That Tali/Ashley catfight is savage. "I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time", that's a third degree burn there.

@glowhoo9226

6 жыл бұрын

Destruction level: 100

@minusfellow

5 жыл бұрын

*Supa hot fire Ooooooo!*

@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529

4 жыл бұрын

Squadron266 yeah, the fucking bitch! That’s why I made her die on virmire. SHE KILLED WREX RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING EYES! THE FUCKING RACIST BITCH! I RELOADED THAT SAVE! SO WREX IS ALIVE!

@0megasight

4 жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen a burn that big since leaving Virmire

@UnknownUserZeroZero

4 жыл бұрын

More like first degree murder!

"As opposed to a fake dead one?" "Yeah, like a Collector!"

@ZeroCanalX

8 жыл бұрын

+King Alistair of Ferelden I really don't know why this line wasn't used.

@Willy2537

6 жыл бұрын

It's rare to see Javik got burned at his own game. NIce one. xD

@jamescoupland4008

6 жыл бұрын

Javik BTFO

@Firestar4041

6 жыл бұрын

*cut to Tali being thrown out the nearest airlock, giving the bird to Javik Javak: Troll me will you . . .

@spiderbite358

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

I like the banter between Kaidan and Tali. They are two nerds talking about better omi-tools.

@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529

4 жыл бұрын

WickedLady2010 it’s like two nerds talking about which series is better: Star Wars or Star Trek

@Wrathlon

4 жыл бұрын

@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 Needed Shepard to just be like "Nerds".

@gaussfrigate970

4 жыл бұрын

Gives me PTSD to deciding who gets the better omni tool in ME1

@thatguyluke242

4 жыл бұрын

Shepard: NEERRRDDDDSSSSS!!!!!

@matheusdiefenthaeler5342

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wrathlon Yeah, not happening to a Shepard Adept or Vanguard xD

Logic Arrest? Nexus? WHAT DID THOSE GUYS DID THE SAVANTS I GAVE THEM!?

@tiredtypes1260

5 жыл бұрын

Overclocked them, exploded.

@ParasiteQueen1

5 жыл бұрын

LOL! Nice! Good ol' Mass Effect 1.

@ItamarO93

4 жыл бұрын

I asked myself the same thing

@user-xt6ix4ui9m

4 жыл бұрын

They destroyed them for Omni gel

@Supperdude9

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-xt6ix4ui9m >Omni-gelling Savants Get out.

Tali and Kaidan bickering about omni tool models is like andriod users vs iphone users.

My favourite part of that whole mission is when Garrus says in a sad voice, "Why didn't I get a new gun?"

@anone.mousse674

3 жыл бұрын

YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE WHEN YOU SPECIALIZED IN RIFLES, *OFFICER VAKARIAN.*

@gageanderson7612

2 жыл бұрын

he said that after I LITTERALLY just got him the FUCKING BLACK WIDOW

@magnimoon6502

Жыл бұрын

​@@gageanderson7612 big same, I had the biggest EXCUSE ME of my life

@anneshepard

8 ай бұрын

Couldn’t find one in your size… xD

James is like a little brother. Your embarrassed, but you still love him.

@arbiteras

9 жыл бұрын

Logan Stair i would gladly kill him off for Wrex on my ship

@loganthekrogan2182

9 жыл бұрын

Sorry Vegga. The fans have spoken.

@arbiteras

9 жыл бұрын

Wrex

@loganthekrogan2182

9 жыл бұрын

King Derner Cousland Shepard

@user-xt6ix4ui9m

4 жыл бұрын

@@arbiteras Shepard

Tali:I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard. Shepard: Well,you know that I care deeply about the Quarian people. Tali: It's good to be back on the Normandy. Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder. Tali: Hmmm... Javik: I don't understand. EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the Reapers. Javik: Mating between species. A pointless exercise. Javik is the best,50.000 year old and trolls everyone

@arbiteras

8 жыл бұрын

i don't understand

@tavishlaidlaw3526

8 жыл бұрын

shepherd and tali became physically intimate during their fight against the collectors

@arbiteras

8 жыл бұрын

Shep:thank you EDI Javik:"Mating between species,a pointless exercise"

@dumbwood5820

5 жыл бұрын

Hey! It’s not pointless!

@delta2372

5 жыл бұрын

@@dumbwood5820 I mean if you can have kids it's not pointless also greetings from the 26th century!

I like how Ashley and Liara have breathers or whatever but James, while on the Dreadnought, doesn't. "Adrenaline's better than Oxygen any day!" Apparently this applies in a place with no oxygen.

@RichyArg

3 жыл бұрын

Javik doesn't seem to care for air either

@MCSPARTAN501

3 жыл бұрын

@@RichyArg It's possible that Protheans can hold their breath for much, much longer than most species. But James should definitely need a helmet.

@AngryIrishBenjamin

3 жыл бұрын

@@RichyArg Breathing oxygen is for primitives.

@nastrael

2 жыл бұрын

I'd just like to point out that those breathers wouldn't help at all with the burst blood vessels in their exposed skin and eyes from vacuum exposure. Within a few seconds they would look like they got attacked by a swarm of bees.

@IBrowneeI

2 жыл бұрын

@@nastrael Even if that weren’t the case, pretty sure they’d freeze to death pretty damn quickly too.

"Thanks! I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time." BURN!!!!

@takenking2925

3 жыл бұрын

Ash is unreliable garrus and tali are reliable as Fuck

@cosmickeyboard9811

2 жыл бұрын

@@takenking2925 and liara, she atleast went out here way to recover shepards body, despite not helping him in mass effect 2

All I know is that Tali's our expert on Geth software, and that it's good to see Lieutenant-Commander Williams again.

@BarelloSmith

Ай бұрын

You sure about that?

I just love how Tali is so mature about it all whilst everyone else is insanity jealous

@nickb6538

4 жыл бұрын

Tali gets really jealous and bitter in the liara scene, she was complementing her and she throws a snide remark

@singularity4518

4 жыл бұрын

Wbu "watch yourself Shepard" that sounded like jealousy to me

@OniGanon

4 жыл бұрын

@@singularity4518 The 'watch yourself Shepard' part was from Garrus+Shepard romance. Tali is warning Shepard that Dr Michel is moving on her boyfriend.

@AOTS123

2 жыл бұрын

Mature is just beta speech for loser

@CrazeeAdam

2 жыл бұрын

You can tell she hates Dr. Michele 100% lol. For getting Garrus chocolate.

So who's the expert on geth software?

@MrMcp1995

9 жыл бұрын

+Xannytoes Grunt.

@anone.mousse674

7 жыл бұрын

Same person who's handling hacking and security.

@Buddhistsocialist

7 жыл бұрын

Anon E. Mousse oh that's jack

@Firestar4041

6 жыл бұрын

Shotgun is best hacking.

@drackestalentorgen166

6 жыл бұрын

im not sure? Shepard, maybe?

Shepard: Tali's our expert on geth software. She'll be handling hacking and security Ashley: Sounds like a plan Tali: Good to see you again, Lieutenant-Commander Williams Ashley: You sure about that? Tali: Definitely. We're all adults here. Ashley: Of course. Oh, and congratulations on getting your big girl name Tali: Thanks! I'm so glad you decided to help Shepard THIS time I just cant with this part xD

@winterweasel425

7 жыл бұрын

+BlackIMoon soace racist

@zhanbolatmurzashov4001

5 жыл бұрын

@@14Blackspirit yeah, it was also hilarious to joke about zombies when she mentions her father

I love how Javik is so deadpan. "I don't understand". I mean come on man, it's not really the most complicated deduction ever conceived.

@arbiteras

9 жыл бұрын

gilless429 Implies that Javik didn't have any "experience" before.

@gilless429

9 жыл бұрын

King Derner Cousland Somehow wouldn't surprise me.

@orestesbastos

4 жыл бұрын

Too focused on the mission, also doesn't concern himself a lot with what primitives do.

@nathanmeagher7869

3 жыл бұрын

It was intentional. He can already sense that shit, however the hell it's explained.

@aw2584

3 жыл бұрын

@@arbiteras hes protean... considering how kinda ironically their "great and so advanced" civilisation was acting like a bunch of primitives, by how brutal they were, not that great civilisations of our history werent brutal in some aspects like the Romans but Prothean one sounded more like some fascist military regime which by definition is kinda backwards. My point is i wouldnt be suprised if Protheans "provided" women for their soldiers on the battlefront or when they were on shore leave... Javik kinda gives us vibes of a not very romantic type of species so i would assume sexual relationships were treated as a diplomatic and economic exchange, the way people all over the world did during like the medieval period (and most if our earlier history tbh). You know, two families decide to marry their kids for mutual benefit, would it be economical, political etc. So maybe he was assigned a wife or just had some slave girls every now and then lmao it makes sense when you look at our history and how empires like his dealt with those types of issues Nothing like being awake at 4AM writing paragraphs debating the topic of existence (or non existence) of sex life of an imaginary videogame character,

Lol, funny how Liara became the one with the most prestige by ME 3. From ME 1 Ashley went from Gunnery Chief to attaining the rank of Lieutenant Commander. Tali went from being a pilgrim to being an Admiral. And Liara went from being a docile scientist to becoming the spy Master of the entire galaxy...

@Cx10110100

5 жыл бұрын

Spy master, who wouldn't even know where to find Jaime Lannister despite having more spies than everyone else combined.

@HoneyBadger363

5 жыл бұрын

But Liara still hasn't found Jimmy Hoffa, so that puts a dent in her prestige.

@IMxAxNINJAx8O

4 жыл бұрын

I feel she did more as a scientist than a Shadowbroker. I mean why exactly did she do besides snoop through everyone’s emails?

@are_birds_real

4 жыл бұрын

When the urge to stalk is potent enough ...

@clothar23

4 жыл бұрын

@@realhumanbean21 Technically he is still a Spectre and Space Jesus.

About that argument on Omnitool models... They're both wrong. Savant models far outdo both Logic Arrest and Nexus. I wished they added that if you're playing as Engineer Shepard, like that class interrupt on the Omega DLC.

@m3tr0id86

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah that would have actually been perfect! Yeah the Savant was actually the best one if I remember correct, pretty much better than the two combined.

@ItamarO93

4 жыл бұрын

@@m3tr0id86 by far

@FibroidAuto

3 жыл бұрын

NERD

@rustyjones7908

3 жыл бұрын

I just wish they were easier to get your hands on. They throw enough money at you in endgame to buy everyone a full set of spectre weapons but savant omnitools and amps are scarce.

@anone.mousse674

3 жыл бұрын

"I think you're both forgetting that the Savant far outclasses either model... at a bit of an increased price." "Oh sure, _buy_ your way to the top. How clever."

" I can give you some privacy" aaw Kaidan Alenko Always so considerate

Kaidan and Tali are my two favorite nerds.

Tali: "lets go shoot some geth." Ashley: "just like old times." Garrus: "did-did you just steal my one liner?!"

>"as opposed to a fake dead one?" well I mean collectors

James: "You're small and jumpy.... it just came out" Tali: "If you say so" I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard! X'D

@peterwright5358

2 жыл бұрын

I like "sparks" its simply, cute and accurate.

@reaperbrothers5487

Жыл бұрын

The ending comment Vega made is hilarious

@angeloalvarez5520

Жыл бұрын

He could've said it's because of her engineering skills

Tali *in a bitch please voice*: "Thanks! I'm so glad you decided to help Shepard this time" OH NO SHE DI'INT!

Javik: Mating between species is a pointless exercise Also Javik: *sleeps with fem shep*

LMAO tali to Ashley “I’m glad you decide to help shepard this time” ooooohhhh

@karlsmith2570

4 жыл бұрын

Well, keep in mind that Ashley didn't join in Mass Effect 2 because Sheppard was working with Cerberus Which is basically the anti-alien equivalent of The Ku Klux Klan or The Neo-Nazi Skinheads

@arbiteras

4 жыл бұрын

Ashley might need some omnigel for that burn.

@podlodialgilap3490

4 жыл бұрын

@@karlsmith2570 yet Tali trusted him and joined the crew, talk about who is a better person here

@karlsmith2570

4 жыл бұрын

@@podlodialgilap3490 true, but even then Tali had told Shepherd that she's only helping because she was helping Shepherd, not Cerberus Particularly due to a situation that Cerberus had been involved in that took place on a migrant fleet vessel, specifically The Idanna The situation was covered in 2nd Mass Effect novel by Drew Karpyshyn

@podlodialgilap3490

4 жыл бұрын

@@karlsmith2570 That's exactly my point. She was not completely sure if Shepard worked with Cerberus, and yet decided to place trust in him, while Ashley basically spits on him even when you explain her the bigger picture

*Shepard: Grunts are expert in geth software he'll be smash hacking and security.* *Rest of the crew: we couldn't have asked... For, not a better expert?*

When Jarvik talks about fake dead protheans it’s much funnier if you’re wearing the collector armor

I don't know why, but the way Garrus says "chocolate" gives me nearly the same reaction as ASMR whisper and tapping videos, that same tingly feeling on the back of my neck and head. I need that as a ringtone or something...

@digitalutopia1

5 жыл бұрын

From what I can tell, Tali also had that reaction.

@greywalker505

4 жыл бұрын

Did you say “chocolate?!” Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!!

@Eisenwulf666

3 жыл бұрын

He is space husbando after all..

I like the Kaiden/tali exchange, i feel like these 2 could be genuine friends

@adamjos0 @Sickboyfriend @spiderbiter23 Ok, here’s the explanation of scenes with Ashley: 1) Jealousy, before locking in a romance, Tali made Admiral 2) Jealousy, before locking in a romance, Tali exiled 3) Jealousy, Tali romance locked in 4) Jealousy, Ashley romance locked in 5) No jealousy, Tali made Admiral 6) No jealousy, Tali exiled

@gracieibanez1486

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, was soo confused. 7 years later and I had no ide Ashley had that many scenes 🤣

@lonestarr9759

3 жыл бұрын

Fluffy I love U since 2013

"She got you turian chocolate?" "She said she saw it and thought of me. Why?" "Watch yourself Shepard." OH YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, MICHEL. NO ONE TOUCHES SPACE HUSBAND!

1:08 - the way Tali says ''Sparks'' is so cute. She also does a good imitation of Liara in the Citadel DLC party, I mean her voiced sounded alot like Liara's.

WHEN DO THE ASHLEY SCENES END?!

@orestesbastos

4 жыл бұрын

Legend says it's still paying her scenes to this day.

@Luchux177

4 жыл бұрын

@@orestesbastos and how do I get the scene where Ash says they have a lot of story!?

@Funinightmare

4 жыл бұрын

They ended when I chose to save Kaiden in the first game. Oops...

@amukhb8608

4 жыл бұрын

@@Funinightmare 😂

@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529

4 жыл бұрын

Funinightmare trust me, it was a good choice.

I mean you can practically hear Shepards's eyes rolling in the Tali/Kaidan one.

God I love kaiden. He's such a bro.

""Adrenaline's better than Oxygen any day!" " Shepard: "yeah, adrenaline helped me a lot when I was spaced and flying through the vast emptiness of space"

@matheusdiefenthaeler5342

4 жыл бұрын

Well he's alive, isn't he? xD

Edi has no chill. And Shepard must have been thinking "......damn it edi -______- .....

Did you know? Tali will be handling hacking and security

7:45 James is about to die! no oxygen there, Vega XD

@HitodamaKyrie

10 жыл бұрын

Real men don't need no oxygen!

@RobertHarr1son

10 жыл бұрын

HitodamaKyrie LOL

@bloodyadorable2656

9 жыл бұрын

Adrenaline's better than oxygen any day.

@RobertHarr1son

9 жыл бұрын

BloodyAdorable lol true

@arbiteras

9 жыл бұрын

Rado Heineken good riddance

This is why I love these games. There are so many different dialogues and moments depending of your choices.

Tali so jealous of Dr. Michele getting Garrus chocolate. I love it. Damn there's tons with Ashley!

@kevinruiz5901

2 жыл бұрын

they are not jealousy is more like a mockery towards garrus for not noticing the feelings of Dr. Michele

So Protheans have pressurized bodies and can breathe in space?

@poslednisoud

8 жыл бұрын

+Pat on KZread When you throw so many people out of so many airlock as they do your body eventually get used to vacuum.

@Tacet137

5 жыл бұрын

He is a biotic, probably sealed in mass effect field

@chinojosa4563

4 жыл бұрын

Raizel Kuroi biotics are the answer to everything. Ryder father could have just made a bubble on his head.

@joenesvick7043

3 жыл бұрын

Those prothean statues on Ilos sure didn't look prothean, perhaps that should be their helmet

@unedfadhila8187

3 жыл бұрын

@@joenesvick7043 that's not prothean, that's inusannon

i love how Ash, a human soldier with zero biotic background, can get a lower oxygen mask with very little armor while an adept/vanguard/sentinel shepard is ALWAYS forced to wear a full on helmet. Interesting design bioware lmao

@kristaskrastina2863

8 ай бұрын

There are a lot of battles in ME3 where Ash wears neither armor nor helmet. It looks very stupid for a soldier.

tali is a much better sport than the rest of them, all hostile and whatnot. But lets face it, why would u choose anyone other than tali?

@zerogbot23

7 жыл бұрын

Male Shep: Tali Fem Shep: Garrus Maybe Liara because she's great as well but i always have her as my platonic bestie

@random3857

7 жыл бұрын

Shepard, I'm disappointed. You know if you finish too early at one point she'll die. Same thing wouldn't happen with Liara.

@zerogbot23

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah but I personally like Tali more, Liara is nice but she's just not for me and i'm sure we always wear protection

@ivanpardo1752

5 жыл бұрын

I love Liara she is sweet and the most loyal and she also has the most complete relationship in terms of content in the series ME1, ME2 Lair of the Shadowbroker and from the start in ME3. She also has a great character progression from innocence to experienced.

@whodatninja439

5 жыл бұрын

@@zerogbot23 Tali is best girl

In order to get Ash to that point in ME3, you had to save her multiple times. So of course that "I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time" had a lot of bite behind it.

I don’t know why people always hate in James. He’s like the big goofy meathead that gets along with anyone and is also a good soldier

That part where she says, i wish you two nothing but happiness is kind of sweet

2:27 Tali with the roast of the century xD

02:29 Oooooohhhh. Ashley got owned.

Liara is actually the only one who calls people out like that in ME3. If you cheat on her in the second game and try to get back with her in the third, she’ll raise her voice at you.

@Mis7erSeven

4 жыл бұрын

And you deserve nothing better if you cheat on Liara.

@friendlyreaper9012

3 жыл бұрын

That's why you don't bother getting mind fucked by those blue parasites

@kristaskrastina2863

8 ай бұрын

Ashley does it too - with the exception of Tali.

I always liked Tali's outfit with the metal visor in front of her glass mask. Made her look a lot more badass and capable for combat (in contrast to a glass visor, even if its shielded glass, the extra metal would really make a difference in a fight.)

i really like kaidan and tali's nerd talk

James: "Too much information" Lol

1: Paragon Tali when you first meet her, 2: Renegade Tali 3: Lock on Tali romance 4: Lock on Ashley

oh my, I love Javik. So many variables between Ash and Tali! I tried to guess the scenarios but with a few I´m lost

It took me a few plays before I realized that a nerve-stim pro is a vibrator built into a quarian suits

@Kpimpmaster

4 ай бұрын

“Human edition”?

That is great. I just love the dialogues on the end, they are just so damn cute.

She was listing off things Tali needs for an "interspecies liaison"

Thank You EDI!

This os why i love mass effect. One fucking mission intro and there's 25 different flavors of sauce JUST by changing one squadmate and having different history interact!!! Fucking awesome. Also tali best girl forever

Ashley in ME1: I can't tell the aliens from the animals! Ashley in ME3: I would die for Tali!

@ianfudo5040

Жыл бұрын

Such a great character development

@KopperNeoman

Жыл бұрын

Tali's not a Keeper.

Always hated the face mask things in ME. Most of their science is actually pretty accurate but if you were to actually wear an oxygen mask into space your body's internal outward force, adapted from the atmospheric pressure on Earth, would probably split your skin open, if not explode you.

@ciCCapROSTi

9 жыл бұрын

The Addiction 2 your skin would not burst, but your eyes would suffer. also eardrums.

@arbiteras

9 жыл бұрын

shinarit blood would boil due of missing pressure.then you'd freeze to death. then the skin would rip open

@ciCCapROSTi

9 жыл бұрын

King Derner Cousland if you have blood on your surface, you already have your skin ripped. otherwise your skin holds in your pressure just fine. so no, your blood would not boil, because it's IN your body, not outside of it. you would slowly freeze, yeah, but by that time you already suffocated long ago. and who cares about a frozen corpse's skin?

@arbiteras

9 жыл бұрын

shinarit the blood boils because there's no pressure keeping it together. think of the liquid moleculas,they're not actually held together like the solid ones,they are semi-free,they can move near each other. however,if the pressure fails,ex:water boils because dropping down the pressure also lowers the boiling temperature,to the point it will evaporate instantly. what about blood? blood is held together by pressure preventing them from pushing outside,to force them to stay together and go only where the veins\arterias go. if you have no pressure,the blood will go wherever it wants to.also boils because there's unsufficient pressure to keep it liquid. the same reason why Mars doesn't have liquid water.unsufficient air pressure and lack of magnetic field make impossible for water to form.it may only exist temporaly if the temperature goes up and the air pressure is more than 0.2 bar.which only happens to be on the extreme bottom of Hellas planitia

@ciCCapROSTi

9 жыл бұрын

I understand reasonably how liquids work, thanks for the wall of text about it. The question is, WHY would your blood have no pressure? Are your arteries open to the air? If your blood is out of your body, you have bigger problems than loss of outer pressure. Your skin, your veins hold your blood inside your body. Under pressure. Why wouldn't they? The volume of your body won't change, so the pressure cannot chance either.

Kaidan and Tali got nerd-off. Ashley/Liara and Tali got a catfight. Meanwhile, Garrus got Tali chocolate XD

@Luchux177

3 жыл бұрын

If you were horny and decided to cheat on either one of them during 2 and 3 then yes, they get in a cat fight. If you stick to only one of them or romance neither, then you basically get "Hey sis, wanna help me pop some robot heads?" "Hell yeah!"

this was awesome thank you!

Nice compilation!

And that she became physically intimate with Shepard during their fight against the Collectors.

2:00 Forget the Logic Arrest and Nexus. Get a Savant.

02:09 Tali tries to be nice, Ashley gets snarky for Tali taking her man, Tali basically calls her an immature bitch that wasn't there for Shepard.

What ever happens just remember "TALI is our expert on Geth software! She will be handling hacking and security!"

My favorite is when Liara just brought up Tali’s browser history

I love the way Shepard just looks from side to side, never changes but always has a different expression.

I love how they don’t look at each other and only look at shepherd like they’re afraid of each other

The Liara and Tali discussion about the nerve stim pro was sassy. Lmao essentially talking about Tali's midnight play

That's why i saved kaidan xDDD

Lol @ Kaidan and Tali geeking out about omni tools

I don't know how you guys can hate Ashley (who I love) when Liara (who I also love) goes as far as calling out Tali's in-suit vibrator. It's like she pulled out the TMI-card and stapled it to her forehead.

Nexus and Logic Arrest? Fucking Savant!

@Firestar4041

6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Shep kept the Savant for him/herself

@nathanmeagher7869

3 жыл бұрын

I feel this coming off an ME1 engineer playthrough

Good to see you again, Lieutenant-Commander Williams.

Thank you, EDI.

Tali's our expert on geth software. She'll be handling hacking and security.

Why is javik the only character without a breathing mask Except EDI cause we all know that machines don't need air to breath

@danzansandeev6033

6 жыл бұрын

it is said that protheans are comfortable with vacuum of space and can withstand long time without air... i think devs were just lazy to design a helmet

@joenesvick7043

3 жыл бұрын

They already had prothean statues on Ilos that could've just been the helmet design

@BrightWulph

2 жыл бұрын

@@joenesvick7043 they probably didn't think of that. Personally I'm annoyed by the modded helmet that Ashley is wearing...there is no way that would help in a vaccum...her eyes would be sucked out of her skull...

@KepleroGT

Жыл бұрын

@@joenesvick7043 The statues on Ilos were retconned to be the Inussanon, the people before the Protheans

@joenesvick7043

Жыл бұрын

@@KepleroGT replying after two years 😯

*GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN LIEUTENANT COMMANDER WILLIAMS.*

Garrus telling them to get a room is the best part.

I love how liara just leaked talis entire search history

Ahsley: *In john cenas voice* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?

"I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time" God, I love you, Tali!

7:16 You can literally hear the realization hit with Javik

Cheating on the shadow broker? Liara is gonna destroy your life once the galaxy settles down.

The romance ones between Shepard and Tali plys whoever is chosen for the second squad mates are humorous I was laughing my ass of the first time I heard James reaction to me romancing Tali.

hmm...face mask on Ashely is weird. I thought you had to be a biotic to survive the vacuum without an actual hardsuit. Also the fact that it's fucking Ashley and she would definitely wear a helmet...jeez Bioware.

@hippiebrother3

10 жыл бұрын

I think it's from that specific outfit. If she uses the default blue armor she has a helmet. Or at least that's what I remember.

@arbiteras

8 жыл бұрын

+King Alistair of Ferelden hey,hello Alistair,i stole your throne!

20 seconds has 8 mins of variance based on so much stuff... awesome

You need to romance Liara in ME1, Tali in ME2 and rekindle Liara romance in ME3 for this one.

Love James' reaction.

Crazy how 8 years later, I havent found a game that beats the ME series

This is awesome 😂

i love the way that liara reads off all tali's downloads

Sometimes I don't know if Javik was a witty master of comebacks, or just a complete sperg

Okay Shepard, I got it first time that Tali is expert on geth software ...

In my cycle we didn‘t breath oxygen.

2:26 Theres not ice enough for a burn like that