HOLY JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST! Jennifer Hale posted a an edited reel showcasing her lines FROM THIS VIDEO on her Instagram account on the 22nd June. That's it. My life is complete. See y'all at the top! But seriously, just thought I'd share this since it made me so incredibly happy. I look up to Jen and her work a lot, so it means the absolute world to me that she'd even take a glimpse at something I put together.💗 Hope you're having a good day! Stay awesome. 💗

@SLYKM

11 ай бұрын

That's amazing, you made it

@ladmyn2726

10 ай бұрын

I love Jennifer Hale so much

@rthorofthehillppl

10 ай бұрын

AH-MAY-ZING!

@Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre

9 ай бұрын

WHAT>!

@jacksonmckinney

29 күн бұрын

And you made her character look like that...

my favourite line from the Citadel DLC: Javik: "Back in my cycle, we didn't use tooth brushes. We just cleaned the gunk off our teeth with biotics." Wrex: "Your cycle is crap."

@kujiargisia7877

Жыл бұрын

"Damn, your cycle sounds like crap."

@gwendolynsnyder463

Жыл бұрын

@@kujiargisia7877 thanks, I didn't play it in English, but Wrex's answer to Javik's toothbrush line was still hilarious.

@Aleebi

11 ай бұрын

@@gwendolynsnyder463what language did you play it in? maybe i should do a runthrough in a diff language 😂

@gwendolynsnyder463

11 ай бұрын

@@Aleebi I'm playing Mass Effect in German. What I like about the German dub are two situations, both in Mass Effect 3: Whenever Shepard mentions female Krogans in German, they don't just say "female" , they say either "Kroganesses" or "Women" , not just "females" The second situation is, when Anderson calls Shepard. That is that situation where he's basically like "...and now we're going to foxhole to foxhole, just to stay alive..." In German, Anderson just says: "And now we're going from hole to hole, just to stay alive" , which makes me wonder: was that an oversight from the translator, or did they do that on purpose?

@Aleebi

11 ай бұрын

@@gwendolynsnyder463 wow I really like "Kroganesses" and yea the way they say "protect the female!" is definitely out of date with modern english and societal standards 😂

Fem shep being asked to breed krogan is wild

@deontaeavila3514

Жыл бұрын

The same things happens for male shep too.

@Cthulhuwarlord

Жыл бұрын

@@deontaeavila3514 still weirder for femshep though

@deontaeavila3514

Жыл бұрын

@@Cthulhuwarlord in a post genophage tuchunka desperate times call for desperate measures.

@JustaThing

Жыл бұрын

Too be fair, she is one of the strongest Krogan

@TheRaiane157

Жыл бұрын

Probably Wrex joking to her

“I don’t argue with plants, give me what I want, now” -Me failing at gardening

@IskenderCaglarM41B441

9 ай бұрын

You don't fail at gardening, gardening fail at you.

@noburu4717

9 ай бұрын

Level 1 farming in Project Zomboid be like

The one that always gets me is “Shepherd? But…you’re dead” “I got better”

@Bacxaber

6 ай бұрын

*Shepard

@JokeCubed

2 ай бұрын

"They killed you once and all it did is piss you off."

"She kills with sex" Shep: maybe im built different. *dies..again*

@GastNdorf

4 ай бұрын

Come on, I had to make sure, there might have been a chance...

The entire Citadel DLC is pure joy and gags

@samiel992

Жыл бұрын

i still love that OP pistol and goofy lines to this day

@keulron2290

6 ай бұрын

Absolutely. Was laughing my head off the entire time it was so good.

this is a good mix of funny, plot-crucial, and soul-crushing lines. exactly what the title promises. instant add to favorites

@namerucherry

Жыл бұрын

this comment made my whole week (almost cried while reading it on my lunch break). thank you so much 💕

@caseyhamm4292

4 ай бұрын

i’m at my parents house for winter break and i have been feeling quite down and i decided to shuffle my ‘favorites’ playlist. this was the second video that popped up and i immediately was like ‘this is why i keep this playlist lol’

Evil Shepard saying i should go followed by Shepard over analyzing how he/she says I Should Go is probably my favourite moment in the entire series

@Zora945

11 ай бұрын

Same. Closely followed by "Shepard" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Wrex"

@SOMA-gj4xc

11 ай бұрын

YES.

@garrar2003

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@Xehanort10

7 ай бұрын

I love that they referenced how awkward it is when Shepard ends conversations with that.

@guifire9747

7 ай бұрын

Citadel is the best DLC of all times period

"Look! It's Sovereign's half-brother, Sluggard! And he's looking for some payback!" I freaking can't

@__vx3

9 ай бұрын

Fast and Furious ass plot twist lmao

I love how she says “I don’t argue with plants” as if this was a long-standing personal policy of hers.

Wrex: "Women ☕"

@nekorei2023

9 ай бұрын

He makes kid with her later 😊☠️

@madelinemcmillan4020

13 күн бұрын

Want Eve to be a playable party member with that shotgun of hers.

Sidonis casually saying fuck kills me. Grunt’s heh heh heh after his citadel meet up is always a belly laugh

@missmist97

11 ай бұрын

Sidonis says it with so much feeling 🤣

@YTHandlesSuck

11 ай бұрын

I relate to Sidonis

If you bought the space hamster, instead of "they messed with my cabin!" its "Oh, they messed with my hamster?! Now its personal..." and then he tells the hamster to remember to go for the eyes.

@MrSnaztastic

9 ай бұрын

I think my fish tank was there first time I played it haha

@TheR00k

5 ай бұрын

Well, it is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster. Of course you'd tell it to go for the eyes!

I’m pretty sure Liara was high af the whole citadel party. Also Sammara’s dancing omg

@YTHandlesSuck

11 ай бұрын

What if Samara has a low tolerance for alcohol since she probably has never taken breaks or drinks in like a few hundred or so years, which is why she was dancing? Either that or Samara is the galaxy’s greatest actor.

@tooru-kun4178

9 ай бұрын

I'm sure everyone was high af during that party, Edi too

@jorvach9874

8 ай бұрын

"Have you heard of the High (space) Elves?"

Wrex: "Shepard, we got a way out of here?" Shepard: "Wrex, I'm a professional!" Wrex: "That's not a yes!" Shepard: "It's not a no!"

"Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles."

@IwinMahWay

6 ай бұрын

Me to vegans:

@austinbutcher8106

2 ай бұрын

And: *obliterates pyjak troup *

Mass effect has such a unique style of storytelling part daytime television soap opera part sitcom part sci fi part action

"If you told me this morning that a tooth brush was going to save the Normandy. I'd have been very skeptical."

@Skullhawk13

3 ай бұрын

The best part is Shepard has seen so much shit they can’t rule it out. Just skeptical but not dismissive outright.

The specific delivery of Miranda's "Not anymore." after the fucking glance down has lived rent free in my brain ever since I played through the trilogy so thank you

"Are you trying to start an interstellar war?!" Bold words from you, Udina.

1:52 "And here I thought I'd had my betrayal and attempted murder for this year" Such a perfect mix of sadness and immediate acceptance about that delivery.

The cut from "take your balls out of your purse" to "A cure for the genophage" at 9:11 got me ngl

Wait, you guys are getting paid?? Killed me

One you missed was, Zaeed: Rage is one hell of an anesthetic.

@klawschafer7425

11 ай бұрын

My favorite mass effect line. Quote it all the time.

The physical reaction of Shepard hearing evil clone Shepard say "I should go" gets me every time.

I am so happy you included the "FZZZZAP!" line

One of my favorite lines: "Put more stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."

The entirety of the Citadel DLC is so quotable. My God, I love how much heart and care was put into it

@deathspace985

5 ай бұрын

It truly felt like a love note to mass effect and it’s characters

@austinbutcher8106

2 ай бұрын

Face it commander you'll miss me. Sheperd: *gunshot * not at this range I wont

"Oh Goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" should not have gotten me as much as it did 😂😂😂

@meloneatingwolf1882

Жыл бұрын

Phrasing.

udina's part sent me. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Man Vega has so many good lines and moments despite being around for one game. He earned his spot in the Bro Pantheon with Garrus.

1:28 Oh no, Kasumi was spying on Shep and Miranda lmao. Voyuer Kasumi was actually canon, who knew

@annoyance.2583

11 ай бұрын

Now please look at Normandy drive core’s design and tell me there arent at least 3 squad members with direct view on this scene. Granted, this doesnt include Kasumi but she’s basically rumormaster of the ship

@carlosdgutierrez6570

7 ай бұрын

​@@annoyance.2583 Thane: Interesting.

@MandalorianRevan

4 ай бұрын

Besides, Miranda wanted to be seen. She was pulling an Alpha Female move on Tali and Jack by fucking Shep in the engine room.

@month32

4 ай бұрын

Let us not forget that Kasumi has intimate knowledge about Shepard's unmentionables.

The one that lives rent free in my head is Thane describing the first moment he saw his future wife. "Sunset eyes, defiant in the scope."

Renegade shepard is the literal definition of "I let the intrusive thoughts win gladly!"

@TheLanceUppercut

2 ай бұрын

Renegade interrupts from ME2 live rent free in my head to this day. "You're working too hard" "How about 'goodbye'?"

@austinbutcher8106

2 ай бұрын

Comon big guy I bet mines bigger

Joker made the morbin’ time joke before it was cool. “It’s jokin’ time!” And not only did he say it’s jokin’ time, but he also joked all over the place. It was truly a story of all time.

Every day I'm reminded of how much I fuckin love this game

I think of and quote the "Oh, good" volus literally every single day

@Naxirian

Ай бұрын

My favourite Volus quote is "I am a great wind, and will sweep all before me like a..... a great wind!"

Aww jokers line didnt make it? " i have to spend all day computing pi because some idiot plugged in the overlord, what a tool he was!"

I love Wrex hyping up James about his weights lmao

"It's clean" "It's a plant!" Well for shepard plants can be bastards too 🤣

@austinbutcher8106

2 ай бұрын

Sheperd: *blows up a giant tree* ...........I thought it was the thorian

“The kids were alive. Usually….” UNBELIEVABLE. That delivery freakin killed me

@LenoViburnum

Жыл бұрын

It killed them too

@LenoViburnum

Жыл бұрын

Usually

Everyone makes fun of Shepard dancing, but james is a whole other level

6:22 NOT GARRUS BEGGING!!!! I cantttt im deaddd its too cute!!!

I love it when that asari says to Miranda, does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit.

@benjaminbreeg3877

9 ай бұрын

And Jack goes "I like her. Are we still recruiting?"

"This is from my cabin. He's moving stuff out of my cabin. Oh, now it's personal. Messing with my cabin..."

@epicslayerguy99

11 ай бұрын

Where’s that line from? I can’t find it

@frida_drida

11 ай бұрын

Citadel DLC Mass effect 3 when you are on Normandy

@epicslayerguy99

11 ай бұрын

@@frida_drida thank you

@Leonkaonka

10 ай бұрын

@@epicslayerguy99 but only if you don't get the pets (the hamster and the fish too probably).

When he said "protect the heart of the colony", i felt that

Jennifer Hale's delivery is why FemShep is Best Shep for a Renegade playthrough

@TheLanceUppercut

2 ай бұрын

Also a paragon one. FemShep is best Shep period.

A line I always liked was bringing Zaeed to Haestrom and then he sees the Geth Colossus and yells, "Son of a bitch! Move!"

@missmist97

11 ай бұрын

Most underrated character in the franchise

Garrus will always have the best lines too me 😅

Where did these thermal clips come from I thought weapons cooled down. By far one of the most meta 4th wall lines in the games

7:55 Shep just got roasted there.

My all-time fav is "big stupid jellyfish "

@joshuaridgway3230

Жыл бұрын

Even on a paragon playthrough I do enough renegade acts to be able to carry that conversation out because it is so funny. Same for pushing the guy out the window in Thane’s recruitment mission.

@Shaun_Jones

3 ай бұрын

That line appears at least once in all three games of the Trilogy (no idea if it’s in Andromeda, but I doubt it); and it’s said with the same delivery every time.

"this....this is green" lives rent free in my brain

"And tell your assassin to aim for her head... cause she doesn't have a heart" yoooooooooooo

This alone proves my theory - ME Trilogy is a giant shitpost and i LOVE it.

@TheLanceUppercut

2 ай бұрын

Maybe not the entire trilogy, but Citadel was most certainly the best shitpost DLC of all time.

Go! Go! Go! Enemies everywhere! I will destroy you! You must die! Hold the line!

@austinbutcher8106

2 ай бұрын

SCRATCH ONE

The "Oh, goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" always makes me scream laugh lmao

8:19 Is this a sort-of call back to "No one touches Oghren's junk and lives"?

7:34 Wrex, or favorite barbarian-thief multiclasser.

6:05 nooooo Garrus I loved those times when I’d listen to you and Tali say the same lines over and over because I only ever brought you two out anywhere

I just now realized, that salarian said "tell your assassin to aim for her head, cuz she doesn't have a heart" thane shot said heartless bitch in the heart... I guess she did have one.

@RyunoOhi

Ай бұрын

I just played this mission yesterday, & it looked more like a gut shot to me. So, Thane took a third option.

Gotta love... "Really Commander?" Sigh. "Probing Uranus..."

2:47 is one of my all time favorite interactions with a Volus. The top one is the "biotic god". Also, I never noticed that EDI's eye gets all wonky during the scene at 5:40

@Shae_Sandybanks

9 ай бұрын

I bring her with me just to see that happen. Funny AF every time

Seriously 10/10 video, these legitimately make me happy by just watching them. Bioware did something really special with this trilogy and I'm glad you were able to capture it in such a funny way.

' This one has enkindled a few woman'

0:43 IS SO FUNNY HUH WHAHDJDJ😭

Zaeed is one of my favourite. I may or may not now say goddamn because of him.

3:36 the way u chase Liara XD

I love Thane's lines around 8:00

i always forget fist can survive me1

My favourite part of the citadel dlc is when shep is pissed that the hamster was in the stuff being moved out. The “go for the eyes” part was amazing

8:26 Liara is on opiates

Nice i literally just got recommended the 1st one and saw this one too. Awesome compilations! :)

THE CREDIT CHIT LINE!!! you're the best

Good video One of things I missed is the Salarian on Sur'kesh who tells you in a number of ways to stop touching his keyboard :D (and for a backround random character is really impressive, and downright hilarious. It goes from calm to annoyed to angry to tired :D Also the whole "Hold the line" monologue and Mordin's reference to it And while we talking about Mordin: Him singing :D Also Where is the line at 1:01? Who is Shepard talking to?

@BMART1N7

Жыл бұрын

It's Nasana Dantius.

I was always astounded at the batshit crazy antics Shepard and the gang get into on the citadel.

Wrex: Relatable Garrus: My boi male Shepard: The guy I dated in High school Fem Shep: me for real

11:55 I would never ever expect this exchange from Grunt and Samara lmao

@zephyrlyall8287

11 ай бұрын

Probably 'cuz it's actually Morinth

@Arkl1te

26 күн бұрын

@@zephyrlyall8287 That's exactly my point, which is why I said *"would never"* lol

12:25 It's like the Femshepherd is saying:"Did she just stole my..."

I have been waiting for this one for weeks, Goddess bless you

“Swear I didn’t touch anything.” Me at work

So many renegade lines I had never heard before!

"Just 'cause i like you doesn't mean i wouldn't kill you" Damn, that's dark as hell which doesn't really make sense because hell is supposed to be on fire if it exists.

EDI: I'm okay! 😅 Shepard and Joker: ... Really. 😂

Love when Garrus says “you know what’s also bad for business, A BROKEN NECK” 😂 kills me every time!

I just complete Mass Effect 1-3 and Andromeda like, just the other week; but after watching these compilations I've started another run. Thanks for fueling my crippling sci fi addiction 😆

Femshep playing as a vangaurd zipping around grunting like a tennis match

Shepard and garrus mocking liara will always be amazing

God i almost want to cry. I love this trilogy so much

This is just soul food for me, every second of it ❤

LETS GO, PART 3

"What the shit?!" lives rent free in my head at all times. Really great for any situation.

Had to stop 2 minutes in. I felt another playthrough coming on.

The legend returns!

I'm probably listening to these lines at 5am! I can't tell you how many times I've played this game ❤

....Messing with my Cabin...

Ive been thinking about these lines for the last 10 years ngl

i don't think i'll ever forget my first time playing the trilogy, good times

loved this