"Give a man a fire - he's warm for a day, set a man on fire - he's warm for his lifetime" - all time best quote for job! 😂

@carolgibson-wilson4354

2 жыл бұрын

🔥 come on baby light my fire.

@jeaniehorton5964

2 жыл бұрын

Set a man on fire and he gets 3rd degree burns and you go to jail…….

@roguesoup8841

2 жыл бұрын

It's a Terry Pratchett quote. The author has a lot of good ones.

@morningsun6410

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeaniehorton5964 if he survives tho

@sacredweeds

2 жыл бұрын

I think I read that in a Terry Pratchett novel too. Love Disk World seiries!

I love Austin...I can't help it...his character is just so sweet...hard to believe they are all Steve..nicely done man😎

@janicedykes-bouchillonhart1944

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@ellemariec

Жыл бұрын

I was just wondering like when && why he changed Austin's character. 🤔 Have you been watching long enough to know?

@michellemorgan3667

Жыл бұрын

Legit thought Steve had triplets for way too long 😂😂

@florencepierce1864

8 ай бұрын

Yes, me too! So many times I have to remind myself ... ohhhh, yeah, it's all him!👍

@florencepierce1864

8 ай бұрын

​@@ellemariec I think it's just Austin settling into the job, being less naive/becoming more savvy - and now it's harder for the others to prank him, too! 😂👍

"Nobody wants to spend their weekend seeing a doctor. They'll put everything off until Monday. All those patients that should have been here on the weekend get stacked onto Mondays. Then Monday rolls around, and it's a shit-show." I feel this one in my BONES. This applies to veterinary medicine, too lol

@cheeto.burrito

2 жыл бұрын

Man I wish vets were actually *open* on the weekends.

@ariluz6389

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheeto.burrito a lot of us are, at least for the emergencies

@mimiprays8288

Жыл бұрын

They only come in at 2-3am on weekends..

@kittykatshinobi

Жыл бұрын

It applies to anything medical tbh.

@anoniukas

Жыл бұрын

In my country, actually, there's a quite different story: many patients with not emergency cases goes to ER on weekends, because they doesn't want to wait for monday to contact their doctor (and some of them doesn't care about having to pay for a medical help in not emergency case, even though they wouldn't need to pay if they went to their doctor) and many vet clinics are even closed for nights and weekends.

I'm a Austin fan , his character makes me laugh .

@teshgsgsh1791

2 жыл бұрын

Ben

@sedonarose7563

2 жыл бұрын

Austin is my fave!!

@Black-fz6mr

2 жыл бұрын

He is so nice and caring and naive

@jasandmilo6463

Жыл бұрын

Same

@jasandmilo6463

Жыл бұрын

@@sedonarose7563 same

I'm currently in the ER and feeling crappy, but these are making me laugh. Thank you.

@heiditpwk

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no. Why are you in the ER?

@GhostBear3067

Жыл бұрын

Did you show then to the nurse?

@movingforward2570

6 ай бұрын

Make sure you ask for Austin

With how he personifies his characters, I have the feeling they're real people

@judyk7499

2 жыл бұрын

there is one of each of his characters in every unit.

@Thatboijjay23

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

"Don't be a Tim" "Fucking Tim, man, how does he still have a job here?" "We don't really like Tim" "Tim is like the Mondays of the week" We wanna see a Tim now.

@ConstantChaos1

Жыл бұрын

My ex's name is Tim, he works in healthcare, he always called off Mondays, and he also ghosted me on my birthday just to have his new bf (who looks identical to him but a bit cuter so someone's full of himself) add me back under the same name I'm not saying it's the same Tim but I wouldn't put it past that ungrateful hoe

@timandnatd

Жыл бұрын

Ahh crap. What did your Tim do to give us a bad name!? (A Tim who is a ER nurse).

@bonniebethel1234

Жыл бұрын

We all know a Tim.😂😂

@SryBut

9 ай бұрын

But how will you see a Tim . . . if he is sick all the time?

@Ogfloppa2

2 ай бұрын

Isn't he the blue shirt guy 8:08

Nurse, to the patient: Are you having thoughts of hurting yourself? Austin, a new ER nurse: Yes Nurse and the patient: Silent disbelief

@ExtraChillFurry

6 ай бұрын

*Nurse: Silent belief

Austin's my favourite character, I've loved watching him grow. I almost can't believe it's just one guy playing all the roles!

I LOVE the subtle faces and head nods, perfectly sums up nurse bedside manner 🤣

@updownstate

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Every character is distinct.

@ConstantChaos1

Жыл бұрын

If this is about the gay guy one I've had to give that look in my ambulance when a skinhead (full on ss and swastika tats) got excited for the very gay emt to strap him down to the gurney (this was a transport not a scene call, and it was.... lets say responsive, so it wasn't a priapism) and the *cough swelling *cough went down when only the female medic was there soooooo yeah anyway happy to have given a nazi an uncomfortable homo-erotic boner

I love Austin! He's such a sweet, smart, dork. Keep making him the hero🥰

@DJJezzebella

Жыл бұрын

He's not 100% Dork, he's part Geek too. He would have to check his 23andMe Ancestry Nerd Heritage Family Tree History to know for sure. I thought I was two thirds Dork and one third Geek on my Mom's side, but it turns out that I have a good amount of Geek from my Dorky Dad's side of my family as well, it just dabbles more in sound engineering & Frank Zappa idealism rather than in binary software development and passionately argueing plot realism theories in SciFi novels and movies. Even farther back, guess we have some Spazz in us too from my mother's mother, which explains so much about why she would only sip on boiling water with a half of tablespoon of horribly flavored punishment powder, aka, instant decaf.

I love how nurse humor just instantdly hits the spot I miss with non nurse people

Steve, your talent in writing and acting in skits are on par with 1980's Saturday Night Live. And that is a compliment for sure. Old school SNL was filled with incredible talent. You are on par with your one man show.

Holy crap I can't believe you actually did this skit!!!! This actually happened to my husband, and he actually had huge elephantitis of his testicles! I nearly pissed my pants I laughed so hard at your skit because it is 200% true!!

This attitude is spot on - exactly what goes on in the hospital! Nurses really truly care for patients, but this attitude is the only way they can survive the day-to-day tragedy without getting crushed by it. Love you, Steve! Keep the videos coming!!

Side-splitting laughter at each skit! Dude, you are SO SO TALENTED!!!

I could watch these for hours, you're a riot! You help us laugh at the natural things of life and help us know we're not alone when we have to face those difficult clients. Thank you 😊

@lisahawes6934

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree.

Your skits are amazing, each personality is unique enough to almost feel like it's more than one person 😂😂😂

That poor Austin. I feel him so bad. I would totally be him. Poor dude. ^^'

These completely crack me up. My mom was a nurse and I’m certain there were times like these. Poor Austin, new guy gets the tough stuff. About once a summer, all the nurses not on shift would come to our house and have a few drinks. I heard so many stories. They were a hoot and then my dad who didn’t drink with my mom would make sure they all got home ok. Huge thank you to all nurses.

they all feel like distinct characters. It is amazing

I work in the pathology labs and I completely agree Monday is the worst day of the week and is definitely the busiest! And the number of ppl that called in "sick" cause they want an extended weekend? Too many. Made me so mad!!

You always make me laugh...I love your comedy. As someone who has been in the emergency room more times than I would like (chronic, debilitating migraines, with my children at times, etc) some of these scenarios ring so true!! Although the woman wanting to leave after 2 hours was nothing...I once had to wait 8 hours! Thank you for providing such wonderful content 😊

I love Austin! Can’t believe all characters are the same person bcs Austin is so much cuter! 😆

Rest In Peace to the neighbors who had to listen to steveioe yell all that 🫡

I swear you are hilarious as hell

I know exactly how poor Austin feels...I received more than one lot of "hazing" at the hands of Senior staff when I was training.

Not exactly the same as nurses from the ER, but my brother works in ambulances and he told me that the banter the colleagues cultivate is on par with this 😂

Austin's development is A+ writing! Lol

Richard is such an asshole lmao but he's that worker I'll want to be in shift with bc it will never be boring with him around 😆💕

My wife went to an er in Febuary. She was there for 10 hours,all her test's had come back negative but the drs kept talking about covid and keeping her. She finally told to take out the IV or she would do it herself The nurse threw a fit and told her she could die. My wife looked her straight in the eye,and said if the good Lord wanted her to call her home so be it and walked out. She is still here. I love my wife so much!!

I've come to enjoy your vids. I only have 1 ER experience in my 70 years: a testicular tumor that ruptured (I didn't know that I even had it). I had the double pleasure of the urologist summoning ALL of the ER staff, and 6 other interns and 2 residents to see my grapefruit sized scrotum. Luckily, the pain was so bad I didn't care, I just wanted someone to shoot me and end my misery. Ever since then my "friends " call me "Lefty".

@kathleenvolle1789

11 ай бұрын

ROFLMAO 😂 😂 😂

Good job showing people to slow down and listen!

No other way to say it : I LO·VE YOU!!! which ever the day, what ever happens, you MAKE my day!!!

So glad the KZread algorithm saw fit to introduce me to Steve! I'm binging his videos now and loving it!

I love this channel! I am addicted actually. I tried it once and now I am hooked! Lol

Man these series are AWESOME!!! You can seriously give different personalities to each character :D love it!

Can someone please explain to me how three characters played by the same person can have a hierarchy of physical attractiveness?

I have to crack up….you nailed it! These stories are so true

All the characters fit🤩 And the skit is True 👊🏾 The ER💕

God bless Austin 😂😂😂😂😂 I remember being like that Who remember being like Austin when starting new job as brand new nurse?

Your acting is awesome!! Keep it up lots of 💕

The second one killed me. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

These are art; drop that silly "The End" and replace it with a fancy "Fin"

I swear I just love your comedy skits about life in the ER/hospital 😂

I love this guy! I could listen to him on loop all through the day. I need him in my life.. 😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕

I love how you have so many characters. You have healthy multiple personalities.

The little pat on the back was perfect 😂

One time I was working on the measure floor and one of my patients had finished his GoLitely (Why did they name it that????). I answered his call button and he had got out of bed and was sh**%ing all the way from the bed to the bathroom. It was right before lunch and needless to say, I had no appetite. I love your videos, they make me laugh so hard I can't stop! Seriously!

@dotesondots

Жыл бұрын

Dang autocorrect, I meant medsurg floor, not measure!

@kittykatshinobi

Жыл бұрын

@@dotesondots Been there. Hated that.

@MadeinNY

Жыл бұрын

Same 😩🤣

@deborahgaylord7098

Жыл бұрын

This is what a bsc is for. Go lightly and enemas are not emergent.

These clips brighten up my day, always! Thanks

Ticks on the genitals are pretty common. The tick will go for the warmest places on your body-genitalia, armpits, the hairline, etc.

@serahloeffelroberts9901

Ай бұрын

And that doesn't include poison ivy on the genitals when one is " romping in the groves of Venus" in an untamed natural setting.

BRILLIANT!!!! 🤣😂 THANK YOU!

Truer words have never before been spoken in regards to Mondays being the worst.

@steveio you really need your own show! Your creativity genius is AMAZING!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Came to the comments to see if karen was here to say something about the chin mask was a little disappointed when I couldn't fine any. Then realized that most of us here are health care workers. 🤣🤣🤣

Seriously hysterical!

I work in a hospital and can really relate to these skits. So funny! But we need to appreciate what hospital staff do for us every day. Good manners go such a long way, to make everyone's lives easier.

At this point I feel sorry for Austin. Not enough that the patients are a handleful, even his coworkers are ass to him, poor man.

@hellolamb1391

2 жыл бұрын

Then he gets promoted to head and he bosses his coworkers.

I love Austin! Stop being mean to the newbie!👻

" are you having any thoughts of hurting yourself " ... " yes " don't we all Austin , don't we all . 😂

This dude is seriously funny!

Love your videos! This one hilarious but my favorite has to be the old man that just doesn't care anymore. Is there really a rectum box? Lol

I went to my primary care doctor yesterday to find out that an inner ear infection can cause so much more stress to your body the most people know my breathing was quite labored it was causing me to retain fluids it was causing me to have ammonia like symptoms but it didn't hurt it baffled me because as a child I had ear infections every 3 months and they always hurt but now they don't

I enjoyed this so much 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

This stuff is so spot on, unless you live it, you just don’t get it lol

I just love the trio, they are awesome!

Dude, are you really an ER nurse, cuz you are so accurate

Absolutely love you videos. I just woke my wife up at 2am I was laughing so hard.

The “The End 🙂” gets me everytime

Also, the fact that nurses are undervalued is also really sad

austin really is just perfect

My son's name is Tim. I'm going to call him Monday now. 🤣🤣

Are you having any thoughts of hurting yourself Doc: yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Your channel is underrated

I LITERALLY just came to say How much I loved Austin after the "do you ever think of harming yourself? "Yes..." bit and comment section is full of Austin groupies 🤣🥰 Naw I wanna give him a cuddle 🤗

The tick bruh is absolutely understandable

Amazing content. Keep up the hard work

Genius as always.

pretty sure the guy could’ve removed the tick himself

Mondays ARE the busiest days for that exact reason. No one comes in over the weekend, then call in sick on Monday to go to the ER, for treatment and a “note”.

You are without a doubt THE BEST comic since Steve CARLIN! I absolutely adore you!❤❤

Team Austin all the way!! These skits are awesome!

TICK ON THE BALLS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

"I don't know if 'want' is the right word." Honestly, totally feel that. Such truth. So wow.

2nd shift radiology sec'y here. You are spot on with your observations and I'm only watching from my place in the scheme of the hospital goings on.

The measurement gestures got me. roflmao

YOU…”GUYS…”. I was in the hospital for a couple of months…following a car accident…The nurses’ there were ENTIRELY PROFESSIONAL; THEY only gossiped on…”BetterHome & Garden…” or some rehabilitation “stuff…”! These skits have me ROFL…AGAIN & AGAIN!! ❤️❤️😮🤣😂‼️

Rich is my favorite 😂😂😂 he cracks me up

Pure genius!!!

Plssss have stuff like this posted always. I laughed my ass offf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was just going through your videos and had to stop or wind up in the E.R. myself 😆🤣

Omfg I love your E.R skits!!! 🤣

Rich is so wise 😄

@carolgibson-wilson4354

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. A real smart ass.

I just ran across your channel last week. I have been binge watching ever since. Great stuff!

@katrinagodsey-px3ch

11 ай бұрын

Same... He's hilarious 😂

Love, love your content! Thanks& please keep posting!

Coworker are mainly the funniest at work 😂😂😂

wish i could have a video of austin just repeatedly saying you got this. Actually made me want to start writing my ddl

The busiest day for the military is when the base is under attack or night missions, it’s so random

That last one was awesome💯💯🤣🤣

😍 Ben, Rich, Austin, I'm in love 😂