Ulises is gonna beat Josh one of these days and he's gonna do it on his terms, because that way he fully earns it. My dude being the best example

@Maul3rX

Жыл бұрын

They will never let Ulises win. They are only choosing the restaurants they know they can beat. Notice how they wont go to actual fast food, or a restaurant that is close to where they film.

@ThyAsianMan

Жыл бұрын

No young person drives that slow. He’s just driving that slow, so Weissman has enough time to win.

@Lazarus3737

Жыл бұрын

@@ThyAsianMan The one day he speeds the police pull him over. Also, insurance companies love solid evidence to lower funding. Not a matter of age, just how smart you are.

@bobbylight6739

Жыл бұрын

@@Maul3rX that’s why Ethan’s series was a lot better. He actually lost once

@oregano2771

Жыл бұрын

ppl keep saying they're faking it but it doesnt really matter. People will still watch even if he loses and he still gives the value of cooking good food quick

“Fear is for people who are afraid to die” Josh: “I have fishy👉👈”

@meyouandsomesnacks

Жыл бұрын

🥺

@daanimeghoul6420

Жыл бұрын

UWU

@totogashloog2162

Жыл бұрын

Having no fear is for those who can't take care of themselves.

@LB0206

Жыл бұрын

3:01

I know Ulises winning would defeat the point of But Faster but he’s so determined you can’t help but root for him

@Optimusprime2.00

Жыл бұрын

what's bee roll? I hear it in every video

@trollymoo

Жыл бұрын

@@Optimusprime2.00B-roll which is basically just extra footage

Josh seems to live so far away from every kind of restaurant. No wonder he wins all the time 😂

@te8547e

Жыл бұрын

From what I gather Texas makes everything far away from everything so that they can build enormous amounts of highways

@mowgli6345

Жыл бұрын

Suburbs be like that

@Will_JJHP

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the USA, where we bulldozed walkable neighborhoods and made it so you need a car to get anywhere

@heatherneff1769

Жыл бұрын

Small price to pay for being out of the city nonsense… IJS 😉

@Ndasuunye

Жыл бұрын

that don't really matter bro. In the big city, it takes 45-50 min for delivery. Your best bet is to hope you live literally 2 blocks MAX away and are riding a bike.

Someone give Ulises a hug that man needs one 😂😂

@magic7253

Жыл бұрын

For sure

Keep driving safe king, ignore the haters. Also love your new Civic and the color! It says, "I want a nice car but I'm also responsible with my money" Quality machine, quality commentary and quality driving. Keep doin what you're doin!

@jessicatillray7957

Жыл бұрын

That’s a new Honda it’s not like it’s cheap 😂

@gearhead196

Жыл бұрын

@@jessicatillray7957 $25-30k for a new car that’s going to last you a long time isn’t bad in my book, considering the average new car is ~$45k now. Whatever the price is, as long as you’re shopping within your means right? Better than trying to flex a benz you can’t afford. That’s not a dish on Josh either, I know he’s got that sugar daddy money to pay for his AMG😂

@deswank3188

Жыл бұрын

you want a saddle for how hard you’re riding him rn?

@dlombana161

Жыл бұрын

I say if he beats Josh, Ulises gets a Type R as a company/sike personal car. How bout it Josh?

@somo1757

Жыл бұрын

safely

What do we want to see? A but faster, but with Joshua driving and Ulises cooking. That'd be sick.

@JackMcSomeone

Жыл бұрын

That actually would be pretty cool

@Sugarskulls_forever

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! This would be awesome😂

@ryangorski3746

Жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@pyrotechnologist1

Жыл бұрын

I could not handle hearing his voice for that long. Dude talks like a wannabe rapper, but he's a brace-faced white dude named Ulysses...

@RoxyGotMoxy.

Жыл бұрын

Where is Josh gonna drive that serves takeaway baked beans on toast though? 😋 just kidding Ulises, much love.

I was a sushi chef and this was funny to watch 😂 We totally hide the imperfect ones, just enjoy the roll and our attempts to make it look nice lol Try half a sheet next time ;)

@samevans4834

Жыл бұрын

As an avid sushi fan, it all eats the same xD Thank you for your service

@ZaddyLSU

Жыл бұрын

I’m also a sushi chef and do the same. Lol. Totally agree with what you’re saying. 😂 i always say” eh. There going to eat it anyways “

@LaraMesanza

Жыл бұрын

Hey I had. Question , how do you make sushi fish safe, do you just freeze it prior.? Can I just buy salmon in the supermarket freeze it and eat it raw ?

@zk1637

Жыл бұрын

@@LaraMesanza personally, for at-home sushi, I go to a local Asian market, look for "sushi grade" (frozen/unfrozen) fish, and use those fillets the day of or the next. They flash freeze it to low temperatures that my freezer can't reach. Also, salmon and mackerel tend to have higher rates than other fish (still a super small number, it's not common to get parasites). Consider the source too, IDK if I would trust Walmart Salmon for sushi. Restaurants just get the whole fish already frozen and keep it until use. If you try to freeze it yourself, it might not get cold enough to have the same effect, and slow freeze just ruins the fish (tastewise and texture). So, just look for previously frozen, "sushi grade" is the best bet. Good luck!

The rants by Ulises about the comment section was hilarious! Ulises nation rise up! Great job on the Sushi Josh! And I would also love to see a dessert But Faster.

Josh needs to have a sushi recipe in his next book called the “B-Roll”

@JackMcSomeone

Жыл бұрын

So it would basically be a filler recipe?

Leave Grandpa Ulises' driving alone! Houston drivers are insane; we need more Ulises on these streets! 😂

I've honestly just started to watch these so I can watch Ulises go off while driving. Makes my whole day.

Ulises feeling triggered this episode.... we appreciate you bro! ULISES NATION 4 LIFE!

@snesguy9176

Жыл бұрын

Ulises going off on commenters should be the new thing every episode

As someone who has been in multiple accidents due to unsafe drivers I appreciate you driving responsibly.

@ReignBeauofTerror

Жыл бұрын

This!

Josh: Puts fried onions and sesame seeds on a sushi roll. Also Josh: “Why does this taste like an everything bagel?”

Ulises setting the record straight in his own salty way is a mood

I want to see Josh make the food faster and clean up before Ulises gets back with the take out. We all know take out isn't about the food. It's about not having to clean. LOL

@adeergg

Жыл бұрын

on god. thats the only bad part about cooking. COOKING IS FUN. It's the cleaning, especially once you're all in food coma, you're tired from working all day, you ate the wrong gummies, you had a beer, like nah you're not trying to clean 40 different pans and bowls at that point. you just want to go to bed.

@owendyer6583

Жыл бұрын

Haha so true. Making the mess is the fun part

@HEDGEBATCAT

Жыл бұрын

@@adeergg I see you like to be uhhhh. (How do I put this?) STONED.

@Unknown-oc1kt

Жыл бұрын

@@adeergg clean while cooking bruh

@kalenamichele3114

Жыл бұрын

That’s actually very accurate. Yes!! I enjoy cooking. I hate the cleanup. That’s why I don’t cook often.

i would love to see a dessert based but faster 🧐

@Sawer

Жыл бұрын

That would be good!

@nixodine590

Жыл бұрын

Tiramisu

@txwicked1804

Жыл бұрын

You're cute ://

@potatopatch5202

Жыл бұрын

i read desert. imagining poor ulisus climbing over dunes in a sunhat while josh is dancing around the pit fire

@JustPineapple

Жыл бұрын

@@potatopatch5202 desert speedrun

The pure excitement in Josh's face when someone said "Sushi-roll" at the end 😆

Yall should have a second channel for the "But Fasters" where both shots ( Josh and Ulises) are shown at the same time and are not cut for time. I think that would be entertaining to see at what point Josh absolutely wins.

@organizerbmo

Жыл бұрын

For sure! tons of reaction channels have the 'timer reactions' or 'uncuts' so people can watch side by side. I legit pay $15/mk for 2 patreons to get that stuff. Having a backup channel with a lot of subscribers would also be beneficial in case KZread ever goes fucky wucky, or if y'all decide on a spin off channel (which every successful channel does). Would love to see a second channel about buying local ingredients, navigating farmers markets and whatnot, etc

@lejuanca

Жыл бұрын

Josh on his way to flip the trajectory of his entire business model because of this comment thread 🏃‍♂️

I feel like doing the dishes should be factored into the time, as that is one of the primary advantages of eating out.

@hybridpsycho

Жыл бұрын

Also the fact that you get ONE kind of Sushi rather than several different types with different fish and toppings.

@HomeWorkouts_LS

Жыл бұрын

You don't have a dishwasher? But I mean might as well count the grocery trip then too. Cooking at home would lose every time haha

@ArmoryMedia

Жыл бұрын

@@HomeWorkouts_LS Nope. Even then, a machine still takes time to rinse and load properly, which factors into a *speed* challenge.

@HomeWorkouts_LS

Жыл бұрын

@@ArmoryMedia Adds maybe 5 min but, yeah if you include everything he would lose everytime

“Fear is for people who are afraid to die.” And “I have fishy.” Are 2 of the best quotes in this vid tbh

@nicholasgallegos8960

Жыл бұрын

Juxtaposition

props to Ulises, man makes watching him drive in a car entertaining also LMFAO just heard josh say “we’re not gonna give this backshots”

I really enjoy watching Ulises. I love how he’s fully himself

At this point, Joshua Weissman might be one of KZread’s winning top chefs by default. His recipes are always a must-try. Regardless if you’re just a home chef or a pro chef at best, doing experiments in the kitchen are definitely worth the try.

Ulises, homie, you gotta ignore those people making fun of the way you talk and drive. Do what you gotta do and stay safe.

Great channel made quite a few things so far and have learned multiple new techniques. I'm a 11 years into the restaurant industry with over 5 concepts experience. An hour away from Houston. I frequently go to Houston to enjoy all the restaurants and their creativity. Uptown Sushi is one of the best places I've had yet. Do you have your own restaurant? Also one of my friends that recently passed spent sometime at the go-cart tracks with you, spoke very highly of you before we lost him.

Ulises is the star of this series 🤣❤️

So I have SEVERE food allergies. Like if I'm even near store bought bread it's a trip to the hospital for anaphylaxis. I am so incredibly grateful for this channel. I am finally able to make the foods I loved but couldn't have. Soy is in everything these days. You make it easy to succeed and that means the world to someone with severe health issues. Thank you all for the work you do. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Would love variety of popular sushi recipes that’s not rushed! Also, for those of us that don’t have a rice cooker or pressure cooker, just a good ole pot on a stove top!

@alig3841

Жыл бұрын

People always making excuses not to get a rice cooker, you can get one for $20

@joshuadmarion

Жыл бұрын

For rice in a pot I was taught to being it up to a boil, turn down the heat to around 3/10 with a lid for 15mins, then take off the heat with lid still on and let it rest for 15mins. You can try this method and adjust based on the end result you get since burners are always different

@Blunderbussy

Жыл бұрын

@@alig3841 why get a rice cooker when you can, you know, just cook it like a normal person? besides, not everybody has space on the kitchen to place more random shit nor time to clean it all

@gramathy999

Жыл бұрын

@@Blunderbussy Rice cookers (or at least instant pots which have more options) make consistently good rice with no extra steps. If you have an instant pot it'll also do a lot of other stuff like slow cooking etc. which frees up the stove/oven for more active cooking. I use mine for rice, hard/softboiled eggs, any kind of meat that needs a long, slow cook like a stew, lots of stuff. And rice cookers aren't always the size of joshua's, you can get tiny ones that only do a couple cups just for yourself.

@Blunderbussy

Жыл бұрын

@@gramathy999 But just... throw water in a pot, some rice and turn on the fire. I make consistently good rice with no extra steps, pretty much every single week?

I love sushi so I love this video! I especially love the avocado cutting tip, I will be doing that from now on. Earlier today actually I was cutting into an avocado and I started by cutting it in half and then pushing the knife into the pit. I have mildly hurt myself doing this before when the pit slips, but today I nearly sliced my finger off! I am so glad I watched this! If only I had watched it the day it came out 😅

Ulises I'm rooting for you!! You represent us, the common people. Only chefs can cook that fast without cuting their fingers off, we cannot do this stuff as fast.

THANK YOU for using the quartering method for avocados! The slam-the-knife-towards-your-hand method is one of my biggest cooking pet peeves. For extra safety, a basic dull table knife can cut an avocado just fine.

@spidersnsupercells7626

Жыл бұрын

For extra axtra safety, use a sharp knife

@Myusollo

Жыл бұрын

@@spidersnsupercells7626 While this does apply when using something like a chef's knife, when cutting an avocado, you can use a butter knife so dull it can't even scratch you. It'll still cut through the avocado just fine.

@spidersnsupercells7626

Жыл бұрын

@@Myusollo that's fair, but theres a big difference between a butter knife and a dull knife that's meant to be sharp. Sorry I thought you were talking about the second

@Myusollo

Жыл бұрын

@@spidersnsupercells7626 No worries! I see how my first comment could be unclear. A dull chef's knife would DEFINITELY be worse.

THANK U PAPA! ive been wanting to make sushi for ages

This is the earliest ive been to one of his vids (3 days) love your vids btw ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Loved seeing Josh ready to cry over having to half-ass the rice. Poor guy just wanted it perfect... Ulises yelling at me was nice, too.

I’m still waiting for Ulises to beat Josh one day 🤣

Literally made sushi two days ago and would have LOVED this then 😂

Good video. When I made sushi for a living, we would fan the rice while mixing it. It's a very nice touch on the wetting the barrel. Rice will stick to a dry barrel and ruin your day. It's important to make sure that the wood is just saturated with water enough for there to be no pooling water for the opposite reason though. As well as either storing it slightly damp if you plan on using daily, or fully dried so as to avoid warping the wood. For spicy tuna, you can also try to use a paste called youki if you can find it. Only a little though, as it has a strong taste. Nice technique on the avocados. It's what we would do. For applying rice to the sheets, it helps to place a mass of rice along the length at the top of the sheet, then roll it down to cover the entire sheet.

I love that Ulises gets some spotlight in these videos, very entertaining!

The sound effects in this is just as good as the commentary 😂

@meyouandsomesnacks

Жыл бұрын

Had me laughing the entire time

Papa joshua's cooking skills are just insane 👌

@quanshour8131

Жыл бұрын

One of a few sentences i can agree with.

Ulysses you are the man! Don’t ever give up or get discouraged. And nice new whip!

intro and timer are great additions

My favourite episode so far 😂 Also, Kendrick is the best, I love them so much

Once again crack me up, highly entertaining! Even if you weren't great at making delicious food, I would watch your channel 🤣🤣

love watching your content!!

Nice job Ulises. You da real MVP, keep it up! We appreciate you!

@wwbdisthename

Жыл бұрын

Rice cooking takes a bit tho. Great work all

It would have been hilarious if Josh finished his sushi and the camera pans over to the dinning table and the crew is already eating their take out sushi 😂

There was a period of time where I couldn't eat basically anything enjoyable, for about 9 months I couldn't have gluten, dairy, soy, milk, or most nuts. During this time your but better series is what got me through that time, and I watched some of your videos with my mom because I thought she would enjoy cooking videos, the only outcome of that is that she refers to you as "butt guy on youtube"

@heatherk8931

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@thefauxjackie

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Ulises: wining Joshua: chillin

haven't been here in a while and I am glad to be back !! what a fun video. I was glad to meet all the folks

I would like to see you make a whole MEAL on this series.

I didn't expect to get called out

@MonsieurGilbert

Жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@nosky9296

Жыл бұрын

lmao what did u say to him ?

@bobbybeal1806

Жыл бұрын

Came here looking for this

@catcontent

Жыл бұрын

Hahaaha

@faheem_ahmed.

Жыл бұрын

chad

Dope episode, thanks Josh

Ulises is FIRE. HEART AND SOUL OF THIS SERIES

I used to deliver pizza. I'm with Ulises - the food that is driven there in a SAFE and ORDERLY fashion is the best. It hasn't been knocked around, disrespected, or delayed due to a crash or being pulled over by law enforcement. Arrive Alive!!

Joshua should have a stand-up comedy show while he cooks.

Thanks for making my favorite video on my birthday Josh

Love these videos thank you

Guys, we've finally broken Ulysses...

Sushi, one of the worlds best foods in my opinion! ❤️

Neat concept for a video. Imma subscribe

Ulises is arguably my favorite part of this entire video lmaooo

Hey Josh, can you show us an apple cider recipe for the Fall? I had an ex girlfriend who had a family friend that made some off the chain apple cider but since she's... ya know... EX girlfriend, can't exactly get that any more so I'm wanting to make my own lol. A non-alcoholic version would be awesome. Pls and thank you papa

I am a proud member of the Ulises Nation. I root for him not gonna lie.

Always entertaining! Man, I now need to eat some sushi!

I just love these vids

I love the idea of this video series, that you can cook anything without leaving home... But then you need to go shopping for the ingredients, because you sure hell have no tuna waiting for you in the fridge.

Man your Sushi must’ve been… …on a Roll!

@magic7253

Жыл бұрын

Please stop

@brixenlang3207

Жыл бұрын

@@magic7253 ?

@magic7253

Жыл бұрын

@@brixenlang3207 What

this video is so fitting! i recently made a video of Kobe eating seaweed, and here we are with seaweed!

Josh's response to the off-camera "Sushi-roll" B-roll pun is everything

I do make sushi at home like once a year... but I will never agree that home made stresfull time consuming sushi is better than stress free enjoy delivery sushi.

I wanna make sushi at home bec I’m always craving sushi

I love the ranting from your driver, he's the best!

As a newcomer to this series, I think we need more Ulises

These but faster videos are neat, but it is really only faster if you already have the items.

I can’t imagine that they picked the closest sushi restaurant to order from… poor Ulises… I almost feel like they pick a place far away just so Josh can win all the time

@1014p

Жыл бұрын

I bet if we figured out where he shoots from. Well learn it is indeed 25 plus minute drive and likely a closer option.

Kendrick you’re the best. Always love seeing you! ❤️❤️❤️

I was waiting for this vid, lets go!!!

I’m officially ordering sushi for lunch. 🍣 🍱

@zach7976

Жыл бұрын

lmfao just make it. you have a great recipe

@thegodofpez

Жыл бұрын

@@zach7976 Not that easy, I can’t easily get these ingredients in small town USA. Plus, my local spot has incredible sushi.

Safety first, especially on the road! Think of it this way, you are saving time by NOT getting in an accident that would take a LOT more time than driving safely. For those who DO drive too slow, going too slow is not only another safety issue, it is also a way for getting a ticket for impeding traffic. I have known a few people who got tickets for going the speed limit for not keeping up with the flow of traffic and/or unsafe driving. I was actually with one of them when he got pulled over for this, but he just got a warning and told to take a side road and get off the interstate.

Love this episode! But I love Ulises more! WOOO! LET'S GO ULISES NATION!!

I fully support the homemade and premade mix when it comes to making your own food! Sometimes premade is just easier to bring that homemade in better and it saves time less stress and if its good than no issue!

They need to do a special were Ulises is the one cooking everything and Josh is the one picking it up

Fun fact about the avocado comment. 3 weeks ago I cut my finger to the bone pitting an avocado. First time I've ever cut myself doing it but the seed wasn't very hard and the knife just kept going.

love you best chef in the world coolest man I know

Ulises is truly the people’s champion.

Come on, leave Ulises alone. He's doing the best he can while trying not to get into trouble.

I mean putting together the sushi is easy lol it's all the prep work that needs to be done (and already been done prior filming the video) that takes up most of the time xD

Shoutout to Ulises for the kickass jersey he's sporting and for those mad safe driver skills!!!

Ulises I love you, I'm rooting for you ❤️

Joshua: Do your job Ulises: Yes boss, I'll drive 25mph, You'll always win.

haha what the heck happened to the b-roll? Is it because you ate up all of the sushi ROLL? 🤣😵‍💫😎

U cracks me up…but I love seeing josh win!

Editing level 💯

Hey, Josh. I want a hibachi chicken entrée, my wife wants a club sandwich, and my kids want nugget happy meals. Make that, But Faster. 😉

I came to the comments to look for airbender0069 lol

Ulises do not let them get to you. You are doing a wonderful job.

PAPA! Thank you for showing the world this proper avocado technique.