He is actually funnier than 90% of famous comedians.

The most impressive thing about this man is how he doesnt break character to laugh at any point.

@gorkskoal9315

2 жыл бұрын

😂 lol yeah!. Floating around 45+ minute thing he did on a MMA show, and Master Kens take on (then)mondern MMA. Almost 60 minutes of comentary...as Master Ken! Some of the complaints at the time are still spot on. IIRC something like the mens division you're not alowed to stomp the someones dick, but you are aloud to bear hug and pray for points for almost an hour strait? And on some other show Matt Paige(the person behind Master Ken) was on a show about self defence. it's weird af to here him talk when not on stage. I think it was a radio show about self defence classes. it's around here on youtube.

@user-xm9fx1eo4e

2 жыл бұрын

Ameri-do-te will pump your facial muscles so that you can do the same. All your muscles are weapon, when you can kick in the groin.

@Kotazo85

Жыл бұрын

like Leslie Nielsen lmaof

@Reg101st

9 ай бұрын

.......I actually don't think he is in character?

Close you eyes and listen.... it's Barack Obama.

@clementnade972

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@plumberfiddle

8 жыл бұрын

+@1337johnnyG I been saying that forever.

@jawkneeG

8 жыл бұрын

+plumberfiddle ya apparently other people down in the comments have too.... I thought I was original ! ; {

@eddiesteele7428

8 жыл бұрын

+@1337johnnyG He sounds exactly like him. Makes it hard to listen to him. Good thing hes somewhat funny.

@Diggy22

8 жыл бұрын

holy crap, you're right!!! lmao!!!!

Master Ken should do a TEDtalk

@charlescollier7217

8 жыл бұрын

+Dean Mc Creary That would be THE best TEDTalk EVER!

@jesterbuddersworth3051

8 жыл бұрын

+Charles Collier make it happen NOW

@ComfortBlades

8 жыл бұрын

+Dean Mc Creary That would be a TEDtalk I would actually watch.

@Ou8y2k2

8 жыл бұрын

+Dean Mc Creary TED IS BULLSHIT! A cult-like allegiance to speakers will get you killed in a street fight.

@jesterbuddersworth3051

8 жыл бұрын

***** we need to campaign for this

'There's more inappropriate touching in one class of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu than there is in a slumber party at Bill Cosbys house." LOLOLOL!!! I'm a diehard BJJ practitioner, but god damn, that was funny as fuck.

@locobadger3376

7 жыл бұрын

Chief Wiggum BJJ is just a Snuggle with a Struggle!

@tenhirankei

7 жыл бұрын

How much "inappropriate touching" goes into Greco-Roman wrestling? Wait! Greco-Roman? That just answered the question.

@efe_aydal

6 жыл бұрын

That's actually why I didn't get into BJJ.

@pchiethegreat1

2 жыл бұрын

@@efe_aydal and you would get your arm snapped in half if you ever fought someone with 3 months training, all because you are too homophobic to learn how to grapple

@asuraspath2262

2 жыл бұрын

@@efe_aydal Nah, you are just a failure who can't fight for the hell of it.

'What can last longer than 14 seconds inside Ronda Rousey' I lost my shit at that point.

@justinquilit4205

7 жыл бұрын

falloutrangerlol me i would

@AsianLeader007

7 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see if I can try.

@davidsosa538

6 жыл бұрын

I´d love to give it a try...

@fakeidentityesq

6 жыл бұрын

Somebody explain please?

@dsadsa726

6 жыл бұрын

Samsul Miah She is known for insane grappling

I fucking lost it during the M.Y.A.S.S. part, omfg, how does he keep such a straight face all the time?!

@monkeyishi

8 жыл бұрын

+ENJager because he always need to keep his kill face restrained

@curtpangan9833

6 жыл бұрын

ENJager same i laughed out loud in the middle of the night

@RageShroud

6 жыл бұрын

He hardly breaks, there a very few bloopers where he laughs and has to start over.

@stawolf823

3 жыл бұрын

*wheeze*

@Gl8Dy

3 жыл бұрын

Im 5 years late, but its because he aint bullshitting around, he means it

This guy has won the comedian show more then he has a martial arts contest!

@al-dorifto1631

6 жыл бұрын

Think u triggered someone brah

@adamduffield7782

5 жыл бұрын

That's because he's a comedian first. And a martial art practioner second. Wouldn't be funny if he took martial art seriously

@texasmade4268

5 жыл бұрын

I think that’s the point

@nemdenemam9753

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamduffield7782 wait he is a martial artist? Thats news to me. That explains how he can make it looks so ridiculous

@xESOTERlC

5 жыл бұрын

@@nemdenemam9753 At no point did I see him make martial arts look ridiculous.

i thought die hards would be pissed at this guy, good to see everyone takes it well

@jakemode

7 жыл бұрын

this guy's pretty much a comedian so I guess everyone knows to not take it seriously

@shagnasty8569

7 жыл бұрын

anyone who takes offense to the stuff he says takes themselves way too seriously

@BandSote

6 жыл бұрын

Or has waisted 3 -4 years into some Bullshido, or Kendo...i mean LARPing :^)

@kbanghart

5 жыл бұрын

Lots of guys don't know how to take this stuff without laughing.

@sky1luv793

4 жыл бұрын

He's a real martial artists. I think it would be different if some guy off the street, who had no training in any discipline was making these jokes.

We need him in Avengers End Game

@KhanGarth

3 жыл бұрын

nobody would pay to see a 10 minute Avengers movie

@rushco.8811

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe deadpool.

@iggs67

2 жыл бұрын

That'd be boring, he'll just kill everyone, including Captain Marvel...

@conorwellman8592

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks is no match for master Ken’s kill face

@matenagy6324

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine restomping thanos's groin

It’s all about dedication. If you’re not sleeping, drinking, and eating MYASS, you’re doing it wrong

Master Ken should be on Joe Rogan

@carllubrin8518

8 жыл бұрын

That be awesome he say something bout Tkd to him haha

@jh7616

7 жыл бұрын

moijesuismoi99 especially in character as well 😂😂

@danielbell4007

5 жыл бұрын

Joes too afraid to have a real fighter on.

@joeschmo247

5 жыл бұрын

@@danielbell4007 So all the different MMA guys he has on aren't real fighters?

@danielbell4007

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Schmo sarcasm/humor are wonderful things. Explore them a little.

That Jackie Chan joke killed me. Lol.

this humor is just great.. Its somehow pretty simple and childish, but still funny as fuckk

@curtpangan9833

6 жыл бұрын

tambourinh wanna go in M.Y.A.S.S.

I was there for this. Master Ken was the "Crimson Ninja" until he was unmasked and did the rest of his skit.

"running around with helmets and hitting each other with wooden swords, I thought that was called LARPing." bahahahahahahaha I fucking died. :D

Master Ken videos are only half the fun. The second half comes from reading the comments :)

We need a season done at a shaolin temple.

@emporerwang5149

8 жыл бұрын

+HiddenPalm LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

@wittyjoker4631

7 жыл бұрын

HiddenPalm do they have a sense of humor

@peanut8319

7 жыл бұрын

kung fu is bullshit

@Bubble23428

7 жыл бұрын

Revolutionary Vision it fucking depends how u use it and it is not fucking bullshit unless if u suck at it

@peanut8319

6 жыл бұрын

andreas T Goddamn get your thong out of your ass that's one of Master Kens jokes

The sealed envelopes was great. Brought back memories of Johnny Carson

@slake9727

Жыл бұрын

Carnac the Magnificent

I love this guy. I do martial arts but I still find this hilarious.

@fishbong

7 жыл бұрын

Knowing martial arts is required to fully enjoy some of his jokes - like the thrust of freedom, when he says you need to use your hips you think "oh, that is actually true" - and then he starts humping...

@devildavin

5 жыл бұрын

The thrust of freedom has saved my life in a few fights, i was pinned and so i could only thrust up, after about 14 thrusts of freedom my attacker must have realized anymore of that and i would have shattered his pelvis so he ran. Master ken would be dissapointed because it only should have been one thrust, i need to practice more

@isaacyeon6334

5 жыл бұрын

Stevie Steve same, I do taekwondo and this shit is funny

@derherr65

4 жыл бұрын

I think that is exactly why you find it hilarious. Master Ken and Todd got booted on America's got talent, not because they are not funny, but because their audience is fairly narrow, and apparently none of the judges had any significant knowledge of martial arts.

@skippy675

Жыл бұрын

Yeah man, self depreciating humor is a good call. Everything is spot on. I was a Tae Kwon Do "artist" from like 8 years old through about 20. When I saw "Rex Kwon Do" in "Napoleon Dynamite", it clicked. Yes, that was me in a nut shell for the last 15 years. Ouch, but better to realize it and move on.

This was my favorite Master Ken yet! Brilliant

the ronda rousey one slayed me

@bernardliu8526

5 жыл бұрын

Slay, slew, slain, I think.

Better and better every single day, due to his new jokes.

You are hysterical. So on point. The crowd loved you 👍

That was hilarious...nicely done

Master Ken is like the Super Dave Osborne of martial arts. Subbed.

Brilliant! Had a good chuckle!

as an asian, it is really difficult to order a miller lite

@wittyjoker4631

7 жыл бұрын

SWAGGY Jsl how about a full robe.

@Ram-xw4kj

7 жыл бұрын

SWAGGY Jsl hahahahahhah

@swaggyjsl5119

7 жыл бұрын

cory greene only first word end with r and second word start with l I guess

@commentcopbadge6665

5 жыл бұрын

Evoh Lurks How the hell does anybody of any country in any language mistaken "miller" with "fuck me"? _Imagine if a guy that was asian couldn't say boxing so he said electric cars go slow_

@commentcopbadge6665

5 жыл бұрын

Evoh Lurks LOL!! Fine fine. I'll let you off with a warning this time. Next time I'll have to write you a ticket. Try to stay off comments sections if you're sleepy, okay? You might hurt somebody out here. Or yourself even.

Finally an inspirational speaker for all martial arts!!!

Incredible to see this-guy continue to grow

Superman sent his Chuck Norris pyjamas back and exchanged them for Master Ken PJs 😂

Master Ken counted to infinity TWICE !!!

This was simply brilliant

@EnterTheDojoShow

6 жыл бұрын

OSS!

Some really good Comedy. :D I thought you'd have at least 1 Million Subs. At least you got one more now. ^^

Lm*o!! Master Ken deserves his own movie; him and his Silent Bob like side kick are too funny. :)

If there is a full-length version of this I would be so grateful.

You guys are trying a lot of new stuff in this season. I like it.

totally offensive and politically incorrect, I LOVE IT!

It's amazing how many people goes to his comedy show. He's a legit comedy stand up comedian

Well done on the Carnac tribute!

I love theses guys... My favorite KZread channel.

Just "discoverd " this guy yesterday. He's freakin hilarious!

How Todd keeping a straight face through the whole show is astonishing lol

@gorkskoal9315

2 жыл бұрын

lol watch the out takes he's posted now. They don't 90% of the time.

"Where did the mime buy his invisible rope?" "George Dillman."

The true martial arts master. All my years of training wasted until he brought the light to the world of bullshit.

This mans on fire.

That was great. I would have loved to see the whole show.

Wow he is better in front of a crowd than on U Toob. The Rousey joke had me in tears. Thanks to all.

Fantastic

Mirror Right = Miller Light HAHAHAH

Hilarious … OMG …. I seriously laughed out loud😂 love it ❤️

Awesome !

Oh my gawd where in the fuck have I been and why haven't I heard of Master Ken until just now ??? He's fucking hilarious !! My hell I need to hear more of this guy !!!

Wonderful

Oh man...how does he do his routine with a straight face!

@devildavin

5 жыл бұрын

Practice, lots of Practice, i can only imagine how much laughing going on between him and Todd when coming up with these idea then having to act them out

so great

master ken for president

Loved it!

If you could win a fight with humor alone, this guy would be invincible :)

That miller light joke was the best out of them all.

love this guy

Brilliant

Coming into MYASS has a one time 10 dollar fee 😂😂😂

Master Ken keeps getting better

very clever! love it!

love your show

this is excellent

omfg im in tears x'D ameridote is the best \o/

Master Ken is a great stand upper, I didn't know he did this stuff.

That was a wonderful omage to Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.

I can’t believe I’ve just discovered this guy lol

Lmfbao, I am in tears 😭right now.

The best Master Ken ever!

This ... is what made me subscribe.

Why are you not FAMOUS???? You're Comedy is GOLD! GOLD I SAY!

This has movie written all over it! Love the groin segment. Wonder if there's a technique for busting a gut reversal :)

funniest fucking guy ever

I SEEN YOU IN THE SCORCH TRIALS! IM LIKE THATS MASTER KEN

Damn, questions & answers was savage!

oh man that was brilliant

If this guy can fight as well as he tells jokes, he could kick anyone's ass 🤣🤣🤣

this guy is great!!

master ken ...the best

Those aren't insults those are hard facts

I was there! Great night!

The "Maintain Your Ameridote Street Skills" or "MYASS" got me lol

Congrats on the promotion to Red Belt Grandmaster Ken

the Johnny Carson, question in envelope bit was hilarious.

you are awesome! when are you coming to boston so i can go see you live lol

@JREWING-rg5xl

6 жыл бұрын

Ok , ok, i'll come instead. But now, he owes me two !!!

@bones1108

6 жыл бұрын

Amanda c what part of Beantown... seeing Boston is tiny

I love Master Ken's philosophy...I wonder how he can talk straight that way without breaking.

It's nice that Kendo was mentioned by the Great Master Ken! (or anyone) Hilarious!

The last one was the best =)

@amirl9625

7 жыл бұрын

I would like a mirror rite bartender!

@shatteringairfist191

7 жыл бұрын

WarGamerGirl haha

@Malouco

6 жыл бұрын

There is no last one with the immortal Ken there is only the before the next one.

@robbiesharp311

6 жыл бұрын

who would give this a thumbs down?

I was there! Got to meet him after the show

Master Ken and Anthony are in the new maze runner film : scorcher trials

Sheer brilliance

Haha master ken has the rolled up and tied ninja pant legs. And a red belt now!

@koopatroopa187

8 жыл бұрын

+MaharlikaAWA He's not wearing a red belt. There's just so many stripes on it that it's hard to make out the black.

Great

I love the homage to Johnny Carson's "The Amazing Carnac".

that was beautiful

This is like watching the Penn and Teller of Martial arts.