Old Longdongia may be gone, but fret not, for as the saying goes, "Hard Men create Good Times." - Captain Morse, of The Hard Men

@brayden9091

2 ай бұрын

XD😂

@crispycrow8324

2 ай бұрын

That’s freaking awesome

@MrseCode

2 ай бұрын

@@crispycrow8324 Thank you, fellow hard man 😎

@Milk12_34

2 ай бұрын

Captain Bricked

@elijah237

2 ай бұрын

Good times create weak men

“Stand straight and tall, unwavering in the wind. For you are not just any men, you are hard men.” -Sir Sloyd of Longdongia

@MrseCode

2 ай бұрын

You are one of the top commenters, Sir Sloyd. I would love to stand by your side in battle against the strong, massive, powerful, and girthy Kingdom of Longdongia!

@_dicosta_725

2 ай бұрын

😂😂Maldito hermano

@sloyd6549

2 ай бұрын

@@MrseCode And I, for you captain!

@royalroyal2210

Ай бұрын

"Look to my cumming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the South" -Hardalf the Longdong

"We penetrate the enemy when we attack, we stand erect and firm when we defend. Our enemies shrivel at our coming for we are The Hard Men and hard we shall stay!" - Sir Tyler of Longdongia

@barbaricboi8905

2 ай бұрын

As a Tyler, I won’t like this post to try and keep it at 69 longer. I’m doing my part! 🫡 Edit: these soft bastards didn’t let the 69 stand. So now I just like.

@kaiosantos

Ай бұрын

Dude this is perfect

My speach for the hardest men in the land " with great gurth comes great responsibility. If we can not be the protection this longdong needs who will be. So wear your protection and get hard like there is no tomorrow as if we dont there might not be"

@panda_is_fish495

2 ай бұрын

SIR PANDA OF THE FISH

Hard men of Longdongia, forged in the fires of valor, their hearts beat with the rhythm of battle. Let their courage be a beacon, their swords a symphony of strength. For in the crucible of combat, they find not just glory, but immortality. Long live longdongia -Servent of the holy banner harishanth.

That manor placement is cool as fuck, man

@EliteCast8

2 ай бұрын

A lot better than his previous save

“We are not the Strong Men not the Smart Men we are the Hard Men and we shall fight for our bothers”

@Joshua-el6nv

2 ай бұрын

We all have a little hard man inside of us

"men, only when a mosquito lands on your balls will you know the true meaning of non-violence" - Coo Chi, Hard Men philosopher warrior

“Sons and Daughters of New Longdongia, stand fast in the face of these brigands. They came here to take your life, your hard earned wealth and wipe away the work you have done by the blood and sweat for your brows. We will stand as one against this evil. UNDER THIS GREAT BANNER WE MARCH. WE FIGHT. WE WIN. DRAW YOUR SWORDS DO NOT RELENT UNTIL THESE FIELDS ARE SOAKED WITH FOREIGN BLOOD!! Captain Jay - the hard men of Longdongia.

“When the blood has been spilt and the dust has settled, Longdongia will stand erected for eons!” - Sir Jynx of Dixinmud

Placing a well next to the church that provides “living water” is so symbolic. Love it. Beautiful town.

"we are a slightly above average army, our enemies will crumble at our size! We shall not lose many a number because we remember to use protection. Who are we? we are the Hard Men!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!! -sir Logan of Longdongia

@Cerberus8295

2 ай бұрын

The women of our village say size doesn’t matter but what we do with it does

@loganrisica5299

Ай бұрын

​​@@Cerberus8295 HERE HERE 💯

“We are so hard weapons bounce off us. Go slaughter all that stand in our way.” - Sir Dickus of the Hard Men

The hard men are first to go into the battle hole and last to pull out - sir dingus pompus

If u place towers at the manor u can expand the building range and put walls around the town

‘A war without fire is like a sausage without mustard’ -Henry V

With great citizens, comes great, hard men. If not for these hard men, there would be no longdongia.

Hear me soldiers! It saddens me to see so many young faces here today. But I am proud to know that I am leading an army of lions! All of you who have risen up to protect your family, know that you are heroes, each and every one of you! Stand firm next to your fellow brothers in arms! Do not retreat no matter what the enemy throws at you! That is how we shall win this day! To Victory!

**Soldiers of Longdongia,** Today, we stand on the precipice of history. We are the guardians of our homeland, the protectors of our cherished way of life. Each one of you has answered the call to serve, to stand up for what is right, and to fight for the future of Longdongia. We face a formidable foe, one that challenges our resolve and our strength. But we are Longdongians, born of courage and fortified by the spirit of our ancestors. We do not waver, we do not falter; we stand united, an unbreakable force of valor and honor. Remember, we fight not for glory or accolades, but for the children who dream of a peaceful tomorrow, for the families that hope for a safe return, and for every Longdongian who believes in the promise of our nation. As we march into the fray, let your hearts be filled with the love of our country. Let your actions reflect the pride of our people. And let your bravery echo through the ages, as a testament to the indomitable will of Longdongia. **For freedom, for justice, for Longdongia!** **Charge forth, brave warriors, and let our victory be as resounding as the roar of our great rivers!** **Long live Longdongiaaaaa!** - Rudra the Resolute, Guardian of the longdongia

@gameraiderislive

2 ай бұрын

i mean idk i might be late but yeah

“Hard Menof Longdongia, we have been edging all of our lives for this moment. The moment we get to burst on the battlefield and spread the cheeks of death. To looking into deaths one stinking brown eye and declare. I am not yours today.” Sir Francis Von Vinklwoss the 3rd

"You only have two things in this world men. Your word and your balls and i wont break either for anyone"

“ You see those people in the village back there? Those people are your brothers and your sisters we fight for them on this fateful day. We will crush the enemy because we aren’t just hard men we are unbreakable men that laugh in the face of danger. HAZAH” -Lord Emoney of the New Longdongia

"From the ground up we rise and through the ashes of Old Longdongia we devise: Sharpen your blade and wax your bow, may the Fires of War go fro ! - Sir Nonorck, Captain of the Hard Men Squad ⚔️🛡

"I's a long day for Longdongian, but true hard man never backs away. They stay and mark their names in history. LONG LIVE LONGDONGIA ! LONG LIVE LORD APOLLO!" - Captain Arrow of Hard Man

"Men of Longdongia, we have been shriveled, but we have returned. And now as we face these faithless pagans, let us rejoice and grow hard for the Lord is with us. Make your heart hard, your arms hard, everything hard. When we penetrate their lines, let us imagine the pleasure from our founder , Elongus Dongus. Forward men and release your pent up spirit! " -Erectus Fukdus

"Polish your helmets, Grab your pole arms, lock together man to man and penitrate our enemy's.... For Longdongia" - Sir Shaftesbury Long

Hard men of Longdongia, this is the moment we have so vigorously trained for! Our spears are well greased and our helmets well polished . Do not be taken aback by the shear girth of our enemy, rather insert yourselves into the warm embrace of battle! We are the hard men! Now go! Thrust your yourselves into their soiled arses!! -the FrshFsh of Longdongia

“They can take our town, but they can’t take our DONGS!!!!!”

Longdongia nooooooooooo it was taken away but we remember it’s old self

@Imperialcadets

2 ай бұрын

Longdongia has raised like a Phoenix from its ashes

“Stand long men, the wind blows, the snow falls, and the enemy marches to our home. Yet we will not shrink! We will not bend! We will not fire prematurely! HARD MEN STAY HARD!!” -Captain Crispy Crow of The Hard Men

Longdongia is looking great, the reset may have been a good thing. May the buildings of Longdongia stand tall and straight!

“We shall penetrate the enemies and destroy them!!!! FOR LONGDONGIA IS KING!!!! LONG LIVE LONGDONGIA!!!!”-Cockius largius

“You stand today not simply as men. You stand as brothers, warriors, saviors. You are not soft common folk, you are the body guard of our lord Pixepoo. You are hard men. RAISE YOUR SPEARS! Let your shafts pierce the bodies of the enemy! Let your iron tips strike terror into their hearts! FOR LONGDONGIA!!!!” - General Willy Dickinson

Damn level 3 houses look really good. Looks like picture perfect medieval houses. How can a single indie developer make it look better than all these AAA game companies?

"What did I miss?" -Sir Aleway Slaytobatol

I think you should build houses all around the market place so the market place is like the main square for the town.

The web housing grid is actually pretty sick, it’s used in modern subdivisions in my neighborhood

Loving the series 👍

"YOU CALL THAT A DONG?! THIS IS A LONGDONG!!!" - sir groin of scrotum

@isaacfinn3381

2 ай бұрын

Commenting because this is top tier

1:27 Nice roads between fields hehe

There may be a new Longdongia, but the Hard men stay big and long for the rest of the days to come. - Sir AUS of LONGDONGIA

I screenshot my guy from the stream last night, and he is now my screen saver 😂 for St Robert!!!

"Men of long Longdongia never fear With the long dongs our lord Apollo blesses us with we will slay our enemies and when we return to our wives and children we will feast with lord Apollo at his table on eggs and bread"

"Comrades, As we charge into battle, know that we are not alone. With the Grace of God as our armor, we shall stand victorious in the battlefield!"

I am Knight Caleb, and I see a whole army of my countrymen, here, in defiance of Tyranny. You’ve come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do without freedom? Will you fight? Fight and win! Win for your families, win for your children, win for your wives (so there's no magic the gathering being done)! If you fight you may die and have this life taken from you, but they will never take your freedom!

"Hard men, you are the proud soldier of Longdongia, in thrust we believe, we shall banish our ennemys in the abyss; for the might of our lord, CHAAAAAAARGE !!!" - Abyss Watcher, lieutenant of the hard men

"Hard Men of Longdongia, our abode is under attack by these good for nothing brigands! OUR KING,GOD AND COUNTRY NEED US!! TO ARMMMMSSSSS!!" -Sir Beancakes of Longdongia, Retinue Halberdier of the hard men

My speech "Though old Longdongia is gone new Longdongia will rise from the ashes, we will spread our longdongs and give everyone an average of 4.2 millimeter dongs to everyone." He should be named Sir Gizmo The Great after my dog who recently passed away. he was 16 and your videos have helped me stay happy after he died. many other people probably feel the same so keep up the good work

"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders." Or "It's almost harvesting season." for the battle cries.

Men, gather round! No retreat, no surrender, that is law. We will stand and fight... and die. A new age has begun! Follow me onto victory or death for Longdongia! Sir Sanville of Longdongia

"This is the greatest witch hunt, never seen before. You have a corrupt Lord.. so corrupt.. who is so so ill. So ill. Its a terrible fight, like never before in the history of this land!"

Men, you have stood hard in the face of so much strife. You have fought battle after battle and come out victorious. There are no others that I would choose to lay down my life with in protection of our great nation, for longdongia, for the hard men. CHARGE!!!!!!!! Commander stern, proud citizen of longdongia

The town is now looking way more organised then before, I love it. Great work

Soldiers of Longdongia! Today, we face our greatest challenge yet. But fear not, for within each of us lies the spirit of resilience and the will to prevail. We fight not just for victory, but for our loved ones, our land, and our freedom. So let us stand tall, shoulder to shoulder, as we march into battle. For Longdongia! For glory! Charge!

“Whatever walks through that gate you will hold, hold men hold hard for you are hard men”

Long live the longdongia

“It dont matter who what or when all bandits will fall to the tip of the hard men”😅🔥🔥 -A hard men of longdongia probably

"The Hard Men are one and will stand strong and tall so into the breach to bring glory to Longdongia"

Gentlemen, we gather here to fight, not for glory... nor wealth ...nor reputation... but for our land, for our wifes and sons. Look at the man next to you, he is fighting for the same, dont fail him and he will not fail you, with God by our side WE WILL SEE VICTORY, and men if I fall, i will wait for you in heaven, AMEN.

Ah, valiant knights and noble companions, gather 'round and heed my words! For on this day, we stand upon the precipice of destiny, where valor shall be our shield and the long dong our sword! Behold! The enemy approaches with malice in their hearts and darkness in their souls. But fear not, for we are the chosen of Longdongia, the pure of heart, the servants of the Longdong! We shall not falter, nor shall we yield, for the light of Apollo guides our way! Let it be known that we are not mere mortals, but champions of honor and virtue! With each strike of our blades, we carve a path through the shadows, illuminating the way to glory and triumph! Though the tempest may rage and the thunder may roar, we shall stand firm, unyielding in our resolve! For in our veins flows the blood of heroes, and in our hearts burns the fire of courage! So rally, my brethren, for the time has come to write our names in the anal (yes I left out the second n on purpose) of legend! Let us charge forth with the fury of a thousand storms, for we are men of Longdongia and Apollos brave companions, and we shall emerge victorious, for the long dong awaits us at the end of this epic quest! Charge forth, noble knights, for glory and honor! Onward, to victory!" if this wins a spot I want the knight named: Sir Galahad or Sir Robin (monte python reference)

We fight for the lands and people we will lay down our lives for longdongia so that our families can sleep knowing that we the hard men will defend them tooth and nail. FOR LONGDONGIA charge

“Men,we shall not fall back behind those small useless defenses when we can hold these bastards outside the city with no problem. FOR LONGDONGIA!!!!!!!!” From Steven

Battle speech: Men! Before you lies not just the battlefield, but the future of our beautiful town of Longdongia and the future of our families! Those who came to destroy it don't fight with their heart, but with the greed for money and loot. So show them that love and hope beat greed everyday and they will run at the first doubt of victory. Don't be scared by their certainty of victory, for we will shatter it with our fierce defense! Fight for your lifes and the lifes of your family and defeat won't even look in our direction! Huzzah! (sorry for my english, I'm not a native speaker)

We the Hard Men stand firm against any foe. We cannot allow ourselves to flop over from intimidation. We shall rise and rise again until the rabble who dares to threaten longdongia has been crushed! -Sir Nathan the Lovehammer

41:43 “Things been going well… … Well had been made” lmao

"Brothers in arms we may have changed our home but we shall not allow these raiders quell our home, for honour, glory and for Longdongia" - Sir Raymond of Old Longdongia and Knight to Lord Apollo

I think this new village is better than the old one, more coordinated to have some walls with it soon.

My friends! Today we fight for the glory of Longdongia, we fight for our children and wives. We, the hard men fight for honor and god and because of that will win the day!

The big house looks like some kind of hostel or inn, a place that can house multiple families that the rich bow merchants that own the place built. Or maybe it's your "commone house" you use when you pretend to be one of your paesants (undercover boss style, ridicolously easy to spot, but everyone plays along :'D ) . If I were you I wouldn't even replace it, but build some cool lore behind it!

Longdongia shall never be forgotten

just finished part 3, perfect timing.

You already know it's a banger when apollo uploads especially 1 hour videos

A man once told me glory couldn't fill the hole in my life, I told him to leave my glory hole to me.

New village is even doper the church and manor sitting opposite the layout of the land.. beautiful

Old Longdongia my rest. but new and improved Longdongia will live long and bigger than ever.

“The girth of hardship we men have prevail, hundreds of battle in the end we drink ale” - Sir Dinglelong of the hard men😂

I was wondering yesterday if something happened and that’s why there was no upload. I’m just happy i can watch these videos again

battle speech: WERE HARD WERE FREE WERE TOGETHER IN AN ORGY!

Sons of Longdongia!, my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of Apollo! -aragorn, greatest king of middle earth

Thank God you recreated it, it was making my brain hurt the way you had your roads. Was about to slap you with some code violations and contractor leans lol.

"Not all Hard men are strong unless you deprive your enemies of their hardness. Always Remember never get soft may the force be with you" -Captain Glitch

People like me that do not have the means to purchase a decent gaming pc/laptop are fortunately enough to your channel that when i watch you play the game i feel like i am also playing the game . So thank you to you! Keep it up!

"You may take our longs, you may take our dongs, but you'll never take our freedom!!!!!! Long life Longdongia!!!!" -Sir Sam

“Live free or die hard…” - Bruce Willis

"it's almost harvesting season, and you look like some wheat." *Sharpens billhook*

Wow, the location of the church and the Castle has been perfect, I like it more than in the previous town; The way you located the houses seems strange to me (the urban blocks look like a slice of pizza); but in general everything looks better, so I don't think the original version will be missed.

“Arise now, arise, Soldiers of Longdongia! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded! Forth Eorlingas! Arise, arise, Soldiers of Longdongia! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Fight now, fight now! This is our home we will define it! To Victory!”

Hear me, noble warriors of the Kingdom of Longdongia! Today we stand on the precipice of destiny. We have been called to defend our lands and our people from the tyranny that threatens to consume us all. The enemy approaches, their numbers vast and their hearts filled with darkness. But I say unto you, fear not! For we are the shield that guards the realm, the sword that strikes down evil, and the beacon of hope for those who cannot fight. We have trained for this moment, honing our skills and sharpening our blades. Our cause is just, our resolve unbreakable. As one, we shall form an impenetrable wall against the tide of chaos that seeks to wash over us. And when the dust settles and the smoke clears, it will be remembered that we stood here today and fought with every last breath in our bodies. I know each and every one of you by name, and I am proud to call you my brothers and sisters in arms. You come from different walks of life, but now you stand united under the banner of righteousness. Your courage inspires me, your loyalty humbles me. Together, there is nothing we cannot overcome. The path before us may be treacherous, fraught with danger at every turn. But remember: true strength lies not only in physical prowess or martial skill, but also in the resilience of the human spirit. When faced with adversity, let us draw upon the wellspring of inner fortitude within ourselves, and rise above whatever challenges lie ahead. Look around you, brave souls. See the faces of those who would lay down their lives for you, just as you would do the same for them. In times like these, unity is our greatest weapon - a force more powerful than any army, stronger than any siege engine. Let us harness this power and wield it against our foes, cutting through their ranks like a hot knife through butter. And so, my friends, prepare yourselves for battle. Gird your loins, steel your nerves, and pray to whichever gods you hold dear. Remember what you fight for, and never forget that victory belongs to those who refuse to yield. Together, we shall march forth into the jaws of war, our spirits indomitable and our hearts ablaze with the fire of determination. May fortune smile upon us, and may the heavens grant us swift and decisive triumph. Onward, to glory and honor! For king and country, we stand firm; Against the storm, no shelter find. In darkest night, our swords shall burn, With truth and justice, we shall be binded. And in the darkest nights, we shall protect our Kingdom! We will light up the dark skies with the fiery passion in our hearts!

I am amongst you at this time, not as for my recreation or sport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all; to lay down, for my God, and for my kingdom, and for my people, my honor and my blood

Do you know who once said “instinct is a lie, told by a fearful body, hoping to be wrong.” The wise Guru Laughima. (I’m him fr)

Fire consumed the old city of Longdongia but out of the flames Smalldongia arises though flaccid....Sir Saia Duncan of the Soft Men

"Champions of Turgidia. The day may come when we lay, flaccid and spent. Our lifes liquid sprayed out across the fields. But today is not that day. For we stand roused and ready. Taut and sprung, our spears throbbing in our hands.

We hard men must thrust our spears into the enemies to defend the kingdom of longdongia!!!!

Looks great.

@williamhand1471

2 ай бұрын

I especially love the manor location

I got a battle speech: To death!! Motivation will go through the roof.

" A man does, what a man has to do, stand hard" Sir Amandus of Longdongia

So cool to see you close to the million milestone. Been around since the bannerlord hypetrain!

Arise, arise, soldiers of Longdongia! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!” -A Hard Man

Hey, Apollo. I've been watching your original Longdongia before it got deleted, but one thing I've noticed is that you haven't used the foresters lodge ability to plant new trees after the deforestation.

Hear my words, brothers, and heed them well! The bandit bastards come to take what is rightfully ours! Many of you may fear the battle ahead, but strengthen your resolve! For it is your lands they mean to raze, your homes they mean to torch, your women they mean to take! And we shall not let them! They think themselves dangerous, but this is Longdongia, and we are Hard Men! NOW SHOW ME HOW HARD YOU ARE! FOR LONGDONGIA!! -Lord Commander Andar of the Hard Men