1:02 Keanu isn't bleeding that's the vase's blood

@delete---7593

3 жыл бұрын

?

@ChamarM

3 жыл бұрын

@@delete---7593 the blood on his head was the vase's blood not his

@getnoob6952

3 жыл бұрын

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"

@karimkopra

3 жыл бұрын

wrong video this is not zlatan ibrahimovic

@killerop81

3 жыл бұрын

Facts😂

Johnny silverhand origins

@michelleg9476

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yessss 🙌🏼

@tianshuhuang5431

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny Silverhand vs Saburo Arasaka, 2019

@mjz5254

3 жыл бұрын

@@tianshuhuang5431 OMG comment of the week.

@jonasheidelmann6213

3 жыл бұрын

@@tianshuhuang5431 nahhh bro you mean yorinobu

@robbay8610

3 жыл бұрын

That's how he lost his left arm

Keanu is trying SO HARD not to laugh after he breaks away from the chokehold on Marcus lol

@Numismatists_Matter

Жыл бұрын

​@Harry Adams and what email address is that ?

@maxm.m.7219

Жыл бұрын

The little hand movements he did after she asks what his problem is was something Keanu literally just improvised on the spot.

@groovercrusader6651

Жыл бұрын

@@maxm.m.7219 LMFAO!!! I love that, shit hits me funny.

@Lovemygrandkids04

2 ай бұрын

😂😂 too funny Laughed for hours 😅 OMG 😂

@Lovemygrandkids04

2 ай бұрын

😂ikr

4 phases of Keanu 0:09 Normal Keanu 1:30 Johnny Silverhand Keanu 1:40 John Wick Keanu 1:50 Neo

@elioelioeliooo

7 ай бұрын

OMG LMAO

@Shanethefilmmaker

2 ай бұрын

1:58 Ted Theodore Logan.

"minus the charisma...and impressive cok"

@geckoscout8524

3 жыл бұрын

I love than line

@Anonymous-Wolf

3 жыл бұрын

Fk up samurai

@sheldorthegrey640

3 жыл бұрын

Literally just fucking saw you on the damn anakin choked half of the team on battlefront 2

@slightlyinsaneraf

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best lines in game 😂

@flk4793

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

I love how at the end he goes back to regular nice guy Keanu😂 “Well this has been an unfortunate turn of events. At least let me get you an Uber.”

@pedromiguelcortespansutti2557

3 жыл бұрын

He gets them an Uber Pool 🤣

@michaelperkola391

3 жыл бұрын

That's the joke, right? How can one person be so kind and considerate yet be so bad ass and competent in violence?

@darkfire_0579

3 жыл бұрын

He just gets hyped up sometimes at the thrill of danger

@Hensch

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelperkola391 True Warrior Mindset.

@potato-mp2be

3 жыл бұрын

they cant make him a bad guy

No one: Keanu's arms while saying he doesn't have a problem: ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩↪⤴️⤵️🔃🔄🔀🔁🔂▶️⏩⏯◀️⏪⏮🔼⏫🔽⏬⏸⏹⏺⏏🎦

@aryabratsahoo7474

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@michaelo2535

3 жыл бұрын

And that part was all improv 🤣😂

@emenesu

3 жыл бұрын

Revolver Ocelot I've been waiting

@PokeMario17

3 жыл бұрын

Why is there a pause, play, record, and camera

@Ronald-lb5fz

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

He was lucky Mr. Wick was retired here. On a serious note Keanu should do more roles like this. He can perfectly play a ruthless dead silent assassin and a comic relief. No wonder why we all love him.

@OdaKa

Жыл бұрын

bill and ted

@dieocoist1794

Жыл бұрын

he wasn't acting

@veemon9280

Жыл бұрын

Well...remember he was in Bill and Ted many years ago...so....yea.

*JOHNNY SILVERHAND VS SABURO ARASAKA*

@Gamexoozi

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao.

@nate8930

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha!

@thisisasaneaussie6231

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking brilliant

@150525100

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@jayd3337

3 жыл бұрын

See where that whole beef started

So this is what Johnny silver hand was doing before he bombed Arasaka tower

@ahmedadelelshahat7006

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@CsankE

3 жыл бұрын

looks like XD

@anakrime93

3 жыл бұрын

No he was an undercover FBI agent investigating bank robbing surfers.

@GameplayRunner

3 жыл бұрын

He killed him after this with a pencil ✏️

@unclelarry8842

3 жыл бұрын

@@anakrime93 And then after that he turned to life of crime and became a hitman for the mafia

1:39 Keanu is literally taking this man's breath away.

@blazingstorm9351

2 жыл бұрын

You could say he's, breathtaking...

@Shanethefilmmaker

Жыл бұрын

@@blazingstorm9351 Nah, he'd say that we're all breathtaking.

@geonimated

Жыл бұрын

Shhhhh… go to sleep. -Keane reeves 2019

@ptolemeeselenion1542

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@adriantrusca1245

Жыл бұрын

Stop saying "literally" for no reason, dumb fuck.

Why do I get the feeling that this is literally what it's like hanging out with keanu? Soundtrack and everything.

Johnny Silverhand bonding with Kerry, 2023 colorized

@sillygoose2785

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same exact thing lmao

@scoundrel7119

3 жыл бұрын

he died in year 2020 😳

@someboiwhogivesadamn

3 жыл бұрын

@@scoundrel7119 the Arasaka bombing was in 2023, there's not a damn way in hell he died in 2020.

The Netflix Adaptation of Johnny Silverhand... came before the game lol

He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will . Something henry know very little about.

@scottchaison1001

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about?

@neoanderson9320

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@madmagcat7515

Жыл бұрын

@@scottchaison1001 Are you seriuos? john wick means nothing to you?

@Ordealux

Жыл бұрын

@@madmagcat7515 He's asking the guy if he's serious because this is such a whoosh

@juanchocostone

Жыл бұрын

​@@scottchaison1001 has he heard nothing I have said?

He attacc He protecc But most importantly He'll call you an Uber

@nikolabartkova6116

3 жыл бұрын

Uber POOL

@rkoff5744

Ай бұрын

😆😂🤣😂🔸🥰

@yourvenparianen5390

Ай бұрын

even when he's trying to be a dick he still a gentleman lmao

Why did Jim from The Office punch Johnny Silverhand in the face?

@DeadSpacedOut

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Reference, very cool.

@GalilEdits

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeadSpacedOut thank you Kanye very cool

@zacharyjohnson5569

3 жыл бұрын

Winning comment

@TheFlyingZulu

3 жыл бұрын

Jim isn't Asian!

@shehetheir8382

3 жыл бұрын

Jim is not Asian.

Johnny Silverhand circa 2020

1:51 I don't know why but that movement is freaking hilarious.

@marcuslopez9453

Жыл бұрын

I think that was his training for John Wick😂

@jackdaemon1056

Жыл бұрын

It's literally Bill and Ted imitating all of Keanu's cool roles

@r3games1985

Жыл бұрын

@@marcuslopez9453 More like the Matrix.

@CocaineCowboyJones

Жыл бұрын

That was called Rear Naked Choke in jiujitsu

@maxm.m.7219

Жыл бұрын

@@CocaineCowboyJones No, he meant the little hand waves after sasha asks him what his problem is.

V just sitting there listening to this story like "wait so you just smashed a vase over your head and asked your stage manager to punch you?" and johnny is like "Yeah, guy was to much of a gonk to do it"

I like to imagine this scene as Sasha as Panam, Marcus as V, Jenny as Alt Cunningham, and Keanu, of course, as Johnny Silverhand

@LilianaMieress

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. Here, have a like. 👍

@classycorgi9860

3 жыл бұрын

Panam would never want V to die (MAJOR SPOILERS) She sent the Nomads on a death mission to stop V from dying at the end of the game.

@squidusel6501

3 жыл бұрын

@@classycorgi9860 didnt expect that, you couldve just spoiler warned me or something cheese fck off classy

@squidusel6501

3 жыл бұрын

@@classycorgi9860 aye my eyes too fast should have make a read more spoiler warning idk damn

@classycorgi9860

3 жыл бұрын

jeez calm down man.

Johnny silver hand bullying Arasaca’s nephew.

@wolf2966

3 жыл бұрын

Bullying naw helping trying to man him up

@j2k265

3 жыл бұрын

Arasaka*

@frostbitepokin9520

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf is arasaca

@chriswho2569

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostbitepokin9520 get out of here now if you don’t play cyberpunk

@frostbitepokin9520

3 жыл бұрын

@@chriswho2569 I do. And there’s no “Arasaca” in the game.

0:38 That little shuffle is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

@eloryosnak4100

Жыл бұрын

Especially while spouting alpha male shit its beautiful

@writerintherye

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT???

@jimmymeridian5174

Жыл бұрын

@@eloryosnak4100 I hope I'm that nimble at his age.

@Goddessvenom

4 ай бұрын

Yes so much yes 😂

1:43 "shhh... Go to sleep..." Omg, I'm dying 😂😂😂

At the end Keanu looked like Nicholas Cage with those weird movements

@Shanethefilmmaker

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god now that would be hilarious. Krazy Keanu and Crazy Cage.

@ATFprdepartment

3 жыл бұрын

For real 1:35 his face scares the shit out of me, like Jack Nicholson in The Shining

@azneralvarez9085

3 жыл бұрын

nah instead he reminds me of tom cruise

@ericconnor708

3 жыл бұрын

We're the same person.

@jackmetrro

3 жыл бұрын

@N no shit

Alternative Title: Neo realizes he's Johnny Silverhand and bullies V.

"Go to sleep..." 😂 I love it when Keanu does goofy stuff! It makes me all giggly and giddy. 🤩😍

@KeanuReeves-kz4vj

4 ай бұрын

Hi Kate good morning ☀️ you just made me laugh. How are you doing?

The way he shimmys on the floor with the cushion in his lap. Dead 😂

"At least let me get you an Uber"

@EdgyToastie

3 жыл бұрын

"Yeah" 👁👄👁

@olimcfly

3 жыл бұрын

At least he's still polite 😂

This has the energy of an Unas Annus video

@Shanethefilmmaker

3 жыл бұрын

Funny you say that. If you watch the conclusion of Knock Knock where he's left buried under his neck crying, Keanu sounds exactly like Markiplier whenever he goes into a cry fit in his let's plays.

@mashrurshadman2323

3 жыл бұрын

Memento mori

@santeeatherton3542

3 жыл бұрын

Literally

@Espressodepresso123

3 жыл бұрын

They're even wearing black and white

@deadlyracer46

3 жыл бұрын

Haven’t watched any of Unas Annus, but this gave me solid markiplier vibes

Keanu wanted to do this part so badly that he specifically organised time away from shooting John Wick 3 just so he could be in it. I guess he's always wanted to play an exaggerated version of himself lol.

Keanu Reeves is this generation’s “Chuck Norris.” The Keanu Reeves jokes are already formulating. 😂😂😂

@jordansweet8054

2 жыл бұрын

Except he was awesome before the jokes.

Keanu only took this role so he could practice his Johnny silverhand

John Wick did a great acting of Keanu Reeves

@icedoutcoffee

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he really fits the role

@Shanethefilmmaker

Жыл бұрын

@@icedoutcoffee I guess you could say they could be brothers. *Keanu:* That's preposterous we don't even look alike. *Wick:* I know right and you're still bleeding from that vase. *Ted:* This is the most peculiar accusations we've ever had to face. *Wick:* What are you doing here? *Ted:* They needed a third Keanu for the bit and Neo is still in the john. *Wick:* Yes? *Keanu:* He means the toilet not you. *Wick:* Oh...

1:57 Yep, that’s Johnny Silverhand confirmed 100%

Johnny was never the same after Arasaka tower.

@beingmeansincemarch1830

2 жыл бұрын

That just got me😂

Kerry Eurodyne hits Johnny Silverhand in front of the Rogue and Alt Cunningham

@Ihzihn650

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious lol

Silverhand asserting dominance on corpos

I do like how he smashes the vase on his head so effortlessly. Almost as if it shatters by merely touching Keanu’s head

I love how, even when he acts like a complete psycho, he still comes up as wholesome here and there.

1:53 this is me all the time 😂😂😂

This is just a Cyberpunk crossover featuring Johnny Silverhand.

"I don't have a problem Sasha, what's your problem?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love Keanu's sociopathic acting style

1:39 is this Keanu or John Wick, I'm confused 🤣

@isaac2990

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Shanethefilmmaker

3 жыл бұрын

No it's his evil alter ego. Chuck Spadina.

@matty1754

3 жыл бұрын

It's johnny silverhand

@hendrikschuch

3 жыл бұрын

subtitles say Keanu

@Sobotkap

3 жыл бұрын

As if there was a difference :D

Johnny sliverhand and V meet in their natural bodies colorized

1:38 - he activated John Wick for a moment there...

@jaykofett6210

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Every sound that come from Keanu's mouth gives me a pure shot of euphoria..

Keanu is forever Johnny silverhand now

@crypt0sFX

3 жыл бұрын

But John Wick?

@tomigun6913

3 жыл бұрын

@@crypt0sFX nah. Silverhand

@crypt0sFX

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomigun6913 But my John Wick.

@cosmothecourageous4580

3 жыл бұрын

Neo?

@tomigun6913

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmothecourageous4580 nah. Silverhand is far more memorable and interesting

I love this movie.. Watched it at least 10 times. Died laughing everytime...

@keanureevesfanspage6208

3 жыл бұрын

Hello dear fan thanks for your love and support towards me I really do appreciate write to me through my hangouts email address. fanspagekeanureeves@gmail.com

@jordansweet8054

2 жыл бұрын

Probably 12 over here. Such a good time.

@chopper8946

Жыл бұрын

Watch beef lol

@adriantrusca1245

Жыл бұрын

The movie itself is garbage. But the Keanu scenes are fun.

@jessicalinbarnett

11 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen it lol 😂

the funniest shit is he's playing himself, i cant believe he agreed to this role lmao.

@J_C_CH

Жыл бұрын

He read the script and wanted to do it so badly that he specifically got time away from shooting John Wick 3 just to do it lol.

@sarcasticallyrearranged

Жыл бұрын

His acting is the same in every role just like Jennifer Aniston.

Alternative Title: Johnny Silverhand vs Jimmy Woo

I wish that Samurai Never Fade Away play in background

@nightcries4244

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheMerlin568

3 жыл бұрын

Or Chippin' In

*BEST BELIEVE I PUNCHED KEANU REEVES AND IT WAS BETTER THAN ANY SCENE YOU COULD SEE IN SPEED! I'm tellin' you for real, I punched Neo, he could duck bullets but he couldn't duck me.*

@Forenzikproductions

3 жыл бұрын

@Covid-19 has never been isolated nor examined ............NO, it's from a song lol

"Go to sleep" never a good thing to have whispered in your ear

people need to write more small parts like this for him, he was to funny !

Johnny silverhand and Kerry Eurodyne

When he quickly yelled “MARCUS” I fell out😂😂😂

The way he says Henry with a smug look on his face gets me each time

At the party: Random guy: I just came back yesterday from a trip to the moon. Everyone: Whoa! Cool. Marcus: I punched John Wick. Everyone: You shouldn't tell lies Marcus. Not cool.

Cyberpunk lore

@FirstnameLastname-my7bz

3 жыл бұрын

deepest lore

Keanu Reeves maybe a VAMPIRE.

Keanu acts more like a crazy untamed rockerboy in this than he does in cyberpunk

"you're a dick" "at least let me get you an uber"

Man, I really laughed so hard when he mistakenly called him "henry".

1:52 me at everyone.

@forever_put_at_ease

2 жыл бұрын

You best believe he punch Keanu Reeves

They way Keanu scoots over to Marcus on the carpet got me good

How does he manage to be so nice but sound so angry at the same time

Keanu Reeves did NOT have a REFLECTION in the MIRROR... did anyone notice that? The other man's hands reflection were in the mirror but NOT KEANU REEVES.

@pdxlockpicker7796

4 жыл бұрын

...It's called angles...

@SMP2390

4 жыл бұрын

Dracula must've got him.

@hageradel4032

3 жыл бұрын

I got a reflection of the top of his head

@shadowling77777

3 жыл бұрын

It explains why he looks so young

@EcchiRevenge

3 жыл бұрын

Raytracing is off in 2077.

If only he had a pencil

-Keanu's mouth: I have no problem. -Keanu's arms: I can kick ass all day.

@TherealKCR

10 ай бұрын

Lol oh omg

Keanu put 💯 into this small role makes it amazing!

0:10 sounds exactly like Johnny Silverhand

@danieln6613

3 жыл бұрын

1:03 as well

Keanu was just trying to show his John Wick skills

Jimmy Woo vs John Wick

And they said Keanu can't act. #Legend

@cabnbeeschurgr6440

Жыл бұрын

The fact that he can play an exaggerated and parodied version of himself is fantastic and puts him above most of the egotistical barbies in Hollywood

It's silver hand taking over Keanu

"Well this has be an unfortunate turn of events."

Leave it to Keanu to almost knock you out and then call you an Uber. Such kindness.

The newest generation will remember Keanu Reeves as John Wick, my generation will remember him as Neo, I will remember him as That Guy In, "Speed".

@shakierawilliams7815

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@euroker05

Жыл бұрын

I remember him as 1/2 of the wyld stallyns. 😅

The actual title: when mikoshi gets a little rough

I dont have a problem sasha whats your problem😂

@hanglipoayob2107

4 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard🤣

Jimmy Woo and Keanu Reeves in the same scene, legendary

He got lucky that Keanu didn't have a pencil

V and Silverhand's relationship at the beginning

1:42 last words you hear before you get killed by the Baba Yaga

This is the first movie scene I up-voted on KZread because you PUT THE TITLE IN THE DESCRIPTION!! ❤

Keanu and Johnny sharing the same body

enough of the silly games, time to delta

I'm so glad to see all these cyberpunk references. You guys are golden 🤣

1:21 Keanu just got full blown John Wick for a second there.

Alright, Keanu scooting across the floor with that pillow in his lap got me, haha

Jimmy Woo with that right cross 😩🔥

Keanu is thoroughly enjoying playing a psycho here. Lol.

This just oozes with Johnny Silverhand charisma.

pre cyberpunk: John wick and kim jong un, Post cyberpunk: keannu reeves, and V in a nutshell

@AlejandroPerez-cg5in

3 жыл бұрын

Or Kerry

@dylh2967

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlejandroPerez-cg5in Kerry kinda sucks though, and hes a total dickhead to you unless your Johnny sliverhand

@vindoe8792

3 жыл бұрын

No he isn’t, of course he bonds better with Johnny but he actually is fond of V. Only bad thing is does to you really is out a gun to your skull which was before he even knew who you were. If you completed the full story line of Kerry you would know who he actually is.

@dylh2967

3 жыл бұрын

@@vindoe8792 I was referring to when you first meet him but yeah at the end hes alright I guess, except the pistol he gives you is absolutely dogshit and that whole quest line kind of felt like a waste of time IMO

@vindoe8792

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylh2967 i crafted archangel into a legendary and gave it a suppresser with mods that do bonus dmg to the head and its a beast. it just depends how you build it

I just realized that Keanu Reeves would make the perfect lead for a The Shining remake.

His inner John Wick insticts kicked for a sec

Even as an asshole he's still all "well at least let me get you an uber" lol

I love how disheveled Marcus is his tie and hair. And when Keanu scoots over with the pillow😂

@TherealKCR

10 ай бұрын

❤ hello how are you