The hardest decision is choosing a team mate to come with you and Garrus on a mission.
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
I love triple overload spam, so it's often Miranda or Kaidan, but Liara and Krogan are also good! Or just about anyone, really.
@mysteriousastrolabe
11 ай бұрын
It’s Kasumi for me😄
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
@@mysteriousastrolabe I've only recently been playing with Kasumi and she's great.
@s-094cam5
10 ай бұрын
Tali. Those two been with me from the get-go. Trusted me more than everyone else (practically combined)
@catrinmelldansen
10 ай бұрын
I play a sniper infiltrator and it's really annoying that i always have another sniper with me (garrus ofc)
@XER606 Жыл бұрын
"How many times have you romanced Garrus instead of anyone else in the crew?" "... you can romance the others?"
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I have romanced others, but Garrus is still the best LI for my Shep.
@MKanakaredes
Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be a full ME experience to me without Garrus romance. I basically treat the trilogy as dating simulator for the true love of my life.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@MKanakaredes Totally worth it.
@LS-jv9hp
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu Thane do be up there though.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@LS-jv9hp Thane is cool! He's just not for my Shep.
@gamecrusade478311 ай бұрын
I love how Mordin is basically like “You wanna fuck a Turian? You have my full support! Here’s what you’ll need come see me if anything goes wrong you crazy kids.”
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
I like that he's already prepared materials and briefed EDI.
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobudon't forget he also gives Joker advice on how to get freaky with EDI. Mordin is basically the Normandy's weird guidance counselor that hands out condoms with no judgement.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
@@khaleesireyna731 He's the cool uncle along with Wrex.
@Melody_Raventress
9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of my grandmother.
@torrebrockman8900
9 ай бұрын
@kharper0527 hes like that one older brother/uncle that dont gaf abt what you do buf cares about you
@Fishpasta4 Жыл бұрын
MShep: "Me and my best friend out here saving the galaxy from the reapers" FemShep: "Swiggity Swooty I'ma coming for that Turian booty!"
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Also, we save the galaxy on the side.
@seal2560
Жыл бұрын
The shepard twins. Neither can resist the dextro charm.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@seal2560 That's right!
@lordextinction8322
Жыл бұрын
Garrus: Hey I’m the one who’s supposed to have reach! Not Flexibility!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@lordextinction8322 Why not both?
@barrygeistwhite3474 Жыл бұрын
There's a reason that Garrus is always the first recruitable squad member and it's because THERE'S NO SHEPARD WITHOUT VAKARIAN!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
The first time I save imported and saw Garrus I almost cried. "Garrus, help me! I'm working for CERBERUS."
@iamblight707
7 ай бұрын
The fear the voices of the mercenaries in the Citadel DLC when they realized they were fighting archangel...Garrus is a legend all of his own. The only non-krogen on the crew who's feared by his enemies for who he is, and you have a 1000 year old Justiciar, and a 50,000 year old Prothean. Garrus is the clear second in command.
@Manjustman_25806
18 күн бұрын
It’s weird that he’s an optional squad mate in me1 and I believe 3 aswell
@OhSkyeLanta Жыл бұрын
I thought I knew everything about the mass effect games. But today I learned that the targeted ads call out how thirsty you are for Garrus 😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Even random ads ship Garrus and Shepard!
@M.Datura
Жыл бұрын
The ads are the creepiest shit. Ugh.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@M.Datura I've been recording the Elcor Hamlet ones and the guy's stare is seriously offputting.
@deontaeavila3514
Жыл бұрын
That is some direct advertising
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@deontaeavila3514 I also like the ones that say "You've recently been dead."
@radical9799 Жыл бұрын
"The three of us? Well hmmm~" Fcking mood ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@rylog8
3 ай бұрын
Inside Tali, there are two wolves; One wants to screw Shepard, the other wants to screw Garrus.
@Aethgeir Жыл бұрын
"I can already hear the old ball-and-chain frowning!" XD Zaeed is so underrated.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
He's not my favorite, but his VA Robin Sachs did a great job, RIP.
@iamblight707
7 ай бұрын
Zaeed and Kassumi didn't get cutscenes, but they are the most interesting
@TheK2rla
6 ай бұрын
@@iamblight707 >Yeah, for DLC characters, that are human to boot, they are rather interesting.
@ice_scramble
4 ай бұрын
i bring him on the team just for that swear word every five minutes
@michealdrake3421 Жыл бұрын
I love Mordin. He's such a good guy. A ruthless pragmatist, but rather than using that as an excuse to disregard people, he chooses the most practical ways to help the most people that he can and disregards any other course of action as ineffective, inefficient, and a waste of time and resources.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
He has the best arc in the game, IMO.
@iamblight707
7 ай бұрын
He and Wrex are the only companions with the spine to stand up to Shepard when he steps out line with their views. I expect it from a Krogan but to see Mordin willing to fight and die for what he believes in is inspiring.
@justincummings8557
4 ай бұрын
Mordin in ME3 gets me to tears every time.
@ninaa4192
3 ай бұрын
Mordin is such a fucking G
@RenstashMCDS9 ай бұрын
"I'm not, your pheromones are" KILLED ME god I love Javik 🤣
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
He's like the inappropriate old dude with no filter.
@gabematthews4532
Ай бұрын
better yet he confronts that 🐕 dr T’soni
@Acs2004 Жыл бұрын
I don't care what anyone says, I can fight all the reapers if I have my main turian Garrus by my side.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Remember he took the kill shot!
@morganjenkins8464
Жыл бұрын
There is no shepherd without vakarian
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@morganjenkins8464 So true!
@RestingBeachFace
Жыл бұрын
Same!! ❤❤
@SuperSkitzoTV Жыл бұрын
I love Tali’s Dialogue when it came to Dr.Michel giving Garrus Chocolate “watch yourself Shepard “ 😭 thanks she might be a adversary
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Dr. Michel definitely has a thing for Garrus. Her email to Shepard in ME2 is basically: "Oh, hey, you're alive! Also, have you seen Garrus? I've tried contacting him several times but he never answers."
@MKanakaredes
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu Can you blame her? But yes, if there was an option she would be a dead woman.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@MKanakaredes Aw, he's oblivious, so no need to get her killed. But she's not getting on the Normandy!
@mattstorm360
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu It could also be that she cares about Garrus after he saved her life from those thugs?
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@mattstorm360 Yes, but she cares a little too much...
@JD_the_fox7 ай бұрын
Kasumi just being happy for them 2 is just so wholesome, she is underated
@211Shinobu
7 ай бұрын
Kasumi is a good friend.
@hopesanddreams2998
6 ай бұрын
God I know right? I wish she had more screen time and wasn’t just a dlc
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@hopesanddreams2998 She's also pretty kickass in combat.
@hopesanddreams2998
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu she was my main after Garrus
@docb88 Жыл бұрын
Mordin may act like he’s helping Shepherd out for medical reasons, but he ships them the hardest 😊
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Kasumi and Kelly are pretty hard shippers too!
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
I just like to imagine Garrus and Shep both having a moment of "are we gonna talk about the fact that a salarian (race known for being asexual/having no sex drive) gave us sex advice?" 😂
@dekudude8888
17 күн бұрын
@@khaleesireyna731I mean… would you say no to medical advice from the very model of a scientist Salarian?
@khaleesireyna731
17 күн бұрын
@@dekudude8888 oh no, of course not!
@tyrantin3r8962 ай бұрын
We all know Garrus rigging traps in the apt is cute. But its also how I feel he deals with the trauma of what he dealt with on Omega.
@211Shinobu
2 ай бұрын
So much this!
@dekudude8888
17 күн бұрын
Wasn’t Archangel pinned in an apartment building like Shepard’s? At least in terms of layout they’re pretty similar
@AliMiguelEldnit
17 күн бұрын
Why do I have a feeling in the next mass effect he's literally going to make those traps for home defense?
@JollyWanker Жыл бұрын
Garrus is just the perfect husband. Suave and confident to the point of cockiness but when it comes to actual courting he is just an absolute flaming mess of a guy stumbling over his own words. I love that dork. No Shepard without Vakarian
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
He's sincere and loyal, a winning combination!
@rooramblingon895
Жыл бұрын
Nah...he'd be a really bad kisser.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@rooramblingon895 One doesn't need lips to kiss...
@beoweasel
Жыл бұрын
@@rooramblingon895 I'm sure they could figure something out. :D
@terra_the_nightingale135
4 ай бұрын
@@rooramblingon895idk… I think he’d be great in the French department of kissing
@undyne110 ай бұрын
How can someone who's romantically awkward have so much rizz?
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
To quote Leliana in DAO: "You are awkward. It's endearing."
@catlover2223
20 күн бұрын
His awkwardness is perfectly calibrated. 😂
@IronWolf_3458 ай бұрын
With Garrus, you’re either best bros or best loves.
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
This is the way!
@madelinemcmillan4020
13 күн бұрын
Or both at the same time really
@beoweasel Жыл бұрын
As a diehard Shep/Garrus fan, their interactions in the Citadel DLC are wonderfully adorkable. I also love their back and forth in the Citadel Archive and then when you retake the Normandy.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Me too! He's so happy to get to shoot up the CIC.
@lauraz599
Жыл бұрын
And when he was prepping some traps with Zaeed around the appartment 😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@lauraz599 Their understanding of cloning was not the best!
@nekorei2023
8 ай бұрын
@@lauraz599 I read that as "pregnant"
@therookie7401 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, if you don't romance Tali or Garrus at all, as the respective Shepard gender, they romance each other in ME3.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yup! kzread.infoiL9vGcRwRpE?feature=share
@adventurika1903
Жыл бұрын
haha yeah i cant bring myself to romance either because my canon is them together. i go for miranda or kaidan instead and have garrus and tali as my besties :)
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@adventurika1903 They're also excellent friends! Oh, you like romancing the Sentinels. I always love to have a sentinel in the party.
@UK-Lynn
4 ай бұрын
@@adventurika1903I don't understand why Kaiden get so much flack as a romance option. As FemShep he is deffo who I choose all the time ❤❤❤
@Draco-1400 Жыл бұрын
Zaeed "OH GOD GET A ROOM!!!!!!"
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I love how he calls Shepard the "old ball-and-chain" like he's from the 1900's.
@Draco-1400
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu imagine a comment from renegade Shepard
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
"Who needs a room when we've got these convenient countertops?"
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobulbr, we all know Zaeed has gone up to Garrus at some point and been like "Sooo, you and the Commander, eh? If there's one thing I know about thus goddam mercenary job, it's that there's plenty more fucking going on than anyone else cares to admit." Meanwhile Garrus is just like 🤨🫣
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
@@khaleesireyna731 I hope this isn't one of his stories where he was the only survivor!
@radical9799 Жыл бұрын
No Shepard without Vakarian
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
That's right!
@archival3154 Жыл бұрын
I prefer answer "A shocking suggestion! Doctor-patient condifentially is a sacred trust. Would never dream [playful pause] of mockery :P "
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
That's a good one, too! "Will be here watching cell cultures grow. Less alcohol and mood music required."
@helwrecht163722 күн бұрын
I love the home defense brainstorming of Zaeed and Garrus
@thatguyapplesauce1060 Жыл бұрын
Maybe I want Garrus to hold *me* close and whisper "Everything is going to be alright" *to me*
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
That's the spirit!
@thatguyapplesauce1060
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu I mean the man called *himself* daddy, I mean c'mon
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@thatguyapplesauce1060 "Afraid Daddy's sniper rifle collection will scare Junior?"
@thatguyapplesauce1060
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu Daddy's rifle collection scares me at times if you catch my meaning
@s-094cam5
10 ай бұрын
Nah. I'd rather him describe intricate detail how he's gonna "calibrate" me. (While using legit tech terms)
@xxxDRCODxxx Жыл бұрын
I wish James had more time to be developed, feel like he’d end up being a fan favorite. Definitely more interesting and funny than most of the Human characters that had multiple games to flesh out.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I didn't think I'd like James, but Freddie Prinze Jr did a good job with him! James is cool.
@sycho-tech5104 Жыл бұрын
I’ll always be a MShepXTali backer but FShepXGarrus is vary adorable. Everyone act like their already married!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I WISH!
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the Garrus mod for male shepherd (something I'm gonna find out how that plays out)
@khaleesireyna73110 ай бұрын
Garrus and Shepard fighting Reapers/Cereberus/collectors/Sheps clone: absolute badasses that inspire awe and a sense of unity/hope in a dark time. Shepard and Garrus at the Citadel: absolute dorks who roleplay, shoot bottles, and dance quite provacatively.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Part of what makes them so endearing to me!
@AegixDrakan Жыл бұрын
That sass from Jack in ME3 is just SO funny. XD My FemShep was thinking "Actually, that's not how I like i-....Weeeelllllll, now that you've *mentioned* it...."
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I'm not a huge fan of the fanfiction mating bite myself, but whatever floats your ship!
@danielatorres2773 Жыл бұрын
Stay away from my turian Dr Michel😡
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
She's pretty obvious in her interest! Luckily he's oblivious.
@chupathingy6626 Жыл бұрын
Mordin. Always. Slays. 😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Caution. Warn of chafing.
@chupathingy6626
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu 💋
@lyra-bk2he Жыл бұрын
It's fun to see the others commenting on the relation between garrus and sheppard ❤️
@lyra-bk2he
Жыл бұрын
Anyway your videos are well made! Keep It up!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I thought so! I like when the game reacts to our choice of love interest.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@lyra-bk2he Thank you so much! I've got some more in the works!
@DSDVDK7007 Жыл бұрын
The voice line of Kelly sounds adorable
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Kelly is nice. I like her original appearance, though.
@UrdnotRed Жыл бұрын
Bro, it's kinda funny how this is likely the first time a human and Turian have gotten this far in a relationship.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
It's been about 30 years since first contact -- I'm pretty sure some human somewhere has gotten it on with a Turian before Shepard.
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobuconsidering that Mordin already had diagrams... yeah Shepard and Garrus are just the most famous turian/human couple in the galaxy. Not the first.
@Brunosky_Inc
5 күн бұрын
I'm absolutely certain that at least some veterans of the First Contact War must've eventually gotten together. We humans are freaky like that x)
@dr.veronica61559 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, let's get Tali involved. This is a *fantastic* idea. I'm not being sarcastic, I actually think this should happen.
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
I mean drunk Tali brought it up...
@user-gc9ef2np1e
8 ай бұрын
*I'll ship it.*
@hopesanddreams2998
6 ай бұрын
I meaaaaan. I did wish I could romance her while being FemShep soo this perfect
@justincummings8557
4 ай бұрын
Tali and Garrus have a relationship if you don’t romance either of them, so take that as you will
@greyghost876311 ай бұрын
Glad to see I'm not the only one who sees Garrus as their ride or die❤❤❤
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
Wait. Doesn't everyone?
@brookeyoung53432 ай бұрын
Me, freaked out that the advertisement knew I was romancing Garrus: 😳
@211Shinobu
2 ай бұрын
They're always watching...
@brycealthoff80926 ай бұрын
Mordin literally just told fem Shep “don’t swallow”. Lol
@SteTechGamingАй бұрын
Mordin be like "Don't let Garrus finish in your mouth"
@211Shinobu
Ай бұрын
Use protection, kids.
@IvyShepard777-bk3iw9 ай бұрын
I'm in love with Garrus, but I'm in the most deepest love with Kaidan. I love how sensitive he is and when I accidentally cheated, I cried for days after hurting him in any way. I dedicate any mass effect stuff to him.
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Kaidan is cool. I think I like him best as an ME3-only romance. Finding out he had feelings for Shep for all those years is really moving.
@adarkwind47123 ай бұрын
Y'know, I still find it absolutely F-CKING hilarious that the reason Garrus and Tali weren't romanceable in ME1 was that the designers didn't think people would be into that.
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
And now people are having sex with a bear in Baldur's Gate 3! We've come a long way.
@daedaluswriting93509 ай бұрын
Advertisements nwntioning your romantic partner by name would be terrifying in the future But on this context its hilarious
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Shepard's like -- but I'm dating Jacob!
@jetscream586 ай бұрын
Mordin is a real one for giving all that advice and info, a true homie
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
He's all: "Go have fun, you crazy kids!"
@juanzamora728311 ай бұрын
Garrus is the best husband and Tali is the best wife
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
No argument here!
@rooramblingon895 Жыл бұрын
As a chemist my biggest issue is the lack of knowledge of d- and l- optical rotation of molecules, and their effect on life. But I guess I am not the only "nerd" here....😂😂😂😂😂😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Not by a long shot!
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
I mean, I know that mint is based on dextro-amino acids, and we eat that ish all the time... but then again, I'm just here for Mass Effect being a sci-fi series that actually tries with the science.
@AmberlaMaderia6 ай бұрын
2:09 I had an out-of-the-game scare when Kaidan asked if there was something between me and Garrus because I romanced Kaidan in ME1. I wanted to lie to Kaidan so bad because I love them both so much but after a few minutes I got myself together and told the truth. Hardest romantic moment in the game for me.
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
And who did you choose in ME3?
@AmberlaMaderia
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu Garrus. I just knew it had to be Garrus. I will always choose Kaiden in ME1 but the romantic journey with Garrus in ME3 just blew me away... On my next run I plan for Kaidan though. I feel like I owe myself the experience of that journey too.
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@AmberlaMaderia I fully endorse your choice! After the hospital conversation with Kaidan as FemShep who moved on to Garrus I think I might only romance Kaidan as maleshep or as a new romance in ME3.
@harvestercommander325010 ай бұрын
So glad I chose to be with Garrus. The two are so good.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Best battle couple!
@danielallen44503 ай бұрын
Im honestly a little surprised Shep called out the explosive glass comments, not Zaeed's "ball and chain" one😂. For the most dangerous soldier in the galaxy, girl's not vain.
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
She's just worried about her baby Grunt getting hurt.
@jittercritter11 ай бұрын
Garrus and Tali and Femshep are my OT3
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
They're Tali's too!
@oreoyin-yan8414 Жыл бұрын
XD The advertisement on the citadel totally called us out
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes, it did!
@jeremygeller9145 Жыл бұрын
Femshep: okay but mordin what do you mean by ingest, like orally or always use a condom?
@jaredthoma2 ай бұрын
Did Mordin just tell her not to swallow?😅😂
@ladyserenegrace183 ай бұрын
Mordin Iroh and Wrex the kind of uncles we all need. Medical advice without judgement, wisdom, and crazy bastard who will fully enable you
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
I love this.
@ladyserenegrace18
3 ай бұрын
zaeed is the uncle that is banned from all family functions Wrex would be on thin ice but all the kids like him too much for that@@211Shinobu
@ladyserenegrace18
3 ай бұрын
Zaeed is the highly inappropriate uncle nobody lets around the kids too@@211Shinobu
@alphaschnauzer5452 Жыл бұрын
3:04 Quick we need another bottle to create the fandoms perfect ship
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Shalibrations?
@Lunardivider246 ай бұрын
Their relationship platonic or romantic is the reason i got into fanfics. Just the need to see them get some kind of happy end was too strong in my younger years
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
I hear you!
@DrownedInExile3 ай бұрын
Dr. Mordin seems to be channelling his inner Deadpool!" "I've never said this, but don't ingest!"
@KtulmChildOfOberon11 ай бұрын
Garrus/Shepard gives me Goliath/Elisa vibes from Gargoyles. Yet Garrus is more like Brooklyn.
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
I'm not familiar with that fandom, but more Garrus/Shepard vibes are good anywhere!
@c0rnxd0gxmetalhead453 ай бұрын
Drunk zaeed and garrus turning the apartment into a tomb for federal agents and intruders is amazing
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
Not sure about the federal agents. Technically Garrus is an agent of the hierarchy.
@c0rnxd0gxmetalhead45
3 ай бұрын
@211Shinobu so he knows they moves 👀
@heelsurfer266810 ай бұрын
I've always wanted to romance Garrus but I don't want Tali ending up alone in Me3... unless that part with the Garrus Harem ending is canon.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Well, it could be headcanon!
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, mods
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Is there a mod for that?
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu there is a mod to romances multiple people
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Nice!
@ladyserenegrace182 ай бұрын
garrus deserves the 3 way... ain't cheating if it's a 3 way with your so and an agreed upon 3rd party
@shiningnight1214 сағат бұрын
This dude mordin said "Don't Swallow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rollolol6053 Жыл бұрын
Shakarian will always be the best pairing for Femshep, just like Sheli for Maleshep.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I believe it!
@SnonymousCat Жыл бұрын
Space husband
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he is!
@winterviveca59765 ай бұрын
Oh my god that ad made my jaw drop, I've never heard it
@211Shinobu
5 ай бұрын
Targeted ads know what's up.
@anthonypreston83559 ай бұрын
Ok know I need to play this series more that was ever hilarious
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Thank you! Enjoy your playthrough!
@JasmineGeminiDragon6 ай бұрын
Damn... everyone up in my businesses... ok I'd be bragging up a storm... I'd be doing twirls with my arms out singing about it 😅
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
Everyone gets uncomfortably personal and I'm here for it.
@ThePastaBolognese7 күн бұрын
thanks Mordin, I'll make sure to have an epipen ready for when I give him the gawk gawk 5000
@larrypoppins62736 ай бұрын
Shepard, wrex, and garrus are the aragorn, legolas, and gimli of mass effect.
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
Oh yes, they are! kzread.info/dash/bejne/iZaaz6-RqqbIkcY.html
@blackkitty3697 ай бұрын
SO SWEET! I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!
@211Shinobu
7 ай бұрын
Me too!
@lEnaril6 ай бұрын
going through N7 program also means learning linguistics and alien biology. Vega wasn't paying attention in class lol
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
A lot of characters have a biology problem. Garrus wants hybrid babies, and Zaeed tries to fry Shep's clone using a trigger keyed to her DNA, for example.
@beccangavinАй бұрын
Shoot. Now I actually feel like I missed a bunch of stuff and I need to replay the whole game.
@211Shinobu
Ай бұрын
I see my evil plan is working as intended!
@christophermyers6372 Жыл бұрын
Shep: Tali / Jack Femshep: Garrus
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
No argument here!
@tacticool_weeb84504 ай бұрын
Did? Mordin just say no head? Or spit? Oh lord… 👍
@211Shinobu
4 ай бұрын
*AHEM*
@anewhero12164 күн бұрын
Ah Tali, our xenophile comrade-in-arms - just like Shepard, capable and downright eager to get that human, turian, or quarian booty (as the case may be) lol
@BlueShift245 ай бұрын
01:10 Spit, don’t swallow. 😂
@211Shinobu
5 ай бұрын
*ahem*
@CherryJuli7 ай бұрын
Did Mordin tell her to not swollow?! 😂
@211Shinobu
7 ай бұрын
Pretty much.
@matthewofcolumbus56105 ай бұрын
0:49 _laughs of cursed dice in the distance_
@Admiralkirk959 ай бұрын
Last clip would have been great meme fuel now a days for the 'home defense' meme.
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
I don't know this meme. Can you explain?
@Admiralkirk95
9 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu Just look up "I own a musket for home defense" then basically find different variations like a mass effect one, or star wars and stuff. Just as the founding fathers intended.
@sarinat31012 ай бұрын
Mordin is galaxy's best wingman.
@AutobotWheeljack9 ай бұрын
Darn 3 way romance with tali Garrus and Shepard would have been awesome
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Team Dextro!
@AutobotWheeljack
9 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu Note to self: HIGH FIVE TEAM DEXTRO
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
@@AutobotWheeljack I think it would be a high eight?
@AutobotWheeljack
9 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu True but I was just quoting a game I played that said “NOTE TO SELF: HIGH FIVE TEAM HOTCHKISS”
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
@@AutobotWheeljack I had to google it. Nancy Drew?
@mksmike Жыл бұрын
Jesus tbh the Citadel Ad just creeped me out. That's some minority report bs
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
They can read our thoughts!
@LancerthewolfYT4 ай бұрын
[Zaeed]: (private channel with Garrus) C'mon MATE, Get her to TO YOUR ROOM [Garrus]: *Blush* look, I-I don't know about that [Zaeed] trus me *Laughing* [Garrus] very funny Big-Z Ha-hA
@211Shinobu
4 ай бұрын
Garrus wants to roll all over a couch.
@jabrark582817 күн бұрын
Tali is so out of pocket in every timeline. XD
@211Shinobu
16 күн бұрын
She likes drama!
@elisecounter3012 Жыл бұрын
Right have i missed something with the last part with garrus 😂 how do you get that part 😂😂 I know it’s at the Citadel party 😂 but is it the chilled vibe of the party? I always pick the loud vibe with dancing version 😂😂😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yes, during the "quiet" party Zaeed and Garrus booby trap Shepard's apartment to keep her safe from more clones. Zaeed's biology education was not very good.
@niana1975 Жыл бұрын
More comments about femShepard’s relationship with Garrus than I thought. Wish there was a mod that allows the player to be with more than one character. I can picture Shepard with both Garrus and Tali as a threesome.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
So can Tali...
@sandramacdonald7492
Жыл бұрын
There is a mod for ME3 on PC that allows romancing everyone, I believe it's called Polymod, or something to that effect. There is also No Jealousy mod. >.>
@beoweasel
Жыл бұрын
Garrus/Shepard/Tali Polycule! XD
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@beoweasel I just learned the meaning of this word recently. I thought it was "polycute" at first.
@catlover222320 күн бұрын
The Citadel advertisements are getting involved in Shepard’s love life? I like a good ship as much as the next girl, but this is ridiculous! 😂
@211Shinobu
19 күн бұрын
Creepy, right?
@doktorspock8910 Жыл бұрын
Your Shep is cute.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Aw, thanks! She's not pretty, but I love her!
@sarahromahn43894 ай бұрын
One question when do you get the talk with vega i made multible runs and never get it
@211Shinobu
4 ай бұрын
It's during his meetup with Shepard in the Citadel DLC. Keep meeting the crew and checking your messages in the apartment and eventually you can invite Vega over. This occurs just before the infamous "pullup scene."
@SonofJonesАй бұрын
I gotta say, Dr. Michel is a LOT braver than I am for flirting with Commander Shepard's man... O_O Then again so many people have already threatened her it's only fair Shep get a turn at it. By the way love your Shepard's design! Mind sharing the face code?
@211Shinobu
Ай бұрын
It's nice to find an NPC that hits on the squad and not on Shepard. In my headcanon she's the doctor Kaidan went on a date with, but she spent the evening asking him about where Garrus was. Thank you for liking my Shep! She's no beauty queen, but I love her. I will share her code with you if you promise to take good care of her and romance Garrus at least once.
@SonofJones
Ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu That's a good point xD It's also why I really like how Tali and Garrus become an item if you don't romance either one. Not only because they deserve happiness, but nice to acknowledge they have romantic lives even if they don't end up with Shepard. Absolutely I will :) Most of the time as Female Shepard I wind up romancing Garrus even if I intend to romance someone else xD
@poundsofslothcigars8 ай бұрын
I gotta do a femshep run at some point literally never crossed my mind to try it. The thought of no Tali in my life is heartbreaking
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
She's still in Femshep's life, just not in her bedroom. But you get the other half of Team Dextro, Garrus, so it's a fair trade!
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile garrus mid for male Shepard
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Does it work well?
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu well i know it works, but im restarting my whole playthrough of the mass effect games for a clean slate to try it out
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Let us know how you like it!
@ImJamieGrey9 ай бұрын
3:09 man if only
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
I imagine Garrus going "THIS is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!"
@CorvusTheNerd10 ай бұрын
Bro Im not gay but.....nevermind.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Plenty of people want a romantic partner like Garrus. What's not to like?
@dontpreorder2783
8 ай бұрын
If there’s anyone worth going gay for it’s garrus, best bro in the galaxy
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@dontpreorder2783 Dating your best friend is awesome!
@h3yk3r17
6 ай бұрын
I have a friend who is similar in character to Garrus. If he was gay, then I will be gay too XD
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@h3yk3r17 Priorities, right?
@nicholasswartz78195 ай бұрын
Chaffing...
@alphaman2810 ай бұрын
3:09 👀 Tali you got summin to say?
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
I think she has a bit of a crush on both of them.
@dragonass49546 ай бұрын
I never had that talk with Liara((
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
It's part of the Shadow Broker DLC -- after the mission you can invite her to tour the Normandy SR2.
@dragonass4954
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobuoh I see. Did not know that, never saw an option... thanks)
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@dragonass4954 You're welcome! At the end of the DLC if you speak to Liara she mentions visiting the SR2. You can invite her immediately or put it off until a later visit o the Shadow Broker's ship.
@dragonass4954
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu I got it thanks) gotta find a couple of minutes to check)
@Zero_Alter22 күн бұрын
Did kasumi record Garrus and Shepard do the deed since she can cloak?
@211Shinobu
21 күн бұрын
I hope not...
@as2ronaut_9 күн бұрын
god. is this how me2 without mods look?
@211Shinobu
9 күн бұрын
Yes.
@as2ronaut_
9 күн бұрын
@@211Shinobu i'm glad i modded it before playing for the 1st time
@harvestercommander325010 ай бұрын
Everyone wants him with her.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
I know I do!
@PulloffPrime5 ай бұрын
Tali what the hell!
@211Shinobu
5 ай бұрын
Drunk Tali being her honest self!
@ladyserenegrace18
3 ай бұрын
It isn’t cheating if it’s a three way with the couple
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
@@ladyserenegrace18 Garrus' brain would short circuit.
@chrisby30Ай бұрын
2:15 Yes, Garrus calibrates me better than you, in fact why did I bother with you
Пікірлер: 415
The hardest decision is choosing a team mate to come with you and Garrus on a mission.
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
I love triple overload spam, so it's often Miranda or Kaidan, but Liara and Krogan are also good! Or just about anyone, really.
@mysteriousastrolabe
11 ай бұрын
It’s Kasumi for me😄
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
@@mysteriousastrolabe I've only recently been playing with Kasumi and she's great.
@s-094cam5
10 ай бұрын
Tali. Those two been with me from the get-go. Trusted me more than everyone else (practically combined)
@catrinmelldansen
10 ай бұрын
I play a sniper infiltrator and it's really annoying that i always have another sniper with me (garrus ofc)
"How many times have you romanced Garrus instead of anyone else in the crew?" "... you can romance the others?"
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I have romanced others, but Garrus is still the best LI for my Shep.
@MKanakaredes
Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be a full ME experience to me without Garrus romance. I basically treat the trilogy as dating simulator for the true love of my life.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@MKanakaredes Totally worth it.
@LS-jv9hp
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu Thane do be up there though.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@LS-jv9hp Thane is cool! He's just not for my Shep.
I love how Mordin is basically like “You wanna fuck a Turian? You have my full support! Here’s what you’ll need come see me if anything goes wrong you crazy kids.”
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
I like that he's already prepared materials and briefed EDI.
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobudon't forget he also gives Joker advice on how to get freaky with EDI. Mordin is basically the Normandy's weird guidance counselor that hands out condoms with no judgement.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
@@khaleesireyna731 He's the cool uncle along with Wrex.
@Melody_Raventress
9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of my grandmother.
@torrebrockman8900
9 ай бұрын
@kharper0527 hes like that one older brother/uncle that dont gaf abt what you do buf cares about you
MShep: "Me and my best friend out here saving the galaxy from the reapers" FemShep: "Swiggity Swooty I'ma coming for that Turian booty!"
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Also, we save the galaxy on the side.
@seal2560
Жыл бұрын
The shepard twins. Neither can resist the dextro charm.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@seal2560 That's right!
@lordextinction8322
Жыл бұрын
Garrus: Hey I’m the one who’s supposed to have reach! Not Flexibility!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@lordextinction8322 Why not both?
There's a reason that Garrus is always the first recruitable squad member and it's because THERE'S NO SHEPARD WITHOUT VAKARIAN!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
The first time I save imported and saw Garrus I almost cried. "Garrus, help me! I'm working for CERBERUS."
@iamblight707
7 ай бұрын
The fear the voices of the mercenaries in the Citadel DLC when they realized they were fighting archangel...Garrus is a legend all of his own. The only non-krogen on the crew who's feared by his enemies for who he is, and you have a 1000 year old Justiciar, and a 50,000 year old Prothean. Garrus is the clear second in command.
@Manjustman_25806
18 күн бұрын
It’s weird that he’s an optional squad mate in me1 and I believe 3 aswell
I thought I knew everything about the mass effect games. But today I learned that the targeted ads call out how thirsty you are for Garrus 😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Even random ads ship Garrus and Shepard!
@M.Datura
Жыл бұрын
The ads are the creepiest shit. Ugh.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@M.Datura I've been recording the Elcor Hamlet ones and the guy's stare is seriously offputting.
@deontaeavila3514
Жыл бұрын
That is some direct advertising
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@deontaeavila3514 I also like the ones that say "You've recently been dead."
"The three of us? Well hmmm~" Fcking mood ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@rylog8
3 ай бұрын
Inside Tali, there are two wolves; One wants to screw Shepard, the other wants to screw Garrus.
"I can already hear the old ball-and-chain frowning!" XD Zaeed is so underrated.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
He's not my favorite, but his VA Robin Sachs did a great job, RIP.
@iamblight707
7 ай бұрын
Zaeed and Kassumi didn't get cutscenes, but they are the most interesting
@TheK2rla
6 ай бұрын
@@iamblight707 >Yeah, for DLC characters, that are human to boot, they are rather interesting.
@ice_scramble
4 ай бұрын
i bring him on the team just for that swear word every five minutes
I love Mordin. He's such a good guy. A ruthless pragmatist, but rather than using that as an excuse to disregard people, he chooses the most practical ways to help the most people that he can and disregards any other course of action as ineffective, inefficient, and a waste of time and resources.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
He has the best arc in the game, IMO.
@iamblight707
7 ай бұрын
He and Wrex are the only companions with the spine to stand up to Shepard when he steps out line with their views. I expect it from a Krogan but to see Mordin willing to fight and die for what he believes in is inspiring.
@justincummings8557
4 ай бұрын
Mordin in ME3 gets me to tears every time.
@ninaa4192
3 ай бұрын
Mordin is such a fucking G
"I'm not, your pheromones are" KILLED ME god I love Javik 🤣
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
He's like the inappropriate old dude with no filter.
@gabematthews4532
Ай бұрын
better yet he confronts that 🐕 dr T’soni
I don't care what anyone says, I can fight all the reapers if I have my main turian Garrus by my side.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Remember he took the kill shot!
@morganjenkins8464
Жыл бұрын
There is no shepherd without vakarian
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@morganjenkins8464 So true!
@RestingBeachFace
Жыл бұрын
Same!! ❤❤
I love Tali’s Dialogue when it came to Dr.Michel giving Garrus Chocolate “watch yourself Shepard “ 😭 thanks she might be a adversary
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Dr. Michel definitely has a thing for Garrus. Her email to Shepard in ME2 is basically: "Oh, hey, you're alive! Also, have you seen Garrus? I've tried contacting him several times but he never answers."
@MKanakaredes
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu Can you blame her? But yes, if there was an option she would be a dead woman.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@MKanakaredes Aw, he's oblivious, so no need to get her killed. But she's not getting on the Normandy!
@mattstorm360
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu It could also be that she cares about Garrus after he saved her life from those thugs?
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@mattstorm360 Yes, but she cares a little too much...
Kasumi just being happy for them 2 is just so wholesome, she is underated
@211Shinobu
7 ай бұрын
Kasumi is a good friend.
@hopesanddreams2998
6 ай бұрын
God I know right? I wish she had more screen time and wasn’t just a dlc
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@hopesanddreams2998 She's also pretty kickass in combat.
@hopesanddreams2998
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu she was my main after Garrus
Mordin may act like he’s helping Shepherd out for medical reasons, but he ships them the hardest 😊
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Kasumi and Kelly are pretty hard shippers too!
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
I just like to imagine Garrus and Shep both having a moment of "are we gonna talk about the fact that a salarian (race known for being asexual/having no sex drive) gave us sex advice?" 😂
@dekudude8888
17 күн бұрын
@@khaleesireyna731I mean… would you say no to medical advice from the very model of a scientist Salarian?
@khaleesireyna731
17 күн бұрын
@@dekudude8888 oh no, of course not!
We all know Garrus rigging traps in the apt is cute. But its also how I feel he deals with the trauma of what he dealt with on Omega.
@211Shinobu
2 ай бұрын
So much this!
@dekudude8888
17 күн бұрын
Wasn’t Archangel pinned in an apartment building like Shepard’s? At least in terms of layout they’re pretty similar
@AliMiguelEldnit
17 күн бұрын
Why do I have a feeling in the next mass effect he's literally going to make those traps for home defense?
Garrus is just the perfect husband. Suave and confident to the point of cockiness but when it comes to actual courting he is just an absolute flaming mess of a guy stumbling over his own words. I love that dork. No Shepard without Vakarian
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
He's sincere and loyal, a winning combination!
@rooramblingon895
Жыл бұрын
Nah...he'd be a really bad kisser.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@rooramblingon895 One doesn't need lips to kiss...
@beoweasel
Жыл бұрын
@@rooramblingon895 I'm sure they could figure something out. :D
@terra_the_nightingale135
4 ай бұрын
@@rooramblingon895idk… I think he’d be great in the French department of kissing
How can someone who's romantically awkward have so much rizz?
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
To quote Leliana in DAO: "You are awkward. It's endearing."
@catlover2223
20 күн бұрын
His awkwardness is perfectly calibrated. 😂
With Garrus, you’re either best bros or best loves.
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
This is the way!
@madelinemcmillan4020
13 күн бұрын
Or both at the same time really
As a diehard Shep/Garrus fan, their interactions in the Citadel DLC are wonderfully adorkable. I also love their back and forth in the Citadel Archive and then when you retake the Normandy.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Me too! He's so happy to get to shoot up the CIC.
@lauraz599
Жыл бұрын
And when he was prepping some traps with Zaeed around the appartment 😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@lauraz599 Their understanding of cloning was not the best!
@nekorei2023
8 ай бұрын
@@lauraz599 I read that as "pregnant"
Fun fact, if you don't romance Tali or Garrus at all, as the respective Shepard gender, they romance each other in ME3.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yup! kzread.infoiL9vGcRwRpE?feature=share
@adventurika1903
Жыл бұрын
haha yeah i cant bring myself to romance either because my canon is them together. i go for miranda or kaidan instead and have garrus and tali as my besties :)
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@adventurika1903 They're also excellent friends! Oh, you like romancing the Sentinels. I always love to have a sentinel in the party.
@UK-Lynn
4 ай бұрын
@@adventurika1903I don't understand why Kaiden get so much flack as a romance option. As FemShep he is deffo who I choose all the time ❤❤❤
Zaeed "OH GOD GET A ROOM!!!!!!"
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I love how he calls Shepard the "old ball-and-chain" like he's from the 1900's.
@Draco-1400
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu imagine a comment from renegade Shepard
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
"Who needs a room when we've got these convenient countertops?"
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobulbr, we all know Zaeed has gone up to Garrus at some point and been like "Sooo, you and the Commander, eh? If there's one thing I know about thus goddam mercenary job, it's that there's plenty more fucking going on than anyone else cares to admit." Meanwhile Garrus is just like 🤨🫣
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
@@khaleesireyna731 I hope this isn't one of his stories where he was the only survivor!
No Shepard without Vakarian
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
That's right!
I prefer answer "A shocking suggestion! Doctor-patient condifentially is a sacred trust. Would never dream [playful pause] of mockery :P "
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
That's a good one, too! "Will be here watching cell cultures grow. Less alcohol and mood music required."
I love the home defense brainstorming of Zaeed and Garrus
Maybe I want Garrus to hold *me* close and whisper "Everything is going to be alright" *to me*
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
That's the spirit!
@thatguyapplesauce1060
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu I mean the man called *himself* daddy, I mean c'mon
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@thatguyapplesauce1060 "Afraid Daddy's sniper rifle collection will scare Junior?"
@thatguyapplesauce1060
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu Daddy's rifle collection scares me at times if you catch my meaning
@s-094cam5
10 ай бұрын
Nah. I'd rather him describe intricate detail how he's gonna "calibrate" me. (While using legit tech terms)
I wish James had more time to be developed, feel like he’d end up being a fan favorite. Definitely more interesting and funny than most of the Human characters that had multiple games to flesh out.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I didn't think I'd like James, but Freddie Prinze Jr did a good job with him! James is cool.
I’ll always be a MShepXTali backer but FShepXGarrus is vary adorable. Everyone act like their already married!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I WISH!
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the Garrus mod for male shepherd (something I'm gonna find out how that plays out)
Garrus and Shepard fighting Reapers/Cereberus/collectors/Sheps clone: absolute badasses that inspire awe and a sense of unity/hope in a dark time. Shepard and Garrus at the Citadel: absolute dorks who roleplay, shoot bottles, and dance quite provacatively.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Part of what makes them so endearing to me!
That sass from Jack in ME3 is just SO funny. XD My FemShep was thinking "Actually, that's not how I like i-....Weeeelllllll, now that you've *mentioned* it...."
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I'm not a huge fan of the fanfiction mating bite myself, but whatever floats your ship!
Stay away from my turian Dr Michel😡
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
She's pretty obvious in her interest! Luckily he's oblivious.
Mordin. Always. Slays. 😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Caution. Warn of chafing.
@chupathingy6626
Жыл бұрын
@@211Shinobu 💋
It's fun to see the others commenting on the relation between garrus and sheppard ❤️
@lyra-bk2he
Жыл бұрын
Anyway your videos are well made! Keep It up!
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I thought so! I like when the game reacts to our choice of love interest.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@lyra-bk2he Thank you so much! I've got some more in the works!
The voice line of Kelly sounds adorable
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Kelly is nice. I like her original appearance, though.
Bro, it's kinda funny how this is likely the first time a human and Turian have gotten this far in a relationship.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
It's been about 30 years since first contact -- I'm pretty sure some human somewhere has gotten it on with a Turian before Shepard.
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobuconsidering that Mordin already had diagrams... yeah Shepard and Garrus are just the most famous turian/human couple in the galaxy. Not the first.
@Brunosky_Inc
5 күн бұрын
I'm absolutely certain that at least some veterans of the First Contact War must've eventually gotten together. We humans are freaky like that x)
Oh yeah, let's get Tali involved. This is a *fantastic* idea. I'm not being sarcastic, I actually think this should happen.
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
I mean drunk Tali brought it up...
@user-gc9ef2np1e
8 ай бұрын
*I'll ship it.*
@hopesanddreams2998
6 ай бұрын
I meaaaaan. I did wish I could romance her while being FemShep soo this perfect
@justincummings8557
4 ай бұрын
Tali and Garrus have a relationship if you don’t romance either of them, so take that as you will
Glad to see I'm not the only one who sees Garrus as their ride or die❤❤❤
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
Wait. Doesn't everyone?
Me, freaked out that the advertisement knew I was romancing Garrus: 😳
@211Shinobu
2 ай бұрын
They're always watching...
Mordin literally just told fem Shep “don’t swallow”. Lol
Mordin be like "Don't let Garrus finish in your mouth"
@211Shinobu
Ай бұрын
Use protection, kids.
I'm in love with Garrus, but I'm in the most deepest love with Kaidan. I love how sensitive he is and when I accidentally cheated, I cried for days after hurting him in any way. I dedicate any mass effect stuff to him.
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Kaidan is cool. I think I like him best as an ME3-only romance. Finding out he had feelings for Shep for all those years is really moving.
Y'know, I still find it absolutely F-CKING hilarious that the reason Garrus and Tali weren't romanceable in ME1 was that the designers didn't think people would be into that.
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
And now people are having sex with a bear in Baldur's Gate 3! We've come a long way.
Advertisements nwntioning your romantic partner by name would be terrifying in the future But on this context its hilarious
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Shepard's like -- but I'm dating Jacob!
Mordin is a real one for giving all that advice and info, a true homie
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
He's all: "Go have fun, you crazy kids!"
Garrus is the best husband and Tali is the best wife
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
No argument here!
As a chemist my biggest issue is the lack of knowledge of d- and l- optical rotation of molecules, and their effect on life. But I guess I am not the only "nerd" here....😂😂😂😂😂😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Not by a long shot!
@khaleesireyna731
10 ай бұрын
I mean, I know that mint is based on dextro-amino acids, and we eat that ish all the time... but then again, I'm just here for Mass Effect being a sci-fi series that actually tries with the science.
2:09 I had an out-of-the-game scare when Kaidan asked if there was something between me and Garrus because I romanced Kaidan in ME1. I wanted to lie to Kaidan so bad because I love them both so much but after a few minutes I got myself together and told the truth. Hardest romantic moment in the game for me.
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
And who did you choose in ME3?
@AmberlaMaderia
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu Garrus. I just knew it had to be Garrus. I will always choose Kaiden in ME1 but the romantic journey with Garrus in ME3 just blew me away... On my next run I plan for Kaidan though. I feel like I owe myself the experience of that journey too.
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@AmberlaMaderia I fully endorse your choice! After the hospital conversation with Kaidan as FemShep who moved on to Garrus I think I might only romance Kaidan as maleshep or as a new romance in ME3.
So glad I chose to be with Garrus. The two are so good.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Best battle couple!
Im honestly a little surprised Shep called out the explosive glass comments, not Zaeed's "ball and chain" one😂. For the most dangerous soldier in the galaxy, girl's not vain.
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
She's just worried about her baby Grunt getting hurt.
Garrus and Tali and Femshep are my OT3
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
They're Tali's too!
XD The advertisement on the citadel totally called us out
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes, it did!
Femshep: okay but mordin what do you mean by ingest, like orally or always use a condom?
Did Mordin just tell her not to swallow?😅😂
Mordin Iroh and Wrex the kind of uncles we all need. Medical advice without judgement, wisdom, and crazy bastard who will fully enable you
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
I love this.
@ladyserenegrace18
3 ай бұрын
zaeed is the uncle that is banned from all family functions Wrex would be on thin ice but all the kids like him too much for that@@211Shinobu
@ladyserenegrace18
3 ай бұрын
Zaeed is the highly inappropriate uncle nobody lets around the kids too@@211Shinobu
3:04 Quick we need another bottle to create the fandoms perfect ship
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Shalibrations?
Their relationship platonic or romantic is the reason i got into fanfics. Just the need to see them get some kind of happy end was too strong in my younger years
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
I hear you!
Dr. Mordin seems to be channelling his inner Deadpool!" "I've never said this, but don't ingest!"
Garrus/Shepard gives me Goliath/Elisa vibes from Gargoyles. Yet Garrus is more like Brooklyn.
@211Shinobu
11 ай бұрын
I'm not familiar with that fandom, but more Garrus/Shepard vibes are good anywhere!
Drunk zaeed and garrus turning the apartment into a tomb for federal agents and intruders is amazing
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
Not sure about the federal agents. Technically Garrus is an agent of the hierarchy.
@c0rnxd0gxmetalhead45
3 ай бұрын
@211Shinobu so he knows they moves 👀
I've always wanted to romance Garrus but I don't want Tali ending up alone in Me3... unless that part with the Garrus Harem ending is canon.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Well, it could be headcanon!
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, mods
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Is there a mod for that?
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu there is a mod to romances multiple people
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Nice!
garrus deserves the 3 way... ain't cheating if it's a 3 way with your so and an agreed upon 3rd party
This dude mordin said "Don't Swallow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shakarian will always be the best pairing for Femshep, just like Sheli for Maleshep.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
I believe it!
Space husband
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he is!
Oh my god that ad made my jaw drop, I've never heard it
@211Shinobu
5 ай бұрын
Targeted ads know what's up.
Ok know I need to play this series more that was ever hilarious
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Thank you! Enjoy your playthrough!
Damn... everyone up in my businesses... ok I'd be bragging up a storm... I'd be doing twirls with my arms out singing about it 😅
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
Everyone gets uncomfortably personal and I'm here for it.
thanks Mordin, I'll make sure to have an epipen ready for when I give him the gawk gawk 5000
Shepard, wrex, and garrus are the aragorn, legolas, and gimli of mass effect.
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
Oh yes, they are! kzread.info/dash/bejne/iZaaz6-RqqbIkcY.html
SO SWEET! I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!
@211Shinobu
7 ай бұрын
Me too!
going through N7 program also means learning linguistics and alien biology. Vega wasn't paying attention in class lol
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
A lot of characters have a biology problem. Garrus wants hybrid babies, and Zaeed tries to fry Shep's clone using a trigger keyed to her DNA, for example.
Shoot. Now I actually feel like I missed a bunch of stuff and I need to replay the whole game.
@211Shinobu
Ай бұрын
I see my evil plan is working as intended!
Shep: Tali / Jack Femshep: Garrus
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
No argument here!
Did? Mordin just say no head? Or spit? Oh lord… 👍
@211Shinobu
4 ай бұрын
*AHEM*
Ah Tali, our xenophile comrade-in-arms - just like Shepard, capable and downright eager to get that human, turian, or quarian booty (as the case may be) lol
01:10 Spit, don’t swallow. 😂
@211Shinobu
5 ай бұрын
*ahem*
Did Mordin tell her to not swollow?! 😂
@211Shinobu
7 ай бұрын
Pretty much.
0:49 _laughs of cursed dice in the distance_
Last clip would have been great meme fuel now a days for the 'home defense' meme.
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
I don't know this meme. Can you explain?
@Admiralkirk95
9 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu Just look up "I own a musket for home defense" then basically find different variations like a mass effect one, or star wars and stuff. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Mordin is galaxy's best wingman.
Darn 3 way romance with tali Garrus and Shepard would have been awesome
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
Team Dextro!
@AutobotWheeljack
9 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu Note to self: HIGH FIVE TEAM DEXTRO
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
@@AutobotWheeljack I think it would be a high eight?
@AutobotWheeljack
9 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu True but I was just quoting a game I played that said “NOTE TO SELF: HIGH FIVE TEAM HOTCHKISS”
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
@@AutobotWheeljack I had to google it. Nancy Drew?
Jesus tbh the Citadel Ad just creeped me out. That's some minority report bs
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
They can read our thoughts!
[Zaeed]: (private channel with Garrus) C'mon MATE, Get her to TO YOUR ROOM [Garrus]: *Blush* look, I-I don't know about that [Zaeed] trus me *Laughing* [Garrus] very funny Big-Z Ha-hA
@211Shinobu
4 ай бұрын
Garrus wants to roll all over a couch.
Tali is so out of pocket in every timeline. XD
@211Shinobu
16 күн бұрын
She likes drama!
Right have i missed something with the last part with garrus 😂 how do you get that part 😂😂 I know it’s at the Citadel party 😂 but is it the chilled vibe of the party? I always pick the loud vibe with dancing version 😂😂😂
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Yes, during the "quiet" party Zaeed and Garrus booby trap Shepard's apartment to keep her safe from more clones. Zaeed's biology education was not very good.
More comments about femShepard’s relationship with Garrus than I thought. Wish there was a mod that allows the player to be with more than one character. I can picture Shepard with both Garrus and Tali as a threesome.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
So can Tali...
@sandramacdonald7492
Жыл бұрын
There is a mod for ME3 on PC that allows romancing everyone, I believe it's called Polymod, or something to that effect. There is also No Jealousy mod. >.>
@beoweasel
Жыл бұрын
Garrus/Shepard/Tali Polycule! XD
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@beoweasel I just learned the meaning of this word recently. I thought it was "polycute" at first.
The Citadel advertisements are getting involved in Shepard’s love life? I like a good ship as much as the next girl, but this is ridiculous! 😂
@211Shinobu
19 күн бұрын
Creepy, right?
Your Shep is cute.
@211Shinobu
Жыл бұрын
Aw, thanks! She's not pretty, but I love her!
One question when do you get the talk with vega i made multible runs and never get it
@211Shinobu
4 ай бұрын
It's during his meetup with Shepard in the Citadel DLC. Keep meeting the crew and checking your messages in the apartment and eventually you can invite Vega over. This occurs just before the infamous "pullup scene."
I gotta say, Dr. Michel is a LOT braver than I am for flirting with Commander Shepard's man... O_O Then again so many people have already threatened her it's only fair Shep get a turn at it. By the way love your Shepard's design! Mind sharing the face code?
@211Shinobu
Ай бұрын
It's nice to find an NPC that hits on the squad and not on Shepard. In my headcanon she's the doctor Kaidan went on a date with, but she spent the evening asking him about where Garrus was. Thank you for liking my Shep! She's no beauty queen, but I love her. I will share her code with you if you promise to take good care of her and romance Garrus at least once.
@SonofJones
Ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu That's a good point xD It's also why I really like how Tali and Garrus become an item if you don't romance either one. Not only because they deserve happiness, but nice to acknowledge they have romantic lives even if they don't end up with Shepard. Absolutely I will :) Most of the time as Female Shepard I wind up romancing Garrus even if I intend to romance someone else xD
I gotta do a femshep run at some point literally never crossed my mind to try it. The thought of no Tali in my life is heartbreaking
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
She's still in Femshep's life, just not in her bedroom. But you get the other half of Team Dextro, Garrus, so it's a fair trade!
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile garrus mid for male Shepard
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Does it work well?
@iamboringvideos6832
8 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu well i know it works, but im restarting my whole playthrough of the mass effect games for a clean slate to try it out
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@iamboringvideos6832 Let us know how you like it!
3:09 man if only
@211Shinobu
9 ай бұрын
I imagine Garrus going "THIS is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!"
Bro Im not gay but.....nevermind.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
Plenty of people want a romantic partner like Garrus. What's not to like?
@dontpreorder2783
8 ай бұрын
If there’s anyone worth going gay for it’s garrus, best bro in the galaxy
@211Shinobu
8 ай бұрын
@@dontpreorder2783 Dating your best friend is awesome!
@h3yk3r17
6 ай бұрын
I have a friend who is similar in character to Garrus. If he was gay, then I will be gay too XD
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@h3yk3r17 Priorities, right?
Chaffing...
3:09 👀 Tali you got summin to say?
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
I think she has a bit of a crush on both of them.
I never had that talk with Liara((
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
It's part of the Shadow Broker DLC -- after the mission you can invite her to tour the Normandy SR2.
@dragonass4954
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobuoh I see. Did not know that, never saw an option... thanks)
@211Shinobu
6 ай бұрын
@@dragonass4954 You're welcome! At the end of the DLC if you speak to Liara she mentions visiting the SR2. You can invite her immediately or put it off until a later visit o the Shadow Broker's ship.
@dragonass4954
6 ай бұрын
@@211Shinobu I got it thanks) gotta find a couple of minutes to check)
Did kasumi record Garrus and Shepard do the deed since she can cloak?
@211Shinobu
21 күн бұрын
I hope not...
god. is this how me2 without mods look?
@211Shinobu
9 күн бұрын
Yes.
@as2ronaut_
9 күн бұрын
@@211Shinobu i'm glad i modded it before playing for the 1st time
Everyone wants him with her.
@211Shinobu
10 ай бұрын
I know I do!
Tali what the hell!
@211Shinobu
5 ай бұрын
Drunk Tali being her honest self!
@ladyserenegrace18
3 ай бұрын
It isn’t cheating if it’s a three way with the couple
@211Shinobu
3 ай бұрын
@@ladyserenegrace18 Garrus' brain would short circuit.
2:15 Yes, Garrus calibrates me better than you, in fact why did I bother with you