"Holy mother of God on Earth, and in heaven at the exact same time." Still gets me.

@trellbank8247

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one..😂😂😂

@JustaWombat

8 ай бұрын

Still has me in tears 😂

“This whole section right here. Alphabetical order, mass murder.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@timwhatley7522

Жыл бұрын

Lol i died man 😂

@holdthetruthhostage

Жыл бұрын

Yup hahaha 🤣

@817RazorHell

2 ай бұрын

Bro that shit SENT ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Those students are very insubordinate and churlish

@winniebae4alwayyz963

3 жыл бұрын

*Great profile pic! Calvin & Hobbes for life!*

@hklegomaster

3 жыл бұрын

But where is a a Ron

@kxmode

3 жыл бұрын

@@hklegomaster Probably still in O. Shag Hennessy’s office

@The1FieryBlaze

2 жыл бұрын

“Here’s the envelope and you just PUSHED it!”

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

Deplorable and chi-cane-orous (:

"Tuck that shirt or I will guide you through a table saw!"

@sjcohen4444

6 жыл бұрын

eddie pulido Reminds me of WC Fields telling Charlie McCarthy, "How would you like to ride piggyback on a buzzsaw?"

@Cj-hj6rm

5 жыл бұрын

💀

@justinburke5738

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!!!

@KyzaSangre

3 жыл бұрын

@@sjcohen4444 piggyback on a buzzsaw💀💀💀💀

@ginogreen7048

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious!! Cuz it went with the prayer lol

secure it son...secure it...

@shaq0071

7 жыл бұрын

alphatoddio keep it zipped

@alphatoddio

7 жыл бұрын

shaq0071 i can see you i can see you night goggles

@christianreyes9561

3 жыл бұрын

U wanna talk ? We can talk after school during detention you'd like that?

"Hail Mary full of bullets" 😂😂

@mariofulgore5836

7 жыл бұрын

Mimi Lo LOOK AT YOU DAMNNNNNN

@msmayalanski

5 жыл бұрын

This made me die 😭

@ToyotaGuy1971

4 жыл бұрын

Beware of the sacrilege.

@patricksenat8833

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell no!

@SK8EERBOII

3 жыл бұрын

Bro said “how about that? Sounds good to me” 😭😭😭

everybody had a coach Hines 😂

@mi5tafreeman

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn Wavy I sure as hell had several of them from middle school to high school & I attended private H.S. couldn't get away from this type of coach no matter what

@HawkeyeNation19

7 жыл бұрын

+Shawn Wavy I had a Coach Pettit who was a retired Marine and encouraged me to join. And then I did after high school haha.

@IamCHOSEN23

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but they weren't funny like him though.😕

@dmitriarobinson8803

6 жыл бұрын

Shawn Wavy 😁

"Alphabetical mass murder" I'm dying 😅

@eggy718

5 жыл бұрын

Classic

@JanetStarChild

3 жыл бұрын

@Sloth Mc I'm gonna guess your name is Aaron then.

15 years later and I still find coach Hines one of the funniest recurring sketches I've ever seen on MadTV! Miss that show Soooooooo much, MadTV was always the "funnier" of the two weekend "sketch" programs. SNL didn't even compare to the wild humour MadTV provided consistently! Wish it was still going :-(

@Joxman2k

5 жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree:) Another great one was In Living Color.

@myeenglishclass7540

5 жыл бұрын

I miss madtv... Coach hines, Stuart, asian guy.. Hahahha

@Cj-hj6rm

5 жыл бұрын

Kenny Rogers Arie Spears Snoop dog / Cosby impersonations Man mad tv had a STACKED cast Only thing was carrying SNL was will ferro

@thefreshjc1286

4 жыл бұрын

True

@icbm50

4 жыл бұрын

MadTV is returning. I doubt it will be the same.

this guy is absolutely fantastic

@WebHead1996-1

7 жыл бұрын

fyi he was my coach

@ELgamingification

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah watch 'key and peele' it's so fk'ing funny with the same actor as coach hines.

@LenoraCollins

7 жыл бұрын

Deadpool That was everyone's coach when PE existed. Polyester shorts, whistle and all. 😂😂😂

@HighSpeedNoDrag

7 жыл бұрын

Yes late 70s early 80s for me and We miss you Coach Wehr!!

@79Adam

7 жыл бұрын

My PE teacher in the early 90's was exactly the same. The bald hairstyle, moustache, the 70's shorts and shirt which he never changed, and always threatening us, haha

"This whole comment section right here, all you guys, after the game, alphabetical order--mass murder" Coach Hines for President 2020!

@71sc502

6 жыл бұрын

Huey Freeman hey, ya know what sticks and stones chief?

@Cj-hj6rm

5 жыл бұрын

COACH HINES 2020

We need a coach Hines Movie...cmon key and peele!

@makocapone6400

5 жыл бұрын

YES COACH HINES MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

@CrayZJo3Davola

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly coach hines is a character owned by madtv. Rip

@Naotahaley

4 жыл бұрын

*they can't use the character so they made the substitute teacher*

@zachruffin3701

4 жыл бұрын

Plot - the cartel kills the students and frames coach Hines. He breaks out of prison and takes them down, killing them all in creative ways

@scottwins2

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrayZJo3Davola Is that True?

I love that line where he says. “This is my crystal ball right here and you know what I see old lady after the game parking lot shot to the head.” 😂

@mikenice215

8 ай бұрын

When I 1st heard that shit I didn’t think he was gonna go no where near saying that💀🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

I'm going as Coach Hines next Halloween

@dontme7254

7 жыл бұрын

Good idea , thanks.

@MrEOM41

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao will do

@muscleman9299

7 жыл бұрын

Ali The Great u wanting me coach you?

@garyisgaming1224

7 жыл бұрын

Muscle Man if you don't then you'll be set on fire lol

@ryans4337

6 жыл бұрын

Comin up soon dont forget

"I've had it with these stupid jackasses" That quote still remains in my head rent free

@AlexSilva-vl6lu

2 жыл бұрын

Iikimim.

@xtrasharp08

2 жыл бұрын

"Its like a heehaw factory with all the jackasses"

@MDestron2282

Жыл бұрын

20 years after graduation. Nothing changes.

@evanabbott2737

Жыл бұрын

“I will SUPLEX you!!”😂

he is working that gum

@comedianhaze1619

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Rampersant bout to break his own damn jaw!!..lol

@isaiah6659

3 жыл бұрын

Its been said that he's chewed that gum since 1976

@hklegomaster

3 жыл бұрын

My fav is the bus one

6:55 "How about a crossbow, medieval! SUSISUHSSSAHH!!" lmao

"I'm going to put a syringe with raw sewage on your arm" How do they come up with these lines? lol

@dabest757gamer

3 жыл бұрын

Not they, but him!

@JanetStarChild

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect a lot of it is adlibbed.

“Stay in that zone or you’re gonna disappear so fast you’ll be dead and buried before the Amber alert goes out”

"you got a new name now, it's Hail Mary full of bullets."

Coach Hines always riding Yaminashi!

@Cj-hj6rm

5 жыл бұрын

His favorite Enemy 😂

@SuperBeeChannel

3 жыл бұрын

More Coach Hines riding Yaminashi ???? Enjoy : kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqt7o8OzlZachqQ.html

"It's like a hee haw factory" I love how that line was just thrown away casually.

I remember my dad showing me this at 6 years old in 2006 and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world

I would just do anything to be in this guy's class and would be honored to get yelled at by him.

@mrmrssneaker1771

6 жыл бұрын

manof1005holds I would fail his classes cause I would be laughing every day

@jackelracer593

5 жыл бұрын

omg the choas i would create to here his abusive poerty god i hope someday this kind of teacher exist

@promysegrace

4 жыл бұрын

manof1005holds.. and be called A-A-Ron!

@MegaJess83

3 жыл бұрын

Right? 😂😆🤣😆😂

Legolas, Legoals, Legolas

I keep coming back to coach Hines every time I want some pure comedic gold.

@traesmokedbarbekyoo6239

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

The amount of unique characters MadTV produces is nothing short of amazing!

@holdthetruthhostage

Жыл бұрын

Far Better Than SNL

Coach Hines' voice cracks like he is about to burst into tears.

OMG, I use to wear these BIKE coaching shorts during the 1980s

@valenciadale3506

3 жыл бұрын

My grade school gym teacher wore the same thing lol

@heidibangbang

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but did you wear merkins?

@drinxs505

2 жыл бұрын

Iv known those by another name.."Birth Control PT Gear"

@ReginaldForman

2 жыл бұрын

@Crystals Texas Channel not after he put them on.

“Here’s the envelope… and you just puuuushed it.”😂😂😂

It’s Christmas of 2022 and still has me dying laughing

@brianoconner2972

Жыл бұрын

Just introduced my nephew to this gold!

@PettyWithLove

Жыл бұрын

@@brianoconner2972 yea bro, I just had to put my son up on this lol

@rafaelmendonca2381

Жыл бұрын

secure it son, secure it.

@2Shine55

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@FoleysBetter

5 ай бұрын

Hail Mary full of bullets

“Now ya knock it off, I’m sick of it, it’s inappropriate.” Coach Hines inspired me to use this line on my kids when they act up

lol...."its like a hehaw factory in here with the jackasses" XD

Holy Mother of God on Earth and In Heaven at the Exact Same Time, who in this room besides me is Chewing Gum

potato peeler + ankles= severe pain. LOL

I still come here every now and then to get a real good laugh😮‍💨😭…. I be in tears watching this

coach hines & fire marshall bill are the two funniest characters of all time

@0liverr94

7 жыл бұрын

Freddy Saucedo LOLOLOL I'm sure you're 100% right😂

For several years MADtv was kicking SNL's ass, but because Fox didn't own MADtv they didn't care about it's future and barely advertised it. Eventually, the main cast left so the final episodes were terrible. The company that owns MADtv won't even bother to release most seasons so instead they just threw some of the best episodes in a vault somewhere to rot. MADtv's actors were notoriously underpaid considering how talented they were. Also, because they were willing to be politically incorrect the actors were treated like outcasts in showbiz and effectively blacklisted. Despite creating great characters it was difficult for many to find work which is why comedic geniuses like Will Sasso and Bobby Lee never landed big deals in mainstream shows/sitcoms and only just recently have found limited success because of podcasts. Others did voice work like Phil Lamarr and Alex Borstein, but Keegan Michael Key was the only person to really make it big. SNL will sometimes have a standout comedian, but it gets too involved in politics. Its political skits simply aren't funny and often come off as material that was forced in by left wing ideologues. However, since it has so many connections in showbiz it will never fail no matter how many people agree that it's terrible.

@fizzbrew

4 жыл бұрын

No doubt. Fucking travesty. Instead we get the shills like Jimmy fallon, talentless hacks sucking off the radical left.

@Wonderrbread01

3 жыл бұрын

Great write-up and really sad. Jordan Peele was also on Mad TV and is doing alright, but they obviously got big together

@Mr123Gibson

3 жыл бұрын

Everything you said I always felt about this show as well SNL.

@Walnder

3 жыл бұрын

well said .........but does anyone watch TV now days really ? lol

@thedangerwich5476

3 жыл бұрын

Hates shows that get too involved in politics. Proceeds to force his own political opinions in same post. Oky

im pretty sure this evolved into his luther the anger translator

@Mrforever34

4 жыл бұрын

Cycka Blyat Lmaoo thats what I was thinking

@allenthompson1168

4 жыл бұрын

Luther pointing at himself.

The knee up & leg ups ALWAYS get me 😂😆🤣😆😂

do yall remember how unrestricted tv was back then? brings a tear to my eye

@yatheo2969

3 жыл бұрын

This and Tough Crowd could never be on TV.

XD. I swear people had a better sense of humor back then. You could never get away with this kind of skot.

@Cj-hj6rm

5 жыл бұрын

Skit And you're right

"You know what Sister Maurice, why don't you go sit back down and chew some gum or I will turn you upside down and take a potato peeler to your ankle." The first time I heard that my ribs hurt for hours. Man I miss good comedy like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like how coach Hanes carelessly insults and intimidates everybody , and he gets beating most of the time.

LMAO...How do they keep a str8 face tho???

@LandingNow

7 жыл бұрын

The principle nearly brokedown in the first and second skit lol

@agunemon

7 жыл бұрын

Because they're better than snl

@justinworldsable

7 жыл бұрын

Bryan Tomlinson straight face tho!

@omegalavender

7 жыл бұрын

It's very hard being a professional sometimes; Stephanie Wier in the QVC Fat Fashion episode had a moment she had to grab her face & I lost it saw hard. Going to watch it after this again. lol

@victorbrisbin1196

7 жыл бұрын

Bryan Tomlin

We need a coach Hines reboot - Coach going crazy about masks and social distancing😂

@fromaggiovagiola9128

Жыл бұрын

Too bad the actor is a Mask Covidian.

@g.m.5395

Жыл бұрын

YES

@cupcakeeater3003

8 ай бұрын

Coach doesn’t believe in science or vaccines. That’s why he will only wear the mask on his mouth not his nose.

I miss madtv..

@gorehammer42o

4 жыл бұрын

We all do...

Hail Mary full of bullets Too funny

One of the best MADtv characters. EVER.

watching in 2023, still one the of funniest character on TV

“EVANS!!!! Stay in the zone or you’re gonna disappear so fast you’ll be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!” LMAO 😂😂😂

My favorite character!!!

One of the greatest characters ever on 📺

Coach Hines is one of the BEST comedy characters ever!!! This is soooo funny!!❤❤ Need more of this!!

@holdthetruthhostage

Жыл бұрын

Word

I love how Hines flips out over the littlest thing LMAO.

We used to have a coach/teacher like this in high school who was always yelling and pulling his pants up for some reason lol

When coaches actually threatened their students... and would follow through if provoked. I miss the 1980s.

@bookwrmxoxo5105

Жыл бұрын

Ok grandpa

@johngreen1683

Жыл бұрын

@@bookwrmxoxo5105 I take it as a compliment. Too many wussies nowadays!

@oskarfunes2505

Жыл бұрын

@@johngreen1683 careful, comment too hard and they become genderless entities

You just KNOW my man KMK was not breaking eye contact with the crowd while he was pointing at/threatening the “students”🤣🤣🤣

Still watching this in 2017

@candusmarie889

6 жыл бұрын

tommy facekicker in 2018 watching it

@timothy2204

5 жыл бұрын

2019

@Cj-hj6rm

5 жыл бұрын

2019 now

@Kehwanna

4 жыл бұрын

I'll come back to this some time in the 2020s.

@-ThePharaoh-

4 жыл бұрын

2020

You know? They should really air this show again. I don't care if it isn't live, I don't care if it's old footage. I'd watch this over SNL any day. Just straight up replace SNL with old Mad TV Skits and my weeknights would be a blast.

@macaryl95

4 жыл бұрын

Every fucking video "better than SNL." Just shut the hell up. We all know the truth. Watch the video and stop being so damn repetitive.

@befdoglover1

Жыл бұрын

As long as we have KZread and they stay up there and never get taken down, I guess this is the best we got.

One of the most hilarious characters in any sketch show😂

@michaelmerck7576

Жыл бұрын

I think he is so funny because every junior high and high school has a gym teacher just like that or worse

Am I the only one that needs a coach Hines movie!!! Come on key and peel make it happen!!😅

They need to bring this guy back on key n peele

2017 and this shit still have my stomach hurtin 😂😂😂😂😂

@julietvelarde3816

2 жыл бұрын

Still makes me roll laughing! I totally have needed some comic relief over the last 2-1/2 years.

@Chris-od4ie

5 ай бұрын

2023 😂

Love how he always continues to say it's inappropriate but he also continues to disrupt everything lololol😅

He was destined for greatness!!!

We need more teachers like this these days.

"How can I concentrate when I got 5 feet of sexy standing right next to me?" "Take that pencil outta your eye & stab Doskey in the neck with it" "AND THE BEEPER JUST WENT OFF!!"

He can make me laugh like no other!!

15:11 “hey... HEYY ... I will toss a match in that gas tank!!” Lawd hammercy !!!😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 so many hilarious lines from this man. do not think that I won't suplex you!!

"Do not think that I will not suplex you!" Almost peed myself xD

those shorts are awesome

Those sound effects had me rolling with the Sa sah sasasasa 😂

😂😂 it's hilarious when he rocks back and forth.

7:29 ALLENS!! Stay in that zone, or your gonna disappear so fast you'll be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out! Awesomeness line 😅

My guy couldn’t hold his laugh 😂 @ 2:08 😂! He had to turn his head!😂😅 love ❤️ it

Is it me or is Coach Hines doing a really good Chris Farley impersonation here? I was waiting for him to say he lives in a van down by the river! 😂😂

@nicholasespinoza9610

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing!

@richelle7211

Жыл бұрын

Ha! Beginning of the bus scene, I was thinking he sounded like Matt Foley about a second before reading your comment.

@cosmic_JAV

7 ай бұрын

I just commented this before seeing ur alls comment

Anyone 2019?? Love him 🤪

When I was in elementary school in the early 90s we only feared the gym teacher lol. The guy was a savage.

Coach Hines just started calling out every gay person who was in that room that's hilarious...

I always wondered what David goggins dad was like 😂

1. Coach Hines is my spirit animal 2. Of course, a nun was the one who finally knocked him out, anybody who went to catholic school can attest to how badass most nuns are after you've pissed them off.

@danarahman6281

7 жыл бұрын

AAC 229 let me tell u this character is my idol i laugh so much when i watch these videos classic one of a kind too funny LMFAO

@brucecaudill1958

2 жыл бұрын

You’re absolutely right, I remember the movie and play Doubt, and I had no idea nuns could get that mad.

never take yourself too seriously, these guys remind us of what we rally need, a sense of humor.... seriously we need these guys in D.C.

Can we get a Coach Hines movie? Maybe a Coach Hines goes to college. He gets his dream job at some huge college only to find out Kobayashi is going to the same college. Then let the magic happen!

Legend has it that coach Hines taught John Wick how to kill with a ✏️... So John Wick chapter 4 should be about how to cut a body in half with the edge of a coin😳 killing with a compound bow, something about bolt cutters and optic nerves👀 and being on the list twice so killing someone, reviving them and then killing them again and if anyone cries, their head will be set on fire Should be epic 😎

Guy at the back lost it at 10:09 lmao

Here is the airport security and the beeper just went off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We need to bring this man back to hurt some feelings!!!😂🤣😂🤣

"It's a Hee Haw factory in here" Coach Hines is so damn funny.

"That is a good soapy smell."

MadTV was great to watch as a kid.

Mad TV is the greatest comedy show of all time. Especially our time. I still end up in tears watching these. I, like many, demand Mad TV returns.

Can someone please upload the Coach Hines prom sketch? I always loved that sketch. Keegan Michael Key is brilliant! Coach Hines was one of the best characters on this show.

My favorite is when he threatened to turn yamanaische caucasian in the locker room skit and bobby lee lost it.

@brucecaudill1958

2 жыл бұрын

Lol me too. I would’ve been the same way too. 😂

every time he talks about murdering somebody with a pencil its hilarious

I miss tv shows like this😂

true story i laugh so much tears be streaming down my face and u know when funny is funny ur nostrils go in and out:-D:-D

Back when comedy was uncensored and people knew it was a joke

@leecarney4373

14 күн бұрын

Do you not have Netflix? Are you unaware the internet exists, this idea that comedians can’t tell jokes anymore is just ridiculous, the only ppl bringing comedy into the culture wars these days are pathetic losers pretending that invisible censors exist, grow the fck up