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Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation. For more Breaking News, sign up for Dropout: signup.dropout.tv
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  • @romxxii
    @romxxii Жыл бұрын

    Erika's quarter-life crisis reminds me of the time my niece realized Lord of the Rings was over 20 years ago.

  • @belatedmedia

    @belatedmedia

    Жыл бұрын

    Please don't. Don't say that.

  • @tekias5536

    @tekias5536

    Жыл бұрын

    Remember how the first LotR trailer had an AOL Keyword? You're welcome.

  • @KeithMcDermott

    @KeithMcDermott

    Жыл бұрын

    Just finished watching them again last night - the animation surprisingly holds up well for movies two decades old.

  • @Mouseling216

    @Mouseling216

    Жыл бұрын

    Right, yes, the films, not just the books. Took me a second.

  • @user-nd7st3is9f

    @user-nd7st3is9f

    Жыл бұрын

    Mine happened when I was expecting the comment to say flies

  • @beriukay
    @beriukay Жыл бұрын

    Today we learned that you can skip your listing items section by having a visible emotional breakdown. This will help for speedrunning future Breaking News segments

  • @anantkerur557

    @anantkerur557

    Жыл бұрын

    Even better, as demonstrated by Katie, you can just say "no, I can't do this"

  • @dylanjwebmusic

    @dylanjwebmusic

    Жыл бұрын

    It was more just caus she legit couldn't list any lol

  • @travisraymond5888

    @travisraymond5888

    Жыл бұрын

    We can expect a very convincing existential episode out of Brennan before too long...

  • @tehmarok

    @tehmarok

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair, entertainers should get a pass for not being that involved with minors. 🤷‍♂️

  • @MrSkerpentine

    @MrSkerpentine

    Жыл бұрын

    BNDQ gonna be wild this year

  • @manwithbrisk3418
    @manwithbrisk3418 Жыл бұрын

    I'd love to see a contest between Erika, Becca, Amy Vorpahl, and a laugh track.

  • @mysidianbard5890

    @mysidianbard5890

    Жыл бұрын

    grant should be the 4th

  • @dylanjwebmusic

    @dylanjwebmusic

    Жыл бұрын

    The 4th could be Katie to see if that much continuous laughter makes her crack

  • @lego4virgo

    @lego4virgo

    Жыл бұрын

    The laugh track has NO chance.

  • @dwontonsoup7369

    @dwontonsoup7369

    Жыл бұрын

    banger

  • @irishbroadsword1001

    @irishbroadsword1001

    Жыл бұрын

    Vorpal walks away with it by a mile.

  • @vexorian
    @vexorian Жыл бұрын

    Premise of the show: WHOEVER LAUGHS OR BREAKS THE MOST LOSES Actual show: LET'S GIVE ERIKA ISHII AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

  • @vexorian

    @vexorian

    Жыл бұрын

    MAGNETO, he's old.

  • @springtime_melody4566
    @springtime_melody4566 Жыл бұрын

    As someone studying Economics, I do confirm that crushing and stomping over the soul of the people is a legitimate way to control market inflation

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ, people don’t know what stagflation is?! A fast-food worker could afford to have a home and a family with the buying power they had in 1978, but now you can’t do the same thing despite being paid three times as much, because cost of living’s gone up FIVE times as much. That’s how it works. Just remember, kids, every year you don’t get at least a 7.5 percent raise, your effective buying power is taking a cut.

  • @bmacpher

    @bmacpher

    Жыл бұрын

    Horrific by design 👍

  • @dizzylilthing

    @dizzylilthing

    Жыл бұрын

    Demand drops when people are too broke and depressed to afford anything

  • @marsmech
    @marsmech Жыл бұрын

    I think Erika not know any teens is probably better than her being able to list 10 rapid fire.

  • @raideranimator6091

    @raideranimator6091

    9 күн бұрын

    I think they coulda prattled off just some names and gotten through it (Jess, Hutchinson, Ezleigha, etc)

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat Жыл бұрын

    This episode has so much greatness packed into it I could write a fricking essay but I'm not going to except to say I live for Erika and Becca's dawning horror when they have to realise how oldness feels/have to explain how the economy works. Just perfect.

  • @stevenqu3
    @stevenqu3 Жыл бұрын

    It's great when you can hear Grant laughing in the background.

  • @williambennett9764

    @williambennett9764

    Жыл бұрын

    Right? Grant breaks even when he's not in the episode.

  • @Squall598
    @Squall598 Жыл бұрын

    Erika "OMG, is this what it's like... I'm... I'm getting old" I love how they managed to give Erika a full on quarter-life crisis without even really trying.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 Жыл бұрын

    Becca cracking up at the Gene Hackman's bit definitely was getting me starting to chuckle, I tried not to laugh but it's so funny.

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    The pins were probably supposed to include Gene Hackman films. Hope your sins aren’t Unforgiven. Hoosier undertaker cuz you’re dead. French Connection? More like the Greek Connection… down the River Styx.

  • @rubyfoxall1656
    @rubyfoxall1656 Жыл бұрын

    Becca's immediate response to the federal reserve improv being a panicked "BERNANKE!" was absolutely perfect

  • @IronicName
    @IronicName Жыл бұрын

    "Get pinned" is absolutely brilliant

  • @researchherpetology
    @researchherpetology8 ай бұрын

    Alfred pulling Benjamin Button as "opposite Brad Pitt" meant the world to me

  • @marcushead9985
    @marcushead9985 Жыл бұрын

    As fun as it is to see people just fail, or be cool as ice throughout, it's nice to have an episode where you legitimately can't tell who the winner or loser is going to be just from reading the cast list.

  • @Megapolitano
    @Megapolitano Жыл бұрын

    As someone who grew up Catholic, that description of description of weekday Catholics is accurate af.

  • @CyberKirby
    @CyberKirby Жыл бұрын

    I don't know what anyone says, this video is totes Delaware, Brah. That's SO Raven!

  • @xmlthegreat

    @xmlthegreat

    Жыл бұрын

    Litty, fam!

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail Жыл бұрын

    In addition to being the first state, Delaware was also the first questionably used youth slang word.

  • @senseisleepyhead
    @senseisleepyhead Жыл бұрын

    Bookmarking 1:18 for Erika's laughter burst, for a future serotonin boost ❤

  • @rizokahn
    @rizokahn Жыл бұрын

    2:18 Erika having a life existential crisis on air

  • @superguy183828

    @superguy183828

    Жыл бұрын

    Name a woman!

  • @rizokahn

    @rizokahn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@superguy183828 I just did

  • @minusxero
    @minusxero Жыл бұрын

    That look from Becca when discussing JK Simmons aging well, lol

  • @AJOLT151
    @AJOLT151 Жыл бұрын

    Paused the video after they challenged Alfred to three more death puns, and all I could come up with after thinking for TOO long: 1. You never know when a turtle dies, either they are just slow or it’s really rigor tortoise 2. Office fans who want a funeral themed after their favorite show call them Six Feet Dunders 3. Luigi died from cardiac arrest after trying to get a lesser known princess off from on top of himself - he was pushing up Daisy’s.

  • @snorlaxgender

    @snorlaxgender

    Жыл бұрын

    Rigor tortoise is now entering my vocabulary. Thank you so much for these gems

  • @palmberry5576

    @palmberry5576

    Жыл бұрын

    We hope genes not coming back man

  • @Sonichero151

    @Sonichero151

    5 ай бұрын

    Daisy would be a top.........

  • @Quis2nice
    @Quis2nice Жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, watching Becca slowly have a stroke while trying to keep it together is the most hilarious part of this whole video, in my opinion. 🤣🤣

  • @jacklegend5798
    @jacklegend5798 Жыл бұрын

    I'm going to rewatch this just for Erika's existential crisis.

  • @Haroldsavatar
    @Haroldsavatar Жыл бұрын

    Becca! What a great guest! Hilarious as always, please never stop making episodes guys

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 Жыл бұрын

    1:21 I love Erika’s scream-laughing XD

  • @zachryder3150

    @zachryder3150

    Жыл бұрын

    So fricken cute

  • @indigofenrir7236

    @indigofenrir7236

    Жыл бұрын

    Discount Amy screams.

  • @Murrytmds
    @Murrytmds Жыл бұрын

    This whole time I was watching it I kept thinking Gene Hackman was Gene Wilder and I was like "Damn, Damn! They really going after a treasure"

  • @TimTE01

    @TimTE01

    Жыл бұрын

    Which one was in ‘The Conversation?’ He was great. 😁

  • @johnmajestikelliott495
    @johnmajestikelliott495 Жыл бұрын

    Delaware 🤙

  • @justininexile3445
    @justininexile3445 Жыл бұрын

    Most of the Stranger Things kids are still technically teenagers at this point, so that is still a relatively easy answer. For old actors - just try to remember any large movie franchise, almost all of them still bring back the old actors.

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek Жыл бұрын

    "Put a man in your mouth" Grant Anthony O'Brian: "Way ahead of you"

  • @Joneedance
    @Joneedance Жыл бұрын

    Best Breaking News in a hot sec!!!!! Keep this group together, they've got that spark that x factor that homina homina homina

  • @RipIPDime
    @RipIPDime Жыл бұрын

    I like how Becca had to resort to the time honored Amy Vorpahl pucker during Alfred’s but.

  • @entersandshrew4230
    @entersandshrew4230 Жыл бұрын

    Zendaya and Tom Holland are almost 30. They haven’t been teenagers for a while.

  • @repulser93

    @repulser93

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m turning 30 in less than two months. Where did life go?!?

  • @Ocean_Man
    @Ocean_Man Жыл бұрын

    cant wait too see the new eps yall been filming

  • @MrBangBat
    @MrBangBat Жыл бұрын

    This was a fantastic episode.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 Жыл бұрын

    5:04 Dammit, that made me spit out my water as I went to get a sip, how dare you Alfred. The delivery of that line made me 100% believe that's something he would do just to do it 😆

  • @Haromour
    @Haromour Жыл бұрын

    can't wait for the new season of Breaking News!

  • @pika2273
    @pika2273 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm getting faces and not names so I'm gonna go with the characters I remember..." That is *exactly* me when I have to refer to actors. Or if anyone has to describe actors to me.

  • @crazyredwood1488
    @crazyredwood14889 ай бұрын

    Great writing on this one! So funny!

  • @ejaybugboy3yt
    @ejaybugboy3yt Жыл бұрын

    Get pinned "banshee screech" killed me.

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot1071 Жыл бұрын

    The first good news I've heard this month.

  • @nehemiahwashingtoniii748
    @nehemiahwashingtoniii748 Жыл бұрын

    Why is Erica's shirt/blouse doing the starting point of a Bruce Banner/Hulk transformation?

  • @ocold-gp3oi
    @ocold-gp3oi Жыл бұрын

    4:37 Becca is SO excited about JK Simmons, its adorable

  • @davidrose8336
    @davidrose8336 Жыл бұрын

    Erica and Becca channeling their inner Amy Vorpol...

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын

    Breaking: Time Passes *chef’s kiss*

  • @theend7449
    @theend7449 Жыл бұрын

    I've been been watching this show for years and only just realised the harbour pictures is Sydney Australia.

  • @TenaciousP45
    @TenaciousP45 Жыл бұрын

    A better way to phrase that is "NAME 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE MINORS" and its probably for the best you can't

  • @gluttonforpun
    @gluttonforpun2 ай бұрын

    cried laughing at alfred's pun segment

  • @choicevoiceproductions
    @choicevoiceproductions Жыл бұрын

    Wow this writing is my favorite😅love these!

  • @Warrigt
    @Warrigt Жыл бұрын

    Writer for this episode had to bang this out in like 2 minutes.

  • @therealking6202

    @therealking6202

    Жыл бұрын

    In between all the buzz cuts.

  • @helloofthebeach

    @helloofthebeach

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha "bang," I get it.

  • @Warrigt

    @Warrigt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@helloofthebeach nah. It was more of a comment on lazily doing the *make em say list of things off top of head* so i can write less.

  • @helloofthebeach

    @helloofthebeach

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Warrigt my reply was about the writer being horny on main

  • @mynameisgrundle8157

    @mynameisgrundle8157

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Warrigt yes thank you. Glad somebody else finds those segments lazy. The writers are so creative I don't know why they keep falling back on this... Except Grant. I think Grant is just not very good at this form of writing.

  • @MrBlaiseable
    @MrBlaiseable Жыл бұрын

    Let's all be both glad and sad that Amy V. Wasn't here on this one, it would have been half an hour long!

  • @hofficalz
    @hofficalz Жыл бұрын

    This has such a strong Lily energy throughout the episode :D

  • @chibiktsn3
    @chibiktsn3 Жыл бұрын

    Several moments of this had us laughing out loud, and only a few were due to the existential crisises!

  • @ogurasyn2354
    @ogurasyn2354 Жыл бұрын

    It's extraordinary how Becca and Erika were tied all the way through

  • @raijinslider6837
    @raijinslider6837 Жыл бұрын

    I had the same feeling with zendaya I was thinking she was a teenager and learned she's 2 years older than me lol

  • @dalluc
    @dalluc Жыл бұрын

    Becca is great. I'm not sure who she was imitating at 7:25 but it was spot on.

  • @MrMesh
    @MrMesh Жыл бұрын

    This is glorious chaos!

  • @Demmrir
    @Demmrir Жыл бұрын

    I am sad they didn't do the stagflation question opposite the several CollegeHumor employees I bet could explain it and would get visibly flustered at the stumbling inaccuracies.

  • @margaretkennedy2520
    @margaretkennedy2520 Жыл бұрын

    Erika not knowing any teens was understandable because teens are boring and dumb, but Becca only being aware of one Gene Hackman movie was devastating.

  • @lberghaus

    @lberghaus

    Жыл бұрын

    The problem is that when a teen becomes a celebrity, it's like 2 or 3 years later that their celebrity level reaches general non-teen audiences, and then they are probably only still a teen for a year or so. You're better off just thinking of the most recent child actor you can and hoping they are now and still a teen.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday

    @GuineaPigEveryday

    10 ай бұрын

    @@lberghausthink of any shitty tiktok star and they’re probably a teen. I dont watch tiktok but u hear their names thrown around a lot

  • @gayesper
    @gayesper3 ай бұрын

    that bit about weekday mass was personal 😭😭😭

  • @PhilM4
    @PhilM4 Жыл бұрын

    1:16 I feel like that's what dying laughing sounds like 😂

  • @CompoundingTime
    @CompoundingTime Жыл бұрын

    Taking a break from studying for my economics midterm and that stagflation question now qualifies this as study time?

  • @jrdiamante696
    @jrdiamante696 Жыл бұрын

    I'm here for Becca attempting Amy's hold in your laughter tekkers

  • @zackklapman3569
    @zackklapman3569 Жыл бұрын

    I feel you, Erika. I’m stumped.

  • @LargeMcBottoms
    @LargeMcBottoms Жыл бұрын

    Becca Scott is so damn naturally funny

  • @jasonhenson7948
    @jasonhenson79482 ай бұрын

    The answer to how you sleep isn't ... that. It's "Lightly, with a deep sense of paranoia and spooning a shotgun".

  • @tenenbaummark
    @tenenbaummark9 ай бұрын

    Always cool to hear my last name mentioned anywhere lol

  • @ezekielmartin4323
    @ezekielmartin4323 Жыл бұрын

    Managed to keep it together through the first 9 teen slang words, but "Drake and... Josh" fucking BROKE me

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation Жыл бұрын

    4:44 Becca agreeing noticeably hard there; she's got good taste in DILFs!

  • @GZilla311

    @GZilla311

    Жыл бұрын

    That man has aged well, absolutely.

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Жыл бұрын

    i have literally the same sleeping situation

  • @alllbw
    @alllbw Жыл бұрын

    Love the way Erika laughs

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter1054 ай бұрын

    Erikas realization really hit home.

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 Жыл бұрын

    1:18 Holy fucking shit, Erika!

  • @AnimaVisionary
    @AnimaVisionary2 ай бұрын

    I've never attended a catholic service outside of funerals so I searched online to see if there were any other color of wafer besides white and the images look like their a cross of sterilized medical equipment and sanitized truck stop products to add into your coffee. Also the websites offering wafer recipes and wafer manufacturing give off a weird energy thats hard to describe other than sinister.

  • @ParanoidTheMarvin
    @ParanoidTheMarvin Жыл бұрын

    I always though I have trouble reading the captions because I have bad eye sight. My new glasses convinced me that it's just too small and fast for me to read.

  • @AlexandarHullRichter
    @AlexandarHullRichter10 ай бұрын

    You know the joke is good when you get everyone behind the scenes laughing!

  • @ethancooper4154
    @ethancooper4154 Жыл бұрын

    I say this with as much respect and admiration as possible but there are so many women at CH that I would give my first born to go on one date with

  • @tattoodude8946
    @tattoodude89463 ай бұрын

    Breaking: Time Passes - I loved that! 🤣 As a man now pushing 50 (somehow), I can confirm this!

  • @milanfejfar322
    @milanfejfar3222 ай бұрын

    BREAKING: TIME PASSES

  • @islandnowhere4703
    @islandnowhere4703 Жыл бұрын

    Alfred ❤

  • @DocDeeISC
    @DocDeeISC2 ай бұрын

    Erika always laughs the most and that makes it fun (this episode excepted) Just like Katie always laughs the least and that makes it fun Trapp and Brennan always did well too, it's all fun

  • @ianrivers7923
    @ianrivers7923 Жыл бұрын

    I looked it up, the last movie Gene Hackman was in was "Welcome To Mooseport"

  • @jmascol978
    @jmascol9786 ай бұрын

    "opposite brad pitt" made me laugh the hardest ive yet at one of these

  • @AndrewLyon23
    @AndrewLyon239 ай бұрын

    Switching to characters instead of actors was actually a genius way to remember!

  • @repulser93
    @repulser93 Жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who mixes up Carolyn with Amy, and thus figured they knew how this was gonna end at first?

  • @xmlthegreat

    @xmlthegreat

    Жыл бұрын

    Hint: if she's not started laughing uncontrollably and with tears dripping from her reddened eyes, she's not Amy.

  • @repulser93

    @repulser93

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xmlthegreat But I'm not the only one who thinks Amy and Carolyn look a lot alike, right?

  • @bnashee

    @bnashee

    Жыл бұрын

    She didnt start laughing 5 seconds in and fail to stop so it cant be Amy

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii Жыл бұрын

    Alfred getting a crew laugh at 5:31!

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 Жыл бұрын

    I’m at work and dying!

  • @leonardgreen4248
    @leonardgreen4248 Жыл бұрын

    when are we getting new ones of these on dropout 😭

  • @MultipleOcelots
    @MultipleOcelots Жыл бұрын

    I discovered collage humor in 2023. Nice

  • @MultipleOcelots

    @MultipleOcelots

    Жыл бұрын

    also im like 40

  • @adam346
    @adam346 Жыл бұрын

    stagflation is when the price stays the same but you get less for the money.. at worst the price goes up but the products get smaller.

  • @A_T216
    @A_T21610 ай бұрын

    I adore Lily's sense of humour

  • @byronsteel10000
    @byronsteel10000Ай бұрын

    Top 10 favorite teens.......JUST SAY THE TEEN TITANS AND YOU'VE GOT OVER 50 TEENS.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You're welcome.👍👍👍

  • @mikecif4123
    @mikecif4123 Жыл бұрын

    Breaking News dream team right here.

  • @santiagoperez5431
    @santiagoperez5431 Жыл бұрын

    I've been to week day mass, and it's exactly how the described it

  • @BravosReviews
    @BravosReviews9 ай бұрын

    So having worked in a news studio I can tell you a lot of the time the news anchors don’t know what they’re about to read.

  • @grogisgrog
    @grogisgrog8 ай бұрын

    The more I watch this, the funnier "The question being, Am I Dead Yet?" gets every time

  • @darthizzle
    @darthizzle Жыл бұрын

    Becca's excitement about JK Simmons, followed by her thirsty face when Alfred says her name makes me think I know who her celebrity crush is....

  • @DanielDiaz-wl8hy
    @DanielDiaz-wl8hy Жыл бұрын

    Nice graphics

  • @orangenostril
    @orangenostril Жыл бұрын

    "Housing bubble" is actually a figure of speech. "Housing" in this case means "deer," as in a deer is rapidly swelling and expanding and might quite literally pop, which is obviously quite messy. And _that_ is stagflation.

  • @tehhayn2732
    @tehhayn2732 Жыл бұрын

    Erika if it makes you feel better, I immediately thought of McCully Kulken, and he's older than me

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 Жыл бұрын

    Gene Hackman is 93

  • @RecklessFables

    @RecklessFables

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, why are they hating on the OG Superman Movie Lex Luthor?

  • @Idran

    @Idran

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@RecklessFables idk if I tried to kill superman I would expect to get at least a couple people hating me

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