Properly designed "toys" are waaay more affordable than ER visits!

@dynamicworlds1

2 жыл бұрын

Even the expensive ones! Hell, the budget options are probably cheaper than the carrots in the long run. Always use the right tool for the job, even if that job is fucking yourself. 😉

@amandas.6500

2 жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 Your comment made me laugh so hard! 👍

@adorabell4253

2 жыл бұрын

Only in America

@suja605

2 жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 haha yes.

@updownstate

2 жыл бұрын

And they don't go limp in the fridge.

I kinda want to see the conversation with Gary and see how he’s doing during all this. This was really wholesome, and I really enjoy watching these kinds of skits

@Syndilouwho

2 жыл бұрын

Watch Gary is an old dude

@bakugoizuku2651

2 жыл бұрын

@@Syndilouwho they said his 15 tho but I would be laughing at that tho so wether it happens or not I'm gonna die of laughter

@rachaelleann9847

2 жыл бұрын

Right lol part 2

@darky7466

2 жыл бұрын

dude same

@kimberlykusiak2526

2 жыл бұрын

I love you AUSTIN

Austin is my hero. He's such a good, helpful guy. He was the perfect one to take care of that patient. ❤ Steve, you're awesome.

@tenderprecious

2 жыл бұрын

The absolute sweetest

@Raemae1121

2 жыл бұрын

He’s exact opposite of me I would’ve laughed so hard it wouldn’t even be real😶

@chrismel9142

2 жыл бұрын

Mel: Yes, I love Austin. He's such a sweetie. It's terrible but I think of them all as separate people. Steve is a great actor

@tenderprecious

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrismel9142 its not terrible, I do 🤗 I think thats the point, 3 Characters with Different Styles & Personalities & Lives and Its The Best ❤

@samanthaamarathunga

2 жыл бұрын

Must protect Austin at all costs! ❤️

Brilliantly done. An uncomfortable subject handled with professionalism and empathy, health care providers are rock stars with this!

@chrismel9142

2 жыл бұрын

Mel: Yes, I think this one will help some people.

@kittykat65

2 жыл бұрын

My mom years ago called me to tell me my grandmother her mom told her that it hurts when granddad & her have sex. If course my first thoughts were I hope I'm still able to be that active like my grandparents when I get that age. Then I proceeded to tell my mom about what they (my grandparents) And I explained about lube and my mom became quite I could hear crickets and I remember who I was talking to so I just said they should just tell the doctor. The next time I saw them I gave my grandma a present and told her where they could go to get more. My mom was shocked that they were still active I was jealous.

@rwilf7242

2 жыл бұрын

@@kittykat65 how old were your grandparents at the time?

@catreader9733

4 ай бұрын

​​@@kittykat65I hope this is all true, because you did something unusually forthright and compassionate.

Austin with the facts and the mom being willing to help her kid be safe is amazing i love this skit

@kawaibakaneko

11 ай бұрын

Yeah it's weirdly wholesome

Austin is my freaking hero, easily stating the facts that no mama really wants to hear and saying "proper dildo" without being pretentious and generally being amazing. Steve, you are fan damn tastic!

@charlistubbs5525

5 ай бұрын

Were Austin real and married his spouse would be one very lucky person.

Usually it wouldn't be my first time hearing it when someone advocates for a counter intuitive solution for a problem, but this was the first time I heard this advice told to parents and it honestly makes a lot of sense the more you think about it. Thank you for this, I really feel like I've learned something important today.

@janicetribbiani7535

2 жыл бұрын

Right? Gotta save dinner. Let carrots go in the top, come out the bottom.

@bills9346

2 жыл бұрын

@@janicetribbiani7535 💀

@vanessinunya5274

2 жыл бұрын

@@janicetribbiani7535 XD

@hatake1990

2 жыл бұрын

Yep! It's definitely not a counter intuitive solution.

@rwilf7242

2 жыл бұрын

@@janicetribbiani7535 🤣🤣

I was a campus medical first responder and peer health educator in college, and honestly if every kid had had a nurse like this at 15 my job would have been so much easier

@sharroon7574

Жыл бұрын

This happened a lot?

@aurograce2983

Жыл бұрын

Those poor carrots!

@Nururoo

10 ай бұрын

​@@sharroon7574I'd imagine so. For a lot of kids that's their first time ever being away from their parents and they tend to.. "let loose" pretty hard 😂

Steve, was NOT expecting this - Amazing, ready to laugh, and I cried! Austin being so kind to a Mother who is afraid! - To ALL GREAT Hospital Staff, for all you see, hear, deal with - You guys/gals are amazing!

@carriejames9018

2 жыл бұрын

That made me cry too ☺️🥲😄

The torn glove got me 🤣 Dude you gotta triple glove with the last one as a different color so you know when it's time to relayer.

@ingothitrust5248

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, mind blown.......and I've been doing this 10 years. I've just been keeping count how many layers i use when I clean up code browns or really messy patients.

@kavigorana

Жыл бұрын

that is so intelligent 🤯

Good on Austin for helping that mom out. He’s such a kind hearted and gentle nurse.😊

Oh my heart Austin is too precious. If only more people were like him cause he is really saving lives and truly cares. I don't know why there is so much taboo about sex and orientation. Like there is nearly 8 billion people on this planet and there's only one way we all got here

@Ikajo

2 жыл бұрын

Men doesn't even have to be gay to enjoy anal stimulation. We put too much emphasis on things that are unrelated to attraction. I'm saying this as a bi woman who reached 30 still a solo player.

@waywardgoddess7219

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ikajoright! Like I always find it interesting that a lot of straight men love the idea of anal with a woman but they shut down when I joke with them and say things like you first. Now I understand some people are genuinely not attracted to their same gender, but like you said, there isn't anything wrong with experimenting with their own bodies or even another man and moreso an asshole has the same function no matter what gender it happens to be on. Like why is it all so hot when a woman has that cliché trist with that one girl in college and lesbian porn isn't taboo but put men in those scenarios and all the sudden it's taboo af. Toxic masculinity and the idea that feminine = being weak is way too rampant

@dewolf123

3 ай бұрын

​@Ikajo I think they would bi curious to say the least. It wouldn't make sense for a straight man to be into ass stuff unless he's in the closet or again exploring bi curiousity

I wish the world could just move past being embarrassed to talk about sex and sexuality. It's natural, no reason to be ashamed. If we had proper education about it there would be a lot fewer accidents and "accidents" going around. Thanks for the video Steveioe.

@lynnwilhoite6194

2 жыл бұрын

Did you mean to say ‘wouldn’t’ be lots of accidents?

@vladspellbinder

2 жыл бұрын

@@lynnwilhoite6194 I've since edited my comment. That "of" was meant to be "fewer" and I'm not sure how I made that typo.

@vladspellbinder

2 жыл бұрын

@Joshua N. Yeah, a lot of the school system is going backwards with this stuff. Florida's "Don't Say Gay" idiocy was the most latest I heard about. Doesn't surprise me other states are being just as dumb.

@blubblubidk

2 жыл бұрын

@@SarahConnor562 yeah. I've never liked the whole "the parents should teach that" because the thing is, not everyone has good parents, or available parents, and since every kid goes to school putting it in school makes the most sense. In my opinion at least.

@1970Mom

2 жыл бұрын

@@SarahConnor562 The Florida bill is actually vague & gives way to many potential lawsuits. Kinderish age classes often have the students draw pictures of their family. The teacher wouldn't be allowed to interact/discuss with the child drawing a picture of 2 same gender parents. Show & tell stories involve let's say what the students did over the weekend/holiday break. No interaction/elaboration can occur in that scenario either. Actually, by discussing that the student has mother/father parents is in itself describing heterosexuality. Homo/trans phobic AHoles don't even realise what they are actually doing with that bill. AND a new legislation in Louisiana is trying to do the same but broadening it to K-8th. That's BEYOND rediculous. All the phobes are "outting" themselves.

Bruh tackling a much needed topic that probably nobody else wants to. Great job

There was a massive argument on Reddit a few years ago about parents providing sex toys to their underage children. The vast majority of people were of the opinion that it's as bad as pedophilia. Personally, I feel like it's safer to provide a product designed for those types of activities rather than leaving things up to the imagination of horny adolescents who commonly resort to using random household items instead.

@JP2GiannaT

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, that kinda sounds like being the "cool" mom that serves alcohol to me. And what kid is going to say he/she wants those anyway? Even kids who do aren't usually going to talk to mom about it. Which leaves parents assuming their kids ARE doing this stuff and buying it, which in turn leads the kids to believe they're expected to do it, even if the thought hadn't occurred to them by that point. You're not allowing for preferences at that point, you're shaping them. And that gets into some shady territory fast. I do think talking to your kids about sexuality is important, but I'm not sure enabling certain behaviors is a good idea.

@redblasphemy9204

Жыл бұрын

@@JP2GiannaT ok so what is wrong with using a dildo, you say "enabling certain behaviours" like it's as bad as shoplifting

@jillr3918

Жыл бұрын

The comedian Kelsey Cook found out about a latex allergy using a household object. You maybe don't have to buy the item to make sure your kid knows to save up for one and not just use whatever they find around. Plus it's safe sex and getting to know yourself which are both good for young people

@taveren1466

Жыл бұрын

@@JP2GiannaT If I approach my kids with the willingness to discuss any of their interests in the wide spectrum of typical sexual interests and how to do them safely while you approach them by trying to restrict their knowledge about things you find objectionable, which one of us is really shaping their preferences? We all know how "shady" that is!

@zoebear1992

Жыл бұрын

Yes totally agree 👍💯

As a janitor, the ending hit home.

@sergiodelburquevelasquez5666

2 жыл бұрын

@Max Mullets thanks mate.

@stevej6824

2 жыл бұрын

@@sergiodelburquevelasquez5666 Respect to you my friend. Most people don’t realize some of the crazy stuff janitors and custodians have to deal with.

@sergiodelburquevelasquez5666

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevej6824 bro, it amazes me how gross some adults are.

@stevej6824

2 жыл бұрын

@@sergiodelburquevelasquez5666 Oh I used to see it all the time when I used to have a Facilities Maintenance job. Makes you wonder what their home looks like 🤢

@sergiodelburquevelasquez5666

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevej6824 I think that on a daily basis.

Isn’t it amazing how something goes from hilarious to touching to educational. Austen is a gem.

“I love triage!” Still so positive, Austin. ^^

Great skit! A subject matter that is kinda funny from a certain point of view, but handled with actual compassion. It's rare to be surprised like this, especially in this medium. You're a talented writer and actor. Funny ending, great work.

Austin is so wholesome! Also, Adam & Eve should sponsor you with this kind of content...

@jennyfinney4292

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 😂 your on to something here!

@sebastianriz4703

Жыл бұрын

Better idea: bad dragon

@Piankhi_the_Greater

7 ай бұрын

​@sebastianriz4703 No, Creature Cocks.

It's amazing how well you portray each different character. It's so believable. I love your stuff man.♥️

Ben is the true MVP tho; losing that roshambo like a champ and cleaning all that poo with a torn glove! 🤣

I saw the title, and I was like, “Oh this is absolutely gonna be butt stuff.” Lovely PSA from Austin!

I like when hospitals have staff like this, growing up in the age of more people accepting who they are but not enough people accepting THEM for who they are, it was difficult to be told my desires and needs were wrong and dirty and shouldn't be talked about let alone worked out, but I did get to see more and more people finally being who they are, inside and out, without feeling like they have to hide.

@1970Mom

2 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

The way they play a game to decide who does the work no one wants to imagine the conversation this lady must be having lol 🤣🤣

I'm an ED social worker and this is an amazing video! Nonjudgemental, kind and humourous. I love your work but this really touched me. ❤

I never know what I'm going to get with you anymore. Most of the time you make me laugh, other times you punch me in the feels.

@carriejames9018

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, I know, right??

I think you are a great comedian, writer and actor! Wishing you all the success you desire.

@sharonwolfe5210

2 жыл бұрын

VERY well said!

Ben, double gloving is a rule when you're dealing with poop. LOL

“Gary go take a shower, dinner will be ready in an hour.” It rhymes

@billyshithead3139

Жыл бұрын

But(t) don't use that carrot to deflower! Those ER bills leave me feeling dour ☹️

Why was this so wholesome some how

@high62609

2 жыл бұрын

Dildos + wholesome...🤣❤

Why did this make me emotional??! Damnit!! I hope every parent gets treated with this kind of education and empathy ❤

Steve, you’re literally like KZread’s favorite nurse. I know you quit your normal nursing job to do your KZread channel full time but now you’re educating and assisting the world with your nursing degree one skit at a time. That degree is definitely not going to waste. Instead of helping one patient at a time your skits are reaching over 200 thousand people! And this is only the beginning!

@Queina1

7 ай бұрын

The funny thing is, he never was a nurse, he was just an ER tech.

What a kind, compassionate way to handle this. Thanks from this nurse!

You're adding to your usual skits Steve! Well done! You're so widely watched that maybe the kids who need to see this will get the chance. If not, maybe the parents. Normalizing everything helps everyone. Sharing information is key. You do a great job with your characters - how do you keep them apart so well? I think Hollywood will be missing out if they don't make a part for you because you're a great actor!

Dude, usually, I cringe at a man trying to play as a female but you almost made me shed a tear we need more of these longer wholesom videos

@MothCreature13

2 жыл бұрын

Its because they usually act it out really poorly and think it's funny to throw a towel or a cheap wig on their head. Also a really bad falsetto is usually used.

@xyz7572

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because he acted like she was a fellow human. Dudes who try to imitate women often do such a caricature of derogatory stereotypes that even the most hardwired misogynists cringe.

@vickyyounghensley1269

2 ай бұрын

Steve is an amazing actor AND an amazing compassionate human being 😂 Not to mention funny. But he knows when not to be. I love how many of the comments mention how good a nurse Austin is.. Austin, Rich, Ben.... they're All Steve. But all real too.

I wish these skits were longer, or at least a continuation of each other. I get invested in the characters and want to know what happens next.

As a homeless person don't get mad if we crap ourselves. Our diet is REALLY bad and when you're so hungry you'll eat anything it doesn't work out at all. I've gotten sick like that a few times and it sucks just as much for us as it does anyone who has to clean it up.😔 Now if I haven't eaten in days they only thing I'll eat is hardboiled eggs and or cheese. Don't know how healthy that is but it stops me up fast so I don't have any accidents.

@makmcdermott

2 жыл бұрын

*hugs* Please stay safe out there!

@lynnwilhoite6194

2 жыл бұрын

Wishing you the very best. 💜

@MynicknameisViolet

2 жыл бұрын

I wish stores would give away the food they throw out. So many homeless people need proper food

"Do you have one?" Made me lol Honestly this was a good video. I am curious how Rich or Ben would have handled it. Austin was a much better choice for it.

Wow Austin is so humble and caring person I love him so much

You do PSA's so well, someone should be paying you for it, besides yt. This one was straight up the best way to inform that mother. I just wish more mothers were like that.

This for sure happens. If they don’t have these conversations when they’re young, we end up with full on adults in there for the same reason.

@rccook4651

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and with possibly more physical, mental and emtional damage to go with it.

lol the unintentional rhyme at the beginning

@geminievil

2 жыл бұрын

IKR? I love it

Good job. Get something that works properly. Also if it's too small and can still get "sucked in" put a string on it.

@sashimicat9105

2 жыл бұрын

Why am I now hearing Beyoncé singing "If you want it then you'd better put a string on it"?

@luvfunstuff2

2 жыл бұрын

@@sashimicat9105 Omg! You're bringing me to tears I'm laughing so hard! I'll never hear that song right again!

@1970Mom

2 жыл бұрын

Proper anal sex toys have a flanged/large base to prevent it from getting naturally retracted into the rectum. The enlarged base keeps it from passing the anus.

@sebastianriz4703

Жыл бұрын

Relying on strings are a terrible idea. Yout butthole is pretty strong. Strings, unless you are using diamond braided paracord or something rediculous, will snap. Just get the right tool for the job. Your butthole doesnt like it when you improvise solutions. They will bite you in the ass.

Important content presented with humor and compassion. Great job Steveioe.

I love Austin !!!!!! Amazing ! ER doc tor here have seen many of these NO carrot yet... Stay safe all !!!

This was beautifully done! Great job handling such an awkward conversation, Austin/Steve. Topics like these can be so hard to cover, especially with somebody's parents, but this was done with compassion and grace. 🥰

Lol. Do you have one? I died

@1970Mom

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was actually going to say he did 😂

Austin is a an Amazing nurse. I have learned more about how to be more compassionate with my patients in delicate situations than through any ceu I've ever had to take. Thanks Steve! I always look forward to your vids.

This is one of MANY reasons I always wanted to become a doctor. So people would be more comfortable, educated and met with kindness, patience and understanding. Patients.... but also when I would hold any lectures for colleagues or just chat, I bet I'd bring this up, being kind gets everyone far. 😌💙

All I can say is that it is good that it was Austin who spoke with mom, and so gentle and understanding and professional. A really excellent post

I definitely did not see the end coming 😂

@oevilone

2 жыл бұрын

Literally

@patti6194

2 жыл бұрын

Neither did that carrot.

@stevej6824

2 жыл бұрын

🥕 💩 😂

Thanks for bringing attention to this in a straightforward and compassionate way. I could easily see sending this to someone who is struggling to discuss the topic of toys, and having it be a way to start the conversation. You're awesome, and Austin is a sweetheart!

This was so awesome! I did not see the wholesomeness coming from this one! It actually made me tear up. It's true about them growing up so fast, and it's really difficult as a mother to have these kind of conversations with your "baby".

Here is a sex toy website son. Here is my credit card. Keep it under $100, now we will never speak of this again.

Without a base, without a trace. If it doesn't have a flare, don't put it up there 🤣

Perfect balance of hilariously accurate healthcare humor & actually valuable education (for parents & patients AND for nurses who need a reminder to be empathetic & kind). 👍👍♥️👍👍

I absolutely love that you did a funny video as a way to give a very helpful safety tip for people who may be experiencing the same thing all in a non judgemental way.

If you can bring your son to the hospital multiple times for it, I’m sure you can talk to him about it lol

This is Soo great. I really feel for this Mom, as well as the son Gary and the poor person in the ambulance who had the accident. I wish it weren't true that the E.R. nurses were playing rock, paper , scissors to get out of a messy job but I also understand it. ALWAYS bring another uniform and a lot of patience.

Austin is 👍👍👍🥰. Its actually really smart, to have that talk with the parent. Cuz, let's say Austin only talks to the boy. & The boy might not have $$ to go buy a proper toy, or would be embarrassed to get it thru Amazon. It would just result in more continued foreign objects being stuck. But if the parent gets a proper "toy" for him and just places it in his room, wholla! 👍

Love how he's always doing funny, irreverent, sarcastic skits, then he hits home with serious subject. Love his Austin character's so empathetic, despite Ben & Rich's hazing! Really great advice, too. Right on the money!

Austin is fantastic. He always says what needs to be said, very kindly. I'm glad the mom was willing to hear him out. Ben has been doing this long enough that he should know when double glove.

So wholesome. I love seeing Austin and the others helping people

If only parents had open communication with their children. Don't let your embarrassment get in the way of your child's safety.

This was super cool. I'm sure there are parents that needed that, good job

if anything bad ever happens to austin, i’ll riot🥺austin is a precious bean

I was studying to be a paramedic. Anyways they taught us how to be professional for these types of situations. However, the guy who was teaching the class was hilarious. He work in the er on a air force base. Said he had a patient that "accidentally" sat on a bomb shell. They had the evacuate the area and called the bomb squad to disarm it. I never laughed so hard in my life. Great job to the medical world at being professional for these types of "accidents." He said they had to take turns helping him when they thought they were going to crack up laughing

Austin is such a sweetheart. I love that character

I really like Austin's way of talking and his voice , its so cute and gentle 😌

I just love Austin! He’s so sweet and kind ❤ he’s what more health care professionals should strive to be. ❤️‍🩹

I had an adult male patient who ended up losing his penis (it had to be surgically removed due to necrosis) because he used a large metal key ring as a co*k ring. It became stuck and he waited too long to come to the ER. This was 20 plus years ago and while there was an “adult book store” in town, it wasn’t a common subject people discussed. I always felt so terrible for this man. Had he used a regular adult item. He may still have his penis

When I was a teenager back in the 1960's, my aunt (an ER RN) told me a similar story about a Coke bottle. Yes, back in the dark ages, Coca-Cola did come in glass bottles. They had to break the bottle to release the suction. 😳

@monedameow

Жыл бұрын

OMG 😱😱😱

whether it's toys, vector spaces, or music - always make sure it has a base

I like these longer skits. They're very humanizing and make for good scripts if the need arises.

Love these. As a retired medical professional who worked for years in a level 1 hospital, we had lots of trauma patients in addition to the walk ins. Some of the patients were such pains. The trauma patients rarely said much of anything after they got pain relief.

Austin is such a nice nurse. It’s nice how he helps anyone in any situation.

I love how you turned this potentially hilarious topic into something meaningful that we can learn from. 💙

Kudos to Austin cuz I'd want him as my nurse any day. Kudos to the mom for putting her son's safety over social appropriateness. Kudos to Steve for making amazing gahdang shorts.

My heart went out to Gary’s mum. Austin handled that convo with such empathy. Also, what a perfect end to the story!

I adore these skits. Also, it's amazing that it's just one person doing all these

"Did you have them?" 😂🤣 I had a mother brought in her daughter to check if she was still a virgin, after her dad followed her when she lied and was visiting her boyfriend and he found out that they were having sex. And the mother asked me "Would you allow your daughter to have sex before marriage?!" And I wasn't even married at that time and was like "What". She didn't even apologize for that question.

Thanks for the daring honesty, so refreshing for folks to know we are normal!

Austin is my hero! So understanding.

I love how Austin is so nice and understanding about everything 💕 no matter what the situation. I'd love to see a tv show with all his characters, a medical drama that's actually good lol

Austin is a lifesaver ❤️

Austin is soooo sweet and helpful 🥰. His voice and demeanor is soooo soothing.

really glad to see how your channel has grown! you are touching on subjects that are relevant. you were made to not only be an entertainer but an educator!

I guess Gary will be pretty happy....Thanks to Austin..what a lovely guy. Need Part 2 !

*as the banjo quartet plays behind me* in Tennessee Austin would get fired.

Fun fact Mr. Steve. Before I started working in geriatrics, I handled medical assistance for a couple years. And yes, one of the hospital admissions we were asked to pay for was "large foreign object in rectum." It was one of those pink vibrators that were sold as "massagers" back then. And of course it was in the "on" position. According to my contact at the hospital, the ER staff just parked him until the battery ran down (WHEE!) then gave him a serious laxative and he expelled it.

I love Austin! He is such a sweetheart of a nurse!!!!

This is so surprisingly wholesome 😂😭

Ha lol love it! When are you going to do a uk tour? Scotland needs you!

It's all about education in the proper way. You may not like it or understand it....but it's better to keep our kids safe. Good message and I love Austin. Perfect person to deliver the message 😁

I was not expecting this to get real.

It never ceases to amaze me how accepting I am that these are all distinctly different people esp Ben, Rich and Austin. I feel like I know each of them and I'm happy when I get to see these snippets of their lives. (See? I did it again!) ☺

God I wish I could talk to my parents about this because I can’t get anything like this myself but that would be way to awkward and they definitely wouldn’t understand.

@stevej6824

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe talk to a close friend first. And you never know about the parent thing. Not sure of your gender but try and talk to whichever parent you think would understand better first. Just my input 👍

@1970Mom

2 жыл бұрын

You don't state your age, but please, seek reliable, safe, factual information related to sex education. Your local plannedparenthood can help you with information to any of your questions. As a young person, the price of genuine sex toys may be pricey, but the safe use of genuine sex toys is far more important than risking complications from using improvised items. Be safe❤

"do you have one?" xD I was suffering along the mom but this I wasn't expecting and I burst out laughing 😆😆 great one

This is my favorite one❣️ By the way, your eyebrows are enormous!