Still on his learners since 1852 🤣

@Painaaporo

3 жыл бұрын

Lol the cop said hes got full lass 1&2

@UriahD85

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tomlegat-parker5099

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@francesahchong8684

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

He must be a lawyer, cause boy he can talk some shit

That cop don't know what he's talking about, a licence like that you can operate a 747

@Unknownexplorer666

4 жыл бұрын

Soulplane

@rusdyryandavid9992

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@lbradshaw6817

4 жыл бұрын

@@Unknownexplorer666 soul plane alrite 🤣🤣

@abc-ke2yq

3 жыл бұрын

"Yeah right:

@sivanhermez5132

Жыл бұрын

😂

‘The gentleman actually has a New Zealand driver’s license’ 💀

@chrisfromnz3038

4 ай бұрын

What gentleman? A savage isn't a gentleman

@levithecreation424

3 ай бұрын

@@chrisfromnz3038

Haven't paid rent since 1852 😂

@idgaf2671

4 жыл бұрын

Why pay rent to thieving criminals

@idgaf2671

4 жыл бұрын

@Sydney Patrick Marsh are you a New Zealander

@idgaf2671

4 жыл бұрын

@Sydney Patrick Marsh well then you'll know who I'm talking about

@TeRauhina10

4 жыл бұрын

@@idgaf2671 are u from nz?

@idgaf2671

4 жыл бұрын

@@TeRauhina10 yup

Those licenses are only valid for horses... lol

@lbradshaw6817

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂

@wayneh9218

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@arianasouth729

4 жыл бұрын

Typical bald head answer.

@joshsanders5860

3 жыл бұрын

yeah crazy horses.

@leonpatrick5606

3 жыл бұрын

@@arianasouth729 Kia Ora

I won't have him up for treason. That was gold

"His job is actually on the line right now he just doesn't know it"

@kaela420

3 жыл бұрын

THT MADE ME PMSL LMAO

@sosefoali3475

2 жыл бұрын

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh

@sosefoali3475

2 жыл бұрын

Well his give me a fine lmaoooo

@feelthafunk4548

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@icebergrose8955

Жыл бұрын

​@@sosefoali3475 like he's going to pay it! 😂

there will be Maori money soon, but you can only spend it at Maori shops

@Unknownexplorer666

4 жыл бұрын

In jail

@riverqueenofthenorth1209

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 In that case we must be playing the māori version of monopoly with maori money 😂😂😂😂😂

@lbradshaw6817

4 жыл бұрын

@Jason Young marijuana and Cody's 🤣🤣😂

@nickmakaia5166

4 жыл бұрын

Generic InternetUser who said you have to? but the Cuzzys might.

@JMS849

4 жыл бұрын

@Jason Young apart from marijuana? Kiss my ass

“In Eighteen Biffty Toooo” 😂😂 😂. This is the most funniest māori bro I have ever come across 🤣🤣❤️

@ladybuzzkiller3726

5 жыл бұрын

N.Z Native 661 muwahhhhhz! 😘❤️

@TheRealSamPreece

4 жыл бұрын

his job is on the line and he doesnt even know it haha

@riverqueenofthenorth1209

4 жыл бұрын

N.Z Native 661 All I need to do is take it to high court bro the judge I’ll throw the book at you 😆😆😆😆😆

"only got the Maori one" oi hahahahaha ffs

Kapai brother. Send them the invoice.

@kazamk5367

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Dam he is way ahead of his time.

🤣 must be from up north, "TREES ON" he must work for forestry 😂 crack me off!

Won’t have him up for treason! That’s fukn awesome. Reasonable guy.

Maori are the landlords that pay rent too the tenants 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

So that’s where all the asain and Indians get a license from

He got a Maori job too. Get stoned all day 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@lamborghinisabbatini

2 жыл бұрын

That car be having weed smoke coming out of its exhaust pipes

Those were the days

I like that his license and rego are the exact same card

Māori Parliament can also build Māori Roads for Māori Cars and Māori driver licenses.

Stoned Azz 😂😂

@theresamischeski71

5 жыл бұрын

HAHA I know I'm cracking up.

@johnogerrard7126

4 жыл бұрын

All day

This fulla is way ahead of his time only now it seems relevant good on him

I remember this around 20 years ago. Funny!

Want those glasses

This is a prophesy being fulfilled, it will soon be normal, a new normal

Still cracks me up lol

Before his time. High probability he’d have a legitimate argument these days

@SewSumi

2 жыл бұрын

He still has no argument these days. They're still illegitimate.

I like this guy. Just not in opposing traffic.

And here we are in 2021 and that prophecy seems likely to come true lol

What that cop was trying to say is ,WATDAFUKEVER.

Ha I had an XD wagon exactly the same as that, even the same metal flake gold colour too, fkn thing the outside door handles used to break all the time I was always having to replace the friggin things.

@GotMadStacks

Жыл бұрын

what sort of wof did you have lol

@ats-3693

Жыл бұрын

@@GotMadStacks haha yeah a legit one, I eventually found out that cortina door handles fit XD falcons and are made of better metal.

He be working for us🤣🤣🤣

Aw the guy beeping his horn sounds cute!❤👍🙏

If he didnt have a 'nz' license; it would have been alright

Horeke Hokianga Far North No cops up there ha ha.No licence needed .We drive horses & tractors.

@elaibuchanan6319

4 жыл бұрын

Theirs cops up there.....I seen them pulling your guys plants out just the other day. They had the helicopter over your house with the spray bucket

Get me some of those shades for 2020

@lamborghinisabbatini

4 жыл бұрын

Those shades are straight outta 1852 kuz 😎

@kingkongkong2204

4 жыл бұрын

@@lamborghinisabbatini that's your opinion straight out of madangry 275 dikhead

@lamborghinisabbatini

4 жыл бұрын

But 1852 shades are the best shades of all time. I'd be happy to get a set of those. And why am I a dikhead? Is it just because I'm not from Mangere? We're all one whanau here. Cmon bro!

@kingkongkong2204

4 жыл бұрын

@@lamborghinisabbatini my bad cuz take it back was having a bad day getting cabin fever

@lamborghinisabbatini

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingkongkong2204 allgood my bratha Jah bless 🌿

You could get away with anything back then 😂

Drives off with unregistered car, pretty cool.

@Unknownexplorer666

4 жыл бұрын

Drive of with sum wun ewses is evan betah

@GhostRider03

4 жыл бұрын

Nz for ya

@joshniuloa727

3 жыл бұрын

Still funny has hell he had him going there for abit lol I won't have him up for treasan

@tdubh666

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshniuloa727 stfu

I SWEAR THIS IS MY UNCLE HAHAHAA

Fast forward 10 years and they wouldn’t show him on camera for fear of being labeled a racist .

Sorry but that ford is mint

Why is it only official under pakeha law?

The cops job is on the line haahaha nice old falcon too

After the break....a goat...

Legend bro🤙

Hahahahahah when he laughed after he said trial. U just knew

I hope that cop stays sweet and doesn't turn in an asshole...

With those sun glasses, he could go back in time 😃😀.. to the 1852 back when you most likely didn’t need a licence 😆😆

@icebergrose8955

7 ай бұрын

Been there, done that.

😂😂😂😂Ahhh Fuck Cuz😂😂😂😂 Should have just given him yr pokemon licence😂😂

He should be driving on Maori roads with that licence

Atta bei.. got that licence out of a weetbix box and scribbled on it 🤣🤙

youtube recommendation has hit again

@lamborghinisabbatini

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha excellent 😂

This brother of ours has done a bit of reading. Tu meke.

i wont have him up4 treason😂🤣 the brothers stoned

Still got a fine

@Unknownexplorer666

4 жыл бұрын

Still got ya teeth

2005 be good to bring them days back new Zealand is no longer new Zealand

He can only use that license to drive a moa to the Hangi 😅

I remember that falcon pulled the 351 out of it put it in my brothers 69xw crack up Lee

All he has to do is go to high court. Easy as my bro😂 it aint the court thats high here

"Suhseeds" lmao

The OG kiwi Soverign Citizen.

Maori parliament hahahaha shots USO 🥥✊🏾

@Unknownexplorer666

4 жыл бұрын

No just no

@Unknownexplorer666

4 жыл бұрын

@Sydney Patrick Marsh not exactly like ur pathetic bitch ass will do a thing... yeah right

@Unknownexplorer666

4 жыл бұрын

@Sydney Patrick Marsh str8 drop nUtZ

@Rigsky

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The delusion is scary

@leonpatrick5606

3 жыл бұрын

What delusion!!

@catlikepizzagaming8280

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonpatrick5606 hahahahahaha yep and that question confirms my statement

@leonpatrick5606

3 жыл бұрын

@@catlikepizzagaming8280 seriously what delusion are you talking about??

@leonpatrick5606

3 жыл бұрын

@@catlikepizzagaming8280 I'd like to know if you're related to the man or have no clue who he is?

@catlikepizzagaming8280

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonpatrick5606 no idea who he is but the dribble he was spouting on about the cop going to be charged with treason is delusional

I think a swab test was in order as well

I'm gonna get this license nlw

Is he acting under his oath? Cause if he is he can only up hold common law(the law of the land) aka the queens law.. acts and statutes need consent to have jurisdiction.. and under the treaty of waitangi, pakeha can govern themselves and Maori can govern ourselves.. that's what our tupuna signed in the treaty.. so we as maori have the right to govern ourselves.. but these police dont like to hear that and end up assaulting us on the side of the roads and ignore anything we say.. and lock us up for their made up acts and statutes.. its bullshit really but hey, that the government for you

Must be from Tainui 🤣🤣

I temember in 70s the licents back then was the full on licenes but there that greedy for $$$ theyve changed it 2/3 times Bull shet..You be rite my bro 😂 . Go hard .

@icebergrose8955

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the 'Lifetime Licenses'. I know a guy who still pulls that out even though it expired in the 90s.

I LOVE this guy!!

Cuz you know that ain’t a license🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was his fishing licence bro lol

Your rights are right kuzz You tell them

Sad that our police don't know laws of the land and people only laws of commerce and trade

Solid g . Fuk da system

Quite a history about the Maori - put the Inca's or the Aztecs to shame in degeneration. Outcast from the Cook Islands during the 13th century as weaker primitive Neolithic people by later waves of Polynesians (Maori were from the original wave of primitive Polynesians pushed right out across the Eastern Pacific by successive stronger more advanced groups arriving from the west). They were outcast on rafts and some floated to the North East Coast of NZ driven by the South Equatorial Current and were stranded for 500 years. The weaker were pushed down to the South Island or Chathams etc. So the South Island Maori (had their own language) were the weakest of the weak. They were captured and eaten as 'Slave flesh' by the northern Maori doing raids. (Well they all ate each other - 80% of Maori pre European were dark skinned easily fattened slaves farmed and eaten by a lighter skinned 'Ariki' thin wiry elite royal caste). So it was with some righteousness as well as British cunning that they armed the southern Maori who then with muskets launched a genocidal war on the north.. That plus measles & flu halved the Maori population and removed most of the elite. The British then liberated the slaves and outlawed cannibalism. The northern Maori fought with the British against the south bad west Maori 'rebels'. The Maori sued for peace and a treaty was signed that removed all sovereignty and made them subjects to the English crown where the English would protect them from each other. Land could only be sold to or via the Crown. Maori could live on their reservations with native custom but none did. The treaty of Waitangi is strikingly clear in that the Maori cede sovereignty completely and become citizens of Great Britain - all 3 clauses lock that in. Nothing in today's 'Maori' culture is authentic. The music - all European (Maoris did not have tonal music, the songs are missionary tunes or introduced - Poi dance is from Islands and Stick dance from old Malaya. The carvings and art - all European - Arabesques that was the fashion at the time. Original Maori had limited dash carving and no painting of objects. No written language - all the syntax & grammar plus vowel inflection is European. No technology - some lagoon canoes and wood or stone Neolithic tools. No food sources - like pigs or crops - they left that all behind, all they had was a weak inbred fox (now extinct), some rats and a weak dismal pacific yam. They ate out all the bird-life including 10 species of Moa and 46 other bird species, didn't know how to farm the sea as were island people and so they turned to societal cannibalism. Today - no full blood or half blood left. No genuine tradition and almost all are offspring of Maori slave females sold to white settlers for muskets or food. -So more fake than the 'Sioux' or 'Cherokee' or 'Crow' who had at least retained some genuineness about who they were and their history. -Everything you 'saw or experienced' is fake. A totally convected disneyfied tokenistic set of inventions fueled by a grievance culture of mixed-race imposters fetishing a false past bad history because it pays benefits. 'This Horrid Practice' - Professor Paul Moon, "A Savage Country" Professor Paul Moon 'Behind The Tattooed Face' - Heretaunga Pat Baker, 'Anthropology In The South Seas' - H D Skinner

Classic

This is our country not yours

Far worth a try aye auo.. mahahahahaha.. Beta luk nek time..

ma man MIGHTY PAUA RANGERS

@charlesgoldie2241

4 жыл бұрын

Pastor Dr. Martin Sempa mbro I’ve never heard that by that the fucken best MIGHTY PAUA RANGERS

anyone have updates on how the high court went ? 😅🤣🤣🙂

Holy shit, this is colonisation

@harrykiwi-lp9ri

2 жыл бұрын

no that maori fulla is part white

@purplehaze8079

2 жыл бұрын

So? Hes still got Māori tīpuna and he still lives on Māori land

@jmrider6078

2 жыл бұрын

Okay if you hate colonisation so much, why not get rid of your phone, get rid of your clothes and get rid of your house because all of those things were brought to you thanks to colonisation

@purplehaze8079

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmrider6078 Nah they were bought to me thanks to all the kids that mined the parts and manufactured them in third world countries. Thanks to colonisation, theres large inequality who even have access to technology, clothing and housing.Plus its not like all the english came here on ford rangers lol

@purplehaze8079

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmrider6078 If you hate actually getting the point so much, why not go read a book, inform yourself about some real history, and think critically

1852 aye ohh hell offfs

I actually agree with the Maori dude.

Brutha is high asf

The roads are build on maori land though. Only pakeha people are aloud to write rules that they don't obied by

@nebulousgamingfanbro3508

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao what a hypocrite

@justhaze4855

2 жыл бұрын

Not anymore, It was actually signed away in 1840 to become part of the crown, which is good because it prevented European countries such as France from colonising the land themselves, I mean, the country would have been drawn into the European conflict in WW2 had the Brits not got their way first, and NZ would have been talking Nazi for the few years france was occupied. New Zealand didn’t become independent until the closing years of WW2, In which NZ was no longer a dominion of Britain, and had gained full independence from the UK. New Zealand is not just Maori land... New Zealand is not just Crown land... IT’S NEW ZEALANDERS LAND

@Etetana

2 жыл бұрын

@@justhaze4855 Aotearoa is Maori land that was stolen, it never will be “New Zealand” land, keep dreaming

I wonder if bruce wilson still around

Hahaha shot the bro. Go hard.

Mean my maori.. love it.

🤦🏽😁 had the yoza on the face 2 ✊🏾

He/he, that's a good one cuz......

They recognised it when the king of England gave grants to new Zealands true flag but ohwell today's will never know that specially when you can import your way out history by that I mean foreigners an votes

Over in Angland

@lamborghinisabbatini

3 жыл бұрын

And over in Walleington 😂

This is old but the cop. Gets in his car and states, the driver presented him a Maori Driver's License. So you accept it is indeed a license, but you still gotta run a check. What a pluckin idiot. 😅😅

@user-oh4yd5uh4e

9 ай бұрын

You are the idiot. You haven´t realised that this was filmed for television for the sole purpose of entertaining people. The cop is playing the game. His only intention being to draw the situation out in order to entertain the viewers. He could have given the driver a fine and that´s all but no he drew the situation out. So what we end up seeing is another shit for brains maori. Very entertaining.

Go Get A License You Hori 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

This guy lowkey looks like future

I wonder where that guy is now.

@GotMadStacks

Жыл бұрын

Rolling around in a private jet with his "pilots license"

..ha!! its a mean old falcon

Dam I'm going to use this fs.

Bro talking facts