The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover! The enemy is here, enemy sighted, behind that cover!

I can't believe he played this! I was obsessed with this game as a kid. Thanks for putting this together!

@woobi4739

5 ай бұрын

Yeah. This game was loads of fun back then.

@xpmingo

5 ай бұрын

i was obsessed too! even named my ps and xbox accounts after this game lol

@rice-ut8bm

2 ай бұрын

literally same

@lemongaids7642

2 ай бұрын

never actually played the story through, i got a motorcycle and jumped offa shit for hours

@ContentCaution

2 ай бұрын

Yeah this game was so addicting haha! Cool to see Jerma play it, what a trip.

Jerma: shoots friendly soldier in back of the head as contract completes Also Jerma: "Why are you shooting at me? Didn't I just do this mission for you?"

@altalt3667

6 ай бұрын

crazy, i just paused at that point and scrolled down to the comments

@Gr3yCard1nal

5 ай бұрын

Jerma: You think I am in danger? I am the danger! A guy completes a mission and gets shot in the back of his head and you think that's me? No, I am the one who shoots!

Maniac Mercenary sounds like a TF2 Hat that either every class could use or me a soldier exclusive. I am imagining the torn remains of a straight jacket covering the top of Soldiers head with the arms flapping around when rocket jumping.

1:02:19 "It's Mui, hold your fire!" "Seeing you gets me pumped!" "You're my hero!" Followed by instant chaos as Jerma steals all their oil

Got such fond memories of this series from being a kid. The first one on ps2, where you could sit down during a briefing! So immersive!

@Parmie

6 ай бұрын

the first one was impressive for the time, loved that game

@DiplomatOfDirt

4 ай бұрын

wish i picked iT up back then its hard to get now

@Lux_Ferox

2 күн бұрын

​@@Parmie I still find it impressive tbh. I have yet to play another game quite like it.

God I miss Pandemic studios this game the first and the Saboteur were all fun great games

@Daniel_Lancelin

5 ай бұрын

Don't forget the original _Battlefront_ games, _Destroy All Humans!_ 1 and 2, and _Lord of the Rings: Conquest._ These guys were the GOAT.

@petrwarthursty2011

5 ай бұрын

@@Daniel_Lancelindamn daniel

@intruative

5 ай бұрын

Hey dont forget

@Daniel_Lancelin

5 ай бұрын

@@intruative Woah, that bugged the hell out. Let me delete some of those lol.

I love how when they hjack a tank they throw a grenade in there and then are just perfectly fine driving it around with the body parts and guts inside the tank.

Man.. it’s like watching me play it when I was like 7 trying to figure out the dos and don’t of the game

This was one of the first games I ever got with my Xbox 360 and I was absolutely obsessed with it. Kinda surreal seeing Jerma play it

@ContentCaution

2 ай бұрын

I felt the exact same way! Super surreal/nostalgic haha

Jermas adhd was going crazy in this video😂

40:40 Jerma psycho moment, attempts to kill the faction's driver as they leave then gets confused as to why the rest of them start attacking

*”THE ENEMY IS HERE!”*

Real strong "buy 6 billion dollars worth of limes" vibes

42:15 this is such a good gag by the devs

@Orbalorbadingdong

26 күн бұрын

The placement of the marker is brilliant. Glad you enjoyed the joke too lol

I've never seen a game where the intro tutorial essentially just says "to shoot your gun... shoot your gun!" and "to reload your gun... reload it!"

man u are doing gods work here, I am living from upload to upload lol. Keep up the amazing work

The first and second are great ..also i thought this Jerma creature left our realm 5 winters and 4 summers ago ?

I was so confused when the grim reaper started speaking

This game, and its predecessor, are both incredible. This game is full of laughs, and its predecessor is an awesome STALKER-lite.

@DrPeculiar312

6 ай бұрын

STALKER??? Are you smoking rock? How is Mercenaries 1 anything like STALKER?

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

lmao

@Acrylescent

5 ай бұрын

@@DrPeculiar312 Brown. Thats the only thing I can think of lol.

@charlesdemers1197

2 ай бұрын

@@DrPeculiar312 He’s smoking on some shit that don’t even exist yet

@DrPeculiar312

2 ай бұрын

@@charlesdemers1197 he smoking straight up turds

They gotta make Mercenaries 3

@l-l

6 ай бұрын

The studio collapsed. There's footage of an early build online. It's also why multiplayer on the 360 version has been broken for 10+ years. No updates

@DrPeculiar312

6 ай бұрын

@@l-l so another studio can buy the IP and make it

@Lux_Ferox

2 күн бұрын

It could be like Ghost Recon but with airsrikes. Aka amazing.

My favourite game. Played it back in 2007 always like to see others play this

The first game was amazing I’m shook neither are on steam

oh no, oh no, oh noooooooo oh no you didn't

We need mercenaries 3😢

I have never seen him be so Bad at a video game had me pulling my hair out

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

he’s the greatest but watching Jerma try to be competent at anything is painful

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

I live in Vegas and every time I get on a road where the speed limit’s above 35mph I pray he’s not of the same road as me

@aldxbaran

6 ай бұрын

of all games to react that way to, why this broken shitty mess lmao

@user-xh9vm3re1h

6 ай бұрын

@@aldxbaran it's only broken on PC. Are you illiterate?

@user-dw2he3eb1h

6 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@user-xh9vm3re1hi don’t think literacy has anything to do with having a differing opinion then you

I'm always hoping for that perfectly brewed blend of Jerma stream. This one is a little too bold. Jerma is at his best when he's just slightly unhinged and ADHD. But sometimes jesus christ he just giggles and forgets what hes doing every 3 seconds and laughs at car crashes.

@ReifinDFanchon

6 ай бұрын

Well, there's a reason why a goldfish scientific name is Carassius jermatus. but i agree with what you're saying

I LOVED the first one, so many memories. The second one was decent, just didnt like the fuel requirements for airstrikes and stuff. awesome to see he played this though, they were a big part of my childhood.

@GrillMasterXBBQ

6 ай бұрын

I don't know if I am just losing my mind, but I recall my cousin handcuffing civilians and throwing grenades at them. Was that possible in Mercs 1?

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

giving the first game out on Xbox Live Gold was the best decision Microsoft has made in years

@drivebytrucker4898

6 ай бұрын

@@GrillMasterXBBQ It might have been, I can't really remember that far back. I do remember how awesome those hunts for the HVTs were though. That game really felt like a war torn country

@minikit6045

6 ай бұрын

@@GrillMasterXBBQDefinitely possible in Mercs 1. Fucking with civilians is one of the most fun things in the game

@BananaPhoPhilly

5 ай бұрын

@@GrillMasterXBBQ wow I didn't know the grillmaster watched cumtown

Played in on the og Xbox. Most definitely a controller game. Some of the best fun back in the day

Media Offline was a nice touch

ADHD brain is not enough to explain how jermas head works we need a new word just for jerma, he can't keep the same mind set for more then 5 seconds, and panics constantly. its funny but also mildly infuriating

@ProfessorBuge

29 күн бұрын

streamer brain

Little bug me and a friend discovered in this game. Usually you can only call in a single bunker buster (nuke) at a time, but if two players in multi-player point the laser and call in a bunker buster at the same time, you can drop two at once.

as it turns out there are some things more important than money like hiring better programmers

I can't believe they got jerma to voice "Deranged murder" in the upcoming film *How i met my streamer*

Broooo I’m so fucking high he’s so bad at this game but I love him ❤❤😂😂

I have this game on 360 and never played it. And since both my 360 controllers don’t work anymore and Microsoft refuses to make it backwards compatible… I never will. So cool the games they exclude.

This game is Just Cause 2 without the grapple hook

Now we need Joel to play this game!

Is there more of this to edit or did he stop playing it after this much?

@EnyoTaiz

6 ай бұрын

The full stream is about Six hours or so and on youtube, he only played it once.

I can't believe he also just starts out playing with the woman of my childhood, too.

I hated watching this stream but now watching it back kinda a cult classic game

The enemy voice lines are burnt to my memory

@theminorityshack7071

5 ай бұрын

True

@we-must-live

5 ай бұрын

@@theminorityshack7071 false

11:26

59:24 lmao

I LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SHIT LAST WEEK NO FUCKING WAY BRO I HAD TO BE LIKE 7

The overlapping voice lines are ruining my high I feel like I’m going insane LMAO

@redhermit1148

6 ай бұрын

You are going insane. The voices are speaking to YOU. WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER THEM???

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

are you still high

@ChewyTwee

6 ай бұрын

@@redhermit1148yea

24:48

The ultimate pretending stream

How tf do we play this nowadays?

How in the hell did he get this game working on PC? Or is he using console?

@route-113

6 ай бұрын

Did you see the stream? The game is barely holding together, half the gambling missions don't even work.

2:12:53

fav game ever. than kgod i still have my ps3. guessing you played on PC where EA/Pandemic destroyed the graphics. its better on xbox/ps3

I was friends with an autistic kid and god help me if i left him get talking about this game he made it sound so amazing but he also just wouldnt shut up about it 😂

I can't watch videos like this. Seeing Jerma act like an absolute idiot just hurts my head

@we-must-live

5 ай бұрын

well then… what are you doing here? why are you still here, just to suffer?

Whats with the like to dislike ratio, where's all the hate coming from

@we-must-live

5 ай бұрын

people forced to watch the video against their will, probably

why does Mercenaries 1 look better than 2 lol

This was so infuriating to watch jesus christ

This game is such a downgrade from the first game. How the fuck did you make the sequel a smaller game, at least if the game was more polished due to the downsize maybe it be more tolerable but its was finished in an even worse state.

@kingdomross8974

5 ай бұрын

Destruction and airstrikes were good.

This game is the textbook definition of "mid".

this is the worst game ever

@sapphomet.7777

6 ай бұрын

Nuh uh

@frozone2366

6 ай бұрын

There’s definitely worse.

@mondae6718

6 ай бұрын

Aren’t you a bit too old to be posting low effort bait in KZread comments?

@leesimmers6693

6 ай бұрын

V-dub how could you? :(

@BletchWasd

6 ай бұрын

@@mondae6718 19 isn't that old

I would rather watch a senior citizen play video games for the first time ever, then have to watch jerma play another video of this. Because that's what it felt like watching this.

@cwookdev

6 ай бұрын

jerma is a senior citizen

@we-must-live

5 ай бұрын

I don’t get it - why are you watching this video if you dislike it so much?

The first one's one of my favorite games of all time. I didn't like the second one at all. Well maybe I should play it now that I'm older