Daddy Issues

@Vnllasundae

2 жыл бұрын

HEY DB

@aleezaqureshi7881

2 жыл бұрын

Is what I have

@katarinalavoie6476

2 жыл бұрын

@@aleezaqureshi7881 🤚🏻😑 same

@joyceteehee1000

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo!! Hey DB!!!

@aleezaqureshi7881

2 жыл бұрын

@@katarinalavoie6476 lol

Him: “here, how does that feel?”*grabs my hand* Me who hates physical touch: "get you grimy hands off me you 𝚂𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙻."

@boywife-

Жыл бұрын

Today I learned how to spell "scoundrel"

@Nerdy4y

Жыл бұрын

Im germophobe and that would be totally me 😂

@Titus_Alexius

Жыл бұрын

Same 💀

@Womp_womp707

Жыл бұрын

Scoundrel is fun to say so don’t mind me sitting here laughing so hard Bc I just keep repeating myself😭✋ LIKE IT FEELS SO FANCY I LIKE IT

@MaxKasai-zm5mz

Жыл бұрын

I don’t how I feel about touch😭👍

Him: I think you’re a girl from a wealthy family My broke ass: I wish

@hazelamanakibami9460

2 жыл бұрын

Same💀🔫

@algodonazul6131

3 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly 🥲🔫

"I bet you've never kissed a guy" Me a pansexual who has only dated girls: That is correct, shawty.

@ynln3068

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@Hoshi_hadyashi

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joshmorris395

2 жыл бұрын

Pfft- fr

@user-lr8de3fb6i

2 жыл бұрын

Same tho

@Jamie-dt1rb

2 жыл бұрын

Same

The way he’s explaining “my life” hah more like Adrien’s life

@theteawitch1669

2 жыл бұрын

Ahoy, fellow MLB fan!

@1m_v4nc3

2 жыл бұрын

:)

@tulipthesweetneko7452

2 жыл бұрын

Mlb fan yay

@Cffeinekai

2 жыл бұрын

Nah cause Adrien would say “he’s just a friend”

@zelqg

2 жыл бұрын

DONT BRING ADRIAN INTO THIS

Him:*kiss* Me:yo Him:*kiss aggresively* Me:Ayo- Him:*moan* Me:AYO?! Him:*opens belt* Me:WHAT THE FA-

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

My reaction exactly 😂

@dathardlifeboibaam6705

2 жыл бұрын

I fr was playing Minecraft while listening to this and 😭😭 Im just going to jump off the cliff at this point

@psycuca_6886

2 жыл бұрын

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY-

@MrsCake-xu7up

2 жыл бұрын

my whole soul:

@Hoshi_hadyashi

2 жыл бұрын

I am laughing so hard rn

Feran: “thanks..I really needed this” Subtitles “sex.. I really needed this”

@sofiarabtaoui5901

2 жыл бұрын

i just died in that part. dumb subtitles :c

@oliviawithers8496

2 жыл бұрын

I know 🤣

@serenegaze747

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it ain't entirely wrong💀

@lia_412

2 жыл бұрын

da fwak-

@HeBurnt_MyShake

Жыл бұрын

WELL ABOUT THAT-

i feel so bad for slapping him 💀 even without the backstory, i still feel very bad

@boredGrinch

2 жыл бұрын

I bet he liked it though 😂

“ive never seen you from up close before” … babe you literally kissed me🧍🏻

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

You right, like logic? ✨Nonexistant✨

@bunnieboo5056

2 жыл бұрын

we've literally been dating for the past few months🙄💀

Him: My mother…she uh… Me: passed away Him: she… Me: Passed Away Him:…uh… Me: OMG SHE PASSED AWAY JUST SAY THAT- Him: she uh…passed away.. Me: SEE SEE I FU-ING KNEW IT. Edit: Ok bruh every time I come back here this comment makes me sound so rude😭👌

@jayd9581

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

@yuniwolf26

2 жыл бұрын

Yea same 😂😂😂

@bvnnixq

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO 😭😭😭

@Bryce.x7

2 жыл бұрын

OK DANM😭💀

@Daeunn.

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO-💀

The librarian, watching this all, go down :👁️👄👁️☕️ “Evangeline come check this out!”

"Now shut up and just let me get back to sleep" Me: You are on THIN ICE my guy. I am THIS CLOSE to smashing your head INTO THE DESK. 😁 *Oh love your audios btw*

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Pffttt yess my thinking exactly :))

@mysticreaper896

2 жыл бұрын

A nasty cut with my nails. 😊😊

@chrisrocker710

2 жыл бұрын

I was kinda wishing listener hit him with the book again while he was talking about detention.

@sayakafukawa28

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to throw a chair at him like he’s satoko from higurashi

@user-yj7mb9qg4c

11 ай бұрын

IM laughing my ass off right now... how bout I just punch you and then it a couple pressure points and make u fall .

I hope everyone has a lovely day, stay safe. Smile because you are beautiful/handsome people.

@amyyy755

2 жыл бұрын

Same to you 💕💕🥰🥰

@user-dp1jt2gm1i

2 жыл бұрын

❤

@yaggy3818

2 жыл бұрын

I stay dangerous 24/7/365, watch out. Every second your not running I’m getting closer.

@krystalkatarakit-kat3342

2 жыл бұрын

that's very beautiful and very sweet! 😄😊😇🙏💜

Him:my father likes…. Me:guys? Him:…. Me:OMFG Him:to drink Me:Oh…

@serenegaze747

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE I SAID THE SAME THING😭💀

"I've never seen you make a decision purely out of your own free will" Why must you call me out like that😭😭😭

*me trying to figure out what he’s drinking* *realizing he’s snoring* “oH-”

@amaliesimonsen6146

4 ай бұрын

LOL I ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS DRINKING😭

jason: **calls me princess** my stomach: 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Love the username lmao also yes yes very much so

@dollmeupbaby8228

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yuki-tr4hh thank you so much oml,, and looool glad to see i'm not the only one.

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

@@dollmeupbaby8228 yw and ofc

Him: thanks Subtitles: s*X me: YOO BRO WT-

"so tell me,what your life like when your not at school,what your life living like a princess" me:my life is like a living shit,i have to do my modules,i have to work,i have to do house work,i have to study, and take care of my siblings ''i think,you are a girl from a wealthy family but with strict parents" me:i'm poor with strict parents

@vidhya2574

2 жыл бұрын

The last line is so relatable for me too 😁

Him: Explaining my life Me: Nobody could be so wrong.😂😂😂

*Me has captions on for some reason* Feran: Thanks Captions:$3x Me:huh wha-

@mariaochiana8365

Жыл бұрын

That's KZread.😂😂😂

Him : thanks ^^ Subtitles : s3x 👹 Me : great heavens wha-

"You've never kissed a buy before" Me:*Has only kissed girls as a female* Cut.the.CAMERAS!

I'd be giving this boy a hug! He needs one asap! 🥺🤗

Cucumber ‎‎Approved ‎

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Him: we’d make a pretty messed up duo Me: the trauma two

GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your 15% or more on car insurance bla bla ye -Also please do remember to eat, stay hydrated and that you’re loved only if you like me and not state farm tho

@sunshineattack8187

2 жыл бұрын

just curious, i’ve seen you everywhere but i still don’t understand why 15 minutes could save 15% or more on car insurance… PLS EXPLAIN OH MIGHTY GEICO

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

I love this comment ;,D

Imagine if he broke into listeners room that would be so romantic and kinda match his characters if you wanna make a part two

@alexiaswag6237

2 жыл бұрын

omgg yes

*Me at the beginning: What is that? is that a Minecraft zombie near me?, oh its just a person snoring, who snores like that??!!* 💀💀

*Him talking about his past* Me feeling bad for hitting him in the beginning:😰

When he said proffesor Keating I was like- "oh we in htgawm? Okay then"

Ok but hear me out part two? This was amazing!!! Hope to see more amazing audios in the future

@YukaPukaa

2 жыл бұрын

Saaame hope to see a part 2

@dosmbekzimmermann6067

2 жыл бұрын

Yees me too! ❤️

@user-yj7mb9qg4c

11 ай бұрын

excatly i want a part 2

@_blxoom_

10 ай бұрын

there is a part two it just can't be on KZread

This is very very somewhat nostalgic for me 🤔 Kinda reminds me of someone I knew and loved from the past... Sigh Feran.... And he calls me Princess too... Sigh sigh sigh...

Okaaay why isn't anyone saying anything about the slap!!! 😂😂❤️ Okay now I'm crying!!

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Pfftt me too though

@boredGrinch

2 жыл бұрын

ikr? that slap! I was like daaaamn that was one hard slap on the cheeks 😬

@Ciczaa94

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I was searching this comment. 😅 I am just reading a waffle recipe and than *slap*. Me: ohhohho. Wow. Go girl!

my god. I beg you do part 2!! It felt strange to fall in love with a voice. haha

@ajatarron9412

2 жыл бұрын

See his patreon

@ajatarron9412

2 жыл бұрын

The part 2 is there and it's so intense

Cheese chan approves🧀 That ending was 😩 HAHAHAHAHAH

Him: *explaining my whole life* Me: no that Adrian agreste’s life is might as well just say plag claws out and leave my home forever

@glam4663

2 жыл бұрын

Right on point.

Omg I didn’t know I missed his voice THIS much until this new upload! Feran’s always gonna be one of the best ASMRists!! 💕

Him: how dose it feel Me hating all touch :AHH! Get of me u swin

DAMN BRO 😦HES RLLY GETTIN INTO IT

This is awesome! Your videos always make me smile 🤗 keep up the good work! 💕💕

Love this!! Please take care of yourself and make sure you all eat,drink water and sleep

the snores im crying 💀✋.

😭 I feel stupid.. I thought at first he was drinking coffee

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

please make a part 2 to this!!! please please the idea is so good and left me intrigued, not really a series but please only a part 2 to this 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

Me: *listening to this audio while studying* *realised i’m studying religion*

@Namjooniee97

7 ай бұрын

😅oh

So good! I enjoyed this so much!! Keep up the good work! ❤❤😊😊

I was literally doing chemistry homework while hearing this :)

Naur the slap caught me off guard 💀

OHHH WE MISS U! WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS GUYS!

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Same to you

This is going to be something not sure if it’s going to be great but it least I can get a good laugh from this

I love this!!

I really really REALLY need a second part of this 🧎‍♀️PLEASE

Amazing 👏 just perfect. Thank you for this masterpiece

Him: calls me princess Me: ...bitch i'm a a Red Panda 🔴🐼

I LOVE IT SM

hell yeah im having another good sleep😀

THAT WAS EPIC

The reader's life is pretty accurate to my own.

HELL YEAAAA LETS DO THIS

I LOVE THIS ????? SO MUCH ???? MM M MAKE THIS A SERIES

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Yess agreed yes please would love that!!!

omggg congratulations for reaching 100k!

I have no words to describe this incredible audio ❤️😫

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Him: *asks us about how our life is being the princess* Me: idk man I space out the whole time and don't even try to listen unless it's important or I'm in my room alone

I wish I found your channel sooner. This audio was posted on my birthday.

مو مصدقه اخيراااا😭💖💖💖 يعمري والله ما تستاهل احس انقهرت يوم كان بدو يبكي 🫂💔

@MemoMemo-yx9wj

2 жыл бұрын

وه احسب مفيش عرب غيري هنا

@erenkink1970

2 жыл бұрын

@@MemoMemo-yx9wj أنا كمان لول

Never thought an asmr character would call me out but slay ツ

The ending though😩😳

Felt like Isabella Madrigal for a moment

New Sub. 😊 This audio was fantastic. Your voice, the backstory, the heat! Oh my gosh. It was just *chefs kiss* wonderful. ❤️❤️ I’m hooked. 😁

@enriquetabautista2981

Жыл бұрын

Ikr it was so I just cant

6:59 life is hell for us daw 😆😆

ahhh why do i have to be broke

Wallpaper approved ✨ wallpaper is important to make good impression of your phone 📱 So choose your wallpaper carefully 🔥👏🏻

He explains his life.... My empathetic a** starts crying.

I HIGHLY reccommend listening to the full 18+ audio on his patreon! (if youre old enough, that is :P) Its 1000% worth the money!

@nawaar3239

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@SarahJSweetheart

2 жыл бұрын

@@nawaar3239 does that mean you agree, or you want to but can't afford it?lol

@Miraclekwami

2 жыл бұрын

It probably means they can't afford it, like me😭😭😭

@sirenartz4076

2 жыл бұрын

Sharing is Caring 🧍🏽‍♀️

The way he's explaining "my life" hah more like Adrien's life

We desperately need a part 2

@SpecialWriter33

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed we do

I LOVE THIS.

@Yuki-tr4hh

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I need part 2 🥰

Me when he was undoing the belt:what are you doing huh? 🤨😏😳

The story of the boy's life is similar to mine, but my father passed away after he drank more and got sick a lot, five months ago, and now my brothers and I are without parents.

Him:basics in chemistry me who has no qule on chemistry:so uh negitave + negative =positive 😃 Yea uh i dont make my own decisions

I thought this said "I hate you" and I was really upset for a bit 😭 why can't I ever read things right

@baylee3494

2 жыл бұрын

same at first i thought it said "i hate you" lmao

I might not have grown up in a wealthy home, but I related strongly to the strict parents and not being about to go out

BRO DONT BRING MY FAMIKY ISSUES INTO THIS

Don’t describe my life like Adrian agreste

Omg LITERALLY doing my chemistry homework right now 😂

When he took of the belt I was like WHAT THE FU-

Him- “you’ve never even held a guys hand??” Me- now just wait acottonpickin second! how the heck do he know that..?!

"My- My dad likes to drink, a lot." *I missed the part where that's my problem*

All of this asmr made me a SIMP😃😃🥲🥲

he described me perfectly and it’s very scary 💀💀

Me downloading Patreon cuz I'mma watch the full one🤧👹👹👹

Hang in there , we will get through this together . 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

love it as always tho

I love this🅿️

Him: explaining "my life" Me: ha! No it's just dysfunctional and everyone has or had a problem with drugs and alcohol plus we weren't "poor" but not "rich" either bub so idk about no private piano teacher🤭😂😂

Him: *kiss* Me: ok normal Him: *kiss aggressively* Me:Ok ok that’s a little too much- Him:*moan* Me: AYO-?! CALM DOWN BUD- Him: *opens belt* Me:WHAT THE FA- *quickly pauses vid* not doing that today :) *love the vids btw :)*

@Night-Anon

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

Imma need u to make a part 2

please make a part 2!!!!