man with little music knowledge ranks all eurovision songs 2024

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  • @Maqwell
    @Maqwell2 ай бұрын

    sources are telling me San marino’s song is in Spanish Also edit, I love disko but they FUMBLED the live performance

  • @akmalbasyhaazis

    @akmalbasyhaazis

    2 ай бұрын

    the band literally competed in the Spanish selection last year (the one Blanca Paloma won)

  • @aleblasco39

    @aleblasco39

    2 ай бұрын

    Megara is a Spanish band and since San Marino national contest doesn't require to be from there, they took up the chance to take part and they won lmao

  • @balinthorvath1525

    @balinthorvath1525

    2 ай бұрын

    And the sources are telling the truth. Fun fact: Nebulossa (the Spanish) was trying to represent San marino in 2023

  • @catesimms8945

    @catesimms8945

    2 ай бұрын

    Thank god people told him. I find it funny he does not know that Megara spoke Spanish while wearing the t shirt of a Spanish football team

  • @johnny11415

    @johnny11415

    2 ай бұрын

    Correct its Spanish not Italian.

  • @olafrohwer3482
    @olafrohwer34822 ай бұрын

    "For some reason they also hate Norway" that aged pretty well😂

  • @PiousMoltar

    @PiousMoltar

    2 ай бұрын

    Man Norway's entry was one of the best. But I can't expect Eurovision fans to have good taste.

  • @mrshll2005

    @mrshll2005

    2 ай бұрын

    Lmao, when I heard him say this I was thinking boy do I have news for you

  • @pokiandi5228

    @pokiandi5228

    2 ай бұрын

    They do this every year!

  • @aburrki6732

    @aburrki6732

    2 ай бұрын

    I mean to be fair, the juries gave them more points than the public this year

  • @thombogd1022

    @thombogd1022

    Ай бұрын

    Norway was so awful

  • @thekelvinproductionlore
    @thekelvinproductionlore2 ай бұрын

    Dude just jinxed the Netherlands 💀💀

  • @Railgunch

    @Railgunch

    2 ай бұрын

    Everything makes sense now... its all maqwells fault!!1!

  • @Dcupholder

    @Dcupholder

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes ffs this dude nulled my bet

  • @Building501

    @Building501

    2 ай бұрын

    :(

  • @antoniosertich
    @antoniosertich2 ай бұрын

    If Baby Lasagna wins, it would be equivalent to Denmark's 1992 Euro story. He wasn't even supposed to participate in Dora (Croatia's Eurovision song pick contest), he got a chance only because another contestant quit at the last moment. He didn't even write this song for Eurovision, it was supposed to be just an "album filler" song. It would be quite some story...

  • @dragojaradovanovic2144

    @dragojaradovanovic2144

    2 ай бұрын

    Well Denmark in 1992 took Yugoslavia's place in Euro

  • @Shinjiku

    @Shinjiku

    2 ай бұрын

    Thats how Ukraine won in 2022, the original representative was disqualified which resulted in Kalush being the representative and ending up winning, of course people will mention politics but still.

  • @antoniosertich

    @antoniosertich

    2 ай бұрын

    @Shinjiku nah, that song was a clear winner for me. Even without politics, the song was top 2 for sure 😉

  • @Nadia1989

    @Nadia1989

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Shinjiku I checked on Wikipedia and... Wow

  • @akmalbasyhaazis

    @akmalbasyhaazis

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Shinjikuat least Kalush was *competing* right there in Vidbir (Ukrainian selection). Baby Lasagna wasn't even supposed to compete in the Croatian selection (Dora) if not for one of its participants withdrawing. That shows how inept the Dora selection committee was.

  • @marthalenia
    @marthalenia2 ай бұрын

    Btw joosts song actually has a deeper meaning it's dedicated to his parents who passed away when he was young

  • @selxeverx

    @selxeverx

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah yeah definetly 💀 Where tf in the lyrics do you see something about his parents? (The end does not count since it technically isnt in the song, just an outro) Also, even if it somehow is about them, he should not use their death as a way to make the jury emotional and give him points.

  • @kirstentundrastar9477

    @kirstentundrastar9477

    2 ай бұрын

    @@selxeverxthe title

  • @HeHe-jq8xp

    @HeHe-jq8xp

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@selxeverxAS A DUTCH PERSON ITS TRUE SO DONT SAY THAT

  • @studiobuckeycolours

    @studiobuckeycolours

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@KurwaNickMiZajeli it's literally in the title of the song. "Papa" means dad or father in Dutch. Also joost himself confirmed this in multiple interviews. And it's not like it's the first time anyone in eurovision sings about someone who passed away or about family tragedies in general

  • @selxeverx

    @selxeverx

    2 ай бұрын

    @@studiobuckeycolours Still, nothing in the lyrics is about his dad, or mom.

  • @severe_storm651
    @severe_storm6512 ай бұрын

    The backstory behind Europapa is even more incredbile than the song itself but unfortunately many people watching won't know it

  • @Reviachi

    @Reviachi

    2 ай бұрын

    Not only the backstory, the lyrics also show that. Idk what he’s saying about upbeat happy lyrics, they’re heart wrenching. He sings about how his traveling can’t cure his trauma from his parents dying before finally burning down his ‘childhood house’ to be able to move on with his life.

  • @jackbale5846

    @jackbale5846

    2 ай бұрын

    a backstory of a monotone queer doing the same sh*t that everyone does?

  • @cedriccappelle2036

    @cedriccappelle2036

    Ай бұрын

    Joost doesn't even sing so he shouldn't have been sent to Eurovision in the first place... I don't know what it is nowadays with people voting for weirs shit just because it's weird. Another one is Ireland, even worse case

  • @severe_storm651

    @severe_storm651

    Ай бұрын

    @@cedriccappelle2036 I was never talking about the singing itself but rather the lyrics, europapa is an anthem.

  • @severe_storm651

    @severe_storm651

    Ай бұрын

    @@jackbale5846 uhh more like him being an orphan at thirteen you little cu*k

  • @thevoshe
    @thevoshe2 ай бұрын

    Babe wake up Maqwell's talking about Eurovision again (Btw I'm really happy you're doing it again for this year's edition!)

  • @vignotum132

    @vignotum132

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah me too love it

  • @tiagooooo
    @tiagooooo2 ай бұрын

    San Marinos entry is in Spanish btw. The band is from Madrid. Ironically they attempted to enter for Spain last year (notice the Benidorm line) while Nebulossa tried to enter for San Marino last year and now they both made it but for the other country.

  • @turbogaminghero2844
    @turbogaminghero28442 ай бұрын

    10:58 we can't go one video without a classic Maqwell mess up. SPANISH = ITALIAN🔥🔥🔥

  • @Tintelinus

    @Tintelinus

    2 ай бұрын

    To be fair its not unreasonable to expect San Marino to sing in Italian, even tho the country in Eurovision just kinda selects from the rejects of every other country lol

  • @SeyrenaKatsuragi
    @SeyrenaKatsuragi2 ай бұрын

    Us germans need to finaly send Electric Callboy....

  • @anteosan5985

    @anteosan5985

    2 ай бұрын

    That would be so hype, they would absolutely kill it

  • @crystalracing4794

    @crystalracing4794

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes 😂

  • @Ven1997keyblade

    @Ven1997keyblade

    2 ай бұрын

    I feel like we purposely send entrants that won't win so we don't have to host it

  • @onurbschrednei4569

    @onurbschrednei4569

    2 ай бұрын

    they would be last place.

  • @inzhanagi374

    @inzhanagi374

    2 ай бұрын

    Public Vote Win 100% bruder

  • @teddyshowtaylor3645
    @teddyshowtaylor36452 ай бұрын

    I love how I clicked this video in 28 seconds

  • @mitz8852

    @mitz8852

    2 ай бұрын

    Lol... Did it in 28 Minutes

  • @teodorgiorgos3357

    @teodorgiorgos3357

    2 ай бұрын

    Lol... Uspeo posle 28 časova.

  • @duintje14
    @duintje142 ай бұрын

    Joost found his mother on the sofa as a 13yr old, a year after his dad passed away from cancer. She died of a cardiac arrest and that moment Joost lost everything and had go to into care. Hense the burning house at the end of his clip. He lived with an older brother for a while but ended up in crisis care. Most of the lyrics are about seeking help all over Europe but not finding it anywhere. Joost described his song as a collective of happy memories from the time he had both his parents and watched ESC back then. And he wants to give today's kids a fun song to remember they watched with their parents...like Joost did once. He even said to his parents: One day I'll be on that podium....

  • @overthelunforyou8592

    @overthelunforyou8592

    2 ай бұрын

    guess who wasnt on the podium.

  • @duintje14

    @duintje14

    2 ай бұрын

    @@overthelunforyou8592 Funny eh? It was Joost's wish not to be filmed directly after coming off stage because he would be to emotional at that moment. Some camerawomen shoved a camera in his face directly after and refused to stop filming. Joost made a threatening move towards her to force her to stop filming. Then she filed a complaint. She was filming so there is evidence and that raises the question why they took so god damn long to decide before disqualifying him. He was already harrassed by the Israeli KANN NEWS journalist who also harrassed the Irish and Greek singers and a Spanish Journalist. They all filed complaints but no santions were made against him.

  • @Isa-oz3jk

    @Isa-oz3jk

    2 ай бұрын

    @@duintje14 Hypocrisy is rampant nowadays ;)

  • @Estazhe

    @Estazhe

    2 ай бұрын

    @@duintje14 The threatening move being ''pushing her camera away''.

  • @duintje14

    @duintje14

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Estazhe According the Swedish media the camera got damaged.

  • @PipoZizo
    @PipoZizo2 ай бұрын

    I love how Eurovision has 37 countries competing and Maxwell casually ignored that one country nobody wanted in this year's Eurovision.

  • @fluffypuffyboy586

    @fluffypuffyboy586

    2 ай бұрын

    germany?

  • @mynexia9463

    @mynexia9463

    2 ай бұрын

    It should only be about the music, and it breaks my heart that everyone has to be like that, they should be included eitherway because It's music for goodness sakes, what makes it hurt even more is the fact that the song is actually great.

  • @mynexia9463

    @mynexia9463

    2 ай бұрын

    @@fluffypuffyboy586 No, the ones that are... doing bad things

  • @el_naif

    @el_naif

    2 ай бұрын

    Said country will end up in the Top10 🌀 💙

  • @rafiwerdiger

    @rafiwerdiger

    2 ай бұрын

    what does eurovision have to do with war?

  • @Rantasalmi47
    @Rantasalmi472 ай бұрын

    FINLAND IN THUMBNAIL #1 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 Edit: 3:47 FINLAND #1 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 Edit 2 4:01 it whould have been held in Tampere Finland as it has the biggest arena to hold the event. (FINLAND STILL MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅) EDIT 3: FINLAND #6 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @viz8732

    @viz8732

    2 ай бұрын

    ☠️☠️☠️☠️ calm down bud

  • @saje446

    @saje446

    2 ай бұрын

    @@viz8732 SUOMI PERKELEEEE FINLAND SISUA SAATANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🙌🙌🙌🙌💪💪💪🦾🦾💪

  • @TerminatorReus

    @TerminatorReus

    2 ай бұрын

    Rahhhbert Taylor

  • @Furnive

    @Furnive

    2 ай бұрын

    It's soo funny 😂

  • @aldrixalkemadus
    @aldrixalkemadus2 ай бұрын

    If you are dutch you know it is a fun song with emo lyrics

  • @matvocaat

    @matvocaat

    2 ай бұрын

    emo lyrics?

  • @aldrixalkemadus

    @aldrixalkemadus

    2 ай бұрын

    @matvocaat lyrics with a heavier meaning than it seams that's what I ment with emo

  • @JustK4Y1512

    @JustK4Y1512

    2 ай бұрын

    @@aldrixalkemadusare you kidding me?

  • @amberlandball

    @amberlandball

    Ай бұрын

    @@aldrixalkemadus hidden meaning lyrics emos wrong

  • @OMGICANTBELIEVEITSJUSTIN
    @OMGICANTBELIEVEITSJUSTIN2 ай бұрын

    JOOST KLEIN DROOM GROOT!!!!!! 1983! 12 POINTS TO THE NETHERLANDS!

  • @TTVisaac____gr

    @TTVisaac____gr

    2 ай бұрын

    😢

  • @consolabieta
    @consolabieta2 ай бұрын

    Came for Eurovision, stay for the Betis shirt

  • @cinderluna
    @cinderluna2 ай бұрын

    as a dutchie, im so so SO proud of Joost we finally chose an artist thats actually used to performing and is a big name! absolute banger

  • @sit-insforsithis1568

    @sit-insforsithis1568

    2 ай бұрын

    Anouk, waylon, Ilse de lange hadden allemaal ook ervaring

  • @ryszard8962

    @ryszard8962

    2 ай бұрын

    1983

  • @Annathroy

    @Annathroy

    2 ай бұрын

    I am so sorry Joost was disqualified... I am from Croatia and if we didnt win then Joost absolutely should have

  • @echoeurope
    @echoeurope2 ай бұрын

    Who's here after Joost Klein's disqualification? Honestly really sad.

  • @Feline-AimeeMijnheer

    @Feline-AimeeMijnheer

    2 ай бұрын

    He had a serious chance of winning. The EBU definitely did not make the right decision and we're going to let them know that, too! Anyways, Europapa and Joost will never be forgotten, it's still a banger of a song. I had a lot of fun seeing Joost perform on stage for the Netherlands. I do think this year's winner, Switzerland, has a very good song, and so has Croatia. Better luck next year for the Netherlands 🍀🤞

  • @ami8181

    @ami8181

    2 ай бұрын

    ESC is always filled with double standards. They banned non binary flags from the competition but a non binary artist won.

  • @lenaaaaaaaa78

    @lenaaaaaaaa78

    2 ай бұрын

    ik

  • @cedriccappelle2036

    @cedriccappelle2036

    Ай бұрын

    Deserved. Shouldn't even have gone to Eurovision, he doesn't sing... Also him acting like a **** in press conference. Lastly, we don't know what happened backstage, and neirher do we know the laws in Sweden so better be careful in foreign country

  • @dochka

    @dochka

    Ай бұрын

    @@cedriccappelle2036 i mean we definitely know what happened

  • @domiiinik4320
    @domiiinik43202 ай бұрын

    Megara is singing in Spanish, because they are Spanish group that just took part in San Marino's qualification for Eurovision

  • @luisshorts.

    @luisshorts.

    2 ай бұрын

    A lot of San Marino’s representatives are Italian, which I think could be surprising to non-Europeans, the only San Marino representative from San Marino I remember is Valentina Monetta, and she represented three years in a row

  • @JustK4Y1512

    @JustK4Y1512

    2 ай бұрын

    @@luisshorts.also in 2015 they sent 2 young Sanmarinese singers, and in 2008 they sent a band which was part Sanmarinese

  • @luisshorts.

    @luisshorts.

    2 ай бұрын

    @@JustK4Y1512 was the 2008 one Miodio?

  • @JustK4Y1512

    @JustK4Y1512

    2 ай бұрын

    @@luisshorts. yep (my 2008 winner btw)

  • @luisshorts.

    @luisshorts.

    2 ай бұрын

    @@JustK4Y1512 ok

  • @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625
    @bogdan-cristiantimofte56252 ай бұрын

    It's weird how you're not an Eurovision review youtube channel and somehow you make the best review videos on the subject!

  • @martimferreira3433
    @martimferreira34332 ай бұрын

    "Something about the italian language" Who's gonna tell him boys?

  • @PhoenixAura81

    @PhoenixAura81

    2 ай бұрын

    I just did.

  • @PapaCannoli

    @PapaCannoli

    2 ай бұрын

    yeah....

  • @zeleniatdq

    @zeleniatdq

    Ай бұрын

    But…they speak Italian..?

  • @martimferreira3433

    @martimferreira3433

    Ай бұрын

    @@zeleniatdq The song is in spanish

  • @PhoenixAura81

    @PhoenixAura81

    Ай бұрын

    @@zeleniatdq Italian is the official language of San Marino, but the band is from Spain and makes Spanish-language music.

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit2 ай бұрын

    I'm a Eurovision addict and it's amazing to see someone usually not focused on Eurovision make a ranking video ! These are the best, nothing overanalyzed, just "I love this, I don't like this,..." This being said it hurts to see Azerbaidjan and Slovenia so low on your list, but also finally someone who has this same awkward feeling about the Cyprus song !

  • @samppahaaramo3374
    @samppahaaramo33742 ай бұрын

    Very sorry to say this, but Finland is NOT an SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY. IT IS NORDIC. I can forgive you this once, but not again. Every single Finn will get mad if you call us Scandinavian, it is just in our blood. I even don't know why, but still DO NOT CALL US SCANDINAVIAN... THANK YOU.

  • @vignotum132

    @vignotum132

    2 ай бұрын

    Yup was gonna comment this as well

  • @haydaboss231

    @haydaboss231

    2 ай бұрын

    You could invade and take part of Norway then you could be part of Scandinavia

  • @lgrcen2008

    @lgrcen2008

    2 ай бұрын

    Compared to Denmark you actually have the Scandinavian Mountains in your country.

  • @RoBoDaN91

    @RoBoDaN91

    2 ай бұрын

    I consider Finland to be more so Norballs rather than Nordic the way I would consider Sweden or Norway to be, Denmark is Norsh*t though

  • @ThaGamingMisfit

    @ThaGamingMisfit

    2 ай бұрын

    I have bad news for you, it seems like all the rest of the world will call Finland Scandinavian. I honestly didn't know and I'll try to remember, but I gues somewhere this misconception has grown worldwide... I always thought all countries with that type of cross = Scandinavia.

  • @magnifecy
    @magnifecy2 ай бұрын

    please look up the meaning of Joost Klein's Europapa, because it has a deeper meaning than just happiness, it's about the death of his parents at a young age for more information, LOOK IT UP!!! and thank you for putting Joost Klein at the top of the list, he really deserves it after everything he's been through.

  • @jute3912

    @jute3912

    2 ай бұрын

    I recommend the video essay on Olly Alexander and Joost Klein by Overthinking Eurovision

  • @thatguywithoutadoubt

    @thatguywithoutadoubt

    Ай бұрын

    just add to the fact that he was disqualified for no reason... True trauma.

  • @joikgirl
    @joikgirl2 ай бұрын

    As an estonian- you did good🇪🇪lets hope we win AGAIN🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @ElCooler

    @ElCooler

    2 ай бұрын

    You got robbed

  • @joikgirl

    @joikgirl

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ElCooler we were done so dirty, fuck this Eurovision fr😃

  • @MemTMCR
    @MemTMCRАй бұрын

    Love how you placed the eventual last place and 1st place contestants in the right order but next to eachother

  • @rvgf3715
    @rvgf37152 ай бұрын

    As an Irish Eurovision fan this is the most hyped I've been for my country since 2011 and I feel that we have picked a great representative for us and no matter what happens I can be proud of my country this year and infootball terms it kinda like going from Sheffield United this season to Real Madrid. also during their second rehearsal they have makeup on them which had ancient Celtic writing which translates to Ceasefire.

  • @yessir6947

    @yessir6947

    2 ай бұрын

    How is that freak representative of us

  • @motionpictures6629

    @motionpictures6629

    2 ай бұрын

    80% of today's Jews are from the former Ottoman Empire, nobody who knows the history beliefs in the lie about settler colonialism.

  • @luisshorts.

    @luisshorts.

    2 ай бұрын

    @@yessir6947how is that boy band representative of you in 2023, just saying. I don’t see the ripoff version of the backstreet boys on Ireland

  • @Nadia1989

    @Nadia1989

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@yessir6947 that "freak" is the best representation you've ever had in years

  • @RoBoDaN91

    @RoBoDaN91

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@yessir6947their witchy theme gives me Morriggan vibes which gives me plenty of pride to have them represent Ireland. Comments like yours make me disappointed to have people like you be representative of Irish people.

  • @zezhram
    @zezhram2 ай бұрын

    Maqwell is really consistent with the jurgen klopp usage

  • @rufioh
    @rufioh2 ай бұрын

    Absolute tragedy that Joost Klein got disqualified. They took Cha Cha Cha from us last year, and this year Europapa. I wonder what banger will be screwed over in 2025

  • @iamaloserkid
    @iamaloserkid2 ай бұрын

    So happy to see another person love Europapa! I'm so proud of our submission this year and for Joost Klein it was a lifelong dream to perform at Eurovision. The reason the Netherlands is not number 1 in the odds is the jury. In the televote it might be 1st place, but the jury won't have it in the top 5 I expect.

  • @ryszard8962

    @ryszard8962

    2 ай бұрын

    1983

  • @thoubias

    @thoubias

    2 ай бұрын

    I felt sad when they excluded Joost Klein from the final. They said it was because of an incident in the backstage, and that probably was very serious incident as it lead to them getting excluded, but I am sad that the incident happened at all in the first place.

  • @Tris2000
    @Tris20002 ай бұрын

    20:45 There *has* been a song about Europe at Eurovision, "Insieme: 1992", with which Italy won in 1992, which celebrated the European Union and the fact that together (insieme) in 1992 we would be able to live and work (and love) in one another's country.

  • @dreamcastenjoyer-ds4xi

    @dreamcastenjoyer-ds4xi

    Ай бұрын

    Small correction: that song won in 1990

  • @MihoFroggySMP
    @MihoFroggySMP2 ай бұрын

    Please continue uploading this every year

  • @johnny11415

    @johnny11415

    2 ай бұрын

    I really like the slow ending, its quite unexpected I hope it isnt cut out to stay in the 3 minute limit.

  • @stefanrosu2708
    @stefanrosu27082 ай бұрын

    Will never forget the San Marino part 2

  • @DomenBremecXCVI
    @DomenBremecXCVI2 ай бұрын

    There were some Europe-related songs in Eurovision's past. The first one that comes to mind is the 1990 winner "Insieme: 1992" by Toto Cutugno. Very anthemic as well.

  • @ckncert

    @ckncert

    2 ай бұрын

    I was thinking of Euro Neuro as well from Montenegro

  • @ButIamAStick

    @ButIamAStick

    2 ай бұрын

    Spain 2002 "Europe is living a celebration"

  • @nicoleedelstein1303

    @nicoleedelstein1303

    2 ай бұрын

    wasn't there also a song called "we are the winners of eurovision"?

  • @dratopia7268
    @dratopia72682 ай бұрын

    San Marino's song is in Spanish :)))))

  • @KylieWilson
    @KylieWilson2 ай бұрын

    As a British fan who really likes our entry, whinging about our own song every year is basically a national sport lol

  • @wardje5195

    @wardje5195

    2 ай бұрын

    Interesting. I would say UK has the worst song this year

  • @ChronicTheHempHog-mf3nh

    @ChronicTheHempHog-mf3nh

    2 ай бұрын

    @@wardje5195you were right 😂

  • @maciejiYes

    @maciejiYes

    Ай бұрын

    We do the same in Poland😂😂😂

  • @localpie2435
    @localpie24352 ай бұрын

    The San Marinese song is in Spanish, Megara is a Spanish band and they have a pretty cool story - they competed in the Spanish selection last year and were rejected this year, didn’t make it through the semifinals at the San Marinese selection it got put through in a “second chance “ round, and then won the selection. Spain’s act, Nebulossa, competed in the San Marinese selection the previous year but didn’t make it past auditions. Crazy switch!

  • @teodorgiorgos3357

    @teodorgiorgos3357

    2 ай бұрын

    Samo su zamenili mesta i pobedili. ❤❤❤

  • @jds997
    @jds9972 ай бұрын

    bro no need to classify the video as "man with little music knowledge" because you don't classify your football content as "man with little football knowledge" you know us fans kind of just figure it out after a while

  • @IABITVpresents
    @IABITVpresents2 ай бұрын

    Lithuanian here - I, too, am awfully upset a pandemic took away our one chance of victory :'))) love that you see shades of "On Fire" in "Luktelk" haha! And your spot to Estonia warms my heart. 🫶 Excellent video ✨️

  • @norax3212

    @norax3212

    2 ай бұрын

    I actually thought it was Iceland s chance of winning 2020, but now I went to listen to “on fire” and yes it’s great and winning material. I love Luktelk as well, maybe my winner. Also appreciate Estonian as second here❤ greetings from 🇫🇮

  • @mr_marigold
    @mr_marigold2 ай бұрын

    Bro I just watched your 2023 version of your rankings yesterday and I was legit hoping you'd make another one.

  • @vjollila96
    @vjollila962 ай бұрын

    Croatia is like mix between käärijä and electric callboy

  • @magic8girl
    @magic8girl2 ай бұрын

    Oh Norway. I adored you. You did not need to come last…

  • @kiwisvideos0
    @kiwisvideos02 ай бұрын

    I really enjoyed your video last year and im glad you decided to do one this year. Nice ranking.

  • @Tris2000
    @Tris20002 ай бұрын

    In six hours' time I am off to Malmö for a week's Eurovision. Got tickets for all the three live shows, couldn't afford to get rehearsal tickets as well this year. We agree on a lot (Croatia, Austria, Switzerland, Estonia, UK) but way off with Azerbaijan which is my favourite!! The voice of the man with the moustache is beautifully haunting, and the song has a nice electronica beat to it which reminds me of my Buddha Bar chill-out remixes. Just makes me smile! I'll be looking forward to all 36 ;-) songs.

  • @powerviolentnightmare5026
    @powerviolentnightmare50262 ай бұрын

    That's gonna be the only content related to the ESC that I'll watch because I love seeing people rank music

  • @Flewisjr
    @Flewisjr2 ай бұрын

    Love you man, keep it up. You always gonna have a hardcore audiance. your personality make every topic funny

  • @aleskara
    @aleskara2 ай бұрын

    one small correction and one fun fact about san marino: -the song is actually in spanish since the band is from spain -loredana berté, italian singer who was very popular in the '90s, tried to represent san marino by participating in the contest (unfortunately she came second). why? because she wanted to go to sweden. to pay a visit to her ex husband. bjorn borg. yeah, the tennis player.

  • @tosiprooyykaakoo
    @tosiprooyykaakoo2 ай бұрын

    As a Finn I will never forgive the jury for 2023🤬

  • @thoubias

    @thoubias

    2 ай бұрын

    As a Finn I am kinda glad Sweden had to host the competition in the middle of this year's mess and not Finland.

  • @tosiprooyykaakoo

    @tosiprooyykaakoo

    2 ай бұрын

    @@thoubias honestly yeah😅

  • @alfredberggren5985

    @alfredberggren5985

    2 ай бұрын

    I’m from Sweden. I absolutley love Käärijäs music. But I wanted Sweden to win in 2023. Yes Ik it can be unfair bc We got so many points from the jurys. But the Jurys are the Og. Remember before when only jurys could vote in Eurovision.

  • @SchinkenForLife
    @SchinkenForLife2 ай бұрын

    Its the crossover I didn't know I needed it, but I want it! Edit: I am German and I hate how we always send the most boring songs. But there are rumours that Stefan Raab wants to produce the german selection next year. He is responsible for Lena and our win in 2010 and his entries always finish in the top 10. So let's pray

  • @akorussak
    @akorussak2 ай бұрын

    Seeing this after Eurovision, as an Estonian THANK YOU!!!

  • @rio55555

    @rio55555

    2 ай бұрын

    ELAGU EESTI! ME VÕIDAME JÄRGMINE AASTA

  • @oddsockedmatt
    @oddsockedmatt2 ай бұрын

    first time i listened to Croatia i fell in love, its very relatable to me. Also Ireland is amazing, the witchy themes, i'm very excited for live performance. Good ratings, i agree with most (except finland haha)

  • @susannemoseidbryhni9898

    @susannemoseidbryhni9898

    2 ай бұрын

    The live performance was amazing

  • @Kaapco
    @Kaapco2 ай бұрын

    man i love slovenias 2022 entry 😭

  • @jellyfrog2591

    @jellyfrog2591

    2 ай бұрын

    Omg same

  • @IsopodsLoveIt

    @IsopodsLoveIt

    2 ай бұрын

    I still listen to it to this day

  • @santorfo

    @santorfo

    2 ай бұрын

    15 points in the fucking semi is a CRIME

  • @Randomuploadschedule

    @Randomuploadschedule

    Ай бұрын

    UNDERRATED BUT MASSACRED HARD BY JURYVISION, ABOLISH THE FUCKING JURIES.

  • @IsopodsLoveIt

    @IsopodsLoveIt

    Ай бұрын

    @@Randomuploadschedule juries aren’t allowed to vote in the semi finals tho

  • @dstefaniuk5741
    @dstefaniuk57412 ай бұрын

    Yea I had europapa added to my playlist last week and finding out now that it’s in Eurovision 🤣

  • @kalin4419
    @kalin44192 ай бұрын

    LETS FUCKING GO(I'm a Macedonian and I'm devastated that we are too corrupt and broke to participate so i'm going to live vicariously through everyone else)

  • @tvuboji2828

    @tvuboji2828

    2 ай бұрын

    You have us, Croatia! 💥🇭🇷 If we win, I promise you will come back! As well as Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina! ❤️

  • @seventhea

    @seventhea

    2 ай бұрын

    Jdjbjskdhsj exactly the same from Slovakia, maybe one day we will meet there

  • @1516Medina
    @1516Medina2 ай бұрын

    great video, haven't watched any others from you so I don't know but nice work, and it surprises me watch someone from abroad (of Spain) with a Betis shirt haha. On the topic of songs about Europe itself, I would like to add that in the contest of 1990 for example, there were quite some songs because of the European Union treaties and stuff like that, but yeah, this topic could appear more than it currently does

  • @SerratedJoy
    @SerratedJoy2 ай бұрын

    I also have very little music knowledge and watching you give your opinions is just fun. I like the idea of Eurovision (we could never have something like that over here), the absolute theater of it all and the drama from corruption to just regional bias it always finds itself in is just great tv. I'll always remember Damiano David being incredible after winning for three things. No shirt, the liquor, and feet on the table. A modern day king.

  • @EnriqueBartulac
    @EnriqueBartulacАй бұрын

    Definitely an improvement of last year. As a Croatian who loves football though I can not deal with finishing on the podium but losing in the end anymore 😭😭😭

  • @eliskaneugebauer5338
    @eliskaneugebauer53382 ай бұрын

    Ranking timestamps: I was scrolling for ages but didn't find anyone who did this already 🙃 so if you found this here are all the timestamps 5:09 Cyprus 5:34 Azerbaijan 5:41 Iceland 5:57 Moldova 6:16 Germany 6:37 Albania (AOT joke appreciation 😂) 6:58 Slovenia 7:26 Australia 7:45 Malta 7:58 Czechia 8:19 Latvia 8:42 Portugal 9:01 Luxembourg 9:29 Ireland 10:18 Serbia 10:46 San Marino 11:02 Denmark 11:22 Poland 11:41 Spain 12:02 Sweden 12:46 Greece 13:16 Georgia 13:42 Belgium 14:10 Ukraine 14:36 Lithuania 14:58 Armenia 15:13 Norway 15:39 Switzerland 16:16 UK 16:50 Austria 17:15 Finland 17:46 Italy 18:13 France 18:50 Croatia 19:30 Estonia 20:33 Netherlands

  • @AsmaJama-so9kc

    @AsmaJama-so9kc

    2 ай бұрын

    Thanks

  • @erbi3853
    @erbi38532 ай бұрын

    Thank you for putting Estonia so high! They are my favourite this year and it always makes me sad to see them rank so low on other lists.

  • @SKROOTZY
    @SKROOTZY2 ай бұрын

    Love from Estonia! loved the attempt to pronounce the title

  • @octoo4157
    @octoo41572 ай бұрын

    Keep doing these every year, I love them !

  • @DetectiveMangoSauce
    @DetectiveMangoSauce2 ай бұрын

    I'm team Netherlands too. Slovenia way too low imo. Ireland are definitely one to watch, the rehearsal clips look sick. Also MEGARA are Spanish and the song is in Spanish. Literally anyone can enter the San Marino pre selection as long as you pay a fee, which in turn pays for San Marino's participation fees. Funnily enough, Nebulossa didn't even make the semis of San Marino a couple years ago, while Megara also completed in the Spanish pre selection last year. If you want more Eurovision, national final season is so fun and you end up with a playlist of bangers double the length of just the songs in the main competition.

  • @sartajhansi6127
    @sartajhansi61272 ай бұрын

    OMG LETS GOOO THE LONG AWAITED VIDEO

  • @akmalbasyhaazis
    @akmalbasyhaazis2 ай бұрын

    19:30 based Maxwell (btw your pronunciation of the song title is spot on)

  • @zackwatson6912
    @zackwatson69122 ай бұрын

    I’ve never watched EuroVision but I have watched every minute of last year’s video and this year’s video and you may yet convince me to watch one

  • @nikdouz
    @nikdouz2 ай бұрын

    We need a reaction to the eurovision final rankings and winner for sure !

  • @georgia4465
    @georgia44652 ай бұрын

    5miinust and Puuluup (Estonia) released an album together a couple weeks ago and it ABSOLUTELY SLAPS, stream Kannatused Ehk Külakiigel Pole Stopperit!!!

  • @Eritini.
    @Eritini.2 ай бұрын

    "for once they experimented (Ireland)" WE BROUGHT A TURKEY CALLED DUSTIN ONE TIME, IS THAT NOT EXPERIMENTING?

  • @lilianamoreira1326
    @lilianamoreira13262 ай бұрын

    "Soldi should have won"...well, welcome to the club!! He definitely should. But, again...in so many years the runner-up song should have been the winning ones. But unfortunately the world is not a fair place

  • @deprivalli
    @deprivalli2 ай бұрын

    had to click when i saw klopp and the funky noodlehead man together. once i didn't see finland and estonia below top 10, i knew you could be trusted. thank you, fellow football bro

  • @mikelatimer3738
    @mikelatimer37382 ай бұрын

    Nah I really gotta practice for my exams and then of course lord Maqwell had to bless us with posting this video...

  • @freddyvandam7544
    @freddyvandam75442 ай бұрын

    I have to correct you there, in 1980 Belgium had a song called Euro-vision by the band Telex.

  • @TrulyPointless
    @TrulyPointless2 ай бұрын

    please do this again, I love these

  • @oliviadaly6375
    @oliviadaly63752 ай бұрын

    megara, who is representing san marino, is a spanish band who the year before tried to win benidormfest (spanish national selection) but failed to make the cut also this year. so they said “fuck it” and tried applying for san marino and won it

  • @Starscall
    @Starscall2 ай бұрын

    .... I call Iceland's entry the "Weight Loss commercial" song not going to lie. My top songs are Greece, Switzerland, Armenia, and France. But honestly, I really like most of these songs. I haven't even looked into what most of the songs mean, or even watched all of the music videos. It's based entirely off of the songs themselves. As someone who's nonbinary, finding out that it's what Nemo's song is about? That... explains a lot honestly. Honestly, after finding out about the close ties between Luxembourg's song and the song a lot of us rank 37 and just don't acknowledge? I don't really want anything to do with it either, so it gets an automatic 35 from me. Would be 36, but that goes to Azerbaijan, because I honestly don't think they should even be allowed to participate personally given their actions in Armenia over the last several years. (I honestly listen to a playlist on spotify that just... fails to add them to this years eurovision playlist.)

  • @Grettss
    @Grettss2 ай бұрын

    San marino song is in spanish, not italian, cuz the band is from spain and they sing in spanish

  • @allikin75
    @allikin752 ай бұрын

    Love your commentary! (subbed!) Hate football, so I'm looking forward to other content. :D

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG182 ай бұрын

    10:57 song's in Spanish, but they did do the last chorus in Italian in honor of repping San Marino

  • @JustK4Y1512
    @JustK4Y15122 ай бұрын

    11:55 trust me, you don’t want to know what it looks like. Most uncomfortable staging I’ve ever seen. Also, I literally got Luna (Poland) as an ad on this video 💀

  • @YehoDrago
    @YehoDrago2 ай бұрын

    One year on and I also still share your rage over Finland not winning last year

  • @luma_rgv
    @luma_rgv2 ай бұрын

    Absolutly wonderfull video! Love from spain. Nice shirt BTW :D

  • @j_rlaub
    @j_rlaub2 ай бұрын

    Maqwell, even though I don't play FIFA, you always seem to pop up in my interests. What a surprise to find out you're a Eurofan. Hope you enjoy the final on Saturday! Also, Italy won in 1990 with a song about the European Union, so there has been a song other than Europapa about Europe Edit: My top 10 Italy Armenia Norway Estonia (top 4 is so close, I love this song too!) Finland San Marino Austria Netherlands Switzerland Australia (you hit it, 2016 nostalgia)

  • @johnny11415
    @johnny114152 ай бұрын

    I agree with most of your favorites, my favorite is Croatia, its fun catchy and they have never won so it would be nice. Estonia is very underated if they have a great staging I think the crowd will go wild. France could also be a big surprise there are very few ballads this year and his voice is stunning. I am Italian so of course I love Angelina too. Europapa is fun too but maybe it is 'too' Eurovisiony ??

  • @jrasy
    @jrasy2 ай бұрын

    funny that you compare Lithuania's The Roop 2020 and Silvester 2024, because The Roop also entered the national selection this year which of course Silvester won with a huuuuge margin. anyways great video and great music taste

  • @NeighbourVadim27
    @NeighbourVadim272 ай бұрын

    i was looking forward to this video a lot

  • @onidii
    @onidii2 ай бұрын

    What I'm getting from this is that you're probably saving seeing the stagings for the actual contest. There are currently 30 second rehearsal videos for all of the songs and the betting odds were highly influenced by them (Switzerland dropping from first and Ireland climbing to eight, etc.) I'm not sure if you decided to not talk about the lyrics and ending of Europapa on purpose, but in case you weren't - the song is actually dedicated to Joost's parents who died when he was young. In it he actually sings about traveling all over Europe, but still feeling pain wherever he goes. This is reminiscent of some of his other songs (Florida 2009, Papa en Mama) who also talk about his parents' death, but in comparison to them Europapa is about letting go of that trauma. That's why in the ending of the music video we can see all of his memories burning, as he's finally letting them go. And finally here's my top 10 this year: 1. Croatia 2. Netherlands 3. Switzerland 4. Lithuania 5. Estonia 6. Italy 7. France 8. Slovenia 9. Armenia 10. Greece (I'm also really salty about Estonia being so low in the betting odds)

  • @slenderpuppy2309
    @slenderpuppy23092 ай бұрын

    haha joost got disqualified, gotta love this competition definitely not political only music right

  • @iAvrilFan1
    @iAvrilFan12 ай бұрын

    Croatia needs to win Eurovision since they were robbed from winning World Cup in 2018

  • @TheOrian34

    @TheOrian34

    2 ай бұрын

    The robberies didn't stop this year...

  • @ArnaudKalimuendo-ch5wm
    @ArnaudKalimuendo-ch5wm2 ай бұрын

    i have been waiting, longing, seeking this

  • @jelmervanriet790
    @jelmervanriet7902 ай бұрын

    Love the eurovision stuff!

  • @Sharkbite650
    @Sharkbite6502 ай бұрын

    I'm very suprised Olly Alexander from Years & Years is in this competition.

  • @ignonito6130
    @ignonito61302 ай бұрын

    Maqwell San Marino is not singing Italian. It's Spanish.

  • @lthecatt9667
    @lthecatt96672 ай бұрын

    2:36 now you've opened the floodgates, and I need to know what you thought about Meet the Grahams

  • @kayvanderwal3041
    @kayvanderwal30412 ай бұрын

    Have waited for thisss

  • @thesevenmasks3362
    @thesevenmasks33622 ай бұрын

    MAQWELL I WAS WAITING FOR THIS YOUR VIDEO GOT ME HOOKED LAST YEAR AND IM IN TOO DEEP THIS YEAR IM SO READY

  • @dovesnbowties
    @dovesnbowties2 ай бұрын

    Sweden sending marcus and martinus is so iconic, every girl my age (including me) had the BIGGEST crush on them in like 2017. Haven't heard of them since but I'm so looking forwards to that.

  • @akmalbasyhaazis

    @akmalbasyhaazis

    2 ай бұрын

    fun fact: Marcus and Martinus played semi-profesional football in their country of birth Norway. Their club actually play against Bodø/Glimt (yes, the club that smashed Mourinho's AS Roma 6-1). They also played against Rosenborg B team where Maecus scored twice.

  • @dovesnbowties

    @dovesnbowties

    2 ай бұрын

    @@akmalbasyhaazis I have absolutely no idea what I will do with this information, but knowing it is cool.

  • @DomnulDarius
    @DomnulDarius2 ай бұрын

    Estonia’s song this year is so great and unique. I am glad you like it too as it’s soo underrated!

  • @antixx2142
    @antixx21422 ай бұрын

    18:07 Dardust is also the composer for Luxembourg's entry

  • @PapaCannoli
    @PapaCannoli2 ай бұрын

    Maqwell's ranking actually similar to mine!

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