842

4 жыл бұрын

iT's FuCkInG IcOnIc

@ethanco453

4 жыл бұрын

I hope they're all right.

@michaelwiseman6422

3 жыл бұрын

Ramarni Roberts, I could watch ANYONE beating the shit out of people, even if I was the person being beat up. It’d be less painful than watching this shit.

@beeking1792

3 жыл бұрын

The farting scenes are funny even the one when the guy farts in the pool, I really found that funny though the whole movie, a man laughs then farts. I am NOT immature though

Master of disguise was 10 years ahead of its time, predicting KZread poops

@beeking1792

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean

@maxweltersworld2270

3 жыл бұрын

@@beeking1792 the whole movie feels less like a movie, and more like a KZread poop. A bad one.

@HORRORINFINITE

11 ай бұрын

@@maxweltersworld2270it’s a great movie I laugh my ass off every time

@Wendy_O._Koopa

3 ай бұрын

Predicting Family Guy cutaways

I really thought doug was having a seizure when he laughed

Everybody knows that that Happy Madison is a money laundering front.

@supermariofan03

4 жыл бұрын

Somehow their fans don't seem to care.

@p.a.4512

4 жыл бұрын

@@supermariofan03 they have fans?

@Foxy02016

4 жыл бұрын

Listen, I enjoy Adam Sandler, so I like his movies, obviously his Netflix originals have been *amazing*, so really, we could blame the studio

@lemmythebulldog8812

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmm no I think you’re talking about Illumination

@forrestgump6065

4 жыл бұрын

Waterboy. Little Nicky. Click. Anger Management. A lot of people own 1 of these movies.

The Turtle Disguise Just Seems Racist Towards Bowser to me

@zachwillas6329

3 жыл бұрын

It seems racist to turtles as a whole.

@euniceayala8570

3 жыл бұрын

I bet turtles banned this movie from ever seeing the light of day

@HunterEQGtribute

3 жыл бұрын

This is probably why Venus from TMNT The Next Mutation never returned! Because she killed herself from how offensive it was to her and the other ninja turtles

@booqueefious2230

3 жыл бұрын

Under those protective shells, turtles are actually very sensitive creatures

@cjwrench07

3 жыл бұрын

All I see is the initial inspiration for the Bowsette fetish people. Their brains couldn’t classify it under funny, so it mutated to “¿Sexy?” eventually.

Keep in mind that the "turtle club scene" was literally being filmed during the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001. So you can connect the dots... Dana Carvey caused 9/11! But on a side note, Jennifer Esposito is pretty hot in this.

@Mothlord03

3 жыл бұрын

Was it seriosuly filmed during it? My God

@trainman5675

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dear god...having moments of silence in that suit

I guess the NC really liked the “little wiener and tiny nuts” joke. He was laughing so hard he lost his shit. It wasn’t that funny... I usually only have to bludgeon a single person after that scene. Three is a little excessive.

@DoctorProph3t

4 жыл бұрын

Y’all are crazy, I only dug a couple chunks out of my arm after that scene. A light chuckle, at best.

@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878

3 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorProph3t a light chuNkle?

@Bisheimer

2 жыл бұрын

I dont know if you got Wooshed or if you wanted to woosh somebody.

How to kill a movie instantly >Happy Madison presents...

@Adam-dk4lj

7 жыл бұрын

AtticWarrior1994 Happy Gilmore

When Brent Spiner came to Ottawa Comic Con this past year, I really really _really_ wanted to bring in a DVD copy of this to get him to sign. Just to either hear his thoughts on it, see a disgusted look...I dunno. But then I remembered he'd have that look/feeling pretty much all day from the Trek fans, so I brought in Out To Sea instead. He's said in interviews it was his favourite project he's ever worked on (and said the same to me when I slid my DVD copy of it across the table to him). Totally worth it. 10-15 minutes of him reminiscing about working with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon was so much more satisfying than irking him.

@V3xxe

2 жыл бұрын

I did the same thing with Warwick Davis. He was doing a con and everyone was bringing him Star Wars, Harry Potter or Willow. I turned up with Skinned Deep, the weird horror movie where he threw plates. I think sometimes they just like to have that change from the usual stuff they get!

@mckenzie.latham91

2 жыл бұрын

You guys are the real salt of the earth

@Vecchio_Rhosod85

3 ай бұрын

You chose...wisely.

18:50 Ladies and gentlemen, this movie has completely drove Critic into utter insanity.

Doug’s storyline with the fart joke is more entertaining than the entire movie

Like if you cried when Fart Joke died... Real tears

@kirbysuperstar5494

8 жыл бұрын

did you also.. no nothing

@joewilenzik9119

8 жыл бұрын

I said good riddance when fart joke died.

@isaac1670

8 жыл бұрын

I let out a sigh of relief.

@Zekiraeth

8 жыл бұрын

Rip in pepperoni: Fart Joke (2002-2002)

@RAFMnBgaming

8 жыл бұрын

i cri evry tiem

The Fart Joke Journey Chapter 1: Unexpected - 10:06 - Chapter 2: Too close to the sun - 11:40 - Chapter 3: The return - 21:23 - Chapter 4: Wherever the wind may take it - 24:14 - Chapter 5: The end of a journey - 25:41 - Epilogue: The breaking of the wind - 29:24 - |

@FizzleFX

4 жыл бұрын

You sure you ain't talking about the latest *StarWars Movies* !?

@b3rz3rk3r9

4 жыл бұрын

@@FizzleFX Not really. I don't know if they didnthis or not, but I'm pretty certain Dana Carvey didn't insult or bash the people who didn't like the film

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

I don't remember Star Wars having fart jokes.

@theknightsofawesomeness2701

4 жыл бұрын

I'll try to make that a prog rock song.

4 жыл бұрын

Melmoth el Diletante Is this the track listing for Dream Theater's latest album?

I have one and only one defense for this movie and that's that when I was a kid with Asperger's and didn't know it, I had a terrible habit/coping mechanism of starting to imitate the people around me. This movie was when I saw someone afflicted in the same way, and it became his superpower. So I saw that if I got control of it, I could become an impressionist and even become funny and endearing to people. Representation matters, I guess?

@worlds1ep3enthusiast92

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck representation

@GothMermaidGamer

3 жыл бұрын

I do that but with movies/tv show characters

@penguinsavage6801

3 жыл бұрын

@@GothMermaidGamer Same!

@sphjinx1448

3 жыл бұрын

@@worlds1ep3enthusiast92 huh.

@Jarod-vg9wq

2 жыл бұрын

Good for you man.

Did anyone else notice that the man at 23:08 is Keenan Thompson? I'm fairly certain that's him.

@galleryofrogues

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Pastor It is.

18:10 oh so that is how the joker was born

@TheSteamLord

4 жыл бұрын

Because of a little wiener, and some tiny nuts.

@laurikorkeaniemi7633

4 жыл бұрын

"All it takes is one...bad...joke."

@troglodyte1378

4 жыл бұрын

No you dummy, that's Melvin, the brother of the Joker

You know a comedy is bad when it ends with drawn out end credits with gag reels and other unfunny stuff for more than 10 minutes. Master of Disguise, meet Foodfight and Inspector Gadget.

@peterwayne3571

5 жыл бұрын

But.... Master of disguise is so much better than foodfught

@robotnikcentric64

5 жыл бұрын

Inspector Gadget is better than both, Foodfight and Masters of Disguise.

@Predated2

4 жыл бұрын

Well, its okay to add bloopers and stuff in the credits, even to draw out the credits. The issue is when you stop the credit roll to add basically another scene. I mean, I can't get an example from memory directly, but I know for a fact I have seen movies that added blooper reels/deleted scenes to the credits while also still rolling the credits.

@JoelGriggs42

4 жыл бұрын

@@Predated2 Basically any Jackie Chan movie?

@MVHS85

4 жыл бұрын

There was a Burt Reynolds/Lonnie Anderson movie like that....and yes, it sucked

18:10 Audience: **Horrified and scared for their life**

@ajbayaua1325

3 жыл бұрын

Me: 18:10

Fun Fact: Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers, Steve Martin, the late Robin Williams and even Jim Carrey were all considered for the role of Pistachio Disguisey before Dana Carvey was cast... I don't judge them

@Disney65Fan

3 жыл бұрын

Now imagine Jim Carrey in this good god it would be so bad. Robin Williams it would kill his career.

@spittinvenom9843

2 жыл бұрын

Crisis averted they all said, but Carvey

@brandonspain12345

2 жыл бұрын

@@Disney65Fan Maybe it would be like Grinch where it's a awful movie but he would've saved it slightly for being entertaining.

11:26 i assume I he had said "kill me with fire" than Rachel would be behind him with a match and gassoline

@ChakatStripedfur

7 жыл бұрын

Awesome _Attack on Titan: Survey Corps_ icon you have, there.

@ryans2259

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks :)

@Mr_Deedeedoo

7 жыл бұрын

same

@ChakatStripedfur

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Smaletz You're welcome!

@Firemalleoandjelly

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed

I like how we just breeze past the fact that our protagonist bites a man's nose clean off, spits it back onto his face where it magically reattaches, and the party mostly continues as if nothing happened. All while a mentally deranged man in a turtle costume walks around escorted by a woman who should be in a much better movie. I know I shouldn't expect logic, but goddamn.

@carlbloke8797

7 жыл бұрын

David Nichols profound words man

@odstarmor557

5 жыл бұрын

Its so ludicrous and dumb we have no choice but to breeze past it.

IT'S OFFICIAL: NOSTALGIA CRITIC WENT INSANE!!!

If they've saved this review as the first episode of Season 7 of Nostalgia Critic, it would've been a creative send off for Rachael Tiez.

@LaggingLeland

Жыл бұрын

Was this her last episode?

The only good thing about Master of Disguise is after I saw it in the theaters, I went to my friend's house and played the Gamecube remake of Resident Evil 1 for the first time. So that's a nice memory I associate with the movie.

@seymoorepoone9512

3 жыл бұрын

Did you use the chainsaw controller that was made for that game? Or, am I mistaken?

@Mephiles343

2 жыл бұрын

@@seymoorepoone9512 that was re4 i think

@seymoorepoone9512

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mephiles343 Yeah that sounds about right. Wasn't that controller Gamecube exclusive? Or maybe it was X-Box.

@Mephiles343

2 жыл бұрын

@@seymoorepoone9512 yeah,It was a gamecube controller

@seymoorepoone9512

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mephiles343 Thanks for clearing that up homie.

19:02-19:12 The last thing Jason Todd saw before Joker killed him

@legoking6165

5 жыл бұрын

Too true. Must've been horrifying.

@ChasehaWing

5 жыл бұрын

Dark

@Luxito_DeWarlock

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤡☠️😂😈

@aaronhossain4492

4 жыл бұрын

No, that was every adult after the thousandth time they heard let it go.

@Luxito_DeWarlock

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Hossain I agree that song makes my ears bleed and rots my brain. I’d rather stand next to a jackhammer without earplugs than hear frickin Elsa and anyone else sing that

I remember as a kid I walked in on the turtle club scene and genuinely asked “is there something wrong with him?”

6:08 THE MOM OF WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!!! WOWWWW!

You know you're in for one hell of a ride if Mike Nelson says it's one of the worst comedies he's ever seen.

@yupitsjessbbyx3

7 жыл бұрын

AnnoyingSquib oh good god

@lauralowe7834

7 жыл бұрын

AnnoyingSquib I was thinking the same thing, plus..."what other movies beat this !?"

@AnnoyingSquib

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe Catalina Caper? Thats the only MST3K comedy they ever did and it was a snooze fest.

@Karmy.

7 жыл бұрын

AnnoyingSquib ah jeez if MST3K thinks it's a serious piece of shit then it's baaaaddddd

This movie is horrible but: Being Italian myself, the part at 13.21, when the old man talks in Italian made me laugh. Actually what he says is different from what it's written and it's like : "she's quite thin on her ass, are you sorry for that?"

@Wertsir

4 жыл бұрын

Are you fucking sorry?

@HORRORINFINITE

11 ай бұрын

It’s not horrible

12:14 while Devo’s whip it plays in the background.

28:50 this 5 second clip is waaaaay funnier than that entire movie!

Honestly 8 year old me that this movie was funny mainly bc farts

@SakarianOutcast

3 жыл бұрын

For my sister and me, it was "la coocaracha". We watched that scene about 20 times

@RandomCartoonFan2639

3 жыл бұрын

To me it was... The turtle scene

@gameuniverse8736

3 жыл бұрын

Image 8 year old you seeing the rotten tomatoes score

@Cowabungas

3 жыл бұрын

Same, this movie is comedic gold when you're 6-12 years old

@Klarpimier

3 жыл бұрын

Wut

For those curious, Junior is the 2nd worst movie Mike Nelson has ever seen and Little Nicky was the 1st worst.

@hairbeauty8083

6 жыл бұрын

dandeentremont for some reason little nicky actually made me laugh and usually i hate adam sandler

@jongon0848

6 жыл бұрын

That list was made before Jack and Jill, Grown Ups 2, and That's My Boy right? Because Little Nicky isn't even Adam Sandler's worst comedy

@JonathanRobertAlexander

6 жыл бұрын

dandeentremont - Apparently, he hasn't seen _North._

@FNGLHR

6 жыл бұрын

We should all be so lucky.

@CoolDude-ze4ep

6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Alexander or Freddy got fingered

I watched this with my kids when they were little. Like 3 and 5 yr old. They liked turtle. My son who is now 18 like a year ago mentioned it. He was like, "Man that was a horrible movie." He was around five and knew it was bad.

@stevenspitzer3829

Жыл бұрын

Wow. You're old enough to have a 5yo kid when this came out? Now that's hard to believe.

the mental breakdown after the little weiner and tiny nuts joke is still my favorite nostalgia critic moment, iconic.

The title of this movie reminded me of Master Of Disguise. I’d rather see Robbie Rotten make a movie about how much of a master of disguise he is

@seraxx1973

5 жыл бұрын

Diz Guy I’d watch the hell out of a Robbie movie if they went deep into his psyche and like showed that he just wanted to get some sleep. Make him the sympathetic protagonist

@101Volts

5 жыл бұрын

Rather odd (for lack of a better word) in hindsight since Stefan's death. :/ Maybe he really did need more sleep.

"The third worst comedy I have ever seen." The third scariest thing I have ever read.

@brasteen1

6 жыл бұрын

The Game Knight Little Nicky is his number one worst.

@faillblogkeyboardcat

6 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind we're talking about Mike Nelson, the second host of _Mystery Science Theater 3000._ Also, to answer The Game Knights question, according to the article he wrote for Cracked, 2 & 1 are _Junior_ and _Little Nicky._

@Jarod-vg9wq

6 жыл бұрын

Ok who’s mike Nelson.

@faillblogkeyboardcat

6 жыл бұрын

Jarod Farrant I feel my previous comment answered that question.

@siukong

6 жыл бұрын

faillblogkeyboardcat really, Junior? I mean, it wasn't that good, but 2nd worst of all time?

I remember watching this as a kid and thinking it was the best movie, I recently tried rewatching it and couldn’t make it 30 minutes

@HORRORINFINITE

11 ай бұрын

I still can

"You flew too close to the sun on wings of flatulence!...". --The Nostalgia Critic, mid-2015.

You got something wrong, Doug, this isn't the worst comedy of all time. In order for that to be true, it would actually have to be funny first.

@usshypernova4199

7 жыл бұрын

Chakat Stripedfur of course, it's NOT funny!

@zee339

6 жыл бұрын

well said

@buzzedbeelzebub9454

6 жыл бұрын

But that's the point.

@miletius1307

6 жыл бұрын

Don’t you disrespect fart joke.

@diatrigger6636

6 жыл бұрын

That's why he calls it "Cinematic Suicide"

He repeats the word turtle over AND over.

@sketchydude8431

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist

5 жыл бұрын

I...still don't get it

@baalfgames5318

5 жыл бұрын

It's Turtles all the way down.

@patdornoff9383

4 жыл бұрын

@@baalfgames5318 fuck you i thought it was funny

@SamuelG2000

4 жыл бұрын

*DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII EEEEEE!*

What was it Garth said in Wayne’s World? “It’s like people only do things because they get paid. And that’s just really sad.”

When the syringe joke in a review is 1,000x funnier than the comedy being reviewed, you know you're in flavour country.

Dana Carvey in a moment of silence, wearing that turtle costume. Fourth tragedy happened on that horrid day: The making of this movie.

I'd have loved if the villain had hypnotized the dad, then the dad (believing he was the villain) knocked out the real villain and left him in the chair. Thus pisstachio would have been working endlessly trying to figure out how to fix his dad, when his dad was out there being the villain.

@DarlCron

7 жыл бұрын

Metrion77, that could have saved the movie.

@TheNthMouse

7 жыл бұрын

No. Just No.

@justagiantnerd8001

Жыл бұрын

You think the writers could think of something like that?

Need the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' theme at the end

The relationship between Critic and Fart Joke was better shown than the relationship between Pistachio and his parents

Wait, this came out AFTER Shrek? What the fuck.

@puffspetal35

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture perfectly match your comment twinwoodsman

That moment when you realize Critic's reactions are way funnier than this movie.

@charlesdewitt8087

5 жыл бұрын

@@briansehestedt4902 And yet here you are watching his videos... "Who is the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

@mr.fahrenheit3768

5 жыл бұрын

Charles Dewitt I mean, you basically just called Doug a fool. Besides, Brian doesn't follow this "fool" as made evident by his comment, so the quote you used to seem more intelligent and profound is irrelevant to the situation. Especially since the quote implies that the follower of this fool is unaware of the fool's foolishness, which Brian does not demonstrate

@werewulf2484

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Fahrenheit i can imagine how smart you felt typing that out lol. Why do you guys take this shit so seriously

@ethankleinman1067

3 жыл бұрын

@@briansehestedt4902 lol then why are you watching his videos then if you find it obnoxious? plus other people have diffrent opinions than you.

This was my friend’s favorite movie I haven’t seen him in years

@Sonichero151

4 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid this was my favorite movie....... Then I developed a brain.

@kylefratini2833

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sonichero151 same

@alexolson1716

4 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh.... *whistles* I totally didn't do anything... *continues to whistle and starts shuffling away*

@drewpeterson9236

3 жыл бұрын

Is he locked up in the nuthouse

@justagiantnerd8001

Жыл бұрын

He's in the gulag comrade

28:50 I think Critic destroying Happy Madison was a very good thing.

You must review Jack and Jill.

@joewilenzik9119

8 жыл бұрын

HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!?

@FoxMedina

8 жыл бұрын

he must suffer for their sins

@joewilenzik9119

8 жыл бұрын

No man should have to watch that.

@jeremybarker5510

8 жыл бұрын

He suffered through Master of Disguise. He can suffer through Jack and Jill.

@joewilenzik9119

8 жыл бұрын

Please, have mercy on his soul.

You know your movie's shit when the critic's jokes are funnier than the jokes you put in.

19:30 Nostalgia Critic: Where was I the last two minutes? Me: Wouldn't you like to know!

13:34 my reaction to when someone blows up the bathroom to Arby's

18:57 if you see this man with a bat laughing, you run!

@animatedshaakti3364

7 жыл бұрын

Give him a red lightsaber and it would be more terrifying.

@wjzav1971

7 жыл бұрын

Just wait, until he has a knife and asks: "Why SO serious?" THEN you run.

@98953812

7 жыл бұрын

Nate Negan!! Get the hell out of here!!!! XD

I miss Rachel...

@nickmaggi625

8 жыл бұрын

Who is Rachel anyway another youtuber and I know who your talking about that girl who tried to kill critic but is she Obscurus Lopa because I think they look very similar and if I'm wrong I don't watch Obscurus Lopa a lot to know her face very well

@megamovieman101

8 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Maggi Lupa and Rachel are different people.

@nickmaggi625

8 жыл бұрын

+megamovieman101 alright wasn't sure thank u for telling me

@Itsnotdeliveryitsdiaddario

8 жыл бұрын

+megamovieman101 do you know what happened to Rachel?

@MTGAsher

8 жыл бұрын

+Balon Greyjoy is she in anything?

...strange that I'm defending a decision in this movie, but I just realized. According to their rules: "If a father and mother are missing, only a son who has become a Master of Disguise can save them without any direct help from the Grandfather." Pistachio ain't a Master of Disguise when he's reading that book, so he's allowed the direct help from his grandfather. I could be wrong and who really cares, but figured I'd throw it out there.

@thegameknight8916

3 жыл бұрын

...That makes a disturbing amount of sense.

@trainman5675

3 жыл бұрын

No one said he ever became a full master of disguise so...WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

18:58 Redditors when someone says Big Chungus isn't funny

Watching in 2018. I MISS RACHEL

@elirayzor

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oYOjydqakZfOn7w.html

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

@Queenofawesome25 isn't she back full time?

@jimbackmann7808

4 жыл бұрын

@@b3rz3rk3r9 no :( but she stays in contact with Tamara Chambers and has her own channel. But she hasn't uploaded anything in a long while. I heard she's pretty active on Twitter though!

@samkresil6011

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because where is she now, though?

@garywilson3042

4 жыл бұрын

@@samkresil6011 she is an aspiring a actress in Hollywood I believe

Ok but the mom from Wizards of Waverly Place

@The_Punisher

5 жыл бұрын

I realized that

@1TopGunPaintballer

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, that didn't click at all from me

@bluepandarose1987

5 жыл бұрын

I realized that as I read the comment, god dayuuuuumn.

@kaylaadjekum6270

5 жыл бұрын

Maria Canals

18:58 POV: You're a Hawaiian that came across with Ezra Miller

The turtle part was worth it just for the pipe scene.

Someone in my algebra class today made a reference to this movie

@jordy4263

7 жыл бұрын

Pluendi I pity you

@joeyjojoshabadoo2508

6 жыл бұрын

Pluendi Did he repeated turtle over and over again?

@parkeredison9655

6 жыл бұрын

Hi... I'm pretty sure it was me

@GuyontheInternet525

6 жыл бұрын

Pluendi what was it?

@dr.k8610

6 жыл бұрын

Get a new algebra class

For what it's worth, my analysis of the fart joke: 1st time: (Generally speaking) pretty unexpected 2nd time: Basically an exact repeat of the first time: you're expecting it, the surprise is totally lost 3rd time: You expect another repeat, then he stops laughing and you think they just forgot about putting it in or something. Then he starts talking and farts, creating a delayed gratification, aka "TIMING!", aka subversion of expectations, aka humor 4th time: He'd already farted several times in the seconds leading up to the joke, killing any suspense. Also the actor played it up too much 5th time: So much expectation has been built up (by that joke being the villain's only character trait) that's it's impossible for it to be funny anymore. And again, the Carvey and the others play it up too much. "Look! He farted! Just like all the other times! Isn't that such a great and clever joke we did for the entirety of the movie?" It would have been better if they paused for a second and somebody said, "Yep, he's dead" or something to that effect. I love doing analysis stuff like this :)

@carlbloke8797

7 жыл бұрын

FictionWriter95 Great analysis you and NC did on the farting. You greatly described the farts were good and bad

@FictionWriter95

7 жыл бұрын

Carl Bloke :)

@dragenfire68

6 жыл бұрын

FictionWriter95 aka its the rachel joke, only difference is that its still funny the second time

@siukong

6 жыл бұрын

FictionWriter95 basically you put more thought into comedy in those few paragraphs than the creators did for their entire film.

@christianred9730

5 жыл бұрын

I have the same opinions of good people.😌

Pistachio Disguisey: I was in a comedy? I did NOT know that. (hangs mouth open)

18:30 Ladies and Gents we found the Next Joker

"Well fuck you, I thought it was funny". I fucking lost it.

I love this review. I keep coming back to it every so often. Critic inadvertently made the movie funnier by adding what it needed in the first place: the straight guy who gets pissed at all of Dana Carvey's antics. That's why Pink Panther works and Spongebob too. Without a Squidward, Spongebob would not be funny.

@Dennis-nc3vw

3 ай бұрын

That's exactly it, there's not enough "straight man" in this. That's the big, counter-intuitive secret to comedy. I think the turtle scene could have been funny if someone told him off early on and he spends the rest of his time trying to act normal.

Goddamn, nostalgia critic turned into the joker a moment there.

Ok seriously the cast of this KZread show is funnier, has better comedic timing and story telling than this film.

@yarsivad000.5

5 жыл бұрын

That is not a good compliment.

@cooperschlickau4062

5 жыл бұрын

Better than the movie

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

A channel with 500 subs, no ad revenue, and ONE unemployed cast member is funnier than this film.

@mr.fahrenheit3768

5 жыл бұрын

Starman Gaming You're seriously using number of subs as a measure of quality?

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

@@mr.fahrenheit3768 Nope. More of a joke to compare this film to a guy/gal struggling to make YT their job.

I saw this movie once when I was in first grade, at a friend's house. The second time I saw it was in high school, in Spanish this time. I was utterly befuddled by the end of it. However, I will admit, some of the scenes in this review still got a chuckle out of me.

@calvinlee8103

5 жыл бұрын

I saw this when it came out. Not a single laugh in the entire packed theater. Just lots of restless kids asking to leave. It was fucking agony.

@robertwood1689

5 жыл бұрын

mdudegamer if you can believe me, I watched this on repeat as a kid. Had it on VHS and would literally watch it multiple times a day. To the point of being able to recite every line XD

@cooperschlickau4062

5 жыл бұрын

Calvin Lee i feel sorry for you

@luckyDancer100

5 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this as a kid too and literally only laughing at the fart joke lmao. Otherwise I thought it was really weird.

@necrome9746

5 жыл бұрын

@@luckyDancer100 I tried watching it. I tried so hard to watch it. Lasted 20 minutes. Just could not carry on.

The laughing fart joke was actually pretty good

Im not gonna lie. This is one of my guilty pleasure movies.

@DrDolan2000

3 жыл бұрын

Well, you should serve three life sentences, but I'll make it two because of your honesty

@cstrife420

3 жыл бұрын

@@DrDolan2000 its mainly because i watched it when i was younger so i have nostalgia for it. I agree the movie is bad. But it has a soft spot for me

@richiem5112

3 жыл бұрын

@@cstrife420 Feel no shame, I fight for the honor of Good Burger.

@cstrife420

3 жыл бұрын

@@richiem5112 so do i my brother

@Z3sty367

3 жыл бұрын

U sick fuck

can you imagine driving by and seeing him beating the shit out of someone?

@JMM316

8 жыл бұрын

+Demegor I'd ask for an autograph and then be on my way.

@JMM316

8 жыл бұрын

The Llama King I wouldn't be able to imagine anything; I'd be dead.