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Erika's quarter-life crisis reminds me of the time my niece realized Lord of the Rings was over 20 years ago.
@belatedmedia
Жыл бұрын
Please don't. Don't say that.
@tekias5536
Жыл бұрын
Remember how the first LotR trailer had an AOL Keyword? You're welcome.
@KeithMcDermott
Жыл бұрын
Just finished watching them again last night - the animation surprisingly holds up well for movies two decades old.
@Mouseling216
Жыл бұрын
Right, yes, the films, not just the books. Took me a second.
@user-nd7st3is9f
Жыл бұрын
Mine happened when I was expecting the comment to say flies
Today we learned that you can skip your listing items section by having a visible emotional breakdown. This will help for speedrunning future Breaking News segments
@anantkerur557
Жыл бұрын
Even better, as demonstrated by Katie, you can just say "no, I can't do this"
@dylanjwebmusic
Жыл бұрын
It was more just caus she legit couldn't list any lol
@travisraymond5888
Жыл бұрын
We can expect a very convincing existential episode out of Brennan before too long...
@tehmarok
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, entertainers should get a pass for not being that involved with minors. 🤷♂️
@MrSkerpentine
Жыл бұрын
BNDQ gonna be wild this year
I'd love to see a contest between Erika, Becca, Amy Vorpahl, and a laugh track.
@mysidianbard5890
Жыл бұрын
grant should be the 4th
@dylanjwebmusic
Жыл бұрын
The 4th could be Katie to see if that much continuous laughter makes her crack
@lego4virgo
Жыл бұрын
The laugh track has NO chance.
@dwontonsoup7369
Жыл бұрын
banger
@irishbroadsword1001
Жыл бұрын
Vorpal walks away with it by a mile.
Premise of the show: WHOEVER LAUGHS OR BREAKS THE MOST LOSES Actual show: LET'S GIVE ERIKA ISHII AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
@vexorian
Жыл бұрын
MAGNETO, he's old.
As someone studying Economics, I do confirm that crushing and stomping over the soul of the people is a legitimate way to control market inflation
@emilysmith2965
Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, people don’t know what stagflation is?! A fast-food worker could afford to have a home and a family with the buying power they had in 1978, but now you can’t do the same thing despite being paid three times as much, because cost of living’s gone up FIVE times as much. That’s how it works. Just remember, kids, every year you don’t get at least a 7.5 percent raise, your effective buying power is taking a cut.
@bmacpher
Жыл бұрын
Horrific by design 👍
@dizzylilthing
Жыл бұрын
Demand drops when people are too broke and depressed to afford anything
I think Erika not know any teens is probably better than her being able to list 10 rapid fire.
@raideranimator6091
9 күн бұрын
I think they coulda prattled off just some names and gotten through it (Jess, Hutchinson, Ezleigha, etc)
This episode has so much greatness packed into it I could write a fricking essay but I'm not going to except to say I live for Erika and Becca's dawning horror when they have to realise how oldness feels/have to explain how the economy works. Just perfect.
It's great when you can hear Grant laughing in the background.
@williambennett9764
Жыл бұрын
Right? Grant breaks even when he's not in the episode.
Erika "OMG, is this what it's like... I'm... I'm getting old" I love how they managed to give Erika a full on quarter-life crisis without even really trying.
Becca cracking up at the Gene Hackman's bit definitely was getting me starting to chuckle, I tried not to laugh but it's so funny.
@emilysmith2965
Жыл бұрын
The pins were probably supposed to include Gene Hackman films. Hope your sins aren’t Unforgiven. Hoosier undertaker cuz you’re dead. French Connection? More like the Greek Connection… down the River Styx.
Becca's immediate response to the federal reserve improv being a panicked "BERNANKE!" was absolutely perfect
"Get pinned" is absolutely brilliant
Alfred pulling Benjamin Button as "opposite Brad Pitt" meant the world to me
As fun as it is to see people just fail, or be cool as ice throughout, it's nice to have an episode where you legitimately can't tell who the winner or loser is going to be just from reading the cast list.
As someone who grew up Catholic, that description of description of weekday Catholics is accurate af.
I don't know what anyone says, this video is totes Delaware, Brah. That's SO Raven!
@xmlthegreat
Жыл бұрын
Litty, fam!
In addition to being the first state, Delaware was also the first questionably used youth slang word.
Bookmarking 1:18 for Erika's laughter burst, for a future serotonin boost ❤
2:18 Erika having a life existential crisis on air
@superguy183828
Жыл бұрын
Name a woman!
@rizokahn
Жыл бұрын
@@superguy183828 I just did
That look from Becca when discussing JK Simmons aging well, lol
Paused the video after they challenged Alfred to three more death puns, and all I could come up with after thinking for TOO long: 1. You never know when a turtle dies, either they are just slow or it’s really rigor tortoise 2. Office fans who want a funeral themed after their favorite show call them Six Feet Dunders 3. Luigi died from cardiac arrest after trying to get a lesser known princess off from on top of himself - he was pushing up Daisy’s.
@snorlaxgender
Жыл бұрын
Rigor tortoise is now entering my vocabulary. Thank you so much for these gems
@palmberry5576
Жыл бұрын
We hope genes not coming back man
@Sonichero151
5 ай бұрын
Daisy would be a top.........
Not gonna lie, watching Becca slowly have a stroke while trying to keep it together is the most hilarious part of this whole video, in my opinion. 🤣🤣
I'm going to rewatch this just for Erika's existential crisis.
Becca! What a great guest! Hilarious as always, please never stop making episodes guys
1:21 I love Erika’s scream-laughing XD
@zachryder3150
Жыл бұрын
So fricken cute
@indigofenrir7236
Жыл бұрын
Discount Amy screams.
This whole time I was watching it I kept thinking Gene Hackman was Gene Wilder and I was like "Damn, Damn! They really going after a treasure"
@TimTE01
Жыл бұрын
Which one was in ‘The Conversation?’ He was great. 😁
Delaware 🤙
Most of the Stranger Things kids are still technically teenagers at this point, so that is still a relatively easy answer. For old actors - just try to remember any large movie franchise, almost all of them still bring back the old actors.
"Put a man in your mouth" Grant Anthony O'Brian: "Way ahead of you"
Best Breaking News in a hot sec!!!!! Keep this group together, they've got that spark that x factor that homina homina homina
I like how Becca had to resort to the time honored Amy Vorpahl pucker during Alfred’s but.
Zendaya and Tom Holland are almost 30. They haven’t been teenagers for a while.
@repulser93
Жыл бұрын
I’m turning 30 in less than two months. Where did life go?!?
cant wait too see the new eps yall been filming
This was a fantastic episode.
5:04 Dammit, that made me spit out my water as I went to get a sip, how dare you Alfred. The delivery of that line made me 100% believe that's something he would do just to do it 😆
can't wait for the new season of Breaking News!
"I'm getting faces and not names so I'm gonna go with the characters I remember..." That is *exactly* me when I have to refer to actors. Or if anyone has to describe actors to me.
Great writing on this one! So funny!
Get pinned "banshee screech" killed me.
The first good news I've heard this month.
Why is Erica's shirt/blouse doing the starting point of a Bruce Banner/Hulk transformation?
4:37 Becca is SO excited about JK Simmons, its adorable
Erica and Becca channeling their inner Amy Vorpol...
Breaking: Time Passes *chef’s kiss*
I've been been watching this show for years and only just realised the harbour pictures is Sydney Australia.
A better way to phrase that is "NAME 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE MINORS" and its probably for the best you can't
cried laughing at alfred's pun segment
Wow this writing is my favorite😅love these!
Writer for this episode had to bang this out in like 2 minutes.
@therealking6202
Жыл бұрын
In between all the buzz cuts.
@helloofthebeach
Жыл бұрын
Haha "bang," I get it.
@Warrigt
Жыл бұрын
@@helloofthebeach nah. It was more of a comment on lazily doing the *make em say list of things off top of head* so i can write less.
@helloofthebeach
Жыл бұрын
@@Warrigt my reply was about the writer being horny on main
@mynameisgrundle8157
Жыл бұрын
@@Warrigt yes thank you. Glad somebody else finds those segments lazy. The writers are so creative I don't know why they keep falling back on this... Except Grant. I think Grant is just not very good at this form of writing.
Let's all be both glad and sad that Amy V. Wasn't here on this one, it would have been half an hour long!
This has such a strong Lily energy throughout the episode :D
Several moments of this had us laughing out loud, and only a few were due to the existential crisises!
It's extraordinary how Becca and Erika were tied all the way through
I had the same feeling with zendaya I was thinking she was a teenager and learned she's 2 years older than me lol
Becca is great. I'm not sure who she was imitating at 7:25 but it was spot on.
This is glorious chaos!
I am sad they didn't do the stagflation question opposite the several CollegeHumor employees I bet could explain it and would get visibly flustered at the stumbling inaccuracies.
Erika not knowing any teens was understandable because teens are boring and dumb, but Becca only being aware of one Gene Hackman movie was devastating.
@lberghaus
Жыл бұрын
The problem is that when a teen becomes a celebrity, it's like 2 or 3 years later that their celebrity level reaches general non-teen audiences, and then they are probably only still a teen for a year or so. You're better off just thinking of the most recent child actor you can and hoping they are now and still a teen.
@GuineaPigEveryday
10 ай бұрын
@@lberghausthink of any shitty tiktok star and they’re probably a teen. I dont watch tiktok but u hear their names thrown around a lot
that bit about weekday mass was personal 😭😭😭
1:16 I feel like that's what dying laughing sounds like 😂
Taking a break from studying for my economics midterm and that stagflation question now qualifies this as study time?
I'm here for Becca attempting Amy's hold in your laughter tekkers
I feel you, Erika. I’m stumped.
Becca Scott is so damn naturally funny
The answer to how you sleep isn't ... that. It's "Lightly, with a deep sense of paranoia and spooning a shotgun".
Always cool to hear my last name mentioned anywhere lol
Managed to keep it together through the first 9 teen slang words, but "Drake and... Josh" fucking BROKE me
4:44 Becca agreeing noticeably hard there; she's got good taste in DILFs!
@GZilla311
Жыл бұрын
That man has aged well, absolutely.
i have literally the same sleeping situation
Love the way Erika laughs
Erikas realization really hit home.
1:18 Holy fucking shit, Erika!
I've never attended a catholic service outside of funerals so I searched online to see if there were any other color of wafer besides white and the images look like their a cross of sterilized medical equipment and sanitized truck stop products to add into your coffee. Also the websites offering wafer recipes and wafer manufacturing give off a weird energy thats hard to describe other than sinister.
I always though I have trouble reading the captions because I have bad eye sight. My new glasses convinced me that it's just too small and fast for me to read.
You know the joke is good when you get everyone behind the scenes laughing!
I say this with as much respect and admiration as possible but there are so many women at CH that I would give my first born to go on one date with
Breaking: Time Passes - I loved that! 🤣 As a man now pushing 50 (somehow), I can confirm this!
BREAKING: TIME PASSES
Alfred ❤
Erika always laughs the most and that makes it fun (this episode excepted) Just like Katie always laughs the least and that makes it fun Trapp and Brennan always did well too, it's all fun
I looked it up, the last movie Gene Hackman was in was "Welcome To Mooseport"
"opposite brad pitt" made me laugh the hardest ive yet at one of these
Switching to characters instead of actors was actually a genius way to remember!
Am I the only one who mixes up Carolyn with Amy, and thus figured they knew how this was gonna end at first?
@xmlthegreat
Жыл бұрын
Hint: if she's not started laughing uncontrollably and with tears dripping from her reddened eyes, she's not Amy.
@repulser93
Жыл бұрын
@@xmlthegreat But I'm not the only one who thinks Amy and Carolyn look a lot alike, right?
@bnashee
Жыл бұрын
She didnt start laughing 5 seconds in and fail to stop so it cant be Amy
Alfred getting a crew laugh at 5:31!
I’m at work and dying!
when are we getting new ones of these on dropout 😭
I discovered collage humor in 2023. Nice
@MultipleOcelots
Жыл бұрын
also im like 40
stagflation is when the price stays the same but you get less for the money.. at worst the price goes up but the products get smaller.
I adore Lily's sense of humour
Top 10 favorite teens.......JUST SAY THE TEEN TITANS AND YOU'VE GOT OVER 50 TEENS.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You're welcome.👍👍👍
Breaking News dream team right here.
I've been to week day mass, and it's exactly how the described it
So having worked in a news studio I can tell you a lot of the time the news anchors don’t know what they’re about to read.
The more I watch this, the funnier "The question being, Am I Dead Yet?" gets every time
Becca's excitement about JK Simmons, followed by her thirsty face when Alfred says her name makes me think I know who her celebrity crush is....
Nice graphics
"Housing bubble" is actually a figure of speech. "Housing" in this case means "deer," as in a deer is rapidly swelling and expanding and might quite literally pop, which is obviously quite messy. And _that_ is stagflation.
Erika if it makes you feel better, I immediately thought of McCully Kulken, and he's older than me
Gene Hackman is 93
@RecklessFables
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, why are they hating on the OG Superman Movie Lex Luthor?
@Idran
Жыл бұрын
@RecklessFables idk if I tried to kill superman I would expect to get at least a couple people hating me