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i love how the episode comes to a complete standstill when brennan just has to name any famous person
@maddie9602
Жыл бұрын
Brennan Lee Mulligan: knows _so much_ about birds Also Brennan Lee Mulligan: struggles to name _five_ famous people
@sketchyAnalogies
Жыл бұрын
@@maddie9602 literally me. I could not relate more
@missingbobsburgers
Жыл бұрын
the desperation in his voice begging for birds😂
@HargonTV
Жыл бұрын
Serious "name any woman" vibes
@jamiesadf5829
Жыл бұрын
@@maddie9602 Also Brennan Lee Mulligan: "I don't like birds, I'm not a bird guy"
“Nobody wants your birds, Brennan!” Is my new favorite Sam quote!
@diarya5573
Жыл бұрын
The absolute audacity to say that after roseate spoonbills tho
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Жыл бұрын
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@GregoryFlynn
Жыл бұрын
Came here to say the same!
@JosephWithaG
Жыл бұрын
"PLEEEASE!"
@cerberus144
Жыл бұрын
@@diarya5573 Was this filmed before or after that, lol?
Sam: Nobody wants your birds, Brennan! Brennan (scream of pure desperation): PLEAASE
@eddieantonio
Жыл бұрын
This makes the Game Changer minigame in “As a Cucumber” even better
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Жыл бұрын
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@Imthefake
Жыл бұрын
we just want the rosate spoonbill
@eliasmg9144
Жыл бұрын
Name three species of roseate spoonbills
@kharnthebetrayer8251
11 ай бұрын
"But if you're hated why would become famous!?" Brennan showing how little he understands how celebrities work, lol
I love the way Sam's wife cackled like she knew for certain he was doing a bit, as if the idea he would love anyone but her was too laughable to entertain for a moment.
@Martykun36
Жыл бұрын
she could also hear the entire room laughing too most likely
@matthewdykeman8149
Жыл бұрын
I mean she's also a comedian, so she's probably used to this by now.
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@Kewlausgirl
Жыл бұрын
@@matthewdykeman8149 is she? I didn't know that. I'm going to look her up now
@Kewlausgirl
Жыл бұрын
That was adorable and also hilarious 😂
The writers at CH are seeing how close they can get to *actually* ruining each other's lives with the challenges on this show...
@kaukospots
Жыл бұрын
@@danceswithdirt7197 it said it was him at the start of the teleprompter script
@JackVermicelli
Жыл бұрын
The thing is, the cat only has to read the prompter. They can read "I'm now going to [do X]," but then just stand there; it's not in the rules that they actually have to do the thing.
@Sicod79
Жыл бұрын
@@JackVermicelli Well cats are not renowned for their ability to follow rules.
@blackmusik109
Жыл бұрын
If only they could do a crossover with impractical jokers🤔
@PumpkinsAmongUs
Жыл бұрын
You should watch their series Total Forgiveness on Dropout...you haven't seen nothing yet
I love Brennan's "but if you're hated why would you become famous?" It's so sweet. And wrong.
it's actually so cute that sam calls his wife and she answers with "lover?"
@EEEEEEEE
Жыл бұрын
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@jadecowboy4210
Жыл бұрын
NIGHTINGALE!
@Kewlausgirl
Жыл бұрын
Oooh that's what she said. I couldn't catch what she said. Thanks for letting me know haha
@Kewlausgirl
Жыл бұрын
Also yeah so cute
@TylerTheTiler
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like "bubber" to me
Can't believe Alfred faked a marriage, called an old room-mate about it, and still won.
@EEEEEEEE
Жыл бұрын
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@IagoBoom
Жыл бұрын
Tasks like these tend to work in the favor of the person performing them. The rest of the contestants are the ones losing points, laughing at them while they struggle to get through the bizarre direction. It's easier to maintain your composure when you're problem-solving than when you're watching a friend suffer.
@shane3127
Жыл бұрын
@@IagoBoom unless the person doing the tasks is Amy.
@IagoBoom
Жыл бұрын
@@shane3127 You speak the truth right there. Lol
you can see Brennan's soul leaving his body from secondhand embarassment during the phone call and him clinging on to it with all his might and trying to wrestle it back inside for a good 30 seconds afterwards
@starfish814
Жыл бұрын
Yeees I was dying with pain I hated that part!!!
brennan throwing out all his celebrity knowledge for bird facts is the energy I want to take with me into 2023
@notbot2648
Жыл бұрын
So that Game Changer episode really got under his skin lol
@Kyle-hn9vt
Жыл бұрын
The Smothers Brothers are a fantastic comedy duo from the (50s,60s). Actually worth checking out.
@aqueelkadri8371
Жыл бұрын
@@notbot2648 The game changer bit was done to get under his skin because he is passionate about birds and not the other way round 😂
@North_West1
Жыл бұрын
Well he didn’t know what a roasette spoonbill or fireback was…just saying
@EEEEEEEE
Жыл бұрын
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The fact that Sam got so panicked at the prospect of having to do a song parody that he TOTALLY blanked out on the instructions of the first ad lib is so funny
Grant O'Brien has become a truly malevolent force of nature.
@safala
Жыл бұрын
He's getting his revenge, probably.
@kyleyuen245
Жыл бұрын
@@safala No amount of roasting can get revenge for all those true facts
@safala
Жыл бұрын
@@kyleyuen245 True, but he can try.
@kyleyuen245
Жыл бұрын
@@safala and try he might
@Dr_Sunshine222
Жыл бұрын
@@safalathat episode was BRUTAL 😭😭
"this is the diamond *holds up a shoe*" kills me every time
@EEEEEEEE
Жыл бұрын
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There was something so wholesome about Sam and his wife's relationship that she just casually laughed at his nonsense words.
@GamerGrovyle
Жыл бұрын
She didn't even doubt that he was being forced to do that for a second.
12:35 I want to believe that Sam's wife answers the phone with "Lover?" to all incoming calls regardless of who is calling her
@EEEEEEEE
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@jadecowboy4210
Жыл бұрын
Nightingale
@brackzaff
Жыл бұрын
Especially when Beverly calls
This was the first time in ages that it was actually a close race! Usually there's one person who just loses it and everyone else can just relax. They got *eight* laughs out of Brennan!
i love the thought that the cast has to warn people when they go on shows like this, just "heyyyyyy, i might call you and say nonsense things i gotta shoot today."
Brennen is like Sherlock Holmes but instead of being a flat-earther he somehow miraculously lives without knowledge of celebrities
@torterranartist4469
Жыл бұрын
sherlock wasn't a flat earther, he was a geocentrist
Brennan "I'll name five birds except for the Roseate Spoonbill and Greater Sage Grouse" Lee Mulligan
@davistinder10
Ай бұрын
Don’t forget the Siamese fire back
Brennan's expression when Alfred starts telling his roommate he's getting married is something I felt in my soul.
As a Cincinnati native, he nailed all of those kings island roller coasters. That line screams "Grant". Ohio and roller coasters in one line?
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@LernestW
Жыл бұрын
Surprisingly didn't mention Cedar Point.
@danreviewstheworld
Жыл бұрын
I was shocked that he nailed them all
@PaulFisher
Жыл бұрын
It is really confusing at Kings Island how most of the rides have “zip” in them.
@KanLuxiang
Жыл бұрын
I was hoping that he at least knew one. It would've been really funny if he dropped the Beast as his last one after 4 zippers.
It’s insane that “nobody wants your birds, Brennan” was trending on TikTok months ago while this video dropped last week. Shows what a sleeper hit Dropout is.
As someone who actually regularly _does_ do "One Week" at karaoke, and usually without my glasses because I know all the words, that bit was both painful with how often Sam lost his place, and impressive with how much he did remember while throwing in Coldplay references.
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@Ingestedbanjo
Жыл бұрын
I know the words to One Week too, although I can only recite it when it's to the tune of Stand By Me or Smooth Criminal, as I've never heard the original song.
@jeffallen55
Жыл бұрын
I've been practicing One Week for a while. Need to figure out what I'm going to mix into it for thar extra flavor. My last project was I've Been Everywhere, but halfway through each verse I'd switch to a different song with a lyrical list. (E.g. We Didn't Start the Fire, Play With Me, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, and It's the End of the World As We Know It)
@DroseraNara
Ай бұрын
As someone who runs karaoke and has regulars who do One Week, that moment where they cut back to sam after the fair use bit and he just goes off is insane to me
Good job on the writers to get Brennan to break so quickly
That brennan laugh at 0:23 got me so bad
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Жыл бұрын
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@richardmillhousenixon
Жыл бұрын
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That's funny, cause I can think of three birds that Brennan can't name...
@Talenel
Жыл бұрын
You can name three birds that he couldn't name. He's probably been staring at posters of those three every day since, committing every detail to memory. He won't be caught unaware again.
Hilarious irony that they joke about Woody Harrelson being uncancleable RIGHT before he did an antivax monologue on live tv
Brennan can improvise a 5 minute monologue about the most random subject, but when he has to name any celebrity his brain just shuts down
Brennan's first celebrity name being the Smother Brothers slew me.
Sam's wife''s laugh at the end just killed me for some reason🤣. She might be my new favorite College Humor Cast member.
Brennan: Ha! Grant is such a dork and acts like an old-timey person. Also Brennan, when asked to name a celebrity: The Smothers Brothers!
jesse eisenberg was in the social network with andrew garfield, so the spider man crossover in his other movies technically exists. they were meant to be together in every universe
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Жыл бұрын
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Alfred is braver than any US Marine for doing that oh my god I would’ve died.
@stevendemayo3631
Жыл бұрын
I don’t think Marines hold a trademark on bravery
@tsvetomirsheev3882
Жыл бұрын
@@stevendemayo3631 👏
@xmlthegreat
Жыл бұрын
My tummy hurt today and I was braver than any marine will ever be for tolerating it.
Never expected brennan to laugh first especially not right at the start lmao
I can't believe how many times Brennan broke. He's normally pretty stalwart
Brennan, one of the best storytellers and most knowledgeable people I've ever seen, can't name 5 celebrities without having to resort to The Smothers Brothers and Orson Wells lmao What 😂
@parryyotter
5 ай бұрын
How OLD are you? 😂
Sam's genuine display of being mortified during the proposal is hilarious.
Alfred was amazing. A masterclass in solo improving without breaking character
Alfred’s phone call actually made me burst out laughing
years later, sam would turn the brief bird segment back on brennan
I was NOT expecting a rapping Sam Reich today
Brennan's lungs rapidly deflating will never not make me laugh
Brennan breaking at the start. Great. Love it.
It was probably more of a twist than that tornado that killed seven people by repeatedly banging them together for an entire hour how Long, Silver John's silver tongue ultimately prompted Beverly to marry him more than him taking Beverly to ride all of those rollercoasters.
Sam's wife knows improv and Sam had to be sure she'd go with the bit.
1:39 that cry for help from brennan was priceless
Brennan gives off the vibe of someone who knows everything, so it's fascinating to see his gaps in knowledge. This one surprised me.
As an experiment, I got out my phone, scrolled to a random place in my contacts, and said "oh god, I'm so glad I didn't have to do that"
@captmashpea
Жыл бұрын
Totally just did that and you're so right!!!
1:40 Brennan's pig-like *_PLEEEEEEAAAAAASE!_* killed me!
"I'll name 100 birds!" 😆🐦
Why do I get the feeling that whenever Grant writes an episode they have a meeting about what people CAN'T make the actors do?
Master improvisational story teller and pop culture savant, Brennan Lee Mulligan ladies and gentlemen.
What’s crazy is Brennan knows a shocking amount about nerd and weeb topics, but when it comes to naming celebrities, he is almost blank lol
@KelpTheGreat
3 ай бұрын
nerd... and weed? huh??
If it weren't for Brennan and Sam referencing the recent bird thing, I'd have guessed this was from years ago. Brennan looks like he's fresh out of high school!
julie taymor also directed the lion king on broadway. she left turn off the dark (the spider-man musical) because of artistic differences with Bono and the facts that tons of people were getting hurt on stage.
I don't think I've ever seen Breanan loose it so much
Whoever wrote this one is a genius! They got some legendary players to just break down multiple times! I love how Sam's wife obviously immediately understands this is some improv game. Don't worry Sam. I'm right there with you. I *love* Coldplay, and One Week is one of my all-time favorite songs!
brennan's desperation to talk about birds is incredible
Is it just me, or are Breaking News episodes rapidly turning into Who-Can-Put-The-Rest-Of-The-College-Humor-Crew-Most-On-The-Spot-With-A-Ridiculously-Difficult-Improv-Demand competitions? 😁 Not that it's not funny, but I do miss some of the nuttiness of the older episodes where the challenge was simply to get a sentence out without corpsing.
Forget the "Ring of Burning Fire", this epsode is the number one rollercoaster...
The Smothers Brothers are widely beloved. Especially by the left... the elderly left.
Kudos to Grant. This one unleashed my inner Amy
One of the most balanced episodes yet!
need more of Sam & Brennan
I was literally screaming laughing. Nice job Grant Anthony O'Brien!
This went off the rails so quickly. I love it.
@GZilla311
Жыл бұрын
What rails?
“nobody wants your birds Brennan!” “ *PLEASE* “ favorite conversation ever
I’m so sad Alfred didn’t lose and have to call his friend back!!
Top 5 episode, never seen Brennan and Sam break this much
im amazed that people actually have people on their contacts list who answer phone calls
@GaudyMarko
Жыл бұрын
@@writeme799 nice try scammer
As someone who lives around Kings Island I am deeply upset and calling my lawyers
If their is a universe where the Beverly proposal is true, then this is the best series ever
Some absolutely golden moments from these folks
I love that Elaine just laughs
Alfred went through all five stages of grief
make more of these. the only thing i want to watch on dropout
The eyebrows when she said kid rock were amazing.
This video made me want to rewatch the old One Week Parody Streeter made 10 years ago. So good synergy here.
Brennan didn’t even need to name 5 actually hated, but he wanted to
why am i not surprised how much of One Week Sam could riff off of? I was so into that song around the time collegehumor was getting popular lmao
Brennan and Sam videos are the best!
Brennan looks like he was dying of second hand embarrassment after Alfred's call
"Nobody wants your birds, Brennan" has a strange aura around it that I cannot get enough of
@jay-tbl
Жыл бұрын
PLEEEESE
Alfred is a fucking legend for that call😂
1:28 it's the no one wants your birds bit!!!!! I've been looking everywhere for this
Oh man, what I would have done to be the newscaster who had to do that card trick. Because I seriously do know an incredibly, INCREDIBLY long and time-wasting card trick with a fully legitimate and long backstory about how I learned it at church after stealing full nipples' worth of grape juice from the old lady in the kitchen. This 12-minute episode would have been 30 goddamn minutes.
@emopeterparker7
Жыл бұрын
can we still hear your story please
Sam's little aaww after Alfred says I love you was so sweet 😀
Was expecting/hoping one of the roller coasters would be called The Smothers Brothers.
I might spend the rest of my evening now on Planet Coaster, building a park that includes rides such as Zippedee Doo-Dah, The Zip n Slash, Zipper, How 'Bout Them Apples, and the Absolute Ring of Burning Fire.
Damn, he spit that fucking fire! ^w^
the very PURE "PLEEEEEASE!" from Brennan was magical.
I want the birds 😢
@catastrophicfailure2745
Жыл бұрын
i wanted the birds too…
That was incredible!
I feel like if you work there you have to tell anyone you know that if you get random calls from you that make no sense to just go with it and you’ll explain later lol
That engagement bit was brutal
8:56 I almost thought he would say "it's coming soon to a store near you"
Great episode
“I’LL NAME A 100 BIRDS!!!” “No one wants your birds!”
“THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS?!?!” 😂
11:49 AYOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣 i rewatched this part so many times 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s sooo outta nowhere🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣