The crime rate on Grand avenue dropped by 120% when he got arrested.

@masdr2627

10 ай бұрын

Except for bank robberies

@Nova-sb8lh

10 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

@FI32690

9 ай бұрын

The crime rate increased because of all the woke mayors.

@zekeluna9373

9 ай бұрын

Dead asf😂😂😂🤣🤣💯

@zekeluna9373

9 ай бұрын

​@@masdr2627😂😂😂😂💯

A lot of shit sure goes down on Grand Avenue.

@xxheartless_psychopathxx7571

8 жыл бұрын

+Gabe Johnson lol

@Marcell2aG

8 жыл бұрын

+Gabe Johnson Everything except for bank robbery.

@smackdownjosh21

8 жыл бұрын

true DAT

@silvereagle90000

7 жыл бұрын

And then we'll take it higher...

@winstonsmithamm

7 жыл бұрын

www.google.com/maps/place/Grand+Ave,+Baldwin,+NY+11510/@40.6557999,-73.6120668,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c27b79269ea63f:0xb37634436d4c4d17!8m2!3d40.6557999!4d-73.6098781

This is what a GTA protagonist would be like in real life

@jackpadz6079

4 жыл бұрын

Too real...

@Amandeep68Singh

4 жыл бұрын

Real Shit👏👏😹

@kevingates6217

4 жыл бұрын

Lol TAKE THIS W

@obviouslytwo4u

3 жыл бұрын

Computer games are for people who don't have a soul, does anybody have a console for sale?

@Alxon79

3 жыл бұрын

GTA 6 protagonist

“Are you threatening me?” “Are you retarted?” I’m done 😂

@Letsjammwithjustin

2 жыл бұрын

best line ever

@Lava91point0

2 жыл бұрын

Why do people always think it’s tart lol, D not T, dumb bastard

@natiliee.s.5476

Жыл бұрын

​@@Letsjammwithjustin You can't say things like that today🤣

@springerworks002

Жыл бұрын

​@@natiliee.s.5476 You can call people retarded today.

@Mr.Gibbles

9 ай бұрын

Your comment was retarded!!

I'm so happy for the man getting his name cleared of the bank robbery charges

@marcusmcgraw3519

6 жыл бұрын

daude111 finally justice has been served in favor of a black man

@firemarioproductions2003

5 жыл бұрын

Well, he was found guilty for everything else.

@hende8445

5 жыл бұрын

@@firemarioproductions2003 no shit sherlock...

@outlaw9657

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I'm so glad he was able to beat that bank robbery charge. We all know what it feels like to be mistaken for some stupid bank robber.

@reality8315

4 жыл бұрын

Identity theft you dummy

I'm staying the hell away from Grand Avenue!

@drescreed619

8 жыл бұрын

Calvin Maynard lol I live on Grand Avenue

@calvinmaynardtmt

8 жыл бұрын

drescreed619 At least there are no bank robbers!

@drescreed619

8 жыл бұрын

Calvin Maynard lol there's no bank to rob.

@mrsuns10

8 жыл бұрын

There is a grand avenue in my city

@cindyccb

8 жыл бұрын

Then here's some advice pack up ur stuff and get the hell out

-Did you beat the bank robbery charge? -I did. -What did it cost? -Everything.

@dalurinzinia829

2 жыл бұрын

Avengers reference spotted

Judge: “How easy it is to kill a cocktail waitress on grand ave?” “NO, HOW HARD!”

@dimitridabidin2757

3 жыл бұрын

Great line right ?

@SanjanaRanasingha

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@andrew1498

Жыл бұрын

They will FIGHT you!

@iamskippy

10 ай бұрын

I’d love to have seen the dress rehearsals and to have been in the writer’s room as they were coming up with the dialogue. The choice to say how hard it was to do _was in order to further create opposition with the Judge,_ was brilliant❗️

@Mr.Gibbles

9 ай бұрын

You're dumb. Really dumb.

Grand avenue is the safest place to build a bank

@MarquesBrown-hh6gx

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Powell 💯

@violenceisfun991

6 жыл бұрын

thats perfect man

@jaesonhunter5377

5 жыл бұрын

NICE ONE

@llarmstrong783

5 жыл бұрын

since he was innocent of the bank robbery it must not have been on Grand Avenue

@bojiun1377

5 жыл бұрын

what is Grand avenue ?

lmao! He's everything else except a bank robber.

@waterdroplets1627

6 жыл бұрын

AL 2B king that's what he is saying dumbfuck

@jocomfiresin6982

5 жыл бұрын

He can't be charged with arson again. So he's not that.

@nicoleraheem1195

5 жыл бұрын

Thanh Nguyen lol

@AtticTapes14

7 ай бұрын

​@@jocomfiresin6982but he did arson

@jocomfiresin6982

7 ай бұрын

@@AtticTapes14 I was joking.

"I pushed all the buttons on the elevator that one time" Monster got we he deserved 👏

@Joonsday1

9 ай бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

11 years and he still looks like him

@Joecbg100

4 жыл бұрын

Black don't crack

@lanhod

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joecbg100 and he's in good shape

@dunhill919

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joecbg100 all that Coco butter is doing it's work

@delilahfleharty8393

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he hasn't a aged a bit.

@JimmyTwoTimesJimmyTwoTimes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joecbg100 I wish that was true. Micheal Obama starting to look like Seal

Talk about no fucks given. lol

@rafaelstephen719

9 жыл бұрын

Yep

'see I told u I'll beat that robbery charge'

@anonymous-cd4cc

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 thats all what matters for him

@anonymous-cd4cc

7 жыл бұрын

+Suraj Tomar thank you :)

@c.galindo9639

6 жыл бұрын

As long as he isn't charged as a bank robber it's all good

@roidblitzed

5 жыл бұрын

His lawyer is gonna need therapy

This is the best skit ever.. cant believe they can drag a joke that long and still funny as hell

He’s just not willing to accept being mistaken for a bank robber

This is one of the best sketches of all time. Keegan is literally 100% in this. Also one of the best performances of all time. Truly epic, truly perfect.

@marshallrussell6286

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was emmy worthy...and the writers

I must visit this Grand Avenue!

@badgurlsclub1

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@_lithp

6 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't survive, neither you nor your wife's son.

@dualsenseentertainment

6 жыл бұрын

Juggalo972 Huh..lived around the corner from there. Never buy a Ps4 or Xbox one on Grand Ave..you will get sonething called a psx..only plays games are made for it.

@joypopoola6115

6 жыл бұрын

We have Grand Ave here in St. Louis... and everything he said including selling balloons, hobos urinating happens on Grand Ave.

@milascave2

5 жыл бұрын

juggalo: It hasn't been the same since that bank robber got locked up.

the most honest man ever to appear in court

@llarmstrong783

2 жыл бұрын

What about the guy whose weed got stolen

@yourinnerlawyer4035

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you'd be surprised how common this shit is lol.

@MolotovOwnage

2 жыл бұрын

Not true.

@TheTHUSWORD

Жыл бұрын

Honest drug dealer , nah nah

What if he actually robbed the bank and he knew that he is going to jail. So he fabricated all these stories so that he won't be bullied in jail.

@rextremendae

3 жыл бұрын

Probably obstruction of justice and/or contempt of court charges. Perjury, maybe, since he was under oath on trial. I AM NOT A LAWYER. These are just my guesses of what would happen if someone did that.

@NamNguyen-xt4yk

3 жыл бұрын

nah, its his dignity.In his point of view, bank robbers = broke. He aint broke, hes a drug dealer, he doesnt need money

@arctorus1807

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly !!

@themadclown4077

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he would definally get berated up admitting to doing all those crimes like a dumbass lol.

@SanjanaRanasingha

3 жыл бұрын

@@NamNguyen-xt4yk wow your theory actually makes sense

I don't need the money. I'm a drug dealer.

@childish_gambino

5 жыл бұрын

David G. Whoa! Just take it easy man 😯

@chaconswrenchin3557

5 жыл бұрын

Proofread 😂

@chaconswrenchin3557

5 жыл бұрын

I could be at home right now working on my meth lab in my basement

@MimiMirfavoroteanimalvideos

5 жыл бұрын

Mess

@MimiMirfavoroteanimalvideos

5 жыл бұрын

Amess

Shit is going down on Grand Avenue!!

@SPIDER-Man669

6 жыл бұрын

Xzamilloh I keep on waking up in the middle of the night

@schnika.phantommckissic537

5 жыл бұрын

That is Hilarious.. I was just on Grand AVE..IN DETROIT.. LMAO

@jamesjacobus4177

5 жыл бұрын

Except a bank robbery.

@dannythompson1948

5 жыл бұрын

Could be Grand ave in Oakland, Ca

@afisemenaborevlaka48

4 жыл бұрын

That's where Police headquarters is at.

Prosecutor looking at the defense attorney with genuine pity was priceless!

Came here from the Darrell Brooks trial, almost could have mistaken it for another Keegan-Michael Key sketch

"I got 74 HBOs" hahhaha

@jessycajohnson9924

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm in tears, my ribs hurt, I'm dying of laughter, and one more thing everybody meet me on Grand Avenue

@MeatySmirk

8 жыл бұрын

I've been here for 2 days! Where are you?!

@openworld6337

6 жыл бұрын

Keon Cox rip

@markajamu9959

5 жыл бұрын

Keon Cox I will be there.......on Grand Avenue....with a mobile meth lab😂🤣😅

@otisdobbins9829

5 жыл бұрын

Laughing my fucking ass off😃😃

@jefframster

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like lmao

“Ah, shut up Kenny” 😂. He talked himself into a life sentence.

"I told you id beat the robbery charge, everybody have a good day" lol

How can u write such a great sketch.... Simply genious

@llarmstrong783

5 жыл бұрын

Burning Ice just go to grand Avenue for inspiration

@stevermacsoucher1625

5 жыл бұрын

They did it for like 13 years

Alright but this man said he ate his neighbour's ferret im done

@jellybean7283

5 жыл бұрын

Why is no one else talking about this? lol

@c.galindo9639

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao. That was ridiculously funny tbh

@themadclown4077

3 жыл бұрын

Are you not surpose to do this?

@Tygafttf

3 жыл бұрын

Jellybean i didnt hear that mustve missed it

can we all just take a moment and appreciate the true fact that AT LEAST..he is NOT a bank robber??

@melonie_peppers

2 жыл бұрын

That's way worse imo...a bank robber? Cheap!

@ntandosekay

2 жыл бұрын

👌👏👏👏 Bank robbers are the worst kind of criminals!

You really have to admire his total brutal honesty

Shit goes down on Grand Avenue

@crunch9876

5 жыл бұрын

Tyrone Kujo it’s a ghetto steer in down town los Ángeles. That’s what street they are referring too.

"You can't believe the kinda of money you can make selling drugs to high schoolers over there on Grand Avenue" ROFL! made my day!

@Talia.777

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@yellowblanka6058

Жыл бұрын

Mental Note: avoid any street named "Grand Ave."

This is one of the most hilarious skits I've ever seen. Keegan Michael Peele at one if his best performance.

@Arachn1d-1902

Жыл бұрын

That's keegan Michael key. His partner is Jordan peele

Who else watches this too often 😂

@mjtingle1

3 жыл бұрын

This and someone stole all my weed. Neither ever get old.

@twinmelken2015

2 жыл бұрын

Me often as I can

LOL his lawyer's reaction I mean what could you do if your client goes rogue like that?! At least he won the case

@TheSubmissionChannel

5 жыл бұрын

Easy: interrupt by asking for a recess to confer with the client. E.g., How about a break for lunch? This seems like a good time, correct your honour?

@WadeAlma

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheSubmissionChannel He wouldn't stop talking regardless. He really didn't wanna be known as a bank robber.

@joshuamatkin8306

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me how stupid trump is incriminating himself all the time

"When I stole that car from that cripple so I could park in a handicapped parking space"

@nicoleraheem1195

5 жыл бұрын

beastofburden90 😅😂

"told you i'd beat that robery charge" lmao, keegan be crazy 🤣

Prosecutor looking like "damn it, the accused is taking my job away from me"

Grand Theft Auto in a nutshel

@kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776

10 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahaha

@Augready

9 жыл бұрын

yea i ran over 50 pedestrians! I aint rob nobody though

@Pedakin

6 жыл бұрын

More like Grand Theft Avenue.

@anonymousanonymous7593

5 жыл бұрын

How?

@c.galindo9639

5 жыл бұрын

Grove Street is in alliance with Grand Avenue

“Oh, I see. You trynna get me to incriminate myself” 😂💀

When am bored, I just come here... Can't get enough of it 😂😂😂

@christinaluv1065

4 жыл бұрын

Lukaso Talunge - I’m the same way!!

Keegan Michael is just hilarious!

@lenawagenfuehr53

5 күн бұрын

And he doesn't break! I would have lost it at "I pooped in an envelope and mailed it to my landlord"

“I aM nOt A BaNK RoBbER” that break down had me in shambles lmfaoooo.

LMFAO he did a lot on Grand Avenue

@Talia.777

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jordan420blazed4

3 жыл бұрын

But he didn't Rob a bank

He’s got a reputation to uphold

Put a dope beat to this and you’ll have a perfect trap song of these days.

@diamonddee833

2 жыл бұрын

Right! Lmao

"I pooped in an envelope and mailed it to my landlord" that is by far the most epic crime anyone could have EVER committed xD

@lenawagenfuehr53

5 күн бұрын

I love the way he can't discriminate between a petty annoyance and a serious crime "I beat up my grandmother for some candy" then "oh and I pushed all the buttons on an elevator"

I don't need the money, I'm a drug dealer. 😂😂😂😂

I swear, he hasn’t aged a day 😂😂😂

Wow, Grand Avenue sounds lit!! There's always something poppin' off! Well, everything except bank robberies!

@jameslegrand848

3 жыл бұрын

Hey,its lit as fuck and safe.... From robberies.

Grand Avenue: home of high school students on drugs, dead cocktail waitresses, frequently empty apartment mailboxes, a dead balloon guy, and sisters of criminals being sold into slavery

@lenawagenfuehr53

5 күн бұрын

And eaten ferrets

"I'm everything else but I'm not a bank robber."

Keegan Key is a legend, such talent to remember all those lines and spit them off so fast!!

plot twist: he did the bank robbery

@bgs5712

4 жыл бұрын

Its All Good Games 😂😂😂

@danp1471

3 жыл бұрын

Its all good games well in actuality he just walked in the bank to show off his new gun & apparently they liked it so much they just started handing him money. How could he faulted for simply wanting to show others the gun he just illegally purchased at a bargain of just $50 from a gun runner further down Grand Avenue.

@ItsAllGoodGames

3 жыл бұрын

@@danp1471 lol

@jordan420blazed4

3 жыл бұрын

HE AIN'T NO DAMN BANK ROBBER

" I'll see y'all on grand avenue! " 😂😂😂 #dead

That look on the lawyer's face at 3:03 says it all.

I haven't laughed this hard in soo long 😂😂

"I don't need the money, Imma drug dealer" 😂

Keegan Michael Key is such a great actor. He lands his roles so well lol I like how everything he does happens on Grand Avenue lmfao

grand theft avenue.....

@deanshaw6588

4 жыл бұрын

I'd call this guy lamar but that would be an insult

@3:02 This is where your lawyer is like ;" God I wish my client would shutup!"

This is literally the Darrell Brooks case

@DrPizzle

Жыл бұрын

thats what i was gonna say

His lawyer is all like. fuck this man is crazy

@kmhan9696

7 жыл бұрын

Officer Drac ii

ill see yall on grand avenue lol :)

@LexiLou1387

10 жыл бұрын

That part was the best

@jadabrown3555

10 жыл бұрын

***** cracked me up

@fatalhha

9 жыл бұрын

how much you charge :P

@TheYellowgalaxies143

9 жыл бұрын

Stay away from Grand Avenue

@godsgift1319

9 жыл бұрын

I'll see you to with yo fine ass.

This dude is the reason why lawyers were created LMAO

Plot twist he did rob the bank he just said all that so when he was inevitably arrested it wouldn’t be for something as petty robbery

@TripleTreuViet

3 жыл бұрын

What da hell are u even talking lol. "Something as petty as bank robbery"?! So what crimes is not petty to u? Raping n molesting? Pedophile? Sneaking n stealing from seniors? Selling drugs to kids? Breaking into cars n stealing change? Or murder? Serial murder? Fkn dumbass

Mad shit going down on Grand Avenue

Can i just say madtv is so much better than fucking snl

Keegan "over on grand avenue" Michael Key.

Not only the dialogue of incriminating himself and his determination to make sure he's NOT charged as a bank robber..... But I seriously cracked up the most saying she's dumber than the last judge who let him off and she said I AM THAT JUDGE. Then he insults her by saying she's old, like omfg!!!! 😂😂😂😂

3:03 There is absolutely no chance of him winning this HAHA

@macaryl95

2 жыл бұрын

But he did...

Call him what you will.... but he's no bank robber.

i worked in a courthouse. this kinda thing happens almost daily lol then they go away in cuffs, mumbling about how unfair the judge was

I'd like to move to Grand Ave. Sounds like a lively place. :)

@Thisismyhandle423

7 жыл бұрын

John Greene every grant avenue, church street, or MLK Boulevard is a LOVELY place to be

@Theproclaimed

7 жыл бұрын

John Greene dont have to worry about losing money to the bank

@StephanieOnThisWeb

7 жыл бұрын

John Greene it's actually a real place in Oakland, it's nice 😄

@Scratchingforcash

5 жыл бұрын

Now there’s a difference of Lively or Lovely so that depends....

@bororobo3805

3 жыл бұрын

Michigan

Fine piece of comedy we've got here! One of the best sketches I've ever seen!

He also killed and beheaded his cousin Jerome

Sounds exactly like Darrell Brooks. Still funny.

I nearly choked watching this. It was hilarious! And i watched it during working hour so it's really painful holding the laugh lol

@nisbrincran2832

5 жыл бұрын

Been there bro..

FUN FACT: Madtv is where Key and Peele got their start.

@matthewmoran5297

5 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Blanche Oh my God, I THOUGHT that was Keeygan! 8O

@nathanisaksson

4 жыл бұрын

Ya don’t say...

@BillB808

4 жыл бұрын

No shit sherlock

@inspectorgadget346

Жыл бұрын

I just realized this by seeing this video. I never knew.

@shimmerwave5784

Жыл бұрын

No duh

More than a decade later, this crazy man is now Toad from Mario

I can’t stop laughing 😆

I just got transferred to a job... on Grand Avenue.

@mechwarrior13

4 жыл бұрын

You still alive?

He Beat That Robbery Charge With Life In Prison LOL

He protec He attac But most importantly... *HE IS NO BANC ROBBA!*

This is fantastic, I need to watch more madTV content in the future. I've been missing out.

"huh i see u trying to get me to incriminate myself" then instantly continues to do so lol

grand avenue ain't no joke man lol

I keep saying Wtf awhile laughing like this shit had me crying in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I only want to know one thing... What are the GPS coordinates to Grand Avenue?

@rocskla3211

2 жыл бұрын

Glendale, AZ

Grand Avenue, in my city, is where all the crime happens too, LOL

@joypopoola6115

6 жыл бұрын

Nostra Thomas Tell me u here in STL!

@jhoodedbeast

5 жыл бұрын

Yea in st. Louis

pooped in envelope and mailed it to his landlord, haha.

I miss this show....especially on Grand Avenue

Grand Ave sounds like a dangerous place

@DTEENPUNKROCK

25 күн бұрын

Because he lives there.

I'll see you on Grand Avenue! 🏃💭 😂😂😂

Gotta appreciate this guy for his work ethic, lol

😄😄Over on Grand Avenue...love this damn show❤

"I aM nOt a BaNk roBBeR" 😂😂

I laughed so hard n at 3:03 the look on his lawyer's face... 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😅😅😅